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Can Liam Neeson Raise Christina Ricci From the Dead?

By TK | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (26)



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Here’s a movie that’s flown under most people’s radars, which is a little odd considering the players involved. After.Life is one of those promising-sounding, unusual premises that has quality actors, a first-time director, and will ultimately live or die on the strength of the story. Alas, there is no trailer yet, but the poster is down below.

Here’s IMDB’s synopsis:

After a horrific car accident, Anna (Christina Ricci) wakes up to find the local funeral director Eliot Deacon (Liam Neeson) preparing her body for her funeral. Confused, terrified, and feeling still very much alive, Anna doesnt believe shes dead, despite the funeral director’s reassurances that she is merely in transition to the afterlife. Eliot convinces her he has the ability to communicate with the dead and is the only one who can help her. Trapped inside the funeral home, with nobody to turn to except Eliot, Anna is forced to face her deepest fears and accept her own death. But Anna’s grief-stricken boyfriend Paul (Justin Long) still can’t shake the nagging suspicion that Eliot isnt what he appears to be. As the funeral nears, Paul gets closer to unlocking the disturbing truth, but it could be too late; Anna may have already begun to cross over to the other side.

Now, Neeson is Neeson. People love the guy, even when he’s in shit movies. Taken ended up being something of an underground blockbuster based on his performance alone. Justin Long is… well, kind of annoying, but I can’t help but find him a little charming, and I think there’s a decent actor hiding in all of that nerdboy shuffling and stammering. Christina Ricci, on the other hand… That’s the x-factor, which is dangerous considering she’s the co-star. Other than the ridiculously twee but still quite decent Penelope, she’s been in some poor to downright horrible movies. Her resume is littered with disasters and it’s been a long time since she’s knocked one out of the park. So far, the only buzz about her for this film is that she’s naked. A lot. And while I’m certainly not opposed to that, I’m hoping that Ricci can bring some power to what is likely to be a challenging role.

After.Life is directed by Agnieszka Wojtowicz-Vosloo, whose name is a goddamn mouthful and who has never directed a full-length film before. Her short film Pâté did very well at Sundance and some of the other festivals, but that was in 2001 (if you can track it down, I highly recommend it. It’s a pretty fascinating 11 minutes and features some dazzling costume design).

In any event, here’s the poster, courtesy of the lads at Bloody Disgusting (via MTV):

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Afterlife will be released by Anchor Bay in theaters in April.









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Comments

Wow, I hope that's just a mockup of the poster. Somehow Liam Neeson doesn't seem nearly as hot when coupled with the name Justin Long.

Posted by: zygomatique at March 2, 2010 9:49 AM

So far, the only buzz about her for this film is that she’s naked. A lot.

Really? It's not like this is going to be her first nude scene - wasn't there the entirety of Black Snake Moan?

Posted by: Jen K at March 2, 2010 10:05 AM

Ag-nye-shka Waih-toe-witch

The 'sz' in Agnieszka make a shhh sound. The 'cz' in Wojtowicz are a hard ch sound, as in "change".

You're welcome. And yes, we (Polaks) make it hard on purpose.

Posted by: Scully at March 2, 2010 10:09 AM

Naked, you say? Why, that's worth . . . Well, not my money certainly, but it's worth five minutes of diligent searching on the Google.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at March 2, 2010 10:19 AM

Dziękują, Scully.

Posted by: TK at March 2, 2010 10:21 AM

Prosze bardzo TK.

Posted by: Scully at March 2, 2010 10:31 AM

Is he the devil or something? Stealing her soul?

Posted by: Snath at March 2, 2010 10:36 AM

I remember reading about this one a while ago, probably a few weeks after I saw Drag Me To Hell. I wrote it off after realizing in said film that Justin Long cannot do dramatic work and is not a leading man. So, I have zero hope for After.Life being a good film. None. For goodness sake, Long almost killed Drag Me To Hell.

Posted by: Robert at March 2, 2010 10:48 AM

I wouldn't say no! Actually there're lots of sexy big&tall men and woman on __Tallconnect.com__; and they are actually dating beautiful big&tall people there! now I start believing no weight&height gap is too wide in fron of true love!

Posted by: garyll at March 2, 2010 10:55 AM

So...she's not actually dead, she's still alive and he's totally going to kill her by stuffing her in a coffin and burying her alive? Or is Justin Long a ghost too?

Is this like a surreal Ghost with Neeson as the Whoopi Goldberg "I see dead people" part? Dude, I can't WAIT to see him all tarted up so he can transfer a buttload of money to an off shore account while a confused bank teller wonders why he's talking so stilted!

Posted by: Ava at March 2, 2010 11:04 AM

I don't know about Justin Long being a leading man, but I've seen him in a few indie things and he can (passably) pull off a dramatic performance.

Wasn't Christina naked in that southern film with Samuel L. Jackson?

Probably won't see this, though. Doesn't sound like my cup of tea.

Posted by: Brie at March 2, 2010 11:28 AM

Shit, I can pronounce her Polish names but how the hell do you say Vosloo?

Vuh-zloo? Vosh-Loo? Vosh-lo?

And sorry, but it's Dziękuje, unless you're talking about the present progressive. Which we aren't. But [high five] to seeing a Polish director other than Polanski getting some screen time this side of the ocean.

Posted by: Stella at March 2, 2010 11:41 AM

Well I'm not much for spooky flicks anyways. Certainly not ones that
are a damn near copy of several others. Most of all? Seeing CR 'nekkid'
certainly isn't an enticement. Poor thing has starved her self down to
nothing like most of the starlets. It's ugly... and it makes this one's eyes
even buggy-er looking. Pass.

Posted by: Ms MoMo at March 2, 2010 11:47 AM

It is a very intriguing premise, but again, one that could either be very very cool or a total disaster.

For some reason I can't put my finger on, the poster above makes me think of Boxing Helena, which I've never actually seen (but I've seen stills and such). That's not a good thing.

Posted by: MM at March 2, 2010 11:48 AM

Can we PLEASE put the right names over the right faces? Is it really so difficult?

Also, if she's "dying", why is she wearing such a slutty dress?

Posted by: BAM at March 2, 2010 12:01 PM

Because even sluts need a great dress at their funeral BAM.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at March 2, 2010 1:01 PM

This movie sounds retarded on SO many levels.

Posted by: faye at March 2, 2010 1:21 PM

Hmm spend 7 bucks at the theater for this to see her nekkid or just rent Black Snake Moan again?

Hmmm...

Well she's naked AND chained in BSM so it wins.

Posted by: logan at March 2, 2010 1:30 PM

That's not a dress; it's a slip. Given what kids these day think is appropriate attire, I can understand how there may be some confusion.

I'm willing to give Ricci the benefit of the doubt. I'm intrigued by the idea of Long playing dramatic. And Neeson as a (possible) bad guy? Absolutely. So, consider my interests piqued.

Posted by: tamatha at March 2, 2010 2:36 PM

I am intrigued.

I have a strange fondness for Ricci and her odd little alien head.

And the idea itself sounds not half bad.

Posted by: Gabs at March 2, 2010 4:27 PM

@BAM:
I believe the name placement on the poster has to do with the work
contracts and which actor get's "top billing", ect. So as Liam Neeson is
most likely considered a bigger star than Justin Long, he gets the center
/ top-ish spot. Someone more in the know could explain the legal /
entertainment side of things better than I here.

Drives me nuts too, each time I see it on any poster at the multiplexi.

Posted by: Ms MoMo at March 2, 2010 5:18 PM

Really love Ricci myself, I think she's just had some very strange roles (which is one of the reasons I like her, as I believe she's fully aware and taking them for the variety).

I found Penelope quite good, and my niece loved it, and its heart was in the right place. I admired how she threw herself into Black Snake Moan, although it wasn't a good movie. Granted she phoned in Cursed and some of the other stuff, I just think something is there.

Neeson brings gravitas to just about anything...he could be in a freakin soap commercial and it would portentious. The wild card for me here is actually Long. He certainly has comedic timing, but he was disposable in Die Hard and Bruce Willis Has No Hair. It will be interesting to see what he makes of it.

I'm just interested in at least a few movies that aren't full of zombies and blowing shit up, seriously. I like me some zombies and violence, but sheesh.

-Frob

Posted by: frobme at March 2, 2010 8:46 PM

For some reason that poster just strikes me as a poorly done photoshop job. I think it's the floating neckheads and Liam Neeson suddenly turning into Justin Long. It would probably be better if they eliminated Neeson behind Ricci and just left it the morgue.

And then the floating heads.

That poster bothers me. :

Also, as much as I love Liam Neeson, I don't think I can suffer through both Justin Long and Christina Ricci for him. I'm sorryyyyy, Fallout-dad. Your good cannot counter their meh.

Posted by: Schlegel at March 3, 2010 2:46 AM

Vosloo is pronounced, roughly, Fosloo. And Theron, in case you were wondering, is supposed to have a silent "h" - Teron.

Posted by: sarah at March 3, 2010 8:12 AM

ooo, thanks for that Sarah. I didn't know about the silent 'h' in Theron... Also, Fosloo. I feel complete now, knowing how to pronounce someone's name correctly.

Posted by: Stella at March 3, 2010 9:58 AM

The trailer's out and I have to say it looks good. There's also a clip on the film's web site of a scene with Liam and Christina. It's... well.. very unsettling and very cool. If the rest of the movie is as original and creepy as the clip then it's going to do very well.

Posted by: PanicButton at March 12, 2010 1:23 PM