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Abashed, The Devil Stood And Felt How Awful Goodness Is: Yet Another Director Attached To The Crow Remake

By TK | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (18)



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Lord, how I wish this story would die. Yet like Eric Draven himself, it just keeps rising from the dead, to punish us all for our sins. The latest news indicates that, at the very least, our sins may not be quite as bad as we thought.

Well, mine anyway. You fucks are all hellbound.

Anyway. The remake for The Crow has gone through several incarnations. At one point, Stephen Norrington was tapped to direct, and we were woeful. Then Mark Wahlberg was inexplicably rumored to star. The Nick Cave was going to go all bad seed on the script. There was even a moment when the producer likened it to Godzilla, and my rage caused all of my neighbors dogs to howl and their children to weep blood.

Now, we’re moving on yet again. According to Variety, Relativity Media has found their director, for really real this time, and it’s Juan Carlos Fresnadillo. Who is that, you ask? He’s the fellow who directed 28 Weeks Later, the pretty good sequel to the magnificent 28 Days Later.

This intrigues me. I enjoyed 28 Weeks Later, though it was a bit silly at times, and didn’t offer up quite the visceral experience that its predecessor did. But then, following up Danny Boyle’s film is a steep hill to climb. Regardless, the man clearly has talent, and if it’s gonna happen, better him than that fuckstick Norrington.

It looks like the Nick Cave script is being abandoned, as Variety says that “Fresnadillo will collaboratively develop the screenplay once a writer is attached to adapt the script from James O’Barr’s comicbook series.” They also indicate that it will once again focus on Draven, and none of this “new crow” horseshit that was the subject of the numerous, terrible sequels.

Regardless, there have been so many changes and announcements that I’m still taking this with a grain of salt. I’ll believe it when I see it.

(source: Variety)









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Comments

What's up Crow? How's it going? You're always dying and listening to that gothy music and stuff right. But i don't mind it ya know. It was good talkin to you Crow.

Say hi to your mother for me.

Posted by: PissBoy at April 8, 2011 10:49 AM

The thing I'm most dreading about this is that they're most likely going to try and replicate the success of the first Crow's soundtrack as well and it will probably be a bunch of whiny emo nu-metal bands ruining covers of good songs.

Posted by: Paultera at April 8, 2011 10:51 AM

...28 Weeks Later, the pretty good sequel...

I...I can't even...no...just no.
[Exits room]

Posted by: penelope at April 8, 2011 10:51 AM

Personally I'd rather have a new character. It's a concept that can easily incorporate new characters (assuming the screenplay is good, which, admittedly...), and the shadow of Lee would loom too large over anyone who tries to play Draven.

Posted by: Todd at April 8, 2011 10:52 AM

Penelope, I'm with you. I couldn't even watch 28 Weeks Later in one sitting for the stupidity of it all. It actually *was* a good premise...but the characters were dumber than stumps in this one. I was rooting for them to get rage-zombified.

Posted by: Wednesday at April 8, 2011 11:07 AM

For about 2 weeks they kept showing The Crow: Unnecessary Sequel on this free movie channel we get. Somehow I always managed to flip at the exact time the dude was getting all emo-vengeance-y on Iggy Pop. ("YOU THINK I'M A-FRAID?")

And really, that's all I want in the next Crow movie. Punk rock icons on exploding motorcycles with unconvincing death sequences punctuated by poorly poetic passings into the abyss...

Posted by: D-Day at April 8, 2011 11:13 AM

I wasn't a fan of 28 Weeks Later either. The beginning was excellent, but it all fell apart quickly after that. I did like the shot of Jeremy Renner winking at the little girl when he was pushing their car, though I thought Renner was pretty bad in that.

I liked the Crow well enough. I loved the soundtrack. That and the soundtracks to Demon Knight, Natural Born Killers, and Judgment Night, Pulp Fiction, and Reservoir Dogs were my favorites back in my college days. Those good, simpler times.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at April 8, 2011 11:15 AM

*gasp* The soundtrack to The Crow...

It was the 90s. It was jr. high. It was our heartbreaking mutual crush on Brandon Lee. It was darkly grunge. It was my best friend dubbing a tape for me from her CD. It was Filter. We coveted flannel. We were aware of new hormones...

It's blurbs + comment threads like this that keep me peeking in on Pajiba. Thank you for the memories.

Posted by: Rest In Peace at April 8, 2011 11:24 AM

Oh, and for the record, I'm listening to Jurassitol right now, gonna move on to STP...

Posted by: Rest In Peace at April 8, 2011 11:26 AM

So then I went to Netflix to see if the Overlords of Streaming had seen fit to give me The Crow without waiting for a disc. Alas, the Overlords must be displeased with me, for I found a red button instead of blue and this monstrosity:
The Crow: Wicked Prayer
(2005) R
Set in the Southwest, the fourth installment of the Crow franchise tells the story of ex-con Jimmy Cuervo (Edward Furlong) and his girlfriend, Lily (Emmanuelle Chriqui), who are murdered by Luc Crash (David Boreanaz) and his gang of satanic bikers in a ritual for Crash to become an immortal demon. But Cuervo rises from the dead with the power of the Crow, intent on avenging his girlfriend's death and putting a stop to Crash's transformation.

FORGIVE ME, OVERLORDS OF STREAMING! It was The Husband watching Skinemax-level tripe, NOT ME!

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at April 8, 2011 11:58 AM

Pinky. You crazy or what? That sounds all kinds of awesome.

Posted by: superasente at April 8, 2011 12:33 PM

You know I'm crazy. It sounds like something I'd like RiffTrax to take on and then I'll watch it, though. I'm not a masochist!

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at April 8, 2011 1:32 PM

Pinky, clearly your mistake was not OWNING The Crow on DVD.

Also, I've seen bits of The Crow: Wicked Prayer, and the less said about it, the better.

Posted by: MM at April 8, 2011 1:41 PM

The less said about anything Crow-related that isn't the first film or the O'Barr graphic novels, the better.

That said, the special edition DVD of The Crow is fucking spectacular and well worth purchasing.

Posted by: TK at April 8, 2011 2:00 PM

OFF TO AMAZON.COM!

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at April 8, 2011 4:19 PM

@TK: Oooo. Gonna go find that today. Must buy.

The rest of this topic / remake / yarg though...
I'mma gonna just say "Do not need nor want. Thank you".

Posted by: Ms MoMo at April 8, 2011 4:19 PM

TK, agreed entirely. And now I'm off to look for that special edition DVD.

Posted by: Reba at April 8, 2011 8:39 PM

my interest with this project began with Nick Cave working on it and has ended with his leaving.

Fuck this shit, I'm out.

Posted by: Ben at April 11, 2011 12:17 AM