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Amber Tamblyn Believes Women. Her Husband David Cross? Not So Much

Kate Upton Accuses Guess Co-Founder of Untoward Behavior

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux Split Comes Into Focus

Fergie Sang the National Anthem at the NBA All Star Game. It Was Real Bad

FBI Counterintelligence Agent Breaks Down on CNN in the Wake of Another School Shooting

Kim Cattrall Hates Sarah Jessica Parker

Reese Witherspoon Opens Up About Abusive Relationship

Michael Sheen and Sarah Silverman Split

When Does 'Cloverfield: Paradox' Come Out on Netflix?

Hope Hicks is the Latest Trump Cast Member to Face Potential Obstruction Charges

A Second, Independently Researched Trump-Russia Memo Alleges Trump Compromised by Pee Tape

Chicago-Times Pulls Richard Roeper for the Absolute Dumbest Reason

Alec Baldwin Compares Dylan Farrow to 'To Kill a Mockingbird' Character

Kaia Gerber Is the Daughter of Supermodel Cindy Crawford

Garrison Keillor Is a Bad, Bad Man

Donald Trump, Threatened by President Kelly, Is Already Considering Another Replacement

Scarlett Johansson Calls Out James Fracno at the Women's March

Cancelled: 'I Love Dick,' 'One Mississipi,' Jean Claude Van Johnson,' 'Lady Dynamite'

Aziz Ansari Responds to Allegations of Sexual Misconduct

Gillian Anderson Is Done with 'The X-Files,' 'American Gods'

The Gender Pay Gap on the 'All the Money in the World' Reshoots Was a Shameful 99 Percent

Donald Trump Doesn't Know the Words to the National Anthem

The Year's First Great Twitter Exchange Involves Chelsea Clinton, Chrissy Teigen, and ... Hooters

Donald Trump Threatens Nuclear War with North Korea (Again)

Donald Trump Thinks an Awful Lot of Himself, Doesn't He?

Why Won't Donald Trump Pardon Michael Flynn?

What's Next for Trump after the GOP Tax Plan? The 'Black People Plan'

Ted Cruz Twitter-Shamed by Mark Hamill, Plus the Year's Best Tweet

Paul Ryan Stepping Down? Mike Cernovich Going to Jail? And How Black Women Saved America

Democrat Doug Jones Has Won the Alabama Senate Race

Donald Trump is Furious With His U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley For Validating the Women Who Accused Him of Harassment

The Tremendous Outpouring of Support for Bullied Student Keaton Jones Has Been Nothing Short of Incredible

Dustin Hoffman Gets Into It with John Oliver Over Harassment, Plus What's Up with Scott Baio?

Billy Bush Has Reached His Redemption Arc and Scarjo Is Officially Dating a Jost

Two More Allegations Against Lauer, Geraldo is On the Hot Seat, and Trump Brags About 'First Rate P*ssy'

Jennifer Lawrence Was As Sick and Goddamn Tired of Her Ex Darren Aronofsky Talking About 'mother!' As The Rest Of Us

Armie Hammer Ditches Twitter After a Dustup with Buzzfeed

That Awkward Moment When the President Calls Out His Daughter For Not Supporting a Pedophile

We Haven't Talked Enough About How Awesome Terry Crews Is

For Jeffrey Tambor, Sexual Harassment Allegations Do Not Fall Far from the A--hole Tree

Two More Roy Moore Accusers Come Forward, But He's Sticking To His Story

'People' Names the Sexiest Man Alive and It's Neither One of These Guys So What's the Point?

Jenny Slate and Chris Evans May Be Back Together (They Are Definitely Back Together)

This Business with George Takei Is Incredibly Unfortunate

Jeffrey Tambor Denies Sexual Harassment Allegations; Charlie Sheen Denies Molesting Corey Haim

Election Night: Democrats Win, and In a Rout

Harvey Weinstein Hired Ex-Mossad Agents To Silence His Accusers

A 4 Year Old Was Shot Four Times Today Because Paul Ryan is a Gutless Coward

Fox News Pulled Some Seriously Shady Sh*t On Jake Tapper Today

Superman Henry Cavill Criticizes DCU, Credits Wonder Woman for Saving It

There's Something Fishy Going on with Netflix's 'Cancellation' of Kevin Spacey's 'House of Cards'

Twitter Reacts to Trump's Desperation Tweets, and Gwyneth Wins Halloween?

Cate Blanchett: Women 'Like Looking Sexy, But It Doesn't Mean We Want to F**k You'

Eric Bolling Asks Bill O'Reilly Not to Invoke His Dead Son To Defend Himself Against Sexual Harassment Claims

Ewan McGregor Reportedly Stepped Out On His Wife with Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Jake Tapper Double Taps Bill O'Reilly with the Twitter Burn of the Week

Twitter Flipped Its Sh*t After the Fox News W.H. Correspondent Called Hillary a 'Shadow President'

Hero Martha Plimpton Calls Out Mayim Bialik for That Trash, Victim-Blaming NYTimes Op-Ed

How Is This Man in Charge of the Largest Economy in the World?

Frankie Muniz Has Almost No Memory of Starring in 'Malcolm in the Middle'

Donna Karan Bizarrely Defends Harvey Weinstein; Hollywood Men Remain Silent

Harvey Weinstein Officially Fired, and Bob Corker Pops Off on Donald Trump

Here's That Dumb Mother F**ker Donald Trump, in a Nutshell

Kim Cattrall Says Her Relationship with Sarah Jessica Parker is 'Toxic'

Kushner's a Hypocrite, O'Reilly Is Trash, Trump Is Evil, and Robertson Is a Goblin

People Are Dying in Puerto Rico and Trump Seriously Just Dedicated a (F#@king) Golf Trophy to Them

Here It Is: The Dumbest Question of 2017

A Second Kardashian Is Pregnant This Week, Plus a Real-Life 'Game of Thrones' Engagement

Thank You Mulder and Scully

Sexual Assault Allegations Surface Against Ain't It Cool News Founder Harry Knowles

'SNL' Is Almost Back, and You Could Not Ask for Three Better Hosts

Colin Jost Says His +1 Scarlett Johansson Was Too Busy To Go to The Emmys. Uh Huh, Sure Colin

The FBI Wiretapped Paul Manafort's Conversations with Trump; Indictment Expected Soon

Well, Why the Hell Do the Comments on Twitter from Jemele Hill About POTUS Not Represent ESPN, Huh?

Jim Carrey Goes on a Looney Tunes Rant on the Red Carpet

Why Do We Take Reese Witherspoon For Granted?

Seth Meyers Takes Hillary to Task for Blaming Bernie Sanders for Her Loss

Donald Trump Just Has No Idea What the Hell He's Doing Now

Hillary Rakes Bernie in Her Upcoming Book on the 2016 Campaign

Bob Mueller Is a Very Smart Man, Part 326: The Pardon Workaround

Defense Secretary Mattis, Apparently Defying Trump, Has Frozen The Ban Against Transgender Troops

You See! Social Media Shaming DOES Work!

In Fresh War of Words with Trump, Mexico Once Again Proves It's the Much Bigger Person

Another Potential Land Mine Surfaces in Probe of Russian Collusion with Trump Campaign

Billy Joel Wears Star of David at Madison Square Garden Sold Out Concert

Joss Whedon's Ex-Wife Kai Cole Opens Up About Joss's String of Affairs Dating Back to 'Buffy'

Seth Meyers Identifies for Removal the Most Racist Monument in NYC

Good Lord, Cate Blanchett. GOOD LORD

Dear President Trump: These Are the Men with Permits You Are Defending

A Sober Seth Meyers Lays into Donald Trump Over His Inadequate Charlottesville Response

The White House May Be Days Away from a Complete Implosion

Now We Know Why All Those Guys on the National Security Council Were Abruptly Fired

Butthurt Anthony Scaramucci Lashes Out at New Yorker Reporter on Twitter

Disney Starting Its Own Streaming Platform

Conservative Twitter Throws Hissy Fit After Google Fires The Sexist Dumbass Behind That Anti-Diversity Manifesto

Critics Got to See Marvel's 'Inhumans' Pilot, And It Did Not Go Well

Even Fox News Thinks Stephen Miller Shouldn't Be Allowed to be On TV Anymore

Donald Trump Wants to Investigate Colleges for Discriminating Against Whites

White House Officials, Including Scaramucci, Made Revealing Statements to an Email Prankster

Sean Hannity Rails Against Arrogant Elitists, Spends $42,000 on a Lobster Dinner

Unhappy Republicans Vote to Defund the CBO

Senate Defeats Trumpcare, But the Health Care Debate Will Never End

Goddamnit, John McCain

Jeff Sessions Lied His Little Elfin Ass Off Under Oath

Jenny Slate Went on the Worst Date Ever with, Like, a LITERAL Knight

How Many Kids Does Pink Have?

Mindy Kaling Is Pregnant and The Father Is None Of Your Damn Business

We Love It When Celebrities We Didn't Know Were Dating Suddenly Get Married

Fox News Anchor: 'The Deception Is Mind-Boggling, Why Are We Getting Told All These Lies?'

Donald Trump Now Has An Imaginary Friend, According to the Associated Press

Fox News Is Not Having a Great Night

You Know Things Are Bad for Trump When This Is the Lead on The Drudge Report

Those Who Still Don't Loathe Lena Dunham Have Been Given a Reason to Loathe Lena Dunham

Patton Oswalt Is Getting Remarried, and Those Two from NBC's 'Grimm' Are Married, Too

Maybe This Is Why Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone Broke Up (It's Not)

Watch a Dude Absolutely Slay a Whitney Song Because It's Exactly What You Need Right Now

For You Consideration: Seth Meyers

Sean Hannity and Anne Coulter Are Fighting On the Internet, Bless Their Hearts

Donald Trump Gets Creepy with a Female Journalist

The Senate Health Care Bill May Collapse As Soon as Tomorrow

One Nevada Senator Stands in the Way of 20,000 Deaths

Details of the Senate's Obamacare Repeal Are Out, And It Is Poor-Hating Trash

Johnny Depp Offered to Sell What's Left of His Soul to Settle Debts

Goddamnit, Jon Ossoff: We Didn't Need Any Last Minute F*ck Ups

Associated Press Reports that the Man with the Nuclear Football is Literally Yelling at TV Sets

It Looks Like Alex Jones and Megyn Kelly Are Set To Destroy Each Other's Careers

Tom Cruise's 'Controlling Behavior' Being Blamed for the Failure of 'The Mummy'

Reese Witherspoon Is All About the Blind Items These Days and We Love It

A Ranting Alex Jones Is Asking that His Megyn Kelly Interview Not Air on Father's Day

The Ambassador of the State of Qatar to the United States Just Called Out Trump on Twitter

Nevertheless, She Also Persisted

Jerry Seinfeld: Asshole or Hero to Non-Huggers Of the World?

Donald Trump Feels 'Deep Resentment' Toward Jeff Sessions 😊

TJ Miller Reveals Why He Left 'Silicon Valley'

You Guys, It's Been a Really Hard Day for Ivanka Trump, But Thank God, She's Going to Be OK!

Hang It Up, Folks: Hillary Clinton Has Won the #Confefe Wars

Donald Trump Is 'Emotionally Withdrawing and Gaining Weight'

Who Is THE Nicest Celebrity on the Planet with Whom to Work?

Jared Kushner, Who Is Now a Focus in Russia Investigation, Is 'Basically a Sh*thead'

GOP Congressional Candidate Violently Body Slams Reporter on the Eve of Montana Election

The Obamas Are "Just Breathing, Y'all" and My God, Do They Look Good Doing It

A Terrorist Attack Is NOT The Time to Test Your Material on Twitter

Trump's Drawing and Quartering Continues as The 'Post' Pulls One Leg and the 'Times' Pulls the Other

So, About Those Early Reactions to 'Wonder Woman' ...

Netflix Is Hacking Your Movies, You Bingewatching Plebes

John McCain Now Comparing Trump Scandals to Watergate

Fox News Under Fire For Calling an 8 Year Old on the Autism Spectrum a 'Stalker,' 'Snowflake'

Guy Ritchie Wants to Know 'Where the F*ck Were You' When 'Man From U.N.C.L.E.' Was Released?

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is the Worst

Take Notes, Folks, Because This Is How You #Resist

If Trump Really Wants to Piss Off/Motivate Liberals, This Would Do It

If You Didn't Love The New Guy Playing Spider-Man Before, We Promise You Will Now

HBO Confirms 'Game of Thrones' Spin-Offs Are Coming

Furious Alien Life Form and His Earthling Wife Were Turned Away from Rihanna's Met Gala After-Party

Bill Shine Is Out at Fox News, and Sean Hannity May Be Next

Scott Baio's Wife Defends the Size of Baio's Penis After Bizarre Fight Over Erin Moran's Death Escalates

Less Wife Beaters, More The Rock at Disney Please

Hero Jake Tapper Takes a Wicked Shot at Jesse Watters, Fox News

Professional White Person Wes Anderson Dips His Toes into the Whitewashing Controversy

Sean Hannity Is 'Weird and Creepy' But Did Not Sexually Harass, Says Accuser

Bill O'Reilly Threatened to End the Career of the Woman Who Ended His

Tori Spelling Should Maybe Consider a Less Expensive Fetish

It Looks Like Bill O'Reilly Is Probably Done at Fox News

Reality Catches Up to Alex Jones, Who Is Caught Between a Rock and a Custody Suit

The First Time Matthew Rhys Asked Keri Russell Out, He Was Drunk

GOP Congressman Snaps During Town Hall with Angry Constituents

Can Handsome Jude Law Offset Skeevy, Abusive Johnny Depp?

Alanis Morissette Tells Her Former Manager to Shove That Apology Up His Ass

Brian Williams Is In the News Again. No, It's Not for a Good Reason

Stand Back Everyone: Trump's Got This

Michael Sheen Has Named His Penis After Christine Baranski

Anne Coulter Has a 'Celebrity Boyfriend,' And Oh, Boy: Really? Him? GTFO

Fox News Doesn't Care About Women

James Van Der Beek Would Really Rather You Not Ask About 'Dawson's Creek' Anymore

Chris Evans and Jenny Slate Are the Best Ex-Sweethearts

How Much Lower Can Donald Trump's Approval Ratings Fall?

Fox News Has Completely Snapped the Leash of Human Decency

DiCaprio Keeps Getting Older, But His Girlfriends Stay the Same Age

Hollywood Can't Stand Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard (Hollywood is Wrong)

Donald Trump Must Be Tired of Winning

Chris Brown Set to Appear on 'Black-ish'

Netflix to 'Iron Fist' Creator: 'Oh God! Shut Up, You're Not Helping!'

The Most Brazen Lie Sean Spicer Told at Today's Press Conference

Paul Ryan's Embarrassing Drinking Display Has Brought Further Shame Upon America

The Cop Who Killed Michael Brown Admits His Story Wasn't True

Breitbart is Trying to F*ck Over Paul Ryan (And It's Probably Gonna Work)

The CBO Scores Trump's Health Plan and Spoiler: It's a F**king Disaster

John Goodman Makes Sweet, Sweet Love to the Hollywood Walk of Fame

Brie Larson's Silent Response to Casey Affleck's Win Spoke Volumes

Sean Spicer Did It! He Found the Worst Reason to Support the GOP Healthcare Bill

Director Kenneth Lonergan Defends Casey Affleck, Yells at Clouds, College Student

Danny Masterson Reportedly Being Investigated for Raping Three Scientologists

Does This Photo Somehow Make Emma Watson Less of a Feminist?

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom Have Broken Up

Sean Spicer Calls Out the AP for False Reporting, but the AP Kept the Goddamn Receipts

There's Nothing a Little Guy Love Can't Fix

Kellyanne Conway Sends Love to Racist Trash on Twitter, Badly Lies About It

Danielle Lloyd is Beyonce Inspired Photoshoot for OK Magazine

The Japanese PM's Reaction to Trump's Handshake Is Goddamn Priceless

Fox News: Women Should Be Soft, Shut the F*ck Up

That Guy From 'This Is Us' Is Also That Guy from 'Stranger Things' Plus a Fat Suit

Ted Cruz, Cyborg Senator, Tries for Sympathy Lands on Idiocy

Jane the Virgin - OMG!

President Obama Is All Out of F**cks

On Donald and Melania, Sophie Turner Delivers a Scalding Twitter Burn

Even Bill O'Reilly Is Not Optimistic About Donald Trump's Presidency

Queen Bey Will Save Us All

'Showgirls' Director Thanks Brie Larson for Getting Salty with Rob Lowe

Milk Chocolate is Pointless and Samantha Bee Agrees

Stephen Bannon Just Told the Media to 'Keep Its Mouth Shut'

The Late Carrie Fisher Remarkably Continues to Lead the Resistance


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