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6 Seriously Random Entertainment Blurbs With Pictures, Both Related and Unrelated

By Jodi Clager | Trade News | July 25, 2013 | Comments ()


1. Andre 3000 appears as Jimi Hendrix in new photos from All Is By My Side.


2. Jason Sudeikis is not returning to “Saturday Night Live” this fall after ten years on the show (Ten? Really?).


3. Zac Efron and Ryan Gosling are rumored to be sought after for roles in Star Wars Episode VII.



4. A reboot of the Fantastic Four will begin filming in August of this year, so we should start being enraged about casting any time now.


5. Kellan Lutz is in talks to join the cast of The Expendables 3 as a young member of a rival group of mercenaries. I would like to take this opportunity to say that I have an idea who else should join this young squad: Cam Gigandet.


6. Rosemarie DeWitt (Rachel Getting Married) is going to play the lead in the remake of Poltergeist. She will likely play the JoBeth Williams-type role and has psychic abilities in the script.


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  • Emm82

    They already remade poltergeist for a new generation, which wasn't as good. it was called Insidious.

  • DominaNefret

    Am I the only person who thinks Emma Stone looks about ten pounds too thin right now? She definitely wasn't this thin in Easy A or The Help.

  • Three_nineteen

    Please, JJ, please please cast Efron. Then, when people ask me "Why don't you want to see the new Star Wars movie?", all I will have to say is "Zac Efron".

  • GDI

    The answer should be,"JJ Abrams".

  • Three_nineteen

    That's the actual reason, but it didn't work when I used it for Star Trek, so I'm looking for a new excuse.

  • Slow news day = header pic of EStone at her best.

  • CrystalW187

    At her best? She looks emaciated to me. I miss the healthy; red-headed Emma Stone.

  • Mrcreosote

    Is that the Expendables III or Hot Cops? Actually Expendables V. Hot Cops should be done.

    Great. We can't get the gritty 70s Daredevil movie, but another Fantastic Four remake. When the hell are filmmakers going to accept that the Fantastic Four are the Partridge Family of Superheros-I think Mr. Fantastic wrote these damn lyrics:

    I'm sleeping and right in the middle of a good dream
    Like all at once I wake up from something that keeps
    Knocking at my brain
    Before I go insane I hold my pillow to my head
    And spring up in my bed screaming out the words I dread
    I think I love you(I think I love you)
    This morning, I woke up with this feeling
    I didn't know how to deal with and so I just decided to myself
    I'd hide it to myself and never talk about it
    And didn't I go and shout it when you walked into my room
    I think I love you(I think I love you)
    I think I love you so what am I so afraid of?
    I'm afraid that I'm not sure of a love there is no cure for
    I think I love you isn't that what life is made of?

  • To me, the real question is why ANYONE would put that clown doll in a child's bedroom to begin with...

  • foolsage

    Some people do not like children...

  • Meli_V

    Damn you for that clown picture!

    I will not accept that Zac Efron has even a millimeter of a chance to be cast in Star Wars VII, this is rumor, only a rumor, a dirty ugly rumor.

  • L.O.V.E.

    Zac Efron in the next Star Wars?!?
    So basically, I'm being told by Disney, "Here's a lightsaber. Sit and spin."

  • Repo

    Good call on Gigadent. Not only do I think he's an underrated actor, but he can play the part of evil douchebag REALLY well.

  • selucius

    I don't care what you say, a header pic of Emma Stone is always relevant.

  • Max

    Star Wars = Career Suicide.

  • Bert_McGurt

    You mean this one? Or all of them? If it's the latter then I think Misters Ford, McGregor, Neeson, and Jackson, along with Ms. Portman seem to defy that statement.

  • Max

    Was referring to the reboot, though I imagine Harrison Ford is the only actor who looks back fondly at their performance.

  • damnitjanet

    why the FUCK are they rebooting Pokergeist? AND Fantastic Four?

  • 'Pokergeist' is a cross between 'Paranormal Activity' and 'Rounders.' The ghosts aren't really scary as such, but they do keep the family up late by being loud at the card table. Plus they drink all the beer and smoke ghost cigars in the house.

  • Helo

    I second this motion, and would like to add Bloodsport. Ain't no one ever going to replace JCVD splits and blind fighting. NO ONE.

  • Danar the Barbarian

    Chong Li! Chong Li! (I'm doing the clenched fist chant right now!)

  • BWeaves

    I'd watch Pokergeist.

    It's going to be on SyFy, right?

  • Captain D

    How'd they get the rights away from Spike?

  • TheOriginalMRod

    Yeah, I had forgotten how scary that clown doll was (is). I wonder if they will also reboot the Chucky franchise and have the scary clown from Poltergeist play Chucky and the creepy Anabelle doll from the Conjuring play Bride of Chucky...

  • Michelle

    I WILL be outraged re: the casting of Fantastic Four if Michael B. Jordan isn't Johnny Storm. The internet got my hopes up, damnit.

  • BWeaves

    Johnny Storm was the name of my accountant. She died of breast cancer. Every time I see the name Johnny Storm, I get a visual of a 60 year old lady accountant.

  • kirbyjay

    You had a 60 year old lady accountant named Johnny Storm? I guess stripping at 60 is a nono, so bravo for Johnny and her career change.

  • koko temur

    That was hell of a wasted opportunity to use CapAss...

  • Maguita NYC

    My first thought exactly. Pajiba would rather ruin lunch with that hellish clown than stimulate our appetite.

  • Mrs. Julien

    I want that on a t-shirt.

  • The rival mercenaries for Expendables 3 should just be all the dancers from Magic Mike with the same names and everything but they never mention or reference their past.

  • Alwyn

    Who in Sam Hill downvoted that??

  • Karlew

    I would see that

  • toblerone

    Zac Efron???

    *I'm fine with Gosling.

  • TheReinaG

    Yes, because the Star Wars franchise is otherwise well known for it's world-renowned fine ACTRESSIN'! Not to mention Disney, because (wait, will you hold my monocle? I'mma need one hand to clutch my pearls, and the other to hold my martini. A lady shouldn't even have to use two hands at the same time anyway, but I digress) they would never, ever cast someone in an effort to get fangirls into theatres; Jonathan Taylor Thomas really just *embodied* Simba dammit!

  • Fabius_Maximus

    Well, Gosling can do a very fine empty look, which would be suitable for a Jedi.

  • stella

    At least Efron has more charisma than Hayden Christenson?

  • $27019454

    That Kellan/Cam sandwich needs a little Alex Pettyfer to make it extra-extra bland.

  • Maguita NYC

    You mean extra-extra douchey. Bland would have made them somewhat tolerable.

  • BigBlueKY

    Jesus. The clowns. I can't unsee that. You ruined my day Pajiba. RUINED.

  • Meli_V


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  • Fredo

    "remake of Poltergeist"


  • TherecanbeonlyoneAdmin

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    'Pokergeist' is a cross between
    'Paranormal Activity' and 'Rounders.' The ghosts aren't really scary as
    such, but they do keep the family up late by being loud at the card
    table. Plus they drink all the beer and smoke ghost cigars in the house.

  • TherecanbeonlyoneAdmin

    So a movie that was made 25 and 16 years before two other movies is a cross between those later movies? I think you and your cousin are making all that money fellating donkeys for wooden nickles while dancing a merry jig to a Justin Bieber tune.

    You should cut that shit out, your mom is disappointed in you.

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