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How Did I Do With My 2009 Box-Office Predictions?

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (16)



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In mid-December 2008, some of you might recall that I put together box-office predictions for the top grossing films of 2009 and the biggest box-office flops of 2009.

Given the fact that the predictions were made up to a full year in advance of the release dates (and before I’d even see the trailers for most of the films), I thought I did pretty well. But before I made my 2010 predictions, let’s take a look back at what I got right and what I missed. Sometimes terribly.

In the box-office flop category, I was very right on one count (Dragonball: Evolution, which only made $9 million at the box office — I’d predicted $18 million) and very, very wrong on another — I’d predicted that Avatar would only pull in $135 million. It made that in under a week, although what I wrote back in 2008 wasn’t too far off the mark: “Unfortunately, after a 12-year gestation period, Avatar became the film world’s version of Guns n’ Roses Chinese Democracy. It would’ve been a huge groundbreaking film … in 2002. Sadly for Cameron and his decidedly middle-tier cast, the world and Zack Snyder passed him by and Avatar became just another generic sci-fi blockbuster in a marketplace full of them.”

Well, it was a middle-tier cast.

I was way off on the final box office tally on Where the Wild Things Are too (I predicted $18 million; it made $75 million), but I was somewhat prescient on why it didn’t do better, writing: “Though a huge critical success (85 percent on the Tomatometer), the movie based on the classic and beloved Maurice Sendak children’s book failed to bring in the kids. The film — directed by Spike Jonze and written by Dave Eggers — was simply too dark and sophisticated for younger audiences, many of whom were frightened by the themes and imagery of the film. ” I was relatively close on the RT meter reading, too (73 percent).

Elsewhere on the duds list, I incorrectly predicted that both 2012 and G.I. Joe would fail, but I was right about them sucking (OK — any asshole could’ve predicted that).

How about in the box-office successes? I only missed Angels and Demons by $20 million; Sherlock Holmes will probably end up right about where I predicted ($150 million); I whiffed on Public Enemies (prediction $159 million; actual $97 million — who’d have thought Christian Bale and Johnny Depp — with Michael Mann — would fall short of $100 million); I only missed X-Men: Origins by $4 million and correctly noted that it would be “a critical failure and a disappointment with most audiences”; I really blew it on Watchmen ($185 million prediction compared to $107 million actual), but correctly noted that it would receive a “mixed reception from critics and audience”; and wildly underestimated the success of Star Trek (missed it by $60 million), but did correctly predict that the “origins story brought in millions of newcomers to the franchise without too terribly disturbing the Trekkies.”

As for the top four, I nearly got the placement of Up right (I predicted number four, it landed at number three), but missed the gross by $70 million; totally whiffed on Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (by $150 million), though I did somewhat correctly note that you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between the first and second movie; I wildly overestimated Terminator Salvation, but I was pleased that I was wrong in suggesting that it would solidify “McG as the next generation’s Michael Bay.” And my prediction for number one? Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, which actually came in at number two, and I only missed that by $7 million.

All in all: I missed as many (or more) as I got right, but most of my predictions (save for Terminator) on quality were fairly spot on.

2010 box-office predictions (and a small preview of next year’s movies) this afternoon.









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Comments

So what are the Powerball numbers for today?

Posted by: Fredo at December 30, 2009 12:12 PM

"origins story brought in millions of newcomers to the franchise without too while terribly disturbing the Trekkies. BSlim."

Posted by: Snath at December 30, 2009 12:20 PM

Here we go. Queue BSlim in 4..3..2..

Posted by: Vryce at December 30, 2009 12:26 PM

@Snath

To be fair to Abrahms, I think Bslim was plenty disturbed before the movie came out.

Posted by: androstarr at December 30, 2009 12:26 PM

"...raped and murdered the memory of Gene Roddenberry..." -Bslim

Can't rape the willing.

Do ghosts have decision-making capacity?

Oh wait, never mind.

Posted by: Ian at December 30, 2009 12:34 PM

You know what? The fact that the Mayan calender ends in 2012 doesn't mean that they predicted the end of the world. They actually just predicted the Transformers: The Lost Symbol Of The Real American Terminator movie that will be made in that year. It just so happens that the production of that movie causes the four studio executives that green-lighted the project to spontaneously morph into the Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse and engage in an orgy of evil that causes the earth to be gang-banged into a previously unknown level of hell where all movies are re-makes, everybody has a Baynis and George W. Bush is elected for his 666th term.

It's just a coincidence.

Posted by: admin at December 30, 2009 12:40 PM

Haven't we learned to not give Hollywood any more ideas like that? Four Horsemen of the Sparkletits, it'll be your fault when that gets made.

Posted by: Vryce at December 30, 2009 12:42 PM

*raises hand*

What if we already have a Baynis? I had one before I even knew who he was. *sniff*

IT'S A DISORDER GOD DAMMIT NOW LEAVE MY POOR MINI-SNATH ALONE.

Just kidding ladies, I'm a slab of 100% non-kosher beef over here. *wink*

Posted by: Snath at December 30, 2009 12:49 PM

Transformers had pacing, timing and some restraint. I'm still forced to go to Billy Madison concerning Transformers 2:

"What you've just said is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard...."

Posted by: twig at December 30, 2009 1:04 PM

{winks at Snath}
How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at December 30, 2009 1:05 PM

I think you actually did fairly well here Dustin. I'm impressed.

Note: I was recently impressed with the nozzle on our whipped cream.

Posted by: becks at December 30, 2009 1:15 PM

becks: Well those things are AMAZING.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at December 30, 2009 2:19 PM

I've never understood why whipped cream dispenser manufacturers haven't yet offered nozzles with shapes different than the star. There is a world of opportunity waiting an enterprising young pajiban.

Posted by: Brenton at December 30, 2009 3:24 PM

This reminds me of my childhood dream to poop a shape like my Play-Doh shape maker. One minor cosmetic surgery would have made pooping that much more enjoyable if I could drop a star-log and show it off to my friends.

Posted by: Braski at December 30, 2009 6:09 PM

One minor cosmetic surgery would have made pooping that much more enjoyable if I could drop a star-log and show it off to my friends.

That's a fantastic idea! I would get the collander-like attachment so I could make spaghetti and meatballs out of my spaghetti and meatballs.

Posted by: Snath at December 30, 2009 6:22 PM

I've never understood why whipped cream dispenser manufacturers haven't yet offered nozzles with shapes different than the star. There is a world of opportunity waiting an enterprising young pajiban.

Oh my god dirty whipped cream dispenser shapes! The new must-have for bachelorette parties. And my pants.

Posted by: SaBrina at December 30, 2009 9:11 PM


















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