Welcome to the Author Archive for Sarah Carlson
How Do You Fill the Shoes of Julie Andrews? Simple: You Can't
Chin Up, Peeta: Ain't Nothin' Wrong with a Short Man
'Tis (Still) The Season of The Muppets: Their Christmas Carol is The Best
Well Played, Kaling: Ranking 15 of Mindy's 'Project' Love Interests
'Dateable Girls Know How to Shut Up': Life Lessons from Lookadouche
Shock Ranking 'Scandal': 'We Got Poped!' Edition
5 Reasons 'Trophy Wife' is TV's Best New Family Sitcom
Shock Ranking 'Scandal': 'I Object to All of This!' Edition
25 Costume Ideas Taken From Your Favorite Halloween TV Episodes
Shock Ranking 'Scandal': 'He Still Owns Me, Too' Edition
Why Richard Harrow from 'Boardwalk Empire' is Excellent Boyfriend Material
Shock Ranking 'Scandal': 'How Presidential Are My Balls Now?' Edition
Shock Ranking 'Scandal': 'Are We Gladiators, Or Are We B*tches?' Edition
The 2013 Emmys: Just Let Tina and Amy Host Already (and Maybe Pick the Winners, Too)
Once More Unto the PBS Breach, Dear History Nerds! Hiddleston and 'The Hollow Crown' Arrive Stateside
The 2013 PajEmmys: Who We Think Should Win
Ready For Fall: 30 New TV Shows at a Glance
"Boardwalk Empire" Season 4 Preview: More Chalky White? Yes, Please
"The White Queen": Bring an Encyclopedia, Brace Yourself for Exposition
Stephen Root Makes Everything Better. It's Science.
Crazy Ranking "True Blood": 'You Really Are a Danger Whore, Aren't You?' Edition
Crazy Ranking "True Blood": 'Your Time on Earth is Over' Edition
'The Newsroom' and Cynicism: Why Sorkin Desperately Needs to Get His Inspiration Groove Back
Crazy Ranking "True Blood": 'Mother, I Can Fly' Edition
Crazy Ranking "True Blood": 'And So We End As We Began' Edition
Ten Geeks and Nerds I'd Put on My 'To Do List'
Awesome Ranking "True Blood": 'Just Me, This Blunt and My Glue Gun' Edition
10 Reasons "Orange Is the New Black" Is One of 2013's Best Shows
Crazy Ranking "True Blood": Your Gay Vampire Ex Edition
"The Bridge" Review: Terror On the Border
Crazy Ranking "True Blood": 'What Is It About Me That You Want?' Edition
Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Tatiana Maslany
Crazy Ranking "True Blood": 'You're Dead to Me Now, Sookie Stackhouse' Edition
Where Are All the Leading Women? On TV, Of Course
On "Mad Men's" Season Six Finale, The Road to Atonement Begins at Home
Crazy Ranking "True Blood": 'They're All Gonna Burn' Edition
You Need Only One Reason to Watch "Graceland"
On "Mad Men," Don Draper Demands His Pound of Flesh
Crazy Ranking "True Blood": Billith Is a 'Naked, Evil Superman' Edition
On "Mad Men," Favors Can Easily Lead to Heartache
"Mad Men's" Characters Ready to Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out
"Mad Men" Explores What Happens When One's Better Half Also Is Their Worst Half
Yeah, I Was In the Sh*t: Vietnam Hits Home on "Mad Men"
Shipping It: The TV Relationships We Root For, Even When We Shouldn't
"Mad Men's" Draper May Be More Out of Control Than the 1960s Were
How Far Will You Go to Get What You Want? Business in "Mad Men" Gets Personal
Womb! (There It Is): "Parks and Rec" Season 5 Finale All About Change
"Mad Men" -- "The Flood": "Everything That Is On the Earth Shall Die"
To the Book Readers Spoiling "Game of Thrones" Plots for Everyone Else: Shut Up
"Mad Men" -- "To Have and To Hold": Cheaters, More Cheaters and Some Swingers
"Mad Men" -- "The Collaborators": I'll Tell You What I Want, What I Really Really Want
In "Veep" We Trust: One of TV's Best Comedies Returns
We're All Marshmallows: Rob Thomas Thanks "Veronica Mars" Movie Project Supporters
"Mad Men" -- "The Doorway": "In Life, We Often Have to Do Things That Just Are Not Our Bag"
McAvoy Talks Pubic Hair, A Scientist Talks Duck Genitalia, and No, Bieber Shouldn't Have a Pet Monkey
Fallon's First "Late Night" Fairly Awkward; Can't Wait for Conan's "Tonight"
A Girl's Guide to "Game of Thrones"!!
Cumberbatch is Creepy/Sexy, Lauer is Sketchy and Every Week Should Be Justin Timberweek
Give Me All the Pajibacon and Eggs You Have: SXSW 2013
Way Down in the Hole: The Story Everyone Should Be Talking About
Give These Characters Their Own Spin-offs, Please
The Sky Is Falling, But Don't Panic: Just Stare Into the Eyes of The Dinklage
"The Americans" Review: I've Seen Your Face Before, My Friend, But I Don't Know If You Know Who I Am
"Smash" Season Two Preview: If at First You Don't Succeed, Reboot Like Hell
"Goodbye Forever, You Factory-Reject Dildos!": The "30 Rock" Series Finale
"Ripper Street" Review: Period Drama Done Bloody Right
I Bet Lance Armstrong Has Two Testicles, Too
Go Ahead, Give "The Mindy Project" a Chance
In Praise of the Perfectly Imperfect Les Misérables, the Future of Movie Musicals
Year in Review: The 2012 Very Official TV Superlatives
"A Colbert Christmas" Still The Greatest Gift of All!
"Boardwalk Empire" Season Three: Down Here It's Just Winners and Losers and Don't Get Caught on the Wrong Side of That Line
"The Hour": Everything "The Newsroom" Should Be and More
"Nashville": Come For The Music, Stay For ... The Music
Gif-Heavy, Halloweeny Proof That Nick is the Best "New Girl" Character
Not So Fast, "Homeland": "Boardwalk Empire" Is Where the Real Crazy Is At
"Emily Owens, M.D.," "Beauty and the Beast" Reviews: Procedurals As Old As Time
No Guilt In Saying It: "The Vampire Diaries" Is One of TV's Most Addicting Shows
"Nashville" Review: Chasin' That Neon Rainbow
"Call the Midwife" Review: Thank God For Contraceptives
"Ben and Kate," "The Mindy Project" Review: It's Never Too Late to Grow Up
The 2012 PajEmmys: Our Picks for TV's Big Night
"The New Normal" Review: My Two Dads Are Fabulous!
Arnett Poehler XXXXX
Proof That Paul Schneider Needs To Be In More Things
"True Blood" -- "Save Yourself": Vampires Often Turn On Those They Love The Most
"Copper" Review: A Little Rusty
"True Blood" -- "Sunset": "We Own The Day"
"True Blood" -- "Gone, Gone, Gone": Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition
"True Blood" -- "Everybody Wants to Rule the World": "Survival Brings Out the Ugly In All of Us"
Fall Is Coming: The TV Shows That Can't Wait to Premiere
"True Blood" -- "Somebody That I Used to Know": You Don't Know Me That Well
"True Blood" -- "In the Beginning": You Light Up My Life
The Sounds of Summer: What We're Listening To This Season
"True Blood" -- "Hopeless": "Oh, I Love a Good Execution"
"True Blood" -- "Let's Boot And Rally": The World, It's Like, Wide Open To Us"
"The Newsroom" Review: Not The Greatest Show, But It Can Be
"True Blood" -- "We'll Meet Again": "I Told You, I Ruin People's Lives"
"Is Everybody Else Seeing a Troll Doll Nailed To a 2x4?" Saluting The Gellers, TV's Best Siblings
"True Blood" -- "Whatever I Am, You Made Me": The Only Thing I've Ever Been Great At
"True Blood" -- "Authority Always Wins": You Really Got A Hold On Me
"Mad Men" -- "The Phantom": Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
"True Blood" -- "Turn! Turn! Turn!": A Time To Kill, A Time To Heal
It's Time To Get Sucked In Again: "True Blood" Season Five Preview
"Mad Men" -- "Commissions and Fees": "I'm Doing The Most Decent Thing I Could Possibly Do"
Will Les Misérables Make This List One Day? Our Favorite Movie Musical Moments
Sex, Scandal & Sorkin: Summer 2012 TV Preview
"Mad Men" -- "Christmas Waltz": Krishna and Consumerism
"Mad Men" -- "Dark Shadows": Betting On the Wrong Horse
Creative Freedom Isn't Free: Stop Stealing "Game of Thrones"
"Mad Men" -- "Lady Lazarus": But Listen to the Color of Your Dreams
"Veep" Review: Answering Absurdity With Absurdity
"Mad Men" -- "At the Codfish Ball": Some Things Never Change
"Mad Men" -- "Far Away Places": Good Trip, Bad Trip
May The Odds Be Ever In His Favor: Francis Lawrence to Direct "Catching Fire"
"Mad Men" -- "Signal 30": The Monster You've Become
"Don't Trust the B-- in Apt 23" Review: Who You Callin' a B--?
"Mad Men" -- "Mystery Date": "You Loved This, and You're Gonna Love It Again Because You Are a Sick, Sick --"
Move Past 'Adorkable' and Know This: It's OK to Like "New Girl"
"Mad Men" -- "Tea Leaves": Betty Moody and the All Bummer Summer
"Mad Men" -- "A Little Kiss": Zou Bisou Bisou
17 Months Later: A "Mad Men" Refresher For Season Five's Premiere
"Just Nut Up and Die Alone": Highlights from NBC's Thursday Comedies
"GCB" Review: Cursed Be The Tie That Binds
"Don't Make Me Be Your Pony, Kevin." Highlights From NBC's Thursday Night Comedies
I Attended SXSW and All I Got Was Paul Rudd Making Fun of Me: Revisiting a 2007 Interview
"My Love Is In Idaho and My Heart Feels Like Knives": Highlights from NBC's Thursday Night Comedies
Down in the Hollow: The Irresistible Charm of "Justified's" Boyd Crowder
"Never Half-ass Two Things. Whole-ass One Thing." Highlights From NBC's Thursday Night Comedies
When "Smash" Is the Opposite of a Smash: Helping Out NBC's New Drama
"It's 'Ghostbusters II' All Over Again": Highlights from NBC's Thursday Night Comedies
"I Ain't Lookin' Like No Slapper": Beauty in Vogue
"St. Lamentine's, Nay!" Highlights from NBC's Thursday Night Comedies
"The River" Review: "No Me Gusta Being Scared"
"No Touching Just Makes It Hotter." Highlights from NBC's Thursday Night Comedies
"My Dad Is Friends With John Cougar Mellencamp. That's Pretty Cool." NBC's Thursday Night Comedies
"You Opposite of a Turd With Eyes." Highlights from NBC's Thursday Night Comedies
"Are You There, Chelsea?" Review: Needs More Vodka
"The Firm" Review: I Ran, I Ran (Not) So Far Away
"Work It" Review: It's Enough To Drive You Crazy If You Let It
Trust Us, It's Not Just The Accents: Our Favorite Cravat-Wearing Brits
"These Are The Places I Will Always Go": What We Listened To In 2011
Things You Can Tell Just By Looking at Her: What Makes a Best Actress Contender
The Hunger Games: Why I Hope the Catching Fire, Mockingjay Films Are Better Than the Books
"We'll See You After Regionals": Highlights from "Community," "Parks and Rec"
"The Exes" Review: Good Or Bad, There's No Divorcing the Sitcom
"You Were Big Cheddar?!" Highlights from NBC's Thursday Night Comedies
"I Hate My Teenager Daughter" Review: Ditto
TV Earworms: The Theme Songs That Burrow In and Never Let Go
"Downton Abbey" Returning to PBS: Five Reasons to Watch These Stoic Brits
Let's Save Hollywood Time and Cast the Inevitable Natalie Wood Biopic
"Na Na Na-Na": TV Ladies We Love, For All the Right Reasons
Resistance is Futile: Learn to Laugh Along with The Twilight Saga
The Look of the Irish: They're Filling Our Screens, and It's Glorious
"Hell on Wheels" Review: This Land Was Stolen For You and Me
72 Days, $18 Million: Who Would You Marry For That Pay Day?
"Grimm" Review: You Sure Aren't Looking Good
"Once Upon a Time" Review: Fairy Tales Get "Lost"
News Anchors Making TV and Movie Cameos: Stop It Already.
Who We Need Right Now: David F***ing Copperfield
Examining An Evil Trend: Gingers As Social Pariahs
"Enlightened" Review: Here Comes the Sun
Assessing "Glee": Five Ways to Make it Maybe -- Maybe -- Not Suck
"Revenge" Review: No One Mourns the Wicked
"Hart of Dixie" Review: Summer Heads South, Still Annoys Everyone
"Let's Soak 'Em For Crutchy!": Five Reasons Why Newsies Lives On
Life Is Unfair: Nailing Down The Exact Moment James Spader Turned Into Your Lesbian Aunt
"The Playboy Club" and "Pan Am" Review: Welcome to the '60s!
"Whitney" Review: Joining NBC's Comedy Graveyard in 3 ... 2 ...
"The X Factor" -- Where Style Still Doesn't Always Meet Substance
"The Secret Circle" Review: Bad Things Happen When You Mess With Fate
"True Blood" -- "And When I Die": "Life is Pain"
New York, New York: Film's Most Resilient Character
"True Blood" -- "Soul of Fire": It Burns, Burns, Burns
Lady Porn: Men At Work, Looking Sharp
"True Blood" -- "Burning Down the House": Betting On the Wrong Horse
"True Blood" -- "Let's Get Out of Here": Our Tolerance Is Waning
Gloria: In Her Own Words Review | A Revolution, Not a Reform
What Hath Millennials Wrought: "Melissa & Joey" Returns
It's Too Late to Say You're Sorry: "True Blood" S4:E1, "She's Not There"
No Little Boxes Here: Why "Weeds" is Worth Watching
Truebies and Newbies Unite: The Southern Vampire Saga Returns: "True Blood" Season Four Preview
"White Collar" Review
MTV's Teen Wolf Review
Daily Show, The
Rachel Maddow Show
Life On Mars
Ex List, The
Pushing Daises Season Two