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tori-preston.jpeg Tori Preston, Deputy Editor: Tori Preston spent a decade working in film and television, then gave it all up to move to Vermont and complain about the cold. Along the way she became the Deputy Editor here in Pajiba Land! Fun Fact: Tori has no idea what a "Deputy Editor" is or does. She rarely tweets here but she promises she reads all the submissions for the "Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything" column at [email protected].








Will The Live-Action 'Dumbo' Be As Emotionally Scarring As The Original?


Marvel's Kevin Feige Agrees: 'Black Panther' Really Is The Best, And Ms. Marvel Is Next


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Let Us Touch You In Your Feelings


We Didn't Know How Much We Needed The Budding Friendship Between Agent Cooper And Chief Hopper


'Westworld' Season 2, Episode 8: Whether Or Not The Robots Have Feelings, At Least The Show Finally Does


Trailers You Missed: Your Weekly Dose of Keanu


Review: 'Ocean's 8' Is Fine, But Cate Blanchett Is FINE


Oh, You Know, Just A Story About Questlove Collecting Money Given To Him By Prince


Nature's Nightmares: Snake Bites, Squid Sperm, And P*ssed Off Peacocks


Mitchell Hurwitz Opens Up About Tambor/Walter Incident, Maybe Kinda Gets It Now?


'The Addams Family' Lines Up A Perfect Voice Cast, Yet Continues To Not Be Live-Action


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: On Writing, Not Writing, Wanting To Write, And All The Places In Between


Oh, Just Some Middle-Aged White Guys We Can't Get Enough Of


'Westworld' Season 2, Episode 7: Bernard's New Brain-Buddy, Maeve's Revenge, And Charlotte's Delicious Tears


What To Stream This Weekend: Baby Charlize Theron!


Trailers You Missed: So Jennifer Garner Is Lady Frank Castle, Yeah?


'American Animals' Is Part True Crime Doc, Part Heist Flick... But Mostly It's A Masterpiece


Questionable Fashion: We Know The Dark Secret At The Heart Of Balenciaga's New Shirty-Shirts Shirts


Everybody Loves Michael B. Jordan, Jason Bateman is... Fine, And Other Revelations From The Hollywood Reporter's Drama Actor Roundtable


The Only Real Winner Of The Roseanne Meltdown is... Tom Arnold?


If The Phrase 'Forbidden Bacon' Sends A Shiver Down Your Spine, Thank Reddit


Let David Tennant, An Excellent Keytar, And A Good-Looking Suit Give You Faith In TV Again


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: How To Infiltrate A Group Of Strangers... As Long As They Aren't Loud Chewers


'Westworld' Season 2, Episode 6: Fates And The Cradle


Trailers You Missed: We're Still Processing It Too, Sean Astin


What To Stream This Weekend: Oh Hey, Natalie Dormer!


'You're not getting my Louis Vuitton': Is This A Bag To (Literally) Die For?


Et Tu, Morgan Freeman?


But What If 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' Got That 6th Season Save So That Rosa Could Kiss Gina Rodriguez... Or At Least, A Girl?


OK, But How Excited Would You Be If Donald Glover Joins 'Black Panther 2'?


David Cross Executes The Perfect Walk-Off On 'The Late Show With Stephen Colbert'


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Do Not Use Facebook As A Paternity Test


'John Wick 3' Is Going Casting Crazy Today, Starting With Halle Berry ...


'Westworld' Season 2, Episode 5: Shogun World, DoppelBots, and Maeve's Special Powers


Review: Netflix's 'Cargo' Presents An Emotionally Exhausting Zombie Apocalypse


Review: 'Book Club' Is The Perfect '50 Shades Of Grey' Movie... But It's Still Not Actually That Good


Trailers You Missed: 'The Happytime Murders' Ain't Your Momma's Muppets


John Travolta Responds To #MeToo Movement With A Pile Of Nonsense Words


Terrence Howard's Superfans Are A Horror Show. Literally.


Bears Have Cleverly Disguised Themselves As Dogs, And Now We're Seriously F*cked


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Don't Let Potato Skins & Snot Rags Ruin Your Marriage. Or Whatever.


'DuckTales' Is Back, Lin-Manuel Miranda Is Great, And These Things Are Not Unrelated


Making Sense of This Week's Episode of 'Westworld'


What To Stream This Weekend: What Fresh Hell Is This?


Review: Melissa McCarthy's 'Life of the Party' Is A Kegger With Heart


Trailers You Missed: Cher Is Grandma Goals Now


Netflix's 'Psychokinesis' Is The Answer To Superhero Fatigue


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: What Happens When Integrity Gets In The Way Of Getting Paid?


'Westworld' Season 2, Episode 3: About That Tiger ...


What To Stream This Weekend: If You Remix It, Will They Come?


Trailers You Missed: Gaze Upon The Face Of Your New Robin Hood


5 Marvel Comics To Read While You Process Your Feelings About 'Avengers: Infinity War'


A Brief History Of Zachary Levi Meaning Well And Also Missing The Point


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Um, Your Kid's School Sounds Like A Dick ...


Elizabeth Olsen Has Thoughts On Her Scarlet Witch Corset ...


'Westworld' Season 2, Episode 2: Basically, Sexy 'Silicon Valley' or Something?


All The Totally Real, 100% Accurate 'Infinity War' Spoilers Nobody Is Talking About... Except Us


Trailers You Missed: Luke Cage, Throwin' Tires Around Like What


Questionable Fashion: They're Sneakers. But For Elves? Or Something?


In Last Ditch Effort To Make The Film Franchise Relevant, 'Star Trek' Lets A Woman Take The Helm


'Legion' Chapter 12: David Mansplains Syd to Syd


What Could Be Worse Than the 'Thank You' Tattoo Reportedly at Blow-Job Eye Level Above Alex Pettyfer's Junk?


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: How Do You Get Over Being Cheated On?


Letitia Wright Won The 'Avengers: Infinity War' Premiere


'Westworld' Season 2 Premiere: Multiple Timelines and Full Frontal Male Nudity are Both Making a Comeback This Season


Don't Tell Matt LeBlanc, But The Friends On 'Friends' Don't Sound Like Very Good Friends At All ...


Trailers You Missed: What A Buncha Maniacs


Review: 'Super Troopers 2' Provides Plenty Of Fan Service To The Fans That Paid For it


'The Joel McHale Show With Joel McHale' Brings Fake Reddit Stories To Glorious Life


There's A (Very Sad) Reason It Took So Long For Janelle Monáe To Finish Her New Album


Lola Kirke Claps Back At Misogynistic 'New Yorker' Film Review


'Legion' Chapter 11: They're Probably Just Effing With Us, Now


What's Contaminating Your Counterfeit Makeup? (Hint: It Might Be Poop)


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Sleepless Kids And Dog Poop* (*Unrelated)


'Westworld' Co-Creators Jonathan Nolan and Lisa Joy Talk Marriage and #MeToo


Yes, There Are Villains in 'Avengers: Infinity War' Other Than Thanos. Yes, Carrie Coon Plays One Of Them


Tolkien White Guy Martin Freeman's Fear Of Choking Is Relatable AF


Red Wine Infused With Cold Brew Coffee: A Serious Pajiba Investigation


Trailers You Missed: What Does James Franco Have On Lucy Liu?


Questionable Fashion: Welcome To The Future Nobody Asked For


Justice For Wiebe! Over A Decade After 'The King Of Kong', Billy Mitchell Finally Stripped Of His Donkey Kong Records


'Legion' Chapter 10: Even Lenny Doesn't Know What's Up With Lenny


This Pop-Up Avocado Museum Sounds Like Some Serious Millennial Bullsh*t


Kevin Smith Offers Stan Lee A Place To Crash, Continues His Nice Guy Hot Streak


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: How to Respond When a Creator Attacks a Critic Online


WTF Is Happening To Stan Lee? The Battle To Control The Marvel Icon


Zoe Saldana Is A Relatable, Real-Life Hero


For Relationship Advice, Turn To A Divorce Lawyer... Or Us!


Emily Blunt Can't Take a Compliment


Molly Ringwald Reflects On 'The Breakfast Club' Through The Lens Of #MeToo And Motherhood


Martin Freeman’s Zombie Flick, And The Other New Trailers You Missed This Week …


Are You High? No, Meryl Streep Should NOT Play Princess Leia In 'Star Wars: Episode IX'


Today in WTF: What Are 'Arm Tights'? And Also... Why?


These New 'Avengers: Infinity War' Character Posters Give Us All The Feels (And Sexy Beards)


'Legion' Season 2 Premiere: Basketheads, Dance Offs, And Surprise Jon Hamm


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: So You're Living Next To An Obnoxious A**hole ...


What Is 'Peak Keanu'? Let The Experts At Pajiba Show You


WTF Is 'Legion' About? Catch Up With Our Season One Refresher


Scarlett Johansson Joins Taika Waititi For New Movie (That's Not 'Black Widow' ...)


Do Robot Dreams Mean Anything? 'Westworld' Season Two Gets Philosophical... And Bloody


'The Darkest Minds' May Scratch Your 'X-Men' Itch, And Then Some


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Guns, And The Americans Who Can't Get Enough Of Them


Review: 'Isle Of Dogs' Sure Is A Wes Anderson Movie, All Right


Which Actor Is Out Dishing On 'Solo: A Star Wars Story' Production Problems?


SXSW Review: 'The Ranger' Is A Faithful Horror Throwback With A New Iconic Menace


'Stranger Things' Will Feature More Daddy Steve Harrington, And Other Season Three Details


C'mon, We All Know Drew Barrymore Has Worked With Less Talented People Than Jake Gyllenhaal


Chris Evans Retires from Captain America And Jenny Slate


The Reality Behind '9-1-1', Season Finale Edition: Bloated Bodies, Fake Brits, And Goodbye Connie Britton?


The Good, The Bad, And The Meh: A 'Jessica Jones' Season 2 Rundown


'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' Just Aired Its Best Episode Ever, So Renew It Already FOX!


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Co-Worker Drama, From Sauerkraut To Sadness


SXSW Review: Yes, 'Sorry To Bother You' Has Earned All That Hype


Martin Freeman Says Making 'Sherlock' Isn't Fun Anymore, And It's All Your Fault


The Reality Behind '9-1-1': Trapped In Trash Compactors, Hoarder Dens, And Handcuffs


Key And Peele Are Reuniting For Henry Selick's Stop Motion Animated Feature 'Wendell And Wild'


SXSW Review: Taika Waititi Presents 'The Breaker Upperers,' A Hysterical And Heartwarming Kiwi Rom-Com... About Friendship


SXSW Review: 'WILDLING' Gives Us A Monstrous Woman In A Fairy Tale All Her Own


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Hardcore Parental Honesty Edition


Turns Out Jeffrey Tambor Is A Delight To Work With, Says Long List Of Dudes


The Reality Behind '9-1-1': Is Karma Really A B*tch? It Is If You're An A**hole


Baseless Speculation: Who'll Be Leaving 'Jessica Jones' In Season 2?


What If Fred Durst Was An Action Star, And John Travolta Stalked Him?


'Legion' Season 2: Oh, So THAT'S The Shadow King!


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: The Cleanliness Conundrum, Or "So You Married A Slob..."


Netflix 'Lost In Space' Has Robots, Danger, And Parker Posey


Short Short Bangs: Hot Or Naw? An Investigation In Pictures


Sh*t To Binge: Your March 2018 Guide To Netflix And Beyond


Teleprompter Fails and #MeToo: Here's What You Missed At The 2018 Film Independent Spirit Awards


The Spoiled Spoilers: What Plot Twists Do We Take For Granted?


'Book Club': Can Murphy Brown Redeem '50 Shades Of Grey'?


Marvel's Just Showing Off Now, And One Avenger Owes Jean-Ralphio $50


The Reality Behind '9-1-1': Tapeworms, Zombies, Prenatal Yoga Births, And Full Moon Lunacy


Spoiler Central: Let's Talk About That Twist In 'Mom And Dad'


Ta-Nehisi Coates Is Taking On 'Captain America' For All The Right Reasons


Let's Talk Bad Movies: What Films Have You Walked Out On?


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: How To Make Friends, The Pajiba Way!


Donald Glover Is Not Your 'Woke Bae'


There's No Media Training For Acting Like A Human Being: Ivanka Trump Edition


KFC Was FCKed By A Chicken Shortage... And Spun The Hell Out Of It


The Dumbest, Most Insane Elements Of 1998's 'Lost In Space'


GQ's Brendan Fraser Profile Is An Emotional Rollercoaster With A #MeToo Twist


Two New Videos Prove Janelle Monáe Wasn't Gonna Make Us Wait. Also, She's Still Got It.


Danger, Will Robinson! Parker Posey Is Gonna Getcha, In Netflix's Upcoming 'Lost In Space' Reboot!


'I'm So Proud Of You': Get Ready To Cry Almost As Hard As Tiffany Haddish Meeting Her Hero, Oprah


Would The Promise Of More "Muppets' Get You To Pay For Disney's Streaming Service?


Reminder: Harvey Weinstein Sometimes Only Physically Assaulted People (Allegedly)


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Watch One Man Rage Against... Priyanka Chopra?!


FX Is Promoting The Return Of 'Legion' In The Best Way Possible: By Letting Aubrey Plaza Do It


Netflix's 'The Push' Is Coming To Prove We're All Murderers Waiting To Happen


Forget The Pajiba 10: This Year, It's The Pajiba 2 And It's Janelle Monáe With Tessa Thompson In 'Dirty Computer'


IMPORTANT UPDATE: Leslie Jones Is At The Olympics! So What's She Getting Up To?


T'Challa May Rule Wakanda, But Women Ruled 'Black Panther'


Skincare Brands Have Social Media Drama Too


Language, Trump, And The Problem With Blaming 'The Forces Of Hatred And Evil'


Banking On God: Famous Actors Who Have Starred In Faith-Based Films


Mr. Incredible Becomes Mr. Mom In The Long-Awaited 'Incredibles 2'


There Is Only One Truly Appropriate Movie To Watch On Valentine's Day


Amber Ruffin Should Host Everything, And Kathy Griffin Was P*ssed: What You Missed At The WGA Awards


What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard?


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: What We Don't Talk About When We Talk About Gal Gadot


'The Valentine Coin': This Cryptocurrency Will Not Get You Laid


'This Is Some Bullsh*t': Leslie Jones Doesn't Understand Curling, Also Totally Gets It


The Greatest Trick 'The Magicians' Pulled Was Finally Becoming A Good TV Show


Robert Downey Jr. Is A Human Puppet, And Other Revelations From The Marvel Class Photo


Sh*t To Binge: Your February 2018 Guide To Netflix And Beyond


The Reality Behind '9-1-1': Yes, Men Have Faked Engine Trouble on their Airplanes and Then Proposed (Twice, At Least)


Even The Dogfights And Rotting Food Are Charming In Wes Anderson's 'Isle Of Dogs'


That 'Venom' Movie Is Real... And Here's The Proof


Pajiba's 100% Accurate Spoilers For '7 Guardians Of The Tomb'


So Did Charlie Sheen Have Someone 'Iced'? A Former Pal Dishes On Alleged Murder And More


You Didn't Think Jessica Jones Would Have Her Sh*t Together In Season 2, Did You?


This Mutant Crayfish Clones Itself (And Sounds Effing Delicious)


Kendrick Lamar and SZA's 'All The Stars' Video Will Tide You Over Until 'Black Panther' Comes Out


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: So You're Dating Someone Your Parents Are Going To Hate...


'Westworld' Season Two Returns Like A Bull In A Robot Lab...


What You Missed This Weekend: Uma's Anger, And Other Updates In The World Of Predators


Six Months Into Anthony Scaramucci's 15 Minutes Of Fame, And He's Still Moochin' It Up


Well Look Who Finally Made It To The Woods... And Took His Wife!


What The F*ck Is Going On In This 'Legion' Season 2 Footage?


The Realest Thing On This Week's '9-1-1': The Collapsed Dance Floor


Nine More Ways To Not Be An A**hole


The Strange History Of Bad Ideas: Human-Chimp Hybrids


Duncan Jones's New Netflix Film 'Mute' Breaks Its Silence


Paul Rudd And Evangeline Lilly Team Up In 'Ant-Man And The Wasp' Trailer


Is Quincy Jones The Most Interesting Man In The World?


Get Ready To Cry During HBO's 'Andre The Giant' Documentary


Syfy's 'Happy!' Will Return For More Meloni Mayhem


Netflix's 'A Futile And Stupid Gesture' Is A Breezy Biopic Of A Forgotten Man


Does Adolescence Really Last Longer, Or Is Adulthood Just Impossible?


'The Hurricane Heist' Makes 'Geostorm' Look Like 'Singin' In The Rain'


Sundance FOMO: All The Movies We Almost Wish We'd F*cked Off Up A Mountain To Watch


Photoshop Hell: WTF, 'Vanity Fair' Hollywood Issue Cover?


The Realest Thing On This Week's '9-1-1': The Duct Taped Airline Passenger


What's So Great About Viceland's 'The Trixie & Katya Show'? Every Damn Thing About It.


'Big Little Lies' Season Two Gets A Big Little Boost from Meryl Streep


Charlie Day Looks Concerned In 'Pacific Rim Uprising'. Also: Laser Whips!


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Let's Get Apocalyptic


Oscar Snubs 2018: The One That Was Deserved, And The Ones That Weren't


Comment Diversion, Monday Edition: What's Your Dream Job?


Clickbait And PR Preparedness In The 'Time's Up' Era


Review: 'Forever My Girl' Is A Feature-Length Trailer For A Movie You Already Know By Heart


#MeToo: I've Always Held Myself Accountable. But Now I'm Learning There's Blame To Go Around


'Supernatural': The Winchesters Step Aside For Their 'Wayward Sisters'


How Real Are The Emergencies On Fox's '9-1-1'? Pretty Real, Actually. Even The Snake One


The Reality Behind '9-1-1': Can A Person Really Survive Rebar Through Their Skull, And More


Samantha Bee Breaks The #MeToo Backlash: 'What Men Literally Can't Understand Is... This Isn't About Them!'


Diet Coke Puts Lipstick On A Pig... I Mean, Launches New Flavors And Can Redesign


'Grey's Anatomy' Star Ellen Pompeo Dishes About Fighting For Her Worth ... Even Against Patrick Dempsey


Ann Curry, Certified Class Act, Was 'Not Surprised By The Allegations' Against Matt Lauer


Matt Damon's Off Our 'Shut The F*ck Up Already' List, And Alec Baldwin Has Already Taken His Spot


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: How To Ex-Pat In The Age Of Trump


Gus Van Sant Re-Teams With Joaquin Phoenix for 'Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far On Foot'


Any Pizza Can Be A Personal Pizza, And Other Deep Pizza Thoughts


Shame Works! Mark Wahlberg Is Donating HIs 'All The Money In The World' Reshoot Pay To Time's Up In Michelle Williams' Name


Questionable Fashion: What Purpose Does That Boob-Knot Serve?


Steven Seagal, 'Lawman' And Alleged Casting Couch Creep, Now Accused Of Rape


Lose Weight The Megyn Kelly Way: By Asking To Be Called A 'Fat-Ass'


Thirteen Things We Don’t Want to See in the ‘Black Widow’ Movie


Hulu's 'Runaways' Finally Ran Away! But Don't Worry, They'll Be Back


Michael Douglas Bravely Breaks His Silence Before His Accuser Has A Chance To


FX's 'Trust' Gives The Getty Kidnapping Another Whirl, This Time With Donald Sutherland


Bill Hader Is A Hitman Chasing His Hollywood Dreams In HBO's 'Barry'


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: So Your Wife Refuses To Shave Her Legs In The Winter...


When You Weren't Looking, 'Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.' Turned Sad Fitz Into Best Fitz


'The Gifted' Is Proving It Never Needed The X-Men... With The Help Of A Cuckoo Or Three


Happy National Bird Day! Here's A Giant Eagle That Looks Like Nic Cage


Rejoice! Here's The Ava DuVernay-Directed, Star-Studded Video For Jay-Z's 'Family Feud' (Featuring Beyoncé)


Justin Timberlake's 'Filthy' Video: Because Nothing Says 'Man Of The Woods' Quite Like A Dancing Robot


Fox's '9-1-1' Phones In The Drama In Favor Of More Adrenaline


This Acceptance Speech Is Proof That Tiffany Haddish Deserves All The Awards


Bruno Mars And Cardi B Bring Back 'In Living Color' For 'Finesse' Remix


How To Stop A Dog Fight, Straight From Jon Bernthal's Esquire Profile (Spoiler: It Involves Dog Butts)


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Do You Smell What I Smell?


This Is Not The Max Landis Exposé You're Looking For


Pajiba Staff Is More Rustic Than Noted 'Man Of The Woods' Justin Timberlake


Sh*t To Binge: Your January 2018 Guide to Netflix


John Goodman Is The Undead TV Dad We Need


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: D*ck Art, Feminism, And Drunk Siri (End of 2017 Edition)


'The Shape Of Water' Is A Fairy Tale Made For Misfits


Pee-Trees And Used Cheeseburgers: The Greatest Gifts I've Ever Received


We Get It: Alt-Right Wingnuts Blame Women For Ruining Everything (Movie Edition)


Netflix Will Revisit Winden, That Creepy German Town In 'Dark' Season Two


'The Grand Tour' Is Still A Boys Club, But This Season There's A Woman In The Driver's Seat


'Crooked House' Is A Straight-Forward Take On An Agatha Christie Classic


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: The One About F**king Bitcoin


Meryl Streep Waited By Her Phone ALL DAY, Hoping Rose McGowan Would Call


BREAKING: T.J. Miller Accused Of Sexual Assault


Peter Jackson's Brings Epic WTF-ery With 'Mortal Engines'


Tweetstorm: Amber Tamblyn, Rose McGowan, And How To Disagree On Social Media


Seedless Cocktail Avocados: Let's Blame Millennials Or Brunch Or Something


Peter Jackson Confirms Weinstein Smear Campaign Against Mira Sorvino And Ashley Judd


Photoshop Hell: Can You Tell Who The F**k Is Starring In 'Ocean's 8'?


Meet MonPère, The Murder Pillow For On-The-Go Travelers


Mouse Eats Fox: Welcome To The Wonderful, Inescapable World Of Disney Owning Everything!


How Long Has This Stain Been On My Shirt? An Exploration


Beyhive Can No Longer Enjoy Bey-Beer Thanks To Beyoncé


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: You All Are Disgusting, You Know That Right?


'Supernatural' Finally Reveals The Next Trick Up Its Sleeve - And It's A Doozy


Mario Batali Accused Of Sexual Misconduct, Agrees That It Sounds Like Him


'Alita: Battle Angel' Goes To The Uncanny Valley, Struggles To Find Any Asian People There


Syfy's 'Happy!' Is The Best Christopher Meloni Has Ever Been


"Silence Breakers": Let's Remember That Gabrielle Union Broke Her Silence 20 Years Ago


Patrick Stewart Would Totally Tug Down His Starfleet Uniform For Tarantino


Oh Hey, THERE'S That Other Shoe! Bryan Singer Sued For Sexually Assaulting A Teenager in 2003


'The Flash': Rage Is A Good Look For Iris In This Deleted Scene


With A 'Best Female Director' Category, One Critics Group Recognizes Women By Keeping Them Separate


Holy Sh*t! A New Marvel Film Will Feature America Chavez and Kamala Khan. Too Bad It's Animated.


Hulu's 'Runaways': Still No Running Away But Hey Look, It's That Guy! (SPOILERS)


A Time-Saving 'Hamilton' Rendition For Our Busy Lives


A Totally Accurate Account Of Quentin Tarantino's 'Star Trek' Pitch...


Justin Theroux Is A Hot Astronaut With Rocket Problems On 'At Home With Amy Sedaris'


FYI: That 'Gotti' Movie Starring John Travolta You Forgot About Isn't Coming Out Next Week Anymore


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: The Random Happy Stuff Edition!


Today In Bryan Singer News: We've Found One Shoe, Now Where's The Other?


Anti-Gift Guide: Please Never Buy This Horrible, Baffling Thing For Anyone. Not Even Yourself.


It's OK to Be White, But We Can Stop Being F**king A**holes About It


Look At What Rep. Farenthold's $84K Sexual Harassment Settlement Could Have Bought Instead!


Move Aside, Flynn: It's Time To Celebrate A New Season Of 'Stranger Things'


Now We Know Who To Blame For The End Of Jackman's Wolverine: Jerry F**king Seinfeld


Buttons: They're For More Than Locking Doors!


Gaze Upon The Heavenly Perfection Of Jon Hamm In 'Good Omens'


'At Home With Amy Sedaris' Brings You Holiday Cheer... And Death


'Crisis On Earth-X' Conclusion: The Crossover Craziness Continues...


Here It Is: The 'Avengers: Infinity War' Trailer


'Crisis On Earth-X': The Bats**t Insanity Of The CW's Superhero Crossover... So Far


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Talk To Your Teen About Sex... The Pajiba Way!


Net Neutrality News Round-Up: Brought To You By The Internet. We'll Miss You, Internet.


Was DC Going To Replace Kiersey Clemons In Deleted 'Justice League' Footage? Who Knows!


Hulu's 'Runaways': A Marvelous Teen Soap, With A Little Something Extra


Wu-Tang Clan Vs. Woof-Tang Clan: The Only Battle That Matters


Is There A Difference Between Science And Science Fiction? This F**knut Says 'Nah'


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: All About Farts. Seriously.


'How To Lose A Job In 10 Days' And Other, Better Titles For Anthony Scaramucci's White House Memoir


Are You Ready For 'Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.'... IN SPAAAAACE?!


'A Wrinkle In Time' Is Our Collective Happy Place


James Franco May Play The Most James Franco-y Mutant In The X-Men Universe: Multiple Man


Let's Play 'America's Next Top Batfleck'!


Jim Continues To Break Pam's Poor Heart With His New Film, 'A Quiet Place'


'The Late Show': Jordan Peele Schools Stephen Colbert On Black Horror Cinema


On Second Thought, Maybe Rethink Those 'Justice League' Tix...


Terry Crews Gets It


Coconut Crabs: Nature's Deliciously Named Giant Hellspawn


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: How To Avoid Holiday Obligations, The Pajiban Way!


'Bombshell: The Hedy Lamarr Story': The Perfect Feminist Tale For Our Times


Reminder: Neil Gaiman Is Still Making His 'Good Omens' Series And It'll Involve Flaming Swords


'Stunned': Jon Stewart talks Louis C.K. on 'TODAY'


Nice Allegations: Twitter Gives Us Faith In Celebrities Again. Well, Some Of Them Anyway.


Stories From Inside The Hollywood Machine: Ellen Page and Anthony Edwards Speak Out


Twitter Reacts: Should We Get Our 'Justice League' Tix Now Or What?


Here Are The New 'Black Panther' Character Posters, In Order Of Sheer Bada$$ery


WTF Is Up With Katee Sackhoff On 'The Flash' And Why Am I So Obsessed?


'Late Night With Seth Meyers': Even Hillary Has A Few Jokes Seth Can't Tell


'It Takes A Lot Of Energy To Be An A**hole': Steven Soderbergh Talks Bullies In Hollywood


Drinking In A Hopeless Year: Cocktail Lessons For When You Stop Giving A F**k


'The Post': The Perfect Oscar Bait For Tr*mp's America


UPDATE: Disney Caved! Related: Pajiba 10 Will Be Open To All Hot Chrises Once Again!


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Crap Co-Workers, Life Essentials, And Irrational Hatred


How A Parking Garage In Anaheim Led To The Great Disney/Film Critic Fight Of 2017


These 18 Minutes Will Change How You Look At Jennifer Lawrence & Kim Kardashian West


Gothamist And DNAinfo Shut Down After Writers Vote To Unionize


'Pottersville': The Heartwarming Bigfoot/Michael Shannon Holiday Movie You Didn't Know You Needed


*Ahem* SQUEEEEE: Beyoncé Will Voice Nala In Live-Action 'The Lion King'


In 'People Who Aren't Garbage' News, Here's A Clip Of Mark Ruffalo On 'The Late Show With Stephen Colbert'


'Bad Boys' TV Spinoff Starring Gabrielle Union Inexplicably NOT Called 'Bad Girls'... Yet


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Music Snobs Are Just The F**king Worst


Happy 25th Birthday, 'X-Men'! Behind-The-Scenes Stories From The Cartoon Classic


Dear Robert Rodriguez: F**k Off, Nobody Cares


Taylor Swift Is Trying Too Hard. Are You ... Ready For It?


Review: George Clooney's Politics Does Not Play Well with the Coen Brothers' Script in 'Suburbicon'


The Overlords List Their Favorite Rom-Coms


'Practical Magic' Was Cursed By (Practically) A Real Witch


'At Home With Amy Sedaris': 'Pee-Wee's Playhouse' for Grown Ups


Kingpin Is Coming Back to 'Daredevil', Because Marvel Needs All The Good On-Screen Villains It Can Get


Happy Hump Day: Pinpointing the Moment Chris Evans Became The Best Chris


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Is This Guy Too Feminist To Marry His Girlfriend?


Dead Rabbits And Godparenting: The Things You Learn In 7.5 Minutes With Amy Sedaris


Michael Bay Producing A Live-Action, Teenage 'Dora The Explorer' Update Because Sure, OK


Pajiba After Dark: Salmon Sex Can Move Mountains


Is It Time To Reconsider Miles Teller?


CAGE-RAGE: Nic Cage Battles Japanese Corn Snack Armed Only With His Own Face!


'The Snowman': Please Go Watch It And Explain It To Me Because I Don't Get It


An Open Letter To David Cross Because Goddammit, Dude


A New Long, Dark Look At Netflix's 'The Punisher'


It's OK: 'B*tch' Is Literally About A Woman Turning Into A Female Dog. I Think.


Serious Question: Is This Outfit Hot Or Not?


'Brooklyn Nine-Nine,' Tim Meadows, And How To Do Guest Stars Right


I WANT IT! Lego Will Release 'Women of NASA' Set On November 1st


Kit Harington Will Do Anything For Rose Leslie... Even Dress Up Like Jon Snow IRL


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Cults, Bullies, And Peak TV


Me Too: Two Complicated, Loaded Little Words


Riz Ahmed's Hamlet Will Be The Hottest Hamlet


Carrie Fisher Used 'Godfather'-esque Threat Against Hollywood Harasser


Good Morning, 'Black Panther' Continues To Look F**king Amazeballs


Fox's 'The New Mutants' Brings The Creepy On Friday The 13th


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