Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People
Welcome to the Author Archive for Daniel Carlson
"Reunited: The Real World -- Las Vegas"
10,000 B.C. Review
100% Pure Pajiba
2005: The Year that Was
2007 Roundtable: Part One
2007 Roundtable: Part Two
2008 Oscar Wrap
2008 Spirit Awards
21 Review
300
3:10 to Yuma
Across the Universe
Adventureland Trailer Eisenberg Kristen Stewart
All the King's Men
American Gangster
American Teen Review
Annapolis
Aristocrats, The
Ask the Dust
Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, The
Atonement
Australia Review
Babel
Baby Mama Review
Battlestar Galactica, Season One
Battlestar Galactica: Razor
Beerfest
Bitch Slap Movie Trailer Lawless
Body of Lies Review
Borat
Boys to Men
Brick
Burn After Reading Review
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid Review
Captain Pajiba Shows No Mercy!
Cars
Casino Royale
Changeling
Chicken Little
Children of Men
Chillin' Out, Maxin', Pajibaing, All Cool
Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian, The Review
Cloverfield
Come Sail Away
Cowboys and Pajibas
Crucify Your Enthusiasm
Darjeeling Limited, The
Dark Knight, The Review
Dave Chappelle's Block Party
Day Watch
Dead Girl, The
Departed, The
Dirty
District B13
Does My Pajiba Look Infected To You?
Don Cheadle Replaces Terrence Howard Iron Man 2
Drillbit Taylor Review
Duma Key
Eight Films That Shouldn't Have Won Best Picture
End of the Spear
Evan Almighty
Everybody Make Your Own Pajiba Pun
Everything is Illuminated
Feast
Fido
Films About Texas
Firewall
Forgetting Sarah Marshall Review
Fountain, The
Friends with Money
Frost/Nixon Review
Frost/Nixon Trailer Ron Howard Michael Sheen
Funny Games Review
Gears of Pajiba: The Apocalypse
Georgia Rule
Ghost Rider
Ghost Town Review
Golden Globes Discussion
Good German, The
Good Night, and Good Luck
Good Shepherd, The
Good Woman, A
Got a Box Full of Pajibas, Think You Might Like to Read
Great Raid, The
Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, A
Hannibal Rising
Happening, The Review
Hard Candy
Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall, A
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince New Trailer
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harsh Times
He's Just Not That Into Your Pajiba
Heath Ledger Remembered
Henry Poole Is Here Review
History of Violence, A
Hollywoodland
Holy Pajibas, Batman! It's an Unnecessary Franchise!
Hot Fuzz
Hot Rod
Hound of the Pajibas
Hustle & Flow
I Am Pajiba's Complete Lack of Surprise
I Can't Even Think Of A Good Pajiba Pun. That's How Tired I Am Of Dane Cook.
I Got Things On My Pajiba I Never Thought I Would
I Have The Pajiba!
I Just Want Something I Can Ignore
I Know Pajiba
I Need More Dilithium Pajibas!
I See Pajibas!
I Think I Love My Wife
I Think You Can Figure It Out
Ice Pajiba
Idiocracy
Illusionist, The
In Bruges Review
Inconvenient Truth, An
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Review
Inglorious Pajibas
Inside Man
Inside Man Sequel Spike Lee
Interview with Derek Haas and Michael Brandt
Interview with Patrick Creadon
It Was a Pajiba-Hole, and That Means Comfort
It's Getting Kind of Hard to Believe Things Are Going to Get Better
James Gunn PG Porn Nathan Fillion
Jay and Seth Versus the Pajiba
Jesus Camp
John Dillinger Was Killed Behind That Theater In A Hail Of Pajibas
Jumper Review
Juno
Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back In The Pajiba
Kegels Make My Pajiba Nice and Strong
King Kong
Kingdom, The
Kinky Boots
Klaatu. Barada. Pajiba!
L.A. Confidential
Lady in the Water
Lars and the Real Girl Review
Legend of Zorro, The
Let's God It Up
Libertine, The
Little Children
Little Miss Sunshine
Live Free or Die Hard
Live Long and Pajiba
London
Look At Me, I'm A Prickly Pajiba
Lookout, The
Lost: Cabin Fever
Lost: Confirmed Dead
Lost: Eggtown
Lost: Ji Yeon
Lost: Meet Kevin Johnson
Lost: Something Nice Back Home
Lost: The Beginning of the End
Lost: The Constant
Lost: The Economist
Lost: The Other Woman
Lost: The Shape of Things to Come
Lost: There's No Place Like Home, Part 1
Lost: There's No Place Like Home, Parts 2 and 3
Lucky Number Slevin
March of the Penguins
Margot at the Wedding
Matador, The
Meh
Memoirs of a Geisha
Michael Cera's Precious Little Pajiba
Michael Clayton
Milk Trailer Sean Penn
Miracle at St. Anna Review
Mo Pajibas Mo Problems
Monster House
Munich
Murderball
My Little Runaway
My Name Is Plain Jane Pajiba
My Pajiba Curves to the Left
My Pajiba Gets Icy In The Winter
My Pajiba Has Soul, and It's Superbad
My Triumphs, My Mistakes: Lessons and Experiences From Comic-Con
Nacho Libre
Nanny Diaries, The
Nativity Story, The
New World, The
Next
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist Review
Night Watch
No Country for Old Men Review
North Country
Nothing But Trailers
Nothing but the Pajiba
Notorious Bettie Page, The
Oh in Ohio, The
On the Record: Stories From the Newsroom
On the Run From Johnny Law.... Ain't No Trip to Pajiba
Once More, With Pajiba!
Pajiba Holes
Pajiba Salvation
Pajiba and the Infinite Sadness
Pajibacats HOOO!
Perfect Stranger
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Prestige, The
Pretty Persuasion
Priceless Review
Producers, The
Proposition, The
Protector, The
Push Trailer Chris Evans Dakota Fanning
Quiet, The
Race Bannon: Fire Up the Pajiba!
Rails & Ties
Reign Over Me
Rendition
Reno 911!: Miami
Rescue Dawn
Ringing Joyful and Triumphant: So Long, "Veronica Mars"
Rize
RoboPajiba
Role Models
Rosemary's Pajiba
Sarah Palin Joe Biden Debate Ratings
Save the Pajiba, Save the World
Secret of My Success, The
Sentinel, The
Serenity
Seven
Shut Up & Sing
Slither
Slow News Day
Slumdog Millionaire
Smokin' Aces
So, What's In Your Queue?
Soloist Road Defiance Release Date Changes
Something New
Son of Rambow Review
Sound of Thunder, A
Space Pajibas!
Spider-Man 3
Standing Still
Stardust
Starter for 10
Stick It
Stop Ben Lyons Blog Review
Strange Wilderness Review
Strangers With This Kind of Honesty Make Me Go a Big Rubbery Pajiba
Sunset Blvd.
Sunshine Cleaning Trailer Amy Adams
Superbad
Superman Returns
Swingers
Syriana
TV Set, The
Talk to Me
Tao of Steve, The
Teeth Review
Thank You for Smoking
That's No Moon, That's a Pajiba!
The Best Documentaries of 2006
The Cheesiest Soundtrack Singles of All Time
The Films of Wes Anderson
The Full Moon Makes My Pajiba All Hairy
The Golden Pajibas -- The Best of 2006
The Lost City of Pajiba
The Man Who Wasn't There
The One Where I Finally Lose My Mind
The Sorcerer's Pajiba!
There Will Be Blood Review
Things I've Learned From Women Who've Dumped Me
This Film Is Not Yet Rated
This Was Seriously The Cleanest Picture I Could Find
Three Days of the Condor Review
To Seek Out New Worlds and New Pajibas
Traitor Review
Trust Me, A Pajiba Pun Would Be Pretty Gross In This Context
Twelve Best Films You Didn't See, The
Unaccompanied Minors
Undiscovered
Unknown White Male
Valiant
Veronica Mars, Season One
Visitor, The Review
W. Review
WALL-E Review
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Watchmen Trial Sets Date
Watchpajibas
Wes Anderson My Best Friend
West Wing, Season Two
What the Hell is an Aluminum Pajiba?
Why We Fight
Why'd You Have a Gun In Your Pajiba, Brian?
Winter Passing
Wordplay
Xenu Lives in My Pajiba
Y: The Last Pajiba
Yes
You Got a Pajiba, Man? It'd Be a Lot Cooler If You Did.
Youth Without Youth
Zach Galifianakis Hangover Bored to Death HBO
Zack Snyder Signs Deal With EA
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