Pajiba

Hm. I'm liking Chris Pine here. Then again, I was also a Shatner fan over Spock in TOS. I guess I have a totally heterosexual type.

If he's supposed to be such a villain, why did they handcuff him in front? That's just retarded. Even 90 lb crackheads with no teeth get their hands cuffed behind them. Doesn't Starfleet have anyone who knows how handcuffs or shoulders work?

Or 90 pound crackheads?

Nice to know that hundreds of years from now people will still be crashing through glass and will still be getting bad dye jobs.

Didn't some Pajiban look into the thing with Mr Cumberbatch and the forehead-to-neck/throat-area- ratio? Take off the shirt, comb down your hair, that'd be grand.
But anyway. I cannot wait. May is soon, isn't it? Tell me it is.

Apparently Abrams declined to do Star Wars. Is there some rule you're only allowed to awful up one scifi franchise a year or something?

No, but there are strict legal limits to the amount of lens flare that can be shown in theaters.

Mr. Humphries, leave my batch alone!

It does't matter who dies or gets hurt, any villainous plans will be undone, because they can just travel back in time and undo everything right?

He does menacing really well! I like it. Cumber batched.

So much eye-candy in such a purty sci-fi package! 2013 is looking good...

Yes, Cumberbatch, those are some pretty handcuffs you got from Santa

But why would he be cuffed in front? That's just si-*nitpicking interrupted. You're welcome.*

They did an alternate photoshoot which saw him cuffed at the back, on his knees but with eyes defiant, his bare torso glistening slightly as his lightly muscled body flexed against his restraints, but they couldn't use it because the studio lights caught the full frame of his burgeoning manhood straining against his leather pants.

I'm definitely feeling Cumberbatched.

Awww Zachary, bestill my beating heart.

Who needs Cumberbatch when you have scrumptious Quinto?

I do. I need to be Cumberbatched sideways.

And what about Cumberquintobatched?

Oooohhh, that would be nice too.

Nyota lotta jokes rule.

There are nyota 'nough of them, really.