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"Demographically decent"? Isn't the demographic of MTV, like, 14 at this point?

Isn't the demographic of MTV, like, 14 at this point?

I thought it was mostly spambots.

has MTV's demographic ever even heard of The Reader? Nevermind seen it.

Isn't it enough that there's a psuedo-religion dedicated to that shite (Twilight)?

BEST MALE PERFORMANCE
Christian Bale - The Dark Knight
Robert Downey Jr. - Iron Man
Shia LaBeouf - Eagle Eye
Vin Diesel - Fast & Furious
Zac Efron - High School Musical 3: Senior Year

One of these things is not like the others. Which one is different, do you know? Can you tell which thing is not like the others? I'll tell you if it is so.

I'd make fun of this, but it would be like making fun of Kevin Federline, too pathetic to even warrant my attention.

I weep for this generation.

.....FUCK THAT SHIT

I think I stopped watching this when I was 17. Unlike many other things, I do not feel nostalgic about that part of my past. Nirvana, though, that's something else. The '93 Habs Cup, too.

They include dark, thoughtful, intellectual shit like the Dark Knight,Funny,brightly coloured but still incredibly good shit like Iron Man but ignore COMPLETELEY, Watchmen, a funny, clever, dark, incredibly good, intellectual(i thought so any wise)movie that surely, surely, with its comic book ties, bright colours and explosions, appeals directly to the MTV audience?
Looking at that, the people doing the nominations are literally 99% 14 year old girls and one distinctly unhappy but semi intelligent male who managed to crowbard DK and IM in there though it probably cos thim his life and sanity, or just his integrity 'But girls, if you include Iron Man and The Dark Knight, all the boys will think its totally cool that you're so cool to like cool movies and buy you lip gloss and puppiesandunicornsandmyspace.com!!!!!'

Then he died. He DIED people.

And I like that they've thrown th Milk kiss in there, not because it was probably the best kiss or anything, but because MTV likes to pretend its forward thinking and shit when the only people who watch it who are over 14 and have dicks, are homophobe fratboys who wouldn't admit to their raging homosexuality if you paid them in BEER.

Also, surely a WTF moment implies something you didn't expect or that is so visually stunning that you literally go 'what the fuck?!'
So, by that reasoning, the naked break up in forgetting sarah marshall...how is it WTF? It's a basically shot scene with basic blocking and basic lighting, so no visual shocks. And It's not exactly a shock moment since THE WHOLE MOVIE HINGES ON THIS SCENE AND ITS FEATURED IN EVERY SINGLE TRAILER FOR THE FILM.
So. Yeah.
I guess my point is that MTV, its fans, that whole tween/frat boy generation is fucking imbecilic to the point of honest concern about undiagnosed learning disabilities runing rampant through our planets youth and I want to curl up in a cave and hide until the bad people go away.

Is it a rating thing? None of these films are over an 18 so maybe thats why Watchmen isn't included, except that I distinctly remember Blade winning quite a few awards a few years back.
So.
What ever, eugh.

How is the "Indiana Jones survives a ground zero nuclear bomb detonation by hiding in a refrigerator." scene from "Kingdom of the Whoopty Wooh" NOT a WTF Moment? Also, "Slumdog Millionaire" was a good movie, not a great one. Enough with the fawning. It did have gorgeous cinematography and a killer soundtrack, though I'll give it that.

Apparently I have no reason to watch "Prom Night" (I didn't really before, either) because they nominate the bad guy and it is that dude whose name I am incapable of pronouncing. It was pretty cool when he went splat in "Quarantine", though.

BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE FEMALE

Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana: The Movie
Vanessa Hudgens - High School Musical 3: Senior Year

BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE? Really? Haven't these two been around forever.

And how can you be nominated for a breakthrough performance when your movie is HSM THREEEEEEEEE.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

BEST FEMALEPERFORMANCE
Kristen Stewart - Twilight

BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE MALE
Robert Pattinson - Twilight
Taylor Lautner - Twilight

REALLY???? all kristen stewart do was stare at robert pattinson seductively like she is about to rape him

Taylor lautner was in twilight for like...3 MINUTES TOTAL AND ROBERT PATTINSON...DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED.i guess the death creepyrapistpedofileglare is SUPER RAW TALENT