Welcome to the Author Archive for Rob Payne

True Confession: Why I'm (Mostly) Done with Superheroes

The Heisenberg Masculinity Principle

Imagining a Batfleck Spin-Off Movie to Soothe the Savage Fan

Let's Get Real About the Cultural Impact of Violence in Media

Seven of Hollywood's He-Man Woman-Haters

12 Ways to Make a Mr. Show Fan's Dream Come True with AMC's Better Call Saul Spin-Off

15 of the Best Recut Movie Trailers on YouTube

Race-and-Gender Bending Pop Culture Icons: Nightmare Fuel for Hate-filled Nerds

Norwegian Television is Better Than Ours: Ylvis' "The Fox" Answers an Age-Old Question

Is Hank and Marie Reacting to Things the New Angry Hitler Meme?

25 Reasons Why Miami Connection is the Real Best Worst Movie Ever

An Open Letter to Childish Gambino, aka Donald Glover

Five 7s that JJ Abrams' Star Wars VII Should Emulate, and 10 Sevens that It Should Not

Would You Rather A) Watch Would Your Rather or B) Live It?

Meta-Dream Casting Arrested Development: The Movie in "Arrested Development"

3 Reasons Why the Terminator Reboot Needs Another "Sarah Connor Chronicle"

One More Pajiba 10 Consideration Post Before the Polls Close

10 Directors and the 10 Movie Ideas for Which They are Perfectly Suited

26 Ways Team America Isn't a Patriotic Movie, It's the Most Patriotic Movie

Five Great "HBO" Shows that Were on TV, Not HBO

Pitting Hollywood's 20 Most Derivative Movies Against Each Other

15 Best Remixes of Our Favorite TV Show Opening Credits

The 10 Historically Best Reasons to Spend Your Hard-Earned Cash on HBO

Alan Moore and Six Other Kickstarter Projects You Should Know

Six Predictions for "Game of Thrones" Season Four by a Mostly Non-Book Reading Fan

Who's Responsible for Lucille Two's Fate in "Arrested Development" Season 4?

8 Modernized Adaptations That Do William Shakespeare Justice

Magic, Religion, and "Proof" in "Game of Thrones"

Dream Casting Marvel Studios Phase... What Are We On Now, 3? 4?

The Most Reasonable Reactions to Dan Harmon Re-Hired on "Community"

The Most Ironic and Comically Understated HBO Episode Descriptions for "Game of Thrones"

From Hell Graphic Novel Companion Reveals Adaptation that Could Have Been

13 Terrific Trios in Film and Television

Honey, We Love Rick Moranis: Celebrating the (Hopeful) Return Of Our Favorite Hollywood Dad and Nerdy Best Friend

So, Community Doesn't Need a Wake, It Needs a Wake-Up Call

The Drollest Local TV Commercial Series Of All Time

The Best of Ken Cosgrove on "Mad Men"

What Can Marvel Do To Make "Daredevil" Work? Copy "Arrow" (Or, "Angel").

Examining Two Scenes Translated from A Clash of Kings to "Game of Thrones" Season Two

Dark Dungeons May Be The Reefer Madness For A New Generation

10 Classic Movies from the Modern Era That Never Got Old

TV Didn't Kill the Movie Theater (Yet)

10 Retroactively Awesome Cameos and Supporting Roles

Five Iconic Hollywood Deaths That Created Vacuums of Talent

"The Best of Jessica Pare on 'Mad Men?'" That May Be Redundant, But Who's Complaining?

Five Things That Make "The Dana Carvey Show" Oddly Relevant (and Five That Don't)

In the Alien 3 Trailer, "The Bitch is Back!"

Six Predictions For "Game of Thrones" Season 3 By A Non-Book Reading Fan

Happiness Can be Found in the Darkest of Times

How Mass Effect Helps the Understanding of Unequal Gender Portrayals in Mass Media

Eight More Franchise Crossovers Ripe for Hollywood's Picking

Five Ways Joel and Mike from Mystery Science Theater 3000 are Better than Each Other

Marvel vs. DC and the Amalgam Universe: The Logical Next Evolution in Superhero Cinema

Don't Worry, We'll Get to the New Catching Fire Portraits. But First Let's Discuss Oprah's "Tig Ol' Bitties"

HENRi Brings the Fire with a Post-Post Modern Prometheus

Gender Issues in Comic Books are Getting Their Own College Course

10 Non-Fictional TV and Movie Presidents Who Can and Will Break Your Funnybone

Justice League Movie Ought to Be the Easiest Superhero Ensemble to Cast Ever

HENRi May be the Spiritual Successor of HAL 9000

NBC and Sony Can't Market for Sh*t: Predicting Tomorrow's "Community" Reviews Today

Say Goodbye to THESE, Michael... and Say Hello to Some New Kickstarter Campaigns!

The Good, the Bad, and the Fugly: Guide to Marvel and DC Female Superheroes

The Short Film C 299,792 km/s is Old School Sci-Fi at Its Finest

Hollywood's 11 Most Inspiring Female Ass Kickers

An Open Letter to the Artist Behind the "Lady Avengers" Starring Alison Brie and Amber Heard

An Advanced Dan Harmon Fan's Journey into Harmoncountry

A Pop Culturist's Guide to Time Travel

What Do Jennifer Lawrence and "Game of Thrones" Have in Common? Plus, First Look at "Catching Fire"

Cinema's Most Dynamic Duos of 2012

9 Performers Who Could Believably Answer the Bat-Signal in a Post-Bale Gotham

Going to Infinity and Beyond: 13 More Space Suits That Could Help Inspire NASA Engineers

8 Great YouTube Videos Featuring Neil deGrasse Tyson

7 YouTube Documentaries about Our Universe that Won't Make You Dumber

Five Ways Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings are Better than Each Other

The Walking Dead Game Review

11 TV Actors Who Could Replace Chevy Chase on "Community"

Double-Feature December: Movies for Every Day of the Week

A Tale of Two TV Pilots: "Wonder Woman" and "Arrow"

My Pop Cultural Thanksgiving

Forget About Triplets, We've Got "Leaked" Scenes from the Un-Produced Kindergarten Cop II

Comparing the Season Five Starts of "The Office" and "Parks and Recreation"

Why Do All the Best Bond Girls Have All the Best Worst Names?

Dream Casting Disney's Star Wars Episode VII from a Certain Point of View

Why Trick R Treat is to Halloween as A Christmas Story is to Christmas

The Best "Stephen King" Movies to Kickback and Enjoy This Halloween Season, Unless You Suffer from Any of These Seven Phobias

Godwin's Lawbreakers 2012: The Laziest Analogy in the Entertainment Industry

The Superhero Yin and Yang: 10 Ways The Avengers and The Dark Knight Rises Can't be Better than Each Other

The Superhero Auteur Theory

Which Legendary Character Actor Has the Crazy Eyes and Wants To Be Rocket Raccoon?

Joss the Beloved Character Slayer: Deconstructing One of the Director's Most Common Tropes

What If 2012 Was 1982? The TV Show Edition

See You, Space Cowboy: Wherein I Dream Cast a Live-Action "Cowboy Bebop"

What If 2012 Were 1982? Re-Imagining Three 1982 Classics As If They Were Made Today

Twinsyndrome: Photographic Evidence that the Guy from "Ghost Adventures" and Michael Cera are Genetic Duplicates

Guilty Pleasures, Schmuilty Schmleasures: Or, Only the Penitent Man Will Pass (Judgment)

Labor Day Pains: Celebrating The Hardest Working Men and Women In Movies and TV

The Nolan Brunette

And Here We... Go! (Again.): Why Rotten Tomatoes Closing Its Comments For The Dark Knight Rises Is A Net Good

Wherein I Nightmare Cast A Firefly Reboot That Would Make Even Reavers Give Up The Black

A Buffy The Vampire Slayer Reboot That Wouldn't Make Me Gag

Mass Effect 3: Extended Cut: The Review: This Time It's Personal(er)

Our Cinematic Autobiography: Jurassic Park

With A Brand Spankin' New International Trailer, Looper Continues To Look Positively Kickass

Planning Against The Sequel: Why Not Every Genre Movie Needs To Be A Franchise

Mass Effect 3 Extended Cut Is A Mere Relay Jump From Invading Earth

The Pajiba 10 -- For Your Consideration: The "Community" Season 3 All Stars

Can The Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes Writers Return Jurassic Park To A Time When Dinosaurs Ruled The Earth?

Speculating On The Future "Barbarella" TV Show From The Director Of Drive

"Community" Continues To Court Controversy As Emmy Eligibility Starts Cartoon Kerfuffle

No, It Is Not 20 Years Ago, Arsenio Hall Just Has A New Show. Yes, You Are Old.

The Pajiba 10 -- For Your Consideration: Aisha Tyler

Get Back In The Bat-Game With A New The Dark Knight Rises TV Spot And Early Ticket Sales

NBC Announces Their Fall Schedule And It's Cruel. Cruel, Cruel, Cruel.

If You Ever Wished To See A President's Head On A Pike, "Game Of Thrones" Already Made Your Dreams Come True

Yvonne Strahovsky Joining Dexter For Season 7 Is Totally Reason Enough For Gratuitous Pictures

Damn It, Bill Murray, When Someone Asks If Ghostbusters 3 Is Dead, You Say Yes!

Some Days You Just Can't Get Rid Of A Bomb: 46 Years Later, "Batman" '66 Merchandise Will Finally Be For Sale

"Community" Boys Make Good, Win Patriot Games For Captain America 2 Gig

Already Sick And Tired Of Prometheus? Fear Not! This Isn't About That. It's About The Sequel...

How Could MTV's "Scream" TV Show Work? Do Everything Different.

It's Now The End Of The World As They Know It, And They Don't Look Fine In These First Images

Six Pseudo-Spoilerish Reasons Why You're Wrong To Doubt Ridley Scott And The Women Of Prometheus

The Wachowski's Jupiter Ascending Sounds Insane: But What's Jupiter Got To Do, Got To Do With It?

Reason The 2012 Mayan Apocalypse Can't Happen Soon Enough 1,609: The Situation Is Starring In His Own Comic Book

Game of Thrones Season Finale Will Be Ten More Minutes Of Epic Epicness

Barry Sonnenfeld Still Trying To Make Dinosaurs Vs. Aliens Happen

The Dark Knight Poses: Welcome To The Machine, The Movie Marketing Machine

The Dark Knight Returns For The First Time For The Last Time

More Proof That Charlize Theron Is A Goddess, As If You Needed Any

...Love Blossoms, And A Whole Lot Of Gross Zombie Kills: Here's A Glimpse At Season Three Of "The Walking Dead"

The Most Reasonable Reactions To The News That Dan Harmon Was Fired From "Community"

Bill Murray As FDR May Top My List of the 5 Most Inspired Casting Decisions In History

How Does The Skyfall Poster Match Up Against Daniel Craig's Leading Man Oeuvre?

Prepare For The Season Finale Of Community With Six Images And A Video!

Ant-Man Vs. The World's End: What Movie Should Edgar Wright Direct Next?

Songs Covered For Movies That Are Better Than Their Original Recordings

Lance Henriksen Says To Look For A Millennium Movie Soon

Who Wears The Space Suit Better In The Latest Prometheus Pictures?

Marion Cotillard Is About To Break Bat-Fans' Hearts, But She'll Look Fabulous Doing It

Bruce Willis Calls Moonrise Kingdom "A Wes Anderson Film"

Politics! Politics! Politics! The Campaign Ads Are Almost Too Real

Handicapping The Odds On The Plot Of Damon Lindelof's 1952

When You Play The Walking Dead, You Either Win Or You Work With Frank Darabont Again

You Will Soon Learn To Hate These Two Men, Remember Their Faces

The New Men In Black 3 Poster: A Pictorial Comparison Presented Sans Comment

The Dark Knight Rises Again In The Movie's Last, Awe Inspiring Trailer

A Tale Of Two Battleships: Universal Sues The Asylum

Not To Be Outdone By Fox, Adult Swim Announces Robot Chicken And Super Friends Team-Up

Yes, Axe Cop Is Real, And Soon It Will Be A TV Show. Get Used To It.

The Most Deplorable Comments On The Only Negative Review (So Far) For The Avengers

Zach Galifianakis Will Return To TV With "Between Two Ferns"

Celebrating 4/20 With Our Favorite Potheads In Film And Television

America's Sweetstoner, Doug Benson, Is Pilfering From Morgan Spurlock (Again)

Saved By The Community: The Truth Behind The Meta Behind The Truth

Darren Aronofsky's Next-Next Project Might Be About George Washington, American Badass

Shia LaBeouf Is Making Comics Now?

Russian Trailers For Prometheus And Abraham Lincoln

Hopefully Donald Glover Won't Be The Only Reason To Watch Another Live "30 Rock"

False Advertising? Even The Better Business Bureau Has An Opinion On Mass Effect 3

More Avengers Clips Than You Can Shake A Demi-God's Hammer At

10 Reasons Casting Ben Kingsley As The Next Iron Man Villain Doesn't Mean A Damn Thing

Two Out Of Three Looper Trailer Teasers Ain't Bad

The Only Question About Disney's Marvel Animated Movie Is, What Will It Be About?

The Answer To A Blood On The Tracks Film Adaptation Is Blowin' In The Wind

Scientific Accuracy? Schmientific Schmaccuracy!

This Is The End, Beautiful Friend: Mass Effect 3: Extended Cut Will Offer Closure, Not Changes

If You Have To Ask, You're Streets Behind: The Best Of Pierce Hawthorne On "Community"

When New Photos From Prometheus Arrive, They Bring The Fire

These Amazing Spider-Man Clips Are Complete And Utter Sh*t, Technically Speaking

Will Happy Endings Get A Happy Ending?

We're Certain The Mars Attacks Musical Isn't An April Fool's Joke?

WANTED: Someone To Go Back In Time With Me. Safety Not Guaranteed.

The Continuing Saga Of Mass Effect Continues With A Paragon Lost

Chris Hardwick May Not Be Felicia Day, But The Nerdist YouTube Channel Looks More Than Okay

Watch The Official Bollywood Music Video For The Avengers!

"Clerks: The Animated Series" To Possibly Return In 2013

The Mass Effect 3 Endings: In The Eye Of The Beholder?

Queen Of The Internet Felicia Day Formally Requests You Watch Her New YouTube Channel

Misunderstanding The Lessons Learned From The Back Half Of The George Lucas Catalogue: The "Blood & Chrome" Teaser

The Beautiful Destruction Of Mass Effect 3: Review

Celebrate Olivia Wilde's Season Finale Return With This Picture Parade

The Pirahna 3DD Red Band Trailer

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Transforms Into A Young Bruce Willis For Looper

Alas, Poor Yorick! The Y: The Last Man Adaptation Somehow Survives

Who Wants To Bet That Errol Morris' Interview With Donald Rumsfeld Won't Go As Well As The One With Robert McNamara?

"Community" Is Back Tonight And That's Nice! Pre-Game It With "Abed's Master Key" And Dan Harmon's Tilted Bean Can...

The Avengers Team-Up In New Character Posters

The Garbage Pail Kids Are Rearing Their Ugly Cinematic Heads Again

Action No. 1 Will Explore What It's Like Being Nicolas Cage

The Japanese Trailer For Brave

Greendale's Most Colorful Study Group Returns A Week Early As "Community" Gets Animated

"Life... Give My Creation LIFE!" (The Frankenweenie Trailer)

The Dueling Natures Of The Piranha 3DD Trailer

Guy Pearce May Be Weyland From Weyland-Yutani, But That Doesn't Make Prometheus An Alien Movie?

And Now Star Trek 2 Will Beam Aboard IMAX, Plus Benedict Cumberbatch Revealed

James Bond Will Now Skyfall Into An IMAX Near You

Should The Oscars Ban Sacha Baron Cohen From Attending The, Er, Oscars? You Decide!

Wrath Of The Titans and 4:44 Last Day On Earth Trailers

Johnny Depp To Adapt "The Night Stalker" With Edgar Wright For Disney?

Patton Oswalt Isn't The Hero Fox's "Animation Domination" Deserves, He's The One It Needs Right Now

Profiles In Courage: The 10 Most Inspiring Fictional Presidents In Film and Television

Click Here To Find Out What Happens When The Amazing Spider-Man Takes On The Dreaded Door Man!

The Best Superhero Movies Not Based On A Comic Book (Or Other Source Material)

The Good, The Bad, And The WTF, Seriously?! (Trailers For Intruders, Dark Tide, And Pizza Man)

Now That Paget Brewster Is Leaving "Criminal Minds" She Can Finally Claim Her Spot Among The Funniest Damn Women On The Planet

For The Love Of Gozer The Gozerian, Will Somebody Just Shake Dan Aykroyd Until He Stops Talking About Ghostbusters 3?

Seven Score And Ten Years Ago Abraham Lincoln Hunted Vampires

Kirk Cameron Knows How We Can Make It Through America's Current "Growing Pains"

"Smallville" Is Getting An Eleventh Season In Comic Book Form

Five Wolverine Comics That Should Be Adaptated After The "Frank Miller One"

I'mma Let You Finish Making Your Jetsons Movie, Kanye, But Hammer Man Was The Best Rap/Cartoon Crossover Of All Time

Not Even Memory-Erasing Adamantium Bullets Can Keep A Good Mutant Down: The Wolverine Is Back On

Ranking The New Dredd Images In Terms Of Their Adorkability

Lego Captain America Came To Kill Nazis And Smoke Lucky Strikes

Gustav Klimt Fingered His Paintings, And 9 Other Things I Learned By Watching 9 Minutes Of This Means War

Two More Reasons You Don't Need To Watch The Super Bowl: Darth Vader vs. Cobra Commander Edition

The Opening Scene Of "The Walking Dead" Mid-Season Premiere Is Here (Plus A New Casting Rumor)

This Ain't No Donkey Semen: The All-Time Top 10 "Community" Clips On Hulu

Did You Know Magneto Was The Real Culprit On The Grassy Knoll?

We Know How This Game Is Played: "Game Of Thrones" And "The Walking Dead" Season 2 Trailers

How Is It Possible That The Help Is Viola Davis' First Leading Role?

Hi, Hitler! The Nine Movie Nazis We Most Love To Hate To Love

Motherf*cking Space Nazis From The Dark Side Of The Moon: The Iron Sky Trailer

So, Just What Are Those Two Surprise Foreign Films Nominated For Best Animated Feature?

One Of These Cast Members Of "The Walking Dead" May Not Survive The Season

Jason Segel Who Makes Movies Is Jeff Who Lives At Home

The 15 Best Character-Driven Fight Scenes In Movies

7 Reasons Why The Dark Knight Rises Won't Be An Epic Fail

Investigate The Future Of Movies In The Side By Side Trailer

Survivor: One World Cast Revealed! Can You Guess The Gay Republican?

Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter Meet FDR, American Badass

Rumors Of The Fantastic Four Film Franchise's Demise Have (Unfortunately) Been Greatly Exaggerated

Only A Real Psycho Would Think The Bates Motel Is A Good Idea For A TV Show

Five Ways Star Trek And Star Wars Are Better Than Each Other

The First Five Minutes Of Haywire Will Make You Spit Blood

Okay, So Maybe Calling An End To The James Franco Backlash Was A Bit Premature: The Broken Tower Trailer

At This Rate It Probably Will Be 2030 Before We Actually Meet Your Mother, Kids

David Cross Warns Us Against Seeing Alvin And The Chipmunks: Chipwrecked

The Live-Action Star Wars TV Show (That Will Never Happen) Finally Has A Name!

Frank Darabont Escapes The Zombies By Traveling Back To L.A. Noir

Three Reasons To Expect A Backlash Against The Post-Oscars James Franco Backlash

There Is No Hope For Any Of Us: "The Walking Dead" Season 2.5 Trailer And Promo Clips

They Keep Hacking Akira To Bits, But The American Remake Just Won't Die

Benedict Cumberbatch In Stark Trek 2? That's elementary, My Dear Dr. McCoy!

BBC America's "Copper" Finally Has A Cast! And... Wait. Who Are These People?

You Can Watch The First Ten Minutes Of Tonight's "Revenge" RIGHT NOW!

Can You Tell The Difference Between The Asus Transformer Prime Laptop/Tablet Computer And Transformers Autobot Leader Optimus Prime?

Kirsten Dunst Seems To Really Enjoy Kissing Upside Down

Based On These Posters Alone Which Of The Following Are You Most Likely To See?

Stop What You're Doing RIGHT NOW And Look At The First Official Image From Ben Affleck's Argo

Former Big Man On Campus Taylor Kitsch Is The Big Man In Japan

You! Shall! Not! Pass... Up! The Chance To Watch All Five Of The Hobbit Video Diaries

Hi-Res Images From The Dark Knight Rises To Obsess Over (And A New Trailer)

Oh, The Latest Underworld 4 Trailer Is Frightful, But Kate Beckinsale Is So Delightful

Paul Bunyan As A Horror Movie Monster? It's Real, And It's Not Spectacular

Merry Not-Christmas Christmas From Netflix And Hulu

I Love You, New Spartacus: Vengeance Trailer

#SaveCommunity #OccupyNBC To Flash Mob 30 Rock... efeller Center Today

Wolverine Pirate Sentenced

Our Precious Is Back Again: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Trailer

Daniel Craig Will (Not) Be In Five More James Bond Films

Madre De Dios! Will Ferrell's Spanish Is Impeccable In The Casa De Mi Padre Teaser

Without "Community" The Return of "30 Rock" Isn't Nearly As "Exciting" As NBC Would Like You To Believe

Guy Pearce Chews Even More Scenery In The New Lock-Out Trailer

The Expendables 2 Trailer Is Basically A Planet Hollywood Owners Reunion

The 10 Least, And 5 Most, Surprising Hollywood (Registered) Republicans

Thursday Night TV News and Video Round-Up: "I'm Attributing The Quality Of Our Show To God."

The Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance Poster Is Off The Chain

The Flowers Of War Looks Like A Master Oscar-Baiter: U.S. Trailer (And Posters)

The Amazing Spider-Man Teaser Poster Has A Case Of Literal "Foreshadowitis"

I've Got The Need, The Need For Speed; Specifically 299,792 Kilometers per Second: The C Trailer

The Sadly Sad Lindsay Lohan

Three Of TV's Most Huggable Sitcom Stars And Emily Blunt Are In A Five-Year Engagement

Why We Need "Community" Now: Pop Culture Homages Dan Harmon And Co. Haven't Gotten To Yet

Even Rob Schneider Seems Confused As To Why He Has A New CBS Sitcom Starting Next Year

Robocop To Meet Captain Kirk In Star Trek 2 (Unicorn May Or May Not Be Involved)

Today In Mesmerization: The 8 Minute Preview Of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

Near, Far, Wherever You Are (Not): Is The Dark Knight Rises IMAX Prologue Playing In Your City?

"The Audience Is Gonna Have The Comfort Of The Familiar, But This Really Special Chemistry Of The New." (TNT's "Dallas" Trailer)

If The Director Of Rubber Is Wrong, I Don't Want To Be Right: 50 Seconds Of WTF?! Perfection

Today In Hollywood Legal Briefs: Harlan Ellison Drops Out, Jesse Eisenberg Gets Off

Daniel Radcliffe Continues To Prove Crazy People May Be Right About His Anti-Christ Tendencies

These Men In Black III Posters Are Lazier Than The Entirety Of Men In Black II

Which Of These Two Mid-Season TV Promos Most Excites You? ("Alcatraz" and "The Firm" Teasers)

Six Batman Movies That Hollywood Should Adapt After Nolan Finishes Showing Everyone How It's Done

Prevented From Sullying The Live Action Akira, Keanu Reeves Decides To Star In A Lesser Known Iconic Japanese Tale

Real Comedies That Could'a Been Oscar Contenders

Five Episodes Of Television For Which We Can Be Thankful

In 2013 Star Trek 2 Will Boldly Go Where It's Gone Before

Things Are Looking Pretty "Grimm" For NBC Thursdays... And Fridays! (Dun Dun Dunnnnn)

Judd Apatow Wants A Best Comedy Oscar Category, Dreams Of Own "King Of The World" Speech

Katy Perry Will Host SNL. Host, Not Sing. Host. HOST. (Bwuh?)

TV Trade News Round-Up: But Only "Arrested Development" Is A Somewhat Suitable Salve For That Open "Community" Wound

Not To Be Out Did By Glenn Beck, Victoria Jackson Is For Real And Has Her Own Web Show, Too

The 5 Best #SAVECOMMUNITY Campaign Posters Made To Avert The Darkest Timeline

Two Early [Fill In Your Holiday After Thanksgiving Of Choice Here] Presents Coming To TV: Boobs And Peeeeeeeeeeter Sagal!

Glenn Beck Wants To Be A Cartoon?

Tim Burton Will Direct Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children

Six Advanced Modern American Filmmakers (And One Advanced Actor)

Character Designs From The Crow Starring The Emu Are A Hoot

10 Movie Characters Who Should Have Died When They Had The Chance

M. Night Shyamalan May Finally Become Self-Aware In One Thousand A.E.

CallIng It: Strippers Vs. Werewolves Could Be One Of The Worst Movies Of 2012

Calling It: Looper Could Be One Of The Best Films Of 2012

Leonardo Da Vinci: Renaissance Man, Super Hero

Hagrid Lived, So Why Did These 10 Movie Characters Have To Die To Manipulate Your Emotions?

Benicio Del Toro Might Be A Villain, Specifically The New Star Trek Nemesis

Where In The World Are Waldo And Carmen Sandiego? Coming Soon To A Theater Near You!

Happy Endings Won't Be Ending Any Time Soon, And That Should Make Everyone Happy

Underworld 4: We've Still Got Kate Beckinsale In Skintight Leather: The Trailer

The Project X Trailer

Who Cares How Frodo Fits Into The Hobbit Films When Hobbiton Itself Will Be A Real Life Tourist Attraction?

Ron Weasley Almost Died, And Five Movie Sidekicks Who Should Still Be Alive

Joss Whedon's Magical Mystery Tour Continues Unabated With A "Timeless Romance"

Coco Now Pronounces You Dude And Dude, You May Kiss The Dude

Jason Segel To Make Sex Tape, And Here's The (Last) Trailer (Parody For The Muppets)

Good News, Everyone! Updates On Whedon's Ado, Jackson's Tintin, And Grazer's Tower

Fan-Made Tintin Opening Credits Sequence Wins At The Internet, Animator Wins At Life

The Dark Tower Film Adaptation Continues To Be A Thing That Will Not Die

The Punisher Sounds Like A Dexter-ous TV Show

Ben Affleck Is Going To Make A Stand. Er, The Stand. Supposedly. For Now. We'll See.

Actually, There Will Be One More Harry Potter Movie: When Harry Left Hogwarts: The Trailer

The Worst Offenders Of Godwin's Law 2011: Celebrity Edition

One Of These Five People Will Be On "Community" This Season, Can You Guess Which One?

The Dark Knight Rises Is Merely An IMAX Prologue To Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol

Arnold "The 'Governator' Is No Longer An Appropriate Nickname For Me" Schwarzenegger Will Make His Big Screen Re-Debut Playing A Border Town Sheriff

Marshall And Lily Show Us Their Goods, And Once Again Jason Segel Proves His Superiority: The Muppets and American Reunion Trailers

Katie Holmes Is A Slutty Pumpkin And Now There's Photographic Evidence

Watch "The Walking Dead" Prologue Web Series Before Season Two Starts This Sunday

Mark Your Calendars: Valentine's Day 2013 Will Be A Good Day To Die Hard

Well, That Was Quick: Sony To Make Steve Jobs Biopic, The MythBusters To Host Documentary

Should Obama Be More Like Spock Or Kirk? And 10 More Film/TV Dynamic Duos Who Make For "Unfair" Presidential Comparisons

Today In Facepalm: Woman Sues Drive For Being Neither Fast Nor Furious Enough

25 Years Later, "The Simpsons" May Finally Bow Out Gracefully

Charlize Theron Is A "Bad" Writer: Young Adult's Dueling Trailers

If You're Impatient For Nolan's Next, The Animated Batman: Year One Is Here To Tide You Over

Eight New A Very Harold And Kumar 3D Christmas Posters (From First To Worst)

Showtime, Netflix, Or Hulu To Finally Answer The Call Of S.O.B.S (Save Our Bluths)

Money Fight!: Why We No Longer Need "The Simpsons"

Unpaid Interns Finally Strike Back Against The Man! (Updated)

With Two New Movies On The Precipice, Charlie Kaufman Clearly Hasn't Been Suffering From "Charlie Kaufman's" Writer's Block

If You Thought The Only Thing Missing From Marvel's Thor Was A Sarcastic, Anthropomorphic Hammer... Then Boy, Do I Have An Icelandic Animated 3D Movie For You: Legends of Valhalla: Thor Trailers

This Just In, Zombies Are Still A Thing: Trailers and Photos for "The Walking Dead" Season Two

In Case You Needed Another Reason Not To Watch "Whitney"

Oh, Hey, Did You Know About This The Avengers Movie Based On The Marvel Comic Book That's Coming Out?

NBC Sells Out With A Dane Cook Sitcom Shocker (Read Between The Lines)

This Just In, A Zombie Could Literally "Jump The Shark" In The Dead Island Movie Adaptation (Artist Rendering Included)

Clark Kent's Got A Brand New Pair Of Glasses In The Man Of Steel. Wait, No, The Opposite Of That. But He Does Have A New Mom

It's Not A Spoiler, It's In The Title: John Dies At The End Trailer

Blake Lively Offered Lead Role In Pride And Prejudice And Zombies (Not As A Zombie, Apparently)

Are These The Cat Ears That Staunched A Thousand Internet Debates?

Yes, It's True... Ghostbusters Is Returning To Multiplexes Near You. (Or Is It? -- Yes It Is: UPDATED)

What Do You Think Of "The Walking Dead" Getting A Talk Show, Mrs. Zombie? (Grr! Argh!)

Today In Facepalm: The Identity Of "How I Met Your Mother's" Slutty Pumpkin Revealed

It's Uncanny, This Valley: The Ups And Downs Of Cinematic CGI (In)Humanity

Wocka Wocka Wocka: The Pig With The Froggy Tattoo Trailer (A Muppets Parody)

The 5 Best Trey Parker & Matt Stone Musical Numbers (Sans Comment)

Good News, Everyone! The Book Of Mormon Is Going To Be A Movie!

Conan O'Brien Has Mouths To Feed, Too, Y'Know (And It's Not Just Andy Richter's)

"How I Met Your Mother" Season 7 Trailer And 13 Things I Learned About HIMYM From Carter Bays and Craig Thomas

Because You Asked For It, More Michael Keaton

The Big Year Probably Isn't Going To Have One

Jay And Seth Vs. The Apocalypse Is, Like, Totally Happening, You Guys

X-Files 3! We Got X-Files 3 Here! See? Nobody Cares...

"Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse!" Don't Blame Me If You're Haunted, A New Beetle Juice Is Already In The Works

AMC Cuts "The Walking Dead" Season 2 In Twain

An In-Depth Look At The Dirty Mouths Of "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia"

Now That's What I Call Music: Another "Community" Season 3 Promo Is Hilarious Harmon-y

The Star Wars Blu-ray Editions Continue To Reveal The Hypocrisy Of George Lucas

"Community" Season 3 Promo Is Good, Man, John Goodman. But Is He Really The Show's Strongest Selling Point?

The News Of The Film Rights To Akira Kurosawa's Ouevre Is Not At All Resplendent

Ghostbusters 3 Without Bill Murray, Dogs And Cats Living Together, Mass Hysteria!

George Harrison Is A Material Girl Living In The Material World

Creator Of The Inexplicable "Glee" And "Nip/Tuck" Has A New TV Show

The Head Jackass and Remy the Rat Will Be Boy Scouts And Battling Brothers

"Ghost Riding The Whip" Takes On A Whole New Meaning In The Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance Trailer

Ridley Scott To Direct A Follow Up To Blade Runner

In The Hysteria Trailer, The Vagina Finally Gets Its Day In The Sun

Jason Patric's "Powers" Protagonist Pic Points to Potentially Precise Production

Captain Trips' Wild Ride: Stephen King's The Stand To Be Adapted Into A Film

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