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Welcome to the Author Archive for Brian Prisco


Our Cinematic Autobiography: Clerks.


The Do-Deca-Pentathlon Review | Brothers Gotta Hug!


That's My Boy Review | I Got No F*cking Dukes


Even The Stars Are Ill At Ease: Pajiba Covers the Los Angeles Film Festival


Piranha 3DD Review | Jawful


Bernie Review | This is Just a Tribute! You Gotta Believe Me!


Hysteria Review | Hey Diddle Diddle With Your Cat I Want to Fiddle


Battleship Review | Putting the Bro in Hasbro


Hick Review | Mickey Mouse and Mallory


Headhunters Review | The Job Market is a Real Bitch


The Raven Review | They Tried to Quoth the Raven, but All They Did Was Give Poe the Bird


God Bless America Review | Don't You Hate Pants?!


Bully Review | We're Not Gonna Take It Anymore


Comic-Con Episode IV: A Fan's Hope Review | Klaatu Barada Nerdlinger


Go Then, There Are Other Worlds Than These: Universe Building and Fictional Crossover in Literature


Goon Review: The Fist of F*cking God


Game Shows Touch Our Lives: How My Father Would Fare In the Dystopian Game Shows of The Future


Casa de mi Padre Review | Buenos Tardes, Amigo


This Is Not A Film Review | Message in a Bottle


Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie Review | The Joke's On You!


Undefeated Review | Blindsided by the Friday Night Lights of the Titans


Safe House Review | Ultrasuede and Wallpaper Paste


W.E. Review | The King's Piece


Pastoraliyawn: The 2012 Academy Award Nominated Animated Shorts


They Didn't Kill Superman, They Killed Death: Max Landis's The Death and Return of Superman


Chronicle Review | Who Knows If Clark Kent Is A Superman? Or If He's Just An A**hole.


Kill List Review: Eyes Wide Wickersh*t


Mistakes Were Made: The 2012 Academy Award Nominated Live-Action Shorts


Red Tails Review | Fear of a Black Pilot


Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close Review | Cover Up Your Trembling Hands


Weekend Review | Finally, The Gays Are Free To Be Just As Boring As The Straights!


A Separation Review | Pride Goeth Before The Fall


The Iron Lady Review | Backwards and In High Heels


War Horse Review | No, Sir, I Don't Like It


My Week With Marilyn Review | Look At The Stars, Look How They Shine For You


A Dangerous Method Review | Sometimes a Cigar Is Just A Cigar


The Artist Review | Moving Pictures


Carnage Review | Parenting: The Other White Guilt


Don't Belittle My People!: A Cinematic Hanukkah Celebration


The Undefeated Review: The Worst Thing to Happen to American Cinema Since The Ku Klux Klan Discovered D.W. Griffith


We Need to Talk About Kevin Review | Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up


Coriolanus Review | One Motherf*cking Bad Ass


Albert Nobbs Review | I Put On Some Makeup


The Glorious Reappearing: Seven Actors Who We Wish Would Make a Triumphant Return from Retirement


The Devil's Double Review: Hussein in the Membrane, Hussein in the Brain


A Little Help Review: Parents Just Don't Understand


The Perfect Host Review: My Name is Keyser Snooze


Thumb On The Lens: Directors Who F*cked Up Their Own Films By Acting In Them


You're All Going to F**king Die! Summer Reads to Get You Sweaty


The Borrower Review: Wait, They Don't Love You Like I Love You


Uphill Both Ways Through The Snow: 8 Super Sh*tty Cinematic Childhood Experiences


Midnight In Paris Review: Yes We Can-Can-Can!


Jackass 3.5 Review: Dance, Prank Monkey, Dance!


Priest Review: Holy Sh*t


There Be Dragons Review: You Won't Fool The Children of the Revolution


Forks Over Knives Review: You're Vegetarians. Nobody Cares What You Think.


Passion Play Review: Just Call Me Angel of the Boring, Angel


Exporting Raymond Review: Glasnost in Translation


Dylan Dog: Dead of Night Review: The Woeful Parable of Dean Cain


Bin Caught Feldman Once When I Was Five: Edgar Frog Takes Credit for the Snuffing of Bin Laden


It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday: Celebrity Deaths That Most Affected You


Don't Say I Never Did You No Favors: Producer Sh*tcans Plans for Atlas Shrugged Trilogy Because of Critics


Henry's Crime Review: Neo vs. Chekhov: Bullsh*tastic


The Conspirator Review: Surratt/Merde


Atlas Shrugged: Part I Review: And Sisyphus Farted


Soul Surfer Review: With Arm Wide Open


Trust Review: Where Do We Go Now, Sweet Child O' Mine?


Super Review: Wasting Another Night On Planning My Revenge


Rubber Review: When I Was Seventeen, It Was a Very Goodyear


My Sucky Teen Romance Review: It Takes A Village to Snuff Twilight


The FP Review: Come Talkin' That Trash And We'll Pull Your Card


Hobo With A Shotgun Review: I Wupped Batman's Ass


Silver Bullets Review: Loup Garbage


Better This World Review: The Truth Is, I Thought It Mattered


Kumare Review: When That Loves Comes Down Without Devotion


96 Minutes Review: A Complete Waste of Time


blacktino review: BLACK! FAT! LATINO! MOVIE!


Jane Eyre Review: I Love Little Girls They Make Me Feel So Bad


Black Death Review: A Plague O' Both Your Houses!


Happythankyoumoreplease Review: Supercalifragilisticwhimsiquirkilicious!


Brotherhood Review: If You Give A Pledge A Pistol


I Saw The Devil Review | I Can't Stand It, I Know You Planned It, I'mma Set It Straight


Through A Lens Darkly: The Uniqueness of a Movie-Watching Experience


Finding Roses In The Rubble: The 2011 Oscar Nominated Documentary Shorts


Murderous Children and Misplaced Woo: The 2011 Oscar Nominated Live Action Shorts


Don't Say A Word, Baby, We're All Beautiful In Our Own Way: The 2011 Oscar Nominated Animated Shorts


The Eagle Review | So This Is What It Sounds Like When Doves Cry


The Closest Tyler Perry Will Ever Come To An Oscar Nomination


Six Recent Stalker Films You Should Watch Instead of The Roommate


A Seriously Random List | The Prisons of the Future


Death Race 2 Real-Time Review | Go That Way, Really Fast. If Something Gets In Your Way, Turn.


I Must Break You | Can Criticism Be Too Cruel?


Wham-O Repped By ICM | A F*cking Hula Hoop Has An Agent Before I Do. And I Do All My Own Nude Scenes.


From Prada to Nada Review | Colonel Brandon Is My Homeboy


Vanishing on 7th Street Review | Ha! I Got The Knife! Now Turn On The Goddamn Lights!


A Seriously Random List | I Get Two Paychecks This Way


Gimme My Money Back, You B*tch (And Don't Forget My Black T-Shirt) | What Are You Looking For in A Rom-Com?


Ong Bak 3 Review | The Passion of the Jaa


Complaining About The 2011 Oscar Nominations | What Do I Do With All This Hate?


Yippie-Kai-Yay, Motherf*cker | What Are You Looking For In An Action Movie?


A Seriously Random List | Overshadowed Celebrity Siblings


"Spartacus: Gods of the Arena" Review | Hack and Gash


Eloquent Eloquence 1-24-11 | What Did Tony Danza Ever Do To You?!


F/X's "Lights Out" Review | Super Punch-Out!


Fill Your Hands, You Sumb*tch | What Are You Looking For In A Western Film?


Box Office Round-Up | I Wouldn't F*ck You If You Were The Last D*ck On Earth


The Way Back Review | It's A Long Hard Road Out of Hell


A Fool And His Money Are Soon Pajiba | Unwise Things


B*tch, I Told You Not To Go In That G*ddamn House! | What Are You Looking For In A Horror Film?


The Housemaid Review | The Discreet Harm of the Bourgeoisie


Starship Troopers Review | You're It Until You're Dead Or I Find Someone Better


F*ck, Don't Tell Me My Princess Is In Another F*cking Castle Again! | What Are You Looking For In A Fantasy Film?


Little Rose Review | A Textbook Example of a Textbook Example


"Summer Wars" Review | Covering All Your Base Are Belong To Us


Mary and Max Review | Take This Sinking Boat And Point It Home


Season of the Witch Review | Gonna Break My Rusty Cage


"Blue Valentine" Review | We Went Down To The Courthouse And The Judge Put It All To Rest


Like Lost in Translation Choked on TMZ and Vomited Up Hunks of the Disillusionment of Celebrities | "Somewhere" Review


"Casino Jack" Review | Second Prize Is A Set of Steak Knives. Third Prize Is You're Fired.


"The Tempest" Review (A Sonnet in Iambic Pentameter) | Sonnet #155


"The Fighter" Review | It Doesn't Take A Big Man To Knock Somebody Down, Just A Little Courage To Lift Him Off The Ground


"The Company Men" Review | Into The Blue Again, After The Money's Gone


Money Quote: Rose McGowan Tries for Something Between Ophelia and Oh F*ck No, and Dear God Does She Miss | "Dead Awake"


"Made in Dagenham" Review | You Can Get It If You Really Want


"Night Catches Us" Review | As Sure As The Sun Will Come Up Tomorrow


"Frankie and Alice" Review | A Poor-Man's Version of Every Robin Williams in a Beard Film


"Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale" Review | Sinners In The Hands of An Angry Saint


"The King's Speech" Review | There Goes My Hero, He's Ordinary


For Your Commiseration: Ten Oscarbatory Hopefuls That Will Come Up Short


"Client 9: The Rise and Fall of Eliot Spitzer" Review | Noblesse Oblige


"Marwencol" Review | It Takes A Village


"127 Hours" Review | Rock and Roll All Night (And Pare Away At Your Arm Every Day)


"Red Hill" Review | And Heck's Coming With Him


They're Finally Focking Running Out | "New" Little Fockers Trailer


GhettoPhysics Review | That's The Name of the Game


"Idiots and Angels" Review | When God Comes And Calls Me To His Kingdom, I'll Take All You Sons of Bitches When I Go


Welcome to Rileys Review | I Just Want To Save You While There's Still Something Left To Save


"The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest" Review | Head Like A Hole, Black As Your Soul, I'd Rather Die Than Give You Control


Ticked Off Trannies with Knives Review | No Surprises Under This Skirt


Conviction Review | Family's All I Got


Inside Job Review | Grab That Cash With Both Hands and Make A Stash


Human Sacrifice! Cats and Dogs Living Together! Mass Hysteria! | "2012: A Time For Change" Review


"Kings of Pastry" Review | A Spoonful of Sugar Helps The Medicine Go Down


Who Gets The Dwarves In The Custody Battle? | Snow White Causing Hollywood to Bleed Rose Red


"Stone" Review | I Got A Rock


"You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger" Review | The Incontinental


Freakonomics" Review | Turning Perfectly Good Currency Into Monopoly Money


"Hatchet II" Review | One Small Slash for Censorship, One Giant Axewound for Mankind


"Leaves of Grass" Review | Weed Don't Need No Education


The Virginity Hit Review | Ch-Ch-Ch-Cherry Bomb


"Waiting for 'Superman'" Review | Hey, Teachers! Leave Them Kids Alone!


Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole Review | Pretty Bird


Ain't Too Proud to Ted | Most Bodacious Bill and Ted 3 In Our Future?


The Freebie Review | Love Will Tear Us Apart Again


"Never Let Me Go" Review | A Blue Harvest


A Woman, A Gun, and A Noodle Shop Review | Hong Coen Phooey


I'm Still Here Review | Portrait of the Artist as a Hot Mess


F*ck, Yes, Me and Hard | Mickey Rourke Seeks Meatier Roles


Mesrine: Public Enemy No. 1 (Part II) | Better to Burn Out Than Fade Away


Mesrine: Killer Instinct Review (Part I) | Bonfellas


Golden Child Review | Always Bet On Black


TRON Review | Av Atari


Viagra for Dick Jokes | The Enduring Culture of Judd Apatow


The Tillman Story Review | You're Messing With The Wrong Guy!


Children of Invention Review | Smart but Boring


Vampire Sucks Review | TWHYYYYYYYYYYYYY????!!!!!Light


Animal Kingdom Review | Help Me Get Away From Myself


Just Another Stupid Love Song | The Romantics Trailer is Like Masturbating to the L.L. Bean Catalogue


Twelve Review | Chumps Actin' Ill Cause They're Full of Eight Balls


"Middle Men" Review | The Boring Parts of Porn


Four Score and Seven Years Ago, I Kicked Ass For The Lord | Timur Bekmambetov to Direct Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter


Flipped Review | Twilight for the Twilight of Your Life


Spider-man Says Everybody Gets One | Matthew Vaughn Calls It Curtains For the Caped Crusaders


Get Low Review | A Good Man Is Hard to Find


Winnebago Man | Rage Against the Machine


Love Ranch Review | I Would Do Anything For Love But I Won't Do That


Cropsey Review | In a Dark Room On A Bed He Kissed Them All


4192: The Crowning of the Hit King | Balls Out


Restrepo Review | He That Outlives This Day, And Comes Safe Home, Will Stand A Tip-Toe When This Day is Nam'd, And Rouse Him At The Name Of Crispian


Nasty, Brutish and Short | Choice Cuts from Netflix Watch Instantly


Jonah Hex Review | Look Away, Look Away, Look Away, Dixie Land


"Finding Bliss" Review | VH1 Presents: Where Are They Now? Stars of the 90's Edition


Ondine Review | A Smushy Handful of Stinky Seal Guts


Winter's Bone Review | Now Is The Winter of Our Discontent


George A. Romero's Survival of the Dead Review | That's My Mother You're Pissing On


Please Give Review | Rich People Say F**k Yeah Hey Hey


Mystery Team Review | The Smart Kind of Dumb


Holy Rollers Review | Boyz in the Shtetl


We Were Promised Jetpacks | The Future of the Future


Killer Extinct: The Death of the Boogeyman | Where's This Generation's Freddy Krueger?


Harry Brown Review | You Know What the Best Way to Get the Damn Kids Off Your Lawn Is? A Woodchipper


The Good, The Bad, The Weird Review | Kimche Western


Paper Man Review | What A F**king Rip


Scum of the Earth Trailer


Ain't Gonna Be No Ghostbusters 3


Exclusive: Meerkat Manor Coming to The Big Screen! As a Cartoon? | Hakuna Whatdafucka?


Salads Have Feelings Too | Ten Plants That Will Compost Your Mulchass


Too Soft to Slay: The Pussification of Children's Movies | Reflections on "Monster Squad" and "Goonies"


Review: The Popcorn Mafia Celebrates Their 100th Podcast Live with Diablo Cody


After.Life Review | Wednesday Addams: Suicide Girl


Parker and Stone Are Coming to Broadway | My Heart's As Warm As A Baked Potato


A Whole New Generation of Dirty Hippies To Get Lost | Kerouac's Masterpiece Finally To Journey To The Big Screen


News: Three Ways the "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" Sitcom Could Be Remotely Watchabl


Rockwell and ScarJo Attached to Lost Kubrick Project | Estate Sales Are Not Great Places For Dates


World's Smallest Penis Throws Jimmy Hat In Reality O-Ring | It's Just Like Survivor Only...It's Just Like Survivor


Chris Rock Remaking Akira Kurosawa's High and Low


"Mother" Review | Do You Want To Bang Heads With Me?


News: There Once Was A Teddy Bear From Nantucket | Here's Seth Macfarlane's D*ck For You To Suck It


The Square Review | Sacred Geometry


Ong Bak 3 Trailer


Breaking Upwards Review


News: How Do You Make Sparkly Vampires Gayer? | Pop! Squish! Six! Unh-unh!


Rob Corddry Dips Himself Into "Butter" | Borderline Autistic Jumps In On Carrey's Sloppy Seconds


Little Boxes Made of Ticky Tacky and They All Look Just the Same | Peter Hedges to Bring "The Heights" To The Big Screen


Waking Sleeping Beauty Review | Everything Looks Snow White Through Mouse-Colored Glasses


Casino Jack and the United States of Money Trailer | I Can't See The White and Blue Because of All the Pure Seething Red


Harold and Kumar Team to Direct "American Pie 4"


Word on the Street by Brian Prisco


Greenberg Review | Panhandling Misery


Knight and Day Trailer #2 | I Feel Like Stripping Down To My Underpants and Singing Brand New Day


Animal Kingdom Trailer | Aussie-ome


Pacino Goes On Mercy Killing Spree | First Target: Barry Levinson


News: Diablo Cody's Female Anti-Stalker Film


News: Tim Burton Primed for Frankenweenie 3D?


The Runaways Review | Genuine Jailbait


Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog Going Full Length for the Sequel?


Erasing David Review | While You Watch Big Brother, Big Brother Is Watching You


Lemmy Review | The Only Card I Need


Lebanon, PA Review | Now, I Cannot Forget Where It Is That I Come From


Hood to Coast Review


The Ten Most Anticipated Films of SXSW 2010


John Krasinski Eyes "Something Borrowed"


Chris Evans and Anna Faris Sign on to "What's Your Number?"


God Goes 3D


John Hughes' Grisbys Go Broke Script in Development


"Police Academy" Remake in the Works


Precious Review


Lynn Shelton May Direct "Then We Came to the End"


Easier with Practice Review


After.Life Movie Trailer


The Yellow Handkerchief Review


Justin Timberlake and Molly Shannon Join Bad Teacher


Gone with the Pope Trailer


Daniel Radcliffe and Lily Rabe Take on "The Lucky Ones"


Happy Tears Review


Zoolander 2 Moving Forward with Jonah Hill


The 2010 Academy Award Nominated Shorts for Animated and Live-Action


Karate Kids Trailer #2


Ghost Writer Review


Seann William Scott to Star in Kevin Smith's "Shoot Somebody"


Jeremy Renner Attached to "Raven," Circles "Battleship"


Irvine Welsh to Direct The Magnificent Eleven


Series You Ought Be Watching On Netflix Instantly


Meryl Streep in the "Arthur" Remake?


Crazy Heart Review


Banlieue 13 - Ultimatum Review


The Hughes Brothers Set to Direct Akira


Mark Monroe Developing a Formula One Documentary


Fish Tank Review


Kevin Smith Seeking Internet Financing for "Red State"


Frozen Review


American Psycho: The Musical


Johnny Depp to Direct Keith Richards Doc


James Bobin to Direct Muppet Movie


Give 'Em Hell Malone Review


George Lucas Developing CGI Musical


Big Money Rustlas Trailer


Repo Chick Trailer


Burke and Hare Adds Isla Fisher and Tom Wilkinson


Slammin' Salmon Review


Breaking Loose with the Brontes


D.J. Caruso to Direct "I Am Number Four"


The Last Station Review


Mark Romanek -- Voices; Jonathon Levine -- Warm Bodies


Mel Gibson DiCaprio Flick to be Completely in Norse


Dreamcasting Ghostbusters 3


Piranha 3D Trailer


"21 Jump Street" Expected to Start Filming Late 2010


Tekken Trailer


The Book of Eli Review


The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond Review


Marc Webb Frontrunner to Direct "Spider-Man" Reboot


Lionsgate to Aquire Rights to Terminator


Stephen Norrington to Direct The Lost Patrol


Peter Sarsgaard to Villain-Up for Green Lantern


Crazy on the Outside Review


Breaking Dawn Set to Start Filming Sometime


Nathan Fillion Joins James Gunn's "Super"


The A-Team Movie Trailer


The Snake Review


Police, Adjective Review


American Pie Presents: The Book of Love Review


Details on The Farrelly Brothers' "Hall Pass"


Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick to Pen "Deadpool" Script


Fish Tank Trailer


Favreau Starts Filming on Cowboys and Angels; Vaughn Takes Infidelity Comedy


Details on the U2 Biopic, "Killing Bono"


The Ten Best Indies of 2009


Updates on Remakes of "The Thing" and "The Orphanage"


Kevin Smith to Begin Filming Shoot Somebody


Red Cliff Review


Serious Moonlight


Transylmania Review


The Private Lives of Pippa Lee Review


Eating Mishaps on Film


The Messenger Review


Greatest Villains Portrayed by Comedians


Takers vs. Armored


One-Flick Wonders


Gentlemen Broncos Review


Boondock Saints II Review


The Boogeyman Project: Final Round


Antichrist Review


25 Fights I'd Like To See Between Characters Played By The Same Actor


Adventures in Power Review


Bronson Review


Black Dynamite Review


The Boogeyman Project III


Good Hair Review


Afterschool Review


The Boogeyman Project II


Brief Interviews with Hideous Men Review


The Boogeyman Project


I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell Review


Ghost Ship Review


Top Twelve American High Schools


White on Rice Review


Loren Cass Review


Ink Review


My One and Only Review


Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day Trailer


The Boondock Saints Review


Spread Review


Grace Review


Youth in Revolt Trailer


Top Ten Terrible Decisions to Play Terrible Strippers


Bandslam Review


Thirst Review


G.I. Joe Sequel in Development


Paper Heart Review


G.I. Joe Review


The Cove Review


Adam Review


Humpday Review


In the Loop Review


Comic Con IV 2009


Air Bud: Spikes Back Review


Air Bud 4: Seventh Inning Fetch


Air Bud: Golden Receiver Review


Air Bud Review


Funny People Trailer II


District 9 Trailer II


We're Going to Denny's


Cannonball Read - Winner


Then We Came To The End by Joshua Ferris


Whatever Works Review


Turn Coat by Jim Butcher


An Arsonist's Guide to Writers' Homes in New England by Brock Clarke


The Wheelman by Duane Swierczynski


East of Eden by John Steinbeck


Pressure Cooker Review


Gooby Trailer


The Universe in a Single Atom by His Holiness the Dalai Lama


Irene in Time Trailer


Man Overboard Review


The Stepfather Trailer


Food, Inc.


Fool by Christopher Moore


The Grasshopper King by Jordan Ellenberg


Kafka on the Shore by Haruki Murakami


Pontypool Review


Out of My Skin by John Haskell


The Tourists by Jeff Hobbs


Easy Virtue Review


Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson


Rendezvous in Black by Cornell Woolrich


A Movie for Every Holiday


The Girlfriend Experience Review


Lord of Chaos by Robert Jordan


Assassin's Apprentice by Robin Hobb


The Reader by Bernhard Schlink


The Road Trailer


Fright Night Remake


World War Z by Max Brooks


Scorsese Attached to Sinatra Biopic


The Merry Gentleman Review


The Limits of Control Review


Bousman to Remake Mother's Day


Ibid: A Life by Mark Dunn


Il Divo Review


Every Little Step Review


Special Topics in Calamity Physics by Marisha Pessl


2009 Book Preview


JJ Abrams to Tackle The Dark Tower


The Informers Review


Pride and Prejudice and Zombies Book Review


Gigantic Review


The Annunciations of Hank Meyerson Book Review


Urban Shaman Book Review


Ante Up Review


Lullabies for Little Criminals Book Review


Lymelife Review


Darkly Dreaming Dexter Book Review


Caught Stealing Book Review


The New Twenty and Stripped Down Trailers


Big Man Japan Trailer


Newcastle Trailer


Tourist Season Book Review


The Escapist Review


Rust and Bone Book Review


Clown Girl Book Review


Bart Got a Room Review


Skills Like This Review


The Monsters of Florence Book Review


Sin Nombre Review


The Blade Itself Book Review


The Education of Charlie Banks Review


Definitely Dead Book Review


Explicit Ills Review


Hell House Book Review


The Plot Against America Book Review


The Warrior Queen's Parting Words and the Retirement of Eloquent Eloquence


The Great Buck Howard Review


Sunshine Cleaning Review


Every Dead Thing Book Review


Dispatches from PajiBacon SXSW -- Tuesday


Dispatches from SXSW - Monday


Dispatches from SXSW - Sunday


Dispatches from SXSW - Saturday


Dispatches from SXSW


UR Book Review


Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close Book Review


Band Geek Book Review


Eloquent Eloquence 03/05/09


Eloquent Eloquence 02/25/09


Eloquent Eloquence 02/19/08


Eloquent Eloquence 02/12/09


Eloquent Eloquence 02/05/09


Eloquent Eloquence 01/29/09


Eloquent Eloquence 01/22/09


Notorious Review


Eloquent Eloquence 01/15/09


Highlander The Director's Cut Review


Eloquent Eloquence 01/08/09


Eloquent Eloquence 12/24/08


Against the Dark Trailer


Eloquent Eloquence 12/18/08


Eloquent Eloquence 12/11/08


Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Review


Eloquent Eloquence 12/04/08


Transporter 3 Review


Eloquent Eloquence 11/20/08


JCVD


Eloquent Eloquence 11/13/08


Repo the Genetic Opera


Eloquent Eloquence 11/06/08


Zack and Miri Make a Porno


The Shadow Rising by Robert Jordan


Eloquent Eloquence 10/30/08


The Broken Window by Jeffery Deaver


Synecdoche, New York


The World Without Us by Alan Weisman


Cross Country by James Patterson


Eloquent Eloquence 10/23/08


On Chesil Beach


Hit Man by Lawrence Block


What Just Happened?


Brasyl by Ian McDonald


Eloquent Eloquence 10/16/08


Feast 2: Sloppy Seconds


Pest Control by Bill Fitzhugh


Closer to the Light by Melvin Morse


Eloquent Eloquence 10/09/08


Religulous


His Majesty's Dragon by Naomi Novik


The Keeper by Sarah Langan


Eloquent Eloquence 10/02/08


Choke


The Last Oracle by James Rollins


A Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin


Black Dog of Fate by Peter Balakian


Eloquent Eloquence 09/25/08


If Chins Could Kill by Bruce Campbell


Hounddog


Dead to the World by Charlaine Harris


Eloquent Eloquence 09/18/08


Artemis Fowl: The Time Paradox by Eoin Colfer


Hurricane Punch by Tim Dorsey


Tyler Perry's The Family that Preys


Velvet Elvis by Rob Bell


City of Bones by Michael Connelly


Eloquent Eloquence 09/11/08


The Chris Farley Show by Tom Farley


Prometheus Rising Robert Anton Wilson


Last Boy Scout, The


Eloquent Eloquence 09/04/08


Labor Pains Trailer


Eloquent Eloquence 08/28/08


Longshots, The


Eloquent Eloquence 08/21/08


Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer


Eloquent Eloquence 08/14/08


Hell Ride


Pink Flamingos


Eloquent Eloquence 08/07/08


Midnight Meat Train


Eloquent Eloquence 07/31/08


Baghead


Exploits from Comic-Con 2008 Part III


Exploits from Comic-Con 2008 Part I


Eloquent Eloquence 07/24/08


Eloquent Eloquence 07/17/08


South Park, Season Ten


Eloquent Eloquence 07/10/08


Fuzzy Navel


Wackness, The


The Promotion


Young Frankenstein


Eloquent Eloquence 06/26/08


Eloquent Eloquence


Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead


Transporter


Eloquent Eloquence 06/13/08


Snuff Chuck Palahniuk


Eloquent Eloquence 06/06/08


Foot Fist Way, The


Postal


Mister Lonely


Fall, The


Redbelt


Deception


Pathology


Young@Heart


Deathtrap


Police Academy


Wedding Singer


Time Bandits


Joe Dirt