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This Man. Fat Suit. 'Nuff Said.

By TK | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (10)

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HELLASSCRAPFUCKSHITCOCKSONOFAWHORE.

Ahem.

I can’t even comment on this, because every time I write something, I have a minor embolism, and then I do three straight shots of Maker’s Mark. I’ve been writing this post for ten minutes, and now I’m fucking loaded. So I’ve decided to delete everything except for the first line, and simply give it to you straight up.

Adam Sandler is circling a project called Fat Man. For it, he will wear a fat suit. It may be directed by Miguel Arteta (Cedar Rapids, Youth in Revolt). It is about an 800 pound man who falls in love with his nurse as he tries to lose weight. Neither the director nor Sandler’s role is confirmed, but it’s based on a spec script that Sandler’s Happy Madison Productions acquired several years ago.

Adam Sandler.

Fat suit.

(source: First Showing)

To make up for you having to read this, here is a picture of a baby deer snuggling with a dog:

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That is all.









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Comments

Oh, man, it's like you let your pet rattlesnake bite me, but then immediately pumped me full of antivenin, wrapped me in a warm blanket and gave me a nice hot cup of tea with some chocolate chip cookies on the side.

That picture makes up for so much wrongness.

Posted by: Wednesday at February 1, 2011 11:06 AM

Wow, TK, I never figured on getting these kinds of warm fuzzies from you. But I appreciate your sensitivity and desire to comfort us in the wake of this mind-blowing tragedy.

Aww, fat suits can't exist in a world where Old Yeller loves Bambi.

Posted by: Jelinas at February 1, 2011 11:12 AM

It's like real-life Bambi and Trusty from Lady and the Tramp :3

Posted by: Aislinn at February 1, 2011 11:12 AM

Adam Sandler is circling a fat man? That sounds quite fun to watch. Does the fat man eat him when he realises who it is? Hurrah, fat man, you are our saviour.

Posted by: zeke the pig at February 1, 2011 11:29 AM

We've already seen him in a fat suit though. Unless I'm completely missing the point.

Posted by: Candee at February 1, 2011 11:43 AM

AIYEEEE!

Oh, look! A fawn and a doggie!

I'm all better now.

Posted by: The Wanderer at February 1, 2011 11:55 AM

Adam Sandler.
Fat suit.

To make up for you having to read this, here is a picture of a baby deer snuggling with a dog


And then fat Adam Sandler eats them.

Posted by: jM at February 1, 2011 1:03 PM

Yay fawn!
*fawn dance*

Even though we have mega-deer-problem in Northwest Hills.

Posted by: Jerry at February 1, 2011 1:13 PM

Did Kevin Smith give Sandler the "Eddie Murphy/ Tyler Perry Learning Annex's: How to detroy your comedic credibility in movies" course for Hanukkah and if so, why didn't someone stop him?

Posted by: JuiceinLA at February 1, 2011 3:24 PM

Does he wear a little coat?

Posted by: Rest In Peace at February 1, 2011 7:15 PM