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NBC's 2010/2011 Schedule

By Seth Freilich | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (22)



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It has not been a good year for NBC. Former stalwarts like “Heroes” and “Law & Order” continued their ratings decline. New shows like “Trauma,” “Mercy,” “100 Questions,” and “Day One” either stunk up the joint or never even aired. And of course, “The Jay Leno Show” was a failed experiment of epically bad PR proportions. On the plus-side, the Thursday night comedy block has been injected fantastic new life with “Community” and a tweaked (and hilarious) “Parks & Recreation,” and the freshman “Parenthood,” which has turned into a really solid dramedy.

Meanwhile, as you probably have read about here or elsewhere, “Heroes” and the mothership “Law & Order” have been canceled. Regarding “Law and Order,” the network says it is going to try to do some type of special event movie to give the show a proper send-off (and they’re also going to talk to Tim Kring about maybe doing something similar for “Heroes”). Meanwhile, you can also say goodbye to freshmen “Trauma” and “Mercy,” cancellations which I could’ve predicted this time last year, when they were originally announced. I’m not sad to see “Heroes” go, as I had stopped watching it a while back (as did many others - it went from a first season average of 14-odd million viewers to a fourth season average of six or so million), but that’s really a wasted opportunity. It was a strong idea that was initially embraced by more than the limited genre fans, but bad writing coupled with increasingly bad acting led to NBC’s potential flagship show fizzling into nothing.

So it’s unsurprising that NBC’s new schedule has a host of new shows on it (including in Leno’s former 10 p.m. home for four of the five nights). The question remains, of course, whether this is the year that NBC digs itself out of being the crummy fourth-place network (poor CW, nobody even thinks about you way down there in fifth place)? It’s obviously quite early to say for sure, not even having seen the new lineups for the other networks, but I’m pretty confident in saying the answer to that question will be a resounding no.

We’ll have some videos from NBC’s new shows for you in a little bit but, in the meantime, here’s a breakdown of the new schedule and those new shows.

Mondays. As we already knew, “Chuck” is coming back for a fourth season, and it will lead of Monday nights at 8 p.m. While this last season has been a little hit and miss, the hits are still strong, and the misses are still more entertaining than a lot of the other shows out there so I, for one, remain happy with its renewal. “Chuck” will be followed by new shows “The Event” and “Chase.”

“The Event” is a “high-octane conspiracy thriller” about a dude who stumbles into a massive cover-up while trying to find his missing fiancee. As we previously wrote about, it co-stars Zeljko Ivanek, which is great. Beyond that, well, it co-stars Ivanek at least. “Chase,” meanwhile, is Jerry Bruckheimer’s latest, and it’s about U.S. marshals hunting after fugitives. I guess NBC figures if they can’t beat CBS, they can at least try to look like CBS.

Tuesdays. From 8 to 10 it’s “Biggest Loser” (are the contestants now so fat that two hours is necessary?) followed by the increasingly good “Parenthood” at 10.

Wednesdays. The night leads off with “Undercovers,” J.J. Abrams’ latest show (he also directed the pilot), co-exec produced and written by Josh Reims (who worked on “Brothers and Sisters” before this). The show is a spy drama about a married couple who were both CIA spies until they met on the job, fell in love and retired. Now they own a small catering company and, five years removed from their spy lives, their splendid life is foiled when they’re reinstated to find a missing agent. And, of course, they “realize that this supercharged, undercover lifestyle provides the excitement and romance that their marriage has been missing.” This show could be good, could be watchable, or could be ass. But we do know that it’s the highest profile of NBC’s new shows, and the network is clearly banking on the show giving it a strong Wednesday lead-in in a timeslot that’s currently pretty open for grabs.

After “Undercovers,” NBC has teamed up its surviving “Law & Order” shows, the been-around-the-block “Law & Order: SVU” and the newbie “Law & Order: Los Angeles.” Yes, the mothership may be dead, but there’s more CHUNG-CHUNG in store with “Law & Order: Los Angeles” (lovingly referred to as “LOLA”), which is still in casting and pre-production. But I think we all know what we’ll be getting, right? As for “SVU,” I suspect this may be its last year, because both Chris Meloni and Mariska Hargitay have their contracts coming up, and I’m not sure NBC can afford to give them new ones (the last contract extension was a battle that resulted in the pair each getting something on the order of $400K per episode). Which means that, with USA unlikely to pick up “Law & Order: Criminal Intent” for next year, if “LOLA” winds up stinking, next season may be the last season that we have any new “Law & Order” shows.

Monday.
10:10 a.m.
Moving on.
CHUNG-CHUNG

Thursdays. Motherfucking “Outsourced.” As I previously described it, “Outsourced” is:

…the hilarious new comedy about a novelty company that sells whoopee cushions and wallets made of bacon (and here I though bacon could do no wrong) which has its call center outsourced to India. And when Todd Dempsy is transferred to India to teach the new employees “in all things American,” hi-jinx ensue.

Ugh. And now it’s even worse, because the addition of this “comedy” to the Thursday lineup means the best of NBC’s comedies, “Parks & Recreation,” is being bumped to mid-season. NBC explains the decision thusly:

Ultimately we wanted to get a new comedy on our schedule … it’s not in any way any indication that we don’t think it’s good. It seems on cable you can wait a year and actually create more anticipation for a series so we’re not losing momentum.

Morons.

So for the fall, it’ll be “Community,” “30 Rock,” “The Office,” and “Outsourced.” The hour long comedy “Love Bites” will then air at 10. “Love Bites” stars Becki Newton (yum!) and Jordana Sprio in “an hour-long romantic comedy anthology series featuring three loosely connected, modern stories of love, sex, marriage and dating. Each episode contains multiple vignettes, all illuminating the theme of love with an edgy, irreverent spin.” I have no doubt that it will be maudlin as hell, so the only question is whether it can also be funny, and be funny enough to sustain being an hour-long “comedy.” I’d say the odds are stacked against it.

Fridays. At 8, it’ll be “Who Do You Think You Are” for a while (that’s the show where celebrities look at their family trees), and then “School Pride” after that. “School Pride” is a reality show from Cheryl Hines and a produce of “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition,” which will follow various communities attempting to fix up old schools with the help of whoever the show sends to them, and is inspired, apparently, by a real-life by local activists in Compton to fix up local school buildings. Sounds so heart-warming that I can already feel my arteries clogging with the treacle (though, in seriousness, I support this effort more than many, as improvement of schools and education is something our country needs a hell of a lot of).

After that, it’s “Dateline” at 9, and the new “Outlaw” buried at 10. “Outlaw” is Jimmy Smits’s latest outing, where he plays Cyrus Garza (the show was previously called “Garza,” in fact). Garza is apparently a Supreme Court justice who up and quits to return to private practice. Where he’ll be an outlaw (!), representing the little guy and using “his inside knowledge of the justice system to take on today’s biggest legal cases.” Sounds like an absolutely typical legal drama, and while I love Smits, I can’t imagine I’ll be tuning in for much of this. Not that it matters much because, by burying it in the Friday/10 p.m. slot, NBC isn’t really giving the show much of a chance anyways (NBC’s response to this criticism as that they “are certainly counting on Jimmy to bring people [to this timeslot]”). Seems like it the show would be much better served on Sunday nights (after the football season, of course).

Finally, next spring/summer, Friday nights is, fittingly, where we’ll also get the final season of “Friday Night Lights,” which will have aired on DirecTV in the fall.

Saturdays. Like years past, NBC will dump reruns from the week into its Saturday night slots.

Sundays. In the fall, it’s football, football football. As of March, it’ll be “Minute to Win It” at 9, and two hours of “Celebrity Apprentice” from 9-11.

As to this new schedule, NBC’s chairman says that it “brings NBC back to basics with its commitment to quality scripted programming.” We’ll see about the “quality” part, but I’m not holding my breath on a lot of these.

Meanwhile, NBC has picked-up quite a few mid-season shows.

First, there’s “The Cape,” which is an hour-long drama about a cop (David Lyons, “ER”) who goes into hiding when he is framed for a bunch of murders and presumed dead. While in hiding, he takes on the guise of “The Cape,” a superhero his son loves, and uses his new secret visage to battle crime in Palm City. It also stars Keith David and Summer Glau, among others, and Glau has the distinction of playing one of the dumbest new characters of next season: “Orwell, an investigative blogger who wages war on crime and corruption in Palm City.” I’m a nerd, so I want to like this show, but I suspect it’s going to be a serious uphill battle.

Also, why have one new legal show (“Outlaw”) when you can have two? “Harry’s Law,” another mid-season show, is David E. Kelley’s latest legal drama, starring Kathy Bates as an ex-patent lawyer who is looking for a fresh start, which she finds when she meets a former high school teacher also looking for a fresh start, and some help in his upcoming criminal case. It also stars Ben Chaplin from Me and Orson Welles. “The most unlikely of people are starting a law practice in the most unlikely of places — a rundown shoe store.” Jesus Christ on a cracker, why won’t someone just take Kelley behind the shed and put him down?

One of the Peacock’s mid-season comedies is “Friends With Benefits,” which sounds absolutely vanilla, focusing on a bunch of twenty-somethings who are dealing with the wild and crazy world of dating. The only thing it has going for it is that, among others, it stars Fran Kranz (“Dollhouse”) and the hilarious Ryan Hansen (“Party Down,” “Veronica Mars”). Meanwhile, NBC also picked up “Next,” which has now changed its title to the clever “The Paul Reiser Show.” Would you be shocked to learn that this is a semi-autobiographical sitcom from Paul Reiser about Paul Reiser and his life after his hit TV series went off the air?

NBC’s third mid-season comedy is “Perfect Couples,” which is about three engaged couples struggling to maintain the perfect relationship “through humorous trial-and-error.” And if that doesn’t sell you, how about this: “The series explores their heroic journey in search of the perfect relationship without destroying each other in the process.” This is the show that stars a bunch of people most of us have never heard of and Olivia Munn, who the geeks love from her G4 “Attack of the Show,” but who hasn’t previously shown much in the acting department (though she nailed the role of geeky woman reporter in Iron Man 2).

…Sigh. With these new sitcoms, doesn’t it seem like NBC is reverting back to the ’90s, rather than taking the lead from creative comedies like “Community” and “Parks & Rec” and pushing the envelope forward? Disappointing.

Meanwhile, NBC is also planning to dump another season of “The Apprentice” on us, along with another season of the inexplicably watched, godawful “The Marriage Ref.” It also has a new mid-season reality show up its sleeve, “America’s Next Great Restaurant,” which stars Bobby Flay and will presumably have him, I’m going out on a limb here, looking for America’s next great restaurant.

Finally, with no mention of “The Rockford Files,” it seems that this troubled show has been killed. There has been a lot of reporting that this remake was having serious troubles, and I’m guessing that those troubles came largely from Dermot Mulroney being cast in the lead. He no good. And even though Beau Bridges had been cast as the father, and he be very good, Beau and Jeff combined can’t defeat the bad that is Dermot Mulroney. So no “The Rockford Files” for ya.









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Comments

I've just realized that I haven't watched NBC in years.

Posted by: BWeaves at May 17, 2010 10:17 AM

I still can't believe anyone over the age of 7 thought the name "The Cape" was a good idea. The local basketball team is The Shorts, Mayor Necktie was recently re-elected and people go to good ol' Grimy Overalls when they need auto repair.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at May 17, 2010 10:28 AM

Either this article is the longest metaphor for "shit" I've ever (half) read, or I've become too smart for television. Considering my propensity for brain cell-destroying habits, well, you get the point.

I'm gonna go re-watch Deadwood. Again.

/opens safe

/stab

COCKSUCKERS!

Posted by: D-Day at May 17, 2010 10:35 AM

Love Bites? What kind of name is that? Besides, it should be known by its proper name, Love American Style. Where is Karen Valentine?

Posted by: Confucius Jackson at May 17, 2010 10:35 AM

Well, ass. We lose Lost and now have to wait for mid-season to get Parks and Rec back? At least it should mean that Amy Poehler will get a decent maternity leave (by TV standards)

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at May 17, 2010 10:36 AM

Yep. That does all sound like shit.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at May 17, 2010 11:06 AM

NBC is (unsurprisingly) making another bonehead decision breaking up their Thursday block. The only new series that sounds halfway watchable is the JJ Abrams thing and The Event. But overall, a whole lot of I-don't-give-a-fuck.

Posted by: TylerDFC at May 17, 2010 11:15 AM

How do they expect me to survive a whole year without Ron Swanson??? Cruelty in its highest form.

Posted by: AlannaJudith at May 17, 2010 12:15 PM

Former stalwarts like “Heroes” and “Law & Order” continued their ratings decline

Since when does 4 (poor) years make a show a "stalwart"? By your own confession ratings have been way down... not a good anchor...
L&O I'll give you as a "stalwart" being on since Ben Franklin first invented TV, but not a 4 year show.

Posted by: El L Cool J at May 17, 2010 12:21 PM

David Tennant shot a pilot for NBC but that got trashed. It was called "Rex is Not Your Lawyer". In a way I'm glad it's dead. It was yet another lawyer drama/comedy, which probably would have blown and at least Tennant is saved from working for NBC.

Posted by: Kiddo at May 17, 2010 12:21 PM

Gaaaaah, The Marriage Ref is coming back? Because holy shit even I was starting to feel embarrassed for the people who were forced to go in it and makes asses out of themselves because they owed something to NBC.

WHO WATCHES THAT SHIT?

There isn't a single thing here I'm even remotely interested in. Maybe the Abrams show but I think that, after Lost, I've had enough of the man to last me a while.

Posted by: figgy at May 17, 2010 12:44 PM

Were there words in this article other than "Summer" and "Glau"? If there were I missed them.

Posted by: Todd at May 17, 2010 12:44 PM

:Confucius Jackson--
Exactly! How is Love Bites going to be any different from Love American Style with its crappy vignettes of the ins and outs of dating and sex between stupid or messed up people, all accompanied by the ubiquitious 1970s laugh track? Gawd, that show was awful!
Makes for a good drinking game, though. Hmmm.

Posted by: mamasez at May 17, 2010 1:34 PM

I'm torn between weeping and finding the guy who greenlit Outsourced and slamming his dick in the door of his Lexus five or sixty times. How in the high holy fuck does someone think it's a good idea to try and sell people on the funny side of having their jobs shipped out of the country? Jumping Jesus H Fucking Christ on a Cruch, I'm betting that every single one of that show's sponsors will be guilty of having done this same exact thing to their workforce.

I'm betting that this is what it would feel like if Chris Brown was not only exonerated, but also got to grudge-fuck Rhianna up the ass three times a week for wasting the court's time.

Posted by: longcoat000 at May 17, 2010 1:59 PM

I heartily endorse all previous comments, and would like to add:

Eff Paul Reiser. Eff him right in the A.

Posted by: Groundloop at May 17, 2010 2:09 PM

By the way, Fran Kranz is not going to be in "Friends With Benefits" because NBC fired him. :(

Posted by: AbbyNormal at May 17, 2010 2:32 PM

Fran Kranz already got fired from Friends with Benefits so it doesn't even have that going for it anymore.

Posted by: thepants at May 17, 2010 2:40 PM

Honestly, naming a show Love Bites in the 21st century, and it's NOT about vampires? Fail.

"Bites" as slang for "is often painful" peaked back in the 90s, a la Reality Bites.

Posted by: MM at May 17, 2010 2:52 PM

Outsources was a "cute" movie at best, as a sitcom I think it will be just unbearable.
Sigh, I guess that for the most part it'll be CBS or Fox for me. Heck, even the CW will have better shows!

Posted by: Syrreal at May 17, 2010 10:28 PM

I think it sucks they have ended all the good shows like 24 and heroes and kept the crappy shows looks like come fall ill be watching re runs of 24 and heroes until something half way good comes on but i know there will be no other shows out there that compete with show like 24,heroes and prison break i miss that one to i can't get into a show without it leaving so i guess ill just watch movies from now on.

Posted by: Kevin at May 31, 2010 5:08 PM

I HAVE WATCHED LAW & ORDER FOR YEARS! JUST MOVE IT TO

A NEW TIME SLOT OR DAY!!

HELLO O!

Posted by: Johnnie A. Ergle at June 2, 2010 4:43 PM

jeff goldblum rocks on law and order criminal intent wadda mean it will not br=e packed up it is a great show

Posted by: rich at July 25, 2010 1:56 PM