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ursula-scully.jpg Ursula Scully, Staff Contributor: Ursula is a Staff Contributor for Pajiba. She is fluent in The X-Files, a dead language very much like Latin, only more prestigious. She lives in Chicago and loves potatoes very much. You can follow her on Twitter.








Charlie Sheen Once Brought A Hooker To Thanksgiving Dinner, Because Of Course He Did


Isn't 'I Have A Plan For That' The Best Campaign Slogan Ever? (It Is.)


Joe Biden Thinks Dick Cheney Is a 'Decent Man.' Uh, Yeah: We're Going to Agree to Disagree On That Joe


I Really Hope This Photo Is Just Dany And Jon Checking Their Christmas Lights Display


'The Adventures of Brienne & Lyanna' Has A Nice Ring To It, No?


Voldemort Is A . . . Democrat?


TV’s 'The Bachelor' Thinks Women Should Throw Out Their 'Gross' Period Underwear


Harambe Is Trending Because Of Elon Musk. Are We Sure We Want To Put Him In Charge Of Space Stuff?


We're More Than Ready For Selina Meyer's Return


Emilia Clarke Reveals She Had A Brain Aneurysm


I'm Getting Way Ahead Of Myself Here, But Cory Booker And Rosario Dawson Would Make A Stunning First Couple


Once Again Meghan McCain Displays A Complete Lack Of Nuance And Understanding


Barstool Is The Worst, Full Stop


This Photo Could Literally Be Eligible for the Cover of an Issue of AARP Magazine


Where Would This Country Be Without White Men to Solve Racism?!


He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not *Amazon Tears Off All The Petals*


Jeff Bezos Puts Pecker in A(mazon) Prime Pickle


The Breathtaking Stupidity of the Trump Family Never Fails to Surprise


Rachel Maddow Follows the Indictment Breadcrumbs Straight to Donald Trump, Jr.


There is Something Super Sketchy Going on with Jared Kushner's Security Clearance


Cardi B Loves Her Grandma Very Much


Trump Told Chris Christie He Wasn't Fired But Made Part Of A 'Larger Team' 😂


Asked About the Kevin Hart Situation, Terry Crews Continues to Be Perfect


Say Hello To The 116th Congress


Michael Cohen's Cell Phone GPS Data Puts Him In Prague For Russia Meeting


It Took 11 Months and 20 Days, But the Internet Has Finally Composed the Worst List of 2018


Dax Shepard Did Not Cheat on Kristen Bell, Says Dax Shepard


Hannah Gadsby Calls Out the Jimmys and Other 'Good Men'


The Marvelverse All But Done on Netflix as 'Daredevil' Has Been Cancelled


Kit Harrington Already Has An Alleged Russian Mistress


Racist Barbie Will Pass Go. Will Collect...30 Million


Rules Were Meant To Be Broken, Particularly Jonathan Franzen's Rules


Adam Driver May Have a Secret Love Child and You'll Never Guess Who the Mother Is (Spoiler: His Wife)


At Least Pete Davidson Has a Good Sense of Humor About It


Pipe Bomb Investigation Moves To Florida


All Hail Rihanna


Since Cap America Retired, Fighting Nazis Will Be...Taylor Swift's Job?


Godspeed, Cap (RIP)


Two Women Have Accused Tom Brokaw of Unwanted Sexual Advances


Today's Pajiba Love Has Everything: Donald Trump, Russian Hookers, Michael Cohen, and Prison Rape


Donald Trump Hangs Another Cabinet Member Out to Dry


Casting for the 'IT' Sequel is Coming Together Perfectly, and Wow! That 'NY Daily News' Trump Headline!


God Help Us If Sean Hannity Declares 'Victory' After Jimmy Kimmel Apologizes for Role in Feud


WHY WOULD YOU EVEN JOKE ABOUT KILLING DOBBY?


Jon Hamm Publicly Addresses The Violent Hazing Incident That Got His Frat Shut Down in College


The Way Meghan Markle Dumped Her First Husband Was Ice Cold


Another Hollywood Split Breaks Our Damn Hearts


Ben Affleck is 'Fine,' 'Ren & Stimpy's' Creator is Not, and 'Deadwood' Ain't Happening


Trump's Former Mistress Gives Interview to CNN, Says that Trump Compared Her to Ivanka


'The X-Files' Season 11 Sh*tshow of a Finale Struggles To Successfully Wrap Up Series


Celebrities And Their Animal Doppelgängers


Vanessa and Don Trump Jr. Are Officially Getting a Divorce, and We Have a Lot of Conflicting Feelings


'The X-Files' Nothing Lasts Forever Indeed


Line Up, Ladies: Donald Trump Jr. May Be Single Again (and Elon Musk Should Be)


Hollywood Dude Bros Ben and Matty Try To Salvage Their Reputations


Netflix Scores Big With Obama Show


International Women's Day Pajiba Love


'The X-Files' Will Not Suffer A Witch To Live


Ben Affleck Is Living Up to That Tragic Middle-Life Crisis Stereotype, Isn't He?


'X-Files' Recap: Mulder And Scully Are Now Ready For Jitterbug Phones


Armie Hammer is Sexist and Petty, and The Nation's Leading Kook Is the Latest Casualty of the MeToo Movement


JLaw (And Meryl Streep) Call Out Weinstein, and Teachers Respond to Trump's Suggestion They Strap Up


You Want the Bad News About Jennifer Aniston, or the Bad News For Donald Trump First?


Women Should Get Their Own Unique Stories, But A Female Bond Is Also Good


Vanessa Trump Taken To Hospital After Opening An Envelope Containing White Powder


'Silicon Valley' Star Handles MeToo Question ... Let's Say, Inelegantly


'X-Files' Recap: All Meow And No Bite


Trump's 'Bombshell' Information Is A Dud and JLaw's 'Red Sparrow' Looks Terrible


What Movie Transformed You From A Child Into An Adult?


Asked About Aziz Ansari, Amy Schumer Makes the Best of a No-Win Situation


Are We Finally Done with the William Storyline on 'The X-Files'?


Donald Trump Tried to Have Bob Mueller Fired (Surprising No One)


'The X-Files' Recap: Darin Morgan Indulges In Nostalgia (and Fake News)


The Judge In the Larry Nassar Case Suffers No Fools


Is Margaret Atwood Not The Feminist We Hoped?


'The X-Files' Recap: An Episode For The Shippers


Tahani Al-Jamil, Expert On All Things Gold, Says Consent Should Be A Basic Foundation, Not The Gold Standard 🙌


There are Now Four Films with a 100 Percent Rating on Rotten Tomatoes


From Funny to Furious to Infuriating, The Media Weighs in on Shithole Gate


'The X-Files' Recap: Mulder And Scully Are Back To Their Best Buddy Cop Mode


Donald Trump Gets Off On Banging His Friends' Wives


'The X-Files' Recap: The Truth Is Out There, But Our Struggle Is Here


America's Favorite Couple Spent Christmas Together!


Gal Gadot's ASMR Tingled Pajibaland


Shirtless Adam Driver Is A Joy To All, Even Lin-Manuel Miranda


Now What Dumbass Thing Did Matt Damon Say?


Jesus Matt Damon, Shut the F--k Up, Already


Hey Hollywood, What's The Hold-Up With Woody Allen's Banishment? Tick Tock.


The 'Usual Suspects' Shut Down Production for Two Days Over Kevin Spacey's Inappropriate Sexual Behavior


Chris Evans And Jenny Slate Are Dating Again, Making The World Slightly Less Awful


You’ll Be Back, Soon You’ll See, You’ll Remember You Belong To Me


Pixar Founder John Lasseter Takes Leave of Absence; Rashida Jones Quit 'Toy Story 4'


Jeffrey Tambor Is a Bad Man


The Roy Moore Defenses Have Emerged, And Holy Sh*t


Jeff Sessions Is So F--ked


Anthony Bourdain Calls Out Restaurant 'Meathead Bro Culture'


Kvothe Would Definitely Break Into The National Archives


Emma Stone Is Dating Someone Who Is Not Andrew Garfield and Now Everything Is Terrible


Seriously Bummed I Won’t Ever Get To Be An Obama Wildcat Cheerleader


Trump Finally Called the Widow of a Fallen Soldier ... And, Oh God, He Shouldn't Have


Parts Known: Anthony Bourdain Continues to Skewer Weinstein Enablers and Others


Mueller Might Interview Trump: I Wanna Be In The Room Where It Happens


It's Topsy-Turvy Day: Tim Murphy Resigns From Congress, The NRA Is Open To Regulation


It's Official: Santa Claus Is Dead


I Hate That 'Getting Hillary-ed' Is A Verb Now


Hot Mics, And Missiles, And Right-Wing Outrage, Oh My!


It's Been a Good Day: The DREAMers Are Saved AND Manchild Martin Shkreli Is Headed To Jail


Podcast Recommendations For Marathon Running (Or Dog Walking, I Don't Know Your Life)


Do You Think David Clarke Will Add A Resignation Badge To His Uniform?


Jesus, James Cameron, Just Shut the F**k Up, OK?


What's In A Name? Thoughts On Name-Calling And Food


The Donald Trump Translatornomitron 3000


IKEA Is Not Only Known for Affordable Furniture and Delicious Meatballs, But for Outfitting Jon Snow in 'Game of Thrones'


Mitch McConnell Delivers a Double Dose of F**k You To Trump


Take Back The House, 2018 Edition


A McDonald's Employee Could Easily Afford Donald Trump's Idea of What Health Insurance Is


Fox News, Unhinged: 'What's Happening Right Now Is a Coup Against the Wealthy'


Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Justin Theroux


YOU'RE GODDAMN PONDSCUM AND NO ONE CARES HOW YOU FEEL, JOSH DUGGAR


Backfire Effect And How Not To Be A Dick


Cited for 13 Health Code Violations, Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago Could Use a Few New Cooks in the Kitchen






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