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genevieve-burgess.jpg Genevieve Burgess, Features Contributor: Genevieve Burgess is a Features Contributor for Pajiba. She writes primarily about her dissatisfaction with Game of Thrones but is looking to diversify her interests by sometime in late 2019. She enjoys cooking and procedurals, and tolerates running. She lives in Washington, D.C, which is both exactly like you think it is and nothing like you think it is. You can follow Genevieve Burgess on Twitter.








Comic Book Adaptations: Now With More Moody Teens


The Bandwagon Guide to Going #ALLCAPS for the Stanley Cup Final


Still Want to Call This Season 'Archer: Danger Zone'


Does it Make it Weirder or Less Weird if You Think of The Robot Lady as Alexa?


Subscription Addiction: Trunk Club


Diets and Body Image and Vigilante Justice, Oh My!


FX is Swiftly Becoming the Ryan Murphy Network to Mixed Results


Stop Trying to Make Red Nose Day Happen, NBC. It's Not Going to Happen (In the US.)


A British Legal Drama About a Tough Lady Lawyers and You're Already Watching, Aren't You?


Come Visit Pajiba (One of Us) at Con of Thrones!


If You Watch Enough 'Legion' In a Row, Do You Get Your Own Special Head-Friend To Talk You Through It?


Men of 'The Terror', You Will be Missed. Most of You.


If You're Not Scared of This Face, You're Not Watching the Right TV


It's Almost Supernaturally Resilient


The Cylons, Terminators, and Hosts ALL Have Strong Feelings About This


If This is Ending Due to All the Teasing Over The Title, Valid


What The Riddle of the Sphinx Tells Us About This Season of 'Westworld'


'Lucifer' is Going Out in The Most Devilish Way Possible


Who's Ready to Fight for Their 19th Century OTP?


"It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's... a Seventh Season?"


Seriously, What's So Great About The Inner Solar System Anyway?


More Like Mister Too-Good-For-This-World-Sir


In the Age of NYC Neighborhood Specific Superheroes, "One 22 Year Old Learns About Wine! In a Sexy Way!" Seems Quaint


Maybe The Weird Teal Wash is To Let Us Know This is Not Reality?


At Least One Person in This Photo Has Mostly Correct Post-Apocalyptic Hair


Real Pilot Archer is Back, So We Don't Need Fake Pilot Archer


This Season Of 'Dancing With the Stars' Will Be Uniquely Challenging for Some Dancers


Sometimes They DON'T Come Back


"Wandering a Vineyard in Leisurewear" is Definitely Pushing the "Things FBI Agents Do" Envelope Pretty Far


That Parrot Should Probably Have a Parental Advisory Warning On It


The Men From Malaga


If Only Someone Could Find a Way to Make the Russian Mob Interesting


Guess Who's Brought Herself Back Online?


Time to Say Goodbye to Your Thursday Night Fantasy of Drinking Red Wine in a White Coat


Questions We Have About 'A Quiet Place'


13 Seasons And No One Has Figured Out What the FBI Dress Code Is


This is Not the Only Show on Tuesday Nights!


Is Supergirl Getting Blonder? Is That Part of Her Powers?


This is Not an Effective Formation, You're All Just Randomly Pointing Guns


Fictional Dysfunctional DC is Less Fun When Real DC is Even More Extravagantly Dysfunctional


*Stars in Waiting for Renewal*


The Many Confused Faces of Watching 'Legion'


For the Love of R'hllor, Stop Spreading Bad 'Game of Thrones' Theories


"Getting Moved to a Worse Time Slot, It's Something That Happens to A Lot of Guys. It's Fine, Really."


And Now You Know What Matthew Macfadyen Looks Like Just Before He Makes a Move


Things I Learned About Dave Bautista at AwesomeCon


"What Do You Mean We Got a Tenth Season?"


"One Day Our Society Will Bring Forth a Hero, Who Will Introduce Diffuse Lighting and a Higher Set Budget"


Don't Call it a Comeback


"It's a Reverse 'Planet of the Apes' But Everyone is Still People" - How This Show Was Pitched


Michael Rooker Lives the Dream of Every Q&A Moderator Ever


Gonna be Humming "Jesus Christ, Leisure Wear!" Just Based on This Photo


So Convenient When Your Monster Deformities Stop Before They Ruin Your Tits


'The Americans' Final Season Coincides With What Seems to be America's Final Season


A Whole Night of "Why, Though?"


If You Try Real Hard, You CAN Make This an AU 'Game of Thrones' Spin Off


Some Shows are Definitely Premiering Tonight and Some Shows May Be Sneakily Premiering Tonight


The Superman Show That's Not a Superman Show


"Keep Singing, Kids! This Show Cost Us Four Portable Classrooms!"


Still Can't Tell the Difference Between Freddie Highmore Plotting to Kill People and Freddie Highmore Plotting to Save People


Black Widow's Hair Choices as Character Development


We Judge, But None of Us Would Turn Down CBS Procedural Money Either


Can Makeup Cause a Face To Veer Into the Uncanny Valley? Maybe!


Workplace Comedies Tell Us What Professional Writers Think Other Offices Are Like


"You Have Been Selected to Argue in One of Our Most Prestigious Courts Because You Are so Young and Attractive, Obviously."


Mary is Still Killing People, Unclear if She is Also Eating Them


Ways to Write the New 'Bond 'Movie that Will Preserve Daniel Craig's Rapidly Disintegrating Body


Can He Pull Off An Illusion That Makes Us Forget We've Already Seen This Show?


All Sitcoms Now are Just a Mad-Libs of Previous Sitcoms


The CW Contemplates The Dangers of Living Like You Have No Tomorrows, Kinda


A Night of Potential Future Presidents at the Apollo


Liv Deserves Better Than Imagine Dragons Anyway


Look Around At How Lucky We Are to Be Alive Right Now (For TV Purposes)


A Little Less Spree Killing, A Little More Coffee and Contemplation


We Were All Clamoring for a Tupac and Biggie Show that Focuses on White Detectives, Right? Well, That's What USA Thinks.


Start Taking Bets on Who Survives Pilot Season: Round 2!


Victoria Demonstrating Polite Audience Engagement, and Albert Demonstrating the Opposite


Time To Declare 'Lip Synch Battle' Dead. From the Highs of Zendaya and Tom Holland to... This.


Mikaela Shiffrin Will Fly Down the Mountain, or Off It, Depending on the Wind Tonight


What if the REAL Oak Island Treasure is All the Money the History Channel Paid Us Along the Way?


'American Dad' or American Sports, Pick One


Really Good Actors Staring into the Middle Distance, Must be a New Alan Ball Show!


Getting Ready for Olympics Debates Like


'Channel Zero' Back at it Again With Pretty Creepy Pictures and Maybe a Plot This Time?


What is the Human Cost of True Crime Entertainment?


Look At All the Happy Memories This Show is About To Ruin


Just As Nothing Seems to End on CBS, Nothing Ever Seems to Actually Start Either


5 Shows After Dark: Super Bowl Counter Programming 2018


The 'It's Always Sunny' Cast Stretch Their Talents by Playing Other Unlikable People


#NotMyMythbusters


Black Lightning Vs. The Orange Disaster


50/50 if This is From 'The Alienist' or the Avett Brothers Documentary


What Are Those Round Things on the Back of People's Phones?


It's Time for the Awards Show That Only Gives Out About Five Awards On Stage


When Do Shows Start Doing "All-Stars" Editions of the "All-Stars" Seasons?


Someone Needs Another Pep Talk From Coach Taylor


It's Ladies Night on 'Drunk History' and All Your Faves are Here


Petition to Rename the Genre Murder Mehsteries


Review: The Flat Mystery of Steven Soderbergh's 'Mosaic' Isn't Helped by App Trickery


"Tonight, We Learn if a 'Sneak Peek' Can be TV Code for 'Premiere.'"


Look, It's a Bunch of People Acting Shocked That 'Grey's Anatomy' is Still On!


A Brief History of Gianni Versace's Mansion


We May Be Reaching Peak Ryan Murphy


The CW's New Superhero is Not a Former Abercrombie & Fitch Model and Thank TV Jebus for That


Every Generation Leaves Behind a Legacy


Can There be Too Much Ted Danson? Probably.


The Hottest Trivia Game Around is A Laggy App


How We're Looking at Chris Carter Now and Forever


The Last 'Major Crimes' Entry in "Pictures of People in the Same Scene Clearly Reacting to Different Things"


Four Judges Come Together to Promote Their Careers Under the Guise of Mentorship, Again


Even Mulder is Getting Suspicious of That Wig, But Mulder is Suspicious of Everything


Modern Day Inquisition or Fun TV Game Show? Who Can Tell!


A Nice, Mellow Night of Christmas Carols Seems Like a Good Idea Right Now


When Santa Brings The Wrong Version of the Toy You Asked For


Poe Dameron is Either an Idiot or a Saboteur


Who's Gonna Get #NotMyRalphie Going?


How Do Real Librarians Feel About 'The Librarians'?


Gilbert Gottfried and Three Dudes from a Casting Call for a "Beer Snob" Get in The Cash Cab...


All I Want for (Next) Christmas is a Good Last Season of 'Game of Thrones' and a Dragon


"Oh, You Got Us a New Timeslot. Again. Great."


Place Your Bets on the Total Pineapple Count in the Comments


Dear Everyone: Workplace Boundaries are Not That Difficult Even When You Work With Naked People


It's Even Better if You Imagine This As the Later Days of Detective Elliot Stabler


DC Show on The CW or a New, Irritating Bud Light Commercial?


Pictured: Either the Start of a Great Story or The Start of a Panic Attack


Larry David is Here to Stave Off Holiday Overload for One More Week


The Clear Solution to Twitter's Trump Problem


Nothing But Respect for MY Elf on the Shelf/Stage


Can He Bellow "TAFT! WAKE UP YOU WALRUS!" Just Once?


The Unsolvable Mystery of 'Alias Grace'


This Looks More Like 'Mildly Perturbed Mortal' Than an Angry Angel, but OK Freeform


There Are About A Half Dozen Christmas Movies On Too, But You Can Find Those Yourselves


Now This is Just the Maroon Scrubs Show


The Most Expensive Patch of Facial Hair in The World


That Baby Looks Like He Upstages Everyone Else on The Show Regularly


The Anti-Gift Guide: Corkcicle's Cigar Glass


A Candidate For Filling Your TV Viewing Card, If Recent Events Have Left an Opening


Finding New Talent on Food Network Would be a Very Ryan Murphy Move


Subscription Addiction: Hungry Harvest Makes You Feel Even More Virtuous For Eating Veggies


Are We Sure He Has a Plan? Like, Really Sure?


No One Wears a Bow-Tie Like Walton Goggins. No One.


Why All Content Creators Should Be Worried About Florida's Supreme Court


The Original 'Grey's Anatomy' Interns Must Have One Hell of a Tontine For These Two To Still Be Hanging On


If Only Alton Brown Would Adjudicate All Thanksgiving Battles


Period Dramas! Keeping Vaguely Recognizable Actors in Terrible Haircuts For Our Entertainment!


'Ride With Norman Reedus' But Not To Kill Zombies


'Shameless' Promo Images Are Always Wacky Fun When the Show is More Life is a Horrifying Wheel of Suck


New Home Renovation Porn for Your Enjoyment/Exasperation!


Looks Like Someone Has Some Thoughts on Their TPS Reports


Tuesday Night TV Will Inspire You to Conjure Up Halloween Plans


This Man Looks Entirely Too Calm and Relaxed To Plunge His Hands into Someone's Innards


The Thrilling Finale of 'The Deuce' Will Tell Us Which Men Will Continue Successfully Exploiting Women


'Mindhunter' and Facing Our Monsters


The End of 'No End' House, As Far As We Know


This Would Be Worse if Twitter Hadn't Already Ruined the Phrase "Drop the Mic"


"You Know, the Real Original Sin is Whatever's Happening With That Wig"


Negan and Rick are Tough, But Carl's the Only Man to Find Shampoo in the Zombie Apocalypse


Behind The Dead You'll Find a Lot of Red Corn Syrup


If You Are Vaguely Unsettled by This Image You've Got the 'Channel Zero' Experience Already


If Your Own Family Photos Are Fraught Enough For You, Try Ones Written to be Horribly Sad!


The Most Important Thing to Know About This Scene is it Happens at Table 96 in Vera's


Time to Make Room for 'The Walking Dead' Show Everyone Actually Wants to Watch


So Shines a Favorite Show in a Weary World


"When Does a Monotone Voice-over From an Unreliable Narrator Become a Bad ASMR Video Instead of a Good TV Show?"


This Man is Clearly Totally Alone. Just Look at This Crane Shot Showing You So.


Another New Show About America's Model Military. Literally.


SyFy Channel is Steadily Becoming the Butt-Kicking Ladies Channel


This is Exactly How One Should React to 'No End House'


The Fate of The World Rests in the Hands of A Hapless White Dude. How is This a Comedy?


"It Looks Like it Could Be the Return of Fall Television" "Seems Suspicious"


So Far This Just Looks Like a Gimmick Episode of 'Smash'


The Case That's Going to be At the Center of HBO's 'The Deuce'


Do They Really Make Crop-Top Body Armor? Seems Inefficient.


'Game of Thrones' Final Season Will Have Strong Women in Front of the Camera, But Not Behind It


A Bad Perm and Early '90s Fashion Got Sarah Paulson an Awards Hat-Trick Last Year, Can They Repeat?


New Game This Season: Is this Freddie Highmore From 'Bates Hotel' or 'The Good Doctor'?


Who's Ready for Michelle Yeoh's Captain Georgiou Catchphrase?


The Most Physically Intimidating Person in This Picture Isn't the Superhero or Supervillain, It's The Butler


My Only, Extremely Petty, Problem with David Simon's 'The Deuce'


Get Ready For Another Season of Really Intriguing Imagery That Never Truly Pays Off


Who's Ready to Revisit the Fashion and Culture of the Early 00s?


Looking at TV With Similar Levels of Forced Enthusiasm Right Now


The Losers Club of 'It' Dreamcast Their Adult Counterparts, Let's Judge Them


This is All, As The Kids Say, Too Real


Let's Focus on This Part of Comedy Central's Schedule Tonight


The Year of the Ensemble Murder Drama Starring Nicole Kidman


Ahhh, the Annual Migration of the Bachelors and Bachelorettes. Such a Wonderful Natural Phenomena.


So Down For This Odd Cop Couple


When Your Fun Nostalgia Game Show Looks Like a Terrifying David Lynch Fever Dream, You've Done Something Wrong


Many Things Are The Worst This Fall, This Show is One of Them


This is An Accurate Depiction of Election Night and It's Still Not Needed


Diplo is a Real Person, Who is Apparently a Music Star.


What This Season of 'Game of Thrones' Tells Us About 'Winds of Winter'


"Man, That's Weird Character Design for Someone who is Definitely Turning Into a Reindeer"


Mars is Inhabited by Robots and Occasionally Matt Damon


Game of Thrones Book Reader Recap: Season 7 Episode 7 "The Dragon and the Wolf"


Are You Actually Enjoying 'Preacher' or Just Ruth Negga?


Why is Anything Else Even on TV Tonight?


Vaguely Ominous Weather May or May Not Be Returning


These Two Don't Even Look Comfortable in an Aggressively Staged Barn, Much Less a Real One


If You Had to Wear One Outfit For Your Foreseeable Future, Would You Just Give Up on Clothes?


Game of Thrones Book Reader Recap: Season 7 Episode 6 "Beyond the Wall"


Not This Cop Show with Terry Crews, THE 'COPS' Show with Terry Crews


"Such a Shame Matt LeBlanc Won't Have a Show on TV Anymore Soon." "But He Has One on CBS?" "Yup, Real Shame."


This Feels Like the Photo You End Up With When the Photographer Hates Everyone


The Series Finale of "Depressing Beaches of England"


Leah Remini Returns to TV to Make Concerned Faces at Former Scientologists


Game of Thrones Book Reader Recap: Where Does Warranted Aggression End and Madness Begin?


Temporarily Suspend Your Ire At YouTube Stars Getting TV Shows


A Channel You've Never Heard of Has a Series Based on a Movie You've Mostly Forgotten


Yes, This is Exactly What Summer Was Missing, News Delivered Exceedingly Smugly


Hopefully Tiffany Haddish Can Make a Real Money Jacket Soon


Still Looks Like Just the One Stage of Dance, Not a Whole Planet


Game of Thrones Book Reader Recap: Season 7 Episode 4 "The Spoils of War"


This Looks a More Like a "Thank God All This Nonsense is Over" Face Than an "I Found True Love!" Face


Finally, 'Ray Donovan' Returns to TV and Emmy Voters Can Start Pencilling in Their Ballots


James Van Der Beek Shows Us the Difference Between a Handsome DJ and a Handsome Actor


The Entire Hook For This is "Jessical Biel Stabs a Dude" and It Totally Works


"Dance Off" is Not an Acceptable Means of Settling Tax Fraud Cases, Apparently


Was Tywin Lannister That Great of a Leader?


'Game of Thrones' Book Reader Recap: The Timelines are Vague and Nonsensical


What About People Who Need an Intervention for Their 'Intervention' Addiction?


Reality was Already Weirder Than TV, Now it Just Keeps Getting Even Weirder


What Discovery Channel is Baiting You With to Get You to Watch the Same Hour of Shark Footage Again


"These Majestic, Bloodthirsty, Vital, Dangerous, Fascinating Killing Machines That We Must Protect"


The Best and Most Gruesome Episode of 'Orphan Black' is All About Rachel


You Know It's a Serious TV Show Because the Glamorous Leading Lady Has a Terrible Haircut


'Game of Thrones' Book Reader Recap: Now They're Just Checking Off Plot Points


There Are Multiple Scientific Reasons This Image is Infuriating, List Your Favorite Below


As Though Anything Could Threaten The Rock's Good Mood


What Spike TV's 'The Mist' Shares with 'Game of Thrones'


Who Knew USA Dramas Could Produce Ceremonial Heads of State, Probably


"I'm the Shooter" "No, I'M the Shooter" "What If, We're ALL the Shooter?"


Point of Order: Jaime Lannister is No Longer a Member of the Kingsguard


Game of Thrones Book Reader Recap: Season 7 Episode 1 'Dragonstone' "Shall We Begin?"


Like a Competition to See Who Can Look the Most Punchable


We are Here Tonight to Welcome Back 'Game of Thrones', Obviously


Lara Croft and Nathan Drake Have Teamed up for Wacky Fun, is Absolutely How This Was Pitched


How Long Before They Start Selling Space on Suits? Peyton Could Accept Rocking a Papa Johns Apron.


Can We All Agree That Haircut is Definitely Ruined?


#NotMyShakespeare


A Year in 'Game of Thrones' Probably Isn't What You Think It Is


Haha, Cause He's Seal, Get It? And Sharks Eat Seals? This All Feels Unnecessary.


Looks Like the Animals Destroyed Laundry Detergent but Left Us Hair Styling Products


Before Crack Was Wack and it Was Just... Crack


At the Con of Thrones You Win or You Just Have a Great Time (It's Not Catchy)


On TV, Your 20s are Defined by a Lack of Fashion Sense


Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Miguel Ángel Silvestre


Another Entry in My Favorite TV Screenshot Genre: We're All Reacting to the Same Thing Differently


She May Not be a Preacher, But I'm Feeling Worshipful


What is Happening in This Hospital That the Guy on a Motorcycle in the Lobby is NOT the Center of Attention?


If You Put a Suit on a Shark It's Still a Shark, But What if He's Also a Werewolf?


Noah Hawley's Fargo is the Purest Form of Magical Realism on Television


Are You Going to Disappoint That Wonderful Hair?


There Are Probably People Who Had Worse Luck with a Law Degree, But Not Many


A God is Never Late. Nor is She Early. She Arrives Precisely When She Means To.


Diane Keaton Will Also Win the Lifetime Achievement Award for Layering


Wait, Isn't He That Dude?: Hamish Linklater


That is Definitely Not What You Want to Wear to a Series of Murders Either


The 1984 NBA Championships, When Tempers Were Short and Shorts Were Shorter


Just a Different Kind of Oliver Stone Gangster Movie


"Oh, Yes, I'll Play the Jester. Because the Jester is The Only Man Who Can Speak Truth to the King."


What The F*ck Is Happening on Orphan Black?


The Leftovers Ended With The Sacrifice of Kevin Garvey and Nora Durst


One Thing is for Certain, Lady Kingpins Like White Suits


And There is Simply Too Much News, That's All. Just Cut a Bit And It Will be Perfect.


The Header Image Was Almost Tosh. You're Welcome.


Aw, Buddy, Black Clothing Isn't Tactically Useful in Daytime! You'll Learn.


My Leftovers Usually End with a Trip to the Trash, HBO Will Probably Do Better


Good News, Everybody! The Only Reason To Maybe Watch 'Nashville' Has Left!


You Know, Fox Turned Into the Gordon Ramsey Channel So Gradually, I Didn't Even Notice


The Leftovers Isn't Just About Grief, It's About Guilt


Since These Two Are Now Actually Married, Are They Also Actually Russian Spies?


Fox Trying to Claw Back Your Attention from Cable and Streaming Shows


When Low-Level Scammers Meet Real Criminals


Uncomfortably Gestating Chelsea Peretti Might be the Best Chelsea Peretti


How Trump Has Made Corrupt President Underwood on 'House of Cards' Seem Like an Appealing Alternative


It's Too Late to Go Rescue Sterling K. Brown, But Don't You Want To?


Is It Possible to Spoil a Show That's Mostly Atmosphere? The Internet Will Find Out!


Winter Might be a Long Time Coming, But Con of Thrones is Almost Here


The Show Known For Horrific Deaths Can't Die


It Feels Extra Petty to Air the Premiere of 'Downward Dog' Before 'Fargo'


Through the Wormhole and Straight Into Your Face


Jane is Wonderful, But That Baby is Terrible at Taking Direction


Once Upon a Time All the Characters Decided the Story Was Over and ABC Said "Nah"


Those Weird Nerds Who Like Comic Book Movies and Star Wars, Like Everyone


Frankly, Why Was a Show With This Cast Way Off on WGN to Begin With?


All That Marvel Money and They Still Can't Buy Decent Wigs


When a Murdering Drug Dealer is Also an Exemplary Manager


Kevin Sr.'s John the Baptist Impression Needs Some Work


Spike TV Will Give Us the Nexus of Delightful and Terrifying


The Swearing Will Probably Eventually Feel Anachronistic, But Who Cares?


"Do You Like Downton Abbey? Well This is the Exact Opposite of That!"


Guess That Particular Set of Skills Doesn't Include Keeping Your Cover


'The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks' Looks at a Dark Legacy of Deceit, Ignorance, and Grief


Another Helping of Feel-Good Television For Your Springtime Viewing!


This Lady Definitely Has the Right Idea, But the Wrong Beverage


This is Not the Face of the Brains of the Operation


National Geographic Channel Wants Us to Think Weird Thoughts About Young Albert Einstein, Don't They?


"This is Definitely Moving Towards a Happy Ending for Me. Definitely."


What Does the Hugo Award in Fargo's "The Law of Vacant Places" Tell Us?


THIS Show Fu.... You Know How it Goes


Watching Other People Play Video Games Seems Appropriate for Today's Date


There is No Such Thing as Too Much Carrie Coon


Did He Just Hear the Verdict or His Chances at Renewal?


Jack Bauer Would've Tortured His Way to Better Ratings if He Had To or Was Given an Excuse To


Kevin Garvey and Jesus Are Also Similarly Ripped


Orphan Black's Final Season Promises a Return to What Matters Most


If You Know Who This is On Sight, Tonight is Your Night


Our President* Has No Respect for or Understanding of the Office of the President


Apparently, London and the Wild West Had Much in Common in the Late 1800s


Trump is Definitely Screwing up the White House Easter Egg Roll, But Probably Everyone Else Would Too


Tonight We Learn What it Means to Get Hit by a Bus, Which is Apparently Not Self-Evident


Looks Like Someone is Calling Saul Again


If You Thought Chris Hardwick Was Too Contained on "Talking Dead" I Have Great News.


That's a Guy Whose Work Problems Are Out of This World!


Is It Still Called the Danger Zone in Dreamland or Is It The Area of Potential Distress?


Bet He's Thinking That He Should've Put Away More Money for Tattoo Removal


First Question: Why is The One Lady Cosplaying? Did She Miss a Memo or Did Everyone Else?


Was 'Legion's' Lenny Ever Real?


Which Lies are Big? Which Lies are Little? Find Out Tonight!


Three Stars is Probably The Best That Most of Us Can Hope For Out of Life


Made It To the End of the Season Without a 'Legion Airs' Joke! Almost.


The End of Bones, For Real This Time


The Personification of Tough Love


If You Didn't Like Iron Fist, AMC Would Like to Talk


Sen. Pat Roberts of Kansas Loves Pink Ribbons, But Not Insuring Mammograms


When You Need a Real Thigh-Slapper To Take You Into the Weekend


It's Your Typical Good News, Bad News Situation


When Your Friends Wimp Out of Costume Night, But You're Already There


Nothing Good Ever Comes of Robots That Look Like People. Nothing.


HBO's Sunday Night of Less Than Sympathetic Main Characters


Dear 'The Crown', Stories About Women Should be About Women


The Show for People Who Want to Hate Pancakes is Back, Sports Stuff Too


After So Long of Not Working, These Guys Are Retiring


Starring John Lithgow as Robert Durst, Basically


Adorable Children Make the Creepiest Adults


Who Dies in HBO's Big Little Lies?: Part 2


Has ABC Stumbled Into the Most Politically Relevant Show of 2017?


Host of Tropical Island Survival Shows Looks Like a Great Job


Are You Afraid of Americans? Or Just Afraid of that Wallpaper?


What We Can Learn From a Day Without a Woman


Those Women Must Have Been Actors to Start Actively Applauding This Dude on First Sight


Sunday Night's Alright for Fighting


Teenagers and Cat-Ear Headbands: A Timeless Love Story


We Will All Need Large Fruity Drinks Tonight


'When We Rise' Brings Michael K. Williams Back to Your TV Screens


'Girls' Tackles Being Not Being an American Bitch


In Case You're Not Into Hollywood Patting Itself on the Back


TGIT: The Best Place to See Oscar-Nominated Actresses Over 40


Communicating How Dumb You Are With This Look for 17 Years


"Whatcha Thinkin' Bout?" "Oh, Just How to Make You Ugly Cry Tonight.


Looks Like Someone Forgot Her Umbrella-ella-ella


That Look When You're the Lead on a CBS Streaming-Only Series


When You Can Feel Yourself Getting Dragged Back Into Nonsense


"It Always Seems Impossible Until it's Done."


Dr. Saroyan is Looking Forward to Getting Out of Those Restrictive Autopsy Suits


Those Sunglasses Should Get a Supporting Credit


Britt Robertson, Hollywood's New Favorite 'Teen,' is Actually an Ageless Vampire


Guess Who's Back Just in Time for Valentine's Day?


If You Truly Love Something, Drink it By the Gallon


Leopard Print is Always a Good Look. Always.


Good That Richard Splett Has a Backup Plan, Now that 'Veep' is a Documentary.


Jimmy Olsen Heard You Had a Bad Night Last Night and Wants to Help


Super Bowl Counterprogramming Guide (Hint: Just Watch PBS)


Viola Davis Sees Your Poor Attempt at Addressing Race Relations, CBS


"Real Leaders Must be Ready to Sacrifice All for the Freedom of the People."


Hanlon's Razor as a Form of Serenity Prayer


If a Teen Wolf Did Hibernate, Would It Look Any Different Than Standard Teen Sleeping Habits?


He's Got a Passion in His Robes And He Ain't Afraid to Show It


Those Sails Are, At Best, Off-White


President Fitzgerald Grant: The Most Unattractive Handsome Man on TV


Those Are Some Awfully Well-Bathed 17th Century Witches There


"No, We Didn't Take Her Actual Face Off, Why Do People Keep Asking That?"


The Dapper Nazis Get All Their Best Ideas From People They Hate


Here She Comes to Save the Day, Please?


What Show Does This Still Look Like It's Knocking Off?


Spend One Last Night in 'The Good Place'


A Photo of Some Trees or Maybe the New History Channel Show, Who Knows


Questionable Cultural Sensitivity, Excellent Men's Outerwear and Hats


Trump's Health and Human Services Nominee Seems to be a Worse Criminal Than Martha Stewart


The Popest with the Mostest


Young Popes Vs. Young Queens


That's Not... Honey, That's the Locker Room Not the Weight Room


Everyone's Got a Few Bad Roommates, You're Not Special


"Maybe if I Dress Like Jessica Jones, I Can Get Buzz Like Jessica Jones."


But Who Polices the Fashion Police?


Can the Dog Get a Decent Guest Arc, or Was it A Lady Dog?


The 90s Really Are Coming Back, Unfortunately


A Full Range of Emotional Responses Suitable for the Return of TV


How Many Members of the 'Sense8' Cluster are Actually the Same Age?


Guess They Decided to Make No Bones About It Anymore.


Wait, Isn't He That Dude?: Toby Kebbell


If Anyone Can Save Christmas, it's Terry Crews


Reflecting on the Ending of 'The OA' and the Gap Between What We Know and What We Feel


At Last, The Christmas Lights Have Ceased Their Fighting


The OA Continues the Serious Misrepresentation of Nose Bleeds in Pop Culture


We Can Use 'Queen in the North' for Other Shows, Right?


Five Harmonies for the Price of One!


Farewell to Four Solid Seasons of Scowling


When Dolly Calls, You Answer


Who Are These People and What Have They Done With Tyra?


Is Westworld's William a Future Alt-Right Hero?


The First Try of the Season is Always a Little Rough


"It's Almost Like People Don't Always Find Huge Jerks Entertaining."


You Can't Stop the Beat, and Neither Can They


Two of You Are Way Overdressed for This Event


Public Service Announcement: 'Nocturnal Animals' is Not a Thriller


WILL These Violent Delights Have Violent Ends or Nah?


There Are Definitely Worse Things to See on Your TV


How that Ad Age Twitter Mistake Invokes Nick Cave's Literature


Clear Computer Screens: Look Great, Probably Work Horribly


Seriously, How Could This Not Be Amazing?


HBO is Serving Up Cuba Libres All Night


Some Machines Are Better Tempered Than Others


Something We Can All Toast to in These Contentious Times


Is Westworld's Bernard Always Bernard?


Time to Convene a Search Party to Find a Better Time for 'Search Party'


All of These People Need New Hobbies


A Range of Emotions. Almost Like They Don't Know What They're Reacting To.


Don't Worry, It's All Over Now. Until Next Season.


"Say 'Entailment' One More Time. I Dare You"


Wednesday, November 9th


History Has Its Eyes On You


We Will Return to Regularly Scheduled Levity Eventually


Still Less Upsetting Than the Early Election Results


We Absolutely Have Not Been Good Enough to Deserve This


The Biggest Unexplained Mystery of 'Westworld'


The Last News Talking Guy I Want to See Until Wednesday


Oh Good, Fall TV is Ending So We Call Start Talking To Each Other Again


How To Make Three Days in Hell Last Three Weeks


Maeve Millay is the Hero We (and 'Westworld') Need


Everyone Needs a Darius


TBS Now Has Wyatt Cenac and Sam Bee, is Jessica Williams Far Behind?


Joan Finally Tells Sherlock They're a CBS Series


"I'm Gonna Disrupt the ER!" "Please Don't."


On a Long Enough Timeline, Everyone on a Drama Hooks Up


Like a Fever Dream Brought to Life


The Missed Opportunity for Women in 'Westworld'


Which Part of the Plan Involves Losing That Joey Tribbiani Haircut?


Dead Show Walking


The Sweet Transvestite Trojan Horse From Transexual, Transylvania


This Is Definitely Not the Atlanta You're Looking For


So They're Both Slobs Now? That's Not Really Odd, Is It?


What Does it Cost to Stay in Westworld?


Revisiting the Ghosts of Halloween's Past


Every Second of the Night I Live Another Life


"What Are You Talking About? All Reenactments Have Feature Film Budgets."


Trump's Washington D.C is a Lie


Picture Perfect Hair and Wardrobe is "Beautifully Flawed" in TV Speak


"How Can She Win the Playoffs if She Can't Grow a Playoff Beard?!?"


"Come On, Give It Up For America's Favorite Fighting Frenchman, Just a Little?"


"OK, So There is a Tomorrow, Just Not a Lot of Them." "LIAR!"


That Face When Hayley Atwell is Back in a Legal Procedural and Not As Agent Carter


Going Very Meta on Violence in Entertainment Tonight


Tim Burton and the Pernicious Racial Bias of "Realism"


When These Two Get Together, We'll Know They're Really Done


Welcome to the Revolving Cast of Criminal Minds, Don't Get Comfortable!


Your Favorite Way to Learn Historical Trivia is Back


How The Miami Marlins Showed Us What it Means to Make America Great Again


Get Your Largest Beverage Container Ready


Wait, Isn't He That Dude From that Thing? Enzo Cilenti Edition


A Big Night for Non-Journalists Doing Newsworthy Work


Some Baseball You Might Actually Want to Watch


Jack Bauer Takes On His Most Dangerous Mission Yet


Pajiba: Starting the Yarn Wall Before the First Episode


We're Going Good Places, Mad Places, and Annoying Places


Tonight Will Be Just Full of Winners and Losers


"Wait, I Thought YOU Were Bringing the Charisma?" "No Wonder We're Cancelled."


This is The Least Spidery Option Available


Oh, Obviously This is Very Different From The Other Show Where They Catch Crabs


'Dancing With the Stars' Still Mostly Confused About What a Star Is


The Full Spectrum of Reactions to Son of Zorn


The Depressing Decline of Minnie Driver's On-Screen Romances


Sports or Feelings: Pick Your Thursday Night Cringe


Four People Thinking "Look Inconspicuous"


Tuesday Nights Now Star The South


These Guys Don't Have The Fortitude For Their Own Show


Who Doesn't Love Aggressively Confrontational Television?


Fight the Real Enemy


Shaq Should Make Friends With an Actual Bear


Truth, Justice, and the American Way: Pick One


On Aging Out of Being a Dead Girl and How "The Night Of" Failed Us


Ah, the Desolate Arctic Landscape. So Much Like Summer Television.


You Can Tell It's a European Crime Show Because They're All Smoking


Khal Drogo Rides Again, As The Stallion Who Pranks The World


Because American Tourists Don't Have a Bad Enough Reputation


They're Cooking Up Career Reality Stars!


The Night Of The Sunk Cost Fallacy


It's Nice When Couples Share Hobbies, Even Nicer When Those Hobbies Earn Olympic Medals


Same, Guys, Same.


"Once I Could Actually See What I Was Eating I HAD to Get a Different Show"


Hell is Other People Generally, But These Other People Specifically


The Olympics Have Given Us the Best Option for Squirrel Girl


The Faces of American Excellence


How Do These Guys Still Have a Show?


A Very Shirtless Summer on TV


The Sand Situation After Those Games is Probably Absurd


A Reminder that Sports are Dangerous and Couches Are Not


The Redeemer Has a Lot of Work Ahead of Him


Live Television: Still Occasionally Dangerous


A Dramatic Interpretation of Wonder Bread


Why Nancy in 'Stranger Things' Ended Up With Exactly the Right Person


This is the Second Biggest Day of Her Year, Just Behind Pumpkin Spice Latte Day


Four Sharknados in Three Years, Is Global Warming to Blame?


Different Era, More Clothes, Same Associating With Hookers


The Imperfections of Hillary Clinton


Comedians Are Tackling Our National Race Issues. At Least Someone Is?


52 Films By Women: The Astonishing Integrity of Gina Prince-Bythewood's 'Beyond the Lights'


Who Brought Back 1996? Can We Keep It?


Political Conventions: Equally Terrible at Graphic Arts


If Only Nas Had Put Down the Books And Watched More TV


Just One More Season, Temperance! It'll Be Ok!


That's the Appropriate Face for Covering the RNC


Quick! Name This Dystopian Series That's Now Cancelled!


Did 'Ghostbusters' Sacrifice Crucial Plot Development for Cameos?


Even the Balloons Look Resigned to Their Fate


Who's Ready for Spite and Pettiness?


Every Crime Procedural Needs a Quirky Woman With a Computer. Apparently.


The Most Unnerving Show on Television is Back


Variety Shows: The Competitive Reality Series of Yesteryear


Even the Sketch of DB Cooper is Sick of This


Poetry in Motion


A Second Helping of All of This


The Best of All Summer Jobs Has Finally Come to An End


Giving You LOST Fans Another Shot at Satisfaction


Having Breakfast Without (The) Toast


Discovery: Working Hard to Make Sharks EVEN SCARIER


The Fins Make it Hard to Get the Dance Battles Right


'Game of Thrones': The Empty Houses of Westeros


Spending All Summer With Other Teenagers Would Drive Me To Murder Too


'Game of Thrones' and The Changing Landscape of Westeros


Surprise Shark Week is a Mixed Blessing


Cersei Has a Plan. A Crazy Plan, but a Plan.


Sansa Stark is Not Pregnant, You Should All Be Ashamed of Yourselves


Queen of Thursday Night At Least


'Game of Thrones': Can Sansa Rule Winterfell?


This Man Has Some Firm But Vague Opinions on Soup


People Interested in People Are the Unluckiest People of All Tonight


Does Sansa Stark Have Magic Powers?


'Game of Thrones' and the Debate Surrounding Sansa Stark and the Knights of Vale


"You Keep Using That Word. I Do Not Think it Means What You Think it Means."


Is Your Excitement at "Charging Giant" Level Yet?


A Hero For Everyone Not Super Smart but Not Super Stupid Either


Looks Like Shirts are For Closers


'Game of Thrones': The Full Consequences of Cersei's Trial By Fire


The Hound's Efficient Murder of Fan Theories in This Week's 'Game of Thrones'


With Apologies to the Family of Meredith Kercher


The Dream of Every Compton Resident: Their Own A&E Show


Only Two More Seasons of Keri Russell Looking Constantly Furious


This Sounds Unnecessary and Messy. Very Messy.


'Game of Thrones' and a Theory Behind the Brotherhood Without Banners


There Are Many Cop Shows on TV. This Is One of Them.


What it Looks Like When You Overthink a Promo Picture


5 Shows After Dark: TV Gets a Little Less Dangerous Again


There's a New, Unique Sci-Fi Series on That Channel You Don't Get


That is the Correct Face for a New Variety Show, Yes


'Game of Thrones' Book Reader Recap: King's Landing Won't Survive the Wars to Come


Charitable Efforts Are Always Best With a Heaping Dose of Handsome


Sharon Carter Is an Imposter. I Am Not a Crackpot


Those Pines Just Will Not Settle Down


If You Liked 'Person of Interest' You'll Love People of Interest!


'Game of Thrones' Book Reader Recap and the Flashback to the Moment the Entire Story Began


Is SyFy Making Good Shows Again or Just Good Commercials?


What A Dance With Dragons Tells Us About the Future of Tormund and Brienne


Gimme That Old Time Religion


Yes, But Can You Have a Mental Breakdown More Productively?


Not Even the Hamptons Can Afford Concierge Doctors These Days


Was the Jon and Sansa Reunion Actually a Reunion?


A Hard Hitting Hour of Interviews, Followed Immediately by Chicks in Bikinis


Game of Thrones Book Reader and Spoiler Recap: The Book of the Stranger


The Beginning of the End. Or Just the End.


This Training Program Looked Very Different in 'Silence of the Lambs'


Liv Will Definitely Handle Something Tonight, That's For Sure


Meet Alexandra Patsavas, The Woman Who Soundtracked Your Favorite TV


The Many Concerns We Have About Ava DuVernay's 'A Wrinkle in Time' Adaptation


Still No Word On How Many Wigs Russian Spies Really Had


This Feels Like a Joke on Us Somehow


Game of Thrones Book Reader and Spoiler Recap: 'Oathbreaker'


Ah, the OTHER Incesty TV Show is On Tonight


Does This Mean She's Now a BAD Wife?


"Isn't There a Superhero I Could be Menacing? I Feel Underutilized."


Time for Some Uncomfortably Personal Television!


The End of the Adventures of Jesus and the Crime Solving Computer


Game of Thrones Book Reader and Spoiler Recap: Home


Ah, An Interesting and Original Premise Twisted to Become... a Detective Show


Cheekbones that Could Kill. Other Parts That Have Killed.


The Television Medium is Going Through a Fascinating and Terrifying Time


Is it Natural to Distrust Shows That Look Too Good?


How Long Until a Sitcom Hits Syndication? See You Then.


'Game of Thrones' Book Reader and Spoiler Recap: 'The Red Woman'


"We Are Outgunned, Outmanned, And We'd Really Like You to Tune In!"


Time To Get Back to Drinking and Knowing Things


Take a Deep Breath, We're Heading Back In


The TV Lords Take Away Ilana Glazer, and Then Give Her Right Back


All Sorts of Lanky, Sexy, British Angst Here


Still Waiting for a Saul to Call


Here's All the People Who Blew Up Their Lives This Season


Cosima Gets Me


The Promo Image Looks Like Propaganda and A Laser Tag Ad, Somehow


Who's Up for Some Needlessly Complicated Vengeance?


After Years of Family Vacation Movies, Finally, a Family Vacation TV Show


The Things That 'Game of Thrones' Will (And Won't) Spoil This Season


Sometimes "Painfully True" is Mostly Just Painful


Why Was Watermelon Trending?


Our Long National Fever Dream is Over


Time for a Cookie Binge?


The Mixed Feelings I Experienced Watching The 'Hamilton' Bootleg on YouTube


The Verdict Is In


The Last Night This Spring You Have to Care About College Basketball


Do You Understand the Words That Are Coming Out of Your TV?


What's the Point of Analyzing Behavior Without This Study Buddy?


52 Films by Women: Ana Lily Amirpour's 'A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night'


Almost Too Adorable for Words


Never Let Zack Snyder Near This Character


Sterling Archer Reviews Bond, Because Why Not?


Ben Affleck Goes on Graham Norton Image Rehabilitation Tour, Henry Cavill and Amy Adams Support Him


You Get to Wear Comfy Outfits in Complex Roles or You Can Make Good Money. Not Both.


Did You Get Hooked on the New Doctor Show Last Night? No? Try Again!


Have You Been Looking for a New Jerk Doctor Series? Today's Your Lucky Day!


Von Miller is Incredibly Happy to be on Dancing With the Stars. Probably.


Ah, A Traditional and Respectful Easter Celebration


Prince Now Setting Out to Conquer Books


Emma Stone is Coming to a TV Near You


Behind the Scenes on Those 'Daredevil' Stunts


Why is TV, Literally, So Dark?


Ben Affleck Now Says His Terrible Tattoo is A Terrible Fake Tattoo


'House of Cards' Season 4: The Whole is Less Than the Sum of Its Parts


So, Was It Aliens? Little Green Men?


Come On, Gary Sinise, We Just Got You Off Procedural TV


Things The Quiverfull Movement Is Apparently Ok With: A Wicked Smoky Eye


The Face of a Man Awaiting Either His True Love or a Fart


That Room Does Not Look Nearly Fussy Enough For Genteel Murder


Stop Accusing Olivia Munn (and People in General) Of "Faking" Their Geeky Interests


The Sad Story of How Richard Simmons Has a Black Magic Spell on Him (Actually Elder Abuse)


The Exceptionally Attractive 'Daredevil' Premiere Also Features 'Luke Cage' Release Date


Benson and Stabler Together to Investigate Especially Heinous Crimes on Twitter


Looks Like Someone Took Wedding Planning Tips From 'Game of Thrones'


Another Happy Ending for 'American Crime', I Presume


Zombies Again? Can Anyone on TV Manage to Stay Dead?


Time to Catch Up on Oscar Winners You Actually Want to See


Finally, We Can Stop Caring About How Many People Want to Marry Mary


Joseph Gordon-Levitt Announces His Departure from 'Sandman' Adaptation


Is 'Agent Carter' Getting a Third Season? The Answer Might Not be a Solid 'No' Anymore!


Hollywood is Immune to Parody: 'Muppets' Director Making '21 Jump Street'/'Men in Black' Crossover


Matthew Goode and Matthew Rhys Are Living All of Our Best Lives


No One Hires Joan Allen to Play a Happy Mother


Image is Everything and That's Quite an Image


That Look Kind of Sums Up The Show


But Will He Say "Ice To Meet You"? That's Crucial


'Gods of Egypt' Director Blames Critics for Box Office Bomb


'Spotlight' Dominates the Independent Spirit Awards


Kate McKinnon and Kumail Nanjiani Invite You to an Innocent Glove Lunch


HBO Invites You To a Rocking Saturday


Get Your Hot Fresh Oscar Predictions from a Cat


200 Episodes and, Apparently, Stronger Than Ever


There Are Moments That the Words Don't Reach


Kesha is Being Comforted by Her First Love, Glitter


"We'll Always Have Seasons 1-7."


Oh Good! Another Show About How Depressing Marriage Is!


You Can Now Stay in the 'American Horror Story' Murder House


Watch 2 Minutes of the 'Friends' Reunion That Isn't a 'Friends' Reunion


Correction Issued About That Meryl Streep "We're All Africans" Comment


Here's Deadpool Recreating Kanye West's SNL Rant


'Deadwood' Creator David Milch is Millions of Dollars in Debt


Your Favorite Snarky Scotsman (Or One of Them) Is Back!


They Are Now Recruiting 'Survivor' Contestants Who Already Don't Shower


Oh How Embarrassing, They All Brought the Same Dog


Liveblogging the 2016 Grammys: The Awards Show that Openly Hates Being an Awards Show


Zombies and Recreation Drug Use, Happy Valentine's Day!


Love (and 'Agent Carter') May be Temporary But These 'Agent Carter' Valentines are Timeless


Guess Who's Campaigning to Play the Villain in 'Deadpool 2'?


How the Music Video Survived the Death of Music Video Television


This Week's 'The Graham Norton Show' is About How Weird Fame Is


Law School: Only Slightly Worse Than Hogwarts at Preparing You For the Real World


Odell Beckham Jr. Came Straight From the Most Daring Prom in 1998


Even the Golden Age of TV Has Some Stains To Deal With


A Face That Makes You Want to Put Your Savings in Mattresses. Literally.


"Everyone Still Loves Old Rich White Guys, Right?"


21 Years Ago the Most Famous Kardashian Was Robert


It's Worth Having the 'X-Files' Back Just to See Expressions Like That


Taking Bets on if They Keep All the Raunchy References


Did the SAG Awards Spoil 'Downton Abbey' for US Viewers?


Leo and 'Spotlight' Take Home SAG Awards, Adjust Your Oscar Ballot Again


'Game of Thrones' Season 6 Will Be the Season of Sansa, Hopefully


Gaze in Wonder Upon the Most Pointless Remake in the History of Remakes


'Graham Norton' Gets a Funny and Insightful Show from Will Smith, Ryan Reynolds, and Catherine Zeta-Jones


Leave it to the Brits to Make the Apocalypse Zany Yet Droll


The Right Suit Will Get You Anywhere


He's Part of an Elite Unit That Investigates These Heinous... Wait, This Sounds Familiar


The Scariest Thing About 'Lucifer' is How Terrible Those Goat-Eyes Are


The Truth Has Been Waiting


Producers Guild Awards Are a Thing That Happened Last Night


Jeb Bush Clearly Has No Understanding of 'Homeland' or TV Ratings


'The Revenant' Survival Skills Conquer This Weekend's Snow-Bound Box Office


The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences Strives to Eliminate Useless Deadweight Oscar Voters


Graham Norton Makes Us Hope for an Ice Cube/Hugh Laurie Project


The James Bond/Q Romance You Always Wanted, Without Either of Them


The Winchester Boys Are... Posing for a Christian Rock Album?


Peggy Carter to Continue Awesome Peggys Tour of 2015-2016


War and Peace and Beautiful Costumes


How I Met Your Civil War Nurse


Netflix Drops Premiere and Return Dates For 8 More Shows


Call 'Jessica Jones' to Congratulate Her on a New Season


New X-Files Trailer Shows The Truth Is, Somewhere Over There?


Will Forte Is All of Us, But Also Insane


TBS Now Scheduling Binge-Watches, Binge-Watches Officially Dead


'The Graham Norton Show' Becomes The Matthew Perry Show For the Night


It's Time For Equal Idiotic Opportunities


Apparently Coming Back to Life is Thoroughly Underwhelming


If Your Film Doesn't Succeed, TV is Slightly More Forgiving


He Still Looks Sexy With His Hair Pushed Back Like That


'Rocky Horror' Live Event Adds Former Nickelodeon Star to Cast


The Real Star of the Powerball Saga is the FAQ Writer


Abandon Ship! The TV/Movie Relationships No One Should Hope For


John Boyega's Past in Stock Photos is Just as Adorable as Present John Boyega


Voldemort, Marge Simpson the First, and Bofur the Dwarf on 'Graham Norton'


"Are You Jenny From the Block, or SNITCHY From the Block?!?"


Teach Them How To Say Goodbye, Seacrest


Jess, You Don't Toast To Celebrate a Pregnancy! You Silly New Girl.


Ready To Feel Hopeless About Your Resolutions?


Ring In the New Suck!


Will Smith Also Has Feelings about Will Smith-Less 'Independence Day: Resurgence'


'Happy Endings' Gets a Happier Present


Watch the Season Six Premiere of 'Shameless' Now


George R. R. Martin Gives Us the 'Winds of Winter' Update We've All Been Dreading/Expecting


Ring in 2016 With Some 'Graham Norton' Clips!


The Real Winners of This Christmas Card are Hair Products and Veneers


The Three Faces of Reality TV Fame


Who Wants an Uncomfortable Cultural Clash Along with Christmas Standards?


Looks Exactly Like a WWE Christmas Movie


The Box Office Records 'The Force Awakens' Has Broken So Far


Will 'The Knick' be Revived?


The Real Winners of Star Wars Weekend: Stormtroopers


Carrie Fisher, Daisy Ridley, and John Boyega on Being Bad at Keeping Secrets


Who's Ready To Open An Early Christmas Present?


"Does Anyone Know How to Work One of These?"


Slowly Sliding Into The Christmas Rut


Time To Find Out Who Gets Out of Sioux Falls Alive


'Independence Day: Resurgence' Trailer Features Everything You Want Except Will Smith


'Getting On' Gets On With It


We Now Know How Emma Thompson's 'Love Actually' Plot Ended


Could The 'Star Wars' Television Show Finally See the Light of Day?


Eternally Doomed 'A Star is Born' Remake Now Featuring Beyonce and Bradley Cooper


You Can Now Begin 2016 With Hate. 'The Hateful Eight' Specifically


"If You Wanna Meet Some Perverts, Dress Up Like Princess Leia" And Other Advice From Graham Norton


Can Something Be Aggressively Wholesome? NBC Intends to Find Out.


'The League' Peters Out After Several Seasons. Just Like Your FF League.


When Only Douchebags Pay for Art, All Art Will Be Made for Douchebags


Hey Baby, Wanna Give Me 30 Minutes To Struggle Out Of My Wing Harness?


Hopefully That Therapist Can Talk Some Sense Into Those Warring Cakes


Will Miracle Go Out With a Bang?


Dave Chappelle Finds a Way to Stop Annoying Cell Phones at His Shows


New Details on Who Will (And Won't) Appear in 'Captain America: Civil War'


A24 Studios To Open World's Most Depressing Holiday Display


Lily Tomlin, Chris Hemsworth, and Ron Howard All Baffled by Scottish Accent on Graham Norton


'The Force Awaken's' Oscar Isaac and Daisy Ridley Bring You Christmas Cheer


They've Already Won the Fashion Category for Televised Musicals


'Empire' Lightning Round is Predicting the Guest Stars


Forget the Reno Budget, What's Their Veneer Budget?


Like 'The Office' But in a Less Aspirational American Workplace


Even Zombies Need a Christmas Vacation


Space, the Final Drunktier


Things Both Are and Aren't Heating Up in Fargo


Pete Campbell: The Early EARLY Years


Adele Surprises Adele Impersonators, Adorably


While You Were Netflix Binging, Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello Got/Are Getting Married


Putting Out an Amber Alert for the 'Grey's Anatomy' Children


Krysten Ritter Felt She Lacked "the Boobs and the Big Hair" to be a Superhero


Tom Hanks Talks Toy Story 4, and How Forrest Gump Got His Accent


Wesley is Already Calling His Agent


The Biggest Mystery of Laura is Why is She Still Here?


Your Newest Dose Of Personal Drama in a Medical Setting


Someone Dreads Looking At This Woman Naked Every Day


This New Show Has Everything! Ninjas on Steampunk Motorcycles...


'Supergirl' and 'NCIS: Los Angeles' Episodes Delayed Due to Terror Plots


Was Ronda Rousey Brought Down by The Madden Curse?


Stephen Colbert Captures All of Our Dismay, and Love, for Paris


In Wake of Paris Attacks, HBO and U2 Pull Live Broadcast


Child Labor: From Sweatshops to Reality TV Competitions


When TV Stops Being, Well, Not Polite I Guess


A Sitcom About a Talk Show Starring a Talk Show Host


It's So Awkward When You Have Perfect Skin and Hair, Right Guys?


The New Starbucks Cups and The Seductive Ease of Internet Judgement


TNT Asks, What If The Vice President Actually Mattered?


DC Comics Shows To Shun Netflix and Hulu, as Well as Non-Cable Fans


'Hamilton's' Lin-Manuel Miranda Takes on The Wheel of Freestyle


Michael Fassbender Has Multi-Species Sexual Appeal, and Julie Walters Feels Up 50 Cent


Change Does Absolutely No One Good


If Someone Took This Kid From Me, I'd Thank Them


Is Lucious Lyons the First Rapper to Drop a Single From Prison?


I'd Say It's Better Than Baseball, But Is It?


Yes, I See How Important Physical Film Was For This


New Special, Same Old Terrible Jokes


Heidi Klum Conquers Halloween. Again.


Ash is Back to Slay Your Boring Halloween Night


The City of DC Commemorates The Exorcist Stairs, Fails To Add Spoiler Alert


Leah Remini May Have Been the Smartest Scientologist, So They Got Rid of Her


Maggie Smith is Glad to See the End of 'Downton Abbey' and Other Slightly More Surprising News


Not Every Frat Idiot Can Rock a Mr.Rogers Sweater Like That


5 Points if You Can Name the Show From Just the Picture


Graphic Crimes Against Hair, Viewer Discretion Advised


Dear Supergirl, We're All Rooting For You


"The Bart, The" Finally Comes to Pass


New Neil Gaiman Adaptation Coming from Edgar Wright. That's the Good News.


'Hamilton' Cast Remains Perfect, Tickets Remain Unavailable


Sherlock Meets 'The Abominable Bride' This Winter


Adele is Queen of YouTube, Demands All Your Tears as Tribute


Daniel Craig Continues His Bond Ambivalence Tour on Graham Norton


Any 'Great White North' Without Rick Moranis is a Disappointment


"Can You Say 'Rapidly Shifting Financial Models'? You Can!"


Can I Get an Accuracy Ruling On This Show's Title?


Is It Worth Watching Something if You Think It Will End Too Soon?


It's Not Actually That Time of Year But We'll Pretend


J.K Rowling Reveals Her Favorite Harry Potter Chapter


Nick Carter Talks Up Backstreet Boys/Spice Girls Tour, Shows He's Still Got Moves


Rosario Dawson Will Be Barbara Gordon. But Only in LEGO Form.


Colin Farrell Own Up to His Hair Crimes and Rachel Weisz is Forgiven for Marrying Daniel Craig


Either a Parody of All MBA Holders or the Best MBA Holder of All Time


The Most Glamorous Hungry 16 Year Olds Around


Dear Amateur Videographers: Ignore the Haters, Keep Filming in Portrait


It's Kind that They Let the Least Compelling Characters Be The Leads


New Season, New Solverson


Shuffle Menacingly, Don't Walk, to Your TV Tonight!


Carrie-Anne Moss's Role in 'Jessica Jones' May Surprise You


6 Things to Expect from the New Season of 'The X-Files'


Important: The Rock Dances After Finishing His Cardio


What's In Store for Season 2 of Mr.Robot?


Everyone, Get Ready to Completely Agree with Kanye West


Nicole Kidman Saves a Fellow Aussie From Graham Norton's Chair of Judgement


Fitz is Only the President of Pouting


Anything that Creates a Brood Scares Me Immediately


Shaquille O'Neal Cannot Be Contained By One Channel


Maybe Someone Should Have Been a Tattoo Artist, Not a Criminal


What's Worth Knowing About 'Hamilton'?


Leftovers a Year Later Don't Sound That Appetizing


Fate Saved Us From Nicholas Cage's Aragorn


NASA Fact Checks "The Martian" On Tumblr


Tom Hiddleston Impersonates Just About Everyone on Graham Norton


Time to Investigate How This Show Has Survived


Warning: Disturbing Crimes Against Hair Ahead


Night of the Aging Television Stars


Change is Uncomfortable But Looks Good in a Suit


The CSI Lab Finally Goes Dark... er


What Are the Most Expensive Shows to Advertise On?


New 'Jessica Jones' Teaser from Netflix


Matt Damon's Ponytail Was A Beatitful LIE and Other Graham Norton Nonsense


Could Anyone on "How To Get Away With Murder" Actually Get Away With Murder?


Thank Viola It's Thursday


TV Terminal Illnesses are So Much Nicer Than Real Terminal Illnesses


TV Executives Are the People Only Using 10% of Their Brain, Apparently


We Finally Have New TV to Insult!


Is This Han Solo Gift With Purchase Better Than the Actual Purchase?


Steven Moffat Answers 11 'Doctor Who' Questions


The Down Side of Set Leaks and Advance Promotion


'The Island of Dr.Moreau' Coming to a TV Set Near You


Dance Scenes From 100 Different Movies All Set To "Uptown Funk"


We Are So Close to Having Real TV Back


30 Year Old Aesthetics Make the Freshest Shows


Aren't All Executioners Bastards in the Colloquial Sense?


Cause The Stars Won't Dance and If They Won't Dance, Who Cares


Not All Projects Are Worth Finishing


"Creative Arts" Emmys Now Giving Out Acting Awards


Good Morning, Here is Tom Hardy Cuddling Dogs


What Horror Franchise is Returning After a 12 Year Long Break?


SNL's Pete Davidson is Here To Give You More 9/11 Tears


No YOU'RE The Worst, FXX!


TV Just Got Slightly More Awesome Again


'The Venture Bros' And the Argument Against Complete Creative Control


Summer May Be "Over" But Fall TV Isn't Here Yet


Elliot's Blurry Reality is Now Our Blurry Reality


History is Just Better With Alcohol


Looks Like Whispering is Dangerous Stuff


These Looks are Less "Zombie Apocalypse" and More "Raccoons Got in the Trash"


Everything Hannibal Wore on 'Hannibal'


Time to Bid Farewell to 'Hannibal'


Enjoy 5 Year Old Heaven King Dancing Better Than You Ever Will


Nielsen Could Have a Ratings System for Streaming Soon


Was the Joker the Hero of 'The Dark Knight'?


Look Upon What Passes for Summer TV and Despair


In The End, Weren't We ALL Mr.Robot? Just a Little?


We Really Only Need the Down-Thumbs, Buddy


Even the Rugged Outdoors Can't Make James Marsden Less Handsome


Did We Really Need to Be Told to Fear the Walking Dead?


John Oliver May Inspire IRS Crackdown on Televangelists


The Foo Fighters are Masters at Counter-Trolling Westboro Baptist Church


'Hannibal' Reminder Post and Open Thread


'The Final Girls' Are Here To Bring Some Humor to Your Halloween


Find Out How Many 'Orphan Black' Characters Tatiana Maslany Was Nominated For


Will 'Mad Max's' George Miller Direct the Next Superman Movie?


These Wives Are Taking Off! Literally. Last Episode of the Season.


If You're Not Watching Yet It May Already be Too Late


Man, It Looks So Different From All the Other Reality Shows!


HBO Knows That What You Really Need on Mondays is a Good Cry


The Year of Oscar Isaac Rolls On


'Straight Outta Compton' Earns Back Nearly Twice Its Budget


Who is 'The Fat Jew' and Why is Everyone Angry About His CAA Deal?


Your Weekly 'Hannibal' Reminder and Open Thread


All the Star Wars News from D23


Latest Attempt at Reviving 'League of Extraordinary Gentleman' to Focus on Women


Good Morning, Here Are Two Handsome Men Reading the Phone Book


That is Some Emotional Paint Can Carrying Right There


It's an Impressive Thing to Survive the Slater Curse


Reality is Always More Interesting than Scripted, Right Guys? Guys?


Time to Realize How Long Ago the 90s Were


Everybody Got Their Monologuing Pants On? Good.


'Fantastic Four' is a Fantastic Flop


Taylor Kitsch Abandoned a Friend for Hours for His 'True Detective' Role


Reminder: Tonight is 'Hannibal' Night


White Walkers and Other Fiends We Might See in 'Game of Thrones'


Drummer Runs London Marathon Without a Tampon


'Sense8' Gets a Great Birthday Present from Netflix


FX Chief Agrees With You That There's "Too Much Television"


Who's Ready to Ugly Cry Themselves to Sleep?


Looks Like a Disney Series Escaped the Compound


Tonight We Play "Let's Pretend We All Like Each Other for An Hour!"


We Cannot Escape the Hijinks, We Can Only Hope to Contain Them


All You Need to Know About Poldark, Apparently


Ian McShane Joins 'Game of Thrones': Book Reader Speculation Post


Take a Minute of Your Time to Watch Ronda Rousey's Latest Victory


Dr.Dre to End 16-Year Long Dre Drought with 'Straight Outta Compton' Soundtrack


The Tyranny of Off-Brand Happy Birthday Songs Will Soon Come to an End


"I Have Never Seen Pines With Less Direction! You All Need Mentors."


Both Sharks and Lincoln Monuments Should Feel Personally Insulted By This


Ryan Seacrest Dares You to Bring Your Best Knock Knock Jokes


Who's Expending More Effort to Smile Here?


A New Take on Tut, Which Looks Like Most of the Old Takes On Tut


We Have the Names of the New Ghostbusters!


College Athletes Must Be Paid for NCAA Football Video Game


Jamie Lee Curtis Shows That the Family That Cosplays Together, Stays Together


Reminder: 'Hannibal' is On Tonight


Alfonso Ribeiro Busts Out the Carlton, Again, With Justin Timberlake


President Obama to Have One Last Interview with Jon Stewart


Here's the 'Attack on Titan' Live Action Trailer a Few of You Have Been Waiting For


Someone Get Denis Leary a Hair Intervention, Stat


Oh Man, a Sitcom About a Family? How Groundbreaking!


I Really Do Want Better Things for Nonso Anozie


Roadsters and Complex International Politics in One Show


Seriously, Guys, How Much Mastery Can You Handle?


All the Footage We Cannot See (For Now): Why 'Comic Con Exclusive' Teasers Don't Make Sense


Steven Moffat on The New 'Doctor Who' Season and Fandom Contributions


Reasons to be Glad You're Not at San Diego Comic Con


No Game of Thrones News You Want, But Here's Some Audition Clips


Get Pumped for the New Evil Dead Series on Starz


HEY GUYS, TIME FOR THIRSTY THURSDAY, AM I RIGHT?


IT'S COOL GUYS I'M JUST DYING MY HAIR! ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A GINGER!


HEY FUNNY LOOKING NEW FRIEND! DO YOU HAVE FISH? I LIKE FISH!


HI FRIENDS! IS IT TIME FOR SELFIES? I'M TOTALLY READY!


Where Do We Go From Here? We Are Wayward as The Pines.


Seriously, His Face is Like 50% Eyes


James Patterson Now Slapping His Name on TV Shows He Didn't Write


Those Are Some Terrifying Muttonchops, I Guess


Can't We Get Just Creepy Robots Instead of Creepy Lady Robots?


Why Amy Schumer Turned Down 'The Daily Show'


Bree Newsome, Our New Hero, is Also a Filmmaker


More News About 'American Gods' and 'Hannibal' From Bryan Fuller


'Avengers of Oz' Fake Trailer is Glorious, Confusing


Stephen Colbert Congratulates Gays, Asks Scalia to Come on His Show


Ewan McGregor Can't Sing in a French Accent and Jack Whitehall Has a Bad Night


What if It's Not a Dome, But More Like a Sphere? No, That's Dumb Too.


I Guess Mr.Robots Are Missing the "Style" Command


Honestly, 1900s Socialites Were Probably Slightly MORE Vapid Than Reality Stars


Totally Off the Grid. Except for All that Camera Equipment.


Sunday Night HBO is Less Dark, More Rock


Cecily Strong's 'Serial' Impression Will Give You Podcast Flashbacks


Rose McGowan Tweets "Helpful" Wardrobe Note from Adam Sandler Script


New Details on 'Ghostbusters' Reboot Plot


'The Graham Norton Show' Gets Terminated by Arnold Schwarzanegger and Emilia Clarke


With Mad Men Over, A New Series to Fill the 1960s Design Hole on TV


Is This the First Reality Show Turned Big-Budget Musical?


Examining the Afterlife Requires Lots of Paper


'Mother's Mercy' Gave Us an Uneven Ending to an Uneven Season of 'Game of Thrones'


A Documentary That's ALSO a Drama Series? No Way That Can Fail!


The Night is Dark and Will be Full of Spoilers


'Jurassic World' Sets Worldwide Box Office Records


'Kindergarten Cop' Getting a Direct to DVD Remake


Benedict Cumberbatch and Sophie Hunter Welcome Their First Spawn Child


Dave Grohl Rocks So Hard He Breaks a Bone and Keeps Rocking


Graham Norton is a Huge Fan of Seth MacFarlane and Mark Wahlberg


Everything About This is Bad, Up to and Especially Bones's Hair


Why Is It Always Painted Ladies?


Zombies Are On Portion Controlled Diets? Then What's the Point?


'Game of Thrones' Book Departures Continue To Choose Shock Over Substance


"My God, it Looks Like… Like it's an iPad!"


Lets Hope He Stretched Properly For His Epic Victory Lap


Further FIFA Schadenfreude With Their Movie "United Passions"


What We Learned from the 'Gilmore Girls' Reunion


See the Trailer for Tom Hanks's New Cold War Thriller


Harry Potter Trivial Pursuit Is Coming To Ruin Your Nerdy Friendships


Has Jenna Coleman Traded The King in The North for The Prince In The South?


Amy Schumer on the Red Carpet, and Why Stephen Merchant Hates Photographers


Is a Food Network Crossover So Farfetched? Yes. Yes It Is.


The Power to Make Anything Sound Profound Must Be Intoxicating


USA Network: High Job Security, Low Name Recognition


How the Latest Episode of 'Game of Thrones' Continues to Diverge from the Books


Finally, a Major Network Gets That Children Are Super Creepy


'The Insatiable' Is The Shadiest of Descriptions for Demons


Even Celebrities Write Fan Letters to Celebrities


What is the Charlie Charlie Challenge? Just Gullible Teens and Viral Marketing


Your Love is Dead if It Was Padlocked to a Bridge in Paris


Chris Pratt is The Most Credulous Human Ever and The Rock is Cooking Again


All In Favor of Considering This An 'X-Files' Alternate Dimension Arc?


Bronn Doesn't Strike Me As the Detecting Type, But Alright


This Just Looks Like Competitive Mugging for Several Weeks


'Game of Thrones' Is Taking A Lot of Shortcuts, And Too Much Is Being Lost in the Translation


When a Made For TV Movie Wasn't Originally Made For TV


Nick Cannon, That is Not Your Nose. Try Again.


If This Show Was a Person, It Would Have a Driver's License Now


Remember When Things Like Dancing Competitions WERE the Summer TV?


The 'Game of Thrones' Book Reader Perspective on the Hacky, Insulting, Unnecessary Rape Scene


If Only All Stalkers Gave Up After About 20 Hours


Raise a Glass With Don Draper One Last Time


Everything To Know About Taylor Swift's 'Bad Blood' Video


Cut SNL Sketch Reveals the Truth Behind Louis C.K's Success


Terrible Parents Make for Excellent Television


Mellie, Claire, and Hillary: The Ambitious First Ladies of Television


How Queen Latifah Brought 'Bessie' To Life


Charlize Theron Explains 'Mad Max: Fury Road's' Feminist Credentials


Grab Some Coffee and Cherry Pie, 'Twin Peaks' on Showtime IS Happening. Again. For Now.


Simon Pegg Was Tortured By Tom Cruise on the 'Mission: Impossible' Set


Fake Seattle's Annual Disaster Has Struck Again


Leroy Jethro Gibbs Will Return To Fight Another Day


How 'Kill the Boy' Folded in Two 'Game of Thrones' Storylines to Improve Upon the Source Material


Get Ready for the Second Virgin Birth to Be Portrayed in Pop Culture


TV's Most Stylish Investigator Says Goodbye


Do the Terminator Genisys Character Posters Show a Major Spoiler?


Alex Garland, Writer and Director of 'Ex Machina', Did an AMA


Social Security Administration Releases 2014's Most Popular Baby Names


James McAvoy Gets The Full Professor X Look for 'X-Men: Apocalypse'


Come On, Jason Isaacs, Don't Over Promise. It Only Causes Stress.


This is Either History or Entertainment. Someone Clarify Which.


We May Not Have Forever, But We Have Tonight


'Game of Thrones' Book Reader Recap: The True Identity of Jon Snow May Be Coming Into Focus


Trust Me, Kid, Things Don't Get Better From Here


Because Sunday Night Wasn't Bloody Enough


5 Year Old Has Perfected Bruce Lee's Moves


'Vanity Fair' Teases Exclusive 'The Force Awakens' Coverage


Want to Learn Klingon? There's an App for That. (Soon.)


Matt LeBlanc Performs Joey's Songs from 'Friends' on Graham Norton


'The Walking Dead's' Tyrese Berates a Subway Car for Lack of Humanity


Good Morning, Baltimore


The Most Sedate Sports Event of the Year


British Mysteries Have Me Profiling These Two as Stone Cold Killers


Weird That The Flash Wasn't First in Line for a Better Outfit


What We Learned from "High Sparrow": Spoiler Whore and Book Reader Edition


A Stalker Who Stalks Stalkers: How CBS Does High Concept


Who Wants More Middle Aged White Guy Angst? Anyone?


The A Cappella Version of the Mortal Kombat Theme You Wish You Could Pull Off


New Cut of 'X-Men: Days of Future Past' Featuring Rogue Out "This Summer"


Chris Pratt Does an AMA, Continues to be Amazing


Mark Ruffalo, Jeremy Renner, and Elizabeth Olsen Discuss Superpowers and Fears


A Performance About Violence That Inspires Violent Thoughts


Depression Beard, Dour Expressions, and a Bright Orange Jacket


Why is Comedy Central So Good At Sketch Comedy Shows?


What We Learned from "The House of Black and White": Spoiler Whore and Book Reader Edition


I Just Want Jane to Say Yes to Jane


Oh, Context Free Teaser Scenes, I Will Miss You


'Fantastic Four' Trailer With First Look at New Dr.Doom


Details on 'Rogue One', the OTHER New 'Star Wars' Movie


No, Your Beanie Babies Still Won't Make You Rich No Matter What the Internet Says


Carey Mulligan and Noomi Rapace on Talking Dogs and Broadway Audiences


'Star Wars' Trailer Reaction Videos Are Happening


'Furious 7' Made $1 Billion in Just Over Two Weeks


Jon Stewart Discusses Leaving 'The Daily Show' and Reflects on His Career


'Sábado Gigante' Ending, Saturdays Will Now Only Be Regular Sized


I Apologize to Any Atari Fans for the Graphic Image


Blotchy Bigfoot Footage Does Not Cut It In the iPhone Era


Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?


What We Learned From This Week's 'Game of Thrones': Spoiler Whore and Book Reader Edition


Oh, Billy Elliot, You're a Better Dancer Than Spy


'Game of Thrones' Book Readers' Preview for Season 5


Are There Other Shows On Tonight? Yes, But Why?


Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Have a Son


Ethan Embry Had a Better Rex Manning Day Than You


Stanley Tucci is As Delightful As You Think He Is


I Identify Pretty Hard With This Picture


Although, I Am Seeing Some Amazing Cross-Over Potential Here


Driving Off Into the Sunset Isn't As Poetic, Is It?


No More Calling Saul, FOR NOW


As Long As Peggy Comes Out OK, I'm Happy


New Musicals Coming from David Bowie and Sara Bareilles


Kiernan Shipka Talks About Growing Up on 'Mad Men'


A Retrospective of Pete's Hairline on 'Mad Men'


Another 'Winds of Winter' Update For Those Who Still Have Hope


Welcome Back, 'Outlander'!


We Are Entering a Golden Age of Competitive Lip Syncing


I'd Ask You to Raise a Glass, But I Suspect You Already Have


Justin Bieber: Proving 'Frat Boy' is a Personality Trait Since 2010


This Time it's As Real As Thetans


New 'Mad Max' Teasers Dropping All Over Twitter


Hugh Jackman Hints at His Departure from the 'X-Men' Series


'Spectre' Teaser Gives Us Our First Shadowy Look at Christoph Waltz


More Info About The Avengers New Super Twins


'The Walking Dead' Spin-Off Has a Title, and a Second Season


New Front Runner for 'The Daily Show' Hosting Gig


One of These Lab Coats is Not Like the Others


"Hahahaha, We Enjoy Our Paychecks So Much!"


Perhaps the Title 'Forever' Was Slightly Optimistic


Lena Dunham is Here to Taint Beloved Children's Books


This Picture Screams "Totally Normal Loving Couple!" Doesn't It?


Snoop Dogg Developing a 1980's Family Drama for HBO


'Mad Men' Exhibition Open Now


'Game of Thrones' Series Will Have the Same Ending as the Books


The Stig Rides a Tank to the BBC for Jeremy Clarkson


The End of 'Downton Abbey' is Nigh


'Scandal' Showed Us How to Break a Fixer


That's How I Usually Feel About Hakeem, Snoop.


Aren't Chopsticks a Bad Choice Here? For a Lot of Reasons?


Everyone Get Your E-Meters Ready UPDATE: The Internet Was Lying to Me


Fingers Crossed For Lots and Lost of Ridiculous Hats


All the 'Archer' Hook-Ups, Visualized


'The Crow' Remake Casts Jack Huston as Eric Draven


Last Episode of 'The Jinx' Spoiled by Reality


'Game of Thrones' Stars Explain the Show in 30 Seconds


Celebrating Pi Day With Pop Culture


True Parody is Impossible Because Reality is Absurd


"Why Is Everyone's Answer to Any Problem to Sing? Has That Ever Worked?"


Guess it Was Shoulders Day at the 'Chicago Fire' Gym


Most Notable Return From The Dead: Jeremy Sisto's Career


Time for A Little Less Togetherness


Happy International Women's Day!


Chris Evans And Chris Pratt Continue Their Tour of Awesomeness At Seattle Children's Hospital


Game of Thrones Season 5 Episode Titles and Summaries Released


Kristen Bell Won't Let Her Daughter Watch 'Frozen'


Tom Hanks Really Really Really Likes You


The First #BlackOutDay Happened, But Let's Keep Celebrating


The Terrible Hair Tells You This is SERIOUS TV


CSI: Cyber: Because Your Grandma Needs a New Kind of Crime to be Afraid Of


I Can Get Pretty Excited About that Dress


Looks Like We've Got a Hostage Situation on Our Hands


The Competition for Most Inaccurately Titled Series Goes On


You Can Now Say "Quick! To the Batcave!" And Mean It


Michelle Rodriguez Apologizes For Remarks About "Stealing" White Superhero Roles


'Empire' Audience Still Growing


LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE OVER! Lupita Nyong'o's Dress Probably Recovered


Will Smith Explains the Benefits of the 'Hover Hands' Pose


Tonight We Find Out if Anyone Did Learn How To Get Away With Murder


"Turns Out, He Was the One With The Right Stuff"


Thank You for Intimidating Us with Tenacity for Seven Seasons


The Reason My Email Signature Is the Fifth Amendment


#AskHerMore is For Everyone Who Hates Red Carpet Diet Questions


More Brutally Honest Oscar Voters Confirm All Your Worst Suspicions


Trailer for 'Welcome to Me', Kristen Wiig's New Dark Comedy


Is Wizarding Royalty About to Become Real World Royalty?


How To Get the Agent Carter Look


We Can't Take All the Hijinks! Someone Stop Them!


The Hottest Trend in TV This Year is Diversity. It Has Everything. Literally.


The Best Way To Ogle Big Fluffy Dogs With No Danger of Slobber


For Once, Canada Got To See Something First


Nick Stokes Will Forever Fill Out a CSI Vest in Our Hearts


The History of YouTube Offers a Glimpse of Entertainment's Future


SNL's 40th Anniversary Special to Feature Nothing But Guest Stars


Tiny Hamsters Have Tiny Date for You To Enjoy Vicariously


Stunt Driver Gives the Best/Scariest Blind Date Ever


Benedict Cumberbatch Marries, Valentine's Day Tainted for Thousands


Happy Valentine's Day! I Got You Celebrities Kissing and a Christian Gray Cake!


I Guess 'Inside the Oscar Hosts Studio' is a Little Specific


Look Who's Come Back Long Enough to Make You Really Sad


Between Raylan and Peggy, It's Unofficial Great Hats Night


Consecutive Night Premieres Must be Hell on the DVR Crowd


Sunday Night TV is Ridiculously Crowded Again


We Can Be Heroes


Directors Guild Awards 'Birdman' Since No One Else Will


Missy Elliot Won the Super Bowl


Adnan Syed of Serial Granted Appeal


Graham Norton Terrorizes His Audience Members


OK, The Reboot Thing Might Be Getting Out of Hand


The Real American Dream is Becoming a Sitcom Family


More Gabrielle Union on TV Can Only Be a Good Thing, Right?


Won't Wear a Tee Shirt, But Karaoke is Alright


There is Other TV On Tonight, But Barely.


Puppy Bowl 2015: What To Expect (Puppies, Basically)


"Richard Sherman" and "Marshawn Lynch" on This Year's Oscar Snubs


'X-Men: Apocalypse' Will Feature Moira McTaggert


'Game of Thrones' Season 5 Trailer, Now With Spoilers


Tonight's TV is Sponsored by Red Wine and Kleenex


I Promise, It's Still Compelling if You Turn a Couple Lights On


I Could Use Other Photos on Tuesdays, But Why?


I Think His Hugs Really Would Make Anything Better


Patriotism Never Looked So Feathery


Bill Nye Offers His Findings on Properly Inflated Balls


'The Last Five Years' Gives You More of Anna Kendrick Singing


Welcome to Love is Dead Weekend: Mandy Moore, Ryan Adams, and McDreamy Edition


"Cleaning is Another Thing I Expect Stupid People To Do For Me."


It Takes a Strong Woman to Pull Off Heart-Shaped Leopard Print


At What Point Can We Call the Theme Song a Spoiler?


The Triumphant Return of Rogelio and Friends


Here's a Crime-Solving Anglican Vicar on a Bike


Preparing for the Return of the Greatest Cartoon Series Ever


Lee Daniels Discusses 'Empire's' Grand Social Ambitions


Fox in Talks with Chris Carter For a Possible 'X-Files' Reboot


Fox Renews Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Two Other Series


David Tennant and Olivia Colman Get a Look at Broadchurch Fan Art


This Dog and I View Awards Shows the Same Way


"Who's Ready To Go to the Massive Jerk Party?"


Finally, A Discovery Show That Delivers on Its Title


Come Pick Apart the New 'Avengers: Age of Ultron' Trailer


College Football is Always Improved With Puppies


Golden Globes Website May Have Spoiled Tonight's Two Big Winners


Saying Goodbye to Taylor Negron, An Exceptional "That Guy" for Over 30 Years


I'm Not Sure I Would Advise One to 'Call Saul' Based on This Trailer


All the 'Orphan Black' News You Can Shake a Clone (or Several) At


James McAvoy Feels Inadequate Due to Mark Ruffalo's HUGE ... Unicycle


Liam Neesons Has A Special Set of Skills For Maggie Grace's Ex-Boyfriend


A Love Story For the Ages. Or At Least Until the Booze Wears Off.


First Criticism: Scarf With a Turtleneck? Really?


Captain America's Loss is Our Gain


I Bet They'll Find ANOTHER Mysterious Artifact This Episode!


Time to Return to Downton. Only Several Months Late.


Idina Menzel 'Defends' Her NYE Performance, But Should She Have To?


It's a Slow News Day. Here's the 'Big Fat Anniversary Quiz 2015.'


I Can't Explain Why, But I'm Sneering At This Picture


It's Like Vegas if it Were Run By Ned Flanders


Tonight: Competitive Baked Goods, British Style


Kari Byron Shows Us How to Open Champagne in a Zombie Apocalypse


Who's Ready For Some Christmas Specials? These Guys Are.


Finally Time to Clean Up This Train Wreck


There Must Be a Better Show About Royal Bedchambers Out There


'The Interview' Will Be Released, Maybe


An Update for 'Serial' Fans from The Innocence Project


Is 'The Interview' Actually Any Good?


Anna Kendrick, Liam Neeson, and Eddie Redmayne Get Pervy About Cartoons


A Sad Day for Fans of Handsome Men in Well-Tailored Suits


Time for a 'Pitch Perfect' Quote Off!


Stop Motion Animation: The Best Way to Garner Undeserved Fondness


Lets All Get Nostalgic for Tricia Helfer in Space


Someone Give Me An Over/Under on Soliloquies


Channing Tatum Writes the Best Emails


Maisie Williams on 'Game of Thrones', the Internet, and Emma Watson's 'First-World Feminism'


The Sony Hack Reveals Marvel's Potential Spider-Man Plans


Max Greenfield of 'New Girl' Shows Off His Schmidt Moves


Honoring the Amazingly Intelligent Woman on 'Bones.' The Other One.


Just Rename it 'American Horror Story: Dandy' And Be Done With It


She May Look Better in the Underwear, But He's Winning on Hair


Sure, It's Pretty, But At What Cost?


That Anaconda Don't Want None, Period. Put It Down.


New 'Guardians of the Galaxy' Toys For the Star Lord in Your Life


Our Long, Televised Nightmare Has an Official End Date


Ian McKellen Cuddles With That One Direction Kid


CBS and Dish Break Up for 12 Hours


There's Still Time, NBC! You Don't Have to Go Through With It!


Bonus: Sitcom Children Who Aren't Hellishly Annoying


Clap Along If You Feel Like Your Bum is Quite a View


Her Power Involves Bringing Time to a Standstill


Take My Hand And We'll Make It, I Swear


'Wanderers' Offers a Fantastic Vision of Our Future in Space


John Boyega Sends a Message to Star Wars Fans


Haunting Video of Abandoned Chernobyl 28 Years Later


Dear NBC, You Don't Want People Seeing More of This


Breaking! Accomplished Dancer Will Likely Win Dance Contest.


"Whatever's Up There, I Bet it's Pyschologically Scarring"


Not a Good Look for Cary, In A Lot of Ways


SNL Updates the Classic "I'm Just a Bill" Skit for Reality


Janis Joplin Will Finally Come to a Big Screen Near You


Dustin Hoffman Explains the Proud American Tradition of the Kiss Cam


Beyoncé Cuts Loose, Releases New Video, Remains Flawless


Netflix Rescues Tina Fey's New Show from NBC


How To Completely Fail At Covering Up a Murder


Some Reality Shows are Extra Disappointing


A Good Relationship Does Not Make One a Good Person


There's at Least 5 Remarkably Implausible Things in This Photo


Julianna Margulies is an Amazing Woman


'Walking Dead' Producer Answers Questions About Maggie


We Finally Have the Julia Child Movie We Wanted All Along


Pope Francis is Apparently a Patti Smith Fan


Nick Offerman Pitches His Version of Emojis on Conan


We All Owe Her Better Than This. All Of Us.


I Strenuously Object To All of This on Principle Alone


Honoring the Troops With Rihanna


Pictured; James Spader With Several Wooden Objects


Oh, The Speeches We'll Hear!


'Miss Meadows' Trailer Shows the Sweet Side of Vigilante Justice


The Triumphant Return of Jason Bourne


The Business of Pop Music, and The Women Who Are Leading It


Downton Abbey To Return for Sixth Season with Matthew Goode


CIA Fact-Checks 'Argo', "The Best Bad Idea We've Had"


'Warcraft' Movie Cast Announced at BlizzCon


"Come On, Neil, There Are Milliners To Keep In Business"


Thematically Similar to His 'Super Troopers' Part


Not Even Good For In-Flight Entertainment


Nothing Ordinary Here


Getting Super Anxious Just From this Photo


Aubrey Plaza Voices Grumpy Cat in Lifetime Christmas Special


Kevin Spacey Kills Fallon's Wheel of Impressions Game


Video Released of the 'Midnight Rider' Train Accident


Welcome Back, Diversity Friendly Sherlock!


Halloween Specials Are the Best Specials


Not Happy About Any of This


I Bet Jane Just Lost Her Train of Thought Right There


Time to Close the Boardwalk


Chief Creative Director of DC Discusses Their Long-Term TV Plan


Mindy Kaling Mistaken For Malala Yousafzai


'Manhattan Love Story' Gets the Boot


A CumberBUNCH of Videos from The Graham Norton Show


How To Make The Rock Look Small


The First Time I've Described a Show as "Aurally Terrible"


"Wait, Where'd You Get a Hair Dryer?"


Clap Along If You Feel Like Stabbiness is the Truth


Coming Next Fall: James Spader Costarring Hats


Let's Just Get Halloween Out of the Way, Said No One


All the 'Bob's Burgers' News You Could Ever Want


Evan Rachel Wood Talks About Feeling "like Meat" at Vanity Fair Photo Shoot


Lets Get Spoilery: 'Game of Thrones' Season 5 Set Photos


Tao Okamoto Added to 'Hannibal' and 'Batman vs. Superman' Casts


Mellie Has the Perfect Attitude for 'Scandal'


"So, Which One of You is the Wild One?"


Clap Along If You Feel Like a Thug Without a Clue


Alternate Title: Jane the Malpractice Suit Plaintiff


Starring Rick, Daryl, and Daryl's Arms


Lena Dunham Is Adapting a Beloved YA Novel into a Movie


The First 4 Minutes of Tonight's 'The Walking Dead'


Taylor Swift Cyberstalks Her Fans


'Archer' Does Away With ISIS


LEGO Batman Movie In the Works


"Ma'am, I Don't Mean To Be Rude, But That's My Wand"


Learn Dothraki Just in Time for Halloween


This is Not How Mammals Grow Breasts


Still Not 100% About Super Speed as a Super Power


What's New, Pussycat?


Way to Blend, Carrie


Can the Internet Forgive?


Katy Perry Is An Entertainment Powerhouse


Ben Affleck and Bill Maher on Islamophobia


Broadcast TV Killed Saturday Morning Cartoons


John Mulaney Talks About His New, Probably Terrible, Sitcom


Even David Tennant Looks a Little Bewildered


Wednesday is Not Especially Woman-Friendly


But First, Let Me Take a Selfie


"Lets Be Honest, The Show's Not Called 'Beckett'"


Be Honest, Did Any of You Actually Want This?


Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader Mock Clueless Local Newscaster


Robert Downey Jr. Writes a Lovely Obituary for His Mother


Who Wants to Get Down To This Sick Beat?


I'm Shocked There's Not a Branded Wine Tie-In


Burn it To the Ground, Kids


Like One Direction For the Early Bird Special Set


TV Came Back, You Guys! Woooooo!


CBS: Doubling Down on Powerful Lady Shows


Come Watch The 'X-Men: Days of Future Past' Gag Reel


People Asked Idris Elba Anything


Arguing with Myself About Jennifer Lopez and her "Booty" Video


Charles Dance Hints at Future 'Game of Thrones' Plans for Tywin Lannister


Apparently He Takes Drugs that Make You A Sim


Dear Spain, Thanks for the TV Ideas!


Yet Another Poorly Named Sitcom


Dancing With the Photoshop Aliens


Are You Ready for Some Hard-Core History?


Martha Stewart Blasts Goop, Discusses 'Orange is the New Black'


Groundskeeper Willie on Scottish Independence


Conan O'Brien Performs "The Monorail Song"


Paris Hilton Buys Dog/Tribble Hybrid for $13,000


How to Rid Yourself of Ray Rice Paraphernalia


More of This Sort of Thing!


Gene, You Just Sound Old When You Talk Like That


Get Ready for a Firehose of Tears


Finally Time to Take Out the Leftovers


Tom Hiddleston Sings Hank Williams, Continues to be Completely Perfect


First Five Minutes of Fox's "Utopia"


Happy Birthday, Idris Elba!


Volcano Shows Michael Bay How Shockwaves Are Done


Release Dates For the Next Two Terminator Movies


I Do Believe You're Ready for Some Football


Gentlemen (And Ladies): Set Your Lineups


More Like First Not-So-Ladies, Am I Right?


Probably Not Nearly As Scandalous As You're Hoping For


Happy Labor Day Weekend! Here's a Story Involving John Hughes.


New Trailer for 'Downton Abbey' 5th Season


'Marvel's Agent Carter' Cast Grows


Talent Agency Interns Threatening Class Action Lawsuit


Happy Birthday, Netflix!


The Best Things 'Born' in 1986: A Seriously Random List


How Hard Would You Work To Live Your Dream?


Robotic Kid? No Problem? Basic Reasoning Skills? Bit Shaky.


That Desert Represents TV for the Next Four Weeks


R.I.P. Richard Attenborough: 1923-2014


Tonight, 'True Blood' Bites It


Suge Knight Shot Six Times at Chris Brown's VMA Party


New 'American Horror Story: Freak Show' Teaser to Ruin Your Sunday Morning


'Doctor Who' 8th Season Premiere Open Thread


It's Been a Blast: Saying Goodbye to the 'Mythbusters' Build Team


Could McConaughey Be Our Next Great Villain? Maybe.


Robb Stark to Play Lady Chatterly's Lover in 'Lady Chatterly's Lover'


If It Weren't for the People, Air Travel Would Be So Much Nicer


Dear NFL: F*ck You, Pay Artists


Waistcoat vs. No Waistcoat. Who Ya Got?


Creating Illusions Out of Not Quite Thin Air


They're Gonna be Bigger than Yeezus


How Long Does it Take Leftovers to Go Bad?


The Return of Over-Saturated, Photoshopped, Pseudo-Humans!


'Downton Abbey' Water Bottle Gaffe to Water Charity Fundraiser


"Redskin Facts" Website Works Very Hard at Missing The Point


Are The Emmys As Biased Towards Cable As The Rest of Us? Probably.


Four Adults Caught Stealing Thousands of Dollars Worth of LEGOs


Casey Kasem to be Buried in Norway


Fish Are Friends. Not Food.


Step 5: Bring a Fish Friend. Everybody Brought a Fish Friend?


I Am a Nice Shark, Not a Mindless Eating Machine


He Doesn't Really Mean It, You Know! He Never Even Knew His Father!


Shark Week, OO-Ha-Ha!


'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Earns a Sequel, The Bayening Continues


Gifs: Now a Valid Educational Tool


'Lonely Island' Coming to a Lonely Theater Near You


Geena Davis Joins the Cast of 'Grey's Anatomy'


New Trailer for 'Pride' Shows The Softer Side of Miners


I Bet They're Pretty Smug Now Too


Someone Really Needed to Rethink This Title


We're Almost To the Point Where You Can Be Ready for Some Football


I Guess "Buddy Lawyer" is a Genre Now


Things Have Neither Halted Nor Caught Fire As Best I Can Tell


New 'Fantastic Four' Movie Wraps. Very Very Quietly.


"Flawless" Remix Leaks, Possibly Proving Flaws in Beyoncé Empire


How You Can Help Rocket Raccoon('s Creator)


New Under Armour Ad Stars Ballerina Misty Copeland


The Dude Throws Out the First, and Second, Pitch at a Dodgers Game


Oh, God, So Much Potential Second-Hand Embarrassment


The Return of Sharknado


Can One Watch a Show Just for the Scenery?


As Long As I Don't Have to Drink Piss


I Hope They Get to Keep the Nifty Coats


New 'Mad Max: Fury Road' Trailer


Celebrities Who Were Incognito at San Diego Comic Con


'Arrow' Season 3 Preview Reveals a New Villain


New 'Batman Vs. Superman' Details and Your First Look at Wonder Woman


Bradley Cooper is a Huge 'Game of Thrones' Nerd


My Celebrity Doppleganger is Looking Pretty Good, Though


For a Show Called 'Suits' They're a Little Thin on Variety


I'm Reflexively Cringing Just Looking At This


They Do Have Some Very Compelling Staged Explosions


Stealing a Title from Shirley Jackson and a Plot from P.D James


New Details About Fox's 'Gotham'


Actor James Garner Found Dead at 86


Today Is (Was) Benedict Cumberbatch's Birthday!


Dan Aykroyd Does a Terrible James Brown Impression


'Homeland' Season 4 Trailer Takes Place Mostly Outside Carrie's Homeland


Who Wants a Heaping Helping of New Cable Series?


Dark Plot Details -- and a Female Detective -- Surface for 'True Detective' Season Two


The Trend of Shameless Pandering to Gen X Continues!


Reality TV About People Watching TV. We're Through the Looking Glass.


Taking 'Move Like Your Butt is On Fire' Literally


Be Grateful I Didn't Use the Eyeball Picture


Captain Hook Has a Fever For More Tap-Dancing


Colbie Caillat Likes You For You


Amazon Cares More About Feedback Than Viewer Numbers


Last Surviving Member of the Original Ramones Dies


Tracy Morgan Sues Wal-Mart Over Crash


What 'Battlestar Galactica' Teaches Us About Human Compassion


NBC Now Striving to Become the International Broadcasting Corporation


'Orphan Black' Renewed for a Third Season


Summer Replacement Series: Now Starring Oscar Winners


I Pronounce You Reality Show Contestants. You May Now Question Your Sanity.


I Had to Put on a Sweater Just to Look At This Photo


Why Bother Watching a Show When You Can Watch People Talk About It


Two New Unknown Actors Added to 'Star Wars Episode VII'


What's the Deal with the 25th Anniversary of 'Seinfeld'?


'Jimi Hendrix: All is By My Side' Trailer


Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Tim Howard


Because What CGI-Heavy Movies Need is a Low-Budget SyFy Adaptation


How Wonderful That Adam Richman and Food Have Settled Their Differences


Most Historical Events Benefit From Inebriated Hyperbole


Focusing on the "After" Part of "Happily Ever After"


This Doesn't Look Like It'll Keep Me Up All Night or Anything!


James McAvoy and Jessica Chastain Are Here to Destroy Your Soul


Mash-Up of Frozen and Game of Thrones Tests Cultural Patience for Frozen


New Doctor Who Teaser Demonstrates the Power of a Good Coat


Amy Adams Gives Up Seat, Demonstrates that Stars Are (Sometimes) Good People Too


Well, It's Nice to See Something Set in St.Louis at Least


Everyone Was Clamoring for a New Buddy Cop Series, Right?


What's a New Show Without a Photoshop Disaster of a Promo Pic?


Just Ordinary People With Their Ordinary Documentary Film Crew


"Say 'Timey-Wimey' Again, I Dare You."


Now We See What Tom Hardy Was Doing With That Puppy


Cumberbatch! And Something About That Ronaldo Guy Too.


"I've Made a Huge Mistake"


Bonus Points if You Can Name All These Children of Destiny


I Am Familiar With These Kind of Days


You Can Make Your Death Pool Bets in the Comments


This. Again. Some More.


Two Men Who Never Need to Be Told To Suit Up


Alright, Everyone Smile and Say "Cancer!"


Draco Malfoy: The Later Years


Your Daily Dose of Hugh Jackman Has Arrived


It'll Be Like Deja Vu All Over Again


And Morgan Freeman Created Space, and He Saw That It Was Good


Things Like This Really Make You Appreciate Desk Jobs


"It's True, I'm Not Watching You, Ladies of London"


It Takes a Special Man to Make the Early 1980s Look Good. Lee Pace is That Man.


George RR Martin's Editor Does a Q&A (But Doesn't Have the Answer You Want)


What's the Opposite of "Groundbreaking?"


A Reality Show Where No One Wins


And the Geek Will Inherit the Basic Cable Channel


Nothing Says "High Drama" Like "Incest"


Only Medieval Women Had Shampoo, Apparently


Justice is ALWAYS Personal for Olivia Benson


Anyone Fooled By This Deserves to be Fooled


For the Variety Show-Shaped Hole in Your Life


All I Know About This Show Comes From Promotional Stills


Seriously, Though, It Did Wonders for Laurence Fishburne


I Did Not Realize Bush People Had Such Well-Defined Personal Style


Jack Bauer and His Vocal Nodes Are Back!


Mmmmmm, Out-Dated Gimmicks


"You're On Your Own. Be On Your Own."


You Know He'd Just Love to Extinguish Bear Gryll's Torch


Just Look at All Those Chinese Boxes! Hijinks Are Definitely In Store!


Fess Up, Are You Part of the 2.1%?


The Point Where Popular Science Loses Me


'House of Cards' to Remain in Maryland


'Scandal' Ditches Columbus Short After Recent, Uh, Scandals


Let's All Meet the Unsung Hero of 'Orphan Black'


Boring Doctors are Seriously Underrepresented on TV


I've Found My New Life Coaches


Democracy is So Overrated: How House of Cards Fell Victim to Real-World Political Machinations


Get In, Losers, We're Doing Plot! Finally.


A Kinder, Gentler Huey Freeman?


Ramsay Snow Can Sing (Really Well)


"Oh, Wine, You're My Only Real Friend"


At Least Most Bros Apply Their Own Warning Labels


Not Any More Funny-Looking Than Most People


I Always Believe People Who Describe Themselves as "Bad-*ss"


And With These Glances, a Thousand Conspiracy Theories Were Launched


TV Has Taught Me That the Law is A Virtually Paperless Enterprise


I Firmly Believe that Birds Aren't Trained, They Just Decide to Cooperate


To Be Honest, I'm Not Into the Hats Either


"Didn't You Used to Be Better At This?"


Forget the Iron Throne, We're Conquering the Internet


More Like One Season-derland! I'm Bad At Jokes.


We Have a God of Tits and Wine, But Beer and Boobs is Open


Maine Has a New Claim to Fame. Sort of.


What 'Empire' Got Wrong: The Disappointing Underrepresentation of White People in the Music Industry


How the Internet Tricked You Into Believing Lady Gaga Made a $25 Million Dollar Mistake


No One Is Happier Tonight Than Ted's Kids


I Expect the Typical Post-Apocalypse Costumes of Too Many Belts to Show Up Any Day


Raise Your Hand if You've Seen Jon Snow's Butt! Not So Fast, Everyone.


Oh, Good, More of This Disaster


If I Were Royal, I'd Probably "Explore" Somewhere Warmer


That Workshop Smells of Foam Rubber and Dreams


His Beard is Full of Secrets


Prettiest Construction Site You'll Ever See


TV Holidays, Better Late Than Never?


We May Not Have Society But We Sure Do Have Hair Gel


The New Depressing American Dream


Spend St.Patrick's Day With Someone Special, Or Family, Or Both


Astrophysics Has Rarely Been so Dapper


Well, There's Your Problem!


"You Guys Missed the Mural in the Hidden Basement Compartment! Go Back!"


I Know the Gecko Brothers and You, Sirs, Are Not the Gecko Brothers


Middle Schoolers are Terrible Candidates for Super Powers


This is How I Quit the Internet


Fitting In Already


Ruining the Concept of a "Fixer Upper" for 7 Seasons


The Most Photogenic Thing on TV Tonight


Oh Good, Another Serial Killer Show


In Which I Suddenly Care About the Sundance Channel


Keri Russell's Hair is Still About 20 Years Ahead of Its Time


This Is Now An American Movie Classic


Frank Underwood: Just a Guinea Pig in a Cage


A Man Who Knows He Has to Do Everything Himself


Stick to Culturally Approved Methods of Expressing Dissatisfaction


Sparkling On and Off the Ice


How Old Were You When You Won Your Second Gold Medal?


Get On Up, It's Bobsled Time!


"So, Uh, What's Your Downstairs Situation?"


I Know It's What You're Watching Anyway


This Happens to Me Standing Still


Calling All Brunelleschi Fans


About Frickin' Time


Still Making the News, 132 Years Post-Mortem


At Least We Know Where Carl Is. For Now.


On NBC's Dracula, and Whether We Need Vampires Anymore


I Really Miss the Hair, You Guys


Bonus! It Also Works as a Visual Diet Aid.


In Which I Wish People Were Better


I'd Watch an Hour of Just This Every Week


Things to Watch that Aren't Football or Netflix


Get Your Tissues Ready


Oh, the Crossover Possibilities That Flit Through My Mind


If Only He Could Ditch the 5 'O Clock Shadow


Whole Lot More of This Coming Your Way Soon


We're Approaching Peak Red-Carpet


Woefully Incompetent Scamps are Hilarious! Again.


It Looks Like They've Got Zaniness. I Hate Zaniness.


Now Officially a Superlative Comedic Performance


Something About This Seems Familiar


Finally, I Can Stop Avoiding Most of Tumblr


Keep Your "Perfect Wife" Jokes to Yourself


I Really Do Envy Her Lipstick Collection


Some Are Programmed to Think They Are Human


Maybe They Found Whore Island


You Guys, I'm So Excited Already


Just Like the White Winged Dove


How Do You Enter the Wifi Password When the Computer's Your Brain?


Dylan McDermott: King of the One-Season Storyline


Get Your Frilly Handkerchiefs Ready


Cold-War Style is So Hot Right Now


I Bet She Has Important Opinions on Sequins


Tremble Before Him, Purveyors of Above-Average Diner Food


Well, SOME People Had a Great Christmas


What Better Way to Celebrate the Holidays? Seriously, Suggestions Welcome.


5 Shows After Dark: The Documentary You've All Been Waiting For


5 Shows After Dark: There is Too Much TV, Guys


5 Shows After Dark: These Two Could Make a Career Out of Only Christmas Songs


5 Shows After Dark: He's Going To Serenade You in An Unsettlingly High Pitched Voice


5 Shows After Dark: If the Terminators Are This Cute, I'll Go Willingly


5 Shows After Dark: This Looks… Festive.


5 Shows After Dark: Been a Long Time Since We've Seen That Hat


5 Shows After Dark: Bah, Humbug


5 Shows After Dark: Mmm, Look At All that FCC Approved "Sexy"


5 Shows After Dark: Just This. Lots and Lots of This.


5 Shows After Dark: Just Give Him the Oscar Now and Be Done With It


5 Shows After Dark: Nazis and Idols and Vampires, Oh My!


5 Shows After Dark: Hopefully He Does Better in THIS Darabont Show


5 Shows After Dark: I Love Mindy Kaling's Taste in Men. And Wine Transportation.


5 Shows After Dark: Has the Blacklister Become the Blacklistee?


5 Shows After Dark: Collect Your Rioting Gear, Just in Case


5 Shows After Dark: Such a Majestic Creature. Let's Shove Bread Up Its Butt.


5 Shows After Dark: All of This Just Screams "Bad Idea"


5 Shows After Dark: These People Should Not Be Policing Anything


5 Shows After Dark: BRADY SMASH!


5 Shows After Dark: Huh, Persuasive Argument, Show


5 Shows After Dark: You Think Mariska Hargitay Keeps Track of How Many Guns Have Been Pointed at Her Head?


5 Shows After Dark: I Love Natalie Dormer Too, Which is Why I'm Concerned at Her Contortions Here


5 Shows After Dark: Whatever Else the Future is, It's Very Blue


5 Shows After Dark: I Have Seen the Future, and It Is Migraine-Inducing


Lily Allen: The Hero We Need Right Now


5 Shows After Dark: And There Was Much Rejoicing


5 Shows After Dark: If Your Love is Burning, Please See a Doctor


5 Shows After Dark: As Soon As I Saw This, I Knew I'd Put it Here


5 Shows After Dark: At Least Wigs Have Improved Since the Revolution


5 Shows After Dark: Beating a Dead Presidential Horse


5 Shows After Dark: I'll Miss the Show's Commitment to Realistic Portrayals of High Schoolers


5 Shows After Dark: This Guy Looks Like a Cosplay of Himself


5 Shows After Dark: We Could All Use Some Coaching Sometimes


5 Shows After Dark: Come for the Cheekbones, Stay for the Story. And Also the Cheekbones.


5 Shows After Dark: Wait, There's Wine? No One Told Me There Was Wine.


5 Shows After Dark: It's Like She Knows Something Terrible is Coming Her Way


5 Shows After Dark: "These Are Just My Tuesday Face Jewels, Saturday's Are Really Elaborate"


5 Shows After Dark: If "Their" Country Requires Hazmat Suits, They Can Have It


5 Shows After Dark: There's a Whole Lot of Scary Happening Here, Seems Like


5 Shows After Dark: Now I Just Feel Bad for Louisiana


5 Shows After Dark: Even He Looks Pretty Disappointed With All This


5 Shows After Dark: At Least Someone Finally Found a Light-Switch in That Lab


5 Shows After Dark: More Pretty People Pretending to be Teenagers. Mysterious Teenagers.


5 Shows After Dark: I'm Going to Download that Modem Sound to Complete the Culture Immersion


5 Shows After Dark: I'm No Master At the Stuff, But I Think I See The Problem


5 Shows After Dark: They Really Should Just Call it 'Pretty People in Costumes'


5 Shows After Dark: You Otter Know… About This Documentary


5 Shows After Dark: On The Other Hand, It Is Great If You're Having Sleep Problems


5 Shows After Dark: I Covet That "Writer" Vest


5 Shows After Dark: And His Wasted Heart Will Love You Until The Walkers Get To You


5 Shows After Dark: Fox Gives Teens Their First Dose of Weltschmerz


5 Shows After Dark: Laissez Les Mauvais Temps Rouler


5 Shows After Dark: Porque No Los Dos?


5 Shows After Dark: I'm Getting the Visual Equivalent of a Sugar Rush From These Two


5 Shows After Dark: "Yay! We're Jumping!" Is All I Think When I See Photos Like This.


5 Shows After Dark: If You're Not Doing This While You Watch, You're Wrong


5 Shows After Dark: Over/Under On Chair Jokes for the First Episode?


5 Shows After Dark: I'm Deep Into Mourning for Beach Weather, Can You Tell?


5 Shows After Dark: Please Tell Me He Calls Someone "Sweetheart"


5 Shows After Dark: Like Any of You Are Watching Anything Else


5 Shows After Dark: Yay, TV is Finally Coming Back For Real!


5 Shows After Dark: McHale and Guinness, What Else Could You Ask For?


5 Shows After Dark: Are We Sure This is Whedon? I Don't See An Emotionally Damaged Teenage Girl with Magic Powers Anywhere.


5 Shows After Dark: "F&%cking Finally"


5 Shows After Dark: I'm Sure This Was Once a Compelling Image


5 Shows After Dark: Oh, James Lipton, How'd You Get So Droll?


5 Shows After Dark: I'm Already Excited About Whatever's Happening Here


5 Shows After Dark: This Man Needs a Serious Facial Hair Intervention


5 Shows After Dark: Sheriff Mills's Expression Here is Probably the Best Thing About This Show


5 Shows After Dark: I Woulda Done It Too


5 Shows After Dark: Let's All Drink a Mojito In Tribute


5 Shows After Dark: This Photo Just Gave Me a Small Pop Culture Stroke


5 Shows After Dark: Why Can't This Man Take Roles That Let Him Smile More?


5 Shows After Dark: I Guess if He's RG3sus, the Rest of Them Are Pigskinpostles?


5 Shows After Dark: HBO Gets Funny Looking Again. More So'n Most People Even.


5 Shows After Dark: New Offensive Tactic: Handoff to Ray Rice, and Then Throw Him Into the Endzone


5 Shows After Dark: The Term "Frenemies" Seems Strangely Applicable Here


5 Shows After Dark: I Have No Idea if This Show is Good, I Just Like Listening to Idris Elba


5 Shows After Dark: This is a Thing That is Happening on Your TV Tonight


5 Shows After Dark: Awwww, They're Expecting!


5 Shows After Dark: Not Only is This a Job, It Should Come with Hazard Pay


5 Shows After Dark: This is the Closest I'll Get to Subliminal Messaging


5 Shows After Dark: And People Say There's No Market for Quality Entertainment in the US


5 Shows After Dark: I'm Just Gonna 'Nope' On Outta Here


Saying Goodbye to One of the Best B*tchfaces on Television


5 Shows After Dark: Possible the Best Parent on Reality TV. Not That There Was a High Bar.


5 Shows After Dark: Not Often the End of a Career is So Clearly Captured


5 Shows After Dark: This is a Huge Missed Opportunity to Put Jamie in a Pork-Pie Hat


5 Shows After Dark: Something Something Knocks Something Heisenberg. Am I Doing it Right?


5 Shows After Dark: Who Doesn't Want More of This On Their TV?


5 Shows After Dark: How Long Did it Take Him To Develop that Scruff? Months?


5 Shows After Dark: It's the Ciiiiirrrrrrclllleeee of Liiiiiiiiiiffffeeeeee!


5 Shows After Dark: We Won't Even Discuss the Hair


5 Shows After Dark: Snuffy the Seal Never Stood a Chance


5 Shows After Dark: I Refuse To Believe This is a Real Person


5 Shows After Dark: Now I Want to Hear Morgan Freeman Say "You Mad, Bro?"


5 Shows After Dark: Swoopes Is the Most Perfect Surname for a Basketball Player, Ever.


5 Shows After Dark: How Do I Hair?


5 Shows After Dark: Wait, Did "Without a Trace" Come Back Somehow?


5 Shows After Dark: Don't You Love a Farce?


5 Shows After Dark: This Picture is So '90s It Just Stole My Spice Girls CD and Dr Pepper Lip Smackers


5 Shows After Dark: The Internet is Dumb Enough to Keep These Guys in Business Forever


5 Shows After Dark: Look at Him, Ninjaing All Over that Rockwall


5 Shows After Dark: This Show is Why I'm Broken. God, I Love It.


5 Shows After Dark: Can't We Just Give These Two a Talk Show or Something?


5 Shows After Dark: That Jacket, Though, is Pure Genius.


5 Shows After Dark: Family. Duty. Honor. Suits.


5 Shows After Dark: Note to Self - Stay Away from This Woman


5 Shows After Dark: If There's One Thing Missing in Media, It's the Opinions of Old White Dudes


5 Shows After Dark: I Hope You Have Your Favorite Intoxicant Handy


5 Shows After Dark: If Only All Cross-Border Politics Could Be So Attractive


5 Shows After Dark: Is Making a Drinking Game for This Too Meta?


5 Shows After Dark: I Wouldn't Follow This Guy to the Corner Store


5 Shows After Dark: Pure Anglophile Bait.


5 Shows After Dark: I Blame Portland For This, Because Why Not?


5 Shows After Dark: Bring It On Was 13 Years Ago, In Case You Didn't Remember


5 Shows After Dark: There's a Lesson Here About Situations Involving Blindfolds, Cameras, and Reality Show Hosts


5 Shows After Dark: How Badly Does Schreiber Want Voight's Hand Off His Shoulder?


5 Shows After Dark: Any Reason For More Ellen is a Good Reason


5 Shows After Dark: If I Had Recycled This Picture From a Previous Season, How Many of You Would Notice?


5 Shows After Dark: She Wears Falafel Well, But She Can't Dance for Beans


5 Shows After Dark: Yup. Sure is a Giant, Mysterious Dome, Isn't It?


5 Shows After Dark: Slightly More Promising Than Other New Crime Dramas


5 Shows After Dark: The More Clothes They Lose, The Better They Play


5 Shows After Dark: Breckin Meyer's Apple Box Budget Must be Out of Control


5 Shows After Dark: A Disturbing Glimpse Into the Evil Miami Heat Locker Room


5 Shows After Dark: And Don't Even Think of Mentioning Her "Dress Size"


5 Shows After Dark: Vampires? What Vampires?


5 Shows After Dark: But Why Is He Hosting a Reality Show? Is It a Joke?


5 Shows After Dark: These Are Their "Very Serious Ghost Hunting" Faces


5 Shows After Dark: This Man is Why I Need Xanax in the Spring


5 Shows After Dark: Crime Dramas Are Getting Prettier Every Year


5 Shows After Dark: That's Not For the Tonys, That's Just How NPH Gets Around


5 Shows After Dark: The Only New Cop Drama Premiering Tonight!


5 Shows After Dark: He Finds Your Rage Adorable.


5 Shows After Dark: New Ways to Embarrass Yourself on TV! Excellent!


5 Shows After Dark: Points for the Effort, ABC Family. Let's See You Stick the Landing.


5 Shows After Dark: MINIONS! To the Cocoon!


5 Shows After Dark: You Can Be Frustrated at Jaden Smith All Over Again!


5 Shows After Dark: There's a Redneck Joke Here, Probably. I Refuse to Make It.


5 Shows After Dark: I Watch TV to Relax, Not Feel Sympathetic Shame and Embarrassment


5 Shows After Dark: It is WEIRD How Different She Looks Without the Snaggle-Tooth


5 Shows After Dark: At Least They're Up-Front About the Crazy


5 Shows After Dark: Mr.Ramsay, This is One Time I Want You To Bring the Fire. All Of It.


5 Shows After Dark: Shipping Yards Are Always Bad News


5 Shows After Dark: Maybe This Time It Stands For "The Big CRY"


5 Shows After Dark: Going Into His Fourth Decade of Out-Crazying Everyone Else


5 Shows After Dark: So Long, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Goodbye!


5 Shows After Dark: What's Not To Like About a Consistent Paycheck?


5 Shows After Dark: Who Wants to Play 'Doctor'?


5 Shows After Dark: "I Seriously Doubt All of This is Relevant, Dad"


5 Shows After Dark: I Do Hope I'm This Perky at 70


5 Shows After Dark: I Tend to Snack When I'm Bored, Too


5 Shows After Dark: What Summer Tastes Like


5 Shows After Dark: Women in Their Late 20s Are Here to Take Over TV


5 Shows After Dark: More Neurotic Puppets for Emotionally Stunted Adults


5 Shows After Dark: No Other Man on TV Wears a Three Piece Suit that Carelessly


5 Shows After Dark: And So the Long Summer Television Wasteland Begins


5 Shows After Dark: Extra Nerdy Edition


5 Shows After Dark: Don't Worry, Guys, Sudden Time Shifts Are Scary


5 Shows After Dark: The Best Looking Cast on Television Just Got Better


5 Shows After Dark: To Be Fair, I Look Like That When My Toes are Cold Too


5 Shows After Dark: Both of These People are Completely Terrifying


5 Shows After Dark: I Totally Just Made Myself Hungry


5 Shows After Dark: Seriously, Guys, Find Alternate Activities for Tonight


5 Shows After Dark: Those Are Ennui Balloons, Not Happy Balloons


5 Shows After Dark: More This, Less Typical Reality Show Crap


5 Shows After Dark: I Doubt He Does Interviews Shirtless But We Can Hope!


5 Shows After Dark: Hope You've Got a Netflix Queue Ready for Next Week


5 Shows After Dark: I Don't Find This Particularly Entertaining


"There's a Light in the Darkness of Everybody's Life"


5 Shows After Dark: Like Leeloo Had a Baby With a Klingon


5 Shows After Dark: So Much Crazy, So Little Time


5 Shows After Dark: It's Always So Hard To Say Goodbye


5 Shows After Dark: Spies Like Them


5 Shows After Dark: This is How TV Makes Me Feel Right Now


5 Shows After Dark: Get Ready for ALL the Feels


5 Shows After Dark: Pass the Martinis and Pharmaceuticals


5 Shows After Dark: Lot of Nice Photo Shoots for this Show. Too Bad I Already Hate It.


5 Shows After Dark: They Could Paint the Train Blue, I Guess


5 Shows After Dark: Looks Pretty Normal to Me


5 Shows After Dark: We All Know Where This is Going, But Let's See How They Get There


5 Shows After Dark: Ours is the AWESOME!


5 Shows After Dark: I Assume Your Hopes are Appropriately Elevated


5 Shows After Dark: I'm Just Encouraging Them, Aren't I?


5 Shows After Dark: Whatever They're Paying Greg Louganis, It's Not Enough


5 Shows After Dark: The Triumphant Return of Batmanuel


5 Shows After Dark: Starring Al Pacino, Helen Mirren, and Some Hilariously Terrible Wigs


5 Shows After Dark: Moral Ambiguity Looks Way Better in a Nice Suit


5 Shows After Dark: Seriously, I Need to Wash My Hands Just From Looking at That Picture


5 Shows After Dark: They Definitely Made a Splash with This Photoshop Disaster


Anna Kendrick Takes Internet Nerdom with Fire and Snuggies


5 Shows After Dark: Some Contestants Have Experience Doing Stupid Dances in Front of Large Crowds


5 Shows After Dark: Green Dye is Far From the Worst Thing Dumped in that River


5 Shows After Dark: Who Doesn't Want Glow in the Dark Pets?


5 Shows After Dark: The Pinnacle of Entertainment


5 Shows After Dark: International Perception of Americans Continues to Plummet


5 Shows After Dark: More Ken Marino, Less Butt Monster


5 Shows After Dark: Who Knew Vikings Invented Smizing?


5 Shows After Dark: Raise Your Sword if You Are Wrong in All the Right Ways


5 Shows After Dark: I'm Thinking the Heavy Eye Makeup and Baseball Cap Are a No-No


5 Shows After Dark: Oh No, Mr.Olyphant, You Can Leave Your Hat On!


5 Shows After Dark: Don't Try to Clean Your Screens, That Picture is Blurred


5 Shows After Dark: Why Hello There, Budget Tom Hardy!


The Copyright Alert System: A Grand Exercise in Stupidity and Futility


5 Shows After Dark: The Final Cumberbatchering. OR IS IT?!?


5 Shows After Dark: Your Hurtful Words Made Him Sad


5 Shows After Dark: High Risk of Pants Fires Ahead.


5 Shows After Dark: Ken Marino Invites Us All to the Gun Show. Ladies First.


5 Shows After Dark: Rhimes is to Beveled Glass as Abrams is to Lens Flare


5 Shows After Dark: These Guys Look Well Suited to the Task.


5 Shows After Dark: Is It a Dark Wash Jeans Cult or a Standing Awkwardly Cult?


On Jessica Simpson's Many Enviable Qualities


5 Shows After Dark: They Both Look Absolutely Thrilled.


5 Shows After Dark: How Are You Going to Be Historically Inaccurate This Week, Boys?


5 Shows After Dark: Oh My God, You Guys, I Think It's Some Kind of Computer!


5 Shows After Dark: Getting Upstaged By Real Life


5 Shows After Dark: The Dog Version of the Comments Section


5 Shows After Dark: They'll Just Rename Them for the Next Season


5 Shows After Dark: Head Up, Michonne! The Zombies Are Back!


5 Shows After Dark: High Five, Annie's Boobs!


5 Shows After Dark: Blurring the Line a Bit, Aren't We?


5 Shows After Dark: Seriously, Is She Playing Dead Marilyn? Because This Does Not Look Good.


5 Shows After Dark: Beautiful and Terrible as the Dawn


5 Shows After Dark: He Can Also Skype With Himself, Apparently


5 Shows After Dark: Cold War Nostalgia, Now With Keri Russell


5 Shows After Dark: How Many of You Are Itchy Now?


Kitty! Also, I Wrote a Book.


5 Shows After Dark: A Meatier Version of Your Standard Alcoholic Lawman


5 Shows After Dark: I'm Pretty Sure Kristen Bell Wasn't Pregnant When They Filmed This


5 Shows After Dark: Picking Out the Most Contrived Part of "Glee" is a Game You Can't Lose but There's No Winners


5 Shows After Dark: I'll Miss You Most of All, Devil Eunice


5 Shows After Dark: Let's Be Honest, You'd Let This Woman Feed You Anything


To Be Fair, This is Probably the Most Inauguration Appropriate Outfit Katy Perry Owns


5 Shows After Dark: Oh, Mark Antony, Maybe This Series Will Make It


5 Shows After Dark: Bringing in the Big Guns. And Also a Sidearm.


5 Shows After Dark: [Insert Favorite Archer Reference Here]


5 Shows After Dark: Let's Just Give These Two a Show, Leave the Amateurs at Home


5 Shows After Dark: Is This Pandering More to Your Liking?


5 Shows After Dark: Tune in Next Week When She Gets Reverse Rhinoplasty


5 Shows After Dark: Dead in the Water


5 Shows After Dark: I Gave Myself a Headache Getting that Screenshot


5 Shows After Dark: I'm Just Givens You What You Want


5 Shows After Dark: Start the Countdown to Cancellation Now


5 Shows After Dark: Worth it For the Hats Alone.


5 Shows After Dark: Phoning It In, Fashionably


5 Shows After Dark: Happy 2013! Here's Some Scary Volcanoes.


5 Shows After Dark: These Will be Collectibles Shortly


5 Shows After Dark: Less TV, More This


5 Shows After Dark: Review Your Survival Plan With Your Family Before Friday!


5 Shows After Dark: Christmas Specials Ruin Everything


5 Shows After Dark: Oh, The Humanity! Again. Some More.


5 Shows After Dark: Stage Makeup Would Be More Subtle at This Point


5 Shows After Dark: Leave the Pretzels To Us, Missy


5 Shows After Dark: No, Really, Take it All Away


5 Shows After Dark: Or She Just Likes Ill-Fitting Blazers and Sitting Down Behind Things


5 Shows After Dark: I Know, Smash, It Makes Me Sad Too


5 Shows After Dark: You'd Better Watch Out


5 Shows After Dark: I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee; Ridiculously Embellished


5 Shows After Dark: I Don't Even Know, You Guys


5 Shows After Dark: Brace Yourself, Game of Thrones Promotional Material is Coming


5 Shows After Dark: Will James Marsden Finally End His Losing Streak?


5 Shows After Dark: I Could Have Used a Christmas Tree, But This Seemed Better


5 Shows After Dark: I've Got a Bad Feeling About This


On Facebook and Copyright And Unbunching Your Knickers


5 Shows After Dark: Rod Stewart is Cosplaying as a Demented Elf in the Spirit of the Season


5 Shows After Dark: Decisions, Decisions


5 Shows After Dark: Next Season They'll Replace Her With a Mannequin


5 Shows After Dark: At Least They Make Those Bad Decisions Look Good


5 Shows After Dark: Bravo's Stylists Make Everyone Look Like a Smug Asshole


5 Shows After Dark: Geekiest Thanksgiving Dinner Ever.


5 Shows After Dark: There Is Nothing That Appeals to Me in This Photo


5 Shows After Dark: Oh, Show, You SO Crazy.


5 Shows After Dark: That Man Aged Like a Fine Wine


5 Shows After Dark: I'm Sure This Will All Be Terribly Exciting.


5 Shows After Dark: You Can't Take the Sky From Me. Except For That Time You Did.


5 Shows After Dark: They'll Rename her Mary Sue Any Day Now


5 Shows After Dark: They'll Install One at Disney World Any Day Now


5 Shows After Dark: Time to Say Goodbye (For Now)


5 Shows After Dark: Maybe They Should Call it "The Morally Ambiguous Wife" Instead


5 Shows After Dark: She's Like the Usain Bolt of Teased Hair


5 Shows After Dark: Say Hello to Your New, Horrific Reality Series


5 Shows After Dark: Scary Scary Things


5 Shows After Dark: Don't be a Jim Cantore. Stay Safe.


5 Shows After Dark: Sunday Night is Here to Steal Your Happiness


5 Shows After Dark: This is Me, Pandering.


5 Shows After Dark: Anything That Keeps This Lovely Lady on TV is Worth Celebrating


5 Shows After Dark: Fiscal Year of Penny! Wait, That's Over Now Too, Isn't It?


5 Shows After Dark: Oh, God, Please. No More.


5 Shows After Dark: So Much Promotion, So Little Interest


5 Shows After Dark: Dear CW, Facial Scars on a Hot Dude Don't Make Him Beastly


5 Shows After Dark: Going Off the Rails on a Crazy Train


5 Shows After Dark: How Long Before She Trips? Over or Under 5 Minutes?


5 Shows After Dark: Tony's Getting Too Old for This Sh*t


5 Shows After Dark: Fight the Real Enemy


5 Shows After Dark: Good To See Haley Joel Osment Again Too


5 Shows After Dark: More of This Sort of Thing


5 Shows After Dark: I Don't Think I Have to Tell You What "The Hammer" Is


5 Shows After Dark: This Show is So Much Like My Own High School Experience


5 Shows After Dark: I Can't Wait Until People Stop Finding This Damn Boat Interesting


5 Shows After Dark: But What Will Kenneth Do Now?


5 Shows After Dark: Bottoms Up!


5 Shows After Dark: Is She Even a Doctor Anymore or Just Professionally Adorable?


5 Shows After Dark: "The Secret Ingredient Is… YOU!"


Nuns! Bikes! 1950s London! What More Could You Want in a Show?


5 Shows After Dark: Yeah, Pick on the Guys with Nuclear Missiles. Great Plan.


5 Shows After Dark: I'd Say This Was "Out of This World" But Then I'd Have To Kill Myself


5 Shows After Dark: So Many New and Returning Shows Tonight


5 Shows After Dark: Shout Out to the Browncoats!


5 Shows After Dark: Do Your Happy Dance!


5 Shows After Dark: I'm Going to Apologize for the Pun in Advance


5 Shows After Dark: Sutter Does Have a Lock on "Mature Lust"


5 Shows After Dark: Good News: They Salvaged the Shampoo. Bad News: They're Fatally Dumb.


5 Shows After Dark: Is Nucky Buscemi's Scariest Role? Discuss.


5 Shows After Dark: Which New York Song Do You Think She'll Cry To?


5 Shows After Dark: Seriously, This Woman Should Always Be On TV


5 Shows After Dark: Everyone's Favorite Outlaw Biker Gang is Back!


5 Shows After Dark: Corsets, Hoarders, and Football. Something For All of You.


5 Shows After Dark: I Guess We're Ready for Some Football


5 Shows After Dark: It Just Gets Funnier With Each Passing Year


Are Your iTunes Really Yours? Bruce Willis and Eminem Are On the Case.


5 Shows After Dark: Ahhh! Ghosts! Wait, No, False Alarm. Just Like Always.


5 Shows After Dark: Lauren Ambrose and Dead People, Where Have I Heard That Before?


Our Cinematic Autobiography: 10 Things I Hate About You


5 Shows After Dark: "Leave Miami? Why Does That Sound Familiar…"


5 Shows After Dark: How Can You Be Grouchy Next to That Grin?


5 Shows After Dark: Tastes Like Burning.


5 Shows After Dark: Will Brady Have More Or Less Than 5 Minutes on the Field Tonight?


5 Shows After Dark: Reality Shows: The Last Hope for the Culturally Irrelevant


5 Shows After Dark: I've Hooked Most of You Just with Eddie Izzard and Chess, Right?


5 Shows After Dark: Just the Scale of the Thing is Shocking.


5 Shows After Dark: Pretty Sure This Isn't Reality Series Worthy.


5 Shows After Dark: These People Are Totally Not Glamorizing Combat. Obviously.


5 Shows After Dark: I Am Legitimately Excited About This


5 Shows After Dark: Olympics: Looking More Like the X Games Every Four Years.


5 Shows After Dark: I Know Some of You Wished For This. Wish Granted.


5 Shows After Dark: Really, It's Just Cruel


5 Shows After Dark: Basically, They're Just Losing Some Insincere Efforts at Being Charming


5 Shows After Dark: Some People Do War Reenactments. Aaron Sorkin Does News Reenactments.


5 Shows After Dark: He's Basically Ours Now, Because That's Just What We Needed


5 Shows After Dark: Those Eyebrows are Up to No Good, Clearly


5 Shows After Dark: Nothing Like That "WHAT?!?" Look on Their Faces


5 Shows After Dark: Tiny Dancers


5 Shows After Dark: Who Wants to See THAT Medal Podium?


5 Shows After Dark: Date, Job Interview, or a Little of Both?


5 Shows After Dark: Running for the Last Bottle of Vodka, Then?


5 Shows After Dark: Biggest First Week Album Sales Ever, These Guys Right Here


5 Shows After Dark: Mental Illness is so Wacky and Useful in TV Land!


5 Shows After Dark: Memories, They Can Be Inviting


5 Shows After Dark: Note to Television: A Series Can Premiere Outside the US


5 Shows After Dark: Not Sure if Internet Has Show's Best Interest in Mind


5 Shows After Dark: Take It Off!


5 Shows After Dark: Da-na na-na na-na na-na, Batman!


5 Shows After Dark: Making Meth Compelling Since 2008


5 Shows After Dark: But First


5 Shows After Dark: You Wouldn't Like Him When He's Perturbed


5 Shows After Dark: He Feeds on Geriatric Paranoia


5 Shows After Dark: In Crime Drama Bingo, the Free Space is "Scarves"


5 Shows After Dark: Yeah, She's Great, But She Needs Plastic Dishes


5 Shows After Dark: Death is Not an Option


5 Shows After Dark: Sexy Sexy Archeology


5 Shows After Dark: The Genre Leader in Adorable Old Lady Smiles


5 Shows After Dark: It's This, Isn't It? This is Why You're Watching. I Get That.


Spoilers: Where Is Your Line?


5 Shows After Dark: He's the Hero That Pajiba Deserves


5 Shows After Dark: I'd Challenge TLC To Top Them, But That'd Be Gross


5 Shows After Dark: You Asked For It


5 Shows After Dark: Who's Ready for a Solid Month of This Guy? ME!


5 Shows After Dark: The Classy Breed of Angry White Man


5 Shows After Dark: That Dog Really Is A Jerk, Though


5 Shows After Dark: Hating Him Would Require More Mental Energy Than He Deserves


5 Shows After Dark: This. Again. Some More.


5 Shows After Dark: Spoiler Alert: Nuclear Level Sobbing Ahead


5 Shows After Dark: Sometimes a Spoiled Brat is Just a Spoiled Brat


5 Shows After Dark: "We Got a Second Season? Cool!"


5 Shows After Dark: Break Out the Lame Texas Jokes


5 Shows After Dark: Get That Horse Out of the Way


5 Shows After Dark: Are There Any Non-Surly Tow Truck Drivers?


5 Shows After Dark: How Do You Feel About Love Bites?


5 Shows After Dark: This Is Not Worth Competing For


5 Shows After Dark: … Ladies?


5 Shows After Dark: Even the Royal Box Looks Crowded


5 Shows After Dark: Hope You Like Lots of This Dude


5 Shows After Dark: Valar Dohaeris


5 Shows After Dark: Ballerinas, and Mountain Men and Bauers, Oh My!


5 Shows After Dark: Dog Whisperer In the City


5 Shows After Dark: Penny Can!


5 Shows After Dark: Guess What Writer Clive Owen is Playing. I Bet You're Wrong.


5 Shows After Dark: TV Gets A Little Less Ruggedly Handsome


5 Shows: The Transitions Glasses of Justice


5 Shows After Dark: Those Gowns Are Universally Unflattering


5 Shows After Dark: It's Totally Lupus


5 Shows After Dark: You Know Nothing


5 Shows After Dark: Maybe All This Pretty Can Bring Some Balance


5 Shows After Dark: Elton Was Always Kinda Gross


5 Shows After Dark: Better Get Big Joe Ready


5 Shows After Dark: Suit Up Half an Hour Later Than Usual


5 Shows After Dark: One of These Things Is Not Like The Others


5 Shows After Dark: Now Kiss


5 Shows After Dark: They Look So Happy! Something Horrible Must Happen.


5 Shows After Dark: Jess is Neither New, Nor a Girl. Discuss.


5 Shows After Dark: Solving Crimes Handsomely Since 2009


5 Shows After Dark: I Bet Some of You Would Fancy a Probing Session.


5 Shows After Dark: Should I Stay or Should I Go?


5 Shows After Dark: VH1 Kind of Specializes in Dead Musicians


5 Shows After Dark: Well Why Not?


5 Shows After Dark: Insert "Lisbon-er" Joke Here


5 Shows After Dark: Monkey Fighting Snakes, Indeed


5 Shows After Dark: Was Nothing Real?


5 Shows After Dark: Prison Sucks


5 Shows After Dark: Everything's Shiny


5 Shows After Dark: Airing Dirty Laundry in Public Since 2010


5 Shows After Dark: Powerfully Futile


5 Shows: The Akron of Southwest Indiana


5 Shows After Dark: Mmmmm, Gazpacho


5 Shows After Dark: Disco Isn't Dead, It's a Zombie


5 Shows After Dark: How Do You Solve a Problem Like Ted Mosby?


5 Shows After Dark: The Boat Sank. Spoiler Alert.


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An Open Letter to People Who Hate Things That Others Enjoy


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You Got a License For That?: The Endless Battle of Musicians vs. Politicians


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Pajiba After Dark: And There Was Much Rejoicing


Pajiba After Dark: What's the Over/Under on Him Just Dying?


Pajiba After Dark: I Think He Wishes He Still Had the Right Hand of Doom


Pajiba After Dark: We Have Much To Learn From This Creature


Pajiba After Dark: From the Ground Up


Pajiba After Dark: Oy, Gevalt!


Pajiba After Dark: This Girl Is Destroying America! Well, Her and Earthquakes Both.


Pajiba After Dark: The End is In Sight


Pajiba After Dark: It's That Time of Year Again


Pajiba After Dark: Rock You Like a Hurricane


Pajiba After Dark: Little Timebombs, That's All They Are


Pajiba After Dark: Mo *chicka* Moa


Pajiba After Dark: If One's Rich and One's Poor, Why Are They In the Same Pants?


Pajiba After Dark: I… I Just Don't Know How To Feel About This


Pajiba After Dark: Saddle Up, Football Fans


Pajiba After Dark: So Many Things to be Angry About


Pajiba After Dark: I Want to Make a "Yo, Dawg, We Heard You Like Gordon Ramsay…" Joke But It Seems Inappropriate


Pajiba After Dark: Small Does of Amnesia are Wonderful


Pajiba After Dark: This Is a Sport


Pajiba After Dark: I Don't Know About DTF But I'm Sure They're DTB


Pajiba After Dark: Honestly, Who Doesn't Want More of This?


Pajiba After Dark: OM NOM NOM


Pajiba After Dark: You Think He's a Metal Guy or More Punk?


Pajiba After Dark: SHARK WEEK SHARK WEEK SHARK WEEK!!!


Pajiba After Dark: No One Real is This Unrelentingly Wonderful


Pajiba After Dark: "I Don't Appreciate You Slander-Beeking My Name"


Pajiba After Dark: This Doesn't End Well For the Lamb, I Think


Pajiba After Dark: Guess We Don't Have To Worry About That Crime Wave


Pajiba After Dark: What Can I Say?


Pajiba After Dark: Also, Total Waste of Gina Torres


Pajiba After Dark: Jerk.


Pajiba After Dark: Hey Look! More Attractive People!


Pajiba After Dark: I'm Not Saying I WANT You Dead


Pajiba After Dark: Someone's Taking the Phrase "Launder Money" Far Too Literally


Pajiba After Dark: Because I Haven't Done a Kitten Picture in a While


Pajiba After Dark: Where Are the Droogs?


Pajiba After Dark: It Just Looks Like She Got in a Fight With a Fork


Pajiba After Dark: But Hey! Everyone Likes This Guy, Right?


Pajiba After Dark: They're In On The Joke, Right?


Pajiba After Dark: Definitely Not the Ones With Words On the Butt Though, That's Tacky


Pajiba After Dark: THAT FLOWER LOOKS AWESOME


Pajiba After Dark: Which One's Hot Lips?


Pajiba After Dark: At The Very Least, He Had Fantastic Hair


Pajiba After Dark: The Most Appealing Thing in This Picture is That Lovely Purple Shirt.


Pajiba After Dark: Seriously? This is Riveting Television?


Pajiba After Dark: What Does YOUR Drug Dealer Look Like?


Pajiba After Dark: I Decided Against a Picture of Tripe. You're Welcome.


Pajiba After Dark: Excessive Movie References Edition


Pajiba After Dark: I'm Thinking of Calling Him President Baby Whisperer From Now On


Pajiba After Dark: Because You Don't Want to Miss Another Cliched Cake Show


Pajiba After Dark: Are You Itchy Yet?


Pajiba After Dark: Is This Woman Still Important? Why or why not?


Pajiba After Dark: I Miss It. SO MUCH.


Pajiba After Dark: Thinking Happy Thoughts


Pajiba After Dark: Danga Zone!


Pajiba After Dark: When Marc Anthony is a Selling Point, There's a Problem


Pajiba After Dark: Anyone Got Some Xanax I Could Borrow?


Pajiba After Dark: Also, Not a Big Fan of This Guy Right Now


Pajiba After Dark: You Sit Down to Watch an Episode and BAM! Four Hours are Gone


Pajiba After Dark: Like the Full Monty, But With Less Build Up And Not As Charming


Pajiba After Dark: Aren't We Special?


Pajiba After Dark: Now With More Meatwad


Pajiba After Dark: For the Record, This Was Kind of a Dick Move


Pajiba After Dark: I Have a Craving for Chocolate Croissants and Tiny Dogs


Pajiba After Dark: Small Screen Ouroboros


Pajiba After Dark: I Also Want Marvin But That Seems Less Likely


Pajiba After Dark: I Want Those Wine Glasses


Pajiba After Dark: Seen Here - A Million Times More Chemistry Than Is Exhibited On the Show


Pajiba After Dark: If Only Hugh Laurie Weren't So Rakishly Charming


Pajiba After Dark: 66 and Dead Sexy


Pajiba After Dark: Gratuitous Nudity is Never the Wrong Way To Go


Pajiba After Dark: Your Suffering Is Delicious


Pajiba After Dark: Buy Some Damn Sneakers


Pajiba After Dark: Love Hurts


Pajiba After Dark: It's Like if Matt Damon Hulked Out And Lost His Fashion Sense


Pajiba After Dark: Now What?


Pajiba After Dark: Put Up or Shut Up


Pajiba After Dark: What Does Washed Up Look Like?


Pajiba After Dark: Stop Bitching, Start a Resolution


Pajiba After Dark: Holy Mother


Pajiba After Dark: Google Images is a Strange and Wonderful Place Sometimes


Pajiba After Dark: Until We Meet Again


Pajiba After Dark: Learn From Our Fail


Pajiba After Dark: At Least 50% Of You Are Excited Because of This


Pajiba After Dark: Television Envy is an Ugly Emotion


Pajiba After Dark: It Ends Tomorrow Morning


Pajiba After Dark: The Best Part of Waking Up Is Royalty On Your Cup


Pajiba After Dark: Look! Boobies!


Boobquake 2: Fighting A**holes with T*ts


Pajiba After Dark: Breaking News - There Is No New Royal Wedding News Tonight


Pajiba After Dark: He Is Risen… And Hungry


Pajiba After Dark: It's Fun to Watch Supposedly Intelligent Fake People Make Terrible Decisions


Pajiba After Dark: How Much Longer Am I Supposed To Care?


Pajiba After Dark: Are They Penguin Ghosts? Because That Could Be Kind of Fun


Pajiba After Dark: I Bet Birds Don't Braid Her Hair Either


Pajiba After Dark: Winter Is NOT Coming to Miami


Pajiba After Dark: Oh Yeah, NBC Comedy Night is Back Also


Pajiba After Dark: I'm Just Hoping for a Happy Beginning


Pajiba After Dark: That Seal Looks Equally Dubious of His Qualifications


Pajiba After Dark: Memory is a Strange and Frustrating Thing


Pajiba After Dark: He Could Maybe Wrestle a Palmetto Bug?


Pajiba After Dark: Jackalope is a Fun Word


Pajiba After Dark: Christian Slater: Show Killer


Pajiba After Dark: Right Back At You, You Smug Bastard


Pajiba After Dark: Kind of a Dull Trophy, All Things Considered


Pajiba After Dark: Sex, Murder, and Catholicism; 16th Century Edition


Pajiba After Dark: Honestly, I Just Wanted To Use This Picture


Pajiba After Dark: Shameless Pandering


Pajiba After Dark: Accept No Substitutions


Pajiba After Dark: The People's Eyebrow Returns


Pajiba After Dark: "You Practically Crapped Your Pants! Except Him, He Crapped His Pants."


Pajiba After Dark: Maybe He's Just Typecast for 'Member of a Dysfunctional Relationship' Now


"A Tad Overweight, But Violet Eyes to Die For"


Pajiba After Dark: Meh


Pajiba After Dark: Guess Who's Back?


Pajiba After Dark: Give Up The World, Give Up Your Life Cause You Cannot Fight the Television


Pajiba After Dark: May The Road Rise Up To Meet You And So Forth


Pajiba After Dark: Apologies for the Delay


Pajiba After Dark: What More Is There To Say?


Pajiba After Dark: People Have Done Worse Things For Fame


Pajiba After Dark: WOOOOOO!


Pajiba After Dark: Tyra's Got Nothing on This


Pajiba After Dark: This is What Comes Up When You Google "Crazy"


Pajiba After Dark: In the Most Equality Minded and Sensitive Way Possible: Nice Legs, Bond.


Pajiba After Dark: This Can Only End Well


Pajiba After Dark: Which One Has the Creepy Full Body Tattoo?


Pajiba After Dark: I Don't Look Like That, Promise


Pajiba After Dark: Today I Adore the Internet


Pajiba After Dark: This Is Cute For Another Two Seconds, Then It's Dinner


Pajiba After Dark: Going Down in Flames; You're Doing It Right


Pajiba After Dark: Which One's Royal and Which One's a Pain?


Pajiba After Dark: It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's a Chef!


Pajiba After Dark: Isn't It Easier to Blame Television?


You Can Tell It's a Serious Role, She Has Brown Hair


Pajiba After Dark: Let's Party Like It's 1776


Pajiba After Dark: We Call This His "Restrained" Stage Costume


Pajiba After Dark: Somedays I Miss the 90's


Pajiba After Dark: It's So Fluffy I'm Gonna Die


Pajiba After Dark: Awww, I Do Love Toast. Thank You


I Know, Honey, I'm Shocked Too


None of You Are Getting Near Me With a Scalpel


I Will Take Any Excuse to Post Riggins Pictures


I Blame Everyone. That's Right, Even You.


Paranomal Girls on the Romantic's Grave Again: You Know, It's Kind of a Funny Story


Tonight, On "Two and a Half Men"


ANGRY SNOW!


If Anything, I'd Like to Know LESS About Her


Mabrouk


The Monster Conviction In Tillman Never Let Go


Lifetime? Really?


Your Initials Make Me Giggle


The Most Important Issue of Our Time


Stupid SyFy, Getting My Hopes Up


Funny Face


This is Totally Dustin's Fault


Ladies, Start Your Engines


Wait, If You're From Venus… Why Are You White?


Nothing To See Here


Winner Gets Taco-Flavored Kisses


Less Impressive Than Imagined


Not Enough Conjunctions to Make a Good Title


Does This Look Like a Sim to Anyone Else?


You Asked For It


Hot Doctors, Literally!


This Is Why You're Watching, Right?


The Alpha Freebie and Omega Piranha Social


Meet All 7,000 of Your New Roommates!


No Capes!


Book Club Famous


Sotally Tober


All That You Love Will Be Carried Away


If I Don't Remember Midnight, Is It Still A New Year?


Wishing You Lots of Holiday Cheer


I Got You Whatever Was Left. Happy Freaking Holidays.


Rowlesapalooza


Ominous, Isn't It?


Survivor or Abercrombie Photo Shoot?


Domestic Bliss


*Yawn*


Who's Got Mistletoe?


Mother-Lover


Nope, Can't Explain It


I Love This Woman


This Would Be Way Easier If My Fingers Stopped Vibrating


My Head Hurts


A Visual Representation of What I Anticipate from Tonight's "Glee"


Barry Restrepo: After Inception


Look Out! It's All Around You!


"She's got HUUUUGGEEE… Tracts of Land"


Not Quite So Cuddly In Real Life


L'had'lik Neir Shel Chanukkah


A Light Is Waiting to Carry You Home


Diary of the Sleeping Vampie Apprentice: Day Eclipse


So, That's Still Going On


Man, Aren't They Hideous?


Wait, You're Not Gonna Touch My Junk? Why Not?


Alice Flipped: "Eat the Expendables Here"


So Many Possibilities


"Yeah, I'm Pretty Awesome"


SOS: Save Our Show


Pass the Honey and Tissues


Raise Your Hand if You're Kinda Creepy!


Clash of the Airbender and Kitty Galore: The Kids' Christmas Carol


I've Got a Wonderful, Awful Idea


God Loves A Terrier


Please Call Back Later


Hump Day


Confused Looks Way Better on an Otter


Scott St. Cloud vs. The Grown Up Ramona Love Ranch


He's Back!


My Nightmare


Sorry, Dustin


It's Not That Hard


Well La-Di-Freaking Dah.


Centuri-*yawn*


Yup.


This is Halloween


Pssh, Y'all Are So 2008


He's Just Got One of Those Faces, You Know?


At Least We Can All Agree Tim Curry Has Nice Legs


Sex and the Girl Who Played With Winter's Bone


Take It On The Other Side


It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year


It's Calling My Name


Time Warp Week?


Which One of You Is Getting Me Cake?


Please Give Holy Predators


I Am All About This Today


To Internet; The Cause of, and Solution To, All My Problems


Nothing Real About It


I Mean, I Thought I Was Having a Rough Week, But Nevermind


Appointment Television


How to Train Your Jonah Hex


It Goddamn Better Get Better


I Want To Stomp Those Damn Sunglasses to Dust


Just Get a Bumper Sticker That Says "I'm a Rich Jerk"


You're an Idiot


So… That's Still Going On.


It's Back


Just Not Sure About This One


More of This Dude


Look Out, Tim, It's Right Behind You!


Can You Medicate a Weather System?


Still Crazy After All These Years


Get Iron Man To the Frozen Killer Babies


Worst. Surprise. Ever.


Kenny Powers is Shockingly Ubiquitous


Talking 'Bout My Generation?


Let The New Show Death Watch Begin


This Season on Glee: Can The Kids Break Out of the Guilty Pleasure Rut?


Robin Ondine


Yes, I'm Pandering


Making a Career Out of Hooking Up With Flavor Flav's Rejects


Hey, Gang! The Gang's Back!


No Thanks, I'd Rather Stay In


If First Response Isn't Sponsoring TLC Already, They Should Start


Letters to Juliet Wright: The Sands of Time


Were Bump-Its a Fundamentalist Mormon Innovation?


Imma Let You Finish, But… Seriously. Finish. I'm Tired of Hearing About You.


I'm Rooting For the Saints, Because I Really Hate This Guy


Look, At Least She's Entertaining


Moral Ambiguity is HOT.


The Killers Loss of a MacGruber Diamond


Who's Ready for Misery Night?


Oh, Your Leaves Change Color. That's Cute, I Guess, If You Like Watching Plants Die.


Wooo! College Football!


Oh, How I Loathe You


Goodnight, And Coming Up Next: "The Inappropriate Young Ladies Auxiliary"


Harry Brown's Why Did I Spread Marmaduke?


I Blame Canada. The Dionne Quintuplets Started This Trend.


And the *Giggle* Emmy Goes To…


I Used to Play With Animals for a Living. Now I Eat Stuff. You're So Jealous.


Hey, He's Got The Legs For It


Beyond Good Hair


The Song, The Furry, The Weird


Pawn Shop Show Down


My Weekend Kicks Your Weekend's Ass


I Miss You!


How The F**k You Doin', HBO Viewers?


Oooo, I Make Everyone Look Small!


Keeping Up With The Joneses Funeral Date


Crush: Going on 14 Years Now


Best Part of Back To School


I've Wanted to Use One of These All Week


Sharks!: The Musical


Sharks Say: "Only 19 Kids? Amateurs."


Diary of a Kick Ass Life


Sharks And Video Games: Two Great Tastes That Taste Great… Separately, Actually.


IT'S HERE!


Everyone Got Their Valtrex?


Jay Leno is Now Diamonds! Not Really, But I Wish.


My Head Hurts


Clash of the Repo Art Titans


I Just Found Evidence That Procedural Characters are Interchangeable!


Mr.Ocho Cinco is Looking For His Perfect Uno Cero


…And Then They Make Out.


Animal Hoarding Makes Kitten, and Everyone Else, Sad


I Don't Mean to be Rude, But… Oh Wait, Yes I Do


The Cop Out Losers Runaway


OMG, I Want to Punch You in the Face, Yeah?


The Guy in Flannel Can Stay. You in the White? I'm Not a Fan.


Hello, Ladies…


I'm Sensing… That You're Still Drooling Over the Pajiba Ten


Through Many Dangers, Toils, and Snares I Have Already Come


The Bounty Hunter Chloe Greenberg


Hi! I'm Here to Ruin Your Life!


"How the F**k You Doin', Humanity?"


"I'm Bored. What Do You Want to Do?"


Lightning Bugs It Is


You're Scary


A Single Finest Dragon Tattoo


Or No One Is Watching You, Because No One Knows When You're On


I Think Penn Jillette is a Smarmy A**hole. There, I Said It.


That Dog Is Everything I Want to Be


Do I Have Your Attention Now?


Percy Jackson and the White Hot Tub Crazies


It's Not a Documentary, IT'S A TRAP!


TLC Is Creepy


WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!


I Know He's Not on This Season, But He's Nice to Look At.


Creepiest Thing Ever? Creepiest Thing Ever.


Remember the Last Green League


Rather Not See What's Behind That, Thanks.


Like A Bird From Prison Bars Has Flown


I Have Only One Question: Why?


Betty White! And Dogs! (Ok, Not That Kind of Dog. But Whatever.)


In Which I Abuse the English Language


The Book of Happy Youth in Rome


I Know American Teenagers and You, Show, Are No American Teenager


Show Me Your Teeth


Penn and Teller Hate Fun


I Kid Because I'm Thoroughly Creeped Out


Goodbye to Glee. For Now.


From Shutter Island With Love


I'm Headed to the Wal-Mart in Style


I'm a High School Congraduate!


Nothing Else I Can Say


…While Naked.


Would You Take Fashion Advice From These Women?


The Wolfman in Wonderland


A Full Day of This? Pass.


Uh… Could You Point Me Towards the Salad?


Caaaalllll the Pooolliiiiccceeee!


Free Bitches, Unite!


The Road John


Seriously? …OK Then.


Yes, Well, That's the Sort of Skullduggery One Can Expect at Computer Camp


I'm Just Here to Collect Some Evidence


More Fierce Than Most Top Models


Diego! Haha, How Is Your Sister?


It's Not Technically an Lolcat


Babies and War


Shallow Television


Tyra Wants to Be on Top


Batmanuel's Hard Earned Savings Don't Grow on Trees


Daybreakers Legion of Darkness


This Title Seems Disingenuous At Best


To Mothers, and the Ability Not to Be One


That Could Totally Save Some Sea Birds


Cinco de Rhyme-O!


I Got the Poison Lobster


Nine Fairy Years


*Snap!*


You Know, For Kids


I'm Not Especially Attentive Tonight


Tell Kari Where It Hurts


Batmanuel Misses "Lost" Too


The Complicated Descent of Doctor Parnassus in Heaven


Yeah, You, Shook Me All Night Long


Woman Knows Her Target Market


Happy Birthday, Mom!


I'm Not Fond of You


Tiny Bubbles in the Waves. Makes Me Feel Happy, Makes Me Feel… Heterosexual.


The Crazy Young Horse Avatar Bones


I Know Something You Don't Know


Perfect Sunday


The Pajiban in the Background


Best of Both Worlds?


I Will Live With You. In a Big House, With Big Gates to Keep People Like This Out.


The Salmon Pirate


In the Dictionary Next to 'Trying Too Hard'


Stupid French Vowels


Indirect Mood Lighting Makes for Poor Lab Work


At Least Guy Won't Get a 17th Show on Food Network Now


"Alone" is a Pathetic Predicament. "Lone" is an Aesthetic Choice.


Bad Call, Lieutenant of New Orleans Port


He's Going to Call Me Uncultured Swine Again, I Just Know It


Zombie Jesus Must Have Really Loved Candy


Well. There It Is.


Good News, Sample Subjects of Earth! The Glorious Moment of Judgment is Upon You!


Another Urban Legend Dispelled. Ninjas Don't Bounce.


Sherlock Holmes Sells The Chipmunks an Education


Like This, But With More Cuban Food and Less Culture


6,000 Years Worth of Culture is Delicious


Well, Why Not?


Don't Lie, Who Wants One of Those Hats?


Batmanuel Never Makes it Fast


The Fantastic Blind Brothers Who Stare At Goats


Television Becomes a Little Less Fabulous


No, The Other "Life". With the Animals.


How Many Times Can You Type "Bracket" Before It Looks Weird?


Well, Obviously.


Be Prepared. If It's Not Scintillating, My Interests Will Wane Rapidly.


Planes, Trains, and Automobiles


More WWII Tragedy, Comin' Up!


Woooo! Or Something to That Effect.


Smize, Tyra!


Batmanuel Is a Jealous Ex-Lover. If He Cannot See You Naked, Then No One Can.


Old Planet in the Air: A Precious Saints Story


Hey, Guys! Look Who's Back!


Unfortunately, This is Only Funny if You Use Twitter


Honestly, I Will Miss This Very Special Merry-Go-Round of Crazy


Parents and Singers, and Lost, Oh My!


The 2012 Private Lives of Cold Wild Gentlemen


This Picture Is Totally Relevant. I Swear.


Blame Canada.


Get Your Hankies Ready


Seriously, Who Is This Guy and Why Do I Recognize Him?


I Dare You to Make Less Sense


The Damned Fine Dead Sorority Freak Informant Box


Funny Later, Busy Now


Nothing But C****s


I Just Like Dogs, OK?


Which One of These Dogs Would You Want on Your Figure Skating Team?


Good Dynamite Citizen Abiding Revanche Hunger


Doggie Olympics! And Actual Olympics.


Yay for Fake Holidays!


And My TV Guilt Increases


Come Back to Regular TV! We Miss You!


Are You Not Entertained by Tuesday Night? Try This!


The Moonlight Time Traveler Man Retreat


War on Bad TV? Meet Your Newest Ally.


FX is Failing to Cater to My Whims


When Did Trying Too Hard Become a Team Sport?


So… That's Happening.


Hey, Everyone, Allison's Coming Back!


Amelia Loves Zombie Adam


The (Free) Bitches Are Back


How Many of You Are Thinking Incestulicious Thoughts Right Now?


How Many Years 'Til This Man is Wearing Wings in a Kids Movie?


In Which I Tease the Lost Fans


I Hope Whip Saw Star Pontypool is This Boy's Surrogate


Monday: TV for Masochists


Graceful.


How Do You Say "Goodbye" in Guido?


Maybe They Should Call It "Moving Target"


This Dude and Jonathan Rhys Meyers Could Have the Scariest Staring Contest Ever


Whiteout: The Invention of Lying Gamer Pandorum


Just Because We Said "Shove it up Your Ass" Doesn't Mean We Meant It That Way


"So, I taste my own genitals. In my mouth. It's a conundrum."


We Will Return to Your Regularly Scheduled Programming Shortly


Pass the Aspirin. And the Earplugs.


The Brothers Fame Can Do Big Moon Loops By Halloween II


"It's Like They Want Us to Fail"


That'll Do, Mr.Lewis


Keep Your Friends Close, And Your Food Closer


"Now, To Handle This Scenario, You'll Want to Take Your Shirt Off and Use it to Attract Female Viewers."


I Don't Get It


The Final Loren Cass


Sushi, Dates, What CAN'T You Get From a Conveyor Belt?


Welcome to 200… Damnit.


I Guess It's About That Time…


Mike Rowe Will Make This Sexy


What's Worse? The Accent or This Photoshop Job?


Yup.


I Don't Do Mornings


OK, Mr.Ventura, I'll Tell You Where Area 51 is! Just Don't Hurt Me!


Step Away from the *#%$*#([email protected]! Stove


Taking the Basterds Hangover Force Goods


… I Miss Padma.


The Tall One's Married, The Short One's Pregnant, and the Famous One Is Kinda Boring. What's to Keep Up With?


He's Gone! For the Moment Anyway.


Keep Holding On


Bah Humbug


Public Cove: World's Greatest Half Blood Julia


A Show About Male Mid-Life Crises. How Groundbreaking.


Hot Women and Chainsaws? That's a Holiday Tradition I Can Get Behind.


Mmm, Sushi Cake. Time for Tastebud Confusion.


I Don't Think We Have a Wagon, But a Funny Looking Tank Might Drop By


Goodbye, Fish Lips!


Battle of the Paper Heart Terminator


The Return of Rusty (and Hoarders)


See You Next Year! (That's for Morena. I'll See You Pajibans on Monday)


Note To Self: Pack Loose Jeans


We're Still on TV? Well, I'm Just as Shocked as Anyone


Group Hug!


Tuesday's Child is Full of Grace, But Tuesday's TV Definitely Isn't


Bruno Star: The Limits of My Sister's Humpday Thirst


In Which I Threaten Adult Swim


You Watch It Because I Can't


I Made a New TV Ratings System!


I'm Walkin' On Sunshine! Heeeyay-oh!


Dirty Boy! Dirty, Dirty, Dirty!


Spread the Ugly Ink Up


This Word, "Best," I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means


Ode to the End of the Weekend


Double Serving of Hot Doctor, Coming Right Up


No Wine and No TV Make Rusty Something Something


Take a Look! Then Pick Up a Book! Tuesday Night TV!


G.I Beth Cooper: The Taking of Aliens in the Food, Inc.


The Sports Showdown That Should've Happened Last Night


He's Come to Take Away Football! Run!


Corpses and Vampires and Leno, Oh My!


… Really?


Most Aptly Named Show Ever


Nothing Like Ice Age Orphan Works


Of Fillion and Phillians


I'm Not Sure Why This Picture Exists, But I Think It's Hilarious


6 Months In the Future… You're Still Not Interesting


Stupid Social Life


When You Stare Into the Abyss, the Abyss Stares Back at You


Revenge of Sexy Face and Micro Penis


I'm Not Creative Today, Check Back Later This Week


I'd Watch It. I'd Watch It Twice. Even if Flava Flav Was In It.








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