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Helen Mirren Will Warm Your Heart, Add Two Lumps of Sugar and a Spot of the Milk of Your Own Happy Tears


Andrew Garfield Plays Basketball with Kids in His Spiderman Costume, Ovaries Explode Nationwide


The Emotional Rollercoaster of Life as a Fan of "The Office"


The Many Loves of Ted Mosby: Let's Pour Some Out for the Not-Your-Mothers


Shelley Long: A Celebration


Nancy Grace Shares Her Camera Space With No One. NO ONE!


An Open Letter to "How I Met Your Mother" Creators Carter Bays and Craig Thomas


Let's Have a High School Dance Party


Lindsay Lohan Blogging From Rehab Will, In Fact, Be the Best, Most "Adequite" Thing That Ever Happened to Me


So, You Want to Sell a Sex Tape


Unpopular Counterpoint: I Still Like "Community"


Gwyneth Paltrow Named the Most Beautiful Woman in the World, But Tilda Swinton is the Most Flawless


Pregnant Celebrities Don't Need Your Help


The Unanswered Questions of "Saved by the Bell": A Pajiba Palate Cleanser


So, Let's Talk About Amanda Bynes...: The Mendoza Line of Celebrity Schadenfreude


Rosaria Dawson Goes Pantsless, Just as New Hampshire Politicians Had Intended


Pod-crushes: The Crushes Brought To You By Audible.com and Listeners Like You


America's Finest Political Mind, Dionne from "Clueless," Has Opinions


A Pajiba Love with That Extra Special Ingredient


Amanda Bynes Has ... AN IMPOSTER!


Amy Poehler Has a New Boyfriend, And It's a Good One


Thanks A Lot, Paris: Brandy's Brother and Bruce Jenner's Stepdaughter Make a Sex Tape


An Open Letter to Jon Hamm's Penis


Corpse Bride: What Did the End of Last Night's "How I Met Your Mother" Mean?


F*ck Everything, Let's Talk About Rape


These People Are Not Who You Think They Are: Your Celebrity Reality Check


I Think Ian Somerholder Is About To Eat Grumpy Cat


Highlights from Justin Timberlake's Fifth SNL, aka, the Most Enjoyable Best-Of Compilation Ever


Justin Bieber Being Held Back From Attacking Photographers Is the Funniest Thing You'll See All Day


Yet Another Open Letter to Taylor Swift, aka, DAMMIT, TAYLOR, DO WE HAVE TO KEEP DOING THIS?


17 Reasons We As a Nation Need a Live Rifftrax of Twilight


The Romantic Comedies That Prove Why You're Wrong About Romantic Comedies


Liveblogging the 2013 Academy Awards


Mindy McCready and the Curse of Celebrity Rehab: Blurring the Lines Between TV and Treatment


The TV Loves That May Never Be, and Ones That Got Away: A Seriously Valentine's List


Happy Fat Tuesday, My Little Babe-raham Lincolns


The Most Disturbing Thing About the Movie Flight


The Most Amazing Celebrity Lawsuits


Chris Brown is a Lot Like Jesus


The Kardashians Finally Go Too Far


Another Open Letter to Taylor Swift


You Guys! I Love Sports Now! Ahem. I Mean, Making Up Dead Girlfriends Is Wrong


While You Were Campaining for an Oprah Interview About Your Use Of Performance Enhancing Cake


Liveblogging the 2013 Golden Globes


Twilight Actor Urinates on Airport Terminal Floor, Just Like the Movies Have Done To Our Cultural Landscape


The 15 Pop Culture Moments That Made Us Cry in 2012


Santa John Mayer Was In Your House While You Slept: A Pajiba Holiday Tale


The 5 Celebrities Who Squandered the Most Goodwill in 2012 (and the 4 Who Actually Made Us Like Them)


My Reactions to Last Night's "How I Met Your Mother" in GIF Form


The Year in Review: The Enlow Movie Awards for Best in Sh*t-Show


Let's Celebrate Dylan McDermott's Triumphant Return to "American Horror Story" with a Ben Harmon Appreciation Post


I Just Have a Lot of Feelings: The Olivia Newton-John/John Travolta Christmas...Thing.


The 12 Douchiest Movie Boyfriends


Fighting, Finding Jesus and Biting the Hand that Feeds You: This Week in Child Stardom


Live Blogging Lifetime's Lohansterbacle 'Liz & Dick'


Let's Speculate Not-So-Wildly About the Remaining Three "Most Fascinating People" on Baba Wawa's Annual List


America F**k (-ing People You're Not Married To) Yeah!: Our Favorite Political Sex Scandals


This is an Intervention: "How I Met Your Mother" Season 8


25 Reasons Why More "Boy Meets World" is a Wonderful Thing


Chris Brown Wore a Halloween Costume


The Tao of Lohan


The 6 Dickbag-iest Things About Justin Timberlake's Wedding


Let's Speculate Wildly About Whatever the F**k Donald Trump is Going On About Now


Ew.


Alright, Taylor Swift, Are We Gonna Do This Or What?


Sigh. Well, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Are On TV Now.


Oh. My. God. I Think I'm Having Palpitations: The Olivia Newton-John/John Travlota Christmas Album


I Just Wanted to Say "Hello" | The Most Heartbreaking Doctor Who Moments


I Am Woman, I Am Bored: Nikki Finke Thinks Beautiful Women Aren't Funn--zzzzzzzzzzzzz...


In Which We Attempt to Carry On Without Arnett/Poehler Red Carpet Cuteness: 2012 Emmy Liveblog


Long Story Short, Everyone's Terrible: Your A**hole Round-Up for the Day


Lindsay Lohan vs. Amanda Bynes: Two Child Stars Enter, Both Run You Over as They Leave


My Internal Struggle With This Jessica Simpson Baby Weight Mess


Kim Kardashian is Terrible, Part 2,547 (And 7 Celebrities Who Are Wonderful, In an Effort to Counterbalance Said Terrible)


The Best Videos to Lose at the MTV Video Music Awards


Because, Seriously, Movies Didn't Teach Me Sh*t: Adventures in Postpartum Depression


Their Union is Unholy: The Celebrity Couplings That Will Bring About Our Very Undoing


Because Why Have Just Thor When You Could Have More: The Avengers Assemble to Dance Their Asses Off


So, You've Incited a Hollywood Scandal


Pajiba Tackles the Issues That Matter: The Haircuts Heard 'Round the World


Here Comes Pimped Children: The Whole "Kids Are Off Limits" Thing Is Now Off the Table


There Are No Winners in this Thunderdome: The Stupidest/Greatest Hollywood Feuds


17 Particularly WTFish Moments That Did, In Fact, Happen on Your Television


The 6 Celebrity Break-Ups That Rocked Civilization to Its Core, Its Very Core I Say!


Cheating, Truth-Telling, PR and Being 22 In Public: Assessing this Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson Mess


Our Cinematic Autobiography: Blue Valentine


Liveblogging the '90s: Batman and Robin


Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 is to Film as its Posters are to Poster Art


Pictures, Paparazzi and Pleasantries: Do Celebrities Owe Us Anything?


Let's Take a Break from Celebrity Divorce to Celebrate the Most Adorable Celebrity Love


Katie Holmes, We Underestimated You


LOVE IS DEAD FOREVER | A Look Back at Tom and Katie, The Greatest Love Story of Our or Any Time


Johnny Depp Proven Imperfect, Worlds Crumble: When the Good Ones Disappoint


The Devolution Will Be Televised: The Most 9 Most Egregious Dumbing Downs on TV


Why, As I Live and Breathe, Is That Liz Taylor Herself or a Puffy, Cracked Out Clone?


Did I Ever Tell You You're My Hero?: Ranking the Tearjerkiest Tearjerker Deaths of All Time


How We Love To Watch Them Fall: What Does Our Celebrity Schadenfreude Say About Us?


Let's Speculate Wildly About the Contents of Lindsay Lohan's Pink Bag


Life's Hard When You're John Mayer: A Pajiba Pep Talk


Celebrity Apologies: The Good, The Bad and the *Facepalm*


The Most Emotionally Damaged Family Sitcom Characters


Are You Ready to Go Back to Bill Paxton's Cable-Knit Sweater Collection? | Liveblogging Titanic


Examining the Most Forgettable Face in Hollywood


We Didn't Know. We. Just. Didn't. Know. | How Movies and Television Have Left You Completely Unprepared for Pregnancy


Dial-A-Star, and the Human Tragedy of...TWENTY F*CKING DOLLARS A MINUTE? ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?


Jersey Shore Stars Are Now Parents-to-Be and Rehab-itants | At What Point Is This No Longer Entertainment?


In Honor of Community's Return, I Give You the 8 Best Shots of Annie's Boobs


Pilot Season Pity Party: The Highs and Lows of Our TV Future


The Celebrity Sex Tapes No One Asked For (But Totally Exist)


So, How Have Your '90s Tiger Beat Heartthrobs Fared Over the Years?


There is Another ... Snooki: The Jersey Shore is Spawning


You Did It Again. You Just Mosby-ed Me. | "How I Met Your Mother" February Sweeps-cap


Liveblogging the 2012 Academy Awards


Movies That Are Shockingly Able to Call Themselves "Oscar Nominated"


An Open Letter to Chris Brown


Is It Better To Burn Out or Fade Away?: A Two-Sided View of Addiction, Death and Public Reaction


I Said Good Day, Sir: Once Great TV Shows That Lasted Far Longer Than They Should Have


"Please Don't Make a Joke Out of Me" | "Smash" Review


Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before: Hollywood, Desperation and Pathetic Grasps at Youth


Finally, the First Great Movie of the Year


What to Expect from What to Expect When You're Expecting Based On Its Posters


Justin Bieber Looking To Remake Fear. In a Related Story, I'm Looking to Punch Justin Bieber in the Chest Repeatedly


That Time Mark Wahlberg Almost Treated Terrorism Like Reese Witherspoon's Dad, and Other Stupid Things Famous People Say


Happy Birthday, Betty White! | A Celebration of Geriatric Awesome


Liveblogging the 2012 Golden Globes


So You're a Celebrity Baby: A Pajiba Manual for Better Living


Lindsay Lohan in Talks to Play Elizabeth Taylor, and I Tase Myself in a Desperate Effort to Feel Feelings


I Am Officially Sick of Your Sh*t: An Open Letter to Taylor Swift


Celebrity Bullsh*t: 2011's Greatest Gifts of All


An Uncomfortable Look Back: The Best Creepy Had to Offer in 2011


The 10 Best SNL Sketches of 2011


A Joyous, Heartwarming Holiday Greeting from All of Us at Pajiba to Fill You With Festive Splendor


TMZ Finds the Line, Crosses It, Sh*ts On It


Clint Eastwood's Family to Get Own E! Reality Show | I Don't Understand Any of Those Words


6 Television Professionals Who Are Impressively Bad at Their Jobs


"Two, three, even four new Kardashian spinoffs" | THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER


How I Met Your Mother Sweeps-cap: Jesus Fu*king Christ


2012 Grammy Nominations, and 9 Nominations That Prove the Grammys Are Not a Real Thing


Christmas is Canceled: There Will Be No Kardashian Kristmas Special. Please. Remain Calm.


In Praise of the Janets: TV Characters We Love Despite the Fact Their Shows May Not


Pajiba's Here To Help: Scamming a Celebrity into a Paternity Scandal for Fun and Profit


Happy Sunshiny News to Put Some Happy in the New Depths of Despair You Reached Last Night (Also, GIFs)


Why Do We Forgive?: A Pajiba Discussion


Happy Birthday, TMZ: You Princes of Class, You Kings of Go F*ck Yourself


There May Be a Justin Bieby: Maury Moments of the Stars


Kim Kardashian and the Other Hollywood Marriages That Hock Peanut Butter Loogies on the Idea of Your "Sacred Institution"


We Need To Talk About Courtney Stodden


Playboy: Lindsay Lohan's Last Gasp?


6 Men Who Make the Ugliest Women (and 7 Who Don't Suck At It)


The Greatest and/or Most Ridiculous Celebrity Products


Baby Bumps, Real and/or Imagined: You Guys. Seriously. Hollywood is F*cked Up.


Are You F*cking With Us or Not? Ashton and Demi's Road to the Finish


Rape and Hollywood's Gravitation Toward Clunky Similes


Let's Pour Some Out for the Stars Who Never Were


Barney & Nora & Ted & Robin: How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Thus Far, or How a Sitcom Tried to Kill Me


Why We Hate: Character vs. Actor Edition


Like Zack Attack Said, Friends Forever, Always Till The End: The Best Female Friendship Movies


Two and a Half Men Took the High Road...Then Hilariously Farted On It


The 2011 Emmy Liveblog


Hackers: The Hollywood Boogeyman


In Praise of Utter B*tchery: Madonna, We've Missed You


You Look Like a Baby Prostitute: An Open Letter to TLC


Rejecting Your Hipster Displeasure: The Best SNL Sketches of the Last Three Years


If You're Going to Be an Asshole, That's Fine, I Respect Your Choice, But Don't Do It In Front of Me: Dancing With the Stars Cast Backlash Makes Me Tired and Sad


You Deserve Better Than This, My Friend: Actors Who Should Be So Much More Than They Are


Don't Panic: A Cursory Overview of Tabloid-Speak to Get You Through This Troubled Time


What Ever Happened to Class?: In Which I Attempt to Pinpoint the Exact Moment Dignity Died


Abercrombie & Fitch vs. The Situation: A Douche Against Douche Cage Match to the Finish


The Movie Pairs We Should Have Been Rooting For All Along


The Finest Excuses in the History of Celebrity F*ck Ups


I Swear To God, Kenny Ortega, I Will Strike Your Fancy Ass Down: Dirty Dancing Gets a Remake


Tied to the '90s: 8 Random Present-Day Performers Who Got Their Start On Nickelodeon


They Will Let Literally Anyone Do This: The Kardashians Pen Their First Novel


The Ungrateful Dead and the Judgmental Living: Why Celebrity Deaths Bring Out the Worst In Us


You've Got Spunk. I Hate Spunk: The Allegedly Adorable Dream Girls of Cinema


Really?: Charlie Sheen Given Another Show...And It's a TV Version of Anger Management


I Want To Staple Things To All Their Heads: Rumors of Bridget Jones 3 Once Again Rear Their Ugly, Not-That-Fat Heads


11 Celebrity Baby Names That Have Garnered Far More Attention Than Anything Remotely Important Ever


7 Movie Soundtracks That Deserved So Much Better Than Their Films


Are We Bad People? Casey Anthony, the Reality TV Effect and Dead Kids as Hallmark Entertainment


Speaking Ill of the Famous Dead: A Pajiba Discussion


Charlie Sheen to Die in Horrific Car Accident...Cue the Laugh Track!


The Bride (not the Uma one): The Greatest Villain in the History of Film


Cabbage Patch Kids to Get Own TV Special: Because Now You're Just F*cking With Us


How Celebrity Culture has Ruined Us (and Why That's Not the End of the World)


We Need to Have a Talk About All the Naked Photos: A Pajiba Conversation About Your T*tty Shots


Liveblogging the MTV Movie Awards


An Open Letter to Blake Lively's Publicist


Being Pretty is HARD, Y'all


The Most Emotionally Scarring So-Called Children's Movies of the '80s


I Really Like Justin Timberlake. Huh.


Your Illegitimate Child & You: A Lesson in PR From Your Local Marketing Professional


And Now A Word With Lars Von Trier


Jennifer Love Hewitt to Replace Mariska Hargitay on SVU?: More "No" Than You Can Shake a Stick At


Hugh Grant was Set to Replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men: A Mad Libs of Whaaaaaa?


In Defense Of: Martha Jones


Courtney & Joanna: We're Different People


Glee Goes 3D: No.


Anatomy of a Shipper


The Quarantine Has Been Compromised. The Disease is No Longer Contained: Presenting Jersey Shore's UK Counterpart


The Deadest Eyes in Hollywood: A Seriously Random List


Lindsay Lohan's Glamorous Hollywood Life (of Being Used Solely to Generate Publicity for Sh*tty Direct-to-Video Fare)


Courteney Cox & David Arquette: Candid and Refreshing, or a Weird Marketing Trick Designed to Make Us Super Uncomfortable?


Rehashed, Remade and Generally Stolen: There Are No More Ideas To Be Had On Television


The Stars of Our Youth Who've Aged Most Impressively (As Seen at The TV Land Awards, in Descending Order)


Nicole, Your Face Is Hurting Us: A Pajiba Photo Intervention


Leave Britney Alone. Really.


The Respectability Threshold: When an Actor Becomes a Brand


Stars Who Could Pull Off Being One-Name Wonders


Earning Forgiveness is Overrated: The Comeback Concept


Could Charlie Sheen (Literally) Win?: A Pajiba Debate


Jodie Foster's Mel Gibson Love-fest: True Friendship, or Anything To Sell a Movie?


The Surest Signs that Inside the Actors Studio Has Run Out of Real Actors: A Seriously Random List


What Do You Do?: A Pajiba Examination


An Open Letter to Gwyneth Paltrow


Hollywood Crazy: Where is the Line Between Entertainment and Tragedy?


Talent? Skill? A Kardashian Craves Not These Things


The Oscars: They Could Have Been Worse


The 2011 Academy Award Winners


Liveblogging the Oscars


Pajiba's Here to Help: Tips for Successful Oscar Presentation


Celebrities You Had No Idea Were Married/Married-ish


5 Celebrity Facts That Will Blow Your Mindhole


Bieber Fans Hack Esperanza Spalding's Wiki: I Belieb That Children Are Our Future


Harper's Bazaar Let Kim Kardashian Interview Elizabeth Taylor | I Hate So Much About the Things You Choose To Be


Melissa Leo's Oscar Campaign: Sad, or Sadly Necessary? | A Pajiba Oscar Debate


Five Actors Painfully Unworthy of Their Status | Seriously, What Are You Even Doing Here?


And Now, Let's Check In With Charlie Sheen | A Pajiba Summation


An Open Letter to Kevin Smith | It Okay. Don't Be Cry.


Ted Williams: Human Hollywood Metaphor | Opportunity Knocks Once Then the Door Slams Shut


Why We Hate: Lea Michele | A Pajiba Examination


The Corpsiest People in Hollywood | Necro-fabulous


Liveblogging the Golden Globes


The 6 Most Tragic TV Shows Masquerading as Light Comedy | Sorry Your Mom's Dead. Here, Have a Laugh Track.


Giant Breasts Do Not An Actress Make | An Argument Against Guest Stars


Ten Reasons The People's Choice Awards Don't Matter | A Seriously Random List


Nut Shrinkage and Bacne. Oh, Snooki, You Are A DELIGHT | Cannonballers, I've Got Your Next Book


They Breathe Coke and They Have Affairs With Each Passing Rock Star | 2010's Top 5 Reasons Celebrities Are Truly Better Than You


2010's 5 Most Vivid Signs of the Coming Endtimes | 2010: A Year In Which Celebrities Were Better Than You


Harvey's Girls | The Would-Be Ingenues: Where Are They Now, And What Happened Then


Merry Christmas From the Kardashians | Your Daily Dose of Elegance


Pop Star Smokes Bong Thing, Moms of the World Are Outraged | But Underage Pole Dancing's Still Cool


OK Magazine Has A Different Notion Of Tragedy Than We Do | Intimating Miscarriages Is The New Black


Ever Have That Unshakable Feeling Like Nothing Will Ever Be OK Again? Me Too | Reality TV's Highest Earners


You're So Beautiful, It Hurts To Look At You | Because Looking Makes It Hurt In My Brainplace


Jennifer Lopez is the Most Fascinating | Also, I'm Really Looking Forward to That Minority Report Movie


Happy Thanksgiving, Friends | Here's Some Bullsh*t


Our Little Miley Cyrus is a Woman Now | Fred, She's Gotten Her Boobies


Why Do You Keep Using That Word? I Don't Think It Means What You Think It Means | Bristol Palin and The Situation Shill For Abstinence


All You Ever Wanted Was Someone to Take Care of Ya. All You're Ever Losin' is a Little Mascara | An Open Letter to Jessica Simpson


There, There, Ladies. Someday, You Too Shall Find Your Joe Francis | Rapey Douchetwats and the Women Who Marry Them


The 15 Minutes Concept | You Are All Goddamn Liars


The Heirs to the Glimmering World | Child Stardom, or A Legal Way To Kill Your Children


The Greatest Trick the Devil Ever Pulled Was Convincing the World He Wasn't Charlie Sheen | Charlie Sheen: American Psycho


Part of the Problem: Confessions of a Saw-aholic


Did I Just Have a Glitter Stroke? | Justin Bieber: Never Say Never Trailer


You Were Warned | Another Jersey Shore Person Gets A Book


Because I Need These To Be Lies Like I Need Oxygen or Booze | Justin Bieber Remake Rumors


There's No Home For You Here, Girl, Go Away | Women and "The Social Network"


When "It's The Thought That Counts" Seems Like a Big Damn Lie | Those Jersey Shore People Fight Bullying


Oh, Pretty Girls, You're Too Good For This | The Asshole Phenomenon


Lady Whose Face Is Falling Off Gets Reality Show In Which Cameras Will Follow Her As Her Face Falls Off | Lara Flynn Boyle To Get Reality Show


Plath. Austen. Didion. O'Connor. Snooki. | Illiterates Writing Books For Illiterates


Know Your Enemy | Celebrity Sites Are Better Than Us


This Isn't Working, You, My Middlebrow F*ck-up | Lindsay Lohan Gives Me No Choice


Every Time Catherine Revved Up the Microwave, I'd Piss My Pants and Forget Who I Was for About Half an Hour or So | Randy and Evi Quaid are Squatters, Crazy


The PC Term is "Hymenally Challenged" | Teen Movies And You


F*cking With People: The Movie! | Uncomfortable Humor & You


An Open Letter To Par*s Hilt*n | Celebrities Are Better Than You


Sixteen Candles Review | Unbelievable. You Make Someone a Bridesmaid and They Sh*t All Over You.


Quit F**king Calling Christina Hendricks Fat | Celebrities Are Better than You


That's Your Problem. You Don't Want To Be In Love. You Want To Be In Love In A Movie. | Why It's Okay To Have High Hopes for "Going the Distance"


Ah, The Good Ole Days When Sluts Were Fancier | Celebrities Are Better than You Are


At Some Point We Must Ask Ourselves, "Is It Me?" | The Aniston Problem


Slutty Gollum Attacked By People With Sh*tty Taste In Music | Celebrities Are Better Than You


'Cause If You're Dying To Be Led, They'll Lead You Up the Hill in Chains To Their Popular Refrains | Eat, Pray, Be Superior


Baby, Come Over, I Need Entertaining. I Had a Stilted, Pretending Day | "Celebrities Are Better than You"


Just Throw Some Gay At It | CBS Fails GLAAD Test


A Gold Digger Can't Catch a Break | Celebrities Are Better Than You