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Biz Break: Is Jesse Eisenberg A D*ckwad Or Reacting To A Bad Interviewer?


It's That Time Again! Time To F*ck, Marry, or Falcon Punch Some Trailers!


My Emotions!: The 'Elysium' Robot Calls Me Ugly and 5 Other Pop Culture Pieces.


Red Band 'Rapture-Palooza' Trailer: I Guess Dropping F-Bombs Doesn't Make Everything Funnier.


Medieval Times: Feast Your Eyes Upon the Unholy Union of Movie and Restaurant


Biz Break: The Adaptation of that Pathetic Jumble of Literary Diarrhea May Have Landed a Director, Plus First Look at Spider-Man's Rhino


Biz Break: Ladies and Gentlemen, Here Are Your 2014 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'!


The 7 Stupidest-Sounding Premises for the Comedy Pilots of 2013. Oh, How the Buffy Have Fallen.


Biz Break: Megan Fox On a Trampoline Has Never Been So Disappointing


Biz Break: 'Now You See Me', 'Ender's Game', and 'Pacific Rim' Want To Go Viral On Your Ass!


Based Only On These 12 Posters, Which Movie Are You Most Likely To See?


Keep Your Dirty Hands Off Of My Mr. Fred Rogers, Hollywood!


Biz Break: 'Jane Got A Gun' Continues Its Slow Descent Into Clusterf*ck Hell As Bradley Cooper Nopes Right Out.


Daenerys Targaryen Will Play a Stripper Mom for James Franco


Biz Break: Natalie Portman and A Potential Case of the Mush-Mouthed Clusterf*ck of Disappearing Accents


Casting Break: Every Time A New Actor Is Rumored For 'The Crow' Remake, A Gen X-er Utters "Meh"


What Happens In The Kremlin, Stays In The Kremlin: Full-Length Trailer for 'Red 2'.


7 Things You Need to Know Today to Avoid Pop-Culture Atrophy


Congratulations, Big-Time Movie Producer: You Just Donated to Zach Braff's Kickstarter and Now Your Kid's Gonna Starve


Pictorial: The Complete Mutant Cast of "X-Men: Days of Future Past"


It's The Trailer Thunderdome!: Three Enter And You F***, Marry, or Falcon Punch?


Eye Candy Break: 'Guardians of the Galaxy' Casts Another Character


Keanu Reeves Has Directed Actors In The Art of Acting. Also, Tai Chi: Trailer for 'The Man of Tai Chi'.


Korean Jesus Heard Your Prayers: '21 Jump Street' Gets A Sequel, Plus More Movie News


It's Time To Play F*ck, Marry, Falcon Punch With The Trailers For 'Star Trek Into Darkness', 'The Lone Ranger', And 'The Great Gatsby'.


'Byzantium' Trailer: So, Gemma Arterton Is Lestat and Saoirse Ronan Is Louis?


Biz Break: 6 Pieces of Casting News to Make You Either Clap With Delight Or Roar With Impotent Rage


"She Has Become A Beacon Of Hope For Them": 'The Hunger Games: Catching Fire' Teaser


Based Only On The Movie Posters, Which of These 5 Movies Would You Be Most Likely to See?


NSFW Trailer Break: A Depraved, Debauched, Degenerate James McAvoy Like You've Never Seen Him


"The Way Way Back" Trailer: Hey Steve Carell, Make More Movies Like This, Please!


But Where Did The Lighter Fluid Come From?: The 'Now You See Me' Trailer Is Full Of Illusions.


Do You Prefer Matt Damon As Serious Action Star Or Serious(ly Gay) Dramatic Actor?: 'Elysium' vs. 'Behind the Candelabra' Trailers


Let's Look At The First Picture Of Captain America's Winter Ass: Photo Roundup


Biz Break: Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!: One of the 'Twilight' Vamps Is Going Head To Head With The Rock.


Pray For Forgiveness: The Full-Length 'Carrie' Remake Trailer Is Here And It Is Crap


Biz Break: Is Robb Stark Being Demoted From King of the North To Prince Charming?


I'd Like To Conjure Patrick Wilson, If You Know What I Mean, Heh Heh: 6 Trailers For Your Wednesday Morning.


Let's Curl Up "Under the Dome" And Watch The World Die


Coming This Summer: Which Of These 7 Possible Blockbusters Will Get Your Money?


Here Come Peter Cottontail, Hoppin' Down the Murder Trail! 'You're Next' Trailer.


The Future Is Here: Netflix And Amazon Are Probably Making NBC Jokes Too.


Based Only On The Trailers, Which of These 4 Movies Movies Are You Most Likely To See?


Biz Break: Now We Know the Guy Cast Opposite Captain America's Fine, Fine Ass


Based Only On The Trailers, Which Of These 5 Movies Are You Most Likely To See?


Pajiba Love: You Murdered My Vagina Edition


6 Things You Must Know Today to Be an Informed Citizen of the World Wide Web


Reborquel Round-Up: I Can't Imagine Justin Timberlake With A Shiny Dome And An Orphan


This Is Not A Prank: A Jonas Brother Is Set To Star In An "Edgy Thriller".


'Jane Got A Gun' Gets Stood Up By Its Director. Seriously, Who Does That?


New 'Iron Man 3' Trailer Is 30 Seconds Of Pun-less Action And Somber Looks.


I Think The Only Mutant Not In 'X-Men Days of Future Past' Is Dazzler: Casting News


I Thought I Had Food Poisoning. Turns Out, It Was Just The Trailer For 'Scary Movie 5'


Act Like a B*tch, Get Slapped Like a B*tch: The Red Band Trailer For 'Kick-Ass 2' Is Here


Based Only On Set Photos, Which Of These 6 Movies Would You Most Like to See?


The New Teaser Trailer For 'The Hunger Games: Catching Fire' Is Quite Literal And French!


Danny Boyle Talks About A 'Trainspotting' Sequel: Does Spud Still Take Pleasure In Other People's Leisure?


Jaden Smith Is Ready To Twist Ending Your Ass In The New Trailer for 'After Earth'.


Based on the Movie Posters Alone, Which of these 10 Movies Are You Most Compelled to See?


Biz Break: Princess Leia Talks 'Star Wars' Sequels While Han Solo Chills With Ron Burgundy.


"Game of Thrones" Wants To Remind You That Joffrey Is Still Kicking, That Little Assh*le.


New 'Justice League' Rumor Provokes Nerd Excitement Mingled with the Acknowledgement of Likely Disappointment!


New Details on a Super-Duper Secret Lindelof Script And 7 More Pieces Of Pop Culture Particulars To Start Your Week Off Right


Biz Break: Gary Oldman Is Set To Fight 'Apes' While Daniel Radcliffe Prepares To Assist 'Frankenstein'


Trailer Break: A Sequel to Cloudy with a Chance of Meatb... Oh, Look! Kristen Stewart's Mom Is a Director


Biz Break: Lee Pace Will Be Pushing Up PCs In His New AMC Series About Computers In The 80s. No, Really


Biz Break: Mark Wahlberg's Own Damn Stupidity Cost Him a Role in "Star Trek"


Bryan Singer Hopes To Undo Some of 'X3' And Spidey Gets A Minor Makeover: Biz Break


Justin Timberlake Will Get His SNL Five-peat While Josh Brolin And Diane Lane Admit Defeat.


10 Things You Need To Know To Make It Through The Weekend With Your Pop Culture Prowess Intact


Mark Hamill In Talks to Return to the "Star Wars" Franchise, And Guess Who Is Bringing His Go Bag to "Parks and Recreation"?


Biz Break: The Last Thing Anyone Wants To Do Is Rush EL James' "50 Shades of Grey", Ahem, "Vision"


Vera Farmiga Is The Mother Of Evil Plus 'Ender's Game' Photos


Biz Break: Ben Affleck's Directorial Debut Was A Huge Turd, Plus Jennifer Lawrence and Kristen Wiig Land New Gigs


Seriously Random List: 10 Actors And Actresses You Probably Didn't Realize Have Their Own Production Company


Are Horror Anthologies Making A Comeback?: 'Sanitarium' Red Band Trailer Wants Us To Think So.


Biz Break: Khal Drogo Will Team Up With Star-Lord And X-Men Gets Its Villain


Welcome To The Trailer Park: Robin Wright And Naomi Watts Are MILFS In 'Two Mothers' And You Stopped Reading, Didn't You?


Biz Break: 7 Quick News Tidbits For Your Valentine's Day Perusal.


'Trance' Red Band Trailer Is Trained To Rock Your F*cking Socks Off


New "Oblivion" Trailer: Tom Cruise Does A Bad Wall-E Impression


Biz Break: Amanda Seyfried Will Rip Out Seth MacFarlane's Heart And We Might Get A CGI X-Man.


In Which I Come Clean And Reveal The 7 Real Pilots And The 1 Fake


7 Pilot Season News Truths And 1 Lie: Can You Spot The Fake?


The Climb Is All There Is: "Game of Thrones" Season 3 Gets A Chaotic Trailer


Biz Break: Nic Cage Has A Terrible Beard And The Grinch Gets A Makeover.


Biz Break: I Would Pay To See Godzilla Vs. Walter White, Wouldn't You?


Disney Confirms Spin-Off "Star Wars" Movies. These 9 Amazing Fan-Made Posters Could Provide Inspiration


Biz Break: Only In Hollywood Would You Replace Timothy Olyphant with Paul Walker


Redbox vs Amazon vs Netflix: Progress Is Cool


Biz Break: "Pacific Rim's" Beardless Charlie Day Is Damn Near Unrecognizable


Trade News: Johnny Depp Continues His Quest To Be In 1 Out Of Every 3 Movies And I Continue My Pissy Mood.


Based On These Photos, Which Movie Most Strikes Your Fancy?


9 Things You Absolutely Must Know Today If You Want to Graduate From Pop-Culture College


Trailer Dump: Steve Carell Does Illusions, Michael! Tricks Are What Jim Carrey Dates!


Biz Break: Eva Green Is Moving To 'Sin City' And Barbarella Is Moving To Your TV Screen


Biz Break: Amy Poehler Continues to Put Will Arnett In Her Reahview, and Sean Penn Wants To Be A Franchise Action Hero


Photo Dump: Jason Bateman Really Wants You To Watch "Identity Thief," Y'all


Superhero News Roundup: Is It Cold In Here Or Am I Just Iceman? More Mutants Join "Days of Future Past"


Kristen Bell Doesn't Feel The Need To Prove Her Womanhood To You, Warren.


Biz Break: Kate Winslet Wants Some Sweet Franchise Money!


Three Young Adult Series Being Made Into Films That Shouldn't Be Made Into Films


Trailer Roundup: The Elusive Bruce Willis Has Emerged From His Solitude To Gift Us With Movies!


Biz Break: Dwayne Johnson Just Wants To Be Your 'Teddy Bear'


Based On The Stars And Trailers, Which Of These Movies Will Get Your Money?


Trailer Round-Up: Amanda Seyfried Opens Up Like A Flower And Enjoys Sex


Biz Break: Lance Armstrong Biopic Is Imminent; Who Will Play His Testicle And Other Casting News


Tommy Lee Jones Is General Tard the Grumpy Cat In 'Emperor' : Trailer Time!


'Red 2' Teaser: One, Two, Helen Mirren Is Coming For You, Three, Four, Why Lock The Door?


'Movie 43' Released A Ton Of Pictures And I Still Don't Know What The Hell It Is About


Biz Break: Brett Ratner Is Making 'Hercules' With Dwayne Johnson, So Expect The Gods To Cure Themselves Of Powers And Suck


I've Got My Pride, I Drink My Wine: First Trailer For Matthew McConaughey in 'Mud'


Danica McKellar Gots To Get Paid, Son; Joins SyFy Original Movie: Trailer Round Up


Biz Break: Even My Irrational Love Of Jessica Simpson Won't Make Me Watch Her Act


Trailer Round-Up: Beyonce is Singer, Actress, Mother, And Director Of Her Own Damn Documentary


Biz Break: 10 Things I Hate About Anne Hathaway And Other Movie News


Cher Is Writing A Show For Logo And It Isn't Based On Her Batsh*t Tweets: Television Tidbits


Biz Break: Johnny Depp Has Only Begun to Sell Out, and Louis C.K. Joins a Prestige Ensemble


Trailer Round-Up: Woah! When Did Abigail Breslin Become a Bland CW Star?


Science Fiction Boops And Blips: "Catching Fire," "The Host," "Godzilla," and "Deadwood" in Space


Biz Break Superhero Edition: I Know All Your Moves, Your Crime-Fighting Style, Favorite Catchphrases, Everything!


Gaze Upon The Radiant Beauty And Despair! Photos from "Catching Fire," "Arrested Development" and More


Biz Break: Choke On That, Causality! Nolan's Sci-Fi Feature, The Last Man On Earth, And Possible Amnesia


Come Original, You Got To Come Original: Directv And Netflix Both Announce New Series


Exorcisms, Vengeful Mamas, And Barely College Girls. It's Just Another White Boy Day In Hollywood.


Biz Break: There's Wrong And There's Wrong And There's This -- Casting News That Isn't All Bad


Biz Break: The Hollywood-inator Continues to Pair Embarrassingly Gorgeous People with Recycled Properties


Giant, People-Filled Robots Will Save Us In The New 'Pacific Rim' Trailer


I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Another Beer! Brolin's Public Intox And That One Dude's DUI


I've Got Your Creepy Kid Quota For The Week, A Side Of Abandoned House Shenanigans, And A Gosling Dessert


Klaatu Verata Nicto! Red Band Trailers Are Proof That God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy


Explosions, Aliens, and Angst: Three Different Trailers or a Michael Bay Coming of Age Comedy?


'Carrie' Remake Has A New Poster: Plug It Up! Plug It Up!


It's Like This And Like That And Like This, And Uh: Random Trade News


Gretchen, Quit Trying To Make Aquaman Happen!: New 'Justice League' Rumors


Slow News Day Makes Pinky Something Something: Clips, Pics, and Sh*ts...Wait.


Pajiba Love Bluths: 'Arrested Development' Gets Release Dates & Episode Names


Snail Race Club Vs. Indie Twee Club: TRAILERS FIGHT!


'This Is The End', My Friend: Seth Rogen & Friends Release A Red Band Teaser Trailer


Netflix Does Something Right: Pop-Pop Gets Some Advertising?


'The Heat' Red Band Trailer: Aw, He Put A Ring On It!


Hear Me Now And Believe Me Later: 'Pain & Gain' Trailer Hits The Web


I've Got Posters On The Wall: With All Of These, You Could Wallpaper A Room


Pssst. Hey, Kid. You Want A Taste? The Trailers Are Free, But A Full Movie Will Cost You


Bald Dudes, 'Expendables', Remakes, & Sci-Fi: Everything You Never Knew You Always Wanted


'The Smurfs 2' Trailer: It Would Be Better To Smurf Yourself In The Smurf With A Chainsaw


Network Television Really Wants You To Watch Cable: Television News


'The Hangover Part III' Gives Us Plot Details: "HOORAY" Yelled No One


Biz Break: Hobbit-Style Wet, Hot American F*ck, Marry, Kill


'The Wolverine' Has Lots of Feels In the Rain: New Motion Poster


'A Haunted House' Trailer: There's Blood, Guts And Asses Everywhere! Someone's Gone All Crazy, Son!


You Get A Movie! You Get A Movie! And You Get A Movie!: Angry Birds Coming To A Theater Near You


Slamacow! That Was Tops! 'Welcome To The Punch' Trailer McAvoys Your Face


BEHOLD YOUR NEW "STAR TREK" VILLAIN! John Harrison! I...What?


That's Not My Name!: Popular Baby Monikers Coming To An Infant Near You!


I'll Do It Again, I Will Let You Take Me For A Ride: Sequel News


Mud On Your Face, You Big Disgrace, Waving Your Depp All Over The Place: "The Lone Ranger" Trailer


Just Because You're So Cliched, It Don't Mean You Won't Get Paid: Trade News Roundup


All Your Base Are Belong To Us: Will And Jaden Smith In The "After Earth" Trailer


Michael Bay Has A "Passion Project," And It Isn't A Hot Chick In Front Of A Wall Of Explosions


If At First You Don't Succeed, Try Again, Fail, And Then Reboot.


Fight A T-800? I Want Cruise To Be A Pocket Terminator


Liberace Is F*cking Matt Damon: Trade News Photos Ahoy!


I've Got Good News And Bad News. But There Are Also Boobs!


Aykroyd And The Crazy Of The Crystal Skull: 'Ghostbusters' 3, 4, & 5?


I Like To Do Drawrings: Animated Film News


Television News That Will Make You Yell WYLD STALLYNS RULE! Or Not.


Back To Basics: Guillermo Del Toro To Direct A Ghost Story


Naughty Moms, Good Girls, A Porn Star, and A Few Dudes: Set Photo Time!


Get Ready For A Western Filled With Abortion Jokes: MacFarlane Gets Another Movie


You've Gotta Have Friends: Spidey Gets His Harry Osborn


For The Love Of Bea Arthur, Stop With This Sh*t And Do The 'Deadpool' Movie, Reynolds!


'Star Trek Into Darkness' Rises With A New Poster


Another Puny God? Justice League May Have Found Their Big Bad