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Senate Defeats Trumpcare, But the Health Care Debate Will Never End

Goddamnit, John McCain

Jeff Sessions Lied His Little Elfin Ass Off Under Oath

Jenny Slate Went on the Worst Date Ever with, Like, a LITERAL Knight

How Many Kids Does Pink Have?

Mindy Kaling Is Pregnant and The Father Is None Of Your Damn Business

We Love It When Celebrities We Didn't Know Were Dating Suddenly Get Married

Fox News Anchor: 'The Deception Is Mind-Boggling, Why Are We Getting Told All These Lies?'

Donald Trump Now Has An Imaginary Friend, According to the Associated Press

Fox News Is Not Having a Great Night

You Know Things Are Bad for Trump When This Is the Lead on The Drudge Report

Those Who Still Don't Loathe Lena Dunham Have Been Given a Reason to Loathe Lena Dunham

Patton Oswalt Is Getting Remarried, and Those Two from NBC's 'Grimm' Are Married, Too

Maybe This Is Why Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone Broke Up (It's Not)

Watch a Dude Absolutely Slay a Whitney Song Because It's Exactly What You Need Right Now

For You Consideration: Seth Meyers

Sean Hannity and Anne Coulter Are Fighting On the Internet, Bless Their Hearts

Donald Trump Gets Creepy with a Female Journalist

The Senate Health Care Bill May Collapse As Soon as Tomorrow

One Nevada Senator Stands in the Way of 20,000 Deaths

Details of the Senate's Obamacare Repeal Are Out, And It Is Poor-Hating Trash

Johnny Depp Offered to Sell What's Left of His Soul to Settle Debts

Goddamnit, Jon Ossoff: We Didn't Need Any Last Minute F*ck Ups

Associated Press Reports that the Man with the Nuclear Football is Literally Yelling at TV Sets

It Looks Like Alex Jones and Megyn Kelly Are Set To Destroy Each Other's Careers

Tom Cruise's 'Controlling Behavior' Being Blamed for the Failure of 'The Mummy'

Reese Witherspoon Is All About the Blind Items These Days and We Love It

A Ranting Alex Jones Is Asking that His Megyn Kelly Interview Not Air on Father's Day

The Ambassador of the State of Qatar to the United States Just Called Out Trump on Twitter

Nevertheless, She Also Persisted

Jerry Seinfeld: Asshole or Hero to Non-Huggers Of the World?

Donald Trump Feels 'Deep Resentment' Toward Jeff Sessions 😊

TJ Miller Reveals Why He Left 'Silicon Valley'

You Guys, It's Been a Really Hard Day for Ivanka Trump, But Thank God, She's Going to Be OK!

Hang It Up, Folks: Hillary Clinton Has Won the #Confefe Wars

Donald Trump Is 'Emotionally Withdrawing and Gaining Weight'

Who Is THE Nicest Celebrity on the Planet with Whom to Work?

Jared Kushner, Who Is Now a Focus in Russia Investigation, Is 'Basically a Sh*thead'

GOP Congressional Candidate Violently Body Slams Reporter on the Eve of Montana Election

The Obamas Are "Just Breathing, Y'all" and My God, Do They Look Good Doing It

A Terrorist Attack Is NOT The Time to Test Your Material on Twitter

Trump's Drawing and Quartering Continues as The 'Post' Pulls One Leg and the 'Times' Pulls the Other

So, About Those Early Reactions to 'Wonder Woman' ...

Netflix Is Hacking Your Movies, You Bingewatching Plebes

John McCain Now Comparing Trump Scandals to Watergate

Fox News Under Fire For Calling an 8 Year Old on the Autism Spectrum a 'Stalker,' 'Snowflake'

Guy Ritchie Wants to Know 'Where the F*ck Were You' When 'Man From U.N.C.L.E.' Was Released?

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is the Worst

Take Notes, Folks, Because This Is How You #Resist

If Trump Really Wants to Piss Off/Motivate Liberals, This Would Do It

If You Didn't Love The New Guy Playing Spider-Man Before, We Promise You Will Now

HBO Confirms 'Game of Thrones' Spin-Offs Are Coming

Furious Alien Life Form and His Earthling Wife Were Turned Away from Rihanna's Met Gala After-Party

Bill Shine Is Out at Fox News, and Sean Hannity May Be Next

Scott Baio's Wife Defends the Size of Baio's Penis After Bizarre Fight Over Erin Moran's Death Escalates

Less Wife Beaters, More The Rock at Disney Please

Hero Jake Tapper Takes a Wicked Shot at Jesse Watters, Fox News

Professional White Person Wes Anderson Dips His Toes into the Whitewashing Controversy

Sean Hannity Is 'Weird and Creepy' But Did Not Sexually Harass, Says Accuser

Bill O'Reilly Threatened to End the Career of the Woman Who Ended His

Tori Spelling Should Maybe Consider a Less Expensive Fetish

It Looks Like Bill O'Reilly Is Probably Done at Fox News

Reality Catches Up to Alex Jones, Who Is Caught Between a Rock and a Custody Suit

The First Time Matthew Rhys Asked Keri Russell Out, He Was Drunk

GOP Congressman Snaps During Town Hall with Angry Constituents

Can Handsome Jude Law Offset Skeevy, Abusive Johnny Depp?

Alanis Morissette Tells Her Former Manager to Shove That Apology Up His Ass

Brian Williams Is In the News Again. No, It's Not for a Good Reason

Stand Back Everyone: Trump's Got This

Michael Sheen Has Named His Penis After Christine Baranski

Anne Coulter Has a 'Celebrity Boyfriend,' And Oh, Boy: Really? Him? GTFO

Fox News Doesn't Care About Women

James Van Der Beek Would Really Rather You Not Ask About 'Dawson's Creek' Anymore

Chris Evans and Jenny Slate Are the Best Ex-Sweethearts

How Much Lower Can Donald Trump's Approval Ratings Fall?

Fox News Has Completely Snapped the Leash of Human Decency

DiCaprio Keeps Getting Older, But His Girlfriends Stay the Same Age

Hollywood Can't Stand Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard (Hollywood is Wrong)

Donald Trump Must Be Tired of Winning

Chris Brown Set to Appear on 'Black-ish'

Netflix to 'Iron Fist' Creator: 'Oh God! Shut Up, You're Not Helping!'

The Most Brazen Lie Sean Spicer Told at Today's Press Conference

Paul Ryan's Embarrassing Drinking Display Has Brought Further Shame Upon America

The Cop Who Killed Michael Brown Admits His Story Wasn't True

Breitbart is Trying to F*ck Over Paul Ryan (And It's Probably Gonna Work)

The CBO Scores Trump's Health Plan and Spoiler: It's a F**king Disaster

John Goodman Makes Sweet, Sweet Love to the Hollywood Walk of Fame

Brie Larson's Silent Response to Casey Affleck's Win Spoke Volumes

Sean Spicer Did It! He Found the Worst Reason to Support the GOP Healthcare Bill

Director Kenneth Lonergan Defends Casey Affleck, Yells at Clouds, College Student

Danny Masterson Reportedly Being Investigated for Raping Three Scientologists

Does This Photo Somehow Make Emma Watson Less of a Feminist?

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom Have Broken Up

Sean Spicer Calls Out the AP for False Reporting, but the AP Kept the Goddamn Receipts

There's Nothing a Little Guy Love Can't Fix

Kellyanne Conway Sends Love to Racist Trash on Twitter, Badly Lies About It

Danielle Lloyd is Beyonce Inspired Photoshoot for OK Magazine

The Japanese PM's Reaction to Trump's Handshake Is Goddamn Priceless

Fox News: Women Should Be Soft, Shut the F*ck Up

That Guy From 'This Is Us' Is Also That Guy from 'Stranger Things' Plus a Fat Suit

Ted Cruz, Cyborg Senator, Tries for Sympathy Lands on Idiocy

Jane the Virgin - OMG!

President Obama Is All Out of F**cks

On Donald and Melania, Sophie Turner Delivers a Scalding Twitter Burn

Even Bill O'Reilly Is Not Optimistic About Donald Trump's Presidency

Queen Bey Will Save Us All

'Showgirls' Director Thanks Brie Larson for Getting Salty with Rob Lowe

Milk Chocolate is Pointless and Samantha Bee Agrees

Stephen Bannon Just Told the Media to 'Keep Its Mouth Shut'

The Late Carrie Fisher Remarkably Continues to Lead the Resistance

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