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News from the Upfronts / Seth Freilich

Trade News | May 21, 2009 | Comments (21)


And so the week of network TV news ends with the ultimate whimper as the also-ran network, the CW, gets its day in the sun.

“Reaper” isn’t quite dead yet. Yes, it’s canceled by the CW. However, the show is produced by ABC Studios, which is in talks with some of the CW’s affiliates about taking “Reaper” into syndication, for Sunday night airings. This is possible because the CW has given up on Sunday night programming of its own, after last year’s debacle. So the individual affiliates are free to air whatever they’d like. However, this is still pretty unlikely, so I wouldn’t get your hopes too high if you’re a fan of the show, because there are still plenty of roadblocks, including the costs of filming and the fact that Tyler Labine (Sock) is signed on to Fox’s new “Sons of Tucson.” Hopefully, next week’s season finale will also serve as a satisfying-enough series finale.

The network also canceled “Privilege,” whatever that is. It also canceled “The Game” and “Everybody Hates Chris,” which means there’s not a single comedy in the network’s schedule anymore.

“90210,” “Smallville,” “Supernatural,” “Gossip Girl” and “One Tree Hill” are all coming back, as is “America’s Next Top Model.” The network also has some new shows. First and foremost, the CW realized that you needn’t only have one 90’s remake when you can have two, so it’s ordered up the “Melrose Place” reboot, which joins other new shows “Vampire Diaries” and “Beautiful Life.”

Sunday. Nada. As I mentioned, the CW has given up on original programming on Sunday nights, and control has been handed to the individual affiliates. Hopefully, we’ll get to say, at some point, that this is where we can catch “Reaper.” But beyond that, no hint yet of what the affiliates are thinking of doing with this free block of time.

Monday. “Gossip Girl” at 8, followed by “One Tree Hill” at 9. Nothing really to say about either, though I will note that the CW did not pick up that “Gossip Girl” spinoff that was in development.

Tuesday. “90210” followed by “Melrose Place.” Ahhhh … it’s like 1995 all over again, although shinier, thinner, and with more makeup.

“Melrose Place,” of course, is about an apartment complex in “the trendy Melrose neighborhood of Los Angeles” (whatever) where everyone sleeps with everyone, and some people are evil and there are shenanigans. Laura Leighton returns as Sydney Andrews, who is the landlady of the building. Thomas Calabro also returns as Dr. Michael Mancini. Beyond that, there will be a bunch of young pretty people sleeping with each other, betraying each other, and generally not being nice to each other. Oh, and it also stars Ashlee Simpson-Wentz. But that’s not the most ridiculous thing about the show. Rather, the most ridiculous thing is that the pilot was directed and exec-produced by Davis Guggenheim, the Oscar-winning director of An Inconvenient Truth.

Wrap your head around that one.

Wednesday. “America’s Next Top Model” makes wannabe models cry at 8, and it’s followed by “The Beautiful Life,” a new series, at 9. This new show makes sense for pairing up with “ANTM,” as it’s about models and how their glamorous world is really “a world of insecurity and cutthroat competition.” It focuses on two teenage models who fall into the bigtime and stars Mischa Barton, Elle Macpherson and a whole lot of other people I don’t know. And I get that I am in no way the target demographic for the CW and will admit that, for that target demo, this show sounds right in line with stuff like “Gossip Girl” and “90210,” so it may not be a bad addition for the network.

Thursday. “Supernatural” returns at 9 p.m., but its lead-in is no longer “Smallville” (whch has been tossed to Friday night). Instead, at 8 p.m. it’s the new “The Vampire Diaries.” The show focuses on a teen brother and sister who have lost their parents in a car accident. A new boy shows up to school, and he’s mysterious and handsome and, of course, a bloodsucker. He’s a good vampire, but his brother (played by Ian Somerhalder, Boone from “Lost”) ain’t quite so nice. And so a battle for people’s souls commences. Again, I’m not the target demo here, but this seems like it could potentially be a good pairing with “Supernatural.” It seems like the CW has come to accept what it is, and is trying to play to its strengths.

Friday. “Smallville” at 8. That’s it. Dunno what happens at 9.

Saturday. Nada.

The network also has one midseason show up its sleeve, “Parental Discretion Advised.” It’s about a girl stuck in the foster system who becomes emancipated. And winds up finding her biological father. Who tells her who her mom is. And then a judge winds up granting her real parents joint custody of her, and they try to create the family they never were. Touching.


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The Vampire Diaries is based off a young adult series of books that I loooved when I was growing up. They were my precursor to Anne Rice. And now CW is shitting on them. Shit on my childhood, CW, just shit on it.

Posted by: VeinsRHiways at May 21, 2009 3:06 PM

Let's not forget that ANTM is going into such unexplored and incredibly new territory next season:

SHORTIES.

OMG they're gonna have a season with people under 5'6"! holy cow! they're so revolutionary! THE WORLD IS CHANGING THANKS TO TYRA. BOW DOWN TO TYRA.

Posted by: figgy at May 21, 2009 3:23 PM

I got my first period just from reading that.

Posted by: Kballs at May 21, 2009 3:29 PM

Let's see you've run down the schedules for ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX and now CW. So when is the NAACP going to issue their official outcry about how there aren't enough people of color on TV?

Posted by: John W at May 21, 2009 3:35 PM

Let's not forget that ANTM is going into such unexplored and incredibly new territory next season:
SHORTIES.

WOO! That means I can finally compete. I'm gonna show all the short, lockjaw, one-eyed, hemophilic, Alzheimer's, half crustacean, balding, uniboobed little girls that they too can be beautiful and America's next top model if they just stomp the runway like they're 7 feet tall.

Posted by: jM at May 21, 2009 3:38 PM

It also canceled “The Game” and “Everybody Hates Chris,” which means there’s not a single comedy in the network’s schedule anymore.

So it is official. The only shows with predominantly African American casts still on the air are now in the hands of Tyler Perry.

Well, that was a nice run. I am going to hit myself repeatedly with a hammer now.

Posted by: Vermillion at May 21, 2009 3:44 PM

Hee. Half-crustacean?

You'll also need to change your name to something flashier, more misspelled, adding an extra letter here and there.

Yazzmihne?

Posted by: figgy at May 21, 2009 3:57 PM

Yazzmihne

I like it! I can't wait for my Tyra hair makeover. I'm thinking spark plugs and barb wire. You know, to make my angles pop.

Posted by: jM at May 21, 2009 4:05 PM

Isn't CW also airing Legend of the Seeker Saturday nights? Not that it's any good (cuz it's not). Except for the lady playing Kahlan, she is the only one who can act. The pretty-boy lead is nice eye-candy, but if you love the Sword of Truth series, I would stay away from the show for fear you'll become maniacally angry over the liberties they've taken with the characters, concept and overall theme.
And if you really love the Sword of Truth series, why not just read Atlas Shrugged and save yourself like, 6 books?
I say this as someone who LOVED "Wizard's First Rule" and felt vastly betrayed by the fuckwit Richard became in the later books.

Posted by: Stella at May 21, 2009 4:29 PM

Ooo, jM, that will make you look really "edged out."

Also, Ian Somerhalder looks like the baby of Chris Pine and Chace Crawford.

Posted by: Geetch at May 21, 2009 4:44 PM

You know, you've got to give the CW credit for not filling their timeslots with reality TV dreck when they don't have enough scripted shows to go around.

Yay for Supernatural, even though it will squander the potential of Lucifer just like it squandered Castiel this season. (Decent character, but seriously -- think back to how awesome he seemed to be in the season opener. Then think about how non-awesome he ended up being. Sad.)

And Ian Somerhalder can play a good sociopath, but there's no way they'll be able to get really juicy at that tween-friendly hour.

Posted by: Todd at May 21, 2009 5:05 PM

To be fair, the CW didn't just cancel Everybody Hates Chris; Chris Rock ended the show deliberately because the character is at the same age Chris Rock was when he left high school.
But that could be just nice talk for "They were ending it anyway; may as well beat them to the punch" but there you go.

Vermillion, I did notice that Tyler Perry now rules the "Black comedy" juggernaut, so to speak. Enjoy your skull hammering. I'll be in the corner weeping and chugging Draino.

I can't believe Smallville is still on. Erica Durance has to be the worst Lois Lane, almost as bad as Kate Bosworth.

Posted by: Brie at May 21, 2009 5:48 PM

But that could be just nice talk for "They were ending it anyway; may as well beat them to the punch" but there you go.

Actually, after reading up on it, that is a lot more accurate. Rock had the finale planned before rumors of cancellation arose. He was unsure how to continue the series if it did get renewed, so he just went with his intended finale. So it ends up the cancellation was more of a convenience than anything else.

At least they lasted this long, and got a better finale than most.

Stil, better get back to that hammer. *slam* FIOPJAOPQPWFN!P@_!

Posted by: Vermillion at May 21, 2009 6:05 PM

Too bad about 'Chris'. I thought that was a great cast. Hopefully they won't fade away.

Posted by: figgy at May 21, 2009 7:46 PM

Brie, I'm sure compared to other characters, especially Chloe, Davis, Oliver, who are all murderers now, Erica's Lois is a saint next to them, thank you very much.

Posted by: Trisha at May 21, 2009 8:18 PM

Thanks for the accurate info on Reaper, but only one correction: we fans ARE holding out hope for syndication. Might as well, right?

The Hollywood Reporter http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/cont....c0f60c8af5aed4f says talks still ON for Reaper Season Three for syndication Sundays; write your CW local affiliate and ABC Studios, tell them there's a fanbase for REAPER. We’re hearing back from the affiliates that they are considering the deal; apparently some are worrying about Tyler leaving, so reassure them that we’d still watch the show without him. Addresses and links at reaperdmv.com.

Posted by: cathy at May 21, 2009 8:36 PM

"There’s not a single comedy in the network’s schedule anymore."

"'America's Next Top Model' is coming back."

See how these two statements are contradictory?

Posted by: SaBrina at May 21, 2009 9:55 PM

Hee. Seriously, ANTM is the most absurdist comedy of all time.

Posted by: figgy at May 21, 2009 10:19 PM

absurdest, apparently. thanks, slowpoke spellcheck.

Posted by: figgy at May 21, 2009 10:20 PM

Stella, Legend is a ABC Studios/Disney product, so if does air on the CW again, it still won't be as "original content." A second season is supposed to be produced, but who knows, they could be planning to air it on ABC Family as a fallback. I agree with your assessment of the series: Bridget Regan acts circles around the rest of the cast, and she and New Zealand are the two best looking things in the series.

Horner would be better served if he lost his shirt more often. Or at least, I would find it easier to overlook the fact that Baio is a better actor, BAIO.

Posted by: Brook at May 23, 2009 11:11 PM

Oh thank god I'm not the only Fantasy geek. I'm on the 5th book of the Sword of Truth series and am so far from tempted to watch that damn tv bastardization.

The boyfriend stayed home one night and watched the first episode to let me know they did good for about the first 15 minutes though.

Posted by: Wormer at May 25, 2009 12:01 PM





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