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8 Things You Need to Shove In Your Whore Mouths Today

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | April 4, 2013 | Comments ()


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"Arrested Development" season four finally has an official release date. All 15 episodes will be released on May 26th. That is the Sunday before Memorial Day, so at least we have two days to gorge on "Arrested Development" before the work week begins anew.

Chad L. Coleman, Sonequa Martin-Green, and Emily Kinney -- who play Tyreese, Sasha, and Beth, respectively -- have all been promoted to series regulars in season four of The Walking Dead, which has also confirmed the return of David Morrissey's Governor. That great news for Coleman, who I hope will become a force next season instead of the passive man of reason he was this season. Beth is like that character on "Survivor" who you don't even realize is on the show until around midway through the season. I hope they do something to make her more interesting.

Meanwhile, there's word that, should ABC cancel it, the USA Network has strong interest in picking up "Happy Endings" and pairing it with the "Modern Family" reruns it begins running this fall. It would be USA's first stab at half-hour comedy. I hope they pull the trigger, and I also hope that "Happy Endings" returns to its season two form because it's been something of a mess this year.

Christopher Abbot, who plays Charlie -- the boyfriend of Alison Williams' character -- on "Girls,' has abruptly quit the show after creative differences with Lena Dunham about the direction of his character. Given that his character is either a pathetic sad sack or a wealthy sad sack, I wonder which sad sack direction she was taking that character. I'm not disappointed with the departure. I like Abbot, but there was nothing left for he and Marnie besides repeating the same cycle.

Speaking of "Girls," we know have a better understanding of why Lena Dunham axed several members of the writing staff: Apparently, she wanted a more singular, cohesive vision, and she ultimately let go of the Los Angeles based writers because she only wanted to work with the New York writers, with whom she could share a writer's room in person.

Ellie Kemper, who will lose her "The Office" job come May, will join "American Dad," where she will voice Jenna, a popular girl Steve has secretly been in love with since kindergarten. Kemper is also in the NBC comedy, "Brenda Forever."

How's this for a cast: Timothy Olyphant has joined Jason Bateman and Tina Fey in an adaptation of Jonathan Tropper's This Is Where I Leave You. Olyphant will play a slightly brain-damaged pot smoker who lives with his mom. Jane Fonda, Ben Schwartz, Corey Stoll, Rose Byrne, Kathryn Hahn, and Adam Driver are also among the cast.

Finally, Leigthon Meester has joined the cast of The Judge. I don't really care about that, but I mention this only to remind you of the outstanding set of actors who have already signed on to the film: Robert Downey Jr., Vincent D'Onofrio, Robert Duvall, and Vera Farmiga. Damn. That's a cast, people. The Judge follows a lawyer who returns home after his mother's death only to learn that his estranged father, the town's judge, is suspected of murder


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Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)

Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)

Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his Pussy Posse Wolf Pack were on the douche prowl in NYC. (Lainey)

Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)

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