Welcome to the Author Archive for Vivian Kane
Sorry 'Mrs. Doubtfire,' Mara Wilson Has No Interest in Your Silly Sequel
Joel McHale Learns Why You Should Never Let Billy Eichner Lock You In A Human Bowling Ball Cage
Jenji Kohan Promises to Put More Dongs in 'Orange Is the New Black' Season Two
DJ Tilda Swinton Will Rock Your Goddamn Socks Off
Dax Shepard's Brad Pitt Obsession Is At Sloth-Level Intensity
Jon Hamm Wants to Tell Us All About His Big O
Rust Cohle's Family Circus Exposes the Darkest Corners of Your Colored Penciled Soul
A Good Old Fashioned Walk & Talk: Amy Schumer and Josh Charles Nail that High-Stakes Sorkin-Spun Fast Food Drama
Billy Eichner Will Go Full Hulk on Your 'Passion of the Christ'-Hating Ass
What Does Darth Vader Sound Like On Helium? Like Kristen Schaal, Apparently.
And the Tears Keep Flowing: Another Philip Seymour Hoffman Trailer
Harrison Ford's 12 Most Delightfully Crotchety Answers From His Reddit AMA
Neil Patrick Harris Took Out His Trouser Snake to Promote 'Hedwig and the Angry Inch'
'A Most Wanted Man' Is a Bittersweet Gift from Philip Seymour Hoffman
'The Giver' Adaptation Just Got Slightly Less Awful
Nicolas Cage Describes the Methods Behind the Nic Cage School of Acting
Jimmy Kimmel Gets People to Tell Drake How Terrible Drake Is
Alison Brie and Adam Scott Had a Party and None of Us Were Invited
Where My Ladies At? Lego Edition!
'Decoding Annie Parker' Trailer: Blinded By the Glory of Aaron Paul's Luscious Mane
Who Is the Last Person in the World You'd Want to Take Relationship Advice From? Well, That Person Just Got His Own Dating Show.
'Alan Partridge' Review: Small Fish in a Shallow Pond
Life Would Be Infinitely Better If We All Did Things 'The Swanson Way'
Amanda Palmer Gives the Year's Worst Tweets the Musical Treatment They Deserve
'Wish I Was Here' Trailer: Is Zach Braff Remaking 'Garden State'?
The New Red Band Trailer Just Moved 'Neighbors' to the Top of the 'Want to Be Watching Right Now' List
'New Girl' Promises to Lighten Up, But Is That Really a Good Thing?
A Heartening Follow-Up to That Kate Mulgrew Debacle
New 'X-Men: Days of Future Past' Cross-Promotion Shows That Carl's Jr. Loves Mutants, Just Hates Women
Jon Favreau's 'Chef' Trailer is 2 1/2 Minutes of Food Porn
Today's Brain Stabber: Kate Mulgrew Tries to Tell Us The Sun Revolves Around the Earth, NASA Is Made of Conspiracies, And God Likes Us Better Than Aliens
Warning: Super Cuddly Darth Vader May Cause Brain Breakage
'Dom Hemingway' Review: Who Knew a Drunken Romp With Jude Law Could Be So Boring?
'Star Wars Episode VII' Is Being Made Memento-Style (This Does Not Bode Well)
You Really Don't Want to See Seth Rogen's Completely NSFW Selfie. Seriously, Don't Even Click This Link.
Keith Olbermann's Letterman Tribute Is Perfection
Robin Williams Hates Everything, Including Mila Kunis, Peter Dinklage, and Melissa Leo
Imagine a Typical Adam Sandler RomCom. Whatever You're Picturing, That's 'Blended.'
Bryan Cranston Doesn't Want to Let 'Breaking Bad' Go Any More Than the Rest of Us
If You Thought Alison Brie Couldn't Get Any Better, You Haven't Seen Her in Cake Form
Brad Pitt Is Using His Powers For Good, With a Movie About the Steubenville Rape Case
Wil Wheaton Wants to Bring the Sci-Fi Back to SyFy
Stephen Colbert Makes Amends the Only Way He Knows How: With Over-the-Top Tongue-in-Cheek Offensiveness
Brittany Murphy's Last Movie Is Finally Being Released and it... Looks Pretty Terrible
The Rifftrax Guys Will Take on 'Sharknado' With Their Snark. It's a Snarknado
Amazon Announces Their New Line Up: All I See Is Gael García Bernal and a Duplass
'Wolverine!' the Musical Needs to Happen and It Needs to Happen Now
Joss Whedon Preemptively Apologizes to the Residents of Seoul for Messing Up Their CIty
Ken Burns Has Run Out of Subjects, Lands on Eugene Mirman
Joan Rivers Completely Breaks Jimmy Fallon for Seven Glorious Minutes
Are We One Step Closer to Six Seasons and a 'Community' Movie?
There Is Only One Word to Describe the 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Trailer
Scandal's Columbus Short Arrested on Felony Charges, And It's Not the First Time
Suits and Leather: An Official Look at Fox's 'Gotham'
Jimmy Carter Tell Stephen Colbert He'll Become a Catholic When a Female Priest Asks Him to Join Her Church
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are 'Consciously Uncoupling,' Managing to Make Even a Breakup Sound Pretentious
Aubrey Plaza Shows Us The Dark Side of Ring Pops
Idris Elba Will NOT Be a Part of 'Jurassic World' Because Even Dinosaurs Can't Handle That Level of Sexy
Play the New Game: 'Who Is Elisabeth Moss Talking About?' Fred Armisen vs. Scientology Edition
This Child's Cursing Tirade Is the Reminder We All Need That Life is a Beautiful Flower
Is Vincent Kartheiser Auditioning to Take On the Role of Rust Cohle, Or Do You Think He's Just Working Through Some Stuff?
'Marry, Date, Incarcerate' Is the Most Fun You Can Have At a Women's Prison
The 'Orphan Black' Season Two Posters Are Brain-Twistingly Cool
If Anyone Can Save 'Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.' It's Patton Oswalt
Nick Offerman's Huge Penis Is Getting in the Way of His Acting Career
Mindy Kaling Channels Her Inner Paul Giamatti
Do We Have Joel McHale to Thank For Saving 'Community'?
Leslie and Ron Sitting in a Tree: Highlights From the 'Parks and Recreation' PaleyFest Panel
Jennifer Lawrence's Deleted 'American Hustle' Scene Will Scrub Away Your Pain
'The Giver' Trailer Turns Your Childhood Memories Into Every Other Bland Action Movie
Trying to Make Sense of Judd Apatow's 'Trainwreck' Cast Makes My Brain Hurt
Tale As Old As Time: A 90s 'TGIF' Love Triangle
Sofia Coppola's 'Little Mermaid' is Likely to Be a Lot Kinkier Than the Version You Grew Up With
Prison Wives and Whiny Narcissism: Highlights from the 'Orange Is the New Black' PaleyFest Panel
Kevin Spacey Can Be an 'Arrogant SOB' If He Damn Well Wants To
Ranking the Hair of SXSW
Now You Can Watch 'Rick and Morty' in 15-Second Bursts
Shailene Woodley Is All About The Lady Love
Rooney Mara's Tiger Lily: The Girl With the Meaningless Tribal Tattoo
Gordon Keith Asks Kristen Bell About Her Amazing Tit...ular Roles
The 'Harmontown' Drinking Game Will Destroy Your Liver But Caress Your Heart
'Chef' Is the Jon Favreau Autobiography You Never Asked For
Idris Elba Will Make Shere Khan the Sexiest Tiger Ever
Academy Members Didn't Actually Watch 12 Years a Slave, Probably Used a Drunken Darts Method Instead
The 'Annie' Trailer is a Shot of Cute, Straight to the Heart
Anna Kendrick's Oscar Weekend Diary Proves She's JUST LIKE US!
It Would Be Weird if Emily Ratajkowski WASN'T in the 'Entourage' Movie
All Your Favorite Scenes From Clueless, Condensed into One Australian Rapper's Music Video
Adam Scott's Three Minute Long Thronegasm Will Have You Begging For More
Jimmy Fallon and The Roots Pour Their Adorable Magic All Over 'Frozen'
Ian Somerhalder and Norman Reedus Had a Better Weekend Than Any of Us
Sarah Jones: The Glaring Afterthought to Last Night's 'In Memoriam' Tribute
It's a 'Grown Ups 2' Shutout! Results from The Razzies
A Marshmallow Appetizer: The First Two Minutes of the 'Veronica Mars' Movie Are Here!
Kristen Bell Stars in the Least Informative Making-Of Video Ever
Win Your Oscar Party Potluck With These Academy Award Winning Food Puns
The Man Who Shaped Your Childhood Comes Out of Hiding to Draw Butts
Seth Rogen's Raw, Moving Speech to Congress Totally Makes Up For 'The Green Hornet'
Given the Choice Between Singing and Beer, Anna Kendrick Chooses Beer, Duh
Is This the Face That Launched a Thousand Spaceships?
Key & Peele Join the Cast of 'Fargo' Because Magic Is Real and Dreams Do Come True
Patton Oswalt Will Make Terrible Movies... Differently Terrible
This Is What Happens When You F**k With Philip Seymour Hoffman's Memory
Watch David O. Russell Play With His Phone, Babble About a Spider, and Talk About Making Jennifer Lawrence Cry
Oscar Presenter Dream Pairings
Twitter Meltdowns: Ruining Your Favorite Actors for You Since 2006
Your 'Veronica Mars' Countdown Has Begun
'The Hapley Group': NBC's Attempt at Getting You to Not Forget About Them
Krysten Ritter in Space!
Lena Dunham Addresses That Whole Jezebel Clusterf*ck
Matthew McConaughey Has His Oscar Speech Ready to Go
Need a Best Picture Refresher? These Adorable Children Have Got You Covered
Back From the Dead? Bryan Fuller Wants to Fill the Pie-Shaped Hole in Our Hearts
How Many People Are Watching House of Cards? F U, That's How Many
Jerry O'Connell Is Really, Really #SORRY For... Stuff
Back From the La Mancha Graveyard: Terry Gilliam Is Resurrecting Don Quixote
Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres: Rap Superstars
17 Year Old Prince Is Cooler Than You Will Ever Be
Benedict Cumberbatch Knows You Think He Looks Like an Inbred Otter, Is Cool With It
Ellen Page's Coming Out Speech Is a Thing of Beauty
LEGO Movie Outtakes: Everything Is -- Dammit, What's My Line?
Kate Mara Feels Obama Watching, Judging
Ranking the New Amazon Pilot Season
Here is 'Friday Night at The Luncheonette': The Best 2 1/2 Minutes of Your Day
Alison Brie's First Sex Scene Was a Mountain of Gross
Meet the New Voice of the Modern Woman
Retract the Claws and Grab Your Tap Shoes, It's Gonna be a Helluva Show
House of Cards Against Humanity Is a ___________ For Your ___________.
'Friday Night at the Luncheonette': A Crossover of Brain-Melting Proportions
George Takei vs. Baby Goose
This 'Breaking Bad' Look Back Video Will Make That Whole Annoying Trend Worth It
Move Over, 'Citizen Kane.' 'Zombeavers' is the Most Important Cinematic Experience of All Time
How Many F*cks Does Felicia Day Give About What You Think of Her Haircut?
Charlie Sheen Hurls His Crazy Into the Void
If These Were Your Siblings You Wouldn't Even Care That They're ALWAYS MESSING WITH YOUR STUFF
Zooey Deschanel Wants to Be the President of Television
Aimee Mann Will Cure What Ails You
The Hipster Supervillain We've All Been Waiting For
Cameron Crowe Gives Us a Window into the Brilliance of Philip Seymour Hoffman
Tiny, Adorable Pink Warriors, We Salute You
Your Favorite Eye-Rolling Amazon Goes Full Rom Com