5 Bulleted Items That Will Make You Want to Violently Chuck Kittens at Clowns

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | February 24, 2011 | Comments ()

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | February 24, 2011 |

  • Warner Brothers is remaking this movie:

    Jeremiah Friedman and Nick Palmer are writing the script.

    I told you that you'd want to violently chuck kittens at clowns.

  • Talk of a Soapdish remake, which the Hollywood Cog first reported last year, has floated to the surface again. Now there's a screenwriter, Ben Schwartz. The Cog originally reported that the remake will revolve around the behind-the-scenes machinations of a Spanish telenova. (THR)

    You might want to freeze dry the kitten first.

  • Despite the disastrous results in converting last year's Clash of the Titans into 3D in post-production, resulting in one of the worst 3D experiences since the 3D re-revolution, Jonathan Liebesman is nevertheless planning another post-production conversion for the sequel, which begins filming in 10 days. (Collider)

    Go ahead. Attach a mace to the freeze-dried kitten.

  • According to TMZ (aka, Satan's Internet Vagina), Kim Kardashian is reportedly up for the role of John Gotti's daughter-in-law, Kim Gotti, in the movie about John Gotti's life, where Mr. Gotti will be played by John Travolta.

  • Although nothing has changed but the title since The Hollywood Cog originally reported it months ago, THR is exclusively reporting that Louis Leterrier is attached to direct G (formerly Gravity), which is being described as a sci-fi cross between Taken and The Day After Tomorrow. Why is it being described as such? As the Cog originally reported, because it's about a father who has to search for his lost child as the world stops spinning and Earth begins to lose its gravity. (THR, I guess)

    After you knock the clown unconscious with your mace-wrapped freeze-dried kitten, feel free to kick that clown off the nearest cliff.

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