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A Hodge Podge of Stupid: Because Some Trade News Doesn't Deserve Its Own Post

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (20)



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Some days it seems impossible to find a single worth while thing on the trade news sites, certainly nothing worth five hundred words anyway. Some days there is an entire pile, just pluck the shiniest one and start writing. Today is the sort of day where all the news I’m seeing is not just pointless, but infuriating in its idiocy. Let’s start pulling those fingernails.

Oh hey, Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance is getting made, which is fantastic news considering that all three people who saw the first movie have killed themselves. In addition to Nicolas Cage’s hair piece, the film will be smearing itself all over Ciaran Hinds and Idris Elba. But SlashFilm is really excited, they had this to say:

“The beautiful thing about those big Hall H presentations is that you can feel the mood of the room swing positive or negative in real time. The Hall H audience is like a 6000-person-sized elephant, only a bit quicker on its feet, emotionally speaking. As we saw footage of the making of the film, and then some of the final product, you could feel one big, stupid collective grin forming across the giant hall.”

The fact that delirious excitement for shit can spread so quickly within a large crowd in a closed room is a perfect summary of why I never go to hall H. That and the pencil stabbings.

(source: SlashFilm)

Oh and ESPN is getting into the remodeling things on reality shows game. They’re making a series in which dilapidated gyms at high schools are remodeled. I suppose that makes sense, since they’re ESPN, but one might expect that in such schools there are also other problems, like you know, the other buildings where education and such happens. Oh and Kenny Chesney will be writing the theme song. Go team.

(source: THR)

Remember how there were two competing King Arthur films in the works, one by Guy Ritchie and one by Bryan Singer? Yeah, they’ve both been canned. But WB just announced that they are fast tracking a modern reinterpretation of Arthurian legend called “Arthur and Lancelot” brought to us by the guy who directed Wedding Crashers. So I guess that in 2013 Ghost Rider 2: Go Fuck Yourself will have competition for the worst film ever made.

(source: SlashFilm)

Andrew Garfield announced in his “Spiderman” panel at Comic Con that Spiderman saved his life. Now that would be some pretty nifty news, had it actually meant that the webslinger swooped down and pulled the actor from the path of an assault by the Green Goblin. But no, what he actually means is that it is so terrible being rich and gorgeous that being given an opportunity to be more rich while working out for three straight months to be more gorgeous, pulled him out of an understandable slide into oblivion. How do these rich and beautiful people manage with all of their agony? I’ll let you know when I win the lottery.

Goddammit, the reality is that he gave a rather charming little speech that made me actually like him. Way to ruin a good rant Andrew.

(source: THR)









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Comments

The ESPN thing would probably help the entire school because better sports facilities lead to an increase in interest and attendance which leads to more revenue which can be used to fix up other parts of the school. Hell, it's better than nothing.

Posted by: Kballs at July 26, 2011 10:19 AM

"The ESPN thing would probably help the entire school because better sports facilities lead to an increase in interest and attendance which leads to more revenue which can be used to fix up other parts of the school will then be used to buy even more awesome equipment. Hell,it's better than nothing."

Fixed that for ya.

Posted by: Ian at July 26, 2011 10:57 AM

I'm not sure I agree, Kballs. Attendance might increase a bit when the renovated facility opens, but it will lag as people grow less excited about it. Then, the draw will only be whatever is put on the floor, and not all schools have rabid athletic fandoms that turn out in the hundreds for every game. Worse, even if they do turn out in droves, ticket sales for basketball, volleyball and other gym-sports do not come close to covering the budget for an athletic department, much less the budget shortfalls faced by public schools. This is true even when you add in ticket sales from football, which is even more expensive, program-wise. In fact, the cost of maintaining and insuring the new equipment and facilities may wind up costing even more money.

Posted by: StoatCat at July 26, 2011 10:59 AM

Buncha wet blankets up in this bitch.

Posted by: Kballs at July 26, 2011 11:02 AM

Sorry bro. Trickle down economics didn't work for the 80s; it's not a long term solution for improving education in this country either.

Posted by: Ian at July 26, 2011 11:04 AM

You know why a school's athletic programs are often at risk? Because it's not the school system's damn job to field teams. It's their job to edumacate students. Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except for date rapes and AIDS jokes.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at July 26, 2011 11:09 AM

The reality is that athletic departments are a drain on school resources at the high school level, and usually the college level too, with few exceptions. You can make money from sports in the following ways:

*Have a lucrative network television contract
*Be a part of a league or conference with negotiated revenue sharing (like the NFL or the Big Ten, for example)
*Have a huge stadium for which you can sell expensive tickets, parking spaces, and refreshments to a large and well-moneyed body of fans
*Apparel and advertising revenue (varies, but you can bet that high schools don't get to cash in on this at the rate that colleges and the pros do)

The bottom line is that unless you are a business like the NFL, or you are practically the minor league for the NFL (Ohio State, Florida, Alabama, USC), or if you run your department really efficiently somehow (extremely rare!), your football/basketball/other team is likely going to be in the red unless the school or someone else steps up to pay for it. Kudos, I guess, to ESPN for stepping up, but it sure seems like that money could be more useful elsewhere, like the science department or the library.

Posted by: StoatCat at July 26, 2011 11:14 AM

I love how people are bitching about how OTHER PEOPLE ARE GIVING THEIR MONEY AWAY!

"How dare they give their own money to projects I dont approve of! Who do they think they are?! A SPORTS network giving money to schools for SPORTS! Those Bastards!"

How much cash did you give your local schools?

Posted by: logan at July 26, 2011 11:26 AM

The reality is that a lot of students graduating high school these days have no clue about exercise, nutrition, and healthy eating. Providing for a physical education program in high school allows schools to teach kids about ways to live healthier, leading to less stress, less sickness, and overall greater happiness and productivity.

With the obesity epidemic facing North American lately, there's no time like the present to promote phys. ed. You can't be a very effective scientist if you're dead of heart disease by the time you're 40.

Posted by: Bert at July 26, 2011 11:34 AM

Just because it's charitable doesn't mean it isn't idiotic or poorly thought out, logan. If a school's gymnasium is "dilapidated," there are probably problems with the rest of the campus. When the roof falls in on a class full of students reading their 1970s textbooks and breathing asbestos fibers, I hope they'll take comfort in the knowledge that a state of the art electronic scoreboard was installed in their new gym.

Posted by: Craig at July 26, 2011 11:40 AM

You tell em Craig! You tell em how to spend their money! You tell em how dumb it is for a SPORTS network to contribute money for SPORTS!

Posted by: logan at July 26, 2011 11:47 AM

Paul Feig is awesome and gets a lifetime pass for creating Freaks and Geeks. I'm sure his Camelot movie won't even be in the bottom ten movies of whatever year it may get released, and it definitely will be in the top half of any straight-to-DVD list.

Really, Feig deserves a lot more respect than "the guy who directed Wedding Crashers", but I have no idea what his interpretation of the Arthur legend would look like.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at July 26, 2011 11:53 AM

It's not bitching to point out the staggering cost of football and basketball programs to already underfunded schools.

There's physical education, and then there's the money spent on athletics. I think phys. ed. can certainly be done better. Phys. ed. classes at my school tended to involve about 15 minutes of actual activity and another 30 of just sitting around gossiping. I was very glad to have marching band count for phys. ed. so I could avoid the tedium, and I think I actually got a whole lot more out of that experience because a. I enjoyed it, and b. the time commitment was greater, and c. I actually cared about it, and it was not something I was being forced to do. I developed much better healthy habits from doing something I loved than I ever did in a phys. ed. class. I think the phys. ed. challenge is getting kids to care about their bodies and their health at an age where you feel young and invincible but have tons of other pressing problems. I don't think the classes my peers experienced really answered that challenge.

Also, if schools are that concerned about nutrition (and they should be), they should maybe rethink the ridiculous number of vending machines in their cafeterias, as well as the food being served. I'm not sure how things are now, but I graduated high school in 2003, and my school had two lunch lines: the traditional "hot lunch", which was mostly for the free lunch kids and was not particularly appetizing, and the "snack bar" line, which offered nachos, chicken wings, french fries, and hamburgers, as well as a particularly disgusting "Flamin' Hot" cheeto-nacho abomination covered in nacho cheese, chili and sour cream.

Anyway, the whole point is that there are probably better things to spend that kind of money on, and I wish some large philanthropically-minded organization would do this kind of thing for science departments and the fine arts. If you wanted to improve physical education, schools could try implementing new program alternatives, like yoga, martial arts, extracurricular hiking and outdoor activities, etc. It might even cost less than the gym renovation. The question for ESPN ought to be, what are we setting out to do here? Are we going to improve the lives and health of all the students at this school, or just focus on the athletes, or do we even care, so long as we get our hour-long photo op and positive publicity each week?

Anyway. Yeah. Rant over. Sorry, everyone.

Posted by: StoatCat at July 26, 2011 12:11 PM

Not all of the learning in a high school takes place in a classroom. Not everything being taught shows up on a test.

It's not just a school's job to make sure everyone can work with quadratic equations (which hardly anyone will ever use). It's to prepare a student for life after high school. Team sports can play a huge part in that. Working with others, performing under pressure, sacrifice, practice, planning, winning, losing - the list goes on and on.

I never played a high school sport that took place in our gym (I was a swimmer), but I am glad it was there. I had friends and relatives who played. I had friends in the band or on the cheer leading squad. I had Tuesday nights with nothing to do.

There may be better ways to spend money, but this is not a bad way by any means. It seems that people who are out of school forget just how much they learned out of the classroom.

Posted by: Brian at July 26, 2011 1:22 PM

I don't really expect ESPN to read this and go "Holy crap, Mrcreosote disapproves of our plan to improve dilapidated athletic facilites. I guess we'd better stop then!" I still think it's not the best use of funds. And I feel I have the right to complain about this. This isn't Russia Danny. Is this Russia?

Posted by: Mrcreosote at July 26, 2011 1:48 PM

I'm a volunteer coach. I have to point out that while academics are very important, the valuable lessons learned as part of a competitive team carry well into adulthood. Schools are certainly strapped for cash these days, but the structure and consistency of being on a team are the only structure and consistency some of these kids get. And it makes a difference. I applaud ANYBODY willing to do ANYTHING to help schools. Especially K-12 schools. Nitpicking about amounts and recipients is petty in the face of the sheer volume of need. EVERY LITTLE BIT HELPS SOMEBODY. Yeah, I shouted that.

Did I mention that my teams are an Elementary Battle of the Books team and a Middle School Odyssey of the Mind team? But it's all the same, really.

Posted by: Young_Grandma_Ben at July 26, 2011 1:59 PM

"Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except for date rapes and AIDS jokes."

...and THIS is why I love the comments section of these articles so much. Well played, Mrcreosote, well played.

Posted by: PValery at July 26, 2011 3:16 PM

Oh, logan, you sad, silly little man. I'm sorry that people have opinions that run counter to yours, and our filthy communist ideals are upsetting to you.

I know! Perhaps if you capitalized SPORTS a few more times we'd all change our minds and join lockstep in your way of thinking! It sounds crazy, but it Just. Might. Work.

Posted by: Craig at July 26, 2011 6:01 PM

I think all of you with sports as an integral part of your younger lives are knee-jerking back on what the others are saying. The concern I took from their words is that when you do charitable things, you have to look beyond the initial feel good. If you buy someone a sweet present, but the long-term costs and upkeep of it are too much for them to bear, it wasn't a good present.

I think I remember when MTV first started doing large contests, they didn't even think about taxes and other stuff, and these kids were being left with things they couldn't afford.

Sports can be important, and this might help, but I don't think it's unfair to question how these projects will affect a school over time.

Posted by: e at July 26, 2011 6:35 PM

Re: the gym makeovers. Many small high schools, such as several in my county, have no auditorium, no protective place for kids to wait for a ride home when it storms. The gym is for sporting activities, for parent pickup, for assemblies (pep rallies and guest speakers), for plays and concerts when the stage is set up, for graduation, for the homecoming dance. It is so a source of revenue for club basketball/volleyball and summer pickup games featuring offseason collegiate basketball players. Gyms can be about much more than just sports.

Posted by: Kati at July 26, 2011 8:18 PM