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Jared Kushner, Who Is Now a Focus in Russia Investigation, Is 'Basically a Sh*thead'


GOP Congressional Candidate Violently Body Slams Reporter on the Eve of Montana Election


The Obamas Are "Just Breathing, Y'all" and My God, Do They Look Good Doing It


A Terrorist Attack Is NOT The Time to Test Your Material on Twitter


Trump's Drawing and Quartering Continues as The 'Post' Pulls One Leg and the 'Times' Pulls the Other


So, About Those Early Reactions to 'Wonder Woman' ...


Netflix Is Hacking Your Movies, You Bingewatching Plebes


John McCain Now Comparing Trump Scandals to Watergate


Fox News Under Fire For Calling an 8 Year Old on the Autism Spectrum a 'Stalker,' 'Snowflake'


Guy Ritchie Wants to Know 'Where the F*ck Were You' When 'Man From U.N.C.L.E.' Was Released?


Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is the Worst


Take Notes, Folks, Because This Is How You #Resist


If Trump Really Wants to Piss Off/Motivate Liberals, This Would Do It


If You Didn't Love The New Guy Playing Spider-Man Before, We Promise You Will Now


HBO Confirms 'Game of Thrones' Spin-Offs Are Coming


Furious Alien Life Form and His Earthling Wife Were Turned Away from Rihanna's Met Gala After-Party


Bill Shine Is Out at Fox News, and Sean Hannity May Be Next


Scott Baio's Wife Defends the Size of Baio's Penis After Bizarre Fight Over Erin Moran's Death Escalates


Less Wife Beaters, More The Rock at Disney Please


Hero Jake Tapper Takes a Wicked Shot at Jesse Watters, Fox News


Professional White Person Wes Anderson Dips His Toes into the Whitewashing Controversy


Sean Hannity Is 'Weird and Creepy' But Did Not Sexually Harass, Says Accuser


Bill O'Reilly Threatened to End the Career of the Woman Who Ended His


Tori Spelling Should Maybe Consider a Less Expensive Fetish


It Looks Like Bill O'Reilly Is Probably Done at Fox News


Reality Catches Up to Alex Jones, Who Is Caught Between a Rock and a Custody Suit


The First Time Matthew Rhys Asked Keri Russell Out, He Was Drunk


GOP Congressman Snaps During Town Hall with Angry Constituents


Can Handsome Jude Law Offset Skeevy, Abusive Johnny Depp?


Alanis Morissette Tells Her Former Manager to Shove That Apology Up His Ass


Brian Williams Is In the News Again. No, It's Not for a Good Reason


Stand Back Everyone: Trump's Got This


Michael Sheen Has Named His Penis After Christine Baranski


Anne Coulter Has a 'Celebrity Boyfriend,' And Oh, Boy: Really? Him? GTFO


Fox News Doesn't Care About Women


James Van Der Beek Would Really Rather You Not Ask About 'Dawson's Creek' Anymore


Chris Evans and Jenny Slate Are the Best Ex-Sweethearts


How Much Lower Can Donald Trump's Approval Ratings Fall?


Fox News Has Completely Snapped the Leash of Human Decency


DiCaprio Keeps Getting Older, But His Girlfriends Stay the Same Age


Hollywood Can't Stand Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard (Hollywood is Wrong)


Donald Trump Must Be Tired of Winning


Chris Brown Set to Appear on 'Black-ish'


Netflix to 'Iron Fist' Creator: 'Oh God! Shut Up, You're Not Helping!'


The Most Brazen Lie Sean Spicer Told at Today's Press Conference


Paul Ryan's Embarrassing Drinking Display Has Brought Further Shame Upon America


The Cop Who Killed Michael Brown Admits His Story Wasn't True


Breitbart is Trying to F*ck Over Paul Ryan (And It's Probably Gonna Work)


The CBO Scores Trump's Health Plan and Spoiler: It's a F**king Disaster


John Goodman Makes Sweet, Sweet Love to the Hollywood Walk of Fame


Brie Larson's Silent Response to Casey Affleck's Win Spoke Volumes


Sean Spicer Did It! He Found the Worst Reason to Support the GOP Healthcare Bill


Director Kenneth Lonergan Defends Casey Affleck, Yells at Clouds, College Student


Danny Masterson Reportedly Being Investigated for Raping Three Scientologists


Does This Photo Somehow Make Emma Watson Less of a Feminist?


Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom Have Broken Up


Sean Spicer Calls Out the AP for False Reporting, but the AP Kept the Goddamn Receipts


There's Nothing a Little Guy Love Can't Fix


Kellyanne Conway Sends Love to Racist Trash on Twitter, Badly Lies About It


Danielle Lloyd is Beyonce Inspired Photoshoot for OK Magazine


The Japanese PM's Reaction to Trump's Handshake Is Goddamn Priceless


Fox News: Women Should Be Soft, Shut the F*ck Up


That Guy From 'This Is Us' Is Also That Guy from 'Stranger Things' Plus a Fat Suit


Ted Cruz, Cyborg Senator, Tries for Sympathy Lands on Idiocy


Jane the Virgin - OMG!


President Obama Is All Out of F**cks


On Donald and Melania, Sophie Turner Delivers a Scalding Twitter Burn


Even Bill O'Reilly Is Not Optimistic About Donald Trump's Presidency


Queen Bey Will Save Us All


'Showgirls' Director Thanks Brie Larson for Getting Salty with Rob Lowe


Milk Chocolate is Pointless and Samantha Bee Agrees


Stephen Bannon Just Told the Media to 'Keep Its Mouth Shut'


The Late Carrie Fisher Remarkably Continues to Lead the Resistance





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