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Posted by: admin at October 28, 2010 10:53 AM
Here, just use this link instead:
Posted by: Jay at October 28, 2010 10:54 AM
News of The Dark Knight Rises not being in 3D has made me so happy I forgot to be mad about some really overrated movie having two sequels...
Posted by: Littlejon2001 at October 28, 2010 11:08 AM
Poor Jeff Bridges. He deserves better than this year's SNL. I can't wait for the lazily-written "Tron" spoof with Gilly. Dicks.
Posted by: Kballs at October 28, 2010 11:13 AM
Producer: So Christopher, whats the word on Batman 3?
Nolan: No Riddler. No 3D.
Producer: [spits coffee into drink] What's that about 3D now? You said you definately want it?
Nolan: No. There will be no 3D.
Producer: Well, hey, I can appreciate that I guess. Although, have you seen the sales for other 3D movies that have come out lately. I mean Avatar had a huuuuuge...
Nolan: No 3D.
Producer: I hear, ya babe. I do. I just think that if you were to consider doing it in 3D, we could expect to see quite the...
Nolan: No 3D, fool! Do you not know how to listen? There will be no 3D!
Producer: [sets coffee down -- adopts serious face] Chris, the fact of the matter is, is that 3D is a guaranteed money maker. Setting aside for a moment the $4 hike in ticket prices...
Nolan: No 3D.
Producer: *achem* ...setting aside the ticket price increase, we can expect to see a huge increase in repeat viewings and reach out to a greater audience.
Nolan: We will not be using 3D.
Producer: Did you see Avatar? Did you see that piece of shit? That movie made the same as the gross national product of Bolivia. James Cameron bought both North and South Dakota with his profit-share.
Nolan: I do not care.
Producer: He's turning both states into a private harem filled with people who tatoo their skin blue. It's fucking crazy, Chris.
Nolan: [stands] It will not be in 3D. We are done.[begins to walk out]
Producer: I'll suck your dick!
Nolan: ...
Producer: ...
Nolan: What did you say to me?
Producer: [stands also -- adopts serious face] I said that I will suck your dick, Chris. I will felate you if you let me do this in 3D.
Nolan: ...
Producer: hmmm?
Nolan: You may felate me and I will think about it.
Producer: [claps] Great! [approaches and kneels] Let's do this!
Posted by: superasente at October 28, 2010 11:57 AM
Well, supersente, Nolan is the master of deception. I believe you may be on to something there.
Posted by: RobP at October 28, 2010 12:32 PM
superasente, you forgot the "BRAAAAAAAHHHMMMMM!"
Posted by: Fredo at October 28, 2010 12:39 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA. "no 3D fool" hahahahahahaha
Posted by: taylor k. at October 28, 2010 1:31 PM
I currently have 2873 movies on hard drives connected to my pc (internal and external), Avatar is not one of them.
Posted by: TrickyHD at October 28, 2010 2:18 PM
superasente must be given the title for most Eloquent for the week. Others need not apply.
Posted by: Sara H at October 28, 2010 3:51 PM
superasente >> Huzzah!
Posted by: DarthCorleone at October 28, 2010 5:20 PM
superasente, that was hilarious.
Posted by: dsbs at October 28, 2010 9:36 PM
(I’d source Nikkie Finke/Deadline here, but screw her; bitch keeps stealing the Cog’s stories).
Oh snap!