'A Haunted House' Trailer: There's Blood, Guts And Asses Everywhere! Someone's Gone All Crazy, Son!
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A Haunted House Trailer: There's Blood, Guts, And Asses Everywhere! Someone's Gone All Crazy, Son!

By Jodi Clager | Trade News | December 12, 2012 | Comments ()


Marlon Wayans continues to work his skinny ass off in Hollywood. I didn't realize that he was set to lampoon the found footage trend of horror movies until Dustin sent me the link to this new red band trailer for A Haunted House. The movie, set to release January 11, 2013, has Malcolm (Wayans) and Keisha (Essence Atkins) experiencing paranormal activity in their house. Malcolm then brings a procession of people into the house to get rid of the presence, including Cedric The Entertainer as a priest and Nick Swardson as ... a gay paranormalist?

Kids, when I say red band, I mean RED BAND. I believe there were two or three f*cks belted out in just the introduction. I laughed. I feel dirty, but I laughed.

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