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Nick Jonas Concert Casting Notice Highlights Industry Racism, Is Super F*cked Up

Amber Heard Says Johnny Depp Abused Her Throughout Their Marriage, Has Photos to Prove It

The All-Caps Aftermath: What Happens When You Go Viral

Why Parents' Hate, Hate, HATE that God-Forsaken Monster Caillou

In Honor of #NationalWineDay, TV's Finest Whiners

Our Response to the Pearl-Clutching and Uproar Over a Clinton Staffer Saying 'F*ck' on Twitter

XOJane Publishes a Post about Being Happy a Mentally Ill Woman Died Alone

Can You Guess Who This Ethereal Songstress Is?

Jonathan Pryce Is Serving Serious 'Game of Thrones' Spoilers, Get 'Em While They're Hot

Will John Boyega Be in 'Black Panther'?

An All-Caps Explosion of Feelings Regarding the Liberal Backlash Against Hillary Clinton

Shows We're Way Too Old For But We Love Anyway

Larry David Thinks White People Are Pretending to Like 'Hamilton' to be Hip and With It, As the Kids Say

Internet Men Are Being Butthurt Baby Children about 'Ghostbusters'

We're Getting a Harley Quinn Movie. THIS IS OUR MOMENT

Sinead O'Connor Found Unharmed in Rare 2016 Bright Spot

Now That 'Nashville' Is Over, Will Charles Esten Go Back to Being Improv Hero Chip Esten?

Hayden Panettiere Re-enters Treatment for Post-Partum Depression

In Celebration of Old Hollywood Nastiness: Bette Davis vs. Joan Crawford

Robert Downey Jr. Hired Adam Pally to Do His Web and Social Media Marketing...What?

Chris Evans and Jenny Slate Are Dating--Here Is Why We Totally Saw This Coming

Gene Simmons, A Potato in a Wig, Calls Prince's Death 'Pathetic'

Need a $15,000 Dildo? Gwyneth Paltrow and Goop Have You Covered

Who Gets to Slap Finn on the Ass in 'Star Wars: Episode VIII?'

Sinead O'Connor, Demi Lovato, Social Media and Mental Illness: Where Do We Go From Here?

People Are Freaking Out Over Something in This Picture of Justin Bieber--Can You Find It?

I Don't Get What the Excitement Is All About: A Contrarian 'Civil War' Review

Samantha Bee Takes on Trump, Taco Bowls

Trump Tweets about His Own Taco Bowl for Cinco de Mayo, Declares 'I Love Hispanics!'

What to Get Your Mom for Mother's Day if Your Mom Is Melania Trump

Rob Reiner Accurately States that Racists Love Trump, 'Morning Joe' Hosts Gasp in Horrified Shock

ABC Is Remaking 'Dirty Dancing' with Abigail Breslin and Jennifer Lopez's Boyfriend...What?

Other Awards We Should Give Lin-Manuel Miranda

Patton Oswalt Wrote a Heartbreaking Obituary for His Wife

The Met Gala 2016: Fancy Robot Gladiator Condoms

In the Wake of 'Game of Thrones' Let's Establish Some Firm Spoiler Rules

James Gunn and Jenna Fischer Are the Cutest Divorced Couple Ever

Watch Jim Rash Give Joel McHale a Lapdance in What We'll Consider the True 'Community' Finale

The Biggest Season Finale Cliffhangers (Of 1996)

Trump, Anxiety and the Crushing Weight of Opinions

What Can You Buy with Your #WomanCard? The Possibilities Are Endless!

Disney Giving Us Emily Blunt, Emma Stone and a Whole Lot of Girl Power

Rita Ora Next in Line to Pretend She's Becky with the Good Hair

Chrissy Teigen Went to Dinner and People Had Emotions about It Because Mothers Aren't Allowed to Eat

The 'Twin Peaks' Cast List Is Out and Everyone Is On It...With One Notable Exception

TV Co-Stars Who Straight Up Hated Each Other

Justin Bieber Said Something Really Stupid about Prince. Because He's an Assh*le

Some Serious Sh*t Is about to Go Down in Scientology, Courtesy of Lisa Marie Presley

Let's Revisit One of the Best Prince Stories, Courtesy of Kevin Smith

'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' Season Finale Shocker Might Change Everything

On Her 10th Birthday, Let's Revisit the Best Suri Cruise Conspiracy Theories

Rob Schneider's Daughter Poops on Those Offended by Her Cultural Appropriation

Here. Here Is a Bunch of Celebrities Dressed Like Assh*les at Coachella

There's Going to Be a Documentary about How Sorry for Chris Brown Chris Brown Is

Prince Was Rushed to a Hospital After an Emergency Plane Landing

'All That' Cast Then and Now Pictures -- Kiana Underwood

Ted Cruz Versus Soup Might Be the Strangest Personal Story of this Election

'Grease 2:' Feminist Masterpiece and the Superior 'Grease' Film

Can I Ask a Very Serious Question? Does Anyone Else Find Steve Buscemi Totally Hot?

With the Launch of the Hanna-Barbera Cinematic Universe, We've Reached Peak Cinematic Universe

#EqualPayDay: These Actresses Made Less Than Their Male Co-Stars

Gene Simmons Thinks Rap Has No Place in the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame. Here Are Its Most Rockin' Inductees

The One Direction Fake Baby and Other Fascinating Celebrity Conspiracy Theories

OJ Simpson Once Released a Rap Song Called 'Get Juiced' and It Will F*ck Up Your Whole Day

Other Franchises Women Should Take Over Just to Destroy the Lives of Stupid Men

Celebrity Mad Libs: Nicolas Cage Got Into a Physical Fight with Vince Neil

TV Shows That Kept the Kid in the Picture and Showed Off Their Pregnant Stars

Let's Say Farewell to 'American Idol' by Celebrating the Greatest Gift It Ever Gave Us

Why 'American Crime Story: The People vs. OJ Simpson' Was the Best Show of the Year

'Catfish' Host Nev Schulman Interrupts #BlackGirlsRock With a Really Specific Racial Stereotype

The 5 Biggest 'Holy Sh*t' Moments in 'The People vs. OJ Simpson'

Want to Know Chris Evans's Thoughts on Pubes? Listen to Anna Faris's New Podcast

Katherine Heigl's Lifestyle Blog, The Best Celebrity April Fools' Joke, Was No Joke

I Have So Many Questions about This Britney Spears and Leonardo DiCaprio #TBT

The Best and Worst Celebrity April Fools' Attempts

Paul Feig Adds Equity Clause to Future Contracts, Continues to Be the Best

Which Celebrities Are Endorsing Which Presidential Candidates

Trump Wants "Some Form of Punishment" for Women Who Have Abortions

Chris Brown Mocked a Woman's Attempted Suicide Because of Course He Did

Wentworth Miller Responds to a Viral 'Fat' Meme with His Story of Depression

10 Famous Couples Who Must Never Break Up

11 Celebrity Break-Ups That Still Hurt

All of Donald Trump's Comments on Women's Skin Will Make Yours Crawl

Breaking News and Evacuating Stomachs: Six Women Voluntarily Had Sex with Ted Cruz

7 Hollywood Types Who've Been Given Way More Chances than They've Earned

On This Day 15 Years Ago, Earworm History Was Made

Red-Hot Republican Sexy Talk With 'Family Values'-Focused Alabama Governor Robert Bentley

Ted Cruz Enlists Aaron Sorkin to Help Him Sound Presidential

Kristin Cavallari from that 'Laguna Beach' Show Is Actually Trying to Kill Your Children

Let's Work Out Our Feelings Regarding the 'Bridget Jones's Baby' Trailer

'Chris Evans', Who Suspiciously Sounds a Lot Like Paul Rudd, Loved 'Civil War'

Please, Jamie Oliver, Do Tell Us More about How Easy and Convenient Breastfeeding Is

Oscar Isaac Eats Cheetos with Chopsticks--Hipster Nonsense or Culinary Innovation?

Tennis Star Novak Djokovic Really Respects Womenfolk for Dealing with All Those Hormones

On Twitter's 10th Birthday, Let's Celebrate with the Most Important Tweets of All Time

What It's Like to Emerge from Suicidal Depression

Beard or No Beard: A Very Serious Pajiba Investigation

Can We Discuss Gwyneth Paltrow's Crotch-Centric Outfit Please?

How a Lady Should Respond When a Man Tells Her to Smile: A Pajiba Etiquette Lesson

Who Is Corey Lewandowski? He's Trump's Very Own Worse Trump

Samantha Bee Hung Out with a Bunch of Trump Fans. It Went Exactly As You'd Think.

Harrison Ford and Steven Spielberg Set to Reprise Indiana Jones

Oh, Good, Henry Cavill Has More Things to Say, Is Still an Asshat

Ryan Gosling Rescues a Dog, Reminds Us of Our Eternal Devotion

Ryan Atwood and Inara Serra (Fine, Ben McKenzie and Morena Baccarin) Had Their Baby

The Most Mindboggling Videos to Come Out of This Election Cycle

Justin Trudeau Is on American Soil. Prepare Your Loins.

Everyone Is in the Lonely Island's 'Pop Star: Never Stop Never Stopping' Red-Band Trailer

Sharknado 4 Has Its Cast, Which Isn't Even 'Dancing With the Stars'-Worthy

Kim Kardashian Has Something to Say about Slutshaming and Bodyshaming and You Should Listen Up

A Celebration of Our Favorite Women for International Women's Day

America's Political Hate Machine Is Tearing the Country Apart

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Are Together and Every Article about It Is Disgusting

9/11 Truther Charlie Sheen to Star in Movie about 9/11

His Yuge D*ck and Other Vomit-Inducing Trump Quotes

The Worst Lessons from '90s Teen Movies

Chewbacca Finally Puts an End to the 'Han Shot First' Question

Lady Gaga and Jaime King Share Their Sexual Assault Survivor Stories

The Most Important Life Lessons from '90s Teen Movies

A Super Tuesday Prayer Circle for the Swift Eradication of Donald Drumpf

RIP Leonardo DiCaprio's Infamous "P*ssy Posse"

Liveblogging the 2016 Academy Awards

Have Mercy on Our Souls: 'Fuller House' Review

Actors Who Should Have Won Oscars Based Purely on Suffering

Kesha Speaks Out and Why We All Need to Be Kesha Fans Right Now

Did Lin-Manuel Miranda Sneak a Reference to His Favorite Podcast Into the Hamilton Grammy Performance?

The Only Acceptable Options to Replace SCOTUS Justice Scalia

15 Reasons Lin-Manuel Miranda Is Literal Human Sunshine

Rowan Blachard's Coming Out and the Problem with Deifying Children

Liveblogging the 2016 Golden Globes

Mindblowing Ways Everything You Love Is Connected

We All Love Oscar Isaac, But One 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' Cast Member Saw Him First

Liveblogging the '90s: 'Home Alone'

Faced with Rampant 'Star Wars: TFA' Spoilers, Let's Discuss What Constitutes a Spoiler

Love, Actually: The Most Divisive Holiday Film of All Time

In Defense of Benny from 'Rent'

Unpacking Our Feelings About the 'Mystery Science Theater 3000' Reboot

Anna Faris Has a New Podcast and It's as Adorable as You'd Hope

Other Sexiest Men of the Year People Magazine Considered Before David Beckham

Jeremy Bieber Is Proud of His Son's Penis and We Will Never Stop Vomiting

Real, Practical Life Lessons We Should Be Teaching Our Kids

5 Podcasts That Will Creep You Out All October

The Stages of Debilitating Depression and Anxiety Explained by Movies

Drunkblogging the '80s: 'Road House'

Liveblogging the 2015 Emmys

Lindsay Lohan Has Some Thoughts on 9/11...and PETA...and Michael Jackson...And Angelina Jolie Maybe

11 Reasons We Need USA to Renew 'Playing House'

What Is the Deal with Those Weird Surprise Egg Play-Doh Videos on YouTube?

The Girlfriends of Zack Morris We Never Saw or Heard From Again

Josh Duggar Had an Ashley Madison Account: Just the Facts

What Went Down on E!'s Twitter this Week?

The Duggars Think Racism Exists Because You Believe in Evolution

I Think I Love You: An Open Letter to Christine Ouzounian, Ben Affleck's Nanny

15 Things That Will Definitely Happen if Donald Trump Somehow Pulls This Off and Becomes President

'Gone Girl 2: Affleck Bangs the Nanny' Is the Summer's Best Show

How the Star of 'Girl Meets World' Gives Us Hope for America's Youth

25 Think Pieces You Were Spared While I Was on Maternity Leave

The Pajiba Un-10: Your Not-If-You-Paid-Me Five

Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Matt McGorry

Liveblogging the '90s: 'The Lost World: Jurassic Park'

The Struggle of Being Only Fairly Into 'Game of Thrones'

The Duggars Speak, Excuse, Further Damage: 'This Was Not Rape or Anything Like That'

Stephen Colbert Lives! But the Colbeard Is Sadly No More In His First 'Late Show' Promo

Caitlyn Jenner's Series Is Coming. Leave Your Anti-E!, Anti-Kardashian Agenda at the Door.

Guys, Screech Totally Didn't Mean to Stab That Guy and 'Meant No Harm'

The Paparazzi Are Evil...Until You Need to Squash a Story with Your Cute Kids

In 'Yeah, We Know' News, Bobby Flay Cheated on His Wife with January Jones

Women in Comedy Talk about What It Means to Be a Woman in Comedy

Creationist Assh*le Defends Josh Duggar, Says Molesting Kids Is Fine Because of Evolution

Google Needs Our Help to Tell Them Dinosaurs Were Not Created to Indoctrinate Our Children

Want to Hear Josh Duggar Make an Incest Joke? Of Course You Don't

The Duggars' Unspeakable Horror Show


Maggie Gyllenhaal Determined Too Old to Play the Love Interest of AARP Member

This Album Was Released 15 Years Ago This Month and We Must Give Thanks

Finally, Gwyneth Paltrow Offers a Health Tip We Can All Get Behind

Woman in Hollywood Lies about Age, People Shocked for Some Reason

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield Watch Continues with Garfield's Parents

Mindhole Blowers: Lady Gaga's Dad Is Why We Have Wi-Fi in Hotels

Oh God, Men Keep Asking Amy Poehler Where Her Kids Are

Thank God, Music's Greatest Hero Has Returned to Us

I Bind You Sony From Doing Harm! Why We're Bummed 'The Craft' Is Being Remade

Social Media and the Socially Anxious: Why I Left Twitter

Samantha Bee Is 'Kinda Done with Sausages' (Get It? She Means D*cks)

Comedian Moshe Kasher Wants You to Pay His Rent

The Latest Celebrity Beef? Um, Jimmy Kimmel and Jerry Seinfeld

The ACLU Is Investigating Hollywood for Gender Bias

Why Do People Want Mindy Kaling and B.J. Novak Together So Much? We Examine

We Almost Lost Big Bird in the Challenger Explosion

Celebrating Mother's Day with Linda Belcher

Sandra Lee Is Getting Her Own Lifestyle Show on ABC Because Sandra Lee Knows How to Live

In Honor of Tina Fey's Letterman Strip-Tease, Let's Look Back on the Original

The 'Broad City' Ladies Are Teaming Up with Paul Feig for a New Movie

Nick Loeb/Sofia Vergara Battle Leads to Logical Conclusion--Fox News Says Men Should Be Able to Veto Abortions

An Incredibly Important Twitter Voice Has Been Silenced. No, Not That One.

Avengers Assemble ... to Sing. Bring the Jazz Hands!

Mini Thor Interviewing the Avengers Will Hulk Out Your Heart

Amy Schumer's '12 Angry Men' Parody Has EVERYONE

Michelle Beadle Spoke Out Against Floyd Mayweather on Twitter. Guess What Happened?

My Dadbody, Myself: Thank God We're Finally Celebrating Beauty in All Its Forms

An 'Absolutely Fabulous' Movie Is Coming Because God Loves Us and Wants Us to Be Happy

The NYTimes Gave Sofia Vergara's Ex a Platform for Some MRA, Pro-Life Nonsense

Sh-t People Say to Women Directors Will Inspire You and Make You Hate Everyone

Hey Marvel, Mark Ruffalo Would Sure Like to Buy Some Black Widow Merchandise

Alice Eve Thinks Bruce Jenner Is 'Playing at Being a Woman'

The Kardashians Could Actually Help People--Who Saw That One Coming?

Jake Gyllenhaal Used to Be in a Boy Band

Have You Ever Wanted to Wear George R.R. Martin on Your Crotch? Now You Can

Someone Un-Zack Snyder-ized 'Man of Steel' and 'Batman vs. Superman'

Did Andrew Garfield Cheat on Emma Stone?

'Goon 2' Is Coming!

Cobie Smulders Reveals She Had Ovarian Cancer

The New 'True Detective' Poster Is On Fire

The Duggars Shall Inherit the Earth: The Jessa One is Pregnant

The Way the Media Reports on Kristen Stewart and Her Girlfriend Is Hilarious

Kylie Jenner's Lips Are Destroying Our Children

NOW It's a Movie--Billy Zane Is Back for 'Zoolander 2'

Johnny Depp Is Reportedly Missing--Let's Speculate Wildly about Where He Could Be

The Rock, Brian Posehn and Patton Oswalt Are Talkin' P*ssy and Shake Weights on Twitter

Michael Bublé Is Gross and Posted a Gross Picture to Show How Gross He Is

Anna Kendrick's Ode to Emily Blunt Is a Lip Sync Battle for the Ages

Laverne Cox Poses Nude for Allure

Which 'Buffy' Actress Is Now Beyoncé's Stepsister?

An Author Is Suing Joss Whedon for $10 Million Over 'Cabin in the Woods'

Let's Get It On: MTV Bringing Back 'Celebrity Deathmatch'

Watch Dennis Quaid Freak the F*ck Right Out On Set

It's Been 10 Years Since the MTV Movie Awards's Best Ever Moment

Pink Shuts Down Fat Shamers Like a Damn Badass

Today in 'WTF PETA?' News, Miley Cyrus's Sister Gets Dissected

The '90sest People to Guest Star on 'Mad Men'

Nora Dunn Is Dropping SNL Truth Bombs about Jan Hooks, Jon Lovitz and Crazypants Victoria Jackson

Liveblogging the '90s: Empire Records

Eff It, Just Reboot Everything: 10 More Shows We Should Drag Out of the Grave

If You're Not Watching 'Bates Motel' Now Is Probably a Good Time to Start

'Arrested Development' To Return for 17 More Episodes

Random Alert: Jon Cryer and Demi Moore Used to Date

Lindsay Lohan, World's Best Photoshopper, Strikes Again

Sesame Street's 'Game of Thrones' Parody Is the Best Thing You'll See Today

Forget The Rock--John Legend and Common Killed It on 'Lip Sync Battle'

You're Officially Old--Jason 'Jay Fat Buds' Mewes Is a Dad

'The Price Is Right' Actually Won April Fool's Day

The Amy Winehouse Documentary Is Probably Going to Be a Real Gut-Punch

Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone Are Reportedly Done--I Am Not Handling It Well

The Shailene Woodley-est Things Shailene Woodley Has Ever Said

David Duchovny Is Releasing an Album

Did You Know the Church of Scientology Started a Kid's Pop Group?

One Year Later: Re-Reviewing the 'How I Met Your Mother' Finale

In the Wake of 'Going Clear,' Here Are Eight Famous Scientologists We Should Rescue

'That's Your F*cking Question?' Cate Blanchett Interviews Are the Best Interviews

Who Should Write and Direct the '50 Shades' Sequels?

To Watch Guy Fieri Eat a Burger Is to Gaze into the Gaping Maw of Hell

Why Jon Hamm's Rehab Announcement Is So Important

What We Can Learn from Women Who Live Into Their Hundreds

Rumor Has It 'Captain Marvel' Has Been Cast -- Let's Speculate!

Mo'ne Davis Forgives the Assh*le Baseball Player Who Called Her a Slut

Rob Kardashian Apparently Thinks Kim Is a Psychopathic Murderer

The Miley Cyrus Wax Figure Is the Scariest Thing You'll See Today

Kevin Smith, Michael Rooker and Stan Lee 'Makin' a Number 2'

How Jonathan Turned Out to Be the Most Successful 'Buffy' Actor

Why Do We Have Such HIgh Expectations for Female-Centered TV Shows?

What the Hell Is Iggy Azalea Saying?

Betty White Is Getting a Lifetime Achievement Emmy

Peasants, Rejoice! Gwyneth Paltrow Is Just Like You

David Arquette Got Kicked Out of Justin Bieber's Birthday Party

'MacGyver' Is Coming Back...As a Woman!

Emma Thompson and Kevin Kline Will Star in 'Beauty and the Beast' with Emma Watson

Let's Bid a Fond Farewell to Jessica Lange on 'American Horror Story' with Her Best Moments

Liveblogging the '80s: Three Men and a Baby

Kathy Griffin Leaves 'Fashion Police'...And for a Great Reason

Lindsay Lohan, This Is An Instagram Photoshopping Intervention

Vintage Steve Carell as Fabio (With Bonus Stephen Colbert) Is the Cure for What Ails You

'I'm White--Should I Use the N-Word?' We Help You Decide

The 'Game of Thrones' Cast Describes Their Show in 30 Seconds

Stars Who Had to Lose Weight to Play Themselves

Need a Safe Space to Work Out Your 'Ghostbusters for Guys' Frustrations? This Is that Space

The Mindblowing People Voicing Characters on Shows Your Kids Watch

John Mayer Revisits His 'Intellectual Crash' and Recovering Ego Addiction--We Revisit What a Piece of Sh*t He Is

The 'Problem Child' TV Show Has Found Its John Ritter -- Matthew Lillard

Joss Whedon on 'Spider-Man 3 Territory': Trying to Get All Those Superheroes into 'Age of Ultron' Was a 'Nightmare'

The Good, Bad and Ugly Celebrity Bleach Jobs

Your Weekly Penis-News Round-Up

Chris Pratt Is an Actual Real-Life Superhero Who Kicks Down Doors and Saves Babies

Leonardo DiCaprio Issued a Statement Saying He's Not Banging Rihanna--But Why?

Do You Want to Know What Pregnancy Is Really Like? I'll F*cking Tell You

Bobby Brown's Family Is Filming a Reality Show

A Duggar Husband Tried to Run a Cat Over with a Sled; Whole Family Is Made of Garbage

The Best of Times, the Worst of Times: Let's Talk about John Cusack

Let's Watch Natalie Dormer Make Out with a Bunch of People in Hozier's New Video

It's My Birthday--Let's Have a Misandry Party

Kid Rock Came for Beyoncé--Now the Beyhive Comes for Kid Rock

What Television and Movies Should Have Taught Us about Turning 30

Andy Threatens Dr. Saperstein Liam Neeson-Style and Other Things We Learned from the Extended 'Parks and Rec' Finale

Ben Affleck Was Caught Whispering to Jennifer Lopez at the Oscars -- Let's Speculate Wildly about It!

Lindsay Lohan's Acting Is a Gift to Us All, So She Tried to Count it as Community Service

Watch the 'Parks and Recreation' Cast Toast Each Other on 'Late Night with Seth Meyers'

40 Things We'll Miss about 'Parks and Recreation'

Jason Jones Is Leaving 'The Daily Show'--Guess That Means He's Out of the Running for Host Then

Cheers for TV's First Totally NBD Abortion, Courtesy of Sunday Night's 'Girls'

Everything about John Travolta that Made Everyone Massively Uncomfortable During the Oscars

Prince Harry and Emma Watson? OK, But Let's Look Back at William and Britney, the Greatest Love that Never Was

Liveblogging the 2015 Academy Awards

Wanna See Jamie Dornan Naked? Skip 'Fifty Shades' and Check Out This 2002 Abercrombie Catalog

Amy Poehler Honors Harris Wittels

Who's Afraid of the Unretouched Woman?

We Could Have Had a 'First Wives Club' Sequel, But Hollywood Hates Women, Says Goldie Hawn

'Brutally Honest' Oscar Voter Kind of an Assh*le

Kristen Bell Takes Anti-Vaxxers to Task Like the Boss She Is

The 10 Best Out-of-Context Movie Spoilers

Is Sam Taylor-Johnson Trying to Pull Out of the Fifty Shades Sequels?

It's OK, Everyone, Sarah Silverman and Michael Sheen Are Still Together

Gwyneth Paltrow's Most Sciencey Advice for Living Your Ultimate Life

Jessica Simpson Tries to Ride the 50 Shades of Grey Wave in a Weird Photoshoot

Hey, Ladies! A Galentine's Day Quote-a-pallooza

Celebrating 'Saved by the Bell''s Jessie Spano, the Patron Saint of '90s Baby Feminists

The Biggest 'What the Hell Was the Point of That?' Moments on 'American Horror Story: Freak Show'

What Does Diplo Know about Taylor Swift That Makes Him 'Scared For His Life'?

Colin Jost Says Obama's Two Wins Joke Was 'Incredibly Lame', and as Head Writer of SNL, He Would Know

Dammit Jerry! The 10 Jerry-est Things about 'Parks and Rec''s Jerry/Larry/Gary/Terry

The Taylor Swift/Jake Gyllenhaal Gossip Conspiracy

Liveblogging the 2015 Golden Globes

10 Things We Need to Let Go in 2015

The 35 Least Garbage Things That Happened in 2014

Taylor Swift Fell Down Some Stairs on New Year's Eve

Jared Leto May Cut His Majestic Hair; We Bid His Locks Adieu

Love Actually's Greatest Mystery: Why Does Everyone Think Natalie Is So Fat?

Liveblogging the '90s - Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

2014: Your Year in Bieber

Chris Rock: Ben Roethlisberger is 'the Original Cosby'

Why I Write about Celebrity Gossip

I Could Be in Love With Someone Like You: The Last Five Years Trailer

Maternity Clothes Are Goddamn Hideous

The Best MST3K Shorts on YouTube to Rock Your Turkey Day, You Turkeys

NBC Cancels Bill Cosby's Sitcom Pilot--What Happens Next?

Robert Pattinson's New Haircut Is the Most Frightening Thing I've Seen in Weeks

James Franco and Seth Rogen Will Be Naked and Afraid

Liveblogging the '90s: My Father the Hero

The Duggar Girl Banging Her Husband in Church Is My New Favorite Story

Liveblogging the '90s: Scream 2

Because You Won't Believe Us Anyway: Street Harassment Round-Up

Naked Fights, Creepy Kids in Masks, Orgies: Netflix's 'Marco Polo' Has Everything

What Your Halloween Costume Says about You

'Welcome to the Dollhouse''s Dawn Wiener Lives...But She's Coming Back as Greta Gerwig

Liveblogging the '90s: Hocus Pocus

Why Do We Care about Renee Zellweger's Face So Much?

10 Things We Love about Team America on its 10th Anniversary

#GamerGate: Is Their Hashtag Really More Important than Women's Lives?

Sponge and Donkey Lips from 'Salute Your Shorts' Have Something to Say about the Matthew Klickstein Backlash

Jennifer Lawrence Responds to Nude Photo Leak

Put on a Fresh Pot of Coffee Because Twin Peaks Is Coming to Showtime

Liveblogging the '90s: She's All That

"Win the Chance to Direct the New Twilight:" Why a Female-Empowering Film Project is Massively Depressing for Women

Adam Levine Thinks Stalking Is Totally Hot

Liveblogging the '90s: Varsity Blues

"Am I a Feminist?" | Pajiba Helps Answer a Confusing Question

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Talks Feminism, Women Against Feminism and His Mom

Gabrielle Union Speaks Out Against "The Fappening," Vultures and the Victimization of Women

Love Is Dead FOREVER: Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne Split

Ben McKenzie Goes All Ryan Atwood on a Pillar; the Pillar Wins

Reminder: Justin Theroux Was the Breakdancing DJ in Zoolander

6 Reasons You're the Worst Is the Best

What Nude Photo Scandals Tell Us about How We View Women

4Chan Douche Hacks and Posts Nudes of Jennifer Lawrence, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Brie Larson and Other Female Stars because the Internet Is the Worst Place in the World

Full House Might Get the Reboot Treatment

California Earthquake Devastates the Only Thing That Matters: Wine

Liveblogging the 2014 Emmy Awards

Jack Huston Might Be Our New Doctor Strange

The VMAs Had One Queen to Rule them All

Prince Announces Two New Albums

Questionable Pregnancies and Hideous Hatemongering: Your Day in Duggars

Phil Hartman to Receive Star on Walk of Fame--Let's Celebrate with Some of His Best Moments

Daniel Radcliffe Posits the Radical Notion that Men Aren't Entitled to Women's Vaginas, Earns All-Access Pass to Mine

Chris Pratt Takes the Ice Bucket Challenge

In Celebrity Mad Libs News, Jennifer Lawrence Is Allegedly Dating Chris Martin

Gene Simmons Tells Depressed People to Kill Themselves, Can Go F*ck Himself

Why Do We Personalize Celebrity Deaths?

Marc Maron, Kumail Nanjiani and Company Talk Robin Williams' Impact

Liveblogging the '90s: The Devil's Advocate

Liveblogging the '90s: Hackers

Who Is the Golden-Showered (Bathed?) Subject of Robert Pattinson's Blind Item?

Chris Pratt Stole Guardians Costume to Visit Sick Kids, Is Flaw-Free

How Not to Provoke a Man into Beating You: Tips for Today's Woman

New Image of Zack Synder's Batman Revealed at Comic Con

Liveblogging the '90s: I Know What You Did Last Summer

Lonely Then, Like an Alien: Britney Spears and the Public View of Mental Illness

Robert Downey, Jr. Issues Best Pregnancy Announcement Ever

Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Cobie Smulders

35 Things about Dustin Rowles and Pajiba that No One Denies

Liveblogging the '90s: A Real-Time Review of Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead

Fascinating Video Examines Martin Scorsese's Use of Silence

Liveblogging the '90s: A Real-Time Review of The Cutting Edge

Saved by the Bell Unauthorized Behind-the-Scenes Movie Coming to Lifetime

American Apparel Fires Dov Charney: Is the Day of the Creep Behind Us?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Spent Four Hours Photoshopping Their Wedding Pics

Double the Sarah Paulson, Double the Fun: Paulson Reveals Two-Headed 'American Horror Story: Freak Show' Character

James Franco Has Delusions of Talent Grandeur, Is a Tad Creepy, Might Be Crazy. He's the Perfect Tommy Wiseau.

Should You Ever Refer to Joey from 'Full House' as Uncle Joey?

Justin Bieber Takes Racism Game to the Next Level, Sings Song about Joining the KKK

Kanye West's Wedding Gift to Kim Kardashian Will Make You Believe in True Love

The Mountain and the Viper Kiss and Make Up

Video Surfaces of Justin a Bieber Telling REALLY Racist Jokes and Saying the N-Word

Liveblogging the '90s: Real-Time Review of 'The Craft'

Hulu in Preliminary Talks to Bring Back 'Community'

#YesAll Women, #YesAllPeople and the Dangers of Misunderstanding Feminism

Liveblogging the '90s: Real-Time Review of 'Fear'

10 Reasons RuPaul's Drag Race is the Best Show on Television

Liveblogging the '90s: Real-Time Review of 'The Crush'

Ashton Kutcher: A True Hero

Here's Everything We Know about the Solange/Jay-Z/Beyoncé Situation, the Most Important Story in the World

Justin Bieber Accused of Robbery and Even his Robbery Game Is Weak

Kirk Cameron Defends our Freedom from those Anti-Freedom Homosexuals

Beyoncé's Sister Solange Attacks Jay-Z in an Elevator in our Generation's Zapruter Film

20 Years Ago Today, This was the Number One Song in America. Never Forget What You Did.

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What a Relief! Recapping the Real 'How I Met Your Mother' Finale

People Magazine 'Consciously Uncouples' Itself from Gwyneth Paltrow's Good Graces

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Because Guts Have Sh*t for Brains: How I Met Your Mother, 'The Last Forever'

100 Things We'll Miss about How I Met Your Mother

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Mystery Science Theater 3000 to Kind of Make Glorious Return to TV

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What Movies Never Told You about Life with an Addict

Jimmy Fallon and Lena Dunham Talk '90s Coming of Age Masterpiece, Confuse London Twins

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TGIF Reunion and #TBT Photos that Will Warm Your Heart Cockles

A Measured and Lengthy Treatise on Lindsay Lohan's Conquest List

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How I Met Your Mother, "Daisy" Review: The Captain and Boats Boats Boats? I Ship It

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Liveblogging the 2014 Academy Awards

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Ready Your Kleenex: Liam Neeson Talks Natasha Richardson

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My Blandy Valentine: Endless Love (Remake and Original) Review

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The Good, the Bad and the Awfulsome: Why American Horror Story is the Most Wonderful Sh*tshow

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A Lengthy Feminist Treatise on the Golden Globes Criticism of Gabourey Sidibe, Lena Dunham and General Body-Shaming Culture

25 Films That Are Shockingly Able to Call Themselves "Oscar Nominated"

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The Poehler Feytex: 2014 Golden Globes Liveblog

The Great Beef Embargo: Shia LeBeouf, We're F*cking Done Professionally

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Mad Shopping, Bro: Zac Efron Skateboards Around the Grocery Store Like Cool People Do

An Open Apology to Jenny McCarthy

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May Your Days Be Kind of Merry and Sort of Bright: Depression During the Holidays

Move Over, Kardashians. There's a New Best Christmas Card Ever.

Why Lady Gaga and Terry Richardson Should (But Won't) Halt the Release of the Video for "Do What U Want"

Every Little Thing He Does is Douchey: Shia LaBeouf Plagiarizes Dan Clowes and Yahoo Answers

Hideous Fatty Jennifer Lawrence Photoshopped to be Worthy of Human Sight

Who Run the World? Beyoncé Just Changed the Whole Motherf*cking Game

Nice Beaver: Ed Helms is the New Frank Drebin

Justin Bieber Calls Fan a 'Beached Whale', Teases Her Till She Cries, Might Not Be the Kindest Gentlest Elf in the Workshop

Chris Brown is This Generation's Martin Luther King, Jr. and Jesus, Says Man Who Urinates on Children

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How to Effectively Avoid Falling for an Internet Hoax

Livetweeting Real Life: When People Stop Being Polite and Start Being Dicks for Retweets

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Pajiba Grief Counseling: Reacting to the Most Tragic Television Character Death This Year

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Bitches, Man: Women, Your Female Brains are Why You Aren't as Successful as Men

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Network Television, You in Danger, Girl: 'Ghost' to be Adapted for TV

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God Dammit, Justin Bieber: Pop Fetus Creates Racist Graffiti

An Open Letter to Anyone Who Thinks They Can Solve the Riddles of Marriage and Parenthood by Reading an Open Letter

Charlie Sheen is an Awful Human Being, Part 6,539

Blake Lively Says Things, Frolics in a F**king Meadow

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Guy Fieri and His Hairdresser Brawl. We Attempt to Uncover the Possible Reasons

"I Invented Him": Director James Toback Rips Robert Downey, Jr.'s Career to Shreds

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OK, Men's Rights Movement, Your Friendly Neighborhood Frigid B*tch Feminist is Listening: What the Hell Do You Want?

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Do You Wear High Heels? Congratulations! You're a Brainless Self-Harmer, According to Tech CEO

Sometimes We Need to Stop Everything and Remember that 'Models, Inc.' Ended with a Character Being Sold Into Sexual Slavery

Songwriter Spends Life Savings on Plastic Surgery to Look Like Justin Bieber, Fails Miserably

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Aaron Paul Does Starbucks Drake Hands, Warms the Lattes of Our Hearts

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Meg Ryan Preps for Comeback, and Why We Need to Welcome Her Back with Open Arms

Bruce Willis Hosts SNL. Shrug.

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God Dammit, Chris Brown

Justin Timberlake: Hollywood Trying to Make "Fetch" Happen

In Stark (hee) Contrast to Bieber, the Real Joffrey Just Enjoys a Good Sandwich

Sinead O'Connor Pens Heartfelt Open Letter to Sinead O'Rebellion, aka, Miley Cyrus: Perfect, or the Dreaded Slut Shame?

Mia Farrow and Family Discuss Woody Allen Devastation. Media Expectedly Misses Point.

Justin Bieber Being Carried Up the Great Wall of China is the Funniest Thing You'll See All Day

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I Actually Feel Sorry for Lindsay Lohan. You May Never Hear Those Words Again.

Blake Lively Starts a New Company Devoted to All the Things She's So Good At

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Thank You, Linus: 'How I Met Your Mother' Starts Strong

Celebrity Couples I Must Befriend At Once

Famke Janssen Broke Into Her Own House...or Did She?

Cher Admits She Might Not Be Flawless, Becomes Flawless in the Process

Jennifer Aniston Sure is Pregnant a Lot

The Sound of Music: Live Has a Poster and It's Coming to Eat Your Soul Through Your Nostrils

Maybe the Children Shouldn't Be Our Future: Jaden Smith Says Things

Gwyneth Paltrow Hosts the World's Whitest Party

Men Force Kisses On Women ... Fer Fun, Guys!

Your Opinions on Miley Cyrus Are Necessary to My Personal Wellbeing

Slut Shaming, Sanctimommies and Hope for the Next Generation

John Travolta's Hair: An Investigation

Woman Arrested for Stalking John Cusack, True Ramifications of His Role in Ruining Womankind Now Clear

I Understand Neither Art Nor Fashion

Backdoor Teen Mom Gives the Greatest Interview About Womanity That You Will Ever Read

Why Do We Care?: Entertainment Journalism, Celebrity Gossip and Pajiba's Place in it All

Kardashian Show Mixes it Up, Throws in a Crack Addiction Plotline

A Lengthy Feminist Treatise on Miley Cyrus's VMA Performance and Its Societal Impact

Liveblogging the 2013 VMAs

YouTube Star "Fred" Comes Out, Because This Has Been the Most Adorable Week for Coming Out

NSYNC to Reunite at VMA Awards, Pajiba Writer Cleans and Presses Her Liveblogging Capelet

An Open Letter to Lindsay Lohan and Oprah

JTT in the Wild: Because When a Unicorn is Spotted, There Must Be Celebration

Too Close for Comfort: The Movies That Hit Way Too Close To Home

Breezy Had a Seize-y and It's All Your Fault

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Vile "New York Post" Critic Hates Hotness

The Fantastically Fabulous Film Females We Miss Ever So Much

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Everyone's Favorite Girlfriend is Returning to "How I Met Your Mother"

A Moment of Silence As Kate Middleton Angrily Crosses "Carlos Danger" Off Her Baby Name List

Amanda Bynes on Psychiatric Hold After Attempted Self-Immolation

The Night Michael Showalter Fell in Love With Me: Your Bizarre Run-ins With the Rich and Famous

Don't Make Nancy Drew Angry. You Wouldn't Like Her When She's Angry.

Lindsay Lohan, Kris Kardashian and Fake Babies: The Apocalypse Will Be Televised

Why this Kaley Cuoco/Henry Cavill Brouhaha is Really Bothering Me

Another One Bites the Dust: Leah Remini Leaves Scientology

Olivia Munn Continues to Make It Very Difficult for Us to Dislike Her

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Bad Words Vs. Bad People: The Forgiveness Double Standard

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10 Things We Love Despite the Presence of Paris Hilton

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Vice Magazine Sticks Its Head in the Oven of Good Taste

Melissa McCarthy Responds to Rex Reed with Class and Goodness; We Are Reminded that Rex Reed is a Total Butt Chud

Gwyneth Paltrow is Hiding Something. We're on the Case

In Which I Feel Sorry for a Kardashian

We've Come So Far with So Far to Go: Womanity's No Good, Very Bad Week

One Very Sad News Item and Several Attempts to Make You Forget It

Former Co-Stars Whose Continued BFF-ship Brings Us Joy

Patrick Stewart's First Ever Slice of Pizza is the New Start We All Need

Let's Play '90s Child Star Mad Libs with Andrew Keegan!

Justin Timberlake is the Worst

Helen Mirren Will Warm Your Heart, Add Two Lumps of Sugar and a Spot of the Milk of Your Own Happy Tears

Andrew Garfield Plays Basketball with Kids in His Spiderman Costume, Ovaries Explode Nationwide

The Emotional Rollercoaster of Life as a Fan of "The Office"

The Many Loves of Ted Mosby: Let's Pour Some Out for the Not-Your-Mothers

Shelley Long: A Celebration

Nancy Grace Shares Her Camera Space With No One. NO ONE!

An Open Letter to "How I Met Your Mother" Creators Carter Bays and Craig Thomas

Let's Have a High School Dance Party

Lindsay Lohan Blogging From Rehab Will, In Fact, Be the Best, Most "Adequite" Thing That Ever Happened to Me

So, You Want to Sell a Sex Tape

Unpopular Counterpoint: I Still Like "Community"

Gwyneth Paltrow Named the Most Beautiful Woman in the World, But Tilda Swinton is the Most Flawless

Pregnant Celebrities Don't Need Your Help

The Unanswered Questions of "Saved by the Bell": A Pajiba Palate Cleanser

So, Let's Talk About Amanda Bynes...: The Mendoza Line of Celebrity Schadenfreude

Rosaria Dawson Goes Pantsless, Just as New Hampshire Politicians Had Intended

Pod-crushes: The Crushes Brought To You By and Listeners Like You

America's Finest Political Mind, Dionne from "Clueless," Has Opinions

A Pajiba Love with That Extra Special Ingredient

Amanda Bynes Has ... AN IMPOSTER!

Amy Poehler Has a New Boyfriend, And It's a Good One

Thanks A Lot, Paris: Brandy's Brother and Bruce Jenner's Stepdaughter Make a Sex Tape

An Open Letter to Jon Hamm's Penis

Corpse Bride: What Did the End of Last Night's "How I Met Your Mother" Mean?

F*ck Everything, Let's Talk About Rape

These People Are Not Who You Think They Are: Your Celebrity Reality Check

I Think Ian Somerholder Is About To Eat Grumpy Cat

Highlights from Justin Timberlake's Fifth SNL, aka, the Most Enjoyable Best-Of Compilation Ever

Justin Bieber Being Held Back From Attacking Photographers Is the Funniest Thing You'll See All Day

Yet Another Open Letter to Taylor Swift, aka, DAMMIT, TAYLOR, DO WE HAVE TO KEEP DOING THIS?

17 Reasons We As a Nation Need a Live Rifftrax of Twilight

The Romantic Comedies That Prove Why You're Wrong About Romantic Comedies

Liveblogging the 2013 Academy Awards

Mindy McCready and the Curse of Celebrity Rehab: Blurring the Lines Between TV and Treatment

The TV Loves That May Never Be, and Ones That Got Away: A Seriously Valentine's List

Happy Fat Tuesday, My Little Babe-raham Lincolns

The Most Disturbing Thing About the Movie Flight

The Most Amazing Celebrity Lawsuits

Chris Brown is a Lot Like Jesus

The Kardashians Finally Go Too Far

Another Open Letter to Taylor Swift

You Guys! I Love Sports Now! Ahem. I Mean, Making Up Dead Girlfriends Is Wrong

While You Were Campaining for an Oprah Interview About Your Use Of Performance Enhancing Cake

Liveblogging the 2013 Golden Globes

Twilight Actor Urinates on Airport Terminal Floor, Just Like the Movies Have Done To Our Cultural Landscape

The 15 Pop Culture Moments That Made Us Cry in 2012

Santa John Mayer Was In Your House While You Slept: A Pajiba Holiday Tale

The 5 Celebrities Who Squandered the Most Goodwill in 2012 (and the 4 Who Actually Made Us Like Them)

My Reactions to Last Night's "How I Met Your Mother" in GIF Form

The Year in Review: The Enlow Movie Awards for Best in Sh*t-Show

Let's Celebrate Dylan McDermott's Triumphant Return to "American Horror Story" with a Ben Harmon Appreciation Post

I Just Have a Lot of Feelings: The Olivia Newton-John/John Travolta Christmas...Thing.

The 12 Douchiest Movie Boyfriends

Fighting, Finding Jesus and Biting the Hand that Feeds You: This Week in Child Stardom

Live Blogging Lifetime's Lohansterbacle 'Liz & Dick'

Let's Speculate Not-So-Wildly About the Remaining Three "Most Fascinating People" on Baba Wawa's Annual List

America F**k (-ing People You're Not Married To) Yeah!: Our Favorite Political Sex Scandals

This is an Intervention: "How I Met Your Mother" Season 8

25 Reasons Why More "Boy Meets World" is a Wonderful Thing

Chris Brown Wore a Halloween Costume

The Tao of Lohan

The 6 Dickbag-iest Things About Justin Timberlake's Wedding

Let's Speculate Wildly About Whatever the F**k Donald Trump is Going On About Now


Alright, Taylor Swift, Are We Gonna Do This Or What?

Sigh. Well, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Are On TV Now.

Oh. My. God. I Think I'm Having Palpitations: The Olivia Newton-John/John Travlota Christmas Album

I Just Wanted to Say "Hello" | The Most Heartbreaking Doctor Who Moments

I Am Woman, I Am Bored: Nikki Finke Thinks Beautiful Women Aren't Funn--zzzzzzzzzzzzz...

In Which We Attempt to Carry On Without Arnett/Poehler Red Carpet Cuteness: 2012 Emmy Liveblog

Long Story Short, Everyone's Terrible: Your A**hole Round-Up for the Day

Lindsay Lohan vs. Amanda Bynes: Two Child Stars Enter, Both Run You Over as They Leave

My Internal Struggle With This Jessica Simpson Baby Weight Mess

Kim Kardashian is Terrible, Part 2,547 (And 7 Celebrities Who Are Wonderful, In an Effort to Counterbalance Said Terrible)

The Best Videos to Lose at the MTV Video Music Awards

Because, Seriously, Movies Didn't Teach Me Sh*t: Adventures in Postpartum Depression

Their Union is Unholy: The Celebrity Couplings That Will Bring About Our Very Undoing

Because Why Have Just Thor When You Could Have More: The Avengers Assemble to Dance Their Asses Off

So, You've Incited a Hollywood Scandal

Pajiba Tackles the Issues That Matter: The Haircuts Heard 'Round the World

Here Comes Pimped Children: The Whole "Kids Are Off Limits" Thing Is Now Off the Table

There Are No Winners in this Thunderdome: The Stupidest/Greatest Hollywood Feuds

17 Particularly WTFish Moments That Did, In Fact, Happen on Your Television

The 6 Celebrity Break-Ups That Rocked Civilization to Its Core, Its Very Core I Say!

Cheating, Truth-Telling, PR and Being 22 In Public: Assessing this Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson Mess

Our Cinematic Autobiography: Blue Valentine

Liveblogging the '90s: Batman and Robin

Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 is to Film as its Posters are to Poster Art

Pictures, Paparazzi and Pleasantries: Do Celebrities Owe Us Anything?

Let's Take a Break from Celebrity Divorce to Celebrate the Most Adorable Celebrity Love

Katie Holmes, We Underestimated You

LOVE IS DEAD FOREVER | A Look Back at Tom and Katie, The Greatest Love Story of Our or Any Time

Johnny Depp Proven Imperfect, Worlds Crumble: When the Good Ones Disappoint

The Devolution Will Be Televised: The Most 9 Most Egregious Dumbing Downs on TV

Why, As I Live and Breathe, Is That Liz Taylor Herself or a Puffy, Cracked Out Clone?

Did I Ever Tell You You're My Hero?: Ranking the Tearjerkiest Tearjerker Deaths of All Time

How We Love To Watch Them Fall: What Does Our Celebrity Schadenfreude Say About Us?

Let's Speculate Wildly About the Contents of Lindsay Lohan's Pink Bag

Life's Hard When You're John Mayer: A Pajiba Pep Talk

Celebrity Apologies: The Good, The Bad and the *Facepalm*

The Most Emotionally Damaged Family Sitcom Characters

Are You Ready to Go Back to Bill Paxton's Cable-Knit Sweater Collection? | Liveblogging Titanic

Examining the Most Forgettable Face in Hollywood

We Didn't Know. We. Just. Didn't. Know. | How Movies and Television Have Left You Completely Unprepared for Pregnancy


Jersey Shore Stars Are Now Parents-to-Be and Rehab-itants | At What Point Is This No Longer Entertainment?

In Honor of Community's Return, I Give You the 8 Best Shots of Annie's Boobs

Pilot Season Pity Party: The Highs and Lows of Our TV Future

The Celebrity Sex Tapes No One Asked For (But Totally Exist)

So, How Have Your '90s Tiger Beat Heartthrobs Fared Over the Years?

There is Another ... Snooki: The Jersey Shore is Spawning

You Did It Again. You Just Mosby-ed Me. | "How I Met Your Mother" February Sweeps-cap

Liveblogging the 2012 Academy Awards

An Open Letter to Chris Brown

Is It Better To Burn Out or Fade Away?: A Two-Sided View of Addiction, Death and Public Reaction

I Said Good Day, Sir: Once Great TV Shows That Lasted Far Longer Than They Should Have

"Please Don't Make a Joke Out of Me" | "Smash" Review

Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before: Hollywood, Desperation and Pathetic Grasps at Youth

Finally, the First Great Movie of the Year

What to Expect from What to Expect When You're Expecting Based On Its Posters

Justin Bieber Looking To Remake Fear. In a Related Story, I'm Looking to Punch Justin Bieber in the Chest Repeatedly

That Time Mark Wahlberg Almost Treated Terrorism Like Reese Witherspoon's Dad, and Other Stupid Things Famous People Say

Happy Birthday, Betty White! | A Celebration of Geriatric Awesome

Liveblogging the 2012 Golden Globes

So You're a Celebrity Baby: A Pajiba Manual for Better Living

Lindsay Lohan in Talks to Play Elizabeth Taylor, and I Tase Myself in a Desperate Effort to Feel Feelings

I Am Officially Sick of Your Sh*t: An Open Letter to Taylor Swift

Celebrity Bullsh*t: 2011's Greatest Gifts of All

An Uncomfortable Look Back: The Best Creepy Had to Offer in 2011

The 10 Best SNL Sketches of 2011

A Joyous, Heartwarming Holiday Greeting from All of Us at Pajiba to Fill You With Festive Splendor

TMZ Finds the Line, Crosses It, Sh*ts On It

Clint Eastwood's Family to Get Own E! Reality Show | I Don't Understand Any of Those Words

6 Television Professionals Who Are Impressively Bad at Their Jobs

"Two, three, even four new Kardashian spinoffs" | THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER

How I Met Your Mother Sweeps-cap: Jesus Fu*king Christ

2012 Grammy Nominations, and 9 Nominations That Prove the Grammys Are Not a Real Thing

Christmas is Canceled: There Will Be No Kardashian Kristmas Special. Please. Remain Calm.

In Praise of the Janets: TV Characters We Love Despite the Fact Their Shows May Not

Pajiba's Here To Help: Scamming a Celebrity into a Paternity Scandal for Fun and Profit

Happy Sunshiny News to Put Some Happy in the New Depths of Despair You Reached Last Night (Also, GIFs)

Why Do We Forgive?: A Pajiba Discussion

Happy Birthday, TMZ: You Princes of Class, You Kings of Go F*ck Yourself

There May Be a Justin Bieby: Maury Moments of the Stars

Kim Kardashian and the Other Hollywood Marriages That Hock Peanut Butter Loogies on the Idea of Your "Sacred Institution"

We Need To Talk About Courtney Stodden

Playboy: Lindsay Lohan's Last Gasp?

6 Men Who Make the Ugliest Women (and 7 Who Don't Suck At It)

The Greatest and/or Most Ridiculous Celebrity Products

Baby Bumps, Real and/or Imagined: You Guys. Seriously. Hollywood is F*cked Up.

Are You F*cking With Us or Not? Ashton and Demi's Road to the Finish

Rape and Hollywood's Gravitation Toward Clunky Similes

Let's Pour Some Out for the Stars Who Never Were

Barney & Nora & Ted & Robin: How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Thus Far, or How a Sitcom Tried to Kill Me

Why We Hate: Character vs. Actor Edition

Like Zack Attack Said, Friends Forever, Always Till The End: The Best Female Friendship Movies

Two and a Half Men Took the High Road...Then Hilariously Farted On It

The 2011 Emmy Liveblog

Hackers: The Hollywood Boogeyman

In Praise of Utter B*tchery: Madonna, We've Missed You

You Look Like a Baby Prostitute: An Open Letter to TLC

Rejecting Your Hipster Displeasure: The Best SNL Sketches of the Last Three Years

If You're Going to Be an Asshole, That's Fine, I Respect Your Choice, But Don't Do It In Front of Me: Dancing With the Stars Cast Backlash Makes Me Tired and Sad

You Deserve Better Than This, My Friend: Actors Who Should Be So Much More Than They Are

Don't Panic: A Cursory Overview of Tabloid-Speak to Get You Through This Troubled Time

What Ever Happened to Class?: In Which I Attempt to Pinpoint the Exact Moment Dignity Died

Abercrombie & Fitch vs. The Situation: A Douche Against Douche Cage Match to the Finish

The Movie Pairs We Should Have Been Rooting For All Along

The Finest Excuses in the History of Celebrity F*ck Ups

I Swear To God, Kenny Ortega, I Will Strike Your Fancy Ass Down: Dirty Dancing Gets a Remake

Tied to the '90s: 8 Random Present-Day Performers Who Got Their Start On Nickelodeon

They Will Let Literally Anyone Do This: The Kardashians Pen Their First Novel

The Ungrateful Dead and the Judgmental Living: Why Celebrity Deaths Bring Out the Worst In Us

You've Got Spunk. I Hate Spunk: The Allegedly Adorable Dream Girls of Cinema

Really?: Charlie Sheen Given Another Show...And It's a TV Version of Anger Management

I Want To Staple Things To All Their Heads: Rumors of Bridget Jones 3 Once Again Rear Their Ugly, Not-That-Fat Heads

11 Celebrity Baby Names That Have Garnered Far More Attention Than Anything Remotely Important Ever

7 Movie Soundtracks That Deserved So Much Better Than Their Films

Are We Bad People? Casey Anthony, the Reality TV Effect and Dead Kids as Hallmark Entertainment

Speaking Ill of the Famous Dead: A Pajiba Discussion

Charlie Sheen to Die in Horrific Car Accident...Cue the Laugh Track!

The Bride (not the Uma one): The Greatest Villain in the History of Film

Cabbage Patch Kids to Get Own TV Special: Because Now You're Just F*cking With Us

How Celebrity Culture has Ruined Us (and Why That's Not the End of the World)

We Need to Have a Talk About All the Naked Photos: A Pajiba Conversation About Your T*tty Shots

Liveblogging the MTV Movie Awards

An Open Letter to Blake Lively's Publicist

Being Pretty is HARD, Y'all

The Most Emotionally Scarring So-Called Children's Movies of the '80s

I Really Like Justin Timberlake. Huh.

Your Illegitimate Child & You: A Lesson in PR From Your Local Marketing Professional

And Now A Word With Lars Von Trier

Jennifer Love Hewitt to Replace Mariska Hargitay on SVU?: More "No" Than You Can Shake a Stick At

Hugh Grant was Set to Replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men: A Mad Libs of Whaaaaaa?

In Defense Of: Martha Jones

Courtney & Joanna: We're Different People

Glee Goes 3D: No.

Anatomy of a Shipper

The Quarantine Has Been Compromised. The Disease is No Longer Contained: Presenting Jersey Shore's UK Counterpart

The Deadest Eyes in Hollywood: A Seriously Random List

Lindsay Lohan's Glamorous Hollywood Life (of Being Used Solely to Generate Publicity for Sh*tty Direct-to-Video Fare)

Courteney Cox & David Arquette: Candid and Refreshing, or a Weird Marketing Trick Designed to Make Us Super Uncomfortable?

Rehashed, Remade and Generally Stolen: There Are No More Ideas To Be Had On Television

The Stars of Our Youth Who've Aged Most Impressively (As Seen at The TV Land Awards, in Descending Order)

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