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Welcome to the Author Archive for Courtney Enlow


10 Things We Love about Team America on its 10th Anniversary


#GamerGate: Is Their Hashtag Really More Important than Women's Lives?


Sponge and Donkey Lips from 'Salute Your Shorts' Have Something to Say about the Matthew Klickstein Backlash


Jennifer Lawrence Responds to Nude Photo Leak


Put on a Fresh Pot of Coffee Because Twin Peaks Is Coming to Showtime


Liveblogging the '90s: She's All That


"Win the Chance to Direct the New Twilight:" Why a Female-Empowering Film Project is Massively Depressing for Women


Adam Levine Thinks Stalking Is Totally Hot


Liveblogging the '90s: Varsity Blues


"Am I a Feminist?" | Pajiba Helps Answer a Confusing Question


Joseph Gordon-Levitt Talks Feminism, Women Against Feminism and His Mom


Gabrielle Union Speaks Out Against "The Fappening," Vultures and the Victimization of Women


Love Is Dead FOREVER: Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne Split


Liveblogging the '90s: Empire Records


Ben McKenzie Goes All Ryan Atwood on a Pillar; the Pillar Wins


Reminder: Justin Theroux Was the Breakdancing DJ in Zoolander


6 Reasons You're the Worst Is the Best


What Nude Photo Scandals Tell Us about How We View Women


4Chan Douche Hacks and Posts Nudes of Jennifer Lawrence, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Brie Larson and Other Female Stars because the Internet Is the Worst Place in the World


Full House Might Get the Reboot Treatment


California Earthquake Devastates the Only Thing That Matters: Wine


Liveblogging the 2014 Emmy Awards


Jack Huston Might Be Our New Doctor Strange


The VMAs Had One Queen to Rule them All


Prince Announces Two New Albums


Questionable Pregnancies and Hideous Hatemongering: Your Day in Duggars


Phil Hartman to Receive Star on Walk of Fame--Let's Celebrate with Some of His Best Moments


Daniel Radcliffe Posits the Radical Notion that Men Aren't Entitled to Women's Vaginas, Earns All-Access Pass to Mine


Chris Pratt Takes the Ice Bucket Challenge


In Celebrity Mad Libs News, Jennifer Lawrence Is Allegedly Dating Chris Martin


Gene Simmons Tells Depressed People to Kill Themselves, Can Go F*ck Himself


Why Do We Personalize Celebrity Deaths?


Marc Maron, Kumail Nanjiani and Company Talk Robin Williams' Impact


Liveblogging the '90s: The Devil's Advocate


Liveblogging the '90s: Hackers


Who Is the Golden-Showered (Bathed?) Subject of Robert Pattinson's Blind Item?


Chris Pratt Stole Guardians Costume to Visit Sick Kids, Is Flaw-Free


How Not to Provoke a Man into Beating You: Tips for Today's Woman


New Image of Zack Synder's Batman Revealed at Comic Con


Liveblogging the '90s: I Know What You Did Last Summer


Lonely Then, Like an Alien: Britney Spears and the Public View of Mental Illness


Robert Downey, Jr. Issues Best Pregnancy Announcement Ever


Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Cobie Smulders


35 Things about Dustin Rowles and Pajiba that No One Denies


Liveblogging the '90s: A Real-Time Review of Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead


Fascinating Video Examines Martin Scorsese's Use of Silence


Liveblogging the '90s: A Real-Time Review of The Cutting Edge


Saved by the Bell Unauthorized Behind-the-Scenes Movie Coming to Lifetime


American Apparel Fires Dov Charney: Is the Day of the Creep Behind Us?


Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Spent Four Hours Photoshopping Their Wedding Pics


Double the Sarah Paulson, Double the Fun: Paulson Reveals Two-Headed 'American Horror Story: Freak Show' Character


James Franco Has Delusions of Talent Grandeur, Is a Tad Creepy, Might Be Crazy. He's the Perfect Tommy Wiseau.


Should You Ever Refer to Joey from 'Full House' as Uncle Joey?


Justin Bieber Takes Racism Game to the Next Level, Sings Song about Joining the KKK


Kanye West's Wedding Gift to Kim Kardashian Will Make You Believe in True Love


The Mountain and the Viper Kiss and Make Up


Video Surfaces of Justin a Bieber Telling REALLY Racist Jokes and Saying the N-Word


Liveblogging the '90s: Real-Time Review of 'The Craft'


Hulu in Preliminary Talks to Bring Back 'Community'


#YesAll Women, #YesAllPeople and the Dangers of Misunderstanding Feminism


Liveblogging the '90s: Real-Time Review of 'Fear'


10 Reasons RuPaul's Drag Race is the Best Show on Television


Liveblogging the '90s: Real-Time Review of 'The Crush'


Ashton Kutcher: A True Hero


Here's Everything We Know about the Solange/Jay-Z/Beyoncé Situation, the Most Important Story in the World


Justin Bieber Accused of Robbery and Even his Robbery Game Is Weak


Kirk Cameron Defends our Freedom from those Anti-Freedom Homosexuals


Beyoncé's Sister Solange Attacks Jay-Z in an Elevator in our Generation's Zapruter Film


20 Years Ago Today, This was the Number One Song in America. Never Forget What You Did.


A Mother's Day 'Thanks, Mom' Video that Gets What Moms Really Do


Ellen Page Responds to Bryan Singer Allegations


Real-Life Bernie Released into the Loving Arms of Richard Linklater


A Lengthy Feminist Response to Shailene Woodley about the Definition of Feminism


Nice Manners, Babe! A Love Letter to John Hughes and 'Sixteen Candles' in Honor of its 30th Anniversary


The Vagenda Does God's Work with Its Twitter Tabloid Headline Campaign


In Honor of Mean Girls Day, Never Forget that Time the White House Twitter Won Everything


Andrew Garfield SNL Promos Bring the Drama


Ser Pounce Won't Be Returning to 'Game of Thrones' this Season


11 Reasons Craig Middlebrooks is the Greatest Addition to Parks and Rec


Let's Speculate Wildly about the "Big Things" that Will Happen in Tonight's Parks and Rec Finale


Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis Welcome Tiny, Presumably Funny Baby Person to the World


Jon Hamm Calls Justin Bieber a Sh*thead, Warms Hearts across the Globe


There is Going to Be a Peeps Movie


The Girl Who Cried Excuses: Lindsay Lohan Talks about Miscarriage on OWN Show Finale


This Mom Is Sick of Being Pandered To


When Tracy Morgan is Concerned about Your Life Choices, You Have Some Reevaluating to Do


You Are Your Body and You're Doing it Wrong


Let's Say Farewell to a Certain Game of Thrones Character by Reliving the Good Times


Amanda Bynes's Mom Insists Her Daughter Has No Mental Illness Whatsoever, Was Under the Influence of Marijuana


Gwyneth Paltrow Invites Friends Over to Watch Films Starring Gwyneth Paltrow


What a Relief! Recapping the Real 'How I Met Your Mother' Finale


Was Lindsay Lohan Supposed to Play Maria Hill in 'The Avengers'?


People Magazine 'Consciously Uncouples' Itself from Gwyneth Paltrow's Good Graces


Because Guts Have Sh*t for Brains: How I Met Your Mother, 'The Last Forever'


100 Things We'll Miss about How I Met Your Mother


Definitive Proof that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Are Vampires


Justin Bieber Thinks He's James Dean. More Like James Oh-My-God-Why-Are-You-Always-the-World's-Worst?


Mystery Science Theater 3000 to Kind of Make Glorious Return to TV


Mindhole Blower: Shailene Woodley was Marisa Cooper's Sister on 'The OC'


What Movies Never Told You about Life with an Addict


Jimmy Fallon and Lena Dunham Talk '90s Coming of Age Masterpiece, Confuse London Twins


How I Met Your Mother, "Gary Blauman": Like the Six Feet Under Finale without the Dying Part


TGIF Reunion and #TBT Photos that Will Warm Your Heart Cockles


A Measured and Lengthy Treatise on Lindsay Lohan's Conquest List


True Detective Deleted Scene: What Happened to Laurie?


How I Met Your Mother, "Daisy" Review: The Captain and Boats Boats Boats? I Ship It


The Justin Bieber Deposition Tape is a Modern Art Masterpiece


Andrew Garfield Didn't Bail on Batkid--He Took Him to Disneyland


If You Do Not Meet the Standards of Good Christian Katy Perry, She Will Throw Your Ass Under the Bus


A Post-Mortem: How I Met Your Mother, "Vesuvius"


Liveblogging the 2014 Academy Awards


This is Racist, Right? KFC Commercial Edition


The Real Problem with the "Pedorazzi"


How I Met Your Mother "Rallies" and We Ask for Your Go-To Hangover Cure


Good F'ing Riddance: Why Celebrity "Retirement" is the Best Thing for All of Us


Lupita Nyong'o Reads Gossip, is a Flawless Human Being


Ready Your Kleenex: Liam Neeson Talks Natasha Richardson


Gwyneth Paltrow Cheating on Chris Martin? Delicious.


The Tragic Realization that You Are Too Old for Urban Outfitters


My Blandy Valentine: Endless Love (Remake and Original) Review


Valentine Sex Tips from the Mistress of Seduction, Michelle Duggar


Hey, Ladies! A Galentine's Day Quote-a-pallooza


Whoopi Goldberg Said Something Stupid about Rape on The View Again


In the Shoshi Games, We Are All Winners


The Gaslight District: The Dangerous Precedents Being Set by the Woody Allen Molestation Case


The Broken People Club: How Do We Solve a Problem Like Reality TV?


"The Games Have Always Been a Little Gay." And That's How Canada Likes It.


Woody Allen's Lawyer Responds to Dylan Farrow's Letter: Why Picking a Side Is Not the Point


How I Met Your Mother: Ted Lets Go, and the Most Interesting Tidbits from the Creators' Reddit AMA


You Will Not Be Able to Guess Who This is on the Cover of W Magazine


A Girl's Guide to Talking About the Super Bowl Today at Work!


The Good, the Bad and the Awfulsome: Why American Horror Story is the Most Wonderful Sh*tshow


Let's Be Honest: Is Madonna Just Sad at this Point?


The Finest Callbacks, Sweetest Song Stylings and Most Precious Milioti-ness of "How Your Mother Met Me"


Baptized by Rehab: When Saving Face Trumps Saving Lives


12 Reasons We're Going to Miss Troy Barnes


Justin Bieber Arrested for Being Justin Bieber


How I Met Your Mother: Some Mysteries Solved, Many Remain


Leia and Laverne Are a Couple? Huh. I'd Ship It.


A Lengthy Feminist Treatise on the Golden Globes Criticism of Gabourey Sidibe, Lena Dunham and General Body-Shaming Culture


25 Films That Are Shockingly Able to Call Themselves "Oscar Nominated"


Yeezianity is an Official Religion. Here's Why We Should All Join at Once.


The Poehler Feytex: 2014 Golden Globes Liveblog


The Great Beef Embargo: Shia LeBeouf, We're F*cking Done Professionally


This Post Contains a Photo of Alexander Skarsgård Naked on a Toilet in Antarctica


Mad Shopping, Bro: Zac Efron Skateboards Around the Grocery Store Like Cool People Do


An Open Apology to Jenny McCarthy


Shia LaBeouf Needs to Calm the F*ck Right Down


May Your Days Be Kind of Merry and Sort of Bright: Depression During the Holidays


Move Over, Kardashians. There's a New Best Christmas Card Ever.


Why Lady Gaga and Terry Richardson Should (But Won't) Halt the Release of the Video for "Do What U Want"


Every Little Thing He Does is Douchey: Shia LaBeouf Plagiarizes Dan Clowes and Yahoo Answers


Hideous Fatty Jennifer Lawrence Photoshopped to be Worthy of Human Sight


Who Run the World? Beyoncé Just Changed the Whole Motherf*cking Game


Nice Beaver: Ed Helms is the New Frank Drebin


Justin Bieber Calls Fan a 'Beached Whale', Teases Her Till She Cries, Might Not Be the Kindest Gentlest Elf in the Workshop


Chris Brown is This Generation's Martin Luther King, Jr. and Jesus, Says Man Who Urinates on Children


It's Lindsay Lohan vs. the Hilton Family--We're Gonna Party Like It's 2006


Stars Who Could Pull Off Being One-Name Wonders


Rashida Jones, Beautiful Tropical Fish, on Slut-Shaming Incident: A Pajiba Debate


"Calm Your T*ts, Fatty!" Says Microsoft's New Bra. Because Science!


Awful Fat-Shaming Facebook Mom Has More Stuff to Say. Fetch the Low-fat, Low-carb Paleo Popcorn!


How to Effectively Avoid Falling for an Internet Hoax


Livetweeting Real Life: When People Stop Being Polite and Start Being Dicks for Retweets


Chelsea Handler Rips on Britney Spears and her "Two Personalities"


Brittany Murphy's Mom Attempts to Squash Reports that Her Daughter was Murdered, Raises Eyebrows


Pajiba Grief Counseling: Reacting to the Most Tragic Television Character Death This Year


The Sexiest Men Alive Have Something to Say and it's Terrible


If Justin Bieber Gets Recruited into Scientology, I Will Be the Happiest Girl in the World


Sarah Silverman Made a Bad Career Move by Attempting to be Funny While in Possession of a Vagina


Bitches, Man: Women, Your Female Brains are Why You Aren't as Successful as Men


Have You Ever Been So Mad You Turned Racist? Examining the Celebrity Freakout


Celebs Misunderstand Feminism, Make Me Sexist as a Result


Nude Photos of Nicolas Cage May Soon Leak. Here's How to Prepare Yourself


Network Television, You in Danger, Girl: 'Ghost' to be Adapted for TV


When Reporting on Affairs and Wrecked Homes, I Can't Help But Notice Someone is Always Left Out...


God Dammit, Justin Bieber: Pop Fetus Creates Racist Graffiti


An Open Letter to Anyone Who Thinks They Can Solve the Riddles of Marriage and Parenthood by Reading an Open Letter


Charlie Sheen is an Awful Human Being, Part 6,539


Blake Lively Says Things, Frolics in a F**king Meadow


Scandal-ranking Gwyneth Paltrow's One-Woman War Against Vanity Fair


This Photo of Justin Bieber Leaving a Brothel is the Funniest Thing You'll See All Day


This New Clip of Lars von Trier's 'Nymphomaniac' is the Lars von Triersiest


Guy Fieri and His Hairdresser Brawl. We Attempt to Uncover the Possible Reasons


"I Invented Him": Director James Toback Rips Robert Downey, Jr.'s Career to Shreds


How is Kim Kardashian's Vagina Doing?


OK, Men's Rights Movement, Your Friendly Neighborhood Frigid B*tch Feminist is Listening: What the Hell Do You Want?


It's Almost Halloween. Here. Have the Poo Scared Out if You.


Do You Wear High Heels? Congratulations! You're a Brainless Self-Harmer, According to Tech CEO


Sometimes We Need to Stop Everything and Remember that 'Models, Inc.' Ended with a Character Being Sold Into Sexual Slavery


Songwriter Spends Life Savings on Plastic Surgery to Look Like Justin Bieber, Fails Miserably


"My Lineage is One of Women Shrinking." This Barnard Poet is Everything.


RIP, Damon Lindelof's Twitter


Aaron Paul Does Starbucks Drake Hands, Warms the Lattes of Our Hearts


The Darkness is Nigh. The End is Near. Ark Music Factory Strikes Again.


Meg Ryan Preps for Comeback, and Why We Need to Welcome Her Back with Open Arms


Bruce Willis Hosts SNL. Shrug.


Justin Bieber is Jacked...It's Confusing


God Dammit, Chris Brown


Justin Timberlake: Hollywood Trying to Make "Fetch" Happen


In Stark (hee) Contrast to Bieber, the Real Joffrey Just Enjoys a Good Sandwich


Sinead O'Connor Pens Heartfelt Open Letter to Sinead O'Rebellion, aka, Miley Cyrus: Perfect, or the Dreaded Slut Shame?


Mia Farrow and Family Discuss Woody Allen Devastation. Media Expectedly Misses Point.


Justin Bieber Being Carried Up the Great Wall of China is the Funniest Thing You'll See All Day


This Blind Item is Clearly About a Serial Killer


I Actually Feel Sorry for Lindsay Lohan. You May Never Hear Those Words Again.


Blake Lively Starts a New Company Devoted to All the Things She's So Good At


You Know, Xenu is a Real Dick


Thank You, Linus: 'How I Met Your Mother' Starts Strong


Celebrity Couples I Must Befriend At Once


Famke Janssen Broke Into Her Own House...or Did She?


Cher Admits She Might Not Be Flawless, Becomes Flawless in the Process


Jennifer Aniston Sure is Pregnant a Lot


The Sound of Music: Live Has a Poster and It's Coming to Eat Your Soul Through Your Nostrils


Maybe the Children Shouldn't Be Our Future: Jaden Smith Says Things


Gwyneth Paltrow Hosts the World's Whitest Party


Men Force Kisses On Women ... Fer Fun, Guys!


Your Opinions on Miley Cyrus Are Necessary to My Personal Wellbeing


Slut Shaming, Sanctimommies and Hope for the Next Generation


John Travolta's Hair: An Investigation


Woman Arrested for Stalking John Cusack, True Ramifications of His Role in Ruining Womankind Now Clear


I Understand Neither Art Nor Fashion


Backdoor Teen Mom Gives the Greatest Interview About Womanity That You Will Ever Read


Why Do We Care?: Entertainment Journalism, Celebrity Gossip and Pajiba's Place in it All


Kardashian Show Mixes it Up, Throws in a Crack Addiction Plotline


A Lengthy Feminist Treatise on Miley Cyrus's VMA Performance and Its Societal Impact


Liveblogging the 2013 VMAs


YouTube Star "Fred" Comes Out, Because This Has Been the Most Adorable Week for Coming Out


NSYNC to Reunite at VMA Awards, Pajiba Writer Cleans and Presses Her Liveblogging Capelet


An Open Letter to Lindsay Lohan and Oprah


JTT in the Wild: Because When a Unicorn is Spotted, There Must Be Celebration


Too Close for Comfort: The Movies That Hit Way Too Close To Home


Breezy Had a Seize-y and It's All Your Fault


Welcome to Your 10th Anniversary, Bitch: Celebrating "The OC"


Vile "New York Post" Critic Hates Hotness


The Fantastically Fabulous Film Females We Miss Ever So Much


Hey, Guess What, Delightfully Geeky SEO? BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH!


Everyone's Favorite Girlfriend is Returning to "How I Met Your Mother"


A Moment of Silence As Kate Middleton Angrily Crosses "Carlos Danger" Off Her Baby Name List


Amanda Bynes on Psychiatric Hold After Attempted Self-Immolation


The Night Michael Showalter Fell in Love With Me: Your Bizarre Run-ins With the Rich and Famous


Don't Make Nancy Drew Angry. You Wouldn't Like Her When She's Angry.


Lindsay Lohan, Kris Kardashian and Fake Babies: The Apocalypse Will Be Televised


Why this Kaley Cuoco/Henry Cavill Brouhaha is Really Bothering Me


Another One Bites the Dust: Leah Remini Leaves Scientology


Olivia Munn Continues to Make It Very Difficult for Us to Dislike Her


Your Pajiba 10 Wildcard Entry


Our Dreams of Marrying Captain Jack Harkness Die (But They'll Resurrect, I'm Sure)


Bad Words Vs. Bad People: The Forgiveness Double Standard


Liveblogging Lifetime's Anna Nicole


10 Things We Love Despite the Presence of Paris Hilton


It's Okay, Selma Blair. There's No Way the Money Was Worth It


Vice Magazine Sticks Its Head in the Oven of Good Taste


Melissa McCarthy Responds to Rex Reed with Class and Goodness; We Are Reminded that Rex Reed is a Total Butt Chud


Gwyneth Paltrow is Hiding Something. We're on the Case


In Which I Feel Sorry for a Kardashian


We've Come So Far with So Far to Go: Womanity's No Good, Very Bad Week


One Very Sad News Item and Several Attempts to Make You Forget It


Former Co-Stars Whose Continued BFF-ship Brings Us Joy


Patrick Stewart's First Ever Slice of Pizza is the New Start We All Need


Let's Play '90s Child Star Mad Libs with Andrew Keegan!


Justin Timberlake is the Worst


Helen Mirren Will Warm Your Heart, Add Two Lumps of Sugar and a Spot of the Milk of Your Own Happy Tears


Andrew Garfield Plays Basketball with Kids in His Spiderman Costume, Ovaries Explode Nationwide


The Emotional Rollercoaster of Life as a Fan of "The Office"


The Many Loves of Ted Mosby: Let's Pour Some Out for the Not-Your-Mothers


Shelley Long: A Celebration


Nancy Grace Shares Her Camera Space With No One. NO ONE!


An Open Letter to "How I Met Your Mother" Creators Carter Bays and Craig Thomas


Let's Have a High School Dance Party


Lindsay Lohan Blogging From Rehab Will, In Fact, Be the Best, Most "Adequite" Thing That Ever Happened to Me


So, You Want to Sell a Sex Tape


Unpopular Counterpoint: I Still Like "Community"


Gwyneth Paltrow Named the Most Beautiful Woman in the World, But Tilda Swinton is the Most Flawless


Pregnant Celebrities Don't Need Your Help


The Unanswered Questions of "Saved by the Bell": A Pajiba Palate Cleanser


So, Let's Talk About Amanda Bynes...: The Mendoza Line of Celebrity Schadenfreude


Rosaria Dawson Goes Pantsless, Just as New Hampshire Politicians Had Intended


Pod-crushes: The Crushes Brought To You By Audible.com and Listeners Like You


America's Finest Political Mind, Dionne from "Clueless," Has Opinions


A Pajiba Love with That Extra Special Ingredient


Amanda Bynes Has ... AN IMPOSTER!


Amy Poehler Has a New Boyfriend, And It's a Good One


Thanks A Lot, Paris: Brandy's Brother and Bruce Jenner's Stepdaughter Make a Sex Tape


An Open Letter to Jon Hamm's Penis


Corpse Bride: What Did the End of Last Night's "How I Met Your Mother" Mean?


F*ck Everything, Let's Talk About Rape


These People Are Not Who You Think They Are: Your Celebrity Reality Check


I Think Ian Somerholder Is About To Eat Grumpy Cat


Highlights from Justin Timberlake's Fifth SNL, aka, the Most Enjoyable Best-Of Compilation Ever


Justin Bieber Being Held Back From Attacking Photographers Is the Funniest Thing You'll See All Day


Yet Another Open Letter to Taylor Swift, aka, DAMMIT, TAYLOR, DO WE HAVE TO KEEP DOING THIS?


17 Reasons We As a Nation Need a Live Rifftrax of Twilight


The Romantic Comedies That Prove Why You're Wrong About Romantic Comedies


Liveblogging the 2013 Academy Awards


Mindy McCready and the Curse of Celebrity Rehab: Blurring the Lines Between TV and Treatment


The TV Loves That May Never Be, and Ones That Got Away: A Seriously Valentine's List


Happy Fat Tuesday, My Little Babe-raham Lincolns


The Most Disturbing Thing About the Movie Flight


The Most Amazing Celebrity Lawsuits


Chris Brown is a Lot Like Jesus


The Kardashians Finally Go Too Far


Another Open Letter to Taylor Swift


You Guys! I Love Sports Now! Ahem. I Mean, Making Up Dead Girlfriends Is Wrong


While You Were Campaining for an Oprah Interview About Your Use Of Performance Enhancing Cake


Liveblogging the 2013 Golden Globes


Twilight Actor Urinates on Airport Terminal Floor, Just Like the Movies Have Done To Our Cultural Landscape


The 15 Pop Culture Moments That Made Us Cry in 2012


Santa John Mayer Was In Your House While You Slept: A Pajiba Holiday Tale


The 5 Celebrities Who Squandered the Most Goodwill in 2012 (and the 4 Who Actually Made Us Like Them)


My Reactions to Last Night's "How I Met Your Mother" in GIF Form


The Year in Review: The Enlow Movie Awards for Best in Sh*t-Show


Let's Celebrate Dylan McDermott's Triumphant Return to "American Horror Story" with a Ben Harmon Appreciation Post


I Just Have a Lot of Feelings: The Olivia Newton-John/John Travolta Christmas...Thing.


The 12 Douchiest Movie Boyfriends


Fighting, Finding Jesus and Biting the Hand that Feeds You: This Week in Child Stardom


Live Blogging Lifetime's Lohansterbacle 'Liz & Dick'


Let's Speculate Not-So-Wildly About the Remaining Three "Most Fascinating People" on Baba Wawa's Annual List


America F**k (-ing People You're Not Married To) Yeah!: Our Favorite Political Sex Scandals


This is an Intervention: "How I Met Your Mother" Season 8


25 Reasons Why More "Boy Meets World" is a Wonderful Thing


Chris Brown Wore a Halloween Costume


The Tao of Lohan


The 6 Dickbag-iest Things About Justin Timberlake's Wedding


Let's Speculate Wildly About Whatever the F**k Donald Trump is Going On About Now


Ew.


Alright, Taylor Swift, Are We Gonna Do This Or What?


Sigh. Well, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Are On TV Now.


Oh. My. God. I Think I'm Having Palpitations: The Olivia Newton-John/John Travlota Christmas Album


I Just Wanted to Say "Hello" | The Most Heartbreaking Doctor Who Moments


I Am Woman, I Am Bored: Nikki Finke Thinks Beautiful Women Aren't Funn--zzzzzzzzzzzzz...


In Which We Attempt to Carry On Without Arnett/Poehler Red Carpet Cuteness: 2012 Emmy Liveblog


Long Story Short, Everyone's Terrible: Your A**hole Round-Up for the Day


Lindsay Lohan vs. Amanda Bynes: Two Child Stars Enter, Both Run You Over as They Leave


My Internal Struggle With This Jessica Simpson Baby Weight Mess


Kim Kardashian is Terrible, Part 2,547 (And 7 Celebrities Who Are Wonderful, In an Effort to Counterbalance Said Terrible)


The Best Videos to Lose at the MTV Video Music Awards


Because, Seriously, Movies Didn't Teach Me Sh*t: Adventures in Postpartum Depression


Their Union is Unholy: The Celebrity Couplings That Will Bring About Our Very Undoing


Because Why Have Just Thor When You Could Have More: The Avengers Assemble to Dance Their Asses Off


So, You've Incited a Hollywood Scandal


Pajiba Tackles the Issues That Matter: The Haircuts Heard 'Round the World


Here Comes Pimped Children: The Whole "Kids Are Off Limits" Thing Is Now Off the Table


There Are No Winners in this Thunderdome: The Stupidest/Greatest Hollywood Feuds


17 Particularly WTFish Moments That Did, In Fact, Happen on Your Television


The 6 Celebrity Break-Ups That Rocked Civilization to Its Core, Its Very Core I Say!


Cheating, Truth-Telling, PR and Being 22 In Public: Assessing this Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson Mess


Our Cinematic Autobiography: Blue Valentine


Liveblogging the '90s: Batman and Robin


Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 is to Film as its Posters are to Poster Art


Pictures, Paparazzi and Pleasantries: Do Celebrities Owe Us Anything?


Let's Take a Break from Celebrity Divorce to Celebrate the Most Adorable Celebrity Love


Katie Holmes, We Underestimated You


LOVE IS DEAD FOREVER | A Look Back at Tom and Katie, The Greatest Love Story of Our or Any Time


Johnny Depp Proven Imperfect, Worlds Crumble: When the Good Ones Disappoint


The Devolution Will Be Televised: The Most 9 Most Egregious Dumbing Downs on TV


Why, As I Live and Breathe, Is That Liz Taylor Herself or a Puffy, Cracked Out Clone?


Did I Ever Tell You You're My Hero?: Ranking the Tearjerkiest Tearjerker Deaths of All Time


How We Love To Watch Them Fall: What Does Our Celebrity Schadenfreude Say About Us?


Let's Speculate Wildly About the Contents of Lindsay Lohan's Pink Bag


Life's Hard When You're John Mayer: A Pajiba Pep Talk


Celebrity Apologies: The Good, The Bad and the *Facepalm*


The Most Emotionally Damaged Family Sitcom Characters


Are You Ready to Go Back to Bill Paxton's Cable-Knit Sweater Collection? | Liveblogging Titanic


Examining the Most Forgettable Face in Hollywood


We Didn't Know. We. Just. Didn't. Know. | How Movies and Television Have Left You Completely Unprepared for Pregnancy


Dial-A-Star, and the Human Tragedy of...TWENTY F*CKING DOLLARS A MINUTE? ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?


Jersey Shore Stars Are Now Parents-to-Be and Rehab-itants | At What Point Is This No Longer Entertainment?


In Honor of Community's Return, I Give You the 8 Best Shots of Annie's Boobs


Pilot Season Pity Party: The Highs and Lows of Our TV Future


The Celebrity Sex Tapes No One Asked For (But Totally Exist)


So, How Have Your '90s Tiger Beat Heartthrobs Fared Over the Years?


There is Another ... Snooki: The Jersey Shore is Spawning


You Did It Again. You Just Mosby-ed Me. | "How I Met Your Mother" February Sweeps-cap


Liveblogging the 2012 Academy Awards


An Open Letter to Chris Brown


Is It Better To Burn Out or Fade Away?: A Two-Sided View of Addiction, Death and Public Reaction


I Said Good Day, Sir: Once Great TV Shows That Lasted Far Longer Than They Should Have


"Please Don't Make a Joke Out of Me" | "Smash" Review


Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before: Hollywood, Desperation and Pathetic Grasps at Youth


Finally, the First Great Movie of the Year


What to Expect from What to Expect When You're Expecting Based On Its Posters


Justin Bieber Looking To Remake Fear. In a Related Story, I'm Looking to Punch Justin Bieber in the Chest Repeatedly


That Time Mark Wahlberg Almost Treated Terrorism Like Reese Witherspoon's Dad, and Other Stupid Things Famous People Say


Happy Birthday, Betty White! | A Celebration of Geriatric Awesome


Liveblogging the 2012 Golden Globes


So You're a Celebrity Baby: A Pajiba Manual for Better Living


Lindsay Lohan in Talks to Play Elizabeth Taylor, and I Tase Myself in a Desperate Effort to Feel Feelings


I Am Officially Sick of Your Sh*t: An Open Letter to Taylor Swift


Celebrity Bullsh*t: 2011's Greatest Gifts of All


An Uncomfortable Look Back: The Best Creepy Had to Offer in 2011


The 10 Best SNL Sketches of 2011


A Joyous, Heartwarming Holiday Greeting from All of Us at Pajiba to Fill You With Festive Splendor


TMZ Finds the Line, Crosses It, Sh*ts On It


Clint Eastwood's Family to Get Own E! Reality Show | I Don't Understand Any of Those Words


6 Television Professionals Who Are Impressively Bad at Their Jobs


"Two, three, even four new Kardashian spinoffs" | THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER


How I Met Your Mother Sweeps-cap: Jesus Fu*king Christ


2012 Grammy Nominations, and 9 Nominations That Prove the Grammys Are Not a Real Thing


Christmas is Canceled: There Will Be No Kardashian Kristmas Special. Please. Remain Calm.


In Praise of the Janets: TV Characters We Love Despite the Fact Their Shows May Not


Pajiba's Here To Help: Scamming a Celebrity into a Paternity Scandal for Fun and Profit


Happy Sunshiny News to Put Some Happy in the New Depths of Despair You Reached Last Night (Also, GIFs)


Why Do We Forgive?: A Pajiba Discussion


Happy Birthday, TMZ: You Princes of Class, You Kings of Go F*ck Yourself


There May Be a Justin Bieby: Maury Moments of the Stars


Kim Kardashian and the Other Hollywood Marriages That Hock Peanut Butter Loogies on the Idea of Your "Sacred Institution"


We Need To Talk About Courtney Stodden


Playboy: Lindsay Lohan's Last Gasp?


6 Men Who Make the Ugliest Women (and 7 Who Don't Suck At It)


The Greatest and/or Most Ridiculous Celebrity Products


Baby Bumps, Real and/or Imagined: You Guys. Seriously. Hollywood is F*cked Up.


Are You F*cking With Us or Not? Ashton and Demi's Road to the Finish


Rape and Hollywood's Gravitation Toward Clunky Similes


Let's Pour Some Out for the Stars Who Never Were


Barney & Nora & Ted & Robin: How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Thus Far, or How a Sitcom Tried to Kill Me


Why We Hate: Character vs. Actor Edition


Like Zack Attack Said, Friends Forever, Always Till The End: The Best Female Friendship Movies


Two and a Half Men Took the High Road...Then Hilariously Farted On It


The 2011 Emmy Liveblog


Hackers: The Hollywood Boogeyman


In Praise of Utter B*tchery: Madonna, We've Missed You


You Look Like a Baby Prostitute: An Open Letter to TLC


Rejecting Your Hipster Displeasure: The Best SNL Sketches of the Last Three Years


If You're Going to Be an Asshole, That's Fine, I Respect Your Choice, But Don't Do It In Front of Me: Dancing With the Stars Cast Backlash Makes Me Tired and Sad


You Deserve Better Than This, My Friend: Actors Who Should Be So Much More Than They Are


Don't Panic: A Cursory Overview of Tabloid-Speak to Get You Through This Troubled Time


What Ever Happened to Class?: In Which I Attempt to Pinpoint the Exact Moment Dignity Died


Abercrombie & Fitch vs. The Situation: A Douche Against Douche Cage Match to the Finish


The Movie Pairs We Should Have Been Rooting For All Along


The Finest Excuses in the History of Celebrity F*ck Ups


I Swear To God, Kenny Ortega, I Will Strike Your Fancy Ass Down: Dirty Dancing Gets a Remake


Tied to the '90s: 8 Random Present-Day Performers Who Got Their Start On Nickelodeon


They Will Let Literally Anyone Do This: The Kardashians Pen Their First Novel


The Ungrateful Dead and the Judgmental Living: Why Celebrity Deaths Bring Out the Worst In Us


You've Got Spunk. I Hate Spunk: The Allegedly Adorable Dream Girls of Cinema


Really?: Charlie Sheen Given Another Show...And It's a TV Version of Anger Management


I Want To Staple Things To All Their Heads: Rumors of Bridget Jones 3 Once Again Rear Their Ugly, Not-That-Fat Heads


11 Celebrity Baby Names That Have Garnered Far More Attention Than Anything Remotely Important Ever


7 Movie Soundtracks That Deserved So Much Better Than Their Films


Are We Bad People? Casey Anthony, the Reality TV Effect and Dead Kids as Hallmark Entertainment


Speaking Ill of the Famous Dead: A Pajiba Discussion


Charlie Sheen to Die in Horrific Car Accident...Cue the Laugh Track!


The Bride (not the Uma one): The Greatest Villain in the History of Film


Cabbage Patch Kids to Get Own TV Special: Because Now You're Just F*cking With Us


How Celebrity Culture has Ruined Us (and Why That's Not the End of the World)


We Need to Have a Talk About All the Naked Photos: A Pajiba Conversation About Your T*tty Shots


Liveblogging the MTV Movie Awards


An Open Letter to Blake Lively's Publicist


Being Pretty is HARD, Y'all


The Most Emotionally Scarring So-Called Children's Movies of the '80s


I Really Like Justin Timberlake. Huh.


Your Illegitimate Child & You: A Lesson in PR From Your Local Marketing Professional


And Now A Word With Lars Von Trier


Jennifer Love Hewitt to Replace Mariska Hargitay on SVU?: More "No" Than You Can Shake a Stick At


Hugh Grant was Set to Replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men: A Mad Libs of Whaaaaaa?


In Defense Of: Martha Jones


Courtney & Joanna: We're Different People


Glee Goes 3D: No.


Anatomy of a Shipper


The Quarantine Has Been Compromised. The Disease is No Longer Contained: Presenting Jersey Shore's UK Counterpart


The Deadest Eyes in Hollywood: A Seriously Random List


Lindsay Lohan's Glamorous Hollywood Life (of Being Used Solely to Generate Publicity for Sh*tty Direct-to-Video Fare)


Courteney Cox & David Arquette: Candid and Refreshing, or a Weird Marketing Trick Designed to Make Us Super Uncomfortable?


Rehashed, Remade and Generally Stolen: There Are No More Ideas To Be Had On Television


The Stars of Our Youth Who've Aged Most Impressively (As Seen at The TV Land Awards, in Descending Order)


Nicole, Your Face Is Hurting Us: A Pajiba Photo Intervention


Leave Britney Alone. Really.


The Respectability Threshold: When an Actor Becomes a Brand


Earning Forgiveness is Overrated: The Comeback Concept


Could Charlie Sheen (Literally) Win?: A Pajiba Debate


Jodie Foster's Mel Gibson Love-fest: True Friendship, or Anything To Sell a Movie?


The Surest Signs that Inside the Actors Studio Has Run Out of Real Actors: A Seriously Random List


What Do You Do?: A Pajiba Examination


An Open Letter to Gwyneth Paltrow


Hollywood Crazy: Where is the Line Between Entertainment and Tragedy?


Talent? Skill? A Kardashian Craves Not These Things


The Oscars: They Could Have Been Worse


The 2011 Academy Award Winners


Liveblogging the Oscars


Pajiba's Here to Help: Tips for Successful Oscar Presentation


Celebrities You Had No Idea Were Married/Married-ish


5 Celebrity Facts That Will Blow Your Mindhole


Bieber Fans Hack Esperanza Spalding's Wiki: I Belieb That Children Are Our Future


Harper's Bazaar Let Kim Kardashian Interview Elizabeth Taylor | I Hate So Much About the Things You Choose To Be


Melissa Leo's Oscar Campaign: Sad, or Sadly Necessary? | A Pajiba Oscar Debate


Five Actors Painfully Unworthy of Their Status | Seriously, What Are You Even Doing Here?


And Now, Let's Check In With Charlie Sheen | A Pajiba Summation


An Open Letter to Kevin Smith | It Okay. Don't Be Cry.


Ted Williams: Human Hollywood Metaphor | Opportunity Knocks Once Then the Door Slams Shut


Why We Hate: Lea Michele | A Pajiba Examination


The Corpsiest People in Hollywood | Necro-fabulous


Liveblogging the Golden Globes


The 6 Most Tragic TV Shows Masquerading as Light Comedy | Sorry Your Mom's Dead. Here, Have a Laugh Track.


Giant Breasts Do Not An Actress Make | An Argument Against Guest Stars


Ten Reasons The People's Choice Awards Don't Matter | A Seriously Random List


Nut Shrinkage and Bacne. Oh, Snooki, You Are A DELIGHT | Cannonballers, I've Got Your Next Book


They Breathe Coke and They Have Affairs With Each Passing Rock Star | 2010's Top 5 Reasons Celebrities Are Truly Better Than You


2010's 5 Most Vivid Signs of the Coming Endtimes | 2010: A Year In Which Celebrities Were Better Than You


Harvey's Girls | The Would-Be Ingenues: Where Are They Now, And What Happened Then


Merry Christmas From the Kardashians | Your Daily Dose of Elegance


Pop Star Smokes Bong Thing, Moms of the World Are Outraged | But Underage Pole Dancing's Still Cool


OK Magazine Has A Different Notion Of Tragedy Than We Do | Intimating Miscarriages Is The New Black


Ever Have That Unshakable Feeling Like Nothing Will Ever Be OK Again? Me Too | Reality TV's Highest Earners


You're So Beautiful, It Hurts To Look At You | Because Looking Makes It Hurt In My Brainplace


Jennifer Lopez is the Most Fascinating | Also, I'm Really Looking Forward to That Minority Report Movie


Happy Thanksgiving, Friends | Here's Some Bullsh*t


Our Little Miley Cyrus is a Woman Now | Fred, She's Gotten Her Boobies


Why Do You Keep Using That Word? I Don't Think It Means What You Think It Means | Bristol Palin and The Situation Shill For Abstinence


All You Ever Wanted Was Someone to Take Care of Ya. All You're Ever Losin' is a Little Mascara | An Open Letter to Jessica Simpson


There, There, Ladies. Someday, You Too Shall Find Your Joe Francis | Rapey Douchetwats and the Women Who Marry Them


The 15 Minutes Concept | You Are All Goddamn Liars


The Heirs to the Glimmering World | Child Stardom, or A Legal Way To Kill Your Children


The Greatest Trick the Devil Ever Pulled Was Convincing the World He Wasn't Charlie Sheen | Charlie Sheen: American Psycho


Part of the Problem: Confessions of a Saw-aholic


Did I Just Have a Glitter Stroke? | Justin Bieber: Never Say Never Trailer


You Were Warned | Another Jersey Shore Person Gets A Book


Because I Need These To Be Lies Like I Need Oxygen or Booze | Justin Bieber Remake Rumors


There's No Home For You Here, Girl, Go Away | Women and "The Social Network"


When "It's The Thought That Counts" Seems Like a Big Damn Lie | Those Jersey Shore People Fight Bullying


Oh, Pretty Girls, You're Too Good For This | The Asshole Phenomenon


Lady Whose Face Is Falling Off Gets Reality Show In Which Cameras Will Follow Her As Her Face Falls Off | Lara Flynn Boyle To Get Reality Show


Plath. Austen. Didion. O'Connor. Snooki. | Illiterates Writing Books For Illiterates


Know Your Enemy | Celebrity Sites Are Better Than Us


This Isn't Working, You, My Middlebrow F*ck-up | Lindsay Lohan Gives Me No Choice


Every Time Catherine Revved Up the Microwave, I'd Piss My Pants and Forget Who I Was for About Half an Hour or So | Randy and Evi Quaid are Squatters, Crazy


The PC Term is "Hymenally Challenged" | Teen Movies And You


F*cking With People: The Movie! | Uncomfortable Humor & You


An Open Letter To Par*s Hilt*n | Celebrities Are Better Than You


Sixteen Candles Review | Unbelievable. You Make Someone a Bridesmaid and They Sh*t All Over You.


Quit F**king Calling Christina Hendricks Fat | Celebrities Are Better than You


That's Your Problem. You Don't Want To Be In Love. You Want To Be In Love In A Movie. | Why It's Okay To Have High Hopes for "Going the Distance"


Ah, The Good Ole Days When Sluts Were Fancier | Celebrities Are Better than You Are


At Some Point We Must Ask Ourselves, "Is It Me?" | The Aniston Problem


Slutty Gollum Attacked By People With Sh*tty Taste In Music | Celebrities Are Better Than You


'Cause If You're Dying To Be Led, They'll Lead You Up the Hill in Chains To Their Popular Refrains | Eat, Pray, Be Superior


Baby, Come Over, I Need Entertaining. I Had a Stilted, Pretending Day | "Celebrities Are Better than You"


Just Throw Some Gay At It | CBS Fails GLAAD Test


A Gold Digger Can't Catch a Break | Celebrities Are Better Than You