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The 2010 Golden Globe Predictions

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (36)



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The Golden Globes are set to air on Sunday night (we should have an open thread up, so be sure to come back and hang out during the show). Really, the only reason you have for watching it is that it’s one of the rare years where there will actually be a host — Ricky Gervais — and it’s a host that’s probably worth watching, inasmuch as any host presiding over an awards ceremony can be worth watching. Also, sometimes the alcohol flows a little heavily during the GG’s and someone ends up making an ass of him or herself. Plus, it not only offers a preview of the Oscars nominations, but the Oscar speeches, too, as many of the participants don’t bother to alter their acceptance speeches too much (see Mickey Rourke in 2009).

Anyway, here’s a fresh reminder of the nominations, and for my own edification, I’ll bold who I predict will win (whether or not I feel that the movie or actor actually deserves the win). Check back Monday morning for the results, and an opportunity to laugh at all my misses.




Best Picture: Drama
Avatar
The Hurt Locker
Inglourious Basterds
Precious
Up in the Air

Best Picture: Comedy or Musical 500 Days of Summer The Hangover It’s Complicated Julie & Julia Nine

Best Director Katheryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker James Cameron, Avatar Clint Eastwood, Invictus Jason Reitman, Up in the Air Quentin Tarantino, Inglourious Basterds

Best Actor: Drama Jeff Bridges, Crazy Heart George Clooney, Up in the Air Colin Firth, A Single Man Morgan Freeman, Invictus Tobey Maguire, Brothers

Best Actress: Drama
Emily Blunt, The Young Victoria
Sandra Bullock, The Blind Side
Helen Mirren, The Last Station
Carey Mulligan, An Education
Gabire Sadibe, Precious

Best Actress: Comedy or Musical
Sandra Bullock, The Proposal
Marion Cotillard, Nine
Julia Roberts, Duplicity
Mery Streep, It’s Complicated
Meryl Streep, Julie & Julia

Best Actor: Comedy or Musical
Matt Damon, The Informant
Daniel Day-Lewis, Nine
Robert Downey, Jr., Sherlock Holmes
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, (500) Days of Summer
Michael Stuhlbarg, A Serious Man

Best Supporting Actress
Penelope Cruz, Nine
Vera Farmiga, Up in the Air
Anne Kendrick, Up in the Air
MoNique, Precious
Julianne Moore, A Single Man

Best Supporting Actor
Matt Damon, Invictus
Woody Harrelson, The Messenger
Christopher Plummer, The Last Station
Stanley Tucci, The Lovely Bones
Christoph Waltz, Inglourious Basterds

Best Foreign-Language Film
A Prophet
Baaria
Broken Embraces
The Maid
The White Ribbon

Best Screenplay
District 9
The Hurt Locker
It’s Complicated
Up in the Air
Inglourious Basterds

Best Animated Feature Film
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
Coraline
Fantastic Mr. Fox
The Princess and the Frog
Up

Best Television Series: Drama
“Mad Men”
“True Blood”
“Dexter”
“Big Love”
“House”

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series: Drama
Jon Hamm, “Mad Men”
Hugh Laurie, “House”
Michael C. Hall, “Dexter”
Simon Baker, “The Mentalist”
Bill Paxton, “Big Love”

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series: Drama
Anna Paquin, “True Blood”
Kyra Sedgwick, “The Closer”
Julianna Margulies, “The Good Wife”
Glenn Close, “Damages”
January Jones, “Mad Men”

Best Television Series: Comedy
“30 Rock”
“The Office”
“Glee”
“Modern Family”
“Entourage”

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series: Comedy
Tina Fey, “30 Rock”
Edie Falco, “Nurse Jackie”
Toni Collette, “The United States of Tara”
Lea Michele, “Glee”
Courteney Cox, “Cougar Town”

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series: Comedy
Alec Baldwin, “30 Rock”
Steve Carell, “The Office”
David Duchovny, “Californication”
Matthew Morrison, “Glee”
Thomas Jane, “Hung”

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Jeremy Piven, “Entourage”
Neil Patrick Harris, “How I Met Your Mother”
William Hurt, “Damages”
John Lithgow, “Dexter”
Michael Emerson, “Lost”

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Jane Lynch, “Glee”
Rose Byrne, “Damages”
Janet McTeer, “Into the Storm”
Jane Adams, “Hung”
Chloe Sevigny, “Big Love”









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Comments

Best Picture: Drama
Avatar


WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?!??$?#?>#>%$

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 15, 2010 10:48 AM

I'm laughing at you already ... but that's only because I've been laughing at you all along.

Posted by: Neodiogenes at January 15, 2010 11:00 AM

Morning, my Lovely Li'l Pajiba Chicken Portions!
I'll watch just for Gervais and for any drunken references to NBC made by actors who just don't give a fuck about the network hosting this slopfest.
Should be a riot!

Posted by: Spender at January 15, 2010 11:00 AM

I sincerely hop that about half of your predictions are wrong.

Posted by: admin at January 15, 2010 11:04 AM

Chicken Portions!

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at January 15, 2010 11:11 AM

Why the fuck do they keep nominating Entourage? Who the hell still watches that SHIT?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 15, 2010 11:13 AM

Well, now you have Admin hopping. I hope you're happy, Rowles. Also, Slim might need a nap.

Aww, I can't stay mad at you, you little chicken portion.

CHICKEN PORTION!

Posted by: Katers at January 15, 2010 11:17 AM

Best Picture: Drama

The Hurt Locker.

Posted by: PissBoy at January 15, 2010 11:32 AM

I really don't care.

Posted by: Peter L. Winkler at January 15, 2010 11:32 AM

You know, when I saw that the GGs were this weekend, I had a slight twinge of wanting to see them, even though I usually only watch the Oscars. Now, that I know that Gervais is hosting, I'm extra interested.

Too bad I won't be able to see it. I'll be in Maryland hanging with the fam. Luckily, I have you, my lovely chicken portions, to keep me in the loop.

Posted by: tamatha at January 15, 2010 11:34 AM

Best Chicken Portion: Peter L. Winkler.

Posted by: Spender at January 15, 2010 11:35 AM

Also, is that Jane Lynch in the header pic? Why is she wearing that outfit?!

Posted by: tamatha at January 15, 2010 11:35 AM

Also, also, I hope you are right that she (Jane Lynch) wins. She is the awesome-sauce.

Posted by: tamatha at January 15, 2010 11:37 AM


I'd very much like to nominate Pat Robertson for best actor, for his lifelong portrayal of a human being. So lifelike! So three dimensional!! He totally carries the 700 Club. That show is like Colbert without the laugh track. And that gag about Haiti!

[checks wikipedia for spelling].

Oh, he's not acting....

What a cockcusker.

Posted by: Lance at January 15, 2010 11:42 AM

Do my chicken portions come with awesome-sauce?

Good to see NPH nominated. Can I vote for him threeseventy times?

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at January 15, 2010 11:45 AM

Shadows - I'm pretty sure that's the only way to serve it around here.

Posted by: tamatha at January 15, 2010 11:57 AM

I'm thinking JGL might win Comedy/Musical Actor for (500) Days of Summer. He has a lot of good will built up with Hollywood and the film is succeeding in a lot of unexpected ways in awards season. Nine went flacid before it was even released, unfortunately, otherwise I'd agree with the prediction.

Posted by: Robert at January 15, 2010 12:19 PM

Best Actress: Drama
Sandra Bullock, The Blind Side

I hate you. I'm not saying you're wrong, but I hate you anyway. I'm going back to my chicken portion breakfast.

Posted by: MM at January 15, 2010 12:25 PM

Schmaaaa.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverpuppet at January 15, 2010 12:35 PM

I really wish you guys would start putting tags on your header pictures. About a third of the time I don't have a clue who it is or what it's from. Is that Ellen Degeneres in some weird like "daydream" segment or something? Exactly who's daydream would that be anyway?

Posted by: jen at January 15, 2010 1:23 PM

I also think that's Ellen DeGeneres up there. And those are her....tits? Who knew?

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at January 15, 2010 1:31 PM

I am 99% sure that's Jane Lynch. Look closely; you'll see I'm right.

Posted by: tamatha at January 15, 2010 2:13 PM

Thank-you, Tamatha. I was about to get all irate up in this bitch. Snuggie and Jen I just want you both to know that you've hurt me.

Posted by: admin at January 15, 2010 2:16 PM

Who is Jane Lynch? And why should I know her? And why does she look like Ellen Degeneres with boobs?

Posted by: jen at January 15, 2010 2:25 PM

Didn't Sean Penn beat out Rourke at last year's Oscars, even though Rourke got the Globe? So we didn't get to see his adorable speech thanking his dogs again?

Posted by: Chris P. at January 15, 2010 2:30 PM

(just back from imdb)
Ohhhhh, THAT Jane Lynch. Sorry, SORRY! Although, I didn't know she had boobs either. I'm not so sure I'm at fault here. No, really, picture tags would be helpful.

Posted by: jen at January 15, 2010 2:32 PM

Jane Lynch is made of awesome-sauce and everyone should know who she is. The most disturbing thing about that picture is that it looks like she's got a little awesome-sauce or something on her forehead. ?!!?!

Posted by: MM at January 15, 2010 2:34 PM

Or maybe those are chicken cutlets!
Ba-doom... ching?

No?

I'll just sit quiet now.

Posted by: jen at January 15, 2010 2:50 PM

The picture is Edie Falco from Nurse Jackie.

Posted by: Dan Rizzi at January 15, 2010 4:40 PM

She looks like a cat trying to puke up a hairball.

Sexy.

Posted by: superasente at January 15, 2010 7:17 PM

Please oh please GIVE IT TO THE TOOCH. For he is The Shit, and inexplicably was not nominated for Julie and Julia.

Posted by: Ginger at January 15, 2010 9:37 PM

So the awards ceremonies are gonna wait a year to recognise that Community is better than any other comedy on tv? Kay then.

Posted by: Bendiagram at January 16, 2010 2:35 AM

500 Days of Summer? Sometimes you're just kind of ridiculous, Dustin.

And I love the Golden Globes. Everyone's drunk off their asses.

Posted by: figgy at January 16, 2010 11:54 AM

Golden Globes? Best picture?

Probably this one:

www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/photos/salma-hayek-globes-2009.jpg

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Posted by: Helen at January 17, 2010 5:37 AM

I just watched 500 Days of Summer last night and it was TERRIBLE.
Why in the hell is it up for so many awards? When will people learn that you can't force whimsy and quirkiness.

...I await my spankings over in the corner. Just make sure my ball-gag is in place.

Posted by: popejenn at January 17, 2010 7:01 PM