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According to Crazy People, 'Frozen' Is an Evil Movie with a Pro-Gay and Beastiality Agenda

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | March 17, 2014 | Comments ()


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According to Keith Swanson — Religious Right talk show host and Christian pastor — the Devil is working through Walt Disney to produce pro-homosexual movies and “do something really, really, really evil to five and six and seven year-olds in Christian families around America.”

You mean, more evil than getting “Let It Go” stuck in their heads for perpetuity?

Swanson, according to Right Wing Watch, has this to say on the subject of Frozen:

Friends, this is evil, just evil. I wonder if people are thinking: “You know I think this cute little movie is going to indoctrinate my 5-year-old to be a lesbian or treat homosexuality or bestiality in a light sort of way.” I wonder if the average parent going to see Frozen is thinking that way. I wonder if they are just walking in and saying, “Yeah, let’s get my five-year-old and seven-year-old indoctrinated early.” You know they’re not, I think for the most part they’re oblivious. Maybe they do pick up on pieces of it but they just don’t get up and walk out.

Has Swanson actually seen the movie? Well, no. Of course not. But it has songs in it (gay!), and Elsa apparently has no interest in men (“lesbian”) therefore, it’s evil (gay!). Swanson has no evidence to support his claims, but it’s obvious, isn’t it? Elsa is also asked by her parents to hide her difference from others, or “conceal it, don’t feel it” (gay!) and the troll king at one point asked, “Born this way or cursed?” an obvious reference to homosexuality in the mind of a crazy person. Catholic film critic Steven D. Greydanus, in fact, argues that “Let It Go” is Elsa’s coming out song.

As for the beastiality claim? The “Fixer Upper Song” about hunter Kristoff’s relationship with Sven the reindeer contains the obvious beastality line, “His thing with the reindeer/That’s a little outside of nature’s laws!” (Deer sex!) Why didn’t we see that before? Now I understand my sudden urge to make mad, wild love with a caribou after leaving my Frozen screening. Damned subliminal messaging.

Pastor Swanson, for the record, also believes that one day homosexuals will rise up and burn Christians at the stake. I guess they’re just waiting for the numbers to add up, huh? A few hundred more screenings of Frozen and the gay community will finally hit the critical mass necessary to purge Christians and make shirtless Zac Efron their Sun God.

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via The Independent and Right Wing Watch

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