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(By the way, in yesterday’s NBC column, I failed to note that “Deal or No Deal” is dead, kaput, over and done with. Gideeup!)

Prior to yesterday, the only officially canceled show was “The Ex List.” And on the other side of things, we knew that a bunch of the procedurals would be coming back (“Criminal Minds,” the three “CSI’s,” “NCIS” and “The Mentalist”), as would “Big Bang Theory,” “Two and a Half Men,” “How I Met Your Mother” and “Ghost Whisperer.” And of course, “The Amazing Race” and “Survivor” keep on keeping on. But there were still quite a few shows on the bubble, including “The Unit,” “Eleventh Hour,” “Gary Unmarried,” “Cold Case,” “Without a Trace,” “Numb3rs” and “Rules of Engagement.”

And damn it, CBS canceled “The Unit.” This bums me out, but I’m not devastated because I’m still in my “Chuck”-renewal hangover, and this season finale wasn’t nearly as cliffhangery as the previous. And I’m already looking forward to cracking out the DVDs for this show in a decade and enjoying the testosterone boost again.

CBS also canceled “Eleventh Hour,” “Worst Week” and “Without a Trace” (and it looks like “Flashpoint is no more, too). However, “Cold Case,” “Numb3rs,” “Gary Unmarried,” “The New Adventures of Old Christine” and “Rules of Engagement” are all coming back. (“Rules of Engagement?” Really? Does anyone watch that show?)

Of course, the big Eye news came out yesterday, shortly after NBC’s upfront announcement, when news came out that CBS might be swooping in to pick up “Medium” (Contrary to most reports, it actually wasn’t a done deal at the time, just very likely — now it’s a done deal). This network shift, like “Scrubs” last year, makes sense because “Medium” is produced by CBS’ television arm. And in yesterday’s announcement about this possible move, CBS also took a few (accurate) swipes at the Peacock, noting that “Medium” has outperformed many of the shows NBC did renew, and that NBC mismanaged the show’s development and scheduling. Hee — I love when networks bitch-slap each other.

Meanwhile, CBS has also ordered up quite a few new shows, including two medical shows, another cop show, and a quasi-lawyer show. Oy. As it notes in its press release, each of the new shows airing this fall has an “established franchise” serving as a springboard lead-in, which is of course a smart way to put a new schedule together. Might be why CBS is the only network to see an overall uptick in ratings last season. Also, CBS wisely doesn’t do fall and midseason schedules, shuffling shit around. There are few new shows I’ll mention at the end which are set as midseason replacements, but they’re truly replacements for when CBS decides to yank something. In any event, let’s see what’s going on…

Sunday. The nights starts off at 7, as always, with “60 Minutes” (these times are all fuzzy in the fall, of course, because of football). Then it’s “The Amazing Race,” “Three Rivers” and “Cold Case.” The only newbie of the night, “Three Rivers” is one of the new medical show, and it stars Alex O’Loughlin (which will make “Moonlight” fans happy, I guess) as the good-natured but sarcastic head of a fancy-schmancy organ donors/transplant team. It will follow the doctors dealing with donor families as they “race against the clock” in “this high stakes arena.” No thanks.

Monday. “How I Met Your Mother” moves to a new time, leading the night off, and leading into the new “Accidentally on Purpose.” Then it’s “Two and a Half Men,” “The Big Bang Theory” and “CSI: Miami.” Again, just the one newbie, “Accidentally on Purpose,” which is a new Jenna Elfman comedy (because the world was clamoring for more Jenna Elfman?). Elfman plays a newspaper movie critic who has “a humiliating breakup with her charming boss” (Grant Show) and then winds up getting knocked up by a way younger dude (Jon Foster). So she and this younger dude decide to live together, though not as scrump-buddies, and shenanigans ensue. Sounds like a generic sitcom setup, and Elfman is actually quite fine in the right role, as is Show. So I may be willing to give this a shot.

Tuesday. CBS made an interesting move here, because while it breaks up its various “CSI” shows, it’s kept “NCIS,” at 8, together with its new spinoff, “NCIS: Los Angeles.” The pair is then followed at 10 by “The Good Wife,” one of the new lawyer shows. It stars Julianna Margulies as a “steadfast wife and mother who boldly returns to work as a lawyer when her husband is imprisoned for a high profile political scandal.” Margulies is good and all, and I love me some Chris Noth when he’s not playing Mr. Big (he plays the husband), as well as Christine Baranski (she plays the head of the firm Margulies joins). But I think I’ll be passing on this, thanks.

“NCIS: Los Angeles,” meanwhile, is based on the recent “NCIS” backdoor pilot episode with LL Cool J and Chris O’Donnell. They work in the Office of Special Projects, doing undercover stuff. O’Donnell’s character is “a chameleon,” while LL’s character is a former Navy SEAL who’s got lots of wartime experience. I’m sure this will be a perfectly competent procedural for those who like the CBS procedurals. If any of you watch “NCIS” (surely some of you must considering its ever-increasing ratings) and saw the backdoor pilot, soundoff and tell us if it was any good.

Wednesday. No changes to the schedule here, and nothing new added to the mix. It’s “The New Adventures of Old Christine” and “Gary Unmarried” in the 8 o’clock hour, followed by “Criminal Minds” and “CSI: NY”

Thursday. “Survivor” at 8, of course. “CSI” at 9, of course. And then “The Mentalist,” in its new home, at 10.

Friday. Here’s where CBS has planted “Medium,” at 9, with “Ghost Whisperer” as its 8 p.m. lead-in (which seems to make sense, as they probably have similar primary demographics). And then “Numb3rs” remains at 10.

Saturday. “Crimetime Saturday” from 8 to 10, meaning reruns, followed by “48 Hours Mystery,” something I’ve never seen one second of.

So there you go.

The network has a few new shows in its pocket for the midseason — two new drama (“Miami Trauma” and “The Bridge”), two new reality shows (“Arranged Marriage” and “Undercover Boss”) and returning comedy (?) “Rules of Engagement.”

“Miami Trauma” is the other new medical show, not to be confused with NBC’s new “Trauma,” is about trauma surgeons. In Miami. Who do trauma surgeon stuff. In Miami.

“The Bridge” is about a cop who becomes the head of the police union, where he’s going to try to clean up the stinky, corrupt force. Focusing a show on the internal mechanizations of a police force is a fine idea and my only real problem with this is that I’ll surely be comparing it, the whole time, to “The Wire.” And there’s no way it’ll live up to that.

As for the new reality show, ugh. “Arranged Marriage” is exactly what you think it is — “three adults who are anxious to get married, but who have been unsuccessful in their own search for a mate” are going to let their family and friends pick a spouse for them. The show will follow the search, the marriage, and post-marriage life. Yup. And “Undercover Boss” will follow big company execs go undercover as low-level employees at their own companies. Feh.

There you go. If CBS posts video clips of its new shows later today, I’ll put ‘em up this afternoon or tomorrow, should you be the type who likes self-inflicted suffering.


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Comments

Oh, thank god. Howie Mandel was about to get an ass whuppin if I saw any more of him. Phew.

Does anyone else really like Big Bang Theory, or is it just me? That show is the only sitcom to make me laugh since early seasons of Friends. It's very dorky, but surprisingly well written and smart, in spite of some cliched situations. And it continuously cracks me up, so I'm glad it's getting renewed.

Posted by: figgy at May 20, 2009 2:30 PM

Does anyone else really like Big Bang Theory, or is it just me?

The only time I saw an entire episode was when Summer Glau was a guest star (the reason why should be obvious). It was okay, but almost trying too hard to be geeky. Straight Hollywood nerding all over the place.

As far as the NCIS backdoor pilot, it was entertaining. O'Donnell was good, adn LL Cool J didn't make me want to claw my eyes out (although I still heard "Deepest Bluest" in my head whenever he talked). I doubt that they are going to manage to pull off the character appeal like NCIS did, though, at least not right away.

Posted by: Vermillion at May 20, 2009 2:47 PM

I do appreciate Big Bang Theory but some times I feel like it's more of a nerd style minstrel show. Normal people dressing up like nerds to put on a show.
And yet I still laugh at it. I guess this makes me some kind of Uncle Tom.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at May 20, 2009 3:16 PM

I agree with Vermillion's assessment of NCIS LA. NCIS is something I watch on OnDemand when I wake up too early to get up on the weekends or when I need background TV on while I do something else. I suspect NCIS LA will be of about the same quality. I love that LL Cool J is going to be on my TV but probably not enough to dedicate brain power to remembering when this show is on.

Posted by: JenVegas at May 20, 2009 3:22 PM

The Unit... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Although, the season finale could serve as a series finale. Snakedoc loses his wife and keeps on soldierin', Col. Ryan gets a promotion and moves on, etc.

But, damn, i loved that show. With that and "Kings" gone, there's a ton of good acting NOT on TV next season.

Posted by: Riles at May 20, 2009 3:25 PM

wait, didn't Chris ODonnell ...


SPOILER ALERT

die?? in the NCIS episode????


END SPOILER ALERT

And YES, Mr Seth Poopy Pants, there ARE some of people who watch NCIS. I find it quite the entertaining show while winding down from work and fixing dinner.
Although I will not be watching the spinoff. Every time I look at Chris ODonnell I hear "Holy Rusted Ground, Batman!" in a HORRIBLE Irish accent.
Man. Cannot. Act.

Posted by: Stella at May 20, 2009 3:28 PM

What?!

Snakedoc lost his wife?????


WHAT?! I didn't make it to the finale yet... waiting for the weekend to do a marathon of all the eps of the season.

What happened?!

Posted by: Stella at May 20, 2009 3:29 PM

I agree with both of you, in a way. Sometimes it does try too hard and other times it's just typical nerd mockery, but overall I can't help but like it. Mostly because the characters are pretty funny, particularly Sheldon. He gets the best lines by far and his relationship with Penny (which is atypically unromantic) is the best thing about the show.

It's not a mindblowing show, but it's pretty watchable and entertaining. And definitely the most bearable sitcom on TV for me. But then again, I hate "How I met Your Mother" so maybe you shouldn't listen to me.

Posted by: figgy at May 20, 2009 3:30 PM

Posted by: Stella at May 20, 2009 3:28 PM

In the very next episode they had a throwaway line saying he was in critical condition.

But then again, I hate "How I met Your Mother" so maybe you shouldn't listen to me.

Well there you go. But I will admit, the various message vanity plates at the end of the episodes do make me chuckle every once in a while.

Posted by: Vermillion at May 20, 2009 3:40 PM

I can't believe The Big Bang Theory actually has viewers. Those supposed 'nerds' know less science than most college freshmen. If they're going to continue to force it upon the world can they at least get writers that know enough science so they can string together a sentence that actually makes sense physically. As a chemist it grates on my soul to hear them talk.

Posted by: AlannaJudith at May 20, 2009 3:45 PM

I like Big Bang Theory, but I don't love it. I think it has a lot of too easy, too often seen sitcom jokes, but they're balanced out enough with some clever humor to keep me watching. Plus any scene with Sheldon and Penny cracks my shit up.

:knock knock knock:
Penny?
:knock knock knock:
Penny?
:knock knock knock:
Penny?

Posted by: Julie at May 20, 2009 3:48 PM

Ah, shit, sorry Stella. I forgot to spoiler alert it.

Wasn't as bad as it sounds. A great episode though, as the show always does.

Posted by: Riles at May 20, 2009 3:49 PM

Although, the season finale could serve as a series finale.

I agree, but I'll really miss that show.

Posted by: Jules at May 20, 2009 3:52 PM

Yeaah, likable but not lovable. And really, Penny and Sheldon are hilarious together. That one episode where they're working on the little craft thing and they're singing together just...it killed me. Everything else is mostly OK but those two are brilliant. The actors have great chemistry.

Posted by: figgy at May 20, 2009 3:56 PM

I'm glad CBS picked up Medium. I've posted before about how well it melds realistic family life with creepy stories, and now it's adding interesting things about the daughters dealing with their own "gifts." It has more life in it.

And for the gazillionth time, I hope this moronic Jay Leno programming idea tanks.

Posted by: Louise at May 20, 2009 4:24 PM

So happy that Three Rivers has been picked up. Congrats to you Alex!

Posted by: lanouette at May 20, 2009 4:38 PM

Not at all pleased about the Unit being cancelled. It was a really good show that didn't get a lot of attention.

We'll see how NCIS:Los Angeles goes. The backdoor pilot wasn't that interesting and we spent most of the time watching LL Cool J play with their new high tech (IMO waste of a time) computer screen.

We were given a lot of nothing between the head of the NCIS in LA and Gibbs until the end but by the end I found myself not caring.

The point of a backdoor pilot is to introduce you to the characters of the new show. But the characters of the current show NCIS are very strong characters it's hard to take your attention away from them to pay attention to new characters.

That was a problem along with the fact the actual mission they were on, was boring.

Posted by: Lauren at May 20, 2009 4:51 PM

Yea, what Lauren said.

Posted by: Stella at May 20, 2009 5:08 PM

plus, really. I love me some NCIS, but just one thing is starting to rankle: They make Gibbs out to be this GOD-like man, and the part where he just looks into the camera (that he somehow KNOWS is being watched by whats-her-face from CSI) and half-grins that admittedly sexy halfgrin of his... and THAT is supposed to be the "Sorry I thought you were out to get me for my one-man vendetta murder-trip to el Mexico, but now I've just been conveniently told that that was not the case, so I FORGIVE YOU (for essentially NOT doing your job)" and now the last 18 years of that woman's life are somehow validated....

just irks my shit.

Posted by: Stella at May 20, 2009 5:12 PM

But really, that "How I Met Your Mother" finale? Spectacular. The scene between Barney and Robin was so perfect. I really love every member of that cast (When Sarah Chalke isn't popping her giant head in)

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at May 20, 2009 5:16 PM

I looked at this list and realized I watch more CBS shows than anything else. The Mentalist, How I Met Your Mother, Two and a Half Men (yeah I know) and Numb3rs (yes, i'm the one)

Have I aged that rapidly?

Posted by: Rubble44 at May 20, 2009 5:24 PM

I am a loyal viewer of The Big Bang Theory. Jim Parsons kills me. One of my favorite scenes was when they tried to get him to smile. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdoXhvHvK3I

Posted by: neurotica at May 20, 2009 6:05 PM

The Big Bang Theory makes my brain bleed every time I happen to watch it. I can feel the knowledge that I've accumulated over the years seep out of my brain as I watch it. I do not understand why people think it is in anyway a good show. But since a fair amount of reasonably intelligent people like it I have to concede that there must be something there I'm not seeing. But I'm not willing to give up another 22 minutes of my life to figure out what it is.

And I don't understand how CSI still does so well (yes, I've watched this show for many years now and always enjoyed it) despite the major casting changes. Don't get me wrong, Lawrence Fishburne is a great replacement for Grissom, but the show just doesn't work anymore. Apparently I'm the only one who thinks so though, according to the ratings.

So CBS has the most successful network TV formula huh? Go old people!

Posted by: katy at May 20, 2009 8:20 PM

And thank the sweet baby Godtopus the Breast Whisperer is back. I mean, really, however would I get my weekly fill of random new possibly baby vampire action.

I wonder if she'll breastfeed the baby vampire? We wouldn't want the stars of the show to get all saggy, now would we. Then they'll be just like any others ever and that would be a travesty.

Posted by: Captain Steve at May 20, 2009 10:34 PM

Big Bang is the best sitcom on TV at the moment, and fuck all the science crap,I'm watching for the characters not the actual physics stuff. The last "knock knock, Penny" followed by "knock knock, Sheldon" and the look on his face... priceless.

Posted by: Irina at May 21, 2009 6:15 AM

As usual, I don't care about anything CBS does... except for the fact that they're picking up the show NBC dropped.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at May 21, 2009 10:58 AM

I don't think any of the Pajiba Eloquents will care, but the "Accidentally on Purpose" show is based off the book of the same name, a memoir-type book which was written by the former film critic of the newspapers my family subscribes to. I think all this sudden hoopla around her book is surprising, seeing that her reviews PALED in comparison to Pajiba's awesome content.

Posted by: KP at May 21, 2009 3:17 PM

I love Big Bang Theory, I think it is one of the funniest shows on T.V.,I started out the season recording House but I soon switched to Big Bang Theory...

Posted by: John Bond at May 21, 2009 7:54 PM

I am so glad that CBS didn't cancel most of my shows. I love all the CSI & CSI:NY. I am sooooo happy about NCIS & it's follow-up NCIS:Los Angeles (and no, Chris didn't die, we just saw him get shot). I am sad that "Eleventh Hour" is gone...is was a really good premise...I LOVE CBS!!!

Posted by: Nia at May 22, 2009 9:07 AM

I cannot believe they are taking off "Without a Trace" and "The Unit" off and leaving "The Mentalist" and "Medium" on the air. CBS is a bunch of idiots. That only leaves Wednesday night as being the only true good night of tv on CBS.

Posted by: jackmalonefan at May 26, 2009 12:49 PM