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Geek Armageddon Narrowly Avoided


Happy Monday, Folks / TK

Trade News | June 15, 2009 | Comments (12)


Rejoice, my fellow geeks, because for once, things are going your way. Not because of a movie being made or a casting being spot-on. Just the opposite, in fact. The good news of this week is that the live action version of Akira, Katsuhiro Otomo’s anime magnum opus, is “dead as a doornail.”

And I couldn’t be happier. Not only is Akira near-unfilmable as a live-action film, but it’s damn near perfect in its current incarnation. Worse still would have been the inevitable changes that we would have had to deal with. Some of those had already been released — the film would have taken place in “New Manhattan” instead of Neo Tokyo, for one thing.

It’s a rare case of either common sense or learning from history. Akira is far too cerebral a film, and it’s Americanized adaptation would inevitably have been pigeonholed as another “superhero movie,” which would be a tragic misnomer. It also would likely have bombed at the box office, since the audience for the original is so narrow, and my suspicion is that the suits would have had zero idea how to market it. Of course, the other problem is that there’s a high likelihood it simply would have sucked rancid donkey balls.

Happy Monday, geeks. Happy friggin’ Monday.


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Comments

It's sad when the high point of geek victory is that some Hollywood studio doesn't make a horrible, horrible mistake.

I mean, it's still a victory. But damn.

Posted by: twig at June 15, 2009 10:39 AM

i think the time and tech is right to make an akira live-action film. at least, in my dreams, it is. and timur bekmambetov directs. and akira is played by cameron bright a'la ultraviolet or x3, natch.
ben foster is shotaro and i am kei, of course.

Posted by: gp at June 15, 2009 10:41 AM

That is good news. Then again, I didn't think the anime version was really that good anyway. It got totally ridiculous at the end and all I remember is a bunch of people yelling "KENADA!" and "TETSUO!" over and over again.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at June 15, 2009 10:47 AM

"Not only is Akira near-unfilmable as a live-action film, but it’s damn near perfect in its current incarnation..."

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Amen.

I can only have horrible nightmares about how the casting would have have included the very white Disney/Nick young douche brigade. Of course they would have added some token fat black guy/sorta Asian looking white guy. And the story would have been "adapted" as a coming of age Karate Kid...esque re-imagining.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at June 15, 2009 10:52 AM

what!?-i didn't even know they were planning that! crisis averted. seriously, i would've busted out the murdertank, if that had actually happened.

Posted by: gem at June 15, 2009 10:52 AM

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at June 15, 2009 10:52 AM

Will Smith's kids will just have to find another project to latch onto and infect.

Posted by: branded at June 15, 2009 10:57 AM

Oh Praise Be! Godtopus was pleased by certain people's tattoos methinks.

Maybe if we ALL get one, we can change the movie making WORLD

Posted by: nadine at June 15, 2009 11:37 AM

Tetsuo had awesome powers. I loved the way they animated the little waves of force that smushed people. I want that. How come I can't have that?

Posted by: Lucas at June 15, 2009 12:44 PM

Looks great, but you are confusing the contraction "it's" (which means "it is") with the possessive pronoun "its".

Posted by: zito at June 15, 2009 3:43 PM

Or it's just a type-o, and you're a condescending nitpicker with too much free time.

Also, I love Akira and am thrilled to teensy pieces at this news.

Posted by: Skewicide Blonde at June 15, 2009 4:10 PM

Today was a good day. (there's my LOVE holla-back)

Posted by: replica at June 16, 2009 2:06 AM

Thanks the gods!

Posted by: FabMax at June 16, 2009 9:22 AM





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