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'Fox & Friends' Unironically Claims 'No Equivalency' For Missing Male Wonder Woman


Clay Aiken: People Who Take 'inappropriate' Selfies 'Deserve Exactly What They Get'


Ryan Gosling & Eva Mendes Quietly Welcomed Their Hey Girl Into The World


'Mockingjay: Part i' Trailer: Chills, Thrills & One Angry Katniss


Sarah Palin's Knock-Down, Drag-Out Family Brawl Put A Football Pile-Up To Shame


By Pulling Her NFL Performance, CBS Reinforced the Fact That Rihanna Was a Victim Instead of a Survivor of DV


'Veronica Mars' Almost Went Solo & Other TV Near Misses


Seth Rogen: Ray Rice Should Be Banned For Life From The NFL


Tom Brady Outs Himself As A Whiner & Pouter Off The Field Too


Idris Elba Will Save The Internet From This Awful Week Of Jackassery


As Above, So Below Review: Abandon All Hope Of Not Hurling, Ye Who Enter Here


Obama's Tan Suit Took Over The Internet, Which Needs To Get A Grip


Blake Lively's Response To A Bee Swarm Attack Is Open For Interpretation


Hello Kitty Is Not A Cat, Apparently: Forget Everything You Know


Carla Gugino's Steamy ALS Ice Bucket Challenge & Real Nerds Hate 'The Big Bang Theory'


New Excerpts Of Lena Dunham's Memoir Surface: Would You Buy It?


Chris Hemsworth In Talks To Cut His Comedic Teeth in a 'Vacation' Reboot


The VMA Fashion Show Included Britney Spears & Rose McGowan (Yes, That Dress) Throwbacks


Sebastian Stan & Anthony Mackie Discuss Chris Evans' Boob Grabbing Habit At Chicago Comic-Con


'Sin City: A Dame to Kill For' Review: Pulp F*cktion


Do We Still Like Cumberbatch? You'll Like His ALS Ice Bucket Challenge


Chuck Zito Thinks War Machine Did The Right Thing By Beating His Woman


Gene Simmons Is Sorry, Not Sorry That He Told People To Kill Themselves


Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Tori Amos Understand Feminism & Preach It


Goodbye, Slim: Lauren Bacall Passes Away At The Age of 89


Deceased Race Driver Kevin Ward's Relative Calls Tony Stewart 'A D*ck'


Who Needs Sharks When You've Got A Firenado? 'Into the Storm' Review


Charlize Theron Hops Into The Weirdest Feud & Gwyneth Paltrow Might Bang Your Rich Hubby


Even A Drunk Chrissy Teigen Can Pitch Better Than 50 Cent, Plus New Terminator Title Is Copywriter's Worst Nightmare


How Did Cosmo's 'Mind Blowing' Lesbian Sex Tips Work Out For Actual Lesbians?


Lee Pace Wrote A Fan Letter Once & All He Got Was A Broken Heart


Celebrities Cuddle With Their Younger Selves & Other Things You Can't Unsee


'Maze Runner, The' Trailer: Lord of the Grievers


'Sin City: A Dame to Kill For' Red-Band Trailer Double Dips Naked Eva Green


The Media Has Spoken: Jay-Z & Beyonce Will Split & He's 'Screwing' Rihanna


Susan Sarandon Stomps All Over Woody Allen & Reveals Love Affair With David Bowie


The Benedict Cumberbatch Wax Statue: So Hot It'll Melt Its Own Panties


'The Purge: Anarchy' Review: Live and Let Die


Chris Evans is the New Phoebe Cates & Other Iconic Scenes for Pervs


How to Explain To Your Teenage Daughter that a Thigh Gap Is Not Something with Which to Aspire


Chris Pratt Cuddles With A Raccoon, and One Man's Hilarious Response After President Obama Asked Him If He Was Gay


The Class of 2032 Will Be 'Django' Heavy & Eva Mendes Steps Out


Nick Cannon Guns for the Richard Pryor Biopic Lead


'Very Good Girls' Review: Friendship, Betrayal & Dakota Fanning's Butt Double


'Earth to Echo' Review: An Unapologetic 'E.T.' Copycat for the Found-Footage Age


Tilda Swinton's Cool Alien Resolve Melts In The Face Of Her Reddit AMA


Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Sebastian Stan


Shia LaBeouf's 'Cabaret' Meltdown Just Got Much Weirder


'Orange is the New Black' & the Myth of Prison Rehabilitation


Gary Oldman Defends Mel Gibson & Alec Baldwin's Rants: 'Political Correctness is Crap'


'Jersey Boys' Review: That Thing You Don't Do


Should the Rules of Tipping Be Different For Celebrities?


Jennifer Lawrence Will Don 1980s Garb In 'X-Men: Apocalypse'


'How to Train Your Dragon 2' Review: Toothless Strikes Back


Keira Knightley Pays Herself A $50K Annual Allowance Because She's Just Like You


25 Practical Tips About The Horrors Of Raising A Teenage Girl (That Movies Or TV Won't Teach You)


Veep Finally Reveals A Very Important Detail In Its Season Finale


Lana Del Rey Wants You To Know That Your Feminism Is Goddamn Boring


A Tribute to 'Ghostbusters' On Its 30th Anniversary: They Came. They Saw. They Kicked Its Ass!


Blake Lively Could Be The Next Bond Girl, and the Greatest Dick Joke in the History of TV


'Maleficent' Review: A Kinder, Gentler, Impotent Villainess


Charlize Theron Compares Press Intrusion To Rape


Tori Amos Fights the Patriarchy & Sweetly Shades Miley Cyrus


Jennifer Lawrence Demonstrates Her Foolproof Plan For Curing Hiccups


Bryan Cranston Finally Lifts The Lid On Godzilla's Appalling Diva Antics


Where's The Craziest Place You've Done The Deed? Zoe Saldana Tops It.


Ti West & Eli Roth's 'Sacrament' Delivers Us Unto Jonestown


Gwyneth Paltrow Wants Moms To Stop Judging Her For Judging Moms


Is It Too Early To Name The Best Sex Scene of 2014?


James Franco's Selfie Game Somehow Got Creepier Last Night


Jennifer Lawrence Flips Off the Paparazzi, And In the Process, Shows Off Her New Ring


'Quiet Ones, The' Review: Pretty F*cking Loud, Actually


Shailene Woodley's Sunshine Vadge Is Back With War Paint & Hairy Pits


Samuel L. Jackson Popped Into A Live Reading of Tarantino's 'Hateful Eight,' and Lindsay Lohan Makes an Indelicate Announcement


Marlon Wayans Humps 'The Conjuring' Doll in 'A Haunted House 2': Parody Is Dead


Lindsay Lohan: My List Of Lovers Was One Of AA's 12 Steps


Kate Upton Wishes For A Smaller Rack Every Day Of Her Life


'Rio 2' Review: Oh So Pretty But Not Very Witty


Beyonce & Some Sketchy Photoshop Skills Begin The 'Thigh Gap' Discussion Anew


The 'Lucy' Trailer Proves We May Have Underestimated Scarlett Johansson


Johnny Depp Ain't Couch Jumping Yet, But He's Damn Close


Cameron Diaz Says All Ladies Want To Get It On With Other Ladies


Gwyneth Paltrow Surfaces From 'Conscious Upcoupling' To Take On 9-5 Moms


Kanye West & Kim Kardashian Take The Cover Of Vogue, World Dies


'Muppets Most Wanted' Review: What's So Amazing, That Keeps Us Stargazing?


Kurt Cobain's Death Still Holds Secrets 20 Years Later


Scarlett Johansson's Pregnancy Cleavage? Marvel: 1; DC: 0


The Reasons Why You Should Be Watching 'The Americans' Will Convince You, Comrade


The World Needed a Definitive Ranking of Wes Anderson Movies


'Mr. Peabody & Sherman' Review: A Dog & His Boy's Excellent Adventure


Jared Leto Thinks Jennifer Lawrence's Oscars Falling Streak is 'A Bit of an Act'


Vivienne Jolie-Pitt May Be The Most Badass 5-Year-Old Ever


We Need To Talk About Brad Pitt's Spirit Awards Hair


Mila Kunis Got Engaged To Ashton Kutcher: Jackie & Kelso 4Eva?


My Godzilla, How You've Grown: New Poster Reveals a Big Twinkie


Jennifer Aniston Almost Starred on 'SNL' Instead of 'Friends' & Other Casting Shockers


Brangelina Ends Media Drought, Surfaces at BAFTAs in Matching Tuxedos


Sports Illustrated: Swim's 50th Anniversary Cover Promotes a Sweet Rear View


Shia LaBeouf Begs for Attention Even Though He's Clearly Not a Celebrity


Lego Movie, The Review: Everything is Awesome


Leonard Nimoy Reveals COPD Diagnosis, Urges Fans to Stop Smoking


Benedict Cumberbatch Will Tell You How To Get To Sesame Street


Don't Laugh Now: Miley Cyrus Doles Out Sage Advice to Justin Bieber


Beyonce Shook Her Thang & Willie Nelson Got Baked at the Grammys


Jonah Hill Talks About the Time Joe Pesci Got a Little Too Up Close & Personal


Jennifer Lawrence & Lupita Nyong'o Held a Cool-Off Contest at the SAGs


'Devil's Due' Review: Rotten Devilled Eggs


Poor Benedict Cumberbatch: Nobody Thought He was Sexy Enough for 'Sherlock'


Jared Leto's Golden Globes Speech Inspires Outrage?


Why the Golden Globes are the Greatest Award Ceremony of All Time (*Kanye shrug*)


Target Thinks that Pregnant Women are 'Plus Sized.' In Other News, America is Really F***ing Cold


Kate Winslet Would Like You To Stop Judging Her Husband-Hopping, Baby-Making Habit


'Grudge Match' Review: It Truly Coulda Been a Contender


Lena Dunham Says Her Feminism Remains Intact Despite Dodgy Terry Richardson Connection


'Walking With Dinosaurs' Review: Smithsonian-Grade Visuals Voiced by the Mac Guy


How Did Jennifer Lawrence Take Over Hollywood? Plus Kate Upton Jogs In A Bikini


Miley Cyrus Did Something Again: Boobs


Former Tom Cruise Publicist Speaks & the Couch Jumping Makes Total Sense Now


Fit Mom Maria Kang Might Do Well to Refer to the List of Questions One Should 'Never Ask a Fat Girl'


Is This The Era of a Kinder, Gentler Christian Bale? Say It Ain't So


The 2013 Kardashian Khristmas Kard Really Brings the Krap


'Homefront' Review: You'll Never Leave the Bayou Alive


Miley Cyrus Performs With a Giant Anime Cat, Plus Brittany Murphy's Mom Talks Back


Jennifer Lawrence Hates Girl-On-Girl Hate, Plus Justin Bieber (Finally) Jumps off a Cliff


Angelina Jolie's Speech at the Governors Awards Will Make You Cry, Plus More JLaw Sideboob


'Best Man Holiday, The' Review: Christmas Tissues & Issues


Exercises in Creative Parenting: Dinovember Puts Us All to Shame


Jennifer Lawrence (Still) Will Not Starve Herself To Make You Happy, Okay?


Tom Cruise is Bringing Crazy Back (Again), Plus Thoreal is Worth It


Courtney Stodden, 19, & Doug Hutcherson, 51, End Their Creepy Marriage: Love is Dead


'Free Birds' Review: More Grating Than a 9:06 Classic Rock Song


Michael Fassbender is Tired of Your Sexual Harassment, Ladies & Gents


Halloween Brings Out the Racist in All Of Us, and Katy Perry Ironically Slams the Use of Sexuality to Sell Music


Kristen Stewart vs. Jennifer Lawrence: Almost Unfair To Compare?


Patrick Stewart & Ian McKellen Are the Internet's Immortal Spirit Animals


'Escape Plan' Review: Hasta La Vista, Common Sense


Melissa McCarthy Wore a Coat On Her Elle Cover & It's a Scandal


Miley Cyrus Is Racist: In Retrospect, Not So Surprising?


'Machete Kills' Review: Everything The First Movie Should Have Been


Hot Chick With A Douchebag: Kate Upton's Idiot Boyfriend Told Her To Lose Weight


Scarlett Johansson Named 'Sexiest Woman Alive' By Esquire: Good Call?


Allow Britney Spears An Unscripted Interview & Much Becomes Clear


Katy Perry Throws Russell Brand Into The Thames River Again: Enough Already?


'Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2' Review: The Food Strikes Back


Miley Cyrus Calls Herself A 'Creepy, Sexy Baby': Is This Sh-t For Real?


Douchebag Piers Morgan Taunts Jon Stewart After Emmy Loss (Plus, Miley Cyrus Invests in Black Nipple Pasties)


James Franco Is The Biggest Troll In History, Staged His Own Fake-Gay Paparazzi Pics: Awesome?


Now We Know How Awesome It Would Have Been to Be on the Set of 'Breaking Bad' While They Were Filming 'Ozymandias'


Joseph Gordon Levitt Won't Dignify Those Gay Rumors With A Response, Snuggles Kitten Instead


Hell Hath No Fury Like Gwyneth Paltrow After Her Kids Eat McDonalds


In A Battle Of The Pop Stars, Whose Promo Image Wins: Miley Cyrus or Katy Perry?


Is It Really Surprising When Robin "Blurred Lines" Thicke Gets Busted Groping A Fan?


Deeply Disturbed Miley Cyrus' VMA Performance Was "Disgusting and Embarrassing," So Says Uptight MSNBC News Lady


The MTV VMA Awards Will Never Be Able To Top Britney With A Snake


Michelle Obama Likens Herself To A Single Mother & All Hell Breaks Loose


Aaron Taylor-Johnson Wants You To Stop Whining About His Much Older Wife


Here's Jennifer Lawrence with Puppies, Because That's The Way Internet God Intended It, OK?


Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters Review: A Big Splash


Miley Cyrus & Terry Richardson Do "Rebellious" Couture: Do They Pull It Off?


Blame It On Franco: Why Must They All Consider Themselves "Artists"?


Smurfs 2 Review: Who's Your Daddy, Smurfette?


Katy Perry Never Farts In Front Of Romantic Interests: Do You?


You Need More Reasons To Love Jennifer Lawrence, Right? (Here Are 20 Of Them)


Even Page Six Is Telling Anthony Weiner "It's Time To Pull Out" (Plus Bonus Bill Murray)


This Post Does Not Contain A Shirtless Photo Of Geraldo Rivera


Conjuring, The Review: So Sh-ttastically Close To Being Scary


Introducing the Star of Taylor Swift's Next Album ... Matthew Gray Gubler?


Turbo Review: Feeling the Need for Speed


Tom Hiddleston Wears the Most Nerdy T-Shirt Ever, Plus a Truly Heartwarming Tale of a Sick Child & Pizza


Amanda Seyfried's Vagina Is Like Toucan Sam's Nose: It Always Knows


George Clooney & Stacey Keibler Broke Up: When's the Next Round of Auditions?


Henry Cavill & Kaley Cuoco Prove Their Love: Why Are They Trying So Hard?


Despicable Me 2 Review: Minions 'R' Us


Alec Baldwin Expresses Regret For His Homophobic Rant: Should We Forgive Him?


Val Kilmer & His Genius Plan To Bang Natalie Portman, Plus Al Pacino & Siri In A Bathroom


Jim Carrey Regrets Earning Millions From "Kick-Ass 2," Much To Producers' Delight


Bradley Cooper Voted "Best Hair" & George Lucas Thinks Movie Tickets Should Be $100


Kim Kardashian Gave Birth To Baby Yeezus, Plus Maya Rudolph Tells A Bill Murray Story


Miley Cyrus Shows Off Her New Gold Tooth & Grill, Plus Too Many Macbeths


Channing Tatum Feeds Puppies Cereal, Plus the Most Revolting Thing You'll See All Day


Purge, The Review: A Strangely Satisfying Binge


Examining "Man of Steel"'s Judicious Lack Of Underwear, Plus ASkars Goes Down For The Count


Michael Douglas Says Cunninglingus Caused His Throat Cancer, Plus Interspecies Marriage


"Justified" Lovers, Now You Can Have Raylan's Hat; Plus Spelling Bee Trauma


Epic Review: You Want It All, But You Can't Have It


Frances Bean Cobain Takes On A Kardashian ... And Loses? Plus Chris Hemsworth Loses The Hot


Beyonce Laughs At The "Low Life People" Who Criticize Her, Plus Cheeky Billboard Fashion


Reese Witherspoon & Jim Toth Still Boozing It Up, Plus A "Sexy" Nymphomaniac Image


Male Models & The Cats Who Resemble Them, Plus A Screaming DiCaprio Head


The Return Of Jack Bauer, Plus 1 World Trade Center Finally Rises From The Ashes


Benedict Cumberbatch Blushes While Confronting The Truth, Plus A Mystery Model


Let Us All Hope For Wino Forever, Plus Kevin Spacey Gives The Best Photobombs


Leading Men Age But Their Leading Ladies Stay The Same, Plus Alec Baldwin's Head Explodes


Jennifer Lawrence Is One Of TIME's Most Influential & Don Cheadle Packs Some Serious Heat


Scary Movie 5 Review: Why Bother? Because That's What We Do


Kim Kardashian Spawns Feminist Controversy, Robert Downey Jr. Makes It All Better By Sporting Lederhosen


Angelina Jolie, Billy Bob & The Botox-Ridden Love That Will Never Die, Plus Prince William Rejected By A Little Heroine


Why Do We Love Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?


Croods, The Review: A Little Rebellion Is A Good Thing


Tell The Truth: What's The Last Movie That You Watched In A Theater?


Call, The Review: Wrong F*cking Number


Why Are Young Starlets So Eager To Debase Themselves?


The (Lame) Jennifer Lawrence Backlash Begins, Plus Plenty Of Shirtless Males (Good & Bad)


Last Exorcism Part II, The: Evil Will Always Triumph Because Good Is Dumb


More Fassbender & Lawrence In The Next X-Men Movie? Plus, Girls Gone Wild Goes Bankrupt


Snitch Review: Dwayne Johnson Finally Gets One Right


What Movie Couldn't You Finish Watching (Even Though You Wanted To Do So)?


Escape from Planet Earth Review: Old Dog, New Nothing


For Your Consideration: Why Are Oscar Campaigns So Shameless?


Neison Mandela's Grandkids Will Crush His Legacy With A Reality Show, But At Least Scientology's Going Down


After-Death Considerations: Do You Have A Plan?


Parker Review: Starring Jason Statham As Jason Statham In A Not-Quite Stathamy Movie


Watching Violent, R-Rated Movies: How Young Is Too Young?


Why I'm The Only Person Who Isn't Excited About The "Arrested Development" Reunion


Haunted House, A Review: I Ain't Afraid Of This #@%*% Ghost


Tom Cruise, President? Plus a Henry Cavill/Gina Carano Mating & Everything You Already Knew About Lindsay Lohan


Whatever Happened To .... The Cast of Fast Times at Ridgemont High?


11 Underappreciated Performances In Quentin Tarantino Films


Monsters, Inc. 3D Review: Polished-Up Yet Still The Same Furry Tale


11 Crappiest Movies of Steve Buscemi's Career


10 Crappiest Movies of Cate Blanchett's Career


Lay the Favorite Review: Not Exactly Money, And It Doesn't Even Know It


Hey Jude: 10 Pretty Boys Who Uglied Themselves Up for a Role


10 (Mostly) Magnificent Bastards (Who Get Away with Everything)


Rise of the Guardians Review: Plenty of Sound and Fury, Signifying Nothing


The Twilight Saga Cast in 10 Years: A Prediction


11 Heir Apparent Brit Actors to Hugh Grant's Hair


Wreck-It Ralph Review: No One Knows What it's Like to be the Bad Man


11 Lame, Last-Minute Halloween Costume Ideas (To Inspire a Good Hatef*ck)


10 Running Movies to Ease Those Sore Muscles


Ethan Hawke: Best Doucheface in the Business


Sinister Review: Hold Me?


11 Cinematic Sociopaths Who Could Program the Hell Out of My iPod


Frankenweenie Review: OMG, I Love Tim Burton Again


11 Reasons to Love Winona Ryder


Hotel Transylvania Review: Adam Sandler Vants To Suck Your Brains Out


11 Most Compelling Diner Scenes in Cinema


11 Hottest 1980s Female Teen Heartthrobs


Finding Nemo 3D Review: Now that's more like it


11 Creepiest Smiles In Hollywood (Including Dennis Quaid)


11 Most Ill-Advised Quotes To Fall Out Of Shia LaBeouf's Mouth


11 Greatest Transformations of Gary Oldman's Career


Apparition, The Review: Spoilers will magically appear in this review


11 Former Child Stars Who Haven't F**ked It All Up Just Yet


Paranorman Review: May Put Kids Back Into Diapers


11 Family-Friendly Movies that Just Might Scare the Crap Out of You


11 Generally Unfunny Comedians Worthy of Contempt


Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days Review: Lies, Damn Lies


11 Crappiest Movies of Steve Zahn's Career


11 Crappiest Movies of Anne Hathaway's Career


11 Crappiest Movies of Christian Bale's Career


Ice Age: Continental Drift Review: All About Scrat


11 Great Scenery Chewers for the (Ice) Ages


Our Cinematic Autobiography: Broken Flowers


Katy Perry: Part of Me Review: An Almost Entirely Manufactured Whole


11 Crappiest Movies of Uma Thurman's Career


11 Crappiest Movies of Matthew McConaughey's Career


Brave Review: Pixar Officially Wimps Out


11 Crappiest Movies of Susan Sarandon's Career


11 Crappiest Movies of Paul Giamatti's Career


Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted Review: Still Inexplicably Moving It, Moving It


Bel Ami Review: A Different Kind of Inadequate Vampire


11 Crappiest Movies of Guy Pearce's Career


11 Crappiest Movies of Charlize Theron's Career


11 Crappiest Movies of Elizabeth Banks' Career


11 Crappiest Movies of Cameron Diaz's Career


11 Crappiest Movies of Johnny Depp's Career


Little Bit of Heaven, A Review: Hot Lovin' & Colonoscopies


11 Crappiest Movies of Samuel L. Jackson's Career


Safe Review: Kicking Ass and Taking Hearts


Pirates! Band of Misfits Review: Ship-Shape, Mateys


11 Crappiest Movies of Robert Downey Jr.'s Career


Chimpanzee Review: Death By Narration


11 Crappiest Movies of Rhys Ifans' Career


11 Most Promising Aussie Imports from Down Under


Whatever Happened To .... The Cast of American Pie?


11 Crappiest Movies Of Julia Roberts' Career


11 Crappiest Movies Of Stanley Tucci's Career


11 Crappiest Movies Of Willem Dafoe's Career


8 Ways Johnny Depp Tattered His Own Legacy Before The 21 Jump Street Remake Even Had A Chance


Lorax, The Review: Unless someone like you cares a whole, awful lot...


Imagining How Hollywood Could Ruin 11 Dr. Seuss Books Other Than The Lorax


11 Crappiest Movies Of Danny DeVito's Career


Secret World Of Arrietty, The Review: Simply Glorious


11 Crappiest Movies Of Michael Caine's Career


Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Review: Another Fantastic Voyage


11 Crappiest Movies Of Denzel Washington's Career


12 Crappiest Movies of Drew Barrymore's Career


The 11 Crappiest Movies Of John Leguizamo's Career


11 Crappiest Movies of Kate Beckinsale's Career


Beauty and the Beast 3-D Review: Because Hollywood Just Couldn't Resist


11 Crappiest Movies Of Michael Douglas' Career


The 13 Most Satisfying Revenge Movies Ever


The 11 Best Soundtrack/Score Efforts Of Trent Reznor


Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked Review: Washed Up & Left For Dead


Scarlett Johansson Career Assessment: Lost in Boobland


11 Actors Who've Debased Themselves Alongside CGI Co-Stars


11 Crappiest Movies of Michelle Pfeiffer's Career


Everyone Wants To Be Marilyn: 15 Monroe Imitators That Should Stuff It


Arthur Christmas Review: The Best Holiday Movie that You Won't See


9 Cultural Zeitgeists Arguably More Damaging Than Twilight


The 13 Crappiest Movies of Mickey Rourke's Career


Storytellers: Salvatore Giuliano, The Lost Corleone


The 12 Crappiest Movies of Eddie Murphy's Career


Puss in Boots Review: Good Times with a Bad Kitty


The 12 Crappiest Movies of Billy Bob Thornton's Career


Johnny English Reborn Review: Bourne Again?


Mighty Macs Review: Hoosiers Meets Sister Act


The 12 Crappiest Movies of Carla Gugino's Career


The 11 Crappiest Movies of Steve Martin's Career


Hugh Jackman Career Assessment: Wolverine & I Are Done, Professionally


Naomi Watts Career Assessment: Blank Slate or Newly Bland Actress?


Dolphin Tale Review: Better Than Having Teeth Pulled


Clive Owen Career Assessment: Super Tiger Sex Commando & Unpredictable Box-Office Quantity


The Lion King 3-D Review: The Circle of Life for a Few Dollars More


Sarah Jessica Parker Career Assessment: A Glorified Clothes Hanger


Movie Deaths In Trailers: A Surprisingly Effective Marketing Tool


In Celebration Of Helen Mirren: 20 Other "Older" Babes Who've Still Got It


Don't Be Afraid of the Dark Review: Holmes Not-So-Sweet Holmes


12 Currently Working Actresses Who'd Do Anything To Be The Next Action Jolie


Spy Kids: All the Time in the World 4D Review: Time Out, Rodriguez


Whatever Happened To .... The Cast of "Beverly Hills, 90210"?


Body-Switching Movies: Kill Them With Fire or Let Them Be?


The Smurfs Review: As Smurfy as Sticking a Smurf Up Your Smurf


The 10 Crappiest Movies of Alan Cumming's Career


Whatever Happened To .... The Cast of "That '70s Show"?


Winnie the Pooh Review: Silly Old Bear


Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, and Rupert Grint Career Assessment: One Of Three Ain't Bad


The 10 Crappiest Movies of Jennifer Aniston's Career


Monte Carlo Review: No Sex and a City


The "Boom" Factor: 6 Directors Who are Just as Guilty as Michael Bay


Cars 2 Review: In the Immortal Words of Michael Bay, "BOOM!"


Who Asked For Cars 2 Again? 5 Children's Sequels That Should've Arrived Instead


Mr. Popper's Penguins Review: He's Not Stupid, He Just Dupes It


Down With CGI Costumes: 5 Real Ones That Did The Job Better


Judy Moody and the NOT Bummer Summer Review: Manic Pixie Go F*ck Yourself


Heather Graham Career Assessment: License to Strip


Kevin Bacon Career Assessment: Six Degrees of Underrated


Kung Fu Panda Review: Go for the Po, Stay for the Peacock


Jack Black Career Assessment: Don't Go Away Mad, Just Go Away


Geoffrey Rush Career Assessment: Characters Depraved and Themes Unwholesome at Best


Will Ferrell Career Assessment: Land of the Lost Career?


Jumping the Broom Review: Sweep It Up Your A**


"Justified" Season 2 Finale Review: Bloody Harlan, Indeed


Kate Hudson Career Assessment: Perky and Blonde Just Don't Cut It


Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil Review: Pow! Right in the Wallet


Vin Diesel Career Assessment: Have Muscles, Will Use Them


Water for Elephants Review: Almost Everything is an Illusion


Reese Witherspoon Career Assessment: Perky Blonde Seeks Resurrection


Rio Review: A Very Colorful Pile of Bird Droppings


Neve Campbell Career Assessment: The Reluctant Scream Queen


Helen Hunt Career Assessment: Let's Jump Into The Final Frontier


Hop Review: Cadbury Egg Copiously Filled With Crap


Colin Firth Career Assessment: My Career Has Just Peaked


Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2: Rodrick Rules Review (Brothers Drool)


7 Directors Who Think They Can Act


Marisa Tomei Career Assessment: A Mixed Body Of Work


Mars Needs Moms Review: It Doesn't Take A Village (Especially This One)


Gary Oldman Career Assessment: Simply A Bloody Good Actor


Rango Review: Children Strictly Optional


Michael Biehn Career Assessment: Go With Him If You Want To Live


Farrelly Bros. Career Assessment: Spooge Only Shoots So Far


Dreamcasting Arseface & Other Comic-Based Roles That Will Never Happen


Justin Bieber: Never Say Never Review | The Origin Story of a Dips**t


Gnomeo and Juliet Review: Not Stepping O'er the Bounds of Modesty


Nicole Kidman Career Assessment | You Know The Drill


Movie Star Career Assessment | My Arse Bleeds For Them


Jason Statham Career Assessment | Explosive In a Non-Michael Bay Way


Ashton Kutcher Career Assessment | Twitter Star, Not Movie Star


Heart Specialist, The Review | Just Call Him "The Love Doctor"


Vince Vaughn Career Assessment | Daddy Got the Rainman Suite & He Sh*t All Over It


Robert De Niro Career Assessment | You Shall Not (Free) Pass!


Gulliver's Travels Review | Behold, a Lump of Deformity


Santa Claus Career Assessment | (Almost) Nobody Shoots At Santa


Yogi Bear Review | Anna Faris, You've Done It Again


Dan Aykroyd Career Assessment | Ray Has Gone Bye Bye


Mark Wahlberg Career Assessment | Seriously, What's Happening?


Kristen Bell Career Assessment | What Are You Doing Here?


Faster Review | Starring Dwayne Johnson as "The Bride"


Helena Bonham Carter Career Assessment | The Illusion of Effortlessness Requires a Great Effort


Jeff Goldblum Career Assessment | He Just Stares Right Back. And That's When the Attack Comes.


Megamind Review | It's Not the Size of the Noggin but the Motion of the Notion


Thelma & Louise Review | Let's Not Get Caught


Brad Pitt Career Assessment | As Soon as You Give Us the Money, D*ckwad!


Bryce Dallas Howard Career Assessment | The Whole is More than the Sum of the Parts


Lost Boys: The Thirst Real-Time Review | Death to all Frog Brothers


Morgan Freeman Career Assessment | It's Not a Question of How; It's a Question of What


30 Days of Night: Dark Days Review | Deader Than Undead


My Soul to Take 3D Review | They're Fingering the Wrong Culprit


Diane Lane Career Assessment | Wife For Life


Case 39 Review | You Have No Power Over Me


Renee Zellweger Career Assessment | Will Find Nice Sensible Movie & Avoid Attachments With Any of the Following


You Again Review | Don't Come Around Here No More


Pajiba Love 09/27/10 | Creature of the Neverending Night


Justin Timberlake Career Assessment | Let Me Paint this Picture for You, Baby


Alpha and Omega Review | Just Another Date-Rapey Wolf Movie


Ben Affleck Career Assessment | A Chance to Take It to the Next Plateau


Milla Jovovich Career Assessment | Just Give the Woman a Mul-ti-pass Already


The Loss of a Cinematic Icon & the Scavengers Who Follow | Save the Admiral Twin


Kiefer Sutherland Career Assessment | In the End, We All Know What We've Done


Scarface Review | Nothing Exceeds Like Excess


The Last Exorcism, The Review | So Damn Sure Of Ourselves, Aren't We?


Matt Dillon Career Assessment | Touch Me, I'm Dick


Nanny McPhee Returns Review | Dodgy but Reliably So


Piranha 3D Review | Painting the Town Red


Juliette Lewis Career Assessment | A Face Only a Captive Audience Could Love


Julia Roberts Career Assessment | So Painfully Overrated


Samuel L. Jackson Career Assessment | Still Tryin' Real Hard To Be The Shepherd


Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore Review | Interspecies Love on a Shag Rug


Paul Rudd Career Assessment | So High So Far To Fall


Ramona and Beezus Review | Pest? More Like Future Reprobate.


Angelina Jolie Career Assessment


Joseph Gordon-Levitt Career Assessment | He's Right Behind You, Leo!


Despicable Me Review | Bela Lugosi's (Not) Dead


Will Arnett Career Assessment | The Final Countdown?


Taylor Lautner Career Assessment | Rude Awakening? Please Hold.


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