ABC Orders Drama from Oscar Nominated Director, Renews Idiocracy-Inspired Show, Paradox Rips Tom Bergeron in Half
Poor Tom Bergeron. He was getting ready for the next cycle of Dancing with the Stars, and out of nowhere, a bolt of sonic power deriving from the network offices sliced through him, killing him instantly.
So, why the paradox? Because ABC renewed Wipeout believe it or not, for the SEVENTH SEASON, making it the longest running show besides America’s Funniest Videos that no one knew was still on the air. Seven seasons, y’all! Of watching people fall on their faces (and yes, shut up, of course I’ve seen it. It’s hilarious!)
Meanwhile, on the same day, ABC also ordered to series an untitled drama from David O. Russell (American Hustle, Silver Linings Playbook) described as an upstairs/downstairs soap centered in a private country club.
Word is, the dialogue between the country club members and its staff will be inspired by David O. Russell’s meltdown with Lily Tomlin on the set of I Heart Huckabees.
“You think I’m going to have some f**king c*nt yell at me in front of the f**king crew while I’m trying to help you, b*tch?”
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)