Welcome to the Author Archive for Courtney Enlow
Helen Mirren Will Warm Your Heart, Add Two Lumps of Sugar and a Spot of the Milk of Your Own Happy Tears
Andrew Garfield Plays Basketball with Kids in His Spiderman Costume, Ovaries Explode Nationwide
The Emotional Rollercoaster of Life as a Fan of "The Office"
The Many Loves of Ted Mosby: Let's Pour Some Out for the Not-Your-Mothers
Shelley Long: A Celebration
Nancy Grace Shares Her Camera Space With No One. NO ONE!
An Open Letter to "How I Met Your Mother" Creators Carter Bays and Craig Thomas
Let's Have a High School Dance Party
Lindsay Lohan Blogging From Rehab Will, In Fact, Be the Best, Most "Adequite" Thing That Ever Happened to Me
So, You Want to Sell a Sex Tape
Unpopular Counterpoint: I Still Like "Community"
Gwyneth Paltrow Named the Most Beautiful Woman in the World, But Tilda Swinton is the Most Flawless
Pregnant Celebrities Don't Need Your Help
The Unanswered Questions of "Saved by the Bell": A Pajiba Palate Cleanser
So, Let's Talk About Amanda Bynes...: The Mendoza Line of Celebrity Schadenfreude
Rosaria Dawson Goes Pantsless, Just as New Hampshire Politicians Had Intended
Pod-crushes: The Crushes Brought To You By Audible.com and Listeners Like You
America's Finest Political Mind, Dionne from "Clueless," Has Opinions
A Pajiba Love with That Extra Special Ingredient
Amanda Bynes Has ... AN IMPOSTER!
Amy Poehler Has a New Boyfriend, And It's a Good One
Thanks A Lot, Paris: Brandy's Brother and Bruce Jenner's Stepdaughter Make a Sex Tape
An Open Letter to Jon Hamm's Penis
Corpse Bride: What Did the End of Last Night's "How I Met Your Mother" Mean?
F*ck Everything, Let's Talk About Rape
These People Are Not Who You Think They Are: Your Celebrity Reality Check
I Think Ian Somerholder Is About To Eat Grumpy Cat
Highlights from Justin Timberlake's Fifth SNL, aka, the Most Enjoyable Best-Of Compilation Ever
Justin Bieber Being Held Back From Attacking Photographers Is the Funniest Thing You'll See All Day
Yet Another Open Letter to Taylor Swift, aka, DAMMIT, TAYLOR, DO WE HAVE TO KEEP DOING THIS?
17 Reasons We As a Nation Need a Live Rifftrax of Twilight
The Romantic Comedies That Prove Why You're Wrong About Romantic Comedies
Liveblogging the 2013 Academy Awards
Mindy McCready and the Curse of Celebrity Rehab: Blurring the Lines Between TV and Treatment
The TV Loves That May Never Be, and Ones That Got Away: A Seriously Valentine's List
Happy Fat Tuesday, My Little Babe-raham Lincolns
The Most Disturbing Thing About the Movie Flight
The Most Amazing Celebrity Lawsuits
Chris Brown is a Lot Like Jesus
The Kardashians Finally Go Too Far
Another Open Letter to Taylor Swift
You Guys! I Love Sports Now! Ahem. I Mean, Making Up Dead Girlfriends Is Wrong
While You Were Campaining for an Oprah Interview About Your Use Of Performance Enhancing Cake
Liveblogging the 2013 Golden Globes
Twilight Actor Urinates on Airport Terminal Floor, Just Like the Movies Have Done To Our Cultural Landscape
The 15 Pop Culture Moments That Made Us Cry in 2012
Santa John Mayer Was In Your House While You Slept: A Pajiba Holiday Tale
The 5 Celebrities Who Squandered the Most Goodwill in 2012 (and the 4 Who Actually Made Us Like Them)
My Reactions to Last Night's "How I Met Your Mother" in GIF Form
The Year in Review: The Enlow Movie Awards for Best in Sh*t-Show
Let's Celebrate Dylan McDermott's Triumphant Return to "American Horror Story" with a Ben Harmon Appreciation Post
I Just Have a Lot of Feelings: The Olivia Newton-John/John Travolta Christmas...Thing.
The 12 Douchiest Movie Boyfriends
Fighting, Finding Jesus and Biting the Hand that Feeds You: This Week in Child Stardom
Live Blogging Lifetime's Lohansterbacle 'Liz & Dick'
Let's Speculate Not-So-Wildly About the Remaining Three "Most Fascinating People" on Baba Wawa's Annual List
America F**k (-ing People You're Not Married To) Yeah!: Our Favorite Political Sex Scandals
This is an Intervention: "How I Met Your Mother" Season 8
25 Reasons Why More "Boy Meets World" is a Wonderful Thing
Chris Brown Wore a Halloween Costume
The Tao of Lohan
The 6 Dickbag-iest Things About Justin Timberlake's Wedding
Let's Speculate Wildly About Whatever the F**k Donald Trump is Going On About Now
Alright, Taylor Swift, Are We Gonna Do This Or What?
Sigh. Well, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Are On TV Now.
Oh. My. God. I Think I'm Having Palpitations: The Olivia Newton-John/John Travlota Christmas Album
I Just Wanted to Say "Hello" | The Most Heartbreaking Doctor Who Moments
I Am Woman, I Am Bored: Nikki Finke Thinks Beautiful Women Aren't Funn--zzzzzzzzzzzzz...
In Which We Attempt to Carry On Without Arnett/Poehler Red Carpet Cuteness: 2012 Emmy Liveblog
Long Story Short, Everyone's Terrible: Your A**hole Round-Up for the Day
Lindsay Lohan vs. Amanda Bynes: Two Child Stars Enter, Both Run You Over as They Leave
My Internal Struggle With This Jessica Simpson Baby Weight Mess
Kim Kardashian is Terrible, Part 2,547 (And 7 Celebrities Who Are Wonderful, In an Effort to Counterbalance Said Terrible)
The Best Videos to Lose at the MTV Video Music Awards
Because, Seriously, Movies Didn't Teach Me Sh*t: Adventures in Postpartum Depression
Their Union is Unholy: The Celebrity Couplings That Will Bring About Our Very Undoing
Because Why Have Just Thor When You Could Have More: The Avengers Assemble to Dance Their Asses Off
So, You've Incited a Hollywood Scandal
Pajiba Tackles the Issues That Matter: The Haircuts Heard 'Round the World
Here Comes Pimped Children: The Whole "Kids Are Off Limits" Thing Is Now Off the Table
There Are No Winners in this Thunderdome: The Stupidest/Greatest Hollywood Feuds
17 Particularly WTFish Moments That Did, In Fact, Happen on Your Television
The 6 Celebrity Break-Ups That Rocked Civilization to Its Core, Its Very Core I Say!
Cheating, Truth-Telling, PR and Being 22 In Public: Assessing this Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson Mess
Our Cinematic Autobiography: Blue Valentine
Liveblogging the '90s: Batman and Robin
Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 is to Film as its Posters are to Poster Art
Pictures, Paparazzi and Pleasantries: Do Celebrities Owe Us Anything?
Let's Take a Break from Celebrity Divorce to Celebrate the Most Adorable Celebrity Love
Katie Holmes, We Underestimated You
LOVE IS DEAD FOREVER | A Look Back at Tom and Katie, The Greatest Love Story of Our or Any Time
Johnny Depp Proven Imperfect, Worlds Crumble: When the Good Ones Disappoint
The Devolution Will Be Televised: The Most 9 Most Egregious Dumbing Downs on TV
Why, As I Live and Breathe, Is That Liz Taylor Herself or a Puffy, Cracked Out Clone?
Did I Ever Tell You You're My Hero?: Ranking the Tearjerkiest Tearjerker Deaths of All Time
How We Love To Watch Them Fall: What Does Our Celebrity Schadenfreude Say About Us?
Let's Speculate Wildly About the Contents of Lindsay Lohan's Pink Bag
Life's Hard When You're John Mayer: A Pajiba Pep Talk
Celebrity Apologies: The Good, The Bad and the *Facepalm*
The Most Emotionally Damaged Family Sitcom Characters
Are You Ready to Go Back to Bill Paxton's Cable-Knit Sweater Collection? | Liveblogging Titanic
Examining the Most Forgettable Face in Hollywood
We Didn't Know. We. Just. Didn't. Know. | How Movies and Television Have Left You Completely Unprepared for Pregnancy
Dial-A-Star, and the Human Tragedy of...TWENTY F*CKING DOLLARS A MINUTE? ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?
Jersey Shore Stars Are Now Parents-to-Be and Rehab-itants | At What Point Is This No Longer Entertainment?
In Honor of Community's Return, I Give You the 8 Best Shots of Annie's Boobs
Pilot Season Pity Party: The Highs and Lows of Our TV Future
The Celebrity Sex Tapes No One Asked For (But Totally Exist)
So, How Have Your '90s Tiger Beat Heartthrobs Fared Over the Years?
There is Another ... Snooki: The Jersey Shore is Spawning
You Did It Again. You Just Mosby-ed Me. | "How I Met Your Mother" February Sweeps-cap
Liveblogging the 2012 Academy Awards
Movies That Are Shockingly Able to Call Themselves "Oscar Nominated"
An Open Letter to Chris Brown
Is It Better To Burn Out or Fade Away?: A Two-Sided View of Addiction, Death and Public Reaction
I Said Good Day, Sir: Once Great TV Shows That Lasted Far Longer Than They Should Have
"Please Don't Make a Joke Out of Me" | "Smash" Review
Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before: Hollywood, Desperation and Pathetic Grasps at Youth
Finally, the First Great Movie of the Year
What to Expect from What to Expect When You're Expecting Based On Its Posters
Justin Bieber Looking To Remake Fear. In a Related Story, I'm Looking to Punch Justin Bieber in the Chest Repeatedly
That Time Mark Wahlberg Almost Treated Terrorism Like Reese Witherspoon's Dad, and Other Stupid Things Famous People Say
Happy Birthday, Betty White! | A Celebration of Geriatric Awesome
Liveblogging the 2012 Golden Globes
So You're a Celebrity Baby: A Pajiba Manual for Better Living
Lindsay Lohan in Talks to Play Elizabeth Taylor, and I Tase Myself in a Desperate Effort to Feel Feelings
I Am Officially Sick of Your Sh*t: An Open Letter to Taylor Swift
Celebrity Bullsh*t: 2011's Greatest Gifts of All
An Uncomfortable Look Back: The Best Creepy Had to Offer in 2011
The 10 Best SNL Sketches of 2011
A Joyous, Heartwarming Holiday Greeting from All of Us at Pajiba to Fill You With Festive Splendor
TMZ Finds the Line, Crosses It, Sh*ts On It
Clint Eastwood's Family to Get Own E! Reality Show | I Don't Understand Any of Those Words
6 Television Professionals Who Are Impressively Bad at Their Jobs
"Two, three, even four new Kardashian spinoffs" | THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER
How I Met Your Mother Sweeps-cap: Jesus Fu*king Christ
2012 Grammy Nominations, and 9 Nominations That Prove the Grammys Are Not a Real Thing
Christmas is Canceled: There Will Be No Kardashian Kristmas Special. Please. Remain Calm.
In Praise of the Janets: TV Characters We Love Despite the Fact Their Shows May Not
Pajiba's Here To Help: Scamming a Celebrity into a Paternity Scandal for Fun and Profit
Happy Sunshiny News to Put Some Happy in the New Depths of Despair You Reached Last Night (Also, GIFs)
Why Do We Forgive?: A Pajiba Discussion
Happy Birthday, TMZ: You Princes of Class, You Kings of Go F*ck Yourself
There May Be a Justin Bieby: Maury Moments of the Stars
Kim Kardashian and the Other Hollywood Marriages That Hock Peanut Butter Loogies on the Idea of Your "Sacred Institution"
We Need To Talk About Courtney Stodden
Playboy: Lindsay Lohan's Last Gasp?
6 Men Who Make the Ugliest Women (and 7 Who Don't Suck At It)
The Greatest and/or Most Ridiculous Celebrity Products
Baby Bumps, Real and/or Imagined: You Guys. Seriously. Hollywood is F*cked Up.
Are You F*cking With Us or Not? Ashton and Demi's Road to the Finish
Rape and Hollywood's Gravitation Toward Clunky Similes
Let's Pour Some Out for the Stars Who Never Were
Barney & Nora & Ted & Robin: How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Thus Far, or How a Sitcom Tried to Kill Me
Why We Hate: Character vs. Actor Edition
Like Zack Attack Said, Friends Forever, Always Till The End: The Best Female Friendship Movies
Two and a Half Men Took the High Road...Then Hilariously Farted On It
The 2011 Emmy Liveblog
Hackers: The Hollywood Boogeyman
In Praise of Utter B*tchery: Madonna, We've Missed You
You Look Like a Baby Prostitute: An Open Letter to TLC
Rejecting Your Hipster Displeasure: The Best SNL Sketches of the Last Three Years
If You're Going to Be an Asshole, That's Fine, I Respect Your Choice, But Don't Do It In Front of Me: Dancing With the Stars Cast Backlash Makes Me Tired and Sad
You Deserve Better Than This, My Friend: Actors Who Should Be So Much More Than They Are
Don't Panic: A Cursory Overview of Tabloid-Speak to Get You Through This Troubled Time
What Ever Happened to Class?: In Which I Attempt to Pinpoint the Exact Moment Dignity Died
Abercrombie & Fitch vs. The Situation: A Douche Against Douche Cage Match to the Finish
The Movie Pairs We Should Have Been Rooting For All Along
The Finest Excuses in the History of Celebrity F*ck Ups
I Swear To God, Kenny Ortega, I Will Strike Your Fancy Ass Down: Dirty Dancing Gets a Remake
Tied to the '90s: 8 Random Present-Day Performers Who Got Their Start On Nickelodeon
They Will Let Literally Anyone Do This: The Kardashians Pen Their First Novel
The Ungrateful Dead and the Judgmental Living: Why Celebrity Deaths Bring Out the Worst In Us
You've Got Spunk. I Hate Spunk: The Allegedly Adorable Dream Girls of Cinema
Really?: Charlie Sheen Given Another Show...And It's a TV Version of Anger Management
I Want To Staple Things To All Their Heads: Rumors of Bridget Jones 3 Once Again Rear Their Ugly, Not-That-Fat Heads
11 Celebrity Baby Names That Have Garnered Far More Attention Than Anything Remotely Important Ever
7 Movie Soundtracks That Deserved So Much Better Than Their Films
Are We Bad People? Casey Anthony, the Reality TV Effect and Dead Kids as Hallmark Entertainment
Speaking Ill of the Famous Dead: A Pajiba Discussion
Charlie Sheen to Die in Horrific Car Accident...Cue the Laugh Track!
The Bride (not the Uma one): The Greatest Villain in the History of Film
Cabbage Patch Kids to Get Own TV Special: Because Now You're Just F*cking With Us
How Celebrity Culture has Ruined Us (and Why That's Not the End of the World)
We Need to Have a Talk About All the Naked Photos: A Pajiba Conversation About Your T*tty Shots
Liveblogging the MTV Movie Awards
An Open Letter to Blake Lively's Publicist
Being Pretty is HARD, Y'all
The Most Emotionally Scarring So-Called Children's Movies of the '80s
I Really Like Justin Timberlake. Huh.
Your Illegitimate Child & You: A Lesson in PR From Your Local Marketing Professional
And Now A Word With Lars Von Trier
Jennifer Love Hewitt to Replace Mariska Hargitay on SVU?: More "No" Than You Can Shake a Stick At
Hugh Grant was Set to Replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men: A Mad Libs of Whaaaaaa?
In Defense Of: Martha Jones
Courtney & Joanna: We're Different People
Glee Goes 3D: No.
Anatomy of a Shipper
The Quarantine Has Been Compromised. The Disease is No Longer Contained: Presenting Jersey Shore's UK Counterpart
The Deadest Eyes in Hollywood: A Seriously Random List
Lindsay Lohan's Glamorous Hollywood Life (of Being Used Solely to Generate Publicity for Sh*tty Direct-to-Video Fare)
Courteney Cox & David Arquette: Candid and Refreshing, or a Weird Marketing Trick Designed to Make Us Super Uncomfortable?
Rehashed, Remade and Generally Stolen: There Are No More Ideas To Be Had On Television
The Stars of Our Youth Who've Aged Most Impressively (As Seen at The TV Land Awards, in Descending Order)
Nicole, Your Face Is Hurting Us: A Pajiba Photo Intervention
Leave Britney Alone. Really.
The Respectability Threshold: When an Actor Becomes a Brand
Stars Who Could Pull Off Being One-Name Wonders
Earning Forgiveness is Overrated: The Comeback Concept
Could Charlie Sheen (Literally) Win?: A Pajiba Debate
Jodie Foster's Mel Gibson Love-fest: True Friendship, or Anything To Sell a Movie?
The Surest Signs that Inside the Actors Studio Has Run Out of Real Actors: A Seriously Random List
What Do You Do?: A Pajiba Examination
An Open Letter to Gwyneth Paltrow
Hollywood Crazy: Where is the Line Between Entertainment and Tragedy?
Talent? Skill? A Kardashian Craves Not These Things
The Oscars: They Could Have Been Worse
The 2011 Academy Award Winners
Liveblogging the Oscars
Pajiba's Here to Help: Tips for Successful Oscar Presentation
Celebrities You Had No Idea Were Married/Married-ish
5 Celebrity Facts That Will Blow Your Mindhole
Bieber Fans Hack Esperanza Spalding's Wiki: I Belieb That Children Are Our Future
Harper's Bazaar Let Kim Kardashian Interview Elizabeth Taylor | I Hate So Much About the Things You Choose To Be
Melissa Leo's Oscar Campaign: Sad, or Sadly Necessary? | A Pajiba Oscar Debate
Five Actors Painfully Unworthy of Their Status | Seriously, What Are You Even Doing Here?
And Now, Let's Check In With Charlie Sheen | A Pajiba Summation
An Open Letter to Kevin Smith | It Okay. Don't Be Cry.
Ted Williams: Human Hollywood Metaphor | Opportunity Knocks Once Then the Door Slams Shut
Why We Hate: Lea Michele | A Pajiba Examination
The Corpsiest People in Hollywood | Necro-fabulous
Liveblogging the Golden Globes
The 6 Most Tragic TV Shows Masquerading as Light Comedy | Sorry Your Mom's Dead. Here, Have a Laugh Track.
Giant Breasts Do Not An Actress Make | An Argument Against Guest Stars
Ten Reasons The People's Choice Awards Don't Matter | A Seriously Random List
Nut Shrinkage and Bacne. Oh, Snooki, You Are A DELIGHT | Cannonballers, I've Got Your Next Book
They Breathe Coke and They Have Affairs With Each Passing Rock Star | 2010's Top 5 Reasons Celebrities Are Truly Better Than You
2010's 5 Most Vivid Signs of the Coming Endtimes | 2010: A Year In Which Celebrities Were Better Than You
Harvey's Girls | The Would-Be Ingenues: Where Are They Now, And What Happened Then
Merry Christmas From the Kardashians | Your Daily Dose of Elegance
Pop Star Smokes Bong Thing, Moms of the World Are Outraged | But Underage Pole Dancing's Still Cool
OK Magazine Has A Different Notion Of Tragedy Than We Do | Intimating Miscarriages Is The New Black
Ever Have That Unshakable Feeling Like Nothing Will Ever Be OK Again? Me Too | Reality TV's Highest Earners
You're So Beautiful, It Hurts To Look At You | Because Looking Makes It Hurt In My Brainplace
Jennifer Lopez is the Most Fascinating | Also, I'm Really Looking Forward to That Minority Report Movie
Happy Thanksgiving, Friends | Here's Some Bullsh*t
Our Little Miley Cyrus is a Woman Now | Fred, She's Gotten Her Boobies
Why Do You Keep Using That Word? I Don't Think It Means What You Think It Means | Bristol Palin and The Situation Shill For Abstinence
All You Ever Wanted Was Someone to Take Care of Ya. All You're Ever Losin' is a Little Mascara | An Open Letter to Jessica Simpson
There, There, Ladies. Someday, You Too Shall Find Your Joe Francis | Rapey Douchetwats and the Women Who Marry Them
The 15 Minutes Concept | You Are All Goddamn Liars
The Heirs to the Glimmering World | Child Stardom, or A Legal Way To Kill Your Children
The Greatest Trick the Devil Ever Pulled Was Convincing the World He Wasn't Charlie Sheen | Charlie Sheen: American Psycho
Part of the Problem: Confessions of a Saw-aholic
Did I Just Have a Glitter Stroke? | Justin Bieber: Never Say Never Trailer
You Were Warned | Another Jersey Shore Person Gets A Book
Because I Need These To Be Lies Like I Need Oxygen or Booze | Justin Bieber Remake Rumors
There's No Home For You Here, Girl, Go Away | Women and "The Social Network"
When "It's The Thought That Counts" Seems Like a Big Damn Lie | Those Jersey Shore People Fight Bullying
Oh, Pretty Girls, You're Too Good For This | The Asshole Phenomenon
Lady Whose Face Is Falling Off Gets Reality Show In Which Cameras Will Follow Her As Her Face Falls Off | Lara Flynn Boyle To Get Reality Show
Plath. Austen. Didion. O'Connor. Snooki. | Illiterates Writing Books For Illiterates
Know Your Enemy | Celebrity Sites Are Better Than Us
This Isn't Working, You, My Middlebrow F*ck-up | Lindsay Lohan Gives Me No Choice
Every Time Catherine Revved Up the Microwave, I'd Piss My Pants and Forget Who I Was for About Half an Hour or So | Randy and Evi Quaid are Squatters, Crazy
The PC Term is "Hymenally Challenged" | Teen Movies And You
F*cking With People: The Movie! | Uncomfortable Humor & You
An Open Letter To Par*s Hilt*n | Celebrities Are Better Than You
Sixteen Candles Review | Unbelievable. You Make Someone a Bridesmaid and They Sh*t All Over You.
Quit F**king Calling Christina Hendricks Fat | Celebrities Are Better than You
That's Your Problem. You Don't Want To Be In Love. You Want To Be In Love In A Movie. | Why It's Okay To Have High Hopes for "Going the Distance"
Ah, The Good Ole Days When Sluts Were Fancier | Celebrities Are Better than You Are
At Some Point We Must Ask Ourselves, "Is It Me?" | The Aniston Problem
Slutty Gollum Attacked By People With Sh*tty Taste In Music | Celebrities Are Better Than You
'Cause If You're Dying To Be Led, They'll Lead You Up the Hill in Chains To Their Popular Refrains | Eat, Pray, Be Superior
Baby, Come Over, I Need Entertaining. I Had a Stilted, Pretending Day | "Celebrities Are Better than You"
Just Throw Some Gay At It | CBS Fails GLAAD Test
A Gold Digger Can't Catch a Break | Celebrities Are Better Than You