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Senate Defeats Trumpcare, But the Health Care Debate Will Never End


Goddamnit, John McCain


Jeff Sessions Lied His Little Elfin Ass Off Under Oath


Jenny Slate Went on the Worst Date Ever with, Like, a LITERAL Knight


How Many Kids Does Pink Have?


Mindy Kaling Is Pregnant and The Father Is None Of Your Damn Business


We Love It When Celebrities We Didn't Know Were Dating Suddenly Get Married


Fox News Anchor: 'The Deception Is Mind-Boggling, Why Are We Getting Told All These Lies?'


Donald Trump Now Has An Imaginary Friend, According to the Associated Press


Fox News Is Not Having a Great Night


You Know Things Are Bad for Trump When This Is the Lead on The Drudge Report


Those Who Still Don't Loathe Lena Dunham Have Been Given a Reason to Loathe Lena Dunham


Patton Oswalt Is Getting Remarried, and Those Two from NBC's 'Grimm' Are Married, Too


Maybe This Is Why Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone Broke Up (It's Not)


Watch a Dude Absolutely Slay a Whitney Song Because It's Exactly What You Need Right Now


For You Consideration: Seth Meyers


Sean Hannity and Anne Coulter Are Fighting On the Internet, Bless Their Hearts


Donald Trump Gets Creepy with a Female Journalist


The Senate Health Care Bill May Collapse As Soon as Tomorrow


One Nevada Senator Stands in the Way of 20,000 Deaths


Details of the Senate's Obamacare Repeal Are Out, And It Is Poor-Hating Trash


Johnny Depp Offered to Sell What's Left of His Soul to Settle Debts


Goddamnit, Jon Ossoff: We Didn't Need Any Last Minute F*ck Ups


Associated Press Reports that the Man with the Nuclear Football is Literally Yelling at TV Sets


It Looks Like Alex Jones and Megyn Kelly Are Set To Destroy Each Other's Careers


Tom Cruise's 'Controlling Behavior' Being Blamed for the Failure of 'The Mummy'


Reese Witherspoon Is All About the Blind Items These Days and We Love It


A Ranting Alex Jones Is Asking that His Megyn Kelly Interview Not Air on Father's Day


The Ambassador of the State of Qatar to the United States Just Called Out Trump on Twitter


Nevertheless, She Also Persisted


Jerry Seinfeld: Asshole or Hero to Non-Huggers Of the World?


Donald Trump Feels 'Deep Resentment' Toward Jeff Sessions 😊


TJ Miller Reveals Why He Left 'Silicon Valley'


You Guys, It's Been a Really Hard Day for Ivanka Trump, But Thank God, She's Going to Be OK!


Hang It Up, Folks: Hillary Clinton Has Won the #Confefe Wars


Donald Trump Is 'Emotionally Withdrawing and Gaining Weight'


Who Is THE Nicest Celebrity on the Planet with Whom to Work?


Jared Kushner, Who Is Now a Focus in Russia Investigation, Is 'Basically a Sh*thead'


GOP Congressional Candidate Violently Body Slams Reporter on the Eve of Montana Election


The Obamas Are "Just Breathing, Y'all" and My God, Do They Look Good Doing It


A Terrorist Attack Is NOT The Time to Test Your Material on Twitter


Trump's Drawing and Quartering Continues as The 'Post' Pulls One Leg and the 'Times' Pulls the Other


So, About Those Early Reactions to 'Wonder Woman' ...


Netflix Is Hacking Your Movies, You Bingewatching Plebes


John McCain Now Comparing Trump Scandals to Watergate


Fox News Under Fire For Calling an 8 Year Old on the Autism Spectrum a 'Stalker,' 'Snowflake'


Guy Ritchie Wants to Know 'Where the F*ck Were You' When 'Man From U.N.C.L.E.' Was Released?


Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is the Worst


Take Notes, Folks, Because This Is How You #Resist


If Trump Really Wants to Piss Off/Motivate Liberals, This Would Do It


If You Didn't Love The New Guy Playing Spider-Man Before, We Promise You Will Now


HBO Confirms 'Game of Thrones' Spin-Offs Are Coming


Furious Alien Life Form and His Earthling Wife Were Turned Away from Rihanna's Met Gala After-Party


Bill Shine Is Out at Fox News, and Sean Hannity May Be Next


Scott Baio's Wife Defends the Size of Baio's Penis After Bizarre Fight Over Erin Moran's Death Escalates


Less Wife Beaters, More The Rock at Disney Please


Hero Jake Tapper Takes a Wicked Shot at Jesse Watters, Fox News


Professional White Person Wes Anderson Dips His Toes into the Whitewashing Controversy


Sean Hannity Is 'Weird and Creepy' But Did Not Sexually Harass, Says Accuser


Bill O'Reilly Threatened to End the Career of the Woman Who Ended His


Tori Spelling Should Maybe Consider a Less Expensive Fetish


It Looks Like Bill O'Reilly Is Probably Done at Fox News


Reality Catches Up to Alex Jones, Who Is Caught Between a Rock and a Custody Suit


The First Time Matthew Rhys Asked Keri Russell Out, He Was Drunk


GOP Congressman Snaps During Town Hall with Angry Constituents


Can Handsome Jude Law Offset Skeevy, Abusive Johnny Depp?


Alanis Morissette Tells Her Former Manager to Shove That Apology Up His Ass


Brian Williams Is In the News Again. No, It's Not for a Good Reason


Stand Back Everyone: Trump's Got This


Michael Sheen Has Named His Penis After Christine Baranski


Anne Coulter Has a 'Celebrity Boyfriend,' And Oh, Boy: Really? Him? GTFO


Fox News Doesn't Care About Women


James Van Der Beek Would Really Rather You Not Ask About 'Dawson's Creek' Anymore


Chris Evans and Jenny Slate Are the Best Ex-Sweethearts


How Much Lower Can Donald Trump's Approval Ratings Fall?


Fox News Has Completely Snapped the Leash of Human Decency


DiCaprio Keeps Getting Older, But His Girlfriends Stay the Same Age


Hollywood Can't Stand Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard (Hollywood is Wrong)


Donald Trump Must Be Tired of Winning


Chris Brown Set to Appear on 'Black-ish'


Netflix to 'Iron Fist' Creator: 'Oh God! Shut Up, You're Not Helping!'


The Most Brazen Lie Sean Spicer Told at Today's Press Conference


Paul Ryan's Embarrassing Drinking Display Has Brought Further Shame Upon America


The Cop Who Killed Michael Brown Admits His Story Wasn't True


Breitbart is Trying to F*ck Over Paul Ryan (And It's Probably Gonna Work)


The CBO Scores Trump's Health Plan and Spoiler: It's a F**king Disaster


John Goodman Makes Sweet, Sweet Love to the Hollywood Walk of Fame


Brie Larson's Silent Response to Casey Affleck's Win Spoke Volumes


Sean Spicer Did It! He Found the Worst Reason to Support the GOP Healthcare Bill


Director Kenneth Lonergan Defends Casey Affleck, Yells at Clouds, College Student


Danny Masterson Reportedly Being Investigated for Raping Three Scientologists


Does This Photo Somehow Make Emma Watson Less of a Feminist?


Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom Have Broken Up


Sean Spicer Calls Out the AP for False Reporting, but the AP Kept the Goddamn Receipts


There's Nothing a Little Guy Love Can't Fix


Kellyanne Conway Sends Love to Racist Trash on Twitter, Badly Lies About It


Danielle Lloyd is Beyonce Inspired Photoshoot for OK Magazine


The Japanese PM's Reaction to Trump's Handshake Is Goddamn Priceless


Fox News: Women Should Be Soft, Shut the F*ck Up


That Guy From 'This Is Us' Is Also That Guy from 'Stranger Things' Plus a Fat Suit


Ted Cruz, Cyborg Senator, Tries for Sympathy Lands on Idiocy


Jane the Virgin - OMG!


President Obama Is All Out of F**cks


On Donald and Melania, Sophie Turner Delivers a Scalding Twitter Burn


Even Bill O'Reilly Is Not Optimistic About Donald Trump's Presidency


Queen Bey Will Save Us All


'Showgirls' Director Thanks Brie Larson for Getting Salty with Rob Lowe


Milk Chocolate is Pointless and Samantha Bee Agrees


Stephen Bannon Just Told the Media to 'Keep Its Mouth Shut'


The Late Carrie Fisher Remarkably Continues to Lead the Resistance




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