A Haunted House Trailer: There's Blood, Guts, And Asses Everywhere! Someone's Gone All Crazy, Son!
Marlon Wayans continues to work his skinny ass off in Hollywood. I didn't realize that he was set to lampoon the found footage trend of horror movies until Dustin sent me the link to this new red band trailer for A Haunted House. The movie, set to release January 11, 2013, has Malcolm (Wayans) and Keisha (Essence Atkins) experiencing paranormal activity in their house. Malcolm then brings a procession of people into the house to get rid of the presence, including Cedric The Entertainer as a priest and Nick Swardson as ... a gay paranormalist?
Kids, when I say red band, I mean RED BAND. I believe there were two or three f*cks belted out in just the introduction. I laughed. I feel dirty, but I laughed.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)