Welcome to the Author Archive for Courtney Enlow
This Mom Is Sick of Being Pandered To
When Tracy Morgan is Concerned about Your Life Choices, You Have Some Reevaluating to Do
You Are Your Body and You're Doing it Wrong
Let's Say Farewell to a Certain Game of Thrones Character by Reliving the Good Times
Amanda Bynes's Mom Insists Her Daughter Has No Mental Illness Whatsoever, Was Under the Influence of Marijuana
Gwyneth Paltrow Invites Friends Over to Watch Films Starring Gwyneth Paltrow
What a Relief! Recapping the Real 'How I Met Your Mother' Finale
Was Lindsay Lohan Supposed to Play Maria Hill in 'The Avengers'?
People Magazine 'Consciously Uncouples' Itself from Gwyneth Paltrow's Good Graces
Because Guts Have Sh*t for Brains: How I Met Your Mother, 'The Last Forever'
100 Things We'll Miss about How I Met Your Mother
Definitive Proof that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Are Vampires
Justin Bieber Thinks He's James Dean. More Like James Oh-My-God-Why-Are-You-Always-the-World's-Worst?
Mystery Science Theater 3000 to Kind of Make Glorious Return to TV
Mindhole Blower: Shailene Woodley was Marisa Cooper's Sister on 'The OC'
What Movies Never Told You about Life with an Addict
Jimmy Fallon and Lena Dunham Talk '90s Coming of Age Masterpiece, Confuse London Twins
How I Met Your Mother, "Gary Blauman": Like the Six Feet Under Finale without the Dying Part
TGIF Reunion and #TBT Photos that Will Warm Your Heart Cockles
A Measured and Lengthy Treatise on Lindsay Lohan's Conquest List
True Detective Deleted Scene: What Happened to Laurie?
How I Met Your Mother, "Daisy" Review: The Captain and Boats Boats Boats? I Ship It
The Justin Bieber Deposition Tape is a Modern Art Masterpiece
Andrew Garfield Didn't Bail on Batkid--He Took Him to Disneyland
If You Do Not Meet the Standards of Good Christian Katy Perry, She Will Throw Your Ass Under the Bus
A Post-Mortem: How I Met Your Mother, "Vesuvius"
Liveblogging the 2014 Academy Awards
This is Racist, Right? KFC Commercial Edition
The Real Problem with the "Pedorazzi"
How I Met Your Mother "Rallies" and We Ask for Your Go-To Hangover Cure
Good F'ing Riddance: Why Celebrity "Retirement" is the Best Thing for All of Us
Lupita Nyong'o Reads Gossip, is a Flawless Human Being
Ready Your Kleenex: Liam Neeson Talks Natasha Richardson
Gwyneth Paltrow Cheating on Chris Martin? Delicious.
The Tragic Realization that You Are Too Old for Urban Outfitters
My Blandy Valentine: Endless Love (Remake and Original) Review
Valentine Sex Tips from the Mistress of Seduction, Michelle Duggar
Hey, Ladies! A Galentine's Day Quote-a-pallooza
Whoopi Goldberg Said Something Stupid about Rape on The View Again
In the Shoshi Games, We Are All Winners
The Gaslight District: The Dangerous Precedents Being Set by the Woody Allen Molestation Case
The Broken People Club: How Do We Solve a Problem Like Reality TV?
"The Games Have Always Been a Little Gay." And That's How Canada Likes It.
Woody Allen's Lawyer Responds to Dylan Farrow's Letter: Why Picking a Side Is Not the Point
How I Met Your Mother: Ted Lets Go, and the Most Interesting Tidbits from the Creators' Reddit AMA
You Will Not Be Able to Guess Who This is on the Cover of W Magazine
A Girl's Guide to Talking About the Super Bowl Today at Work!
The Good, the Bad and the Awfulsome: Why American Horror Story is the Most Wonderful Sh*tshow
Let's Be Honest: Is Madonna Just Sad at this Point?
The Finest Callbacks, Sweetest Song Stylings and Most Precious Milioti-ness of "How Your Mother Met Me"
Baptized by Rehab: When Saving Face Trumps Saving Lives
12 Reasons We're Going to Miss Troy Barnes
Justin Bieber Arrested for Being Justin Bieber
How I Met Your Mother: Some Mysteries Solved, Many Remain
Leia and Laverne Are a Couple? Huh. I'd Ship It.
A Lengthy Feminist Treatise on the Golden Globes Criticism of Gabourey Sidibe, Lena Dunham and General Body-Shaming Culture
25 Films That Are Shockingly Able to Call Themselves "Oscar Nominated"
Yeezianity is an Official Religion. Here's Why We Should All Join at Once.
The Poehler Feytex: 2014 Golden Globes Liveblog
The Great Beef Embargo: Shia LeBeouf, We're F*cking Done Professionally
This Post Contains a Photo of Alexander Skarsgård Naked on a Toilet in Antarctica
Mad Shopping, Bro: Zac Efron Skateboards Around the Grocery Store Like Cool People Do
An Open Apology to Jenny McCarthy
Shia LaBeouf Needs to Calm the F*ck Right Down
May Your Days Be Kind of Merry and Sort of Bright: Depression During the Holidays
Move Over, Kardashians. There's a New Best Christmas Card Ever.
Why Lady Gaga and Terry Richardson Should (But Won't) Halt the Release of the Video for "Do What U Want"
Every Little Thing He Does is Douchey: Shia LaBeouf Plagiarizes Dan Clowes and Yahoo Answers
Hideous Fatty Jennifer Lawrence Photoshopped to be Worthy of Human Sight
Who Run the World? Beyoncé Just Changed the Whole Motherf*cking Game
Nice Beaver: Ed Helms is the New Frank Drebin
Justin Bieber Calls Fan a 'Beached Whale', Teases Her Till She Cries, Might Not Be the Kindest Gentlest Elf in the Workshop
Chris Brown is This Generation's Martin Luther King, Jr. and Jesus, Says Man Who Urinates on Children
It's Lindsay Lohan vs. the Hilton Family--We're Gonna Party Like It's 2006
Stars Who Could Pull Off Being One-Name Wonders
Rashida Jones, Beautiful Tropical Fish, on Slut-Shaming Incident: A Pajiba Debate
"Calm Your T*ts, Fatty!" Says Microsoft's New Bra. Because Science!
Awful Fat-Shaming Facebook Mom Has More Stuff to Say. Fetch the Low-fat, Low-carb Paleo Popcorn!
How to Effectively Avoid Falling for an Internet Hoax
Livetweeting Real Life: When People Stop Being Polite and Start Being Dicks for Retweets
Chelsea Handler Rips on Britney Spears and her "Two Personalities"
Brittany Murphy's Mom Attempts to Squash Reports that Her Daughter was Murdered, Raises Eyebrows
Pajiba Grief Counseling: Reacting to the Most Tragic Television Character Death This Year
The Sexiest Men Alive Have Something to Say and it's Terrible
If Justin Bieber Gets Recruited into Scientology, I Will Be the Happiest Girl in the World
Sarah Silverman Made a Bad Career Move by Attempting to be Funny While in Possession of a Vagina
Bitches, Man: Women, Your Female Brains are Why You Aren't as Successful as Men
Have You Ever Been So Mad You Turned Racist? Examining the Celebrity Freakout
Celebs Misunderstand Feminism, Make Me Sexist as a Result
Nude Photos of Nicolas Cage May Soon Leak. Here's How to Prepare Yourself
Network Television, You in Danger, Girl: 'Ghost' to be Adapted for TV
When Reporting on Affairs and Wrecked Homes, I Can't Help But Notice Someone is Always Left Out...
God Dammit, Justin Bieber: Pop Fetus Creates Racist Graffiti
An Open Letter to Anyone Who Thinks They Can Solve the Riddles of Marriage and Parenthood by Reading an Open Letter
Charlie Sheen is an Awful Human Being, Part 6,539
Blake Lively Says Things, Frolics in a F**king Meadow
Scandal-ranking Gwyneth Paltrow's One-Woman War Against Vanity Fair
This Photo of Justin Bieber Leaving a Brothel is the Funniest Thing You'll See All Day
This New Clip of Lars von Trier's 'Nymphomaniac' is the Lars von Triersiest
Guy Fieri and His Hairdresser Brawl. We Attempt to Uncover the Possible Reasons
"I Invented Him": Director James Toback Rips Robert Downey, Jr.'s Career to Shreds
How is Kim Kardashian's Vagina Doing?
OK, Men's Rights Movement, Your Friendly Neighborhood Frigid B*tch Feminist is Listening: What the Hell Do You Want?
It's Almost Halloween. Here. Have the Poo Scared Out if You.
Do You Wear High Heels? Congratulations! You're a Brainless Self-Harmer, According to Tech CEO
Sometimes We Need to Stop Everything and Remember that 'Models, Inc.' Ended with a Character Being Sold Into Sexual Slavery
Songwriter Spends Life Savings on Plastic Surgery to Look Like Justin Bieber, Fails Miserably
"My Lineage is One of Women Shrinking." This Barnard Poet is Everything.
RIP, Damon Lindelof's Twitter
Aaron Paul Does Starbucks Drake Hands, Warms the Lattes of Our Hearts
The Darkness is Nigh. The End is Near. Ark Music Factory Strikes Again.
Meg Ryan Preps for Comeback, and Why We Need to Welcome Her Back with Open Arms
Bruce Willis Hosts SNL. Shrug.
Justin Bieber is Jacked...It's Confusing
God Dammit, Chris Brown
Justin Timberlake: Hollywood Trying to Make "Fetch" Happen
In Stark (hee) Contrast to Bieber, the Real Joffrey Just Enjoys a Good Sandwich
Sinead O'Connor Pens Heartfelt Open Letter to Sinead O'Rebellion, aka, Miley Cyrus: Perfect, or the Dreaded Slut Shame?
Mia Farrow and Family Discuss Woody Allen Devastation. Media Expectedly Misses Point.
Justin Bieber Being Carried Up the Great Wall of China is the Funniest Thing You'll See All Day
This Blind Item is Clearly About a Serial Killer
I Actually Feel Sorry for Lindsay Lohan. You May Never Hear Those Words Again.
Blake Lively Starts a New Company Devoted to All the Things She's So Good At
You Know, Xenu is a Real Dick
Thank You, Linus: 'How I Met Your Mother' Starts Strong
Celebrity Couples I Must Befriend At Once
Famke Janssen Broke Into Her Own House...or Did She?
Cher Admits She Might Not Be Flawless, Becomes Flawless in the Process
Jennifer Aniston Sure is Pregnant a Lot
The Sound of Music: Live Has a Poster and It's Coming to Eat Your Soul Through Your Nostrils
Maybe the Children Shouldn't Be Our Future: Jaden Smith Says Things
Gwyneth Paltrow Hosts the World's Whitest Party
Men Force Kisses On Women ... Fer Fun, Guys!
Your Opinions on Miley Cyrus Are Necessary to My Personal Wellbeing
Slut Shaming, Sanctimommies and Hope for the Next Generation
John Travolta's Hair: An Investigation
Woman Arrested for Stalking John Cusack, True Ramifications of His Role in Ruining Womankind Now Clear
I Understand Neither Art Nor Fashion
Backdoor Teen Mom Gives the Greatest Interview About Womanity That You Will Ever Read
Why Do We Care?: Entertainment Journalism, Celebrity Gossip and Pajiba's Place in it All
Kardashian Show Mixes it Up, Throws in a Crack Addiction Plotline
A Lengthy Feminist Treatise on Miley Cyrus's VMA Performance and Its Societal Impact
Liveblogging the 2013 VMAs
YouTube Star "Fred" Comes Out, Because This Has Been the Most Adorable Week for Coming Out
NSYNC to Reunite at VMA Awards, Pajiba Writer Cleans and Presses Her Liveblogging Capelet
An Open Letter to Lindsay Lohan and Oprah
JTT in the Wild: Because When a Unicorn is Spotted, There Must Be Celebration
Too Close for Comfort: The Movies That Hit Way Too Close To Home
Breezy Had a Seize-y and It's All Your Fault
Welcome to Your 10th Anniversary, Bitch: Celebrating "The OC"
Vile "New York Post" Critic Hates Hotness
The Fantastically Fabulous Film Females We Miss Ever So Much
Hey, Guess What, Delightfully Geeky SEO? BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH!
Everyone's Favorite Girlfriend is Returning to "How I Met Your Mother"
A Moment of Silence As Kate Middleton Angrily Crosses "Carlos Danger" Off Her Baby Name List
Amanda Bynes on Psychiatric Hold After Attempted Self-Immolation
The Night Michael Showalter Fell in Love With Me: Your Bizarre Run-ins With the Rich and Famous
Don't Make Nancy Drew Angry. You Wouldn't Like Her When She's Angry.
Lindsay Lohan, Kris Kardashian and Fake Babies: The Apocalypse Will Be Televised
Why this Kaley Cuoco/Henry Cavill Brouhaha is Really Bothering Me
Another One Bites the Dust: Leah Remini Leaves Scientology
Olivia Munn Continues to Make It Very Difficult for Us to Dislike Her
Your Pajiba 10 Wildcard Entry
Our Dreams of Marrying Captain Jack Harkness Die (But They'll Resurrect, I'm Sure)
Bad Words Vs. Bad People: The Forgiveness Double Standard
Liveblogging Lifetime's Anna Nicole
10 Things We Love Despite the Presence of Paris Hilton
It's Okay, Selma Blair. There's No Way the Money Was Worth It
Vice Magazine Sticks Its Head in the Oven of Good Taste
Melissa McCarthy Responds to Rex Reed with Class and Goodness; We Are Reminded that Rex Reed is a Total Butt Chud
Gwyneth Paltrow is Hiding Something. We're on the Case
In Which I Feel Sorry for a Kardashian
We've Come So Far with So Far to Go: Womanity's No Good, Very Bad Week
One Very Sad News Item and Several Attempts to Make You Forget It
Former Co-Stars Whose Continued BFF-ship Brings Us Joy
Patrick Stewart's First Ever Slice of Pizza is the New Start We All Need
Let's Play '90s Child Star Mad Libs with Andrew Keegan!
Justin Timberlake is the Worst
Helen Mirren Will Warm Your Heart, Add Two Lumps of Sugar and a Spot of the Milk of Your Own Happy Tears
Andrew Garfield Plays Basketball with Kids in His Spiderman Costume, Ovaries Explode Nationwide
The Emotional Rollercoaster of Life as a Fan of "The Office"
The Many Loves of Ted Mosby: Let's Pour Some Out for the Not-Your-Mothers
Shelley Long: A Celebration
Nancy Grace Shares Her Camera Space With No One. NO ONE!
An Open Letter to "How I Met Your Mother" Creators Carter Bays and Craig Thomas
Let's Have a High School Dance Party
Lindsay Lohan Blogging From Rehab Will, In Fact, Be the Best, Most "Adequite" Thing That Ever Happened to Me
So, You Want to Sell a Sex Tape
Unpopular Counterpoint: I Still Like "Community"
Gwyneth Paltrow Named the Most Beautiful Woman in the World, But Tilda Swinton is the Most Flawless
Pregnant Celebrities Don't Need Your Help
The Unanswered Questions of "Saved by the Bell": A Pajiba Palate Cleanser
So, Let's Talk About Amanda Bynes...: The Mendoza Line of Celebrity Schadenfreude
Rosaria Dawson Goes Pantsless, Just as New Hampshire Politicians Had Intended
Pod-crushes: The Crushes Brought To You By Audible.com and Listeners Like You
America's Finest Political Mind, Dionne from "Clueless," Has Opinions
A Pajiba Love with That Extra Special Ingredient
Amanda Bynes Has ... AN IMPOSTER!
Amy Poehler Has a New Boyfriend, And It's a Good One
Thanks A Lot, Paris: Brandy's Brother and Bruce Jenner's Stepdaughter Make a Sex Tape
An Open Letter to Jon Hamm's Penis
Corpse Bride: What Did the End of Last Night's "How I Met Your Mother" Mean?
F*ck Everything, Let's Talk About Rape
These People Are Not Who You Think They Are: Your Celebrity Reality Check
I Think Ian Somerholder Is About To Eat Grumpy Cat
Highlights from Justin Timberlake's Fifth SNL, aka, the Most Enjoyable Best-Of Compilation Ever
Justin Bieber Being Held Back From Attacking Photographers Is the Funniest Thing You'll See All Day
Yet Another Open Letter to Taylor Swift, aka, DAMMIT, TAYLOR, DO WE HAVE TO KEEP DOING THIS?
17 Reasons We As a Nation Need a Live Rifftrax of Twilight
The Romantic Comedies That Prove Why You're Wrong About Romantic Comedies
Liveblogging the 2013 Academy Awards
Mindy McCready and the Curse of Celebrity Rehab: Blurring the Lines Between TV and Treatment
The TV Loves That May Never Be, and Ones That Got Away: A Seriously Valentine's List
Happy Fat Tuesday, My Little Babe-raham Lincolns
The Most Disturbing Thing About the Movie Flight
The Most Amazing Celebrity Lawsuits
Chris Brown is a Lot Like Jesus
The Kardashians Finally Go Too Far
Another Open Letter to Taylor Swift
You Guys! I Love Sports Now! Ahem. I Mean, Making Up Dead Girlfriends Is Wrong
While You Were Campaining for an Oprah Interview About Your Use Of Performance Enhancing Cake
Liveblogging the 2013 Golden Globes
Twilight Actor Urinates on Airport Terminal Floor, Just Like the Movies Have Done To Our Cultural Landscape
The 15 Pop Culture Moments That Made Us Cry in 2012
Santa John Mayer Was In Your House While You Slept: A Pajiba Holiday Tale
The 5 Celebrities Who Squandered the Most Goodwill in 2012 (and the 4 Who Actually Made Us Like Them)
My Reactions to Last Night's "How I Met Your Mother" in GIF Form
The Year in Review: The Enlow Movie Awards for Best in Sh*t-Show
Let's Celebrate Dylan McDermott's Triumphant Return to "American Horror Story" with a Ben Harmon Appreciation Post
I Just Have a Lot of Feelings: The Olivia Newton-John/John Travolta Christmas...Thing.
The 12 Douchiest Movie Boyfriends
Fighting, Finding Jesus and Biting the Hand that Feeds You: This Week in Child Stardom
Live Blogging Lifetime's Lohansterbacle 'Liz & Dick'
Let's Speculate Not-So-Wildly About the Remaining Three "Most Fascinating People" on Baba Wawa's Annual List
America F**k (-ing People You're Not Married To) Yeah!: Our Favorite Political Sex Scandals
This is an Intervention: "How I Met Your Mother" Season 8
25 Reasons Why More "Boy Meets World" is a Wonderful Thing
Chris Brown Wore a Halloween Costume
The Tao of Lohan
The 6 Dickbag-iest Things About Justin Timberlake's Wedding
Let's Speculate Wildly About Whatever the F**k Donald Trump is Going On About Now
Alright, Taylor Swift, Are We Gonna Do This Or What?
Sigh. Well, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Are On TV Now.
Oh. My. God. I Think I'm Having Palpitations: The Olivia Newton-John/John Travlota Christmas Album
I Just Wanted to Say "Hello" | The Most Heartbreaking Doctor Who Moments
I Am Woman, I Am Bored: Nikki Finke Thinks Beautiful Women Aren't Funn--zzzzzzzzzzzzz...
In Which We Attempt to Carry On Without Arnett/Poehler Red Carpet Cuteness: 2012 Emmy Liveblog
Long Story Short, Everyone's Terrible: Your A**hole Round-Up for the Day
Lindsay Lohan vs. Amanda Bynes: Two Child Stars Enter, Both Run You Over as They Leave
My Internal Struggle With This Jessica Simpson Baby Weight Mess
Kim Kardashian is Terrible, Part 2,547 (And 7 Celebrities Who Are Wonderful, In an Effort to Counterbalance Said Terrible)
The Best Videos to Lose at the MTV Video Music Awards
Because, Seriously, Movies Didn't Teach Me Sh*t: Adventures in Postpartum Depression
Their Union is Unholy: The Celebrity Couplings That Will Bring About Our Very Undoing
Because Why Have Just Thor When You Could Have More: The Avengers Assemble to Dance Their Asses Off
So, You've Incited a Hollywood Scandal
Pajiba Tackles the Issues That Matter: The Haircuts Heard 'Round the World
Here Comes Pimped Children: The Whole "Kids Are Off Limits" Thing Is Now Off the Table
There Are No Winners in this Thunderdome: The Stupidest/Greatest Hollywood Feuds
17 Particularly WTFish Moments That Did, In Fact, Happen on Your Television
The 6 Celebrity Break-Ups That Rocked Civilization to Its Core, Its Very Core I Say!
Cheating, Truth-Telling, PR and Being 22 In Public: Assessing this Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson Mess
Our Cinematic Autobiography: Blue Valentine
Liveblogging the '90s: Batman and Robin
Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 is to Film as its Posters are to Poster Art
Pictures, Paparazzi and Pleasantries: Do Celebrities Owe Us Anything?
Let's Take a Break from Celebrity Divorce to Celebrate the Most Adorable Celebrity Love
Katie Holmes, We Underestimated You
LOVE IS DEAD FOREVER | A Look Back at Tom and Katie, The Greatest Love Story of Our or Any Time
Johnny Depp Proven Imperfect, Worlds Crumble: When the Good Ones Disappoint
The Devolution Will Be Televised: The Most 9 Most Egregious Dumbing Downs on TV
Why, As I Live and Breathe, Is That Liz Taylor Herself or a Puffy, Cracked Out Clone?
Did I Ever Tell You You're My Hero?: Ranking the Tearjerkiest Tearjerker Deaths of All Time
How We Love To Watch Them Fall: What Does Our Celebrity Schadenfreude Say About Us?
Let's Speculate Wildly About the Contents of Lindsay Lohan's Pink Bag
Life's Hard When You're John Mayer: A Pajiba Pep Talk
Celebrity Apologies: The Good, The Bad and the *Facepalm*
The Most Emotionally Damaged Family Sitcom Characters
Are You Ready to Go Back to Bill Paxton's Cable-Knit Sweater Collection? | Liveblogging Titanic
Examining the Most Forgettable Face in Hollywood
We Didn't Know. We. Just. Didn't. Know. | How Movies and Television Have Left You Completely Unprepared for Pregnancy
Dial-A-Star, and the Human Tragedy of...TWENTY F*CKING DOLLARS A MINUTE? ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?
Jersey Shore Stars Are Now Parents-to-Be and Rehab-itants | At What Point Is This No Longer Entertainment?
In Honor of Community's Return, I Give You the 8 Best Shots of Annie's Boobs
Pilot Season Pity Party: The Highs and Lows of Our TV Future
The Celebrity Sex Tapes No One Asked For (But Totally Exist)
So, How Have Your '90s Tiger Beat Heartthrobs Fared Over the Years?
There is Another ... Snooki: The Jersey Shore is Spawning
You Did It Again. You Just Mosby-ed Me. | "How I Met Your Mother" February Sweeps-cap
Liveblogging the 2012 Academy Awards
An Open Letter to Chris Brown
Is It Better To Burn Out or Fade Away?: A Two-Sided View of Addiction, Death and Public Reaction
I Said Good Day, Sir: Once Great TV Shows That Lasted Far Longer Than They Should Have
"Please Don't Make a Joke Out of Me" | "Smash" Review
Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before: Hollywood, Desperation and Pathetic Grasps at Youth
Finally, the First Great Movie of the Year
What to Expect from What to Expect When You're Expecting Based On Its Posters
Justin Bieber Looking To Remake Fear. In a Related Story, I'm Looking to Punch Justin Bieber in the Chest Repeatedly
That Time Mark Wahlberg Almost Treated Terrorism Like Reese Witherspoon's Dad, and Other Stupid Things Famous People Say
Happy Birthday, Betty White! | A Celebration of Geriatric Awesome
Liveblogging the 2012 Golden Globes
So You're a Celebrity Baby: A Pajiba Manual for Better Living
Lindsay Lohan in Talks to Play Elizabeth Taylor, and I Tase Myself in a Desperate Effort to Feel Feelings
I Am Officially Sick of Your Sh*t: An Open Letter to Taylor Swift
Celebrity Bullsh*t: 2011's Greatest Gifts of All
An Uncomfortable Look Back: The Best Creepy Had to Offer in 2011
The 10 Best SNL Sketches of 2011
A Joyous, Heartwarming Holiday Greeting from All of Us at Pajiba to Fill You With Festive Splendor
TMZ Finds the Line, Crosses It, Sh*ts On It
Clint Eastwood's Family to Get Own E! Reality Show | I Don't Understand Any of Those Words
6 Television Professionals Who Are Impressively Bad at Their Jobs
"Two, three, even four new Kardashian spinoffs" | THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER
How I Met Your Mother Sweeps-cap: Jesus Fu*king Christ
2012 Grammy Nominations, and 9 Nominations That Prove the Grammys Are Not a Real Thing
Christmas is Canceled: There Will Be No Kardashian Kristmas Special. Please. Remain Calm.
In Praise of the Janets: TV Characters We Love Despite the Fact Their Shows May Not
Pajiba's Here To Help: Scamming a Celebrity into a Paternity Scandal for Fun and Profit
Happy Sunshiny News to Put Some Happy in the New Depths of Despair You Reached Last Night (Also, GIFs)
Why Do We Forgive?: A Pajiba Discussion
Happy Birthday, TMZ: You Princes of Class, You Kings of Go F*ck Yourself
There May Be a Justin Bieby: Maury Moments of the Stars
Kim Kardashian and the Other Hollywood Marriages That Hock Peanut Butter Loogies on the Idea of Your "Sacred Institution"
We Need To Talk About Courtney Stodden
Playboy: Lindsay Lohan's Last Gasp?
6 Men Who Make the Ugliest Women (and 7 Who Don't Suck At It)
The Greatest and/or Most Ridiculous Celebrity Products
Baby Bumps, Real and/or Imagined: You Guys. Seriously. Hollywood is F*cked Up.
Are You F*cking With Us or Not? Ashton and Demi's Road to the Finish
Rape and Hollywood's Gravitation Toward Clunky Similes
Let's Pour Some Out for the Stars Who Never Were
Barney & Nora & Ted & Robin: How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Thus Far, or How a Sitcom Tried to Kill Me
Why We Hate: Character vs. Actor Edition
Like Zack Attack Said, Friends Forever, Always Till The End: The Best Female Friendship Movies
Two and a Half Men Took the High Road...Then Hilariously Farted On It
The 2011 Emmy Liveblog
Hackers: The Hollywood Boogeyman
In Praise of Utter B*tchery: Madonna, We've Missed You
You Look Like a Baby Prostitute: An Open Letter to TLC
Rejecting Your Hipster Displeasure: The Best SNL Sketches of the Last Three Years
If You're Going to Be an Asshole, That's Fine, I Respect Your Choice, But Don't Do It In Front of Me: Dancing With the Stars Cast Backlash Makes Me Tired and Sad
You Deserve Better Than This, My Friend: Actors Who Should Be So Much More Than They Are
Don't Panic: A Cursory Overview of Tabloid-Speak to Get You Through This Troubled Time
What Ever Happened to Class?: In Which I Attempt to Pinpoint the Exact Moment Dignity Died
Abercrombie & Fitch vs. The Situation: A Douche Against Douche Cage Match to the Finish
The Movie Pairs We Should Have Been Rooting For All Along
The Finest Excuses in the History of Celebrity F*ck Ups
I Swear To God, Kenny Ortega, I Will Strike Your Fancy Ass Down: Dirty Dancing Gets a Remake
Tied to the '90s: 8 Random Present-Day Performers Who Got Their Start On Nickelodeon
They Will Let Literally Anyone Do This: The Kardashians Pen Their First Novel
The Ungrateful Dead and the Judgmental Living: Why Celebrity Deaths Bring Out the Worst In Us
You've Got Spunk. I Hate Spunk: The Allegedly Adorable Dream Girls of Cinema
Really?: Charlie Sheen Given Another Show...And It's a TV Version of Anger Management
I Want To Staple Things To All Their Heads: Rumors of Bridget Jones 3 Once Again Rear Their Ugly, Not-That-Fat Heads
11 Celebrity Baby Names That Have Garnered Far More Attention Than Anything Remotely Important Ever
7 Movie Soundtracks That Deserved So Much Better Than Their Films
Are We Bad People? Casey Anthony, the Reality TV Effect and Dead Kids as Hallmark Entertainment
Speaking Ill of the Famous Dead: A Pajiba Discussion
Charlie Sheen to Die in Horrific Car Accident...Cue the Laugh Track!
The Bride (not the Uma one): The Greatest Villain in the History of Film
Cabbage Patch Kids to Get Own TV Special: Because Now You're Just F*cking With Us
How Celebrity Culture has Ruined Us (and Why That's Not the End of the World)
We Need to Have a Talk About All the Naked Photos: A Pajiba Conversation About Your T*tty Shots
Liveblogging the MTV Movie Awards
An Open Letter to Blake Lively's Publicist
Being Pretty is HARD, Y'all
The Most Emotionally Scarring So-Called Children's Movies of the '80s
I Really Like Justin Timberlake. Huh.
Your Illegitimate Child & You: A Lesson in PR From Your Local Marketing Professional
And Now A Word With Lars Von Trier
Jennifer Love Hewitt to Replace Mariska Hargitay on SVU?: More "No" Than You Can Shake a Stick At
Hugh Grant was Set to Replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men: A Mad Libs of Whaaaaaa?
In Defense Of: Martha Jones
Courtney & Joanna: We're Different People
Glee Goes 3D: No.
Anatomy of a Shipper
The Quarantine Has Been Compromised. The Disease is No Longer Contained: Presenting Jersey Shore's UK Counterpart
The Deadest Eyes in Hollywood: A Seriously Random List
Lindsay Lohan's Glamorous Hollywood Life (of Being Used Solely to Generate Publicity for Sh*tty Direct-to-Video Fare)
Courteney Cox & David Arquette: Candid and Refreshing, or a Weird Marketing Trick Designed to Make Us Super Uncomfortable?
Rehashed, Remade and Generally Stolen: There Are No More Ideas To Be Had On Television
The Stars of Our Youth Who've Aged Most Impressively (As Seen at The TV Land Awards, in Descending Order)
Nicole, Your Face Is Hurting Us: A Pajiba Photo Intervention
Leave Britney Alone. Really.
The Respectability Threshold: When an Actor Becomes a Brand
Earning Forgiveness is Overrated: The Comeback Concept
Could Charlie Sheen (Literally) Win?: A Pajiba Debate
Jodie Foster's Mel Gibson Love-fest: True Friendship, or Anything To Sell a Movie?
The Surest Signs that Inside the Actors Studio Has Run Out of Real Actors: A Seriously Random List
What Do You Do?: A Pajiba Examination
An Open Letter to Gwyneth Paltrow
Hollywood Crazy: Where is the Line Between Entertainment and Tragedy?
Talent? Skill? A Kardashian Craves Not These Things
The Oscars: They Could Have Been Worse
The 2011 Academy Award Winners
Liveblogging the Oscars
Pajiba's Here to Help: Tips for Successful Oscar Presentation
Celebrities You Had No Idea Were Married/Married-ish
5 Celebrity Facts That Will Blow Your Mindhole
Bieber Fans Hack Esperanza Spalding's Wiki: I Belieb That Children Are Our Future
Harper's Bazaar Let Kim Kardashian Interview Elizabeth Taylor | I Hate So Much About the Things You Choose To Be
Melissa Leo's Oscar Campaign: Sad, or Sadly Necessary? | A Pajiba Oscar Debate
Five Actors Painfully Unworthy of Their Status | Seriously, What Are You Even Doing Here?
And Now, Let's Check In With Charlie Sheen | A Pajiba Summation
An Open Letter to Kevin Smith | It Okay. Don't Be Cry.
Ted Williams: Human Hollywood Metaphor | Opportunity Knocks Once Then the Door Slams Shut
Why We Hate: Lea Michele | A Pajiba Examination
The Corpsiest People in Hollywood | Necro-fabulous
Liveblogging the Golden Globes
The 6 Most Tragic TV Shows Masquerading as Light Comedy | Sorry Your Mom's Dead. Here, Have a Laugh Track.
Giant Breasts Do Not An Actress Make | An Argument Against Guest Stars
Ten Reasons The People's Choice Awards Don't Matter | A Seriously Random List
Nut Shrinkage and Bacne. Oh, Snooki, You Are A DELIGHT | Cannonballers, I've Got Your Next Book
They Breathe Coke and They Have Affairs With Each Passing Rock Star | 2010's Top 5 Reasons Celebrities Are Truly Better Than You
2010's 5 Most Vivid Signs of the Coming Endtimes | 2010: A Year In Which Celebrities Were Better Than You
Harvey's Girls | The Would-Be Ingenues: Where Are They Now, And What Happened Then
Merry Christmas From the Kardashians | Your Daily Dose of Elegance
Pop Star Smokes Bong Thing, Moms of the World Are Outraged | But Underage Pole Dancing's Still Cool
OK Magazine Has A Different Notion Of Tragedy Than We Do | Intimating Miscarriages Is The New Black
Ever Have That Unshakable Feeling Like Nothing Will Ever Be OK Again? Me Too | Reality TV's Highest Earners
You're So Beautiful, It Hurts To Look At You | Because Looking Makes It Hurt In My Brainplace
Jennifer Lopez is the Most Fascinating | Also, I'm Really Looking Forward to That Minority Report Movie
Happy Thanksgiving, Friends | Here's Some Bullsh*t
Our Little Miley Cyrus is a Woman Now | Fred, She's Gotten Her Boobies
Why Do You Keep Using That Word? I Don't Think It Means What You Think It Means | Bristol Palin and The Situation Shill For Abstinence
All You Ever Wanted Was Someone to Take Care of Ya. All You're Ever Losin' is a Little Mascara | An Open Letter to Jessica Simpson
There, There, Ladies. Someday, You Too Shall Find Your Joe Francis | Rapey Douchetwats and the Women Who Marry Them
The 15 Minutes Concept | You Are All Goddamn Liars
The Heirs to the Glimmering World | Child Stardom, or A Legal Way To Kill Your Children
The Greatest Trick the Devil Ever Pulled Was Convincing the World He Wasn't Charlie Sheen | Charlie Sheen: American Psycho
Part of the Problem: Confessions of a Saw-aholic
Did I Just Have a Glitter Stroke? | Justin Bieber: Never Say Never Trailer
You Were Warned | Another Jersey Shore Person Gets A Book
Because I Need These To Be Lies Like I Need Oxygen or Booze | Justin Bieber Remake Rumors
There's No Home For You Here, Girl, Go Away | Women and "The Social Network"
When "It's The Thought That Counts" Seems Like a Big Damn Lie | Those Jersey Shore People Fight Bullying
Oh, Pretty Girls, You're Too Good For This | The Asshole Phenomenon
Lady Whose Face Is Falling Off Gets Reality Show In Which Cameras Will Follow Her As Her Face Falls Off | Lara Flynn Boyle To Get Reality Show
Plath. Austen. Didion. O'Connor. Snooki. | Illiterates Writing Books For Illiterates
Know Your Enemy | Celebrity Sites Are Better Than Us
This Isn't Working, You, My Middlebrow F*ck-up | Lindsay Lohan Gives Me No Choice
Every Time Catherine Revved Up the Microwave, I'd Piss My Pants and Forget Who I Was for About Half an Hour or So | Randy and Evi Quaid are Squatters, Crazy
The PC Term is "Hymenally Challenged" | Teen Movies And You
F*cking With People: The Movie! | Uncomfortable Humor & You
An Open Letter To Par*s Hilt*n | Celebrities Are Better Than You
Sixteen Candles Review | Unbelievable. You Make Someone a Bridesmaid and They Sh*t All Over You.
Quit F**king Calling Christina Hendricks Fat | Celebrities Are Better than You
That's Your Problem. You Don't Want To Be In Love. You Want To Be In Love In A Movie. | Why It's Okay To Have High Hopes for "Going the Distance"
Ah, The Good Ole Days When Sluts Were Fancier | Celebrities Are Better than You Are
At Some Point We Must Ask Ourselves, "Is It Me?" | The Aniston Problem
Slutty Gollum Attacked By People With Sh*tty Taste In Music | Celebrities Are Better Than You
'Cause If You're Dying To Be Led, They'll Lead You Up the Hill in Chains To Their Popular Refrains | Eat, Pray, Be Superior
Baby, Come Over, I Need Entertaining. I Had a Stilted, Pretending Day | "Celebrities Are Better than You"
Just Throw Some Gay At It | CBS Fails GLAAD Test
A Gold Digger Can't Catch a Break | Celebrities Are Better Than You