Welcome to the Author Archive for Courtney Enlow
Liveblogging the Now Oscar-Winning 'Suicide Squad'
Justin Timberlake Is a Thirsty Mess of a Human Assh*ole
We Are All Barry Goldberg Finding Out 'Moonlight' Was the True Winner
Liveblogging the 2017 Oscars
Patrick Stewart Tells Us All about His Pants Picard (It's His D*ck, Guys, He's Talking about His D*ck)
Lin-Manuel Miranda Singing R. Kelly's 'Ignition' Is the Only Thing You Need Today
Good Human Beings Continue to Be Good While Your Protest Vote Ruins Everything
An Empty Makeup Box Is Bullying People on Social Media Because That's Just Where We Are in Society
The 'Mystery Science Theater 3000' Reboot Has Movie Sign and a Netflix Release Date
Amber Tamblyn and David Cross Had Their Baby, Are Adorable Baby Name Trolls
Lindsay Lohan Says She Was 'Racially Profiled' For Wearing a Headscarf. ...K.
Jennifer Garner Is No One's Ashes, Sad Affleck
The Brutal Depiction of Anxiety on 'This Is Us' Is Its Biggest Gutpunch Yet
Liveblogging Lifetime's Britravesty 'Britney Ever After'
Why In God's Name Is Allison Williams Cosplaying as Kellyanne Conway on the Cover of Allure?
We Received a Press Release for Kid-Friendly Ecstasy for Children and I Need to Talk About It
Susan Sarandon Remains the Worst
Whatever Happened to Kevin Smith's 'Mallrats 2' and 'Clerks 3'?
Actual, Liveable Self-Care Tips for this Bonkers Bullsh*t Time
Ed Sheeran Thinks He and Taylor Swift Are Just a Couple of Underdogs. Super Rich, Ultra White Underdogs
Dakota Johnson Fits Stuff Into Her Tooth Gap, Remains Far Too Good for 'Fifty Shades'
An Open Letter to Those Who Said Hillary Clinton Was Just as Bad as or Worse Than Trump
To Salma Hayek, Shirley MacLaine, Cat Cora and Anyone Shouting Down Jessica Williams and Other Women? Just. F*cking. Listen
Brie Larson Is So Over Saying Casey Affleck's Name at Award Shows
Samantha Bee to Host 'Not the White House Correspondents' Dinner' the Same Night as Actual Correspondents' Dinner
Quick Reminder: This Is Why We Should All Be 100% In Favor of Punching Nazis
Rob Lowe Continues to Be Annoyed by People Protesting Atrocities
Mel Gibson Is Having a Great Day Because #OscarsSoSexualAssaulty
Roman Polanski Is Super Sad That Everyone Hates Him, Guys :(
Chris Brown Responds to Aziz Ansari's SNL Monologue By Calling Him 'Aladdin'
From the DoD to Olivia Munn, Everyone Is Being Shady Today and We Love It
Susan Sarandon Reminds Us to 'Show Up' and Resist Trump. Like You Did, Susan?
Taylor Swift Is Getting Called the F*ck Out Again
Remember That Time Donald Trump Tried to Get Involved with Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson's Breakup?
Please. Please 2017. Please. Get Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone Back Together. Give Us This
Samoas or Caramel deLites? Why Do Girl Scout Cookies Have Different Names Depending On Where You Live?
Lin-Manuel Miranda, Josh Groban and Other Faves Singing 'Careless Whisper' Is What We Need
Barack Obama's Going Home: A Presidential Pajiba Love, One Last Time
Johnny Depp Thanks the Other Assh*les Who Stood By Him After Abusing His Wife
In 1999, Donald Trump Wrote about the Dangers of 'Rewriting History and Spreading Fear' to 'Gain Political Power'
Kate Hudson's Primary Job Now Seems to Be 'Being Kate Hudson'
John Oliver Returns Feb. 12 and He's Not Allowed to Take Time Off Again for the Next Four Years
'Will & Grace' Returning to TV for 10 Glorious Episodes
That 'Fake for a Movie' Ben Affleck Tattoo Mess Makes No Appearance in 'Live by Night'
'Sherlock' Stars Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman Don't Get Along, Not a Big Deal Because They're Dudes
The Most Infuriating, F*cked Up, Batsh*t Bonkers Statements from Trump's Times of London Interview
The Full Trailer for 'The Santa Clarita Diet' Has Dropped and We Are So In
Oh Wow, Margot Robbie as Tonya Harding Is No Joke
Broadway Stars' Concert for America Is the Most Important Thing Happening on Jan. 20
Donald Trump Shouldn't Even Speak or Type Martin Luther King's Name
Octavia Spencer Bought Out a Theater So Low-Income Families Could See 'Hidden Figures'
Women Spoke Just 27% of the Words in 2016's Top Ten Movies
Marie Osmond Is a Little Bit Country, But Not *That* Country
Milwaukee Brewers Player Has a Helpful Tip for Those of Us Terrified about Losing Birth Control Access: Abstinence
Sterling K. Brown Offers Himself Up for 'Green Lantern Corps' and We Offer Up Our Lions in Support
L'Oreal Has Been Celebrating Blake Lively's 'Diversity' for Years
All the Times Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone Have Given Us Hope for Their Love This Awards Season
STFU, Steve Harvey. Sincerely, People Who Aren't Garbage
Trevor Noah Fights for the True Victims of Meryl Streep's Speech: Guys in Tapout Shirts
Liveblogging Depression: Here's What This Sh-t Feels Like
Ashton Kutcher Was Deemed Worthy of Three Times More Money Than Natalie Portman
Concerned About Kinkshaming Donald Trump? F*ck Off With That Right Now
Travis Tritt Is Against Celebrities Talking Politics (Unless It's Him, Then It's Cool)
Tom Hiddleston Apologizes for His Globes Speech, Should Have Un-Humblebragged More Eloquently
Andrew Garfield and Ryan Reynolds Make Out, Prove Spideypool Is Real
Liveblogging the 2017 Golden Globes
Ben Affleck Either Has a New Ladyfriend or He's a Time Traveler or Both
A Tribute to the Majestic Love Ballads of '80s/'90s Soap Operas
Leah Remini's 'Scientology and the Aftermath' Is Must-Watch Television
International Lawyer and Activist Amal Clooney Reportedly Expecting Twins with Actor Husband
The WaPo Express Did a Cover Story on the Women's March. They F*cked It Up
'Girl Meets World' Has Been Cancelled. Here's Why It Mattered
A Former 'American Idol' Loser Got Called White at an Airport Popeye's and Cried about It on TV
'Bright Lights: Starring Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds' Will Drown Us All in Our Own Tears
Angelina Jolie Is Not F*cking Around
Seasons Change, Years Come and Go, But Chris Brown Will Always Be the Worst
Kim Kardashian Returns to Social Media and Removes, Then Re-Adds 'West' to Her Social Accounts
Will Getting Hit By a Bus Kill You?
How a Disney Junior Cartoon Predicted the Election
The First Great Mommy Shaming of 2017, Courtesy of Eva Amurri
Day 25: And At Christmas, You Tell the Truth - Saying Farewell to 25 Days of 'Love Actually'
Day 24: The Real 'Love Actually' Drinking Game - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'
Day 23: The Tragic True Story of My Attempt to Liveblog 'Love Actually' - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'
Festivus Airing of the 2016 Grievances
Day 22: You Win This One, Robots - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'
Surprise! Johnny Depp Is Still an Assh*ole
Emma Stone Talks Equality, Says Directors Give Her Improvised Lines to Male Co-Stars
Rape Culture Is the Director of 'Passengers' Believing Most Would Do What Chris Pratt's Character Did
'Love Actually' Versus 'The Holiday'--What Flawed Fave Wins?
Which Celebs Does Jennifer Lawrence Hate?! WE NEED TO KNOW
Find Someone Who Looks at You the Way Chris Hemsworth Looks at Michael Shannon
Justin Bieber Drunk in a Fur Coat Is Our New Christmas Card
All the Reboots Coming Soon to TV
What It's Been Like Watching 'Love Actually' Every Day for 25 Days
A Very Reproductive Rights Horror Show Edition of Pajiba Love
Words of Hope from Lin-Manuel Miranda to Remind Us That Maybe Hope Is Only Mostly Dead
Scientologists Are So Scared They're Moving Tom Cruise to the 'Super Power Building'
These 'Love Actually' Deleted Scenes Are Completely Bonkers
Day 18, Part 2: Just a Normal Post, No Warning about the Robot Uprising
Colin Firth--The Ted Mosby of 'Love Actually'
Daryl Dixon Probably Killed Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger's Relationship
'South Park' Creator Trey Parker Is the Villain in 'Despicable Me 3'
Day 15: What the F*ck Is this Christmas Pageant All About Anyway? - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'
Jennifer Lawrence Is Relatable, Urinates Outdoors Behind Her Mother JUST LIKE US
This Majestic Cover of 'All I Want for Christmas' Is Our 2016 Holiday Anthem
They're Still Trying to Make a 'How I Met Your Mother' Spinoff Happen
Martin Sheen, Debra Messing and Others Urge Electors to Vote Anyone but Trump
Reminder--Emma Thompson Is Wearing a Fat Suit and Stays with Her Garbage Husband
Hilary Duff Kissed Her Child and the Internet Was FURIOUS
Johnny Depp Still Sucks, Still Trying to Get Out of Paying Amber Heard
Grown-Ass Adult John Mayer Posted a Bitter Tweet about Taylor Swift's Birthday
'Timeless' Star Matt Lanter Shares His Powerful Story of Triumph Living with a Girly Dog
The Hump Point Hump-Post -- What 'Love Actually' Pairs Should Have Ended Up Together?
Piers Morgan Says Madonna and Lady Gaga Lied about Being Raped
'Atlanta' Star Lakeith Stanfield Receives the Kanye West Award-Jacking Award at the Critics' Choice Awards
The Real Villain of the Movie? Laura Linney's Brother's C*ckblock of a Mental Hospital
Accused Sexual Abuser Casey Affleck Continues to Be Doing Fine
All the Celebrities Set to Attend President Trump's Inauguration
Day 11: Let's Play a Game of Mortal, Imaginary or Sex Robot - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'
Day 10: Why Is Emma Thompson's Entire Character a Lie? - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'
Sam Hyde, That Guy Who Created the Adult Swim 'Alt-Right' Show Is a Real Sh*tbird
Day 9: Wait, Alan Rickman's Company Does WHAT? - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'
TJ MIller Got Arrested for Slapping His Uber Driver After an Argument about Donald Trump
2016 Commercials That Will Make You Cry
An Examination of All the Body Issues in 'Love Actually'
Day 7: A Brief Musical Interlude - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'
Last Night's 'This Is Us' Was an Even Bigger Emotionfest Than Usual
'90s Boy Bands in Winter Clothing Is What We Need in These Troubled Times
So, You're Dead Inside
Is Tony from 'Love Actually' a Time Traveler, Teleporter, or Just a Victim of Bad Editing?
A Series of Reactions to Washington Post's 'How to Make Feminism Great Again' Article
Day 5: What's the Deal with the American Girls and Why Are They Into Garbage Colin? - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'
No, Brando and Bertolucci Did Not Physically Rape Maria Schneider--But That's Not the Point
Day 4: Alan Rickman's Secretary Might Be a Sex Robot - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'
Day 3: What Exactly Is President Billy Bob Doing to Natalie's Head? - 25 Days of 'Love, Actually'
The 45 Biggest HR Violations in 'Love, Actually'
We Need to Talk about NSYNC's Fashion Choices
A Comprehensive Breakdown of Everything Awfulsome about Lifetime's Britney Spears Biopic
Is Andrew Garfield Trolling Us Right Now?
Day 1: This is a Terrible Idea - 25 Days of 'Love, Actually'
Human Pile of Scarves Finally Deigns to Pay His Divorce Settlement
Amanda Seyfried and Thomas Sadoski Are Having a Baby
Not Gonna Lie, Mariah Carey's Impossibly Strict Diet Sounds Fancy and Delicious
Chip and Joanna Gaines of 'Fixer Upper' Belong to an Anti-Gay Church that Promotes LGBT Conversion
Evan Rachel Wood Talks about Her Rape Experiences
There's Going to be a 24/7 Taylor Swift Channel. No We Don't Know Why
Sweet Potato Toast and Other Lies Perpetrated by Pinterest
Slate Thinks PMS Is Made Up. *cracks knuckles* So Let's Talk PMS
The Disturbing Realization Reading about Casey Affleck's Sexual Harassment Allegations
Welcome to the Hellmouth: Your Weekend in Trump - Nov. 24-27
Spoilers for the Shows You Couldn't Keep Up with Because You Were Too Sad about the Election
Colin Jost Remains the Worst, Blames Gender Identity Options for Trump
Gwyneth Paltrow Says It's 'Such an Exciting Time to Be an American'
Joel McHale Reveals Shocking Information, Divulges that Chevy Chase Is an Ass*ole
The Real Story of That Trump Supporter at Hamilton Chicago
Mike Pence Gets Booed at Hamilton, Hamilton Cast Has a Powerful Message
Paris Hilton Voted for Donald Trump, Who Creeped On Her When She Was 12
That Time a 1987 Newsweek Reader Shaded All Future Americans
Mike Pence and this Hugely Diverse Group of Outsiders Are Here to Shake Up the Status Quo
F*ck You, Dr. Phil
Trump Supporters Are Boycotting Pepsi, Oreos, and Netflix
If You Were Wondering If Ivanka Might Ever Wise Up and Cut Ties...LOL No
Tony Bennett First Met His Wife While She Was a Fetus
Times Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Was the Sexiest Man Alive
There's a Conspiracy Theory Involving Barcodes and the 'Mark of the Beast'
Emily Doe, Stanford Sexual Assault Survivor, Named a Glamour Woman of the Year
A Naked Zack Morris (aka Mark-Paul Gosselaar) Is Exactly What We Need Today
Watch the 'Beauty and the Beast' Official Trailer
One Thing We Can Do to Stand Up for What's Right (And No, It's Not a Safety Pin)
Just a Bunch of Barack Obama and Joe Biden BFF Memes Because We Need That
Hayley Atwell's Show 'Conviction' Got Cancelled
Leslie Odom, Jr. Will Heal this Nation with Some Christmas Spirit
I Think We Can Assume That Donald Trump 'SVU' Episode Won't Air
Dylan Marron Continues to Be the Best of Humanity, Tells Trump Supporters 'I Love You'
Take Care of Yourself Today--Tomorrow Needs You
Prince Harry Defends Girlfriend Meghan Markle from Tabloids and Trolls
Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert Make Everything All Better
'Games of Thrones' George R. R. Martin Campaigns for Hillary Clinton
Lena Dunham Compares Voting Jill Stein to Being Someone's Sidepiece, We Don't Know, It's Weird
Glenn Beck Says Nice Things about Black Lives Matter and Barack Obama...What?
Rami Malek Is Playing Freddie Mercury in the Queen Movie
What is Spirit Cooking? #SpiritCooking Is Not Devil Worship You Morons
'Running Zack' Morris Apologizes for that 'Saved by the Bell' Episode
The Code Word is Go, Cubs, Go! Hamilton's Chicago Cast Honors the Cubs
Forget 'Back to the Future'--'Parks and Recreation' Predicted the Cubs 2016 World Series Win
Just a Big Damn List of Awesome Things Related to the Cubs Win Because Why the F*ck Not
Child Rape, Forced Abortions and Beyond: Leah Remini Takes on Scientology
Go Ahead. Vote Your Conscience at the Polls
Actual Angel Rowan Blanchard Joins Ava DuVernay's 'A Wrinkle In Time'
This Hillary Clinton Email Shows What a Crooked Monster She Truly Is
Scott Walker Tried to Make a Sick Burn, Accidentally Endorses Hillary Clinton
Tom Hanks Is Going as David S. Pumpkins for Halloween
The Best Feel-Good Guilt-Free Gore-Fest Horror Flicks for Halloween Joy and Rapture
Alfred Hitchcock: One of Hollywood's Most Acclaimed Sexual Predators
The TL;DR of the Latest Clinton Email 'Scandal': It's Nothing. Calm Down.
Amy Schumer Doesn't Get It and Doesn't Seem to Care
Chris Hemsworth Apologizes for His Problematic Halloween Costume in the Best Way
Today in 'God Dammit, White People' News, We Bring You 'Coat Switching'
There's the Bad-Mess 'American Horror Story' We Know
Crosswalk Buttons, Elevator Door-Close Buttons and Our Very Lives Are a Lie
Human Sack of Excremement Promises to 'Grab [His] Musket' If Trump Loses
Patton Oswalt Discusses the Loss of His Wife, Breaks Our Hearts
How We'd Spend Our Birthday if We Were Hillary Clinton
Will Ferrell Resurrected His George W. Bush Impression to Take on Trump
Megyn Kelly Has Become the Biggest Example of White Feminism at Work
The Faces Behind Your Favorite Podcast Voices
Practical Horrors of Raising Children in the Internet Age
Don't Dream It, Don't Be It, Don't Watch It: A Not-Live Discussion of the Not-Live 'Rocky Horror Picture Show'
Why Is the Internet So Slow Today?
'American Horror Story: Roanoke' Reveals Its Big Season Twist
In Celebration of Nasty Women
A New Willy Wonka Movie Is Happening
What Are Ivanka Trump and Anita Hill Talking About?
Dumb Garbage Boy Thinks Periods Can Be Stopped through Bladder Control
Discover Tanis: The Most Beautiful, Creepiest, Best Podcast
In Advance of the Final Presidential Debate, We Bring You Our Harrowing Debate Tale
Who the F*ck Is Phoebe Price? A Pajiba Investigation
The Adorable Connection Between 'This Is Us' and Hamilton
Keegan Michael Key and Joss Whedon Talk about the Weather (in a Trump Hellscape)
Rose McGowan's List of Reasons #WhyWomenDontReport Is Eye-Opening and Heartbreaking
Tracy Morgan Is Coming Back to TV
Leslie Jones, Lin-Manuel Miranda and the Sexiest Teacher Alive Are in a Three-Way Twitter Love Connection
PETA Remains the Worst, Uses 'Grab a P*ssy' to Promote Cat Adoption
Quit It with the Idea That Sexual Assault Has Anything to do with Appearance
Discussing the 'RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 2' Finale with Mark Shrayber
Let's Check in On 'American Horror Story'...Yep, That Sounds about Right
#NextFakeTrumpVictim Is Every Reason Assault Victims Don't Come Forward
Campbell's New Spider-Man Commercial Will Brighten Your Whole Day
Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero Reunite for 'Best F(r)iends'
The Only Way to Celebrate #NationalFarmersDay? With FarmersOnly.com
Donald Trump Talking about Women's Skin Remains the Creepiest Thing Ever
Wikileaks October Surprise Gives Us Blink-182 and Aliens
The Difference Between '50 Shades', Beyoncé and P*ssy Grabbin' with Trump
Holy F*ck, There's a Kim Kardashian Robbery Costume for Sale
Hillary Clinton Has the Drag Vote--Queens Lip Sync as Donald Trump
A Trump Surrogate Quoted Beyoncé 'Formation'. It Was Weird.
Amber Tamblyn Shares Her Story of Sexual Assault
Scenes from the Clinton/Trump Presidential Debate at Wash U
Liveblogging the Second Presidential Debate
Kelly Clarkson Is Here to Speak the Truth about the Garbage Nonsense Experience of Pregnancy
Ben & Jerry's Says Black Lives Matter; We All Scream for Ice Cream
We Call Out to Celebrity Couple Jesus, Let Abbi Jacobson and Carrie Brownstein Be a Thing
Kim Kardashian Shows Us the Effects of Victim Blaming
The Creepiest Podcast Episodes for Your October Listening Pleasure
Laura Prepon and Ben Foster Are Engaged
What Is the Title of Ben Affleck's Solo 'Batman' Movie?
Kid Cudi Has Checked into Rehab for Depression and Suicidal Urges
Here's the Trailer for Lifetime's 'Who Killed JonBenét?' to Make You Feel Uncomfortable
Check Out the Teaser Trailer for 'A Series of Unfortunate Events'
DJ Tanner's Daughter Was on 'The Voice'. She Sure Did Sing.
The 'Golden Girls' Action Figures Are the Only Things We've Ever Wanted
Colin Jost and Michael Che Up Their Garbage Game by Saying Nice Things about Donald Trump
Steven Avery's Engagement Is Off. LOVE IS DEA--Oh, Wait, We're Good with This One
Fake Police Officers and Other Things Men Don't Realize Women Fear
Kim Kardashian Was Robbed at Gunpoint and People Are Being Absolute D*cks about It
Milo Ventimiglia Gushing Over His 'This Is Us' Co-Stars Is Precious
Ted Cruz Reviews 'Now You See Me' to Attack Mark Ruffalo, No One Knows What's Happening Anymore, The World Is Melting
Nate Parker on Rape Allegations: 'I Don't Feel Guilty'
What Game Are You Running Here, Taylor Swift?
Emily Blunt Railing Against the Word 'Likable' Makes Her Even More Likable
Allison Williams Bidding Farewell to Marnie Michaels Is Adorable
James Corden Performs with the Single Best Boy Band of Them All, The Backstreet Boys
A List of Men We Don't Hate to Shut Up Commenters Who Accuse Us of Man-Hating
This Is a Post about Jake Gyllenhaal's Pubic Hair
Lin-Manuel Miranda Will Host SNL and Everything Is Going to Be OK
Yes Men, All Women Really Have Been Taught to Politely Tolerate Your Bullsh*t
Watch Claire Foy and Matt Smith in the Trailer for Netflix's 'The Crown'
Karen Walker Lives! The 'Will & Grace' Cast Reunited to Take Down Trump
JonBenét Ramsey and the Blurred Line Between Entertainment and Murder
Brody Jenner Is Every Dumb High School Acquaintance You Haven't Unfriended on Facebook Yet
Lin-Manuel Miranda and Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson's Friendship Is the Only Good Thing in the World
Leah Remini Developing Docu-series about Scientology, Must Be Protected
The Ultimate 'What This Famous Person Looks Like Now Is JAW-DROPPING' Click-Bait Post
Guys, WTF Is Happening in 'Transformers 5?'
Bill Hader Will Play Alpha 5 in the 'Power Rangers' Movie
'Great British Bake-Off' Is Just Paul Hollywood and a Baguette in a Wig at this Point
Gigi Hadid Hit Ukrainian 'Prankster' Who Assaults People on Red Carpets
See This Stupid Necklace? It's $125. Thanks, John Mayer
Holy Sh*t, Brad Pitt Is Under Investigation for Child Abuse
While You Were Outraged about Peaceful Kneeling, Police Killed More Black People
Actors You Didn't Know Were Broadway Legends, You Uncultured Swine
Angelina Jolie Wants You to Grab Your Popcorn for This One
CNN Has Suspended Corey Lewandowski After Learning He's Still on the Trump Payroll
Show Us Your Tats: The Stories Behind Our Tattoos
How Could the Trump Skittles Meme Could Get More Idiotic? By Using an Unauthorized Photo...from a Refugee
Angelina Jolie Filed for Divorce from Brad Pitt--Holy Sh*t
Jason Lee and Other Celebrities Who've Freed Themselves from Xenu's Clutches
Watch the 'Stranger Things' Kids Sing 'Uptown Funk' in This Unaired Emmys Clip
Pedro Pascal Was the Secret Winner of the Emmys
Liveblogging the 2016 Emmys
'American Horror Story' Season 6: Are You a Good Mess or a Bad Mess?
'Caddyshack' Is Not a Good Movie
Following This Donald Trump 'Dr. Oz Show' Thing Is Making Us Sick
Maisie Williams and Sophie Turner Got Matching Tattoos
Blake Shelton Isn't the Most Questionable Thing Gwen Stefani Is Doing Right Now
Yesterday's 'Great British Bake-Off' News Just a Million Times Worse
The BBC Has Lost the Rights to 'Great British Bake-Off'--THIS IS A BAD BAKE
Why Have Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx Hidden Their Relationship So Long? That Damn Xenu
Rob Lowe, Who Made a Sex Tape with an Underage Girl, Takes Issue with People Kneeling
Sean Lennon Is Presently Mansplaining the Word 'Mansplaining' on Twitter
Thanks, Hot Topic, And Sorry for All the Jokes
Give Yourself and Any Remaining Remnants of Summer to the Dancing Pumpkin Twitter
Channing Tatum and Simone Biles' Mutual Fangirling Will Make Your Heart So Happy
'Eat, Pray, Love' Author Shares the Story of How She Fell in Love with Her Best Friend
Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston Have Broken Up. Love Is F*cking Dead.
Can We All Calm the F*ck Down about Periods Please?
Lena Dunham and What To Do about White Feminism in the Face of Relentless Misogyny
Things That Lasted Longer than Brock Turner's Jail Sentence
5 Podcasts That Will Creep You Out All October
How to Promote Your Racist Book? Shame Email Everyone Who Wrote About It
What's the Appeal of Barb from 'Stranger Things'? She's Every Awkward Queer Girl in High School
Barb Will Have Her Revenge! The 'Stranger Things' Kids Reunite for Jimmy Fallon Sketch
Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake Might Collaborate--Let's Look Back at their Beautiful Ridiculous Love
There's Going to be a King Arthur Procedural Crime Drama Because Why the F*ck Not at this Point
Thanks, Piers Morgan, for Teaching Us What Empowers Us, Personally, As Women
Anthony Weiner, Huma Abedin and Victim Blaming: All We Know Is We're Team Huma
Why Is 'McChicken' Trending on Twitter? You Don't Actually Want to Know
Happy Women's Equality Day! Here Are Some of the Best Things Famous Women Have Said about Women
Happy Women's Equality Day! Here Are Some of the Most Garbage Things Men in Hollywood Have Said about Women
Here's What 'Alt-Right' Really Means According to #AltRightMeans
'Joshy' and the Sidelining Effect of Anger and Grief
What We As Women Can Learn from the Leslie Jones Hack and Continued Harassment
The Forbes 'Highest-Paid' Actor and Actress Lists Look Kind of Different
Here Is What the Full Cast of Ryan Murphy's Bette Davis/Joan Crawford Show 'Feud' Looks Like
The Horrifying Discovery Hidden in that 'Thor: Ragnarok' Set Photo
Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone Might Be Back Together, EVERYONE BE COOL ABOUT IT
Justice for Barb! The Duffer Brothers Talk (the Still Not Renewed) 'Stranger Things' Season 2
A Calm, Measured Response to the Concern Trolling Regarding Clinton's Alleged Poor Health
We Look Away from Ryan Lochte for 5 Minutes and He Causes an International Incident
Want to Hear the New 'Time Warp' from the 'Rocky Horror' Remake? No, You Don't
Amy Schumer Finally Lets Go of Kurt Metzger's Garbage Ass
A Look Back at Justin Bieber's Tragically Deleted Instagram Account
Gold's Gym Manages to Fat Shame, Be Misogynistic, and Offend Pears in One Post
Lindsay Lohan, Amber Heard and All 'Imperfect Victims': You Deserve Better
The Biggest Olympic Coverage Facepalms: Your Guide to Some Misogynist White Nonsense
What It Means to Be a Difficult Actress vs. a Difficult Actor
Thomas Gibson Got Suspended from 'Criminal Minds' for Kicking a Writer. WHAT?
The Real Evil of 'Stranger Things'
Holy Sh*t--'Ocean's 8' Is the Casting News We Need Today
Stare at Cate Blanchett's Face in the New Massive Attack Video
Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Are Doing the Only Thing They Can To Out-Hiddleswift Hiddleswft
Is There More to Hopper's Daughter on 'Stranger Things' Than We Know?
Sarah Jessica Parker Has Boring, Wrong Opinions about Feminism, Huzzah
The Wonder of Paul Rudd Is So Powerful That It Changed the Entire Course of 'Friends'
In Honor of Karlie Kloss's Birthday, Let's Celebrate with Taylor Swift's Finest Moment of BFFery
20 Years Ago Today, This Song Was Number One. Ay Dios Mio.
How to Cope When Donald Trump Has Made Life Actually Intolerable
Justin Bieber Inserts Himself Into Kim vs Taylor, Bless His Widdle Heart
Sleight of Tiny Hand: How Donald Trump Routinely Distracts America
Let's Check in with the Dilbert Guy
Sarah Silverman and Kate Beckinsale Have the Most Grown-Up, Adorable Friendship
Who's Your Daddy? According to Twitter, It's Tim Kaine
Ashley Judd Tells the Least Surprising, Most Vomitous Donald Trump Story
A Love Letter to the Internet
What Is Happening in this Poster?
A Glance at the Glamourous and Majestic Celebrities at the RNC and DNC
That Critic Who Called Amy Schumer Fat Is Deeply Confused by Kristen Stewart, Lesbians in General
Bill Murray: Is He the Best? Or Do We Not Want to Admit He's Kind of Awful?
John Barrowman's Cosplay Skills Won San Diego Comic-Con
Can We All Agree That Sexy #ThoughtsAndPrayers Are the Worst Kind?
Xander Harris Was Pretty Much Garbage, Right?
Guess What, Pillowpants? 'Clerks 2' Is 10 Years Old Today
What's Your Celebrity Encounter Story?
Honor Garry Marshall in the Strangest, Best Way--With Comedy Bang Bang, Gillian Jacobs and Paul F. Tompkins
Garry Marshall Is Dead at 81
Looking Back at Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson. Sigh.
FYI, Taylor Swift Apparently Can't Sue Kayne West, Our LOLs Continue Unabated
Stephanie Beatriz Joins the List of Out and Proud and Awesome Bisexual Celebrities
The Cliff's Notes Version of This Taylor Swift/Kim Kardashian/Kanye Implosion
The Best Reactions to the Trump/Pence Logo Fail
That Time Jonathan Safran Foer Left His Wife for Natalie Portman and Natalie Was Like No Thanks
PAJIBA EXCLUSIVE: Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift's Wedding Plans
Dylan Marron Is a Precious Angel and We Don't Deserve Him
What's Your Weird Sleep Talking Story?
About That Variety Article...
The Hottest People Somehow Still Eligible for the Pajiba 10
Blake Lively Calls Woody Allen Empowering as Tea Lizards Rain from On High
The Cast of 'Mystery Science Theater 3000' Reunited and It Feels So Good
Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston vs. Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani: Battle of the Totally Natural Relationships
How to Determine Which 'Hamilton' Cast Members Should Make Your Pajiba 10
Channing Tatum Speaks Out about Brock Turner, Reminds Us He's Still Pajiba 10-Eligible
Well, One Person Is Really Happy about Brexit
2006: A Truly Tragic Year for Summer Blockbusters
It's Been Well Over Two Years--Are We Still Mad about the 'How I Met Your Mother' Finale?
Individuals Considered Attractive Enough to Appear in 'Independence Day: Resurgence'
We're Getting Two Agatha Christie Biopics
The Stages of Grief for Attempting and Failing to Get #HamiltonChi Tickets
A Photographic History of Taylor Swift's Totally Candid Natural Relationships
The Most Beautiful Shots in Last Night's 'Game of Thrones'
There Is No Way to Share This Casting News Without Spoilers, So, I Guess Don't Read It
Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston's Romance Has a Dessert Form and It's Fittingly Ridiculous
'Wicked', Our 'Hamilton' Before 'Hamilton', Gets a Film Release Date
What the Hell Are They Trying to Pull With These Hiddleswift Pictures?
Jennifer Aniston Is the Dumb Tabloid Body Shaming We Need in These Troubled Times
Donald Trump Keeps Saying Things and I Don't Know What to Do, So F*ck It, Dump Angry GIFs in the Comments
Patricia Clarkson to White Male Actors: 'Shut Up and Sit in the Corner'
In Honor of Its 30th Anniversary, Let's Celebrate the Greatest 'Ferris Bueller' Fan Theory
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Live Blogging Lifetime's Lohansterbacle 'Liz & Dick'
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Let's Speculate Wildly About Whatever the F**k Donald Trump is Going On About Now
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Liveblogging the 2012 Academy Awards
An Open Letter to Chris Brown
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Liveblogging the 2012 Golden Globes
So You're a Celebrity Baby: A Pajiba Manual for Better Living
Lindsay Lohan in Talks to Play Elizabeth Taylor, and I Tase Myself in a Desperate Effort to Feel Feelings
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Celebrity Bullsh*t: 2011's Greatest Gifts of All
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A Joyous, Heartwarming Holiday Greeting from All of Us at Pajiba to Fill You With Festive Splendor
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