Complete List of Winners from MTV's Movie Awards for Dim Teenagers
Oh, 14-year-old girls, of course. That would also explain why a Johnny Depp -- who is only 48 -- received what was tantamount to the Lifetime Achievement Award from a bunch of school girls who have probably not even seen his best work (What's Eating Gilbert Grape, for the record).
Anyway, the winners are about what you'd imagine: Twilight, Harry Potter and Hunger Games. Also, that LMFAO won an award should give you the twitches you need to wake up in the morning. Oh, and Lautner: Dude. Until you can grow a decent goddamn moustache, don't even try.
-- Movie of the Year: "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1."
-- Best Male Performance: Josh Hutcherson, "The Hunger Games."
-- Best Female Performance: Jennifer Lawrence, "The Hunger Games."
-- Breakthrough Performance: Shailene Woodley, "The Descendants."
-- Best Comedic Performance: Melissa McCarthy, "Bridesmaids."
-- Best Cast: Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint and Tom Felton, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2."
-- Best Hero: Harry Potter, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2."
-- Best Music: LMFAO's "Party Rock Anthem," ''21 Jump Street."
-- Best Kiss: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1."
-- Best Fight: Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson vs. Alexander Ludwig, "The Hunger Games."
-- Best On-Screen Dirtbag: Jennifer Aniston, "Horrible Bosses."
-- Best On-Screen Transformation: Elizabeth Banks, "The Hunger Games."
-- Best Gut-Wrenching Performance: Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Rose Byrne, Melissa McCarthy, Wendi McLendon-Covey and Ellie Kemper, "Bridesmaids."
-- MTV Trailblazer Award: Emma Stone.
-- MTV Generation Award: Johnny Depp.