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Pajiba's 1st Annual Quote Appreciation Awards

By The Pajiba Staff | Posted Under Think Pieces | Comments (66)



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The thing about movie quotes is that they’re more than just zingers or one-liners that elicit a chuckle or provoke a thought. Movie quotes, to many, are a form of secondary language — a means of communicating among movie geeks. Movie quotes are also a form of shorthand — drop one movie quote, and someone can tell a lot about you, depending on the movie you’re quoting, of course. Quote Napoleon Dynamite, and we know you’re a giant dork. Quote Jerry Maguire, and we know you haven’t been to the movies in a decade. Drop an obscure line from LoTR or Star Wars in the right company can you can gain instant respect. Drop a line from Kentucky Fried Movie in the wrong company, however, and you can get restraining order put out against you (or be accused of a hate crime). That’s the power of a movie quote, and I bet it’s singularly possible to have a half-hour conversation with someone else using only movie quotes and everything would be perfectly understood.

Last year, we published “The Other 100 Best Movie Quotes of All Time,” which was meant to be our alternative to AFI’s somewhat dull list of movie quote standards. Since that time, we’ve not only turned that post into a video, but the post has since become the most popular in the site’s nearly six-year history. As a staff, we’re also known for frequently using movie quotes (and song lyrics) as headlines and subheads in our posts and reviews, and it thus follows, that we’re something of an authority on movie quotes (well, at least Google thinks so).

To that end, we thought we’d create a new, pre-Oscar tradition on the site. Each Friday before the Oscars, the staff would compile what we thought were the ten best quotes of the previous year (if the Oscars can do it in March, so can we). And so, below, we give you Pajiba’s 1st Annual Quote Appreciation Awards. These are what we consider to be not just the ten best quotes of 2009, but the ten quotes most likely to be repeated in years to come, called back, or used as shorthand among movie quote friends.

There was one rule, however, and that was one quote per movie, otherwise In the Loop, Zombieland and Black Dynamite could’ve supplied enough quotes for three lists. And with that, here’s what the staff came up with, keeping in mind, also, that the brilliance of some of these rely heavily on the context of the movie, a context that we unfortunately cannot provide.


  • “Hotbox.” — Fantastic Mr. Fox

  • “Private Space!” — The Cove

  • “Which leads me to my second rule, the double tap. In those moments when you’re not sure the undead are really dead-dead, don’t get all stingy with your bullets. I mean, one more clean shot to the head … and this lady could’ve avoided becoming a human happy meal. Woulda, coulda, shoulda.” — Zombieland

  • “I think we’ll be okay now.” — Paranormal Activity

  • “Never get behind old people. Their bodies are littered with hidden metal and they never seem to appreciate how little time they have left.” — Up in the Air

  • “I don’t want your cat, you dirty pork queen!” — Drag Me to Hell

  • “I love my babies. Why would I want to PUSH them away from me? — Away We Go

  • “Y’know, I’ve come across a lot of psychos, but none as fucking boring as you. You are a real boring fuck. Sorry, sorry, I know you disapprove of swearing so I’ll sort that out. You are a boring F, star, star, CUNT!” — In The Loop

  • “Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery!” — Black Dynamite

  • “That’s a bingo!” — Inglourious Basterds









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    Comments

    I love the idea. The only foreseeable problem is that the true quotability of a movie can only be known after multiple watches on DVD. Hell, I haven't even seen half of these yet, and I haven't seen any of them more than once. But any effort to bestow the art of movie quoting with the recognition it deserves is appreciated.

    Posted by: Yossarian at March 5, 2010 12:11 PM

  • WTF is "In the Loop"? Straight to DVD?

    Posted by: Slash at March 5, 2010 12:12 PM

    Hmm, I only recognized one of those... and of the others, only three come from movies I intend to see.

    /lame?

    Posted by: Patty O'Green at March 5, 2010 12:14 PM

    There could be a thousand quotes from In the Loop. I want to watch it 20 more times so I can memorize it.

    Posted by: Julie at March 5, 2010 12:15 PM

    Idea: solid

    Quotes: not so much

    Posted by: icecreammang at March 5, 2010 12:18 PM

    (sigh)

    Not lame at all, and In the Loop is a fantastic movie that maybe didn't make your local megaplex, but demands you put forth the extra effort to see it. It's this year's In Bruges. Come on people, try to keep up.

    Posted by: Yossarian at March 5, 2010 12:19 PM

    Got to agree that only multiple viewings can bear the sweetest quote-fruit.

    That's how I came to love "I'm a lead farmer, motherfucker" and "It's like working with mercury. It's high science, man. It's an art form. You an artist." from Tropic Thunder.

    Posted by: icecreammang at March 5, 2010 12:25 PM

    You are missing "I Love You, Man". Too many great quotes, this is probably my favorite:

    This is the man cave, there's no women allowed in here. I got a jerk-off station for God's sake.
    also
    I will see you there or I will see you on another time.

    And as much as I loved "Away We Go", this is the best quote from it: We're not fuck-ups.

    No "Hangover" quotes? I nominate I've found a baby before."

    Just reading that "Paranormal Activity" quote game me a chill. That scene in the movie is just CREEPY. I will fully admit, that movie scared the shit out of me.

    Posted by: TylerDFC at March 5, 2010 12:38 PM

    "Double-tap," I can see. "That's a bingo," definitely.

    "Private Space" and "I think we'll be okay now"? Bad. Especially the second one -- I've seen Paranormal Activity twice and I wouldn't know it was from it, I would just assume the person is being ironic in a non-movie-quoting way. Just way too vague.

    Good idea guys, but bad choices.

    What about "fookin' prawns"? (Especially fun when you go for family dinners at Red Lobster.)

    Posted by: Alex at March 5, 2010 12:42 PM

    Heh - I totally have that pic on a shirt. Thinkgeek.com for the win!

    I've unfortunately been deprived of partaking of the vast majority of movies lately, thus I cannot at the moment contribute to this quote list. Drawing a huge blank...

    Posted by: malikvlc at March 5, 2010 12:44 PM

    Black Dynamite could have every spot on this list. I applaud your self control.
    "I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM!"

    Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at March 5, 2010 12:46 PM

    Love this idea. Here are some others that stuck out for me

    "I don't know how to tell you this, but... there's a Chinese family in our bathroom."
    - (500) Days of Summer

    "I hope they call me Henry when I die, too."
    - Adventureland

    "There he goes... Johnny Horsecock."
    - Extract

    "We've officially removed the goalie, and now we're just doing free kicks."
    - Humpday

    "There were some buildings... There were these really tall buildings, and they could walk. Then there were some vampires. And one of the vampires bit the tallest building, and his fangs broke off. Then all his other teeth fell out. Then he started crying. And then, all the other vampires said, 'Why are you crying? Weren't those just your baby teeth?' And he said, 'No. Those were my grown up teeth.' And the vampires knew he couldn't be a vampire anymore, so they left him. The end."
    - Where the Wild Things Are

    "You got it, Joben."
    - I Love You, Man

    "Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor: don't text me, it's gay."
    - The Hangover

    Posted by: THRILLHO at March 5, 2010 12:51 PM

    Ahh, anything "In The Loop" related makes me smile.

    Posted by: Sapphiar at March 5, 2010 12:57 PM

    "I would never have any kind of pornographic activity with a fookin' creature!"

    "I love you, Broseph Goebbels."

    "Yeah, apparently, your fucking master race of highly-gifted toddlers can't quite get the job done."

    "You look like a radioactive tampon."

    Posted by: the new transported man at March 5, 2010 1:08 PM

    Agree with the majority that these quotes kinda blow. Also, there's no way any quote from Zombieland should be coming outta anybody but Woody Harelson. "It ain't Bob Marley".

    Posted by: valerie at March 5, 2010 1:09 PM

    Drop a line from Kentucky Friend Movie in the wrong company, however

    Or, heaven forbid, fuck up the name of a movie you're using to establish your movie cred...

    Posted by: Brenton at March 5, 2010 1:13 PM

    You fools. This was the best quotation from any film in 2009: "I'm Joann, my favorite color is fluorescent beige, and I am here to get my GED." It's so easy.

    Posted by: Robert at March 5, 2010 1:22 PM

    "...thanks a lot, bin Laden." - Allen, from The Hangover

    This is one that my wife and I frequently use in response to a situation that had a less-than-desirable outcome or effect.

    Posted by: gunnertec at March 5, 2010 1:25 PM

    Black Dynamite would have had Top 10 if not for the rules.

    "Who the hell is interrupting my kung fu?"

    "I'm sorry I pimp slapped you into that china cabinet."

    "785 BC!"

    As for others that stuck with me, let see....

    "We in the killin' Nazis business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'." - Inglorious Basterds

    "No, that doesn't work for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town this weekend." - The Hangover

    "SQUIRREL!" - Up!

    "I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!" - Watchmen

    "Why would I want to blow up the Chick-Fil-A? Chick-Fil-A is delicious!" - Observe and Report

    Posted by: Fredo at March 5, 2010 1:27 PM

    "That's a bingo!" That's a bingo.

    Posted by: James at March 5, 2010 1:29 PM

    My personal favourite Black Dynamite quotes:

    "I THREW THAT BEFORE I EVEN WALKED IN THE ROOM!"

    "I apologise for pimp-slappin' you into that china cabinet."

    "You can hit the sheets or the streets, it don't make me no nevamind. But you can go, or you can COME, you dig me?"

    Posted by: Dill The Devil at March 5, 2010 1:41 PM

    Fredo:
    Forgot that quote from "Observe & Report", love it! Also liked (and I do NOT want to start that whole thing up again, but it was funny) Why'd you stop, motherfucker?!"

    Posted by: TylerDFC at March 5, 2010 1:42 PM

    The awesomeness of both In The Loop and Black Dynamite notwithstanding, THIS, my friends, is the best quote of the year:

    Zombieland. Woody Harrelson:

    "I ain't too good at farewells, so, that'll do pig."

    Posted by: Boogs at March 5, 2010 1:54 PM

    Dark but extremely funny - Observe and Report,
    "Why the fuck would I want to blow up the Chick-fil-A? That shit is fucking delicious!"

    Even darker - A Serious Man,
    "I fucked your wife Larry! I seriously fucked her!"

    In the Loop,
    Malcom: You say nothing, okay? You stay detached. Otherwise that's what I'll do to your retinas.
    Simon: Right, can I go to bed now, please?
    Malcolm: No, no, no, no. We are gonna stay here, and you are gonna rehearse saying nothing.
    Simon: Am I being tortured?

    Black Dynamite,
    "Fight Smack in the Orphanage, because orphans don't have parents"

    So many great quotes from last years flicks. A real Smorgasbord!!

    Posted by: MTGHall at March 5, 2010 2:08 PM

    I actually wasn't suggesting that the list was lame, but that I myself am lame. Although, to be fair, I do find the list a bit lame. Alas.

    I second (?) the need for a The Hangover quote, but allow me to suggest a lyric:
    "But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers,
    Well then we're shit out of luck."

    Posted by: Patty O'Green at March 5, 2010 2:21 PM

    I haven't seen In The Loop, but seeing quote interaction between someone named Malcolm and Simon makes me miss Firefly...

    Posted by: Patty O'Green at March 5, 2010 2:27 PM

    My favorite movie to quote is Billy Madison, what does that say about me?

    Posted by: RCoolio at March 5, 2010 2:31 PM

    Quote of the Year:

    "I was hiding under your porch because I love you."

    -Dug, from Up

    I want to buy that doggie a billion squirrels...

    Posted by: Bluesilver at March 5, 2010 2:38 PM

    I feel like the better Drag me to Hell is "You bi-i-i-i-itch." That's the one I find myself repeating anyway.

    Posted by: dr. pisaster at March 5, 2010 2:42 PM

    how have we missed:

    "he's just some guy she met at the gym, with brad pitt's face and jesus' abs."

    "i find it upsetting i have to ask twice, but can you please put some pants on?"

    "please oh please oh please oh please be my prisoner?"

    Posted by: upstate at March 5, 2010 2:49 PM

    love love love love love.

    Posted by: esme at March 5, 2010 2:58 PM

    I'll throw my support behind Dustin on this one. Great idea, good quotes, love it.

    My personal favorite quote from Zombieland: "I'd hit that, or at least give it an intentional walk to first" or maybe "Uhoh, someone's in danger of having their hair brushed over their ear."

    Posted by: the_wakeful at March 5, 2010 3:02 PM

    Duh, best quote from Zombieland: "It's time to nut up or shut up."

    Works in almost any situation, really. Not just a zombie apocalypse.

    Still have no idea what "In the Loop" is, and don't care enough to Google. And what the hell is Black Dynamite?

    Posted by: Slash at March 5, 2010 3:19 PM

    "You know he came around here about a week ago, with some cats that I had never seen before. Man, I mean these cats looked mean! Meaner than two fat motherfuckers wrestling over pork chops and greens, can you dig it?" - Bullhorn

    Posted by: admin at March 5, 2010 3:22 PM

    "You know he came around here about a week ago, with some cats that I had never seen before. Man, I mean these cats looked mean! Meaner than two fat motherfuckers wrestling over pork chops and greens, can you dig it?" - Bullhorn

    "Who dares knock when I'm planning to plant my ---"

    Posted by: Fredo at March 5, 2010 3:43 PM

    Honorable mention,

    "What do you mean you can't get it in? Pretend it's your dick"

    Hurt Locker....yeah...yeah...2008

    Posted by: Nunzio Badalamenti at March 5, 2010 3:47 PM

    I second Boogs, "that'll do, pig" was easily my favourite line from that movie.

    Posted by: LowSlash at March 5, 2010 3:52 PM

    Hearing Jason Schwartzman say......

    There's a lot of attitudes going on around here... don't let me get one.

    Killed me.....oh and i spit out some Makers Mark when i heard it.

    Posted by: Nunzio Badalamenti at March 5, 2010 3:53 PM

    OK, I do care enough to Google, and I am intrigued now by "In the Loop." They must have spent all of $15 to advertise that one.

    "Black Dynamite" to a lesser extent... will I like it better than the first time it was released, as "I'm Gonna Git You, Sucka"? Cause that movie was pretty good. It had all the Wayans, plus Jim Brown, Isaac Hayes AND Antonio Fargas! Huggy Bear!

    Posted by: Slash at March 5, 2010 4:38 PM

    "Black Dynamite" is the move that "I'm Gonna Git You, Sucka" wanted to be when it grew up and got pubes.

    Posted by: DaveKan at March 5, 2010 5:02 PM

    What about "fookin' prawns"? (Especially fun when you go for family dinners at Red Lobster.)

    Posted by: Alex at March 5, 2010 12:42 PM

    AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
    Ow! My side hurts.

    Posted by: BWeaves at March 5, 2010 5:26 PM

    Lt. Gen. George Miller: [We only have] twelve thousand troops. But that's not enough. That's the amount that are going to die. And at the end of a war you need some soldiers left, really, or else it looks like you've lost.
    -- In the Loop

    Also, my family and I almost had to pause the movie after Malcolm's quip about the Washington Monument because we were laughing so hard. You could do a top 25 based on that movie and Zombieland alone.

    Posted by: Gob at March 5, 2010 5:37 PM

    How about best TV quotes 2009? 30 Rock.

    "Never go with a hippie to a second location"
    Jack Donaghy

    Posted by: Gavin S. at March 5, 2010 6:37 PM

    Slash, read Prisco's review and know that every word he speaks is truth, mama. It should win an Oscar.

    Posted by: admin at March 5, 2010 7:06 PM

    "A-slappa-de-bass!" -I Love You, Man

    "Of course it's just about me and Don. Always has been. But instead of putting frowns on your foreheads, all you elders of Leeds in your blazers and your brass-fucking-buttons, it should put big white Colgate smiles on your big white faces. Because it means I won't eat, and won't sleep until I've taken whatever that man's achieved, and beaten it. Beaten it so I never have to hear the name Don fucking Revie again. Beat it, the only name anyone sings in the Yorkshire ale houses, raising their stinking jars to their stinking mouths, is Brian Clough. Brian Clough uber-fucking-alles! Understand?" -The Damned United

    Taken (just because of how ridiculous it was that Liam Neeson was saying it):

    "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

    "You either give me what I need or this switch will stay on until they turn the power off for lack of payment on the bill."

    ...and that whole slow-mo, Sherlock dissects his plan of attack sequence in the beginning of Sherlock Holmes was pretty great.

    Posted by: aidan at March 5, 2010 7:10 PM

    bluesilver, you hit the nail on the head. "I was hiding under your porch because I love you" is just CLASSIC.

    I also love: "I like you temporarily!"

    Posted by: Jelinas at March 5, 2010 7:23 PM

    hands-down: "Roses are red, violets are blue...fuck you whore!"
    - 500 Days of Summer

    Posted by: ourvelocity at March 5, 2010 11:38 PM

    "SQUIRREL!!!"

    or

    "I have just met you, and I love you!" - sums up every dog I have ever trained.

    Posted by: Commander Strikeher at March 6, 2010 1:41 AM

    "It'll be easy-peasy lemon squeezey"
    "No it won't, it will be difficult difficult lemon difficult." - In the Loop

    And my fifty-two year old mother now regularly signs off with a cheery "Fuckity-bye!" Also from In the Loop

    That movie was just chock-a-block with awful people saying hilarious things while doing awful things.

    Posted by: NoDice at March 6, 2010 2:31 AM

    In the Loop was easily the best movie I saw all year. Which is why I went and paid to see it. Twice. And laughed my ass off both times. And yes, that movie is infinitely quotable. Observe:

    " 'Climbing the mountain of conflict'? You sounded like a Nazi Julie Andrews!"

    "I can't stand to see a woman bleed from the mouth. It reminds me of that Country & Western music which I cannot abide."

    (referring to opera music being played loudly) "Turn that fucking racket off! It's just VOWELS! Subsidised... foreign... vowels!"

    "Was it you, the baby from Eraserhead?"

    "What, just because I haven't shot someone in fifteen years. I'm not a soldier? You know, the Army doesn't make you drag some bullet-ridden bloody corpse into the Pentagon every five years to renew your soldier's license!"

    Posted by: MyySharona at March 6, 2010 4:53 AM

    *note to self: see "In The Loop" and "Black Dynamite" asap*

    Posted by: ,, at March 6, 2010 11:28 AM

    Um, Black Dynamite should have had at least three more spots.

    "Euphoria, shut the fuck up! I know that was you, I ain't even gotta look! I should send your ass back to Crenshaw Pete with his hot ass coat hangers, bitch! Would you like that?"

    O'Leary: We heard about your brother's death and we don't want you running around turning the streets into rivers of blood.
    Black Dynamite: Then tell me who did it and I'll just leave a puddle.

    "You diabolical dick shrinkin' mother fuckers!"

    Posted by: Brittany at March 6, 2010 6:41 PM

    "You'll be shot for that!!"

    "No, I don't think so. More like... chewed out. I've been chewed out before."

    Posted by: Irving Washington at March 6, 2010 8:31 PM

    I am somehow going to have to figure out a way to work "Sydney Briar is still alive" into a conversation. However, since the only people in Oklahoma who have seen Pontypool were the two who humored me by watching it with me (especially since it's not even on Netflix yet), I don't expect anyone to get it.

    And actually, looking it up, I'm not sure if it would count as a 2008 or 2009 quote. And hell, it wasn't even on DVD until 2010.

    Posted by: Tyburn Blossom at March 7, 2010 3:14 PM

    WTF nothing from Whip It?

    what about "We're number two! We're number two!"
    or "I like smart girls. That's why I married your mama. Well, that and I knocked her up."

    Posted by: Arib at March 7, 2010 4:09 PM

    NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGER!!

    Well off to seek danger in some other comment thread

    *runs down train tracks*

    Posted by: Dangerousbirde at March 7, 2010 5:38 PM

    I'd vote for "Please accept the mystery." from "A Serious Man" seeing as it's kinda like The Coen Brothers thumbing their nose at you for the ending; and "Is this some sort of white guilt thing?" from The Blind Side, seeing as that was exactly what got the film made in the first place.

    Posted by: DoctorControversy at March 8, 2010 12:55 PM

    Thank you Fredo for mentioning the Rorschach quote from Watchmen. And for mentioning Observe and Report, although I like the quote "Yeah, I party like that every... four to six hours" better. Also thanks to everyone who gave props to my favorite movie of 2009, (500) Days of Summer. Good list as usual Pajiba

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