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Review: The Now Cancelled 'The Shannara Chronicles' Seasons One & Two

Parents Need to Start Enforcing the Naughty List On Christmas

60 Long Winded Thoughts On The 2017 NFL Football Season So Far - Part II

60 Long Winded Thoughts On The 2017 NFL Football Season So Far - Part I

How Halloweeny Is *Too* Halloweeny?

The Judge of the Tobacco Valley

'Game of Thrones' Season 7 Episode 7 "The Dragon And The Wolf" Deep Dive Recap Part II

'Game of Thrones' Season 7 Episode 7 "The Dragon And The Wolf" Deep Dive Recap Part I

'Game of Thrones' Season 7 Episode 6 "Beyond The Wall" Deep Dive Recap

'Game of Thrones' Season 7 Episode 5 "Eastwatch" Deep Dive Recap

'Game of Thrones', Season 7, Episode 4: "The Spoils of War" Deep Dive Recap

The 10 Best Performances From Season One Of J-Lo's 'World Of Dance'

What's Your Personal 'Game of Thrones' Endgame?

Game of Thrones Season 7 Episode 3 'The Queen's Justice' Deep Dive Recap

Rate The Acting For Each Character On 'Game Of Thrones'

'Game of Thrones' Season 7 Episode 2 "Stormborn" Deep Dive Recap

What Does This Russian Alt-Rock Ballad Have To Do With Teens All Over The World Killing Themselves?

Game of Thrones, Season 7, Episode 1: "Dragonstone" Deep Dive Recap

How The Worst Storyline In Game Of Thrones May Have Been Created

'Game Of Thrones': Is It Over Between Jamie and Cersei?

Netflix Tackles Autism In The Upcoming Series 'Atypical'

'Game of Thrones' Recap: Catch Up Before Season 7 Refresher

'Three Tacos Is Me Being A Lady' And Other Gems From The Overlords Food Slack

Cars 3 Wisely Pretends Cars 2 Never Existed

International Travel and Tribalism and A Playlist To Just Shrug It All Off and Dance

Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Logan Browning

Before 'Wonder Woman,' When Robin Wright Played Diana (But Not That Diana)

The Flagrant Lack Of Inarra Serra Merch Out There Is A Gorram Bucket Of Pungent Horse Defecation

What Is The Greatest SEASON Of Television Drama Ever?

Imagineering The Apocalypse With The New Amazon Echo Look

Shocked To Report That 'World Of Dance' on NBC Is Pretty Great

Is It OK To Kill Fundamentalists in Video Games And Other Musings On Religion

Pajiba Make A T-Shirt Weekend: Free Shipping in US, Canada & Australia Through Sunday

Let's Play A Game Where We Pretend We're Russian Intelligence

'Don't Tread On Me And Shit': Fraternizing with the Political Enemy

On Sporting, Irish War Cries And The Current Epicenter Of Human Hotness

Now Look What You've Gone And Done

Are You Supergreen Over The 20th Anniversary Re-Release Of The Fifth Element?

Pajiba Menu Challenge Round Two - Vote Now!

Pajiba Store News and Design Tutorial

One Way To Look At The Aaron Hernandez Tragedy

What's Your Favorite Board Game?

The Pajiba One Page Menu Challenge: Vote Now!

The Pajiba One Page Menu Challenge

Actors Playing Two Roles Is The Beating Heart Of Suck

Dustassleton II: The Zone

Dustassleton Road Trip Addendum

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Review: Amazon's 'Patriot' Is The Best Show Of The Year

Everything Is Amazing about FX's 'Taboo' Except The Show Itself (But You'll Still Get Hooked)

'The Good Fight' Reconstitutes The Post-Will 'The Good Wife' And Adds Even More Howard Lyman

Pajiba Store FAQ

The Glaring Problem With 'Homeland' Season 6

What To Think About As Something You Love Is Corrupted By Something You Abhor

It's Officially Time For Pajiba To Fall Head Over Heels In Love With Sofia Black-D'Elia

Notable TV Scene Stealers Of 2016

Ode To A Little Bag Of Lights And Fuses

The Best Brand In Human History Was One Lightsaber Away From Destruction

A Soul-Rending Story Told By The Crying 'Survivor' Winner Last Night

Ranking the Final 6 Before Tonight's 'Survivor: Gen-X Vs Millennials' Season Finale

'Mozart in the Jungle': Two Days Until The Maestro Returns And All The Love In The World Returns With Him

'Westworld' Finale Recap: Stubbs and Elsie Are Alive

Kevin Reilly Ups The Ante Again At TBS With The Fantastic 'Search Party'

Survivor 'Ten Million Dollar Gamble' Recap And Lovefest

Probably The Most Powerful Thing I've Seen On Television This Year

Breaking: Some Consumers Are Unsatisfied With Their Commemorative Groupon Donald J. Trump Replica Merchandise

'Westworld' Season 1, Episode 8: 'Trace Decay': The Self Is A Kind Of Fiction

'Westworld' Recap Season 1, Episode 7 'Trompe L'Oeil'

Survivor Season 33, Episode 8 Recap: 'I'm The Kingpin'

The Best Thing You Can Teach Your Kids About The Election

Rage, Spotlights And Grand Plans Gone Awry On This Week's 'Survivor'

'Westworld': Who is the Mole Smuggling Data out with the Satellite Uplink?

What's Your LEAST FAVORITE Movie Title?

Update: My Dad Is Not Voting For Donald Trump! A Story Of Righteous Comeuppance

Survivor: Gen-X Vs Millennials Is So Much Fun

Westworld Recap: Season 1, Episode 4: Dissonance Theory

'Westworld' Season 1, Episode 3 Recap and the Voice of God

An Insane Theory About Westworld That's Probably 100% Right But Most Likely Isn't

Just A Quick Trip To The Grocery Store

'Westworld' Recap Season 1 Episode 2: 'Chestnut'

Delos Destinations 'Westworld' Contract Explained

'Westworld Recap' Season 1 Episode 1: 'The Original'

Let's Start The Hillary Clinton Virtual Pep Rally

Mike Ditka Is The Spokesperson For A Generation That Can't Handle Complexity

The Best Things About Michael Schur's 'The Good Place' on NBC

Podcast Recomendation: My Dad Wrote A Porno

Headshots, Time Capsule Racism And The Frustrating Pace Of Change

An Incredulous Masshole Responds to Tom Brady's Suspension

Ten Things You Never Knew About The Wiggles

Five Things You Need To Know About Tonight's NFL Kickoff.

A Dispassionate Look At Kneelgate

Ranking The Best Players Left On The Board After The Season 6 'Game Of Thrones' Culling

A Long Time Fan Favorite Is Back In The Mix At Wimbledon

Søme Of Your Fævørite 'Game Of Thrønes' Actørs Speaking In Their Nætive Tøngues

Game of Thrones Completes The Greatest Season Of Television Ever

Who Gives the Best Moustache Rides in 'Game of Thrones' (and Answers to Other Important Questions)

The Most Astute Players Left In The 'Game Of Thrones', Ranked By Skill

'Game of Thrones': 'The Battle of the Bastards': Why Did Sansa Lie to Jon Snow?

'Game of Thrones': Who Is The Prince That Was Promised?

Historian Ken Burns Destroys Donald Trump in Stanford Commencement Address

Here Are the Best 25 Favorite Characters of 2016

'Game of Thrones' 'No One': Where Is Varys Going?

Hockey, Life and the passing of Gordie Howe, 'Mr. Hockey,' dead at 88

The Best 25 TV Shows of 2016

7 Notable Things To Come Out Of 'You, Me & The Apocalypse'

'Game of Thrones' 'Broken Man': Did Arya Survive?

'Game of Thrones': An Open Letter to Jon Snow

'Game of Thrones' and the Ballad Of Jaime Lannister

'Maya & Martin' Review: Maya Rudolph, Martin Short, Larry David

'Top Gear' Review with Matt LeBlanc

Blood Of My Blood. Arya Stark Re-enters the 'Game of Thrones' And Two Great Houses Get Served By A Bird

Who Are Your Five Favorite Characters 2016?

Game of Thrones, 'The Door': Why Do the Direwolves Keep Dying?

'Game of Thrones' 'Book Of The Stranger' Recap: Who Is Lord Royce?

'Game of Thrones': 20 Better Names For Tormund Giantsbane

Goodbye, Alicia: 'The Good Wife' Nails Its Dismount In The Series Finale

'Game of Thrones' 'Oathbreaker' Recap: Jon Snow's 'Watch Has Ended'

The Musical Career Of 'Game of Thrones' Jacob Anderson/Grey Worm

52 Films By Women: Maya Forbes' 'Infinitely Polar Bear'

'The Good Wife' Reminds Us Why We Cared

'Game of Thrones' Discussion - Season 6, Episode 2 'Home'

'The Good Wife' Starts To Say Goodbye

Who Is The Greatest Corporate Spokesperson Ever?

Silicon Valley Finally Knows What It Is, And It's Awesome

7 Small But Amazing Details in the 'Game of Thrones' Premiere

When Does 'Rogue One' Take Place?

Five Years After 'Happy Endings' First Aired, We Talk To Show Creator David Caspe

'Outlander' Season Two Rolls In Some Fresh Hotness

Natalie Zea as Samantha Bee? Uh, Yes Times Infinity. TBS launches 'The Detour'

Is A Relationship The Most Dangerous Thing On 'Game Of Thrones'?

When Will The Robots Take Your Job?

Who is the Television's Comedic Successor to Ron Swanson?

Hillary's Stranglehold On The Black Vote Goes International

What is the Fuerdai and Are They the Key To China's Velvet Revolution?

In Anticipation Of Hillary: The Sixteen Best Broad City Cameos

I Hate To Be The One To Tell You This, But There Is No 'Hollywood'

We're One Month Away From The Start Of 'Outlander' Season Two

So Many Awesome People In One Movie

A Scientific Analysis of the Oscars' Music Rolling

Why The F*ck Are We Rolling Music Over Anyone At The Oscars? A Profane Rant

Two Words That Don't Exist In English And One That Absolutely Should

9 Hard-To-Overlook Things That Suck About Showtime's 'Billions'

What's Your Favorite AudioBook Of All Time?

The 'Dresden Files' Half-Pole Scoffcap

The Lasting Legacy And Surprising Backlash Against the Era of Bullshit

The Hook is Everything: How Binge Episodes Are Evolving To Fit A Modern Audience

Smart, Interesting Girls. Sweet, Sensitive Boys.

FX's Baskets Is A Brilliant Mess Inside The Modern Comedy Thermosphere

With This Technological Marvel, Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again.

Your 2016 Super Bowl Primer

Is Rob Lowe The Greatest TV Actor Of The Last 20 Years?

A Too Little Too Late Farewell To Glenn Frey

The 2016 Presidential Candidates As Lord Of The Rings Characters

Jonathan Strange And Mr. Norrell Is Like Watching A Book, But In The Best Way

NFL Championship Weekend Sets The Table For An Amazing Weekend Of Football

'Billions' Review: I Dare You To Buy Into This Show With Me

Remember Sawyer From 'Lost'? No? Okay Forget I Said Anything.

I Wasn't Ready For You To Go, Alan Rickman. I Wish I Had Known That.

'Mr. Robot' Is Not as Good As You Think It Is

The 2016 Golden Globes Signaled The End Of Old Hollywood

The New York Giants Just Made The Biggest Mistake In Franchise History

What Are You Hooked On Right Now?

Netflix's 'Jessica Jones' Scoffcap

A Few Thoughts About The End Of 'The Knick'

The Entire Homeland Season Five A-Plot Was Half An Episode Long

The Force Awakens Reaction Meter / Weekend Discussion Thread [SPOILERS]

The 'Fargo' Season Two Finale Wrapped Up One Of The Best Seasons Of Television Ever

A 'Homeland' Scoffing Recap

The Fargo Season Two Posters In The FX Store Are Straight Up Bonkers

'Fargo' Season Two Wood Chipper Death Watch - Vote Now!

The G-Rated Cartoon Explainer for 'Homeland' Season 5

Ten Thoughts About 'Fargo' Season Two Episode 8 'Loplop'

All the Nods to the Coen Bros. Films in Last Night's 'Fargo'

Dutch Comedy Central Edits Out Controversial 'South Park' Scene

Every Player that Enters the NFL Hopes To Be The Best; Peyton Manning Has Been

'The Good Wife' Is a Disaster and No Longer Worth Watching

The Good Wife, Ambassador Sexypants Edition

22 Unimpeachable, Unassailable Reasons You Should Watch 'Fargo' On FX

Why Did Ravens WR Steve Smith Cover His Face After His Career-Ending Injury?

The Horror: Living A Life Outside Of Fear-Based Entertainment

We're In The Middle Of The Best 'South Park' Season Ever

Who is Running Allison on 'Homeland'?

Experience The Reese Dipple Of It All On 'The Good Wife'

Livecasting The Very First NFL Global International Livecast From London

The Absolute Best Way To Not Annihilate Your Kids' Halloween Candy for Six Weeks

'The Good Wife' Decided to Give Viewers Everything They Never Wanted

Star Wars Call Us Home

NFL Week 5 In Review, Plus Star Wars Monday, GIFageddon and The Hatewatch Revenge Game Of The Century

'The Good Wife': Jeffrey Dean Morgan is the Human Definition of a Man

A Bunch Of Super Important Rules Of Hollywood I Learned From The Entourage Movie

NFL Week Four In Review, Matt Nathanson, Father Time And Gameplanning For DangeRuss

The Most Objective Longmire Season Four Review You'll Ever Read

Why Doesn't NFL HQ Let Erin Coscarelli Sit Down?

The Full NFL Week 3 Recap: Pure, Unadulterated Carnage

The Unlikely Rise Of Carson Palmer

The Green Bay Packers' Fake Lambeau Leap Wall

What's Your Favorite Suicide Song?

NFL Week One Highlights, Thoughts And Important Moments Featuring Teddy Roosevelt

Review: Kurt Sutter's 'The Bastard Executioner': You Put Your Blood Bag In My RenFaire!

The 2015-2016 NFL Season Preview

Let the #1 Song In Italy Stoke Your Wanderlust

A Glorious New Day In The Age Of Spoilers

Is Bryan Cranston's Amazon Series 'Sneaky Pete' Worth Watching?

What The Hell Is A Texan, Anyway?

Review: Apple iCloud vs. Amazon Cloud Drive vs. Google Storage

Lesser Known 'Game Of Thrones' Sigils

Would You Let Significant Other Cheat On You for $1 Million?

'Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll' And A Love Letter To Denis Leary and Another Time

A Public Plea for Bill Simmons To Take Down Roger Goodell

The Damning Case Against Nic Pizzolatto and 'True Detective'

What Are the Rules of Life You Wish Everyone Else Knew?

Here's What's Wrong with 'True Detective' This Season

Watching the Dismantling of ESPN is the Best Thing about ESPN

Why Amazon's 'Catastrophe' is More Important Than FX's 'You're the Worst'

Review: 'The Jim Gaffigan Show' Succeeds By Giving the Networks the Finger

'True Detective' Recap: 'Down Will Come'

'7 Days in Hell' Is Awesome, And Jon Snow Is Hysterical

Your Opinion of 'True Detective' This Season May Be Skewed by Your Opinion of Nic Pizzolatto

Review: 'True Detective and the Misguided Arrogance of that Ray Velcoro Development

250 Songs to Have Sex To: The Sexiest Songs on Spotify

Your Ultimate 'End Credits' Soundtrack Picks Are In (And Playlisted)

Your Ultimate 'Action Scene' Soundtrack Picks Are In (And Playlisted)

What Happens When 'Homeland' Has Drunken, Unprotected Sex with 'Veep'?' 'The Brink' Review

HBO's 'Ballers': Fast Living Concept Obscures A Show With Real Potential

Your Ultimate 'Opening Credits' Soundtrack Picks Are In (And Playlisted)

Let's Make the Movie Soundtrack of Your Life

Your 25 Favorite Characters in Film, TV and Literature

Which Distractingly Amazing Video Game Are You Most Excited For?

Here Are Your 25 Favorite TV Shows of All Time

Ten Random 10 Second Clips To Wipe Away Your Game Of Thrones Bitterness

The 'Silicon Valley' Finale Brilliantly Salvaged an Otherwise Troubled Second Season

An Open Letter To The Unsullied

Caitlyn Jenner Would Not Have Been Bob Costas' First Choice

Here Are Your Favorite Movies or Movie Series, According To You

Your Favorite Comics, According to You

Here Are Your Favorite Video Games, According To You

R2-D2 is a Dude, Right? And Other Musings On Gender And Technology

Here Are All the Iconic Characters You Don't Give a Rat's Ass About

Here Are Your 20 Favorite Books

Here Are Your Favorite 'Parks and Recreation' Characters

One Man's Opinion About The State Of Men In Game Of Thrones

What Do Your 5 Favorite Characters Say about You?

The 'Boy in the Box' May Be the Most Consistently Great Film Genre of the Last 15 Years

A Pixar Artist Makes Kids-Book Awesomeness from R-Rated movies

Why Yoda Is the Most Useless Character in the 'Star Wars' Universe

When Exactly Did 'Downton Abbey' Die For You?

Two Sundays Out: A Final Look at the NFL 2014-2015 season

Pajiba's Comprehensive Guide to Super Bowl XLIX

How Will God Punish Bill Belichick for Deflategate?

How Nick, Jr. Just Set Feminism Back 40 Years

Why Peyton Is Not Done And a Preview of the NFL League Championship Round

This Week in American Football: The Detroit Lions, Failure, and Mediocrity

The 2014 NFL 'In Memoriam'

Has Peter Quinn Jack Bauer'd America Into a Tacit Approval of Torture?

A Typical Conversation Between a Fantasy Football Coach And His/Her Significant Other