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A Brief Introduction To How To Properly Approach A Remake: Seth Gordon And The WarGames Reboot

By TK | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (11)



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Who doesn’t love War Games? Communists and pedophiles, that’s who. It’s a ridiculously badly dated piece of 80’s candy. Matthew Broderick was utterly adorable (although, that hasn’t really changed), as was Ally Sheedy. It had an ominous undertone, a strange, faceless enemy that seemed viable at the time, and for fuck’s sake, nuclear war is averted via a games of Tic Tac Toe, resulting in an insane supercomputer understanding the concept of hopelessness and deciding to play chess instead. It sounds stupid. It is stupid. And if you speak ill of War Games, I will hit your mother with a shovel, then jam the shovel up your ass.

It’s been revisited before, most recently in the wretched, abominable WarGames: The Dead Code, which is 90 minutes of my life I’d like to scour from my brain with industrial chemicals, or maybe just Irish whiskey.

Now, it’s getting a remake, by Seth Gordon, most well known for the surprisingly excellent documentary, The King Of Kong. Gordon is actually taking a shockingly original approach to it — he’s thinking about it for more than five seconds. In a recent interview with the LA Times’ Hero Complex, he was saying some pretty interesting things about his treatment:

“A lot of things have changed technologically and geopolitically since the original… It’s ripe for an update. It’s a more plausible chain of events now than it was back then. The source of an international political threat is no longer a nameless faceless country with a different political system. The world has changed so much that that kind of threat could come from a number of places.”

The thing is, he’s not wrong. There is a legitimate line of thinking at work there, and the film really is painfully dated. It could be remade into something that’s a bit more relevant and tackles some interesting modern themes. Apparently, he’s digging deeply into the hacker subculture, which means that hopefully it won’t be the typical Hollywood depiction of how computers and hacking works — that is to say, dumb, oversimplified, trite and insulting to anyone who’s ever spent more than an hour in front of a computer (I’m looking at you, every movie ever). He went on to say:

“I have an interest in subcultures. There’s sort of a blurry ethics for people who are going places where laws aren’t yet even written to govern behavior. I think that’s a fascinating question and that’s the kind of stuff I want to get at in the reimagining of the movie. Hackers are obviously really savvy people. I’m trying to come at it from a very educated place rather than dilettantism.”

I like this guy. I’m not saying the film is going to be a smashing success — first of all, it doesn’t even have a cast, and it’s still got plenty of time to shit the bed. But at least here, in the early phases, it sounds like there’s a film maker who’s at least saying the right things and contemplating an intelligent approach.

You’re doomed, Seth Gordon. Hollywood will destroy you. I’m so sorry.









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Comments

I wonder if the computer will still talk like a 1950's robot this time. Would it be blasphemy if it didn't?

"Shall we play a game?"

Posted by: John G. at June 30, 2011 3:08 AM

So you're allowed to speak ill of WarGames by calling it stupid and then threaten other people with the shovel? I would never call it stupid, because it is not. You get the shovel! But I won't hit your mother with it, because she didn't speak ill of the movie. Only you did, shovel-rectum!

I'm kidding. I don't hurt people with shovels. But you did hurt my feelings. WarGames is beyond reproach. That said, I'm open to a remake along these lines.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at June 30, 2011 3:24 AM

Yes that is what will make War Games better. Taking it more fucking seriously.

Posted by: googergieger at June 30, 2011 4:49 AM

Felicia Day as the hacker for the win.

Posted by: Uncle JR at June 30, 2011 4:56 AM

The original movie was entertaining (although NORAD's command center looked nothing like that), but the existential threats at the time were the Soviets and the possibility of a war starting by accident.

How to update it? Hmm . . .

"Shall we play a game?"
"Let's play ... Global Economic Meltdown!"
"..."
"Can we play something else, please?"

Posted by: The Wanderer at June 30, 2011 6:44 AM

"Shall we play a game?"
"Let's play ... Farmville!"

Posted by: sars at June 30, 2011 9:23 AM

"Dilettantism"? Sounds like someone hasn't received his requisite dumbing-down via blunt force trauma to the head.

Quick! Fetch the Friedberg/Seltzer Mallet of Stupefaction!

Posted by: branded at June 30, 2011 10:03 AM

The only way to win is not to play. Forgot to buy Powerball ticket last night.

Posted by: DenG at June 30, 2011 10:42 AM

Love War Games. Hmmm. Those three words look... oddly-appropriate together. (Anywho, what I really love are the Godzilla-sized techno-gadgets in the photo.)

Posted by: Stinky at June 30, 2011 11:15 AM

GEE, or, how about, you DON'T remake a movie that is irretrievably tied to a particular politcal and cultural time period.

Make your shitty corporate (I can see Apple shills salivating now) product, call it, whatever, hell, call it Susan if you like. LEAVE PAST BELOVED FILMS ALONE.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at June 30, 2011 4:12 PM

Foe the love of Godtopus, please don't have the computer cracking the code one digit at a time...

Posted by: Dave at June 30, 2011 9:31 PM