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There Were Words to Accompany This Picture of Anna Kendrick, But Who Would Know?

By Dustin Rowles | Think Pieces | August 21, 2013 | Comments ()


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This is a picture of Anna Kendrick. It’s from the September issue of GQ. Accompanying the photo were words. Something to the effect that Kendrick likes beer, preferably Belgian, and that she prefers people not approach her outside of stores after she’s purchased underwear.

Then there was another photo where she’s wearing some blinged out underwear and a coat that’s too big for her, and I think probably all the words became a blur.




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  • Jo 'Mama' Besser

    I don't get it. But I didn't get the Maggie Gyllenhaal thing a few years back, either.

  • Pat Sponaugle

    I'm ... I'm trying to find Dustin's article. I think he wrote one... but... can't... seem... to find... words... to ... rea...

  • Scorptilicus

    I guess I SHOULDN'T have let my GQ subscription expire.

  • Javier

    If they're going to make that B:tVS remake, please let her be Buffy.

  • Hellraiser2045

    hot hot hot hot!!!

    http://www.global-vpn.de

  • Mrcreosote

    Ummmmmm, I'll take a ticket for the long way 'round. That is all.

  • foolsage

    The one with the prettiest of views? Yeah, I like that ride.

  • WestCoastPat

    My crush on Anna Kendrick knows no bounds, but this photo spread is awful. The big hair is atrocious and the poses.....I don't even know what to say.

    I'm going to go watch Pitch Perfect for the [Redacted] time to feel better.

  • Guest

    Seconded.

  • ,

    I'll be in my bunk.

  • lauwer

    me too

  • go_nelly

    big surprise: Pajiba is passing around the Kendrick Kool-Aid again. i'm honestly starting to wonder how many of you she's servicing over there.

    i'll admit she's got nice boobs. but what else about this picture is "gorgeous?" the best thing about Anna Kendrick is her sweet personality. i've seen some of the other pics from this photo shoot, and it makes her look like a little girl playing skanky dress-up. not flattering at all.

  • BAM

    Agreed. Sweaty/glistening is not my favorite look on a beautiful woman.

  • Bert_McGurt

    What about outside the store BEFORE she purchases underwear? I mean, she might need some help with the clasps and straps and whatnot. Or she might get stuck in the dressing room! I mean, I'd be happy to offer an opinion in a pinch but I'm really just concerned about her safety. Underwear stores can be dangerous, as we all know.

  • Joe Grunenwald

    ...goodness. I do believe my fiddle has come aloft.

  • Helo

    Finding something to dislike about the lovely Ms. Kendrick is proving harder than the search for Hoffa's body (as well as a more creative pop culture reference to drive home the point. Haven't had my coffee yet.)

  • ,

    Call it a hunch, but they probably haven't searched Anna's body for Hoffa's body. It would be the perfect hiding place.

    I volunteer.

  • Aaron Schulz

    i want to go to there

  • $65530708

    I have to say Miss Kendrick certainly has turned the dial well past ten of late.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Do you suppose she brought her boyfriend to have sex with her up against the wall to get her hair just right for the photo?

  • Aaron Schulz

    I need to meet the person that made her hair that way,and shake his penis. Sex hair needs to be the new Rachel.

  • marigi

    That's not sex hair, it's 'hole in the ozone layer' hair...

  • WhoDeyKY

    Yes. Oh dear Lawd YES.

  • Muhnah_Muhnah

    She's funny and cute and looks like a ton of fun, but I don't get the sexy from her. Mostly I just want to drink wine and play jenga with her.

  • Being funny, cute and a ton of fun is sexy to me.

  • Muhnah_Muhnah

    Agreed. I suppose I meant sexy in a "rip clothes off and do very bad things without buying her dinner first" kind of way.

  • lowercase_ryan

    yeah, Sexy Jenga

  • Bert_McGurt

    "You take a c*ck from the bottom and you put it on top..."

  • Muhnah_Muhnah

    What worries me is that you guys seem to think you have multiple penises. Also that you've somehow made Jenga dirty. Bravo, gents!

  • BAM

    They do sell a Truth or Dare Jenga. Just fyi.

  • NateMan

    You're pulling on long, hard blocks, and putting them in holes. We didn't have to work too hard.

  • I love my blocky penis

  • Muhnah_Muhnah

    Huh...you do know how to play Jenga, right? You're supposed to pull them out of the holes and put them on other hard blocks. It's more like cock-blocking really.

  • NateMan

    Well yes, but there are plenty of times you've got to stick it in a hole. Maybe it's just more of a group bi scenario. Still dirty.

  • lowercase_ryan

    I think I know a lovely young woman that would be quite proud I made Jenga dirty.

  • NateMan

    She can play with my wooden pieces any day.

  • JJ

    Oh please, you'd collapse before she even had a chance to get a splinter.

  • NateMan

    Probably. But what a way to go.

  • ellcoolj

    So Dustin, next time you see her at Brian Boru's order her an Allagash White...

  • ,

    Ommegang Three Philosophers

  • pajiba

    Damn straight.

  • NateMan

    AWOOOOOOO-GAH! Sorry, couldn't help myself.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    This is a "think piece"?!

    I kid, I kid. It's a pretty simple formula for guys, though, isn't? All we have to do is big hair + eyeliner + boobs (pref with a bra in a color strongly contrasting our skin)

  • I dunno, it's giving me all kinds of thoughts.

  • bastich

    Honestly, we only see big hair/eyeliner/whatever is just the fancy icing on top of the delicious boobcake.

  • Yes.

  • JJ

    "simple formula for guys"?

    Sounds like someone needs to rewatch Rocky Horror Picture Show

  • Slim

    Thank you! That's the formula I've been looking for. Although I might need to curb my expectations for the same results at 38 weeks with child...

  • NateMan

    Ignore the big hair. The eyeliner and boobs is all you need, and you can do that at any stage of pregnancy. :)

  • Sara_Tonin00

    But I'm sure you've got a pretty impressive rack to be working at the moment.

  • NateMan

    At least some of us do not care for big hair. At all. The rest, however, is a win indeed.

  • And the look/expression! Seriously ladies, enough can cannot be said about the "come hither" expression for causing the male of the species to trip over himself with confuddlement.

    And really, we're simple creatures, it doesn't even have to be a particularly sexy expression. For instance, Ms. Kendrick up there is wearing an expression that seems to be saying, "Did you seriously just say that, you jacktard?" Still. Totally. Works.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Good, because that's pretty ridiculous big hair up there. It doesn't even look Bardot soft - it looks crunchy up top and ratty on the bottom.

  • zeke: 'Not another Anna Kendrick post! I mean she's cute and cuddly and adorable and all, but certainly nothing to make the blood boil!'
    *opens page*
    *zeke's blood boils*

  • Mrs. Julien

    Careful there, you just got the grease fire in your kitchen under control.

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