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Russell Crowe Best Put a Ring on It

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (20)



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And in sequel news today, Steven Knight has been hired to adapt Dan Brown’s The Lost Symbol for the screen. Knight is responsible for some decent work, including Eastern Promises and Dirty Pretty Things as well as a draft of Shutter Island. The third Dan Brown book is about a boring wannabe Indiana Jones guy with bad hair who has 12-hours to unravel some sort of mystery involving a Freemason conspiracy. Though not signed on yet, Tom Hanks is expected to reprise his role for a third time, and Ron Howard will likely direct. No one will particularly enjoy the movie, but everyone over the age of 45 will see it.

In more sequel news, Anne Fletcher has been hired to direct a sequel to Disney’s fairly charming Enchanted, which is news that the Hollywood Cog gave me a few months ago that I couldn’t get confirmed, dammit. Anne Fletcher also directed The Proposal, which owed most of its success to a decent rom com script and its cast, Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock. Still, Fletcher will have the talents of Amy Adams on hand, though she’s no guarantee to improve a movie (see the insufferable Leap Year). Jesse Nelson (I Am Sam, Stepmom) will pen the script. And really: Enchanted was not a bad movie for what it was. Swearsies. It is strange, nevertheless, that neither the writer nor the director from the original are returning for the sequel.

Elsewhere, in the bizarre realm, Russell Crowe of all people is the front-runner to come on as the male lead in the fourth iteration of A Star Is Born. Doubly bizarre? His female romantic interest is expected to be Beyonce. Hmph. A Star Is Born is about a young woman whose career is on the rise and her relationship with an older lover, whose career is on the decline. Nick Cassavetes (The Notebook) is in talks to direct.

Things I never thought I’d see: Russell Crowe and Beyonce doing the double-backed bang bang.









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Comments

There is no description for the full body wince/cringe thing I just did over that Russell Crowe - Beyonce news. Holy crap will that be bad! I feel sorry for the camera man.

Posted by: Cindy at February 5, 2010 9:08 AM

I think we're at the point where Howard can just film Hanks' hair piece and call it a an adaptation of a Dan Brown book.

Posted by: admin at February 5, 2010 9:17 AM

The only reason there should be an Enchanted 2 is if it focusses on Idina Menzel's character and keeps Amy Adams in the background. I loved Enchanted, it was funny and clever and a lot of fun. But the story ended just fine in New York. If they want to focus on Menzel in the fantasy world I'm all for it because she was really underused in the first one.

Posted by: TylerDFC at February 5, 2010 9:35 AM

Things I never thought I’d see: Russell Crowe and Beyonce doing the double-backed bang bang.

She could help him develop his new portly alterego. Something like Sasha LateNightTacoBellBinge, or Sasha Baconnaise.

Posted by: branded at February 5, 2010 9:49 AM

I also enjoyed Enchanted. It was light and silly and Amy Adams was perfect as the lead.

But like so many entertaining movies, it needs to stand alone. Why run an idea into the ground?

Posted by: Wednesday at February 5, 2010 9:52 AM

You know, I'm having kind of a shitty morning, and reading *waving flat-palmed hand all over the computer screen* ALL THIS just made me feel worse.

This is why Mama drinks, people.

Posted by: Your Mom at February 5, 2010 11:30 AM

DID I NOT PUT A RING ON IT?

Posted by: Eep at February 5, 2010 11:32 AM

Things that make me want dig my eyeballs out with a claw hammer: Russell Crowe and Beyonce doing the double-backed bang bang.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at February 5, 2010 11:35 AM

Put a ring on what? Her nipples?

Posted by: Vi at February 5, 2010 12:07 PM

They could call it "A Star is Born: Sasha and the Porkbus" but I still wouldn't see it. Even in 3D.

Posted by: Chickaboom at February 5, 2010 12:15 PM

So, wait, how is this star born? Does Russell Crowe get a C-section and they pull Beyonce from his swollen belly? Because I would watch that if the ending was Beyonce getting smacked so hard that the room was covered in afterbirth.

Posted by: Peanut_Butter_And_James at February 5, 2010 12:53 PM

You know. There is nothing like the prospect of hot sex with a young gorgeous girl to get a middle aged man to hit the gym. This MAY be just the thing to get Crowe back in fighting shape. I mean, movie sex or not, Baby's gonna want to look goooood for the girl.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at February 5, 2010 1:06 PM

I enjoyed Enchanted. The story was cute, and Amy Adams was cute in it.

But a sequel? I'm sure it'll make a good bit of money, but it'll just be a shoddy retread of the original. I agree with TylerDFC: it'd be interesting if they followed Idina's story back in the cartoon land.

Also: Russell Crowe? And Beyonce? In a remake of A Star is Born? *brain explodes*

Posted by: Jelinas at February 5, 2010 1:19 PM

I liked Enchanted too. I had no idea it did well enough to warrant a sequel, though, and furthermore can't imagine it being any good. It's a miracle they stretched the concept out to a halfway decent movie in the first place, so how about we all walk away winners?

Posted by: Eep at February 5, 2010 1:29 PM

Sasha Baconnaise.

This will work out really well, because as we all know very well, baconnaise is fierce.

In related news, I'm legally changing my name this weekend.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverpuppet at February 5, 2010 1:34 PM

IMO, 'Enchanted' seemed like a watered-down, shorter, backwards version of 'The 10th Kingdom' (ie, New Yorkers get trapped in Fairytale World instead of the other way). Not saying it wasn't a cute little movie and Giselle wasn't adorable, but I love Virginia even more, fucked up Mummy issues and everything.

Posted by: Aislinn at February 5, 2010 2:44 PM

When did Russell Crowe become the new Mickey Rourke?

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Posted by: Patty at February 6, 2010 11:19 AM

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has not a dime or a glance to remember the
awesomely important, staggeringly relevant
60th Anniversary of the KOREAN WAR ---this year!

-BUT!

LOTS and LOTS and LOTS of everything
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In 2010 ---HOLLYWOOD = DEADWOOD.

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