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Florida Bill Seeks to Fund Films With "Traditional Family Values"

By TK | Posted Under Think Pieces | Comments (39)



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If it was gonna happen somewhere, it was gonna be Florida, I suppose.

This isn’t really film news, but it is news about film in general. As many of you know, most states have a film and entertainment department of some sort. In Massachusetts, it’s called the Boston Film Bureau — there is also the Massachusetts Film Office and the Massachusetts Sports and Entertainment Commission. They basically, through tax credits and incentives, attempt to draw filmmakers to the city to film there. It’s how movies like The Departed, Mystic River, and Shutter Island end up being shot on location. The advantage, aside from some free pub for the city, is that it also stimulates the local economies, creates jobs, etc. The principle item for most state film bureaus is tax credits — a gimmick that essentially grants tax breaks in exchange for the boons that come from filming on-site.

Florida is moving in a different direction, apparently. They are currently debating a new tax bill that specifically offers credits and incentives to films that are “family friendly.” If that doesn’t make a giant alarm go off in your head, it should. “Family friendly” in this case is likely a euphemism for films that don’t depict sex, violence, homosexuality, or pretty much anything else that’s a frequent target of the neo-conservative right. In fact, the bill outlines exactly what it means:

A certified production determined by the Commissioner of Film and Entertainment, with the advice of the Florida Film and Entertainment Advisory Council, to be family-friendly…Family-friendly productions are those that have cross-generational appeal; would be considered suitable for viewing by children age 5 or older…and do not exhibit or imply any act of smoking, sex, nudity, nontraditional family values, gratuitous violence, or vulgar or profane language.

In other words, boring movies. Or, I suppose, children’s movies, as long as it doesn’t have any racy, hot-button topics attached to it like interracial dating or excessive gayness.

I’m only half-joking. The thing is, a bill like this is likely to drive away more business than it draws in. It’s a cheap political ploy that will likely ultimately have a negative effect on the local economy, mainly because the language is vague enough that it leaves too much up to discretion. By giving the empowered bodies that much latitude, they can basically shitcan anything they want. The comments being spouted off by the local politicos and talking heads reflect those vagaries (via The Palm Beach Post):

John Stemberger, President of the Florida Family Policy Council claims it would encompass everything from “drug abuse to excessive drunkenness to homosexual families… It’s a good concept to encourage people to produce more quality family entertainment in the state.” Governor Charlie Crist, when directly asked about the possibility of excluding gay-themed films and TV shows from potential credits due to the bill’s defining language, responded by saying, “Let me define it in the positive… A traditional family is a marriage between a man and a woman. That’s traditional.”

Riiiight. State Representative Stephen Precourt says they’re looking to essentially revisit Mayberry — “That’s when I grew up — the ’60s. That’s what life was like. I want Florida to be known for making those kinds of movies: Disney movies for kids and all that stuff. Like it used to be, you know?”

Now, to be clear, this wouldn’t prevent companies from making films or TV shows that are in opposition, thematically or philosophically, to the bill’s author’s ideologies. Just that they wouldn’t qualify for this particular set of credits and incentives. That said, it’s the beginning of a precipitously slippery slope, and one that should make film lovers a little nervous.

The bill hasn’t passed yet, but it’s got a strong chance, with support from both Republicans and a few Democrats. Personally, I think it’s asinine, rife with the possibility for bias, filled with not-so-thinly-veiled homophobia, and ultimately, incredibly misguided. The folks backing it are the same folks who thought the PMRC was a great idea in the ’80s and ’90s — people who think that movies and TV and music has a much stronger effect on people than it actually does. The idea that this will create a movement of films that will hearken back to a kindler, gentler time is ridiculous. Precourt may have fond memories of the ’60s, but for every The Sound of Music, there was also a Psycho. Mayberry was not what life was like — in fact, life was never like that. Life has always been a combination of happy and sad, violent and peaceful, beautiful and terrible. Those qualities are what create the inspiration for art, and always have since the dawn of time. The blithely naive idea that things used to be so much better is one of those horribly misinformed baby boomer concepts that are repeatedly and thoroughly debunked. Life didn’t used to be better. It just used to be different.

Selecting a particular kind of film based on a political philosophy goes against the very basic concept of art and expression. The bill may pass, and they may get a few G-rated films out of it, but it won’t stop R-rated movies from being made, it won’t stop people from watching them, and it won’t ultimately do anything particularly positive for the state of Florida.









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Comments

Well fuck. There goes my plans to film Kramer vs Kramer 2: Mommy and Daddy Still Fucking Hate Each Other in Naples.

Posted by: Julie at March 9, 2010 12:40 PM

Shit like this makes me sorry I'm Republican, truly. Yes, unfortunately it's Flori-DUH and the rampaging assholes who have solid majorities in both houses of the strangely phallic Legislature are too busy with stupid crap like this - which could limit the amount of business that comes into a state with about a $3 Billion hole in the budget.

Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face.

Posted by: The Wanderer at March 9, 2010 12:43 PM

So, if I want to make a film with a thinly veiled yet pervasive racist message I could make it in Florida for less? It fits their criteria.

Posted by: admin at March 9, 2010 12:46 PM

admin, yes. You can create a movie that includes a Stepin Fetchit-style character and I'm sure the assholes in Tallahassee will embrace it as reminiscent of The Good Old Days (tm).

Posted by: The Wanderer at March 9, 2010 12:49 PM

What better place to stand up for "family values" than America's wang.

Posted by: branded at March 9, 2010 12:51 PM

Well, my reboot of "Song of The South" has found a home.

Wait, wait I think one of the crows was gay. Damn it!

Posted by: mrcreosote at March 9, 2010 12:54 PM

Now where am I supposed to film my opus When Smokin' Met geep? Dammit, Florida!

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at March 9, 2010 1:02 PM

Are you kidding me? Mayberry was a perfect description of North Carolina in the 50's and 60's. (White) small town folk learn to deal with typical (white) problems thru the wisdom of the (white) father figure. Good hearty (white) television for good wholesome (white) families. Even the poorest of the poor and the drunkest and the most abusive of the town are still good wholesome (white) people.

If you can find me the black family on either Friends or The Andy Griffith Show, I will give you a dollar.

Posted by: alphawhiskey at March 9, 2010 1:14 PM

There was a black family on Happy Days, and a black girlfriend on Friends. Does that count? I really need the dollar. Funding for the film ya know.

Posted by: mrcreosote at March 9, 2010 1:20 PM

After seeing "Hedwig and the Angry Inch" I'm actually okay with this.

(I'm not, but how often do you get to make a "Hedwig and the Angry Inch" reference)

Posted by: superasente at March 9, 2010 1:29 PM

Dammit! My favorite movies always include either conflicted, sexually confused characters or significant amounts of gratuitous violence. Or both.

(You know Brad Pitt and the Bear Jew had a thang goin')

Posted by: esme at March 9, 2010 1:39 PM

Let me define it in the positive: Charlie Crist is a tool and a closet case. Oh, sorry. That wasn't positive. Oh well, too late now. ;)

Posted by: Maxine Dangerous at March 9, 2010 1:40 PM

Was there a rise in the number of violent, gay-themed, naked or vulgar movies being shot in Florida? Was the mayor of Pensacola like, "Jeebus Christ, if I have to drive 3 blocks out of my way ONE MORE TIME so that these Hollywood fat cats can use my block to shoot 'Gay Sex Thugs 4,' Ima gonna scream!"? Was the city of Jacksonville turning into a pitchfork-wielding mob because someone wanted to film "Heroin: The Series" there?

Goddamn, Florida. Just calm the fuck down, already.

Posted by: Your Mom at March 9, 2010 1:41 PM

"That’s when I grew up — the ’60s. That’s what life was like."

Like they said in Field of Dreams -- "No, I think you had two fifties and moved right into the seventies."

Posted by: Todd at March 9, 2010 1:43 PM

The idea that this will create a movement of films that will hearken back to a kindler, gentler time is ridiculous. Precourt may have fond memories of the ’60s, but for every The Sound of Music, there was also a Psycho. Mayberry was not what life was like — in fact, life was never like that. Life has always been a combination of happy and sad, violent and peaceful, beautiful and terrible. Those qualities are what create the inspiration for art, and always have since the dawn of time. The blithely naive idea that things used to be so much better is one of those horribly misinformed baby boomer concepts that are repeatedly and thoroughly debunked. Life didn’t used to be better. It just used to be different.

Extremely well said, TK. I wish I could get my mom to accept this idea.

Posted by: JustBill at March 9, 2010 1:46 PM

I hope filmmakers go out of their way to NOT film in Florida if this passes. No matter what type of film they are making.

What idiots.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at March 9, 2010 1:48 PM

Now according to Florida, this movie should be about a happy white family of five with a dog, two car garage (with two Hummers), white picket fence, who go to church every Sunday and vote for the GOP every November. Daddy proudly owns five guns (but never uses them), Mommy has never had an abortion, all the kids love each other all of the time and nobody ever says a bad word, fights, reads evil books, watches filthy TV shows or movies or listens to the Devil's music.

.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzz......

Well at least that what it looks like on the outside.

In reality, Daddy's been in the closet for years and secretly schtupping Gordon the local barista, Mommy's been in denial by pounding down Harvey Wallbangers with breakfast lunch & dinner and the only Hummers are the ones she hastily give the neighbors at their annual Labor Day cookout, Forsythe Jr's been dating "one of them colored girls" and is applying to Columbia University in the fall, Becky the middle child has been learning Spanish and planning to join the Peace Corps after high school, Sam's been selling pot to save up for a road trip to Aspen and Lester the Dog has been raping the neighborhood cats every evening when he goes out for his post-dinner dookie. Every Sunday Reverend Mike speaks about how God "hates commies, liberals, fagots and Muslims"....just not in so many words. Later he is found dead from coffee spiked with antifreeze.

One of these two scenarios is far more interesting than the other. Unfortunately it is far less likely to get funding. I guess the people holding the purse strings would rather have a sanitized facade promoting their political propaganda rather than art that could risk fracturing their fragile sense of reality. It's funny how we mock other countries when it happens over there. Now we might not need a passport to see it firsthand.

Posted by: bleujayone at March 9, 2010 1:50 PM

On the other hand: Does this mean CSI: Miami gets cancelled?

Posted by: FabMax at March 9, 2010 1:55 PM

What's truly crazy is that the so-called "classic Disney" animated films won't pass this BS litmus test. Really, think about it--Pinocchio (single gay man raising an adopted child), Cinderella (stepparent & stepsiblings, child abuse, foot fetish), Bambi (mommy killed and eaten, distant father), Snow White (murderous stepmother _and_ an untraditional living arrangement involving one girl shacking up with 7 men) and so on. I suppose Song of the South _would_ pass the test.

Posted by: True_Blue at March 9, 2010 2:07 PM

Seems like this is just a giveaway for Disney.

Posted by: trippdup at March 9, 2010 2:34 PM

It's things like this that make me hate everyone.

"do not exhibit or imply any act of [...] sex"

Hmmm... seems to me that showing babies, children, well... humans implies the act of sex, since we all came into the world as the result of an act of sex. Unless we were mixed up in a test tube and surgically implanted. Wait! Is that a traditional family value?

"gratuitous violence"

What if the violence is totally necessary and non-gratuitous?

"vulgar or profane language"

Well, fiddle-dee-dee. Cocksuckers.

Posted by: MM at March 9, 2010 2:35 PM

Posted by: Jay at March 9, 2010 2:50 PM

Like it used to be, you know?

Why is it I feel like he could have finished that with "When women stayed in the kitchen, Negroes knew their place (the Minstrel show!) and homosexuality was 'just something that happened' one crazy night in college."?

On a related note...Crist is gayer than Sean Hayes but would probably deny it even if you caught him on his knees at a glory hole.

Posted by: Miz Misanthrope at March 9, 2010 2:52 PM

(You know Brad Pitt and the Bear Jew had a thang goin')

I *knew* I liked esme for a reason.

Now if you'll excuse me, BUNK.

Posted by: Anna von Beavershark at March 9, 2010 3:09 PM

That's fucking rich considering the fact that Charlie Crist is gayer than Liberace's entire wardrobe. Bills lke this will pass because dickbags like him are so firmly in the closet that they're crammed into the back corner. This is why I am moving back into my artsy little beach town.

Posted by: stardust at March 9, 2010 3:25 PM

OK, I live in central Florida. I grew up in a little town in central Florida which was EXACTLY like Mayberry back in the 1970s. One of our deputies even looked and sounded like Barney Fife, I kid you not.

However, the town is now a suburb of Orlando. It's all major highways and big hotels, and not the cute little, sleepy town it used to be. It's also half hispanic and half asian. I don't think there are any white or black people who live there anymore except for my parents.

I get where the tax bill is coming from. They want to back everything up to when Disney was old Disney, but they need to grow up. Even Disney grew up and created Jessica Rabbit's bazongas 20 years ago, and there's no going back now.

Posted by: BWeaves at March 9, 2010 3:56 PM

I live in Florida and have spent the majority of my life here. It strikes me as depressing that my state is becoming more in line with rest of the South, meaning conservative backwards fucking hilljacks.

Kinda makes you wanna burn down the orange groves and strawberry patches here, doesn't it?

Posted by: bignick at March 9, 2010 4:10 PM

I already hate the Gators. If this passes, this gives me one more reason to dislike Florida.

Society is not evolving past bigotry nearly fast enough for my taste. Who wants to time-travel a few centuries into the future with me so that we can just skip over all of this idiocy once and for all?

Posted by: DarthCorleone at March 9, 2010 4:31 PM

Oh, silly mortal DarthCorleone! Don't you understand your grisly fate is almost upon you? In a few centuries the EPOCH OF ROBOTS will rule over this planet with a mechanized fist.

I invite you to attempt escape with time-travel, however. You are correct that your characteristic human bigotry will be obliterated by then, but your pathetic shambling flesh bag form will find the fully robotic society most inhospitable and assuredly deadly.

Posted by: DarthCorleone's Robotic Executioner at March 9, 2010 4:38 PM

What is the Bunk for that everyone keeps talking about? What goes on in this bunk?

Something (gasp) unchristian?

Posted by: Name: at March 9, 2010 5:21 PM

In other words you can make a B&W movie from the 1950s, right?

Posted by: John W at March 9, 2010 5:23 PM

I apologize for what Florida has done. Again.

Posted by: Mech5 at March 9, 2010 5:58 PM

It's times like these that I appreciate living in NY, and only going back to Florida for cuddling and sunshine breaks.

Posted by: SaBrina at March 9, 2010 7:09 PM

Society is not evolving past bigotry nearly fast enough for my taste. Who wants to time-travel a few centuries into the future with me so that we can just skip over all of this idiocy once and for all?

Ya know, I've sort of just assumed racism, homosexuality, and bigotry in general would fall by the wayside eventually, but I'm not sure it will ever happen. I mean, I know those things will always be around, I just don't think the time will ever come when people will be too ashamed to talk about them in public, they will be the vast minority, and everything will be OK for the most part.

It's fucking sad.

Posted by: pissant at March 9, 2010 7:44 PM

We should just split the US into two countries like Ghandi did with India. All the assholes could go live in one part and all the chilled people live in the other.

Obviously we'd have to have some kind of option to switch for all the chilled people born in Assholeland and all the assholes born in Chilldoutia.

Then everyone's happy.

Posted by: Jiggles at March 9, 2010 10:46 PM

Dammit. Now I have that "Zippity Doo Dah" song stuck in my head.

Posted by: cinderkeys at March 10, 2010 3:41 PM

Great think piece. Good job on you, TK. But frak Florida politicians and frak this whole frakin' concept. Gross. Sad. Hope they fail.

Posted by: AgoGo at March 11, 2010 2:42 AM

We should just split the US into two countries like Ghandi did with India. All the assholes could go live in one part and all the chilled people live in the other.

Posted by: ejaz14357 at June 20, 2010 3:49 AM

this is good comment posted frm ejazi ..... realy good comment anyhow Now according to Florida, this movie should be about a happy white family of five with a dog, two car garage (with two Hummers), white picket fence, who go to church every Sunday and vote for the GOP every November

Posted by: tariq14639 at July 9, 2010 8:04 AM