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Captain My Captain: He Just Might Get You High Tonight

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Think Pieces | October 24, 2012 | Comments ()


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There's power in a name you know, and as I was rereading The Baroque cycle recently, it occurred to me that the King of Vagabonds, L'emmerdeur, Half-cocked Jack Shaftoe himself is a Captain by trade and is therefore a Captain Jack. If you are quicker than I, you may have made the connection earlier, and if you are less easily impressed than I am by small patterns that may or may not have any meaning, you may have discounted it as an irrelevancy. In any case, at this point, due to the vague similarities in personality, I began mentally reading all of Jack Shaftoe's narration of his own adventures in Johnny Depp's drawl.

Of course there's also Captain Jack Harkness, with a character not completely at odds with the personalities of these two Jacks. And naturally there's the Billy Joel song as well, which even I cannot stretch to fitting any sort of thesis. And as I started to shuffle through web pages, there was the realization that the boat captain on the Booze Cruise episode of "The Office" was also named Captain Jack.

Wikipedia added a few more Captain Jacks to my list:

1. A Hawaiian naval commander.
2. An Indian chief.
3. It's the name of a German Europop band, and their best known single.
4. A 1999 British comedy I've never heard of.
5. An alligator in a single episode of "Leave it to Beaver"
6. An alligator in a single episode of "The Simpsons"
7. Captain Jack Aubrey of Patrick O'Brian's series of naval novels.

But there is no unifying theme of the Captains Jack, no summary of that name's cultural import throughout history. I can't help but have a mental itch that there's some cultural connection, some subtle meme of characterization going on that I can't quite put my finger on. But where there is a perhaps imaginary pattern, one can immediately leap to graphs to try to justify whether the pattern actually exists or not.

I turned to Google Ngram, which if you haven't played with it before, can immediately suck away hours of your life. It is a tool to graph the percentage of whatever words or phrases you input as a function of the total number of words in Google Books for the year in question. All the graphs below embiggen when clicked.

Just to verify that I'm not insane, these first two graphs are instances of the name Jack along with all the other American naval and army ranks (i.e. Admiral Jack, Private Jack, etc.)

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There is no competition. If someone writes about a character named Jack who holds military rank, he will almost certainly be a captain.

Next, I decided to check whether other Captains were as popular, or if Jack was something special. I checked the top ten English language names for men in conjunction with the title Captain (so Captain James, Captain John, etc.). Jack doesn't too well in this comparison. But, Jack is only the 53rd most common name for men in the English language, so the fact that he holds his own in this company (he's the lower purple curve, not the upper one) is still pretty admirable. And when one considers that Jack is a common nickname for both James and John (the top two curves), then Jack is getting more Captainy by the day.

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The lesson? If you want your kid to grow up to be a famous military hero in literature, name him Jack. And since that's a name that swings both genders these days, feel free to give it to your daughters too.


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  • jennp421

    CPT Jack is also a popular marching cadence in the Army (and I would assume the military in general).
    Here is one version:
    Hey, hey Captain Jack
    Meet me down by the railroad track
    With that rifle in my hand
    I'm gonna be a shootin' man
    A shootin' man
    The best I can
    For Uncle Sam
    Hey, hey Captain Jack
    Meet me down by the railroad track
    With that knife in my hand
    I'm gonna be a cuttin' man
    A cuttin' man
    A shootin' man
    The best I can
    For Uncle Sam
    Hey, hey Captain Jack
    Meet me down by the railroad track
    With that grenade in my hand
    I'm gonna be a killin' man
    A killin' man
    A cuttin' man
    A shootin' man
    The best I can
    For Uncle Sam
    Hey, hey Captain Jack
    Meet me down by the railroad track
    With that bottle in my hand
    I'm gonna be a drinkin' man
    A drinkin' man
    A killin' man
    A cuttin' man
    A shootin' man
    The best I can
    For Uncle Sam

  • ruz

    No love for Captain Jack Sparrow?

  • mc-rox

    Cool! Even Captain Jack > Major Tom on this Ngram thingy.

  • Mrs. Julien

    As I maintain The Shameful Tally of historical romance novels genre fiction I read, I have been tracking the names of heroes and "Simon" is the clear winner, followed closely by Sebastian, Alex and/or Harry. Only in fiction, could the name Sebastian be anything but excrutiatingly effete.

  • Neon

    Ah, Mrs Julien ... "genre fiction!" I love it!

  • Samantha Klein

    Lucky Jack Aubrey all the way.

  • Three_nineteen

    Don't know if it helps, but Torchwood actually had two Captains Jack (see ep "Captain Jack Harkness")

  • janetfaust

    Ooooo I love the Baroque Cycle. Who would be your dream-casting for Jack Shaftoe? I would rather see an unknown or little-known actor in that role than a well-known star. At the very least, one of the "that guy" list of moderately-known character actors.

  • Nadine

    You know, as soon as you said 'it means is A captain Jack' I knew exactly what you meant by that, and the kind of character it describes.

  • There will only be one Captain Jack, even though he wasn't really a captain and wasn't actually called Jack. May he rest in peace.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

  • Zirza

    I used to have this CD when I was about nine.

    I need to have a word with my nine year old self.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    Ninja'd.

    Just a warning: It's slightly NSFW.

  • "slightly"? This is as close as my pre-broadband teenage self came to free porn.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    Well, technically, everything is covered up.

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