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The Greatest Trick MTV Ever Pulled Was Convincing the World It Was Totally Awesome

By Courtney Enlow | Posted Under Think Pieces | Comments (99)



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There exist two fundamental naysaying truths in this world: 1) If you mention SNL, someone will always say “SNL sucks now. It hasn’t been good in years.” And 2) If you mention MTV, someone will always say, “MTV sucks now. It hasn’t been good in years.”

I’m not disagreeing with you (except on SNL because I have the softest of spots for Claaaassic Peg and the Target Lady). MTV does suck. It’s just the “now” part that’s tripping me up.

Like all of us born in the early to mid ’80s, I grew up on MTV. MTV was my formative years. In addition to essentially creating my pre-teen taste in music with Fiona Apple and Garbage, MTV served as a carrier of news to the youth of the world in a time before the ADHD culture had blogs and “The Daily Show” to help them avoid CNN. It gave us gay heroes, great music, and some excellent TV shows.

It was groundbreaking. That doesn’t always mean it was very good. Just because there was “The State,” “Sifl & Olly” and “Daria” doesn’t mean there wasn’t also “Totally Pauly,” the Carmen Electra seasons of” Singled Out,” and “Spring Break,” which hasn’t changed since it started in ‘86, save for the clothes and hairstyles. Sure, the “Real World” used to have Pedro, but it also had Puck. “Real Worlds” Miami and Boston were just as bitchy and slutty as the ones now; the cast was just paler and slightly fleshier.

The (non-music video category) difference lies in only one area: the popularization of tabloid journalism. Between real stars playing it closer to the vest and the proliferation of tabloid and gossip blogs, there’s a nonstop need for “celebrity” news, meaning the word and idea of “celebrity” has expanded (see also: the Kardashian family). We’re so inundated with these people that we hate them more than we did the old batch, and we blame the network. Genesis from “The Real World: Boston” was no more obnoxious than Kristin from “The Hills”; we just didn’t have to see Genesis on every website and magazine.

After yesterday’s VMA post, I personally got all incensed about how there’s only two or three genuinely good videos nominated, the rest were just really popular songs, with Gaga where the circles overlap. (Suck a fuck, everyone, I love her.) Then I stepped off my soapbox and into the magical world of Wiki.

Yeah, the VMA’s really have always been like that. We look back and remember “Jeremy” and “Smells Like Teen Spirit.” Well “Teen Spirit” actually lost to Halen’s “Right Now” Pepsi commercial of a video that year, and other nominees include Steve Winwood, “We Are the World” (which is a video consisting entirely of a bunch of people standing), a lot of Don Henley, and “Livin’ La Vida Motherfucking Loca.”

MTV wasn’t always pure suck. But it wasn’t the pinnacle of great television the fervor of nostalgia rage would lead us to believe.

Note: MTV will release a TV version of “Teen Wolf” next year, at which point I may revise my entire thesis.









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Comments

Aw, Courtney ... I'm afraid I fail to agree. I grew up on that stuff, and it was the 80s, so you might have a point if you want to argue that angle, nevertheless it was the best thing available. The Rolling Stone used to run articles discussing what the MTV boys and girls were wearing. And these were pertinent topics! (Or maybe it was just that we were young and didn't know much better). Anyhow, MTV had its purpose before there was YouTube, iTunes and unlimited broadband in every household.

Posted by: SB at August 5, 2010 1:16 PM

I'm sorry...but you seem to have missed an entire generation's MTV experience (save for your We Are The World reference, with which I take issue anyway*), which starts at its inception. That was before MTV delved into the world of Dan Cortes, Jenny McCarthy and Carmen Electra, and The Real World.
While I agree that the early videos and such weren't always these great quality masterpieces, at least the M in MTV was relevant. I don't know what the hell it stands for anymore.
*The issue is the implication that the video isn't great because it's just "people standing around". I thought that was what made it great...a room full of the biggest stars at that time getting together and just singing, and doing it for a good cause. At the time, it was a big deal.
Now if you'll excuse me, there are some kids who need to be chased off my lawn.

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at August 5, 2010 1:20 PM

Like all of us born in the early to mid ’80s

Fuck you for making me feel old.

Yes, popular has always won out over quality. My MTV era was late 80s to early 90s (after which I no longer had cable), so I missed out on most of grunge and whatever else the 90s had to offer. I think that explains my love of classic rock. I was probably the only person in my high school class that like Lynyrd Skynyrd because I really had no pop culture knowledge outside of local radio.

Posted by: Satin at August 5, 2010 1:22 PM

I have to agree with the other comments. Those of you born in the 80's are really a generation too late, and you missed the best years before music videos became an afterthought. I was 5 when MTV went on the air, so I remember how much of a game-changer the Thriller video was, and late night episodes of Headbanger's Ball, and "Remote Control," and the scandal when MTV wouldn't play "Justify My Love," and Martha Quinn, and all of it. MTV changed my childhood, and that of virtually everyone I knew.

Posted by: Sara at August 5, 2010 1:27 PM

Oooooh! Oooooh! Can I do ESPN next? I'm full of haterrific hatetastic hatevolence to the power of hate squared for the entire channel. Pleeeeeeeeease?! (p.s. anyone know if I can insert an interrobang through html code?)

I agree with you here, it's not that MTV has just suddenly started to suck, it's that the volume of suck has increased on a never-ending scale. I think I swore off MTV after the popularity of TRL and the associated pop acts that dominated for too long.

At least in the old days you could count on blocks of music-centered programming, be it Yo! MTV Raps or Headbanger's Ball. Even if similar products exist, the company chooses to push those products that have alienated the "old" fans like us. (but doesn't that just mean we're no longer of the age that is the target audience? Vast social and cultural implications are invoked here.)

I'm only in my mid-20's, but I can't figure out if my lack of interest in new music is due to MTV, or merely reinforced by it.

Cheers

Posted by: D-Day at August 5, 2010 1:27 PM

Best thing on that channel was Matt Pinfield and 120 Minutes.

Posted by: sars at August 5, 2010 1:27 PM

Like all of us born in the early to mid ’80s

Fuck you for making me feel old.

dude, thats hardly old.

anyway on the mtv thing, i dont think it's that people thought it was great television, is that it was the shit at the time. outside of radio, it was pretty much the only way for a pimply tween/teenager to find new music. to this day, i still remember the cure's friday i'm in love video (i must have been 6 or 7 at the time), my sister had recorded it and played it all the time and that very young age i pretty much said "yep, this is what i'm going to obsess about for a long time...awesome music"

Posted by: Sinnh at August 5, 2010 1:29 PM

Sara, you're as old as I am! You watch Matlock, too?

Posted by: sars at August 5, 2010 1:31 PM

MTV has always been pure shit. It's purpose has always been to sell popular culture as commodity. There was a ton of amazing independent music in America in the 80s and MTV didn't acknowledge it at all. Fuck them.

Posted by: seth at August 5, 2010 1:36 PM

I know I'm gonna sound like an old fart here but MTV has sucked throbbing, bleeding, disease infested cock since it stopped being about music.
Playing music videos should have been its sole purpose.
Not soulless, cataract inducing reality television.

Posted by: supafly at August 5, 2010 1:36 PM

My problem with this article is that it pretends that Mtv didn't exist before the Carmen Electra seasons of” Singled Out"

While you were still in diapers you missed the "old" part of Mtv (all you had to do was look it up on wikipedia). Mtv was one of the first networks to regularly feature minorities. It also had excellent programming like: 120Minutes, Head Bangers Ball, Mtv Unplugged, Yo Mtv Raps!, Liquid Television, and Remote Control. It also use to feature Live 8 and other awareness concerts.

It was awesome once. It was music with motherfucking videos. The problem now Mtv is competing with multiple forms of media that allow people the same experience (and deliver it better). Instead of continuing to be innovative, it lazily morphed into a terribile network that is half marketing machine half tabloid magazine. That's what makes it suck, but once upon a time.....

Posted by: Pithy"Name" at August 5, 2010 1:37 PM

Seconding Pithy "Name" here.

Do any other geezers on here remember Friday Night Videos? Was even before MTV, a show that came on...fox I think? When it first existed?

Posted by: banana at August 5, 2010 1:43 PM

"Video killed the radio star" isn't just a clever song lyric.

By bring music into a visual medium, the process became more about what the artists looked like and less about their music. Do you think Tom Petty would be able to develope a burgeoning career in this environment? I strongly doubt it. While I won't place the blame soley on MTV's shoulders for the decline of main-stream music, I do think at least some of the responsibility is theirs. They may not be the ones who started the ugly, superficial trend, but they're certainly the ones who best capitilized on it.

Luckily, the weaker main-stream music gets, the stronger underground music gets. On that note, thank god for the internet.

Posted by: superasente at August 5, 2010 1:44 PM

I'm going to have to side with the other old farts here -- when someone says "MTV used to be good," ask (or guess) when they were born. Likely, it was in the mid-70s or earlier, and they're referring to a time you're too young to remember -- the storied "music still on MTV" era glorified in song today.

Posted by: Phillip J. Birmingham at August 5, 2010 1:46 PM

I was born in 1983 and yep, I completely agree with Courtney's assessment. I think I missed out on what were really the glory days of MTV, back when I was, you know, an infant and didn't get to see MTV in its full 80s glory. By the time I knew what MTV was and had started watching the VMAs and the Movie Awards, it was all Britney Spears and Adam Sandler all over the damn place. It was the twilight of MTV. And now we're firmly entrenched in the long, painful midnight...of suck.

Posted by: figgy at August 5, 2010 1:46 PM

I like to credit MTV with exposing me to at least a little bit of news with Serena Altschul’s “on the hour, every hour” summary. There is no way in hell I would have changed the channel to listen to a real news program.

Also, watching Tool videos at 3am (while I may, or may not have been under the influence of something) was fun too.

Posted by: Scully at August 5, 2010 1:46 PM

aww. you love parentheses like i do.

Posted by: jubilat at August 5, 2010 1:47 PM

Also like, GAWD, you people are like, SUPER OLD.

Posted by: figgy at August 5, 2010 1:49 PM

Yeah, figgy, I graduated from high school the year you were born.

@Banana -- "Friday Night Videos" was on NBC, and I could swear it post-dated MTV, but my memory could be failing me (see above.)

Posted by: Phillip J. Birmingham at August 5, 2010 1:54 PM

Honey, I've got t-shirts older than you.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at August 5, 2010 1:56 PM

Have to agree with the majority of the posters here. MTV was awesome before it started playing TV shows (except 'Remote Control' of course- that show totally rocked). I remember being babysat by our pastor's wife and her expressing her feelings that she didn't think my folks would appreciate me watching MTV. It was 1982, and I was 7. Fuck her! I watched it anyways, and I turned out fine.

It wasn't just that MTV played music and inspired the pop culture of my generation, but there was honestly and truly not a fuckin' thing on any other channels at 1:30 on a rainy summer afternoon. You could hang out and play with MTV on in the background, like the radio, you could keep in touch with the latest breaking news thanks to Kurt Loder. And it was a way for a church-going good kid to rebel in a small way, in a way that didn't hurt a soul. So I disagree with you about MTV never being "totally awesome." In its prime, there was nothing like it, and nothing could equal it.

Even when it was getting bad, it still introduced us to some amazing TV. Remember Aeon Flux? They created reality TV with The Real World, and introduced us to Pedro and Puck. Or the second coming of Woodstock. SNL, as much as I continue to enjoy it, can't hold a candle to what MTV has done during its years. So we'll just chalk up this little piece to ignorance. Afterall, you weren't there.

Posted by: EJ at August 5, 2010 1:57 PM

Raise your hand if you can remember JD Roberts on The New Music.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at August 5, 2010 1:58 PM

Also like, GAWD, you people are like, SUPER OLD.

And once again, I sense I'm being insulted and not feeling anything.

Haw Haw.

(I think Matt Pinfield was a putz though. A very knowledgeable putz, but a putz nonetheless, who couldn't stop letting you know how knowledgeable he was, when he wasn't fawning. Dave Kendall, of course, was a dork. Oddly enough I think it's Lewis Largent that never offended me, but then he was a bit bland) (I mostly missed the Kevin Seal days, except when we'd have Monday off from school and my friend and I would bemoan how much longer this music was gonna go on [like waiting for "Pinwheel to end], and wishing it was Saturday and Headbangers Ball instead)

(p.s. Martha)

Posted by: Jay at August 5, 2010 2:00 PM

Yes, Friday Night Videos was on NBC. After, but not too long after MTV started. I know it was on by the time "Thriller" premiered, that was the network debut, if I remember correctly. It's what you watched if you didn't currently have cable.

Posted by: Jay at August 5, 2010 2:03 PM

I'm sort of in between the old farts and the whippersnappers, and came of MTV Age around 1987. And unless MTV was really effing spectacular between 81 and 87 (the Duran Duran era? Really?), I'd hate to think that the "good" MTV was Adam Curry, Ricki Rachtman, and videos of ZZ Top, Huey Lewis, Trixter, and Def Leppard. Don't get me wrong: I loved MTV as a teenager, but today, I couldn't watch those mostly crappy music videos for more than 20 minutes before losing interest. How many times could you watch "Land of Confusion"? Or Van Halen's "Pound Cake"?

Posted by: Dustin Rowles at August 5, 2010 2:09 PM

Yes you guys were right re friday night videos:

"Friday Night Videos (later known as Friday Night and Late Friday) is an American music video show broadcast on the NBC television network from July 29, 1983 to May 24, 2002, and was the network answer to MTV.[1] Belinda Carlisle was the guest host for the first episode."

I had no idea it lasted that long! Once my friends started getting cable I'd go over to watch MTV instead. My household got cable way late (1991 or so, I was in college by then).

Posted by: banana at August 5, 2010 2:09 PM

Oh go suck on a butterscotch candy, geezer.

Posted by: figgy at August 5, 2010 2:10 PM

I'm reflecting on the fact that the little baby on that Nirvana album cover is about my son's age. Totally weird to think it was so long ago.

I was born in the early 70s and remember MTV's advent. We didn't have it in our house and it was such forbidden fruit to me. Imagine sitting around and waiting for a video to come on, kiddies? Now that's love.

Posted by: samantha t at August 5, 2010 2:18 PM

Sara and D-Day took the words right out of my mouth, even to the point that I also stopped paying attention to MTV when TRL took off. Not to say I still don't tune in for Real World/Road Rules Challenges because that shit is FUCKING INCREDIBLE and fuck you in the dick if you don't like it.

By the time Courtney's generation got into it, MTV was already moving away from the video-centric format toward reality/game show/goofy programming. Their experience of MTV breaking ground was "The Real World," while all previous generations had "Thriller," the extreme satisfaction of seeing your favorite bands/singers/musicians every single day when there were no other options, and Adam Curry's hair.

Courtney, your point that MTV wasn't "the pinnacle of great television the fervor of nostalgia rage would lead us to believe" is completely dismissive and a little condescending to the first generation of MTV that you didn't even experience.

So stop insulting the older people or they'll throw their lawns at you.

Posted by: Kballs at August 5, 2010 2:18 PM

I'm with KBalls: the Challenges are all that's worth watching because they are BRILLIANT.

Posted by: figgy at August 5, 2010 2:19 PM

I go to lunch for an hour and suddenly it's the coming age war!

I would like to really quickly say that, yes, while I did dismiss the entire first eight years of MTV, I was really trying to talk about programming, and they didn't have many actual shows before that. Also, there are lots of people my age and much younger who play that card, and they have no excuse. So I'm sorry, my sweet sweet fogies.

Posted by: Courtney at August 5, 2010 2:25 PM

I'm just going to chime in for the Canadian contingent here and state the exact same opinion of previous geezers except that it applies to MuchMusic. It was good when it actually had much music before it strayed into much shitty reality television territory. Unfortunately, MuchMusic always followed MTV's lead and so it has degenerated into the same filthy suck-hole that MTV has. In fact, I think they share a lease on that hole. *shuffles away on walker and swipes at kids with cane*

Posted by: admin at August 5, 2010 2:27 PM

Tell me, Courtney, how exactly does one suck a fuck?

Posted by: A-schaef at August 5, 2010 2:29 PM

By stretching first.

Posted by: admin at August 5, 2010 2:32 PM

it was awesome. it's now irrelevant.


(I'll always love you Aeon Flux!)

Posted by: logan at August 5, 2010 2:38 PM

And unless MTV was really effing spectacular between 81 and 87 (the Duran Duran era? Really?)

You just don't know when to stop being wrong today, do ya?

Posted by: Jay at August 5, 2010 2:41 PM

That's the problem with you young whipper snappers. You seem lack the ability to comprehend the fact that the world existed before you.

Again a simple trip to wikipedia would let you know that the network had a show on as early as 1980 called: Friday Night Video Fights. Not to mention: The Cutting Edge (83), Top 20 Video Countdown (84), Headbangers Ball (87), 120 Minutes (84), The Cutting Edge (84).

Now you kids get off my goddamn lawn!

Posted by: Pithy"Name" at August 5, 2010 2:43 PM

Nothing really new to add, born in '71 so I too remember when MTV actually centered around music (and I loved the network for it) and I lost interest when it became about reality shows and tabloid gossip.

@ D-Day: the html code for interrobang is &# 8253; (without the space!)

Posted by: JoeEbola at August 5, 2010 2:47 PM

I have to agree with the comments and the article. The shows on Mtv were never good. Remote Control sucked ass. There were exceptions like The State or Liquid Television, but they were few and far between. They were just something to break up the videos or arrange them in different lists. What sucks about Mtv now is that they don't play videos at all. I'm dumbfounded at what they're going to do now that they're bringing Beavis and Butthead back -- half of that program was the titular characters watching videos as the precursors to Tosh.O and Talk Soup. Are they going to be watching YouTube now? Mtv can eat a bag of dicks.

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Posted by: cuttiebabe123 at August 5, 2010 2:52 PM

@ D-Day: the html code for interrobang is &# 8253; (without the space!)

And sure enough, talk of interrobang brings out the dating site spambots.

Posted by: branded at August 5, 2010 3:06 PM

Ah, "classic" MTV.

Friday Night Videos was all we had for we lived in the sticks and cable was fer them city-livin' folk. And stayed up really late to glimpse visual representations of popular songs.

But my grandparents lived in the city...and had cable. So being born in '72 with slightly older brother and sister, we would watch the SHIT out of it while "visiting". Grandpa would wander in, see what we were watching, shake his head, and come back 5 minutes later to pop in a Betamax tape of "Anne of Green Gables" into the VCR. That was one way to get us outside.

Hey, you, whippersnappers there on my lawn:

Wubba, wubba, wubba!

**goes back to rocker on front porch**

Posted by: latvianluck at August 5, 2010 3:20 PM

Count me as one of the old geezers. Dustin the Duran Druan years rocked! Or at least it did to my fifth grade self - and I should note I had excellent taste back then because I had pictures of Jason Bateman plastered all over my walls (side note "It's your move" was classic people and i still have it taped on BetaMax).

Does anyone else remember when HBO had the half hour video show? It was constantly playing Billie Jean and only changed videos once a month but damn if we didn't watch it every single time it was on.

Posted by: LuLu at August 5, 2010 3:29 PM

Remote Control sucked ass.

Get out of my life. Now.

MARISOL!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jay at August 5, 2010 3:31 PM

@admin

Whereas I remember rushing home from school to watch Steve
Anthony on City TV's daily video show. I remember when MuchMusic
started! There was indeed much music and that A-ha video playing on a
loop and it was the coolest thing any of us had ever seen.

PUNCH MUCH!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at August 5, 2010 3:31 PM

side note "It's your move" was classic

Sheeeit, like we don't know that.

Posted by: Jay at August 5, 2010 3:34 PM

Soon as I read your defense of lady gaygay I stopped reading the article. Sorry, but I wish gaga, biebs,and ke$ha would all go to the same party and the house would burn down with them all inside of it.

Posted by: aroorda at August 5, 2010 3:43 PM

I loved, loved, loved Liquid Television and Aeon Flux. Also, for those of you too young to know, the little lamp in the Pixar logo sequence was part of the very first short film that Pixar ever made. And I saw it on Liquid Television. Now that's historical, baby.

I may be misremembering things, but it seems like in the very early years of MTV they played a much wider variety of artists because, frankly, they had to fill their time with whatever existed.

Also, Courtney, your defense for ignoring the whole first several years of the channel's existence is because you are only concerned with "programming" which didn't exist then? Then you are completely missing the point in that it didn't need "programming" during those years because it had music which is what the M used to stand for.

Admin, isn't MuchMusic owned by MTV now, or is that what you were saying and I missed the point?

Posted by: elsie at August 5, 2010 3:54 PM

Yeah, I remember when MTV had videos, too. Some were cool, a few were crap, most were mediocre. It filled a void.

Then they started playing stuff besides videos and it pretty much ceased to fill a void. It was now contributing much the same kind of crap that every other channel on non-premium cable did, and fewer and fewer videos. Now there's no reason whatsoever to watch it.

Posted by: Slash at August 5, 2010 4:01 PM

they played a much wider variety of artists because, frankly, they had to fill their time with whatever existed.

Yeah, they were playing "The Cutter" by Echo & The Bunnymen in the middle of the day. I had a mental image stuck in my head for years though I'd forgotten the music and what song it had been, so it was rather revelatory to finally see it again on YouTube. "Yes! That's it! I didn't make up that memory!!"

Posted by: Jay at August 5, 2010 4:11 PM

Another old geezer chiming in here (I was born in '76). MTV was a huge part of my childhood, even though I didn't have cable (thanks friends who did, though!). Now I love y'all born in the 80s, but those early years were truly something special. They weren't just the "Duran Duran" years - they were the years of classic, crazy-ass Prince, Michael Jackson before he became too creepy to watch, and Madonna before she became too British to watch. It was watching a relatively new format (the music video) get perfected before your eyes, but there were still the rough edges to keep you interested (now, much of it is far too overproduced and slick). The network had its finger on the pulse of the time, and for those who grew up back then, it felt like it was programming for us.

Was it ever truly high art, or even a great network? Absolutely not. But it was something that delivered what it advertised - music. You went in wanting to watch music videos, and that's what you got.

As soon as they got away from that - that's when it started to suck.

Now git off my lawn, unless you intend to mow it.;)

Posted by: luthien26 at August 5, 2010 4:26 PM

I've been kicked off so many lawns in this thread, all that's left for me is pavement.

Posted by: Courtney at August 5, 2010 4:43 PM

For the Canuckistanis: everything that is wrong with MuchMusic in 2010 -->

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0IIvvt_o5c&NR=1

FYI, this was a segment produced by MuchMusic's crew as part of the intro to the Vancouver 2010 Olympics. Be sure to check out the expressions on the faces of the CTV newscasters when they cut away at 2:01...

Posted by: a disturbingly large amount of poo at August 5, 2010 4:58 PM

MTV began when I was six months old in 1981. Like many people my age we had babysitters who were teenage girls with teased up aqua netted hair that worshiped everyone and everything that was on that channel. I remember sitting in my parents living room watching those first VJs and the big hair bands that my babysitter loved. I danced to early Michael Jackson in kindergarten.

Later, as a tween and teen I watched the first few seasons of The Real World. I actually thought they were pretty good. I know I wasn't old enough to see what aired before that or fully appreciate 'Thriller' and all that but suck it, it's not my fault I was born too late.

Yeah, MTV had some good times way back when. But to me it burned out fast. Save for a few awesome cartoons (I'm looking at you Aeon Flux and Daria) it blew. I quit that channel before my 20s.*


*I'm lying. I will occasionally watch snippets of the MTV Movie Awards.

Posted by: Kiddo at August 5, 2010 5:32 PM

Let's hang out by the curb and litter, Courtney.

Posted by: figgy at August 5, 2010 5:54 PM

I think the difference between the "old" MTV and the "new" MTV is that there used to be a serious attempt at focusing on music. For many like me, Yo! MTV Raps is where I first heard of "gangsta rap" like N.W.A., Eazy-E and Ice Cube. I still remember the MTV Unplugged shows for Stone Temple Pilots, Nirvana and Kiss (where they reunited). And the greatness that was Headbangers Ball is still unrivaled.

Yes, there were bad shows mixed in as well. But at least, there was some sort of balance.

In a way, I have to blame The Real World and Road Rules for the change. The never-ending reruns and marathon runs of those shows became the blueprint for their schedule and the childish, over-the-top "performances" became the accepted norm for shows like The Hills to follow.

Posted by: Fredo at August 5, 2010 6:35 PM

I think everyone misses the point of Puck. Out of everyone that has ever been on the show, he was the only person to recognize what a fucking farce it is and to refuse to go along with the charade. The entire premise of The Real World is so retarded yet only one person on the show's history wasn't willing to act like a fucking monkey for their puppet masters. That's why MTV makes sure to only sign up completely vapid shitheads willing to only act their parts as predetermined. They never want another person like Puck pissing on their parade.

Posted by: Diablo at August 5, 2010 7:09 PM

"The Real World" was the beginning of the end of MTV's "heyday".

Click this link and find out why: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76yWZcsgwF8

MTV was a lot of pop dreck, but it did have its counterprogramming moments. It was a mixed bag at best. Age and fuzziness tend to add a bit of romantic haze to the past. Think of what Ms. Jupiter said, "The older you become, even the grimy parts of the past start to look a little brighter." Part perception, part actuality.

Oh, and uh, yeah, you rag on "old people". Just wait, because eventually you are going to be one. Keep that in mind. Tell me: who is immune to the aging process?

Yeah. Accept or reject (life).

Posted by: Recondite at August 5, 2010 8:03 PM

"Reality television" is a phrase that should be punishable by death upon usage. Could there ever be a more contradictory phrase? As soon as the cameras are on and people are aware of it, it is no longer reality.

Posted by: Recondite at August 5, 2010 8:17 PM

You take back what you said about Steve Winwood, Courtney. TAKE IT BACK!!!!!!

Posted by: tinmo at August 5, 2010 8:37 PM

And I'm gonna sound like a huge asshole here, but couldn't you guys have found someone whose formative years weren't in the 90's to write an article about the history of a music channel that began in the early 80's and also whom I'm guessing has no idea who Blind Faith is?

Posted by: tinmo at August 5, 2010 8:53 PM

Also, don't use "we". It's the same phrasing that allows politicians to get away with outrageous shit under the guise of "we, none of us, knew this was going to happen." Yeah, that is, except for the people who knew it was going to happen. It's all-inclusive without the requisite familiarity. As such, I am not part of your "we". Got it?

Posted by: Recondite at August 5, 2010 9:17 PM

Geezer lady here. There was a time when some of us would come home from work and just put on the MTV and let it stay for hours. MTV was good and 120 Minutes was great.

Posted by: Cindy at August 5, 2010 9:37 PM

Sorry, but MTV was once pretty good. Pithy"Name" nailed it above.

I would be much more willing to watch the network if the programming lineup resembled what it did in the mid-80s before video truly did kill the radio star. Of course, given the completely crap state of popular music that is a direct result of said homicide, I'm not sure today's music videos themselves would hold much interest for me.

It's something of a catch-22. Promote the music video as a new art form. It catches on and has some rather cool representatives that push boundaries. Unfortunately, then it gets "cool" and becomes less about the art and more about selling faces and bodies. The relevance of said art form completely devolves and disappears as a result.

Admittedly, I do maintain the opinion that Rocky IV is one of the greatest music videos ever made, so I'm not sure what that says about the music video as art.

Respect your elders, kids.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at August 5, 2010 9:44 PM

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A 35+ year old female who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can

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waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross

her path. "Man is cougar's number one prey"

Posted by: ashly at August 5, 2010 9:50 PM

Sara, you're as old as I am! You watch Matlock, too?

Matlock? I don't care for that young man myself.

I wish I lived in Texas or Louisiana so I could just shoot the kids on my lawn.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at August 5, 2010 10:35 PM

Raise your hand if you can remember JD Roberts on The New Music.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at August 5, 2010 1:58 PM

My hand is raised, Mrs. J.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at August 5, 2010 10:37 PM

Yo Mtv Raps, Yo!
Talk about game changing. Put hip hop on the map (even before it was called "hip hop") Hadn't quite reached the level of popular culture, when this show was at it's height, but played a major role in making it so. And it was a great show.

Posted by: fast five freddie at August 5, 2010 11:39 PM

I miss "Headbanger's Ball," and that's about all.

Posted by: , at August 5, 2010 11:54 PM

Martha Quinn, too.

Posted by: , at August 5, 2010 11:55 PM

MTV's 4 days older than I. I remember Headbanger's Ball. It introduced me to a lot of music that I still love. Matt Pinfield was a tool though. YO, MTV Raps was my first introduction to rap. 120 minutes was fabulous. I remember the "Justify My Love" controversy. I remember the premier of the heavily, HEAVILY edited "Closer" video. I watched MTV from the age of 8 til it started to suck (i.e. the overkill of stupid shows and TRL). I remember watching MTV nonstop the day Cobain was found dead. Somewhere around 1995-96, MTV started showing a ton of shows and a lack of videos. I remember thinking on 9/11 that that was the first time in a long time that MTV was playing only videos. They were a nice break from the news coverage that was inescapable that day and the following days. I miss old, music video friendly MTV.

Posted by: Melody at August 6, 2010 12:39 AM

MTV has kinda dried up now... but 'back in the day' it was an awesome place to submerge yourself into a world where you're accepted no matter what race, religion etc... everyone is allowed to luv music! I didn't know what kind of music I was into growing up, but MTV helped me decide.... MTV was like my cool babysitter I watched growing up that said: 'You can do whatever you want, everything is accepted here' and they would always promote peace and not war... MTV always stood for what is right and it was all about havin fun....

Yeah sure it dried up a bit when the real world came along, but other great shows came too, like MTV JACKASS! and if you liked movies the MTV movie awards were hilarious! A lot of great came from MTV in my generation which set a standard and won't be forgotten...
ps
I wish I had a lawn...

Posted by: Skideadly at August 6, 2010 3:41 AM

Yup, you're too young to remember when videos where on MTV. That's all I've got....

Posted by: Oh Man at August 6, 2010 4:00 AM

I won't speak about the glory days of MTV (being a 1983 baby I think I may have missed them), but one aspect that I think did disappear, is that once upon a time MTV used to have at least a feigned interest in social causes. I'm not even sure if they still give the Free Your Mind award at the Music Awards. When the Velvet Revolution happened in Prague, the first report of what was happening that we watched was done by MTV, who were there supporting the students.

Of course, I'm European, so my MTV experience is probably very different.

Posted by: fionna at August 6, 2010 5:19 AM

i remember watching the MTV launch in NYC in 1981. i was 9. ten years later, i watched the launch of MTV brasil in Rio.

good times.

so, yeah, it started to suck after the advent of the real world, but how is it that no one has mentioned the genius of celebrity deathmatch?

Posted by: AJ at August 6, 2010 7:59 AM

Nothing daring can stay that way for long unless it remains unsuccessful.

When MTV started, their image was "check us out, we're the voice of youth counter-culture!" After a while, they got very, very popular. Their image changed to "check us out, we're the voice of youth culture!" Finally, they came to a tipping point where the image shifted to "check us out, we dictate youth culture!" at which point, their actual cultural value evaporated.

I remember Nickelodeon the same way (if you don't remember the start of Nickelodeon, shut up.) It too progressed from "We give kids what they want" to "We tell kids what they want" over the course of about a decade.

The 80's were a breeding ground for new stations as cable became mainstream, and those that didn't disappear outright all morphed into either meek, middle-of-the-road entertainment or 500lb gorillas who don't have to respond to viewer tastes because they decide what viewer tastes will be.

Posted by: Wonkey The Monkey at August 6, 2010 11:13 AM

I just have to jump in and say that I was born in '76, Headbanger's Ball was a wonderful glorious thing in it's day and get your lawn out of my dentures.

Posted by: Paul at August 6, 2010 1:19 PM

This recap makes it all the stranger that Austin Stories aired on MTV in 1997. God that show ruled. I guess MTV was the only place for it at the time, but I suppose it wasn't a good fit anywhere, let alone on MTV.

Posted by: icecreammang at August 6, 2010 2:35 PM

I stopped investing my humours in music when those cloudy-eyed Elizabethans stopped caring about what makes a great lutenist, and sold out by playing the corporate melancholic goose. Now, it's all just the same pre-packaged flummery and buboes with no respect for the ars subtilior, various l'homme arme parody masses, or courtly love-centric secular motets. I mean, ugh...do they even KNOW who Wulfstan the Cantor was?

The old programs were so much better too:

Leave It To Pater
Eight is Enough, But Tithe Was Too Many
Monk On A Hot Wood Stake
Wheel Of Conversos
The Spanish Ramada
Pope Versus Anti-Pope
The Grievous Misfortunes of Astro Boy and Astrolabe
To Extract The Truth
Win Ben Stein's Pottage
At Home With Julia's Cockatrice
Heretic Confessions...

...it goes on.

I used to be able to think of two and three-part organa when I though about Notre Dame and I would be secure in knowing that that was a universal truth. Now what has it got? I can't even tell you how many times I had be whipped and walked around the town square twice in the usual fashion for nearly dropping my basket of fish entrails--so enchanted was I by the strange and discordant clashing of parallel-moving melismas over a cantus firmus. I've spent many a day in the ducking stool for not being able to silence my wicked child of Eve tongue, so brazenly allowing it to wander seemingly endlessly over heart stirring classics like, 'Puer natus' or 'Haec dies'. If someone could just tell me what the words mean, it would open up a new realm of understanding for me...the first realm. That 'Dies irae' is a bolting little hussy tune too, hm? Wonder what that could be about?

But that was in the days when people had discerning tastes, ask them about the Guidonian Hand now and you'll quite the inappropriate and saucy response. I'm no one's 'ma'am', I'll prithee tell you that much. And it's not getting any better.

Last Whitsun, I was doing my usual rounds when I found a young fey not five steps away from the margrave's ceremonial piss pot. 'Thou wretch,' I said to him as sweetly as my wiles allowed, 'Wretch!' I repeated, rapping at his doublet and nearly sending his ruff into the very habitated piss pot. At which point the saucy young goat responded, 'yon hag, I shall have you know...', and after that he was all a green willow, weeping, ripping at his codpiece and gnashing the feather in his cap. Anticipating the cruel violence he was about to inflict upon those senses that were designed by our Lord to heareth not but the most devotional missa sine nomine, I was not able to escape his moanings in time to prevent mine own affliction (both of my wooden legs having caught the palsy some time past)I could do nothing but endure his half-rhymes. His love seemed once to him so docile like an unspoiled isle, but some sort of further inspection revealed her crueller than Scylla.' He followed this with fourteen continuous minutes of sighing, only interrupting himself to incorrectly realise the figured bass of his lute score.

I had to admit there seemed a true and sinful sentiment to his lamentations. Presently, I laid down my wares of the day of candied quince and eel cloacas to offer some consolation to this struck little cur. I asked him, 'Sinful wretch, what is this song that you play to your augmented fancies?'

As a response, he informed me of a most beautiful but cruel lady of Burgundy whose fine eyes with their immolating gaze took union with a pretty mouth now twisted into mockery of my love of and musicianship.' It seemed that this lady and her obedience court coiterie had sharp words for his tuning skills, calling his just and mean intonation 'gamey'. Even her hated betrothed/uncle could draw a tear from those ducts so unrelentingly dry to his own attempts when his ravaged fingers chanced upon a clavichord--and he was 63! And he had lost six of his fingers in the great Bonfire of the Arsonists.

He continued: 'Spurned again by truest and most heartless love, I resolved myself to diseased prospect of being forced to live out the remainder of my days giving myself over to the royal attendants employed by me, first in line to the throne. But hope arrived in little more than a word and a slap to my face.'

'You there, with the face of a yaws outbreak--well...well I'm sure that you understand the matter of age in my upcoming nuptuals to my despised betrothed/uncle.'

'Yes, it's all I think about. Every night, the hair shirt that I have my boy wear to perform my penance burns with the torment of knowing that come the next Immaculate Comeuppance, you, my delicate undergrowth, my own Princess Lachrymae will smite my hope and by transitive property, me.'

'Unless...'

'Before she had time to slap me again, she vowed that I could straighten out my well-temperment, we may some day be able to join madrigals...after I killed her uncle betrothed. Oh, flow my tears! How could good conscience allow this? At this point, he had outlived the life expectancy of all of the residents of Yeovil combined, how much longer would he tarry with us in the mortal realm?'

'Must I doubt your devotion? You murder at my will, that is what love is you hashish-addled troubador wannabe!' These were the dulcet tones of she the woman he called his Sweet Ducky. But the rush? 'Yes, there is the issue of age. You see, in one week, I shall be turning nine and I'm feeling my age. I have no time left now but for dynasty-building.'

This humble fish-spinster was intrigued by the tale of this insolent slut, if more than a little disgusted by the lurid details of the tale. Madrigals? So, I spit. I had to, it's vile. And how shall the task be completed I wonder?

'And all I have to do is give him this: His wedding gift from his new bride. Princess Lachymae has already poisoned this lute I've been playing!'

Before the town square could shout 'unclean', and 'trite' and 'easy way out of the story', or 'a big letdown', 'kill the author to death', the explosive pneumatic leprosy meant for the betrothed Iaccoca took hold of my poor, wretched friend.


AND THAT'S WHY WE CAN'T HAVE COLOURED TELEVISION

-I've never seen American MTV before. Seriously. I've heard good things about it, though.

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I remember when MTV started.. 120 Minutes and Headbanger's Ball were awesome.
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