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Norman Reedus Can Handily Defeat Douchbag Hoverboarding Zombies, But Fans Who Bite Are Terrifying

By Cindy Davis | The Walking Dead | February 24, 2016 |

By Cindy Davis | The Walking Dead | February 24, 2016 |


Sure, this past Sunday’s Walking Dead episode ran a little light, leaning more toward the Rick and Daryl comedy hour (with a side of Jesus) than anything else. It was good to take a break from the heart-pounding threat of a nasty killer who wants to wipe out the group, never mind the walkers themselves — who vary between springing out of nowhere with a surprise shoulder bite, and clumsy lopers it barely takes an effort to put down. As Canada’s National Post observes, the show has always been a bit idiotic and yet still, we love it. So, enjoy watching Norman Reedus discover a van with a bunch of mysteriously empty hoverboard boxes (not unlike Amazon’s cupboards since the government declared them unsafe), then discover rolling walkers are even easier to kill.

I kinda want to see a variation on this play out in an upcoming episode.

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Now, if it’s real fear you’re looking for, just listen to Reedus tell the story of that fan who bit him.


“Sometimes I like to pretend we’re married.”

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People! DO NOT BITE YOUR BELOVED ACTORS, IT FRIGHTENS THEM.

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Cindy Davis, (Twitter)