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An Exhaustive, 600-Word Explanation of the New Breaking Dawn Teaser Poster

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Think Pieces | Comments (21)



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A lot of sites are debuting the first teaser poster for Breaking Dawn: Part I this week, but none of them have really explored all the nuanced facets of the poster. On first blush, sure: There doesn’t look like there’s a lot going on. But these posters are put together by true marketing professionals: The layers are hidden here. You just have to do the hard work of uncovering them. This first teaser poster gives us a lot with which to work.

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Let’s start at the top. The purplish-black color is obviously significant. It suggests bruising. Punishment. Dull throbbing pain. That, of course, sums up Bella’s first sexual encounter with Edward. You can almost feel the deepness of her pain in the dark hues. Look at it too long, and you feel the sensation of a woman’s fingernails clawing at your back.

Moving down to the printed area. Let’s start with the Font. That’s actually a studio created font, but it clearly contains elements of Zephyr and Goudy Old Style, a serif typeface that has some resemblance to classic Italian typefaces, which calls to mind the Volturi, the largest and most powerful coven of vampires in the Twilight Series. They will again play prominent roles in Breaking Dawn.

The words themselves are also meaningful. “The Twilight Saga” lets us know that Breaking Dawn is but a piece of this complex cinematic puzzle. Breaking Dawn, of course, is the fourth book in the Stephenie Meyers’ series, and the title itself alludes to the oncoming sunlight; it’s classic effect on vampires; the punishing (breaking) sex; Bella’s transformation from a normal into a vampire; and, of course, the arrival (via the “breaking” open of Bella’s stomach) of the mutant-vampire-baby-freak Renesmee.

“Part 1” also lets us know that the movie will be broken into two halves (just as Bella will during delivery) and that the studio is gouging its audience for as much as it can before the series ends. It’s separated here by symbols that look like wooden stakes, which of course can be used to kill vampires. They also resemble toothpicks, which can be used to pick out human flesh from a vampire’s teeth.

Moving down, what we notice our stratus clouds, which are typically flat, hazy, and featureless, which are adjectives that have often been used to describe the Twilight series of films. The colors of the clouds are a lighter, bluish purple, and instantly call to mind P.M. Dawn, the American hip hop band formed by Prince Be the Nocturnal (vampires = nocturnal) and J.C. the Eternal (vampires = live forever) and their 1991 mega-hit, “Set Adrift on Memory Bliss.”

Pretty great, right?

Moving down to the bottom of the poster, we see trees. Actually, just the top of the trees. I think the phallic connotations here are obvious. The trees, clearly, are Evergreens, common in Washington state (hence, “The Evergreen State”). Evegreens have leaves during all seasons — they are continuously renewed or is self-renewing, representative of a vampire’s immortality, which Bella will soon inherit.

Finally, there’s the web address at the center bottom, which actually redirects you to http://www.eclipsethemovie.com/worldoftwilight/, which is where you can buy this T-shirt so that you, too, can symbolically know what it feels like to have an infants bloody hand attempt to press its way out of your body.

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That about sums up the teaser movie poster. I’m certain there are more even more subtle clues hidden within, and — like many of you — I will spend the next several hours attempting to decipher them. If you see anything else worth mentioning (and when it comes to Twilight, everything is worth mentioning), please let us know in the comments below.









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Comments

That was a particularly impressive display of sarcasm.

Posted by: Scarecrow Julien at May 25, 2011 11:08 AM

Every time this movie/book gets discussed I am ashamed of myself for having read the series. Granted I hated and complained the entire time, but still. I read it. I would love to go back in time and stop myself. Or get one of those MIB memory easer things so I wouldn't have to know I wasted (fortunately, only) a weekend with these horrific books.
Also, this post was awesome, well played.

Posted by: Nimue at May 25, 2011 11:13 AM

I was going to make an "Aunt Flo" joke at that poster, but then I inexplicably remembered that, through Pajibosmosis, Sunkchest McCubistface apparently has an OB/GYN license and Vaempirian Sections the little Daywalker out.

Posted by: D-Day at May 25, 2011 11:14 AM

Please do not forget to mention that the trees in the bottom corners of the poster are also a subtle nod to the wooden performances of the actors in this and all previous installments of the series. The fact that the trees are evergreen also foreshadows the long life of this miserable series and the ability of the producers to go back to the well again and again and milk as much money as possible out of this damned series.

On an unrelated note, the producers would also like to remind you to keep an eye out for the Director's Cut DVD release of each movie in the series, coming out in December of this year, 2012, 2013, and 2014! Packed with hours of bonus features and making-of featurettes, the DVD also features polystone busts of each character in the movie, hidden in the box! You won't know which one you will get! Collect the whole series of busts by buying hundreds of copies of the Special Edition DVDs, and hope you get lucky enough to assemble the whole collection without bankrupting your college/new house/retirement/children's college fund, as the case may be. Just in time for Christmas!

Posted by: StoatCat at May 25, 2011 11:20 AM

wow

Posted by: dammitjanet at May 25, 2011 11:24 AM

StoatCat, tha's right on wooden performances. Breaking Dawn, maybe morning wood performances. My husband is intrigued by this series but has only seen parts of New Moon. Weirdo.

Posted by: DenG at May 25, 2011 11:30 AM

You're a lucky lady, DenG.

Posted by: StoatCat at May 25, 2011 11:55 AM

Ah, P.M. Dawn. Love them.

Posted by: Todd at May 25, 2011 12:05 PM

Like Nimue, I'm also kind of ashamed for reading the entire series front start to end. I also hated it and snarked about it the whole way through. It was something that I really enjoyed shit-talking. It's just so completely and comprehensively bad that I had to finish it all. And even after all that, I can't even call it So Bad It's Good. Because it's not. So Bad It's Good implies a certain harmlessness and silliness. Twilight is definitely silly, but it's also hugely misogynistic and gross.

I guess what I'm saying is that I have no excuse and I mentally smack myself every time I trash the series because hey! I read it too. And at the end of the day, that doesn't make me any better than the millions that read and genuinely appreciated it.

Posted by: Sassafrass Green at May 25, 2011 1:29 PM

What was true then, still true now.

Christina Applegate, ya gotta put me on.

Posted by: PissBoy at May 25, 2011 1:32 PM

Someone actually got paid to defecate on a Bob Ross painting with the movie's goofball lowercase font in a Photoshop job that looks like it painstakingly took all of 30 seconds to slap together....with real money?

The studio already knows the hoards of Twitards are coming to see this regardless how it's presented. They could have written this sparkle marker on the back of a pizza box. I mean look what they've supported thus far. Obviously quality is something they're not exactly clamoring for.

Good thing Mr. Ross isn't here to see this because if he were those trees would clearly not be happy at all.

Posted by: bleujayone at May 25, 2011 1:45 PM

PissBoy, you're takin' this trip too far.

Posted by: Todd at May 25, 2011 2:08 PM

I don't have the courage to look up a straight rendition of this same exercise elsewhere on the web, because I fear it would be uncannily similar.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at May 25, 2011 2:18 PM

My Sarcasm-o-meter just hit 0.90. Not too bad.

Posted by: The Wanderer at May 25, 2011 2:28 PM

This seriously reminded me of the midterm and final papers I used to have to write in college. Not so much the vampiric parts of it, but more because of the bullshit factor.

Posted by: denesteak at May 25, 2011 2:49 PM

What I just cannot understand is how a series that has repressed sexual tension exploding into awesome sex that causes baby vampires to burst out of stomachs and create vampire civil war could end up being so goddamn spastic.

Posted by: Laurie at May 26, 2011 12:27 AM

I consider myself to be a relative expert of almost all things to do with World of Warcraft. That's why, when I saw this new dailies and events guide, I was pretty surprised. I mean, I can understand a few people maybe wanting a WoW Dailies guide to help them, but the guide seemed very popular.

Posted by: Issac Maez at May 26, 2011 12:08 PM

I consider myself to be a relative expert of almost all things to do with World of Warcraft. That's why, when I saw this new dailies and events guide, I was pretty surprised. I mean, I can understand a few people maybe wanting a WoW Dailies guide to help them, but the guide seemed very popular.

Posted by: Carroll B. Merriman at May 26, 2011 12:32 PM

i still love this series no matter what
it's a breath of fresh air compared to the other vampire stories iv'read who claim immortality is a curse and all vampires are doommed to hell.
it was great to see Mormon vampires that hopefully do go to heaven for a change and don't call immortality a curse

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