Pajiba: Sweetened by Mock, Ligthened by Droll
Welcome to the Author Archive for Mrs. Julien
Eloquent Eloquence: Slang Wagon Edition
Creative Silliness and Really Short Stories
Eloquent Eloquence: Post-Coitus Lipstick Edition
Your Fictitious Four
Eloquent Eloquence: Ye Olde Methamphetamyne Edition
Your Favourite Movie Music Sequence
Eloquent Eloquence: Hunnam-Ahummana Edition
In a Dream You Are Never Eighty
Eloquent Eloquence: The Full Thirlby Edition
What Got You Through Those Days?
Oh Yeah, Who Is That?
Eloquent Eloquence: Solidarity Highfive of Impatience! Edition
Eloquent Eloquence: Smells Like a Burning Band-Aid Edition
Eloquent Eloquence: Badass Linguistic Solidarity Edition
I Hate You So Much It Gives Me Energy
Eloquent Eloquence: Verbing a Noun Edition
I'm Younger Than That Now
Eloquent Eloquence: Valhallaback Girl Edition
I Do It For You!
Eloquent Eloquence: Fire Power Under a Poodle Skirt Edition
Look on My Geekiness, Ye Mighty, and Despair!
Eloquent Eloquence: SQUIRRELCANO!!!!! Edition
My Brush with Greatness
Eloquent Eloquence: Socio-Politically Meaningful Gay Sex Edition
Doggone It, People Like Me!
Eloquent Eloquence: We Are Guest Legion Edition
What Wrecks Your Willing Suspension of Disbelief?
Eloquent Eloquence: King of the Guys Edition
The Job You Want, The Job You Dread
Eloquent Eloquence: Temper Klaxon Edition
Pivot! (Questionnaire)
Eloquent Eloquence: Entertainment Industry Neologoportmanteau Edition
Words with Pajibans
Eloquent Eloquence: Hating People That Like Things Edition
The Movie Was Terrible, The Nap Was Wonderfully Refreshing
Eloquent Eloquence: Literrhea Edition
What Makes You Happy?
Eloquent Eloquence: TL:DR Edition
Eloquent Eloquence: Thighs of Fassbender Edition
Your Weekend Comment Diversion
What's On Your Bucket List?
Eloquent Eloquence: Professional Teeth Edition
Have You Ever Hit Someone?
Eloquent Eloquence: B*tches Love Magic! Edition
Do You Believe in God?
Eloquent Eloquence: Young Matt Damon Edition
How Drunk Were You?
Eloquent Eloquence: Sylvia Plath Confessional Oven Mittery Edition
Eloquent Eloquence: Kitsch Antics Edition
Have You Ever Had A Crazy Job Interview?
Eloquent Eloquence: Sartorially Corrected Edition
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Seriously, Guess!
Eloquent Eloquence: Fingerhood Ornaments Edition
Tell Us About Your Unusual Job
Eloquent Eloquence: Climb Mount Molehill Edition
What Is Your Theme Song?
Eloquent Eloquence: Public Meat Edition
Who Is Your Celebrity Lookalike?
Eloquent Eloquence: Awesome Facial Concoctions Edition
What's Your Favourite Quotation?
Eloquent Eloquence: Smarmtacularity Edition
If I Had Two Point Five Million Dollars ...
Eloquent Eloquence: Wild Mass Guessing Edition
Who Was Your Worst Boss?
Eloquent Eloquence: Neologism Cotillion Edition
When Did I Become My Parents?
Eloquent Eloquence: Benedict Malfoy Edition
What Is The Most Bizarre Thing You Can Do With Your Body?
Eloquent Eloquence: B*TCHCEPTION! Edition *BRAAAAAAAAAAM*
My Irrational Celebrity Love
Eloquent Eloquence: Disembowel with My Mind Science Edition
I Was Married By a Judge. I Should Have Asked For a Jury.
Egosurfing: Don't Try to Act All Innocent
Eloquent Eloquence: Surprisingly Synchronized Disease-Ridden Whores Edition
Let's Go, But Inconspicuously, Through the Window
Eloquent Eloquence: Cast into the Machinery Edition
You Say Pajiba, I Say ... Pajiba
Eloquent Eloquence: Fuzzy Assed Math Edition
A Tapestry of Obscenities
Eloquent Eloquence: Humdingers Firmly In Place Edition
Bang Out Your Dead!
Eloquent Eloquence: Storm of Vengeance and Whiskey Edition
Eloquent Eloquence: I'm Your Holy Crocodile Edition
Boy, Am I Glad That's Over
Never Get Involved in a Land War in Asia
Eloquent Eloquence: Community Hate Fondle Edition
Weekend Comment Diversion: How Do You Not Fall Down More?
Eloquent Eloquence: Fiercely Heterosexual Opera Singers Edition
Weekend Comment Diversion: Been Caught Stealing