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lainey-bobainey.jpg Lainey Bobainey, Copy Editor & Linkmaster: Lainey spent a decade working in Human Resources, but realized she doesn't particularly care for humans or being a resource, so now she wears pajamas while working in her spacehouse. Technically, she lives in a Lustron along with her husband who creates games, and a Siamese cat that squeaks. She's pro-choice, pro-marriage equality, pro-BLM, and pro-Oxford Comma. She enjoys red-lining errors for business and for pleasure. You can Tweet at her on Twitter.








The President of the United States is F**cking Furious


There Were A Lot of Bad April Fool's Pranks Today. Lin Manuel-Miranda's Was ALMOST Good


A Longtime Pajiban and Jeopardy Winner Tweet Trashes Eric Trump and Family


The Court of Public Opinion Has Indicted the Beyoncé Biter


Stormy Daniels Kept the Dress, Because Of Course She Kept the Dress, Why Wouldn't She Keep the Dress?


Is Tiffany Trump Rooting Against Her Father?


SNL's Michael Che is Still An Asshole


Stormy Daniels Takes No Sh*t


Donald Trump Jr. Allegedly Had An Affair, While Stormy Daniels Really Does Have Dick Pics of the POTUS


Another Trumper's Wife Files for Divorce; Sandra Bullock Gets a Penis Facial


The Fix is In: GOP Clears Trump of Collusion


While Trump Tries to Kill Stormy Daniels' '60 Minutes' Interview, She's Busy Making it Rain


Brace Yourselves: We Are Officially, Uh, Inching Ever Closer to a Trump Dick Pic


Uma and Ethan's Daughter Gets a 'Strange' New Gig on a Beloved Netflix Series


Don Jr. Thinks Big Pharma Is Behind Mass Shootings


Groot Is Dead


Stacey Dash Is Running for Congress, and Jennifer Lawrence Didn't Sleep with Chris Pratt


Olympian Trashes Ivanka Trump, And the Internet Piles On


Amber Tamblyn Believes Women. Her Husband David Cross? Not So Much


Kate Upton Accuses Guess Co-Founder of Untoward Behavior & Janelle Monae and Tessa Thompson Now Have Shippers


Jenn and Justin Split Comes Into Focus; Mariah Carey Shades Fergie


Fergie Sang the National Anthem at the NBA All Star Game. It Was Not Good


FBI Counterintelligence Agent Breaks Down on CNN in the Wake of Another School Shooting


Kim Cattrall Hates Sarah Jessica Parker


Reese Witherspoon Opens Up About Leaving an Abusive Partner


Another Celebrity Couple Splits, But Love Is Not Dead. It Just Doesn't Do Long Distance Relationships


Netflix Just Surprise Dropped the 'Cloverfield' Sequel, and Oh! The Eagles Won the Super Bowl


There Is Some Serious Sh*t Going on with the Russia Investigation Right Now


A Second, Independently Researched Trump-Russia Memo Alleges Trump Compromised by Pee Tape


Chicago-Times Pulls Richard Roeper for the Absolute Dumbest Reason


Alec Baldwin Is an Unacceptable Human Being


Wanna Feel Old, Gen Xers? The Daughter of Supermodel Cindy Crawford Is Now a Model Herself


Garrison Keillor Is a Bad, Bad Man


Donald Trump, Threatened by President Kelly, Is Already Considering Another Replacement


Scarlett Johansson Calls Out James Franco for His Inappropriate Behavior


Amazon Cancels Three Series, Netflix Axes One


Aziz Ansari Responds to Allegations of Sexual Misconduct


Gillian Anderson Is Done with 'The X-Files,' 'American Gods,' But Duchovony? We'll See


The Gender Pay Gap on the 'All the Money in the World' Reshoots Was a Shameful, Whopping 99 Percent


Dumb Motherfucker Demanding that Players Stand for National Anthem Doesn't Know the Words to the Goddamn National Anthem


The Year's First Great Twitter Exchange Involves Chelsea Clinton, Chrissy Teigen, and ... Hooters


Our Psychotic President Has Confused Dick Measuring for Foreign Diplomacy Again


Donald Trump Thinks an Awful Lot of Himself, Doesn't He?


Report: Instead of Pardoning Michael Flynn, Donald Trump Plans to Use Him as a Scapegoat


What's Next for Trump after the GOP Tax Plan? The 'Black People Plan'


Ted Cruz Twitter-Shamed by Mark Hamill, Plus the Year's Best Tweet


Paul Ryan Stepping Down? Mike Cernovich Going to Jail? And How Black Women Saved America


Holy Shit: The Democrat Doug Jones Has Won the Goddamn Alabama Senate Race


Donald Trump is Furious With His U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley For Validating the Women Who Accused Him of Harassment


The Tremendous Outpouring of Support for Bullied Student Keaton Jones Has Been Nothing Short of Incredible


Dustin Hoffman Gets Into a Spat with John Oliver Over Harassment, Plus What's Up with Scott Baio?


Billy Bush Has Entered His Redemption Arc and Scarjo Is Dating Colin Jost, So We've Reached Peak 2017


Two More Allegations Against Lauer, Geraldo is On the Hot Seat, and Trump Brags About 'First Rate P*ssy'


Jennifer Lawrence Was As Sick and Goddamn Tired of Her Ex Darren Aronofsky Talking About 'mother!' As The Rest Of Us


Armie Hammer Ditches Twitter After a Dustup with Buzzfeed


That Awkward Moment When the President Calls Out His Daughter For Not Supporting a Pedophile


We Haven't Talked Enough About How Awesome Terry Crews Is


For Jeffrey Tambor, Sexual Harassment Allegations Do Not Fall Far from the Asshole Tree


Two More Roy Moore Accusers Come Forward, But He’s Sticking To His Story


'People' Names the Sexiest Man Alive and It's Neither One of These Guys So What's the Point?


Jenny Slate and Chris Evans May Be Back Together (They Are Definitely Back Together)


This Business with George Takei Is Incredibly Unfortunate


Jeffrey Tambor Denies Sexual Harassment Allegations; Charlie Sheen Denies Molesting Corey Haim


Election Night: Democrats Win, and In a Rout


Harvey Weinstein Hired Ex-Mossad Agents To Silence His Accusers


A Four Year Old Was Shot Four Times Today Because Paul Ryan is a Gutless Coward


Fox News Pulled Some Seriously Shady Sh*t On Jake Tapper Today


Superman Henry Cavill Criticizes DCU, Credits Wonder Woman for Saving It


There's Something Fishy Going on with Netflix's 'Cancellation' of Kevin Spacey's 'House of Cards'


Twitter Reacts to Trump's Desperation Tweets, and Gwyneth Wins Halloween?


Cate Blanchett: Women 'Like Looking Sexy, But It Doesn’t Mean We Want to F**k You'


Eric Bolling Asks Bill O'Reilly Not to Invoke His Son's Death To Defend Himself Against Sexual Harassment Claims


Ewan McGregor Reportedly Stepped Out On His Wife with Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Plus Harvey Weinstein is ... Cured?


Jake Tapper Double Taps Bill O'Reilly with the Twitter Burn of the Week


Twitter Flipped Its Sh*t After the Fox News W.H. Correspondent Called Hillary a 'Shadow President'


Hero Martha Plimpton Calls Out Mayim Bialik for That Trash, Victim-Blaming NYTimes Op-Ed


How Is This Man in Charge of the Largest Economy in the World? (Not Ruffalo, Obviously)


Frankie Muniz Has Almost No Memory of Starring in 'Malcolm in the Middle'


Donna Karan Bizarrely Defends Harvey Weinstein; Hollywood Men Remain Silent


POS Harvey Weinstein Officially Fired, and Bob Corker Pops Off on Donald Trump


Here's That Dumb Mother F**ker Donald Trump, in a Nutshell


Kim Cattrall Says Her Relationship with Sarah Jessica Parker is 'Toxic'


Kushner's a Hypocrite, O'Reilly Is Trash, Trump Is Evil, and Robertson Is a Goblin


People Are Dying in Puerto Rico and Trump Seriously Just Dedicated a (F#@king) Golf Trophy to Them


Here It Is, Folks: The Single Dumbest Question of 2017


A Second Kardashian Is Pregnant This Week, Plus a Real-Life 'Game of Thrones' Engagement


Thank You Mulder and Scully


Sexual Assault Allegations Surface Against Ain't It Cool News Founder Harry Knowles


'SNL' Is Almost Back, and You Could Not Ask for Three Better Hosts


Colin Jost Says His +1 Was Too Busy To Go to The Emmys with Him. Uh Huh, Sure Colin


The FBI Wiretapped Paul Manafort's Conversations with Trump; Indictment Expected Soon


Well, Why the Hell Do the Comments on Twitter from Jemele Hill About POTUS Not Represent ESPN, Huh?


Jim Carrey Goes on a Looney Tunes Rant on the Red Carpet


Why Do We Take Reese Witherspoon For Granted?


Seth Meyers Takes Hillary to Task for Blaming Bernie Sanders for Her Loss


Donald Trump Just Has No Idea What the Hell He's Doing Now


Hillary Rakes Bernie in Her Upcoming Book on the 2016 Campaign


Bob Mueller Is a Very Smart Man, Part 326: The Pardon Workaround


Defense Secretary Mattis, Apparently Defying Trump, Has Frozen The Ban Against Transgender Troops


You See! Social Media Shaming DOES Work!


In Fresh War of Words with Trump, Mexico Once Again Proves It's the Much Bigger Person


Another Potential Land Mine Surfaces in Probe of Russian Collusion with Trump Campaign


Billy Joel Wears Star of David at Madison Square Garden Sold Out Concert


Joss Whedon’s Ex-Wife Kai Cole Opens Up About Joss’s String of Affairs Dating Back to ‘Buffy’


Seth Meyers Identifies for Removal the Most Racist Monument in NYC


Good Lord, Cate Blanchett. GOOD LORD


These Two Are Making a Movie Together, So There's Still Some Good In the World


A Sober Seth Meyers Gives the Perfect Retort to Donald Trump's Inadequate Charlottesville Response


The White House May Be Days Away from a Complete Implosion


Now We Know Why All Those Guys in the National Security Council Were Fired


Butthurt Anthony Scaramucci Lashes Out at New Yorker Reporter on Twitter


Disney Is Getting in on that Sweet Streaming Cash and Yanking its Flix from Netflix


Conservative Twitter Throws Hissy Fit After Google Fires The Sexist Dumbass Behind That Anti-Diversity Manifesto


Critics Got to See Marvel's 'Inhumans' Pilot, And It Did Not Go Well


Even Fox News Thinks Stephen Miller Shouldn't Be Allowed to be On TV Anymore


Donald Trump Wants to Investigate Colleges for Discriminating Against Whites, Because Of Course He Does


White House Officials, Including Scaramucci, Made Revealing Statements to an Email Prankster


Sean Hannity Rails Against Arrogant Elitists, Spends $42,000 on a Lobster Dinner


CBO Scores the 'Skinny Repeal'; In Turn, Unhappy Republicans Vote to Defund the CBO


Senate Defeats Trumpcare, No Thanks to 'Hero' John McCain


Goddamit, John McCain


Jeff Sessions Lied His Little Elfin Ass Off Under Oath


Jenny Slate Went on the Worst Date Ever with, Like, a LITERAL Knight


Pink Is a Horrible Mother, Says Mommy-Shaming Snowflake Brigade


Mindy Kaling Is Pregnant and The Father Is Mr. None Of Your Damn Business


We Love It When Celebrities We Didn't Know Were Dating Suddenly Get Married


Fox News Anchor: 'The Deception Is Mind-Boggling, Why Are We Getting Told All These Lies?'


Donald Trump Now Has An Imaginary Friend, According to the Associated Press


Fox News Is Not Having a Great Night


You Know Things Are Bad for Trump When This Is the Lead on The Drudge Report


Those Who Still Don’t Loathe Lena Dunham Have Been Given a Reason to Loathe Lena Dunham


Patton Oswalt Is Getting Remarried, and Those Two from NBC's 'Grimm' Are Married, Too


Maybe This Is Why Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone Broke Up (It's Not; It's Really Not)


Watch a Dude Absolutely Slay a Whitney Song Because It's Exactly What You Need Right Now


Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Seth Meyers


Sean Hannity and Anne Coulter Are Fighting On the Internet, Bless Their Hearts


Donald Trump Gets Creepy with a Female Journalist


The Senate Health Care Bill May Collapse As Soon as Tomorrow #IWantToBelieve


One Nevada Senator Stands in the Way of 25,000 Deaths


Details of the Senate's Obamacare Repeal Are Out, And It Is Poor-Hating Trash


Johnny Depp Offered to Sell What's Left of His Soul to Settle Debts


Goddamnit, Jon Ossoff: We Didn't Need Any Last Minute F*ck Ups


Associated Press Reports that the Leader of the Free World is Literally Yelling at TV Sets


It Looks Like Alex Jones and Megyn Kelly Are Set To Destroy Each Other's Careers


Tom Cruise's 'Controlling Behavior' Being Blamed for the Failure of 'The Mummy'


Reese Witherspoon Is All About the Blind Items These Days and We Love It


A Ranting Alex Jones Is Asking that His Megyn Kelly Interview Not Air on Father's Day


The Ambassador of the State of Qatar to the United States Just Called Out Trump on Twitter


Kamala Harris Cut Off and Tone Policed by GOP Senate Intelligence Committee Chair


What's the Deal with Jerry Seinfeld? Asshole or a Hero to Non-Huggers Of the World?


Donald Trump Feels 'Deep Resentment' Toward One-Time Ally Jeff Sessions 😊


TJ Miller Reveals Why He Left 'Silicon Valley'


You Guys, It's Been a Really Hard Day for Ivanka Trump, But Thank God, She's Going to Be OK!


Hang It Up, Folks: Hillary Clinton Has Won the #Covfefe Wars


Donald Trump Is 'Emotionally Withdrawing and Gaining Weight'


Who Is THE Nicest Celebrity on the Planet with Whom to Work?


Jared Kushner, Who Is Now a Focus in Russia Investigation, Is 'Basically a Sh*thead'


Update: Fox News Reporter Saw GOP Congressional Candidate Violently Grab Reporter by the Neck and Throw Him Down


The Obamas Are "Just Breathing, Y'all" and My God, Do They Look Good Doing It


No, Dipsh*t, A Terrorist Attack Is Not The Time to Test Your Material on Twitter


Trump's Drawing and Quartering Continues as The 'Post' Pulls One Leg and the 'Times' Pulls the Other


So, About Those Early Reactions to 'Wonder Woman' ...


Netflix Is Hacking Your Movies, You Bingewatching Plebes


John McCain Now Comparing Trump Scandals to Watergate, Plus Blake Lively: Lady Cage Fighter?


Fox News Under Fire For Calling an 8 Year Old on the Autism Spectrum a 'Stalker,' 'Snowflake'


Guy Ritchie Wants to Know 'Where the F*ck Were You' When 'Man From U.N.C.L.E.' Was Released?


Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is the Worst


Take Notes, Folks, Because This Is How You #Resist


If Trump Really Wants to Piss Off/Motivate Liberals, This Would Do It


If You Didn't Love The New Guy Playing Spider-Man Before, We Promise You Will Now


Chris Rock Admits He Was a 'Piece of Sh*t' For Cheating on His Wife


Furious Alien Life Form and His Earthling Wife Were Turned Away from Rihanna's Met Gala After-Party


Bill Shine Is Out at Fox News, and Sean Hannity May Be Next


Scott Baio’s Wife Defends the Size of Baio’s Penis After Bizarre Fight Over Erin Moran's Death Escalates Because 2017


Less Wife Beaters, More The Rock at Disney Please


Hero Jake Tapper Takes a Wicked Shot at Jesse Watters, Fox News


Professional White Person Wes Anderson Dips His Toes into the Whitewashing Controversy


Sean Hannity Is 'Weird and Creepy' But Did Not Sexually Harass, Says Accuser


Bill O'Reilly Threatened to End the Career of the Woman Who Ended His Because Karma, Motherf**kers


Tori Spelling Should Maybe Consider a Less Expensive Fetish


So ... It Looks Like Bill O'Reilly Is Probably Done at Fox News


Reality Catches Up to Alex Jones, Who Is Caught Between a Rock and a Custody Suit


The First Time Matthew Rhys Asked Keri Russell Out, He Was Drunk


GOP Congressman Snaps During Town Hall with Angry Constituents


Can Handsome Jude Law Offset Skeevy, Abusive Johnny Depp?


Alanis Morrisette Tells Her Former Manager to Shove That Apology Up His Ass


Brian Williams Is In the News Again. No, It's Not for a Good Reason


Stand Back Everyone: Trump's Got This


Michael Sheen Has Named His Penis After an Actress with 13 Emmy Nominations


Anne Coulter Has a 'Celebrity Boyfriend,' And Oh, Boy: Really? Him?


Fox News Doesn't Care About Women


James Van Der Beek Would Really Rather You Not Ask About 'Dawson's Creek' Anymore, Please


Step Aside Stone & Garfield: Chris Evans and Jenny Slate Are America's Favorite Ex-Sweethearts


How Much Lower Can Donald Trump's Approval Ratings Fall?


Fox News Has Completely Snapped the Leash of Human Decency


DiCaprio Keeps Getting Older, But His Girlfriends Stay the Same Age


Hollywood Can't Stand Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard (Hollywood is Wrong)


Donald Trump Must Be Tired of Winning


Goddammit, Now Why Do They Have To Go and Ruin a Perfectly Good TV Show


Netflix to ‘Iron Fist’ Creator: ‘Oh God! Shut Up, You’re Not Helping!’


The Most Brazen Lie Sean Spicer Told at Today's Press Conference


Paul Ryan's Embarrassing Drinking Display Has Brought Further Shame Upon America


The Cop Who Killed Michael Brown Admits His Story Wasn't True


Breitbart is Trying to F*ck Over Paul Ryan (And It's Probably Gonna Work)


The CBO Scores Trump's Health Plan and Spoiler: It's a F**king Disaster


John Goodman Makes Sweet, Sweet Love to the Hollywood Walk of Fame


Brie Larson Confirms Her Chilly Oscar Reception to Casey Affleck Was Intentional


Sean Spicer Did It! He Found the Single Worst Reason to Support the GOP Healthcare Bill!


Director Kenneth Lonergan Badly Defends Casey Affleck, Yells at Clouds, College Students


Danny Masterson Reportedly Being Investigated for Raping Three Fellow Scientologists


Does This Photo Somehow Make Emma Watson Less of a Feminist?


Celebrity Couple No One Remembers Was Together No Longer Together


Sean Spicer Calls Out the AP for False Reporting, but the AP Kept the Goddamn Receipts


There's Nothing a Little Guy Love Can't Fix


Kellyanne Conway Sends ❤ ❤ to Racist Trash on Twitter, Badly Lies About It


Dear God, What Has This Woman Done? WHAT HAS SHE DONE?


The Japanese PM's Reaction to Trump's Handshake Is Goddamn Priceless


Fox News: Women Should Be Soft, Shut the F*ck Up


That Guy From 'This Is Us' Is Also That Guy from 'Stranger Things,' Plus a Fat Suit


Ted Cruz, Cyborg Senator, Tries for Sympathy Lands on Idiocy


Jane the Virgin - OMG! Spoilers Spoilers SO Many Spoilers


President Obama Is All Out of F**cks


On Donald and Melania, Sophie Turner Delivers a Scalding Twitter Burn


Even Serial Harasser Bill O'Reilly Is Not Optimistic About Donald Trump's Presidency


Queen Bey Will Save Us All


The Dickish Rob Lowe Tweet is the Gift that Keeps Giving


Milk Chocolate is Pointless and Samantha Bee Agrees


Stephen Bannon Just Told the Media to 'Keep Its Mouth Shut,' Which Sounds Not Very Democratic


The Late Carrie Fisher Remarkably Continues to Lead the Resistance








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