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Hello Kitty Is Not A Cat, Apparently: Forget Everything You Know
Carla Gugino's Steamy ALS Ice Bucket Challenge & Real Nerds Hate 'The Big Bang Theory'
New Excerpts Of Lena Dunham's Memoir Surface: Would You Buy It?
Chris Hemsworth In Talks To Cut His Comedic Teeth in a 'Vacation' Reboot
The VMA Fashion Show Included Britney Spears & Rose McGowan (Yes, That Dress) Throwbacks
Sebastian Stan & Anthony Mackie Discuss Chris Evans' Boob Grabbing Habit At Chicago Comic-Con
'Sin City: A Dame to Kill For' Review: Pulp F*cktion
Do We Still Like Cumberbatch? You'll Like His ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
Chuck Zito Thinks War Machine Did The Right Thing By Beating His Woman
Gene Simmons Is Sorry, Not Sorry That He Told People To Kill Themselves
Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Tori Amos Understand Feminism & Preach It
Goodbye, Slim: Lauren Bacall Passes Away At The Age of 89
Deceased Race Driver Kevin Ward's Relative Calls Tony Stewart 'A D*ck'
Who Needs Sharks When You've Got A Firenado? 'Into the Storm' Review
Charlize Theron Hops Into The Weirdest Feud & Gwyneth Paltrow Might Bang Your Rich Hubby
Even A Drunk Chrissy Teigen Can Pitch Better Than 50 Cent, Plus New Terminator Title Is Copywriter's Worst Nightmare
How Did Cosmo's 'Mind Blowing' Lesbian Sex Tips Work Out For Actual Lesbians?
Lee Pace Wrote A Fan Letter Once & All He Got Was A Broken Heart
Celebrities Cuddle With Their Younger Selves & Other Things You Can't Unsee
'Maze Runner, The' Trailer: Lord of the Grievers
'Sin City: A Dame to Kill For' Red-Band Trailer Double Dips Naked Eva Green
The Media Has Spoken: Jay-Z & Beyonce Will Split & He's 'Screwing' Rihanna
Susan Sarandon Stomps All Over Woody Allen & Reveals Love Affair With David Bowie
The Benedict Cumberbatch Wax Statue: So Hot It'll Melt Its Own Panties
'The Purge: Anarchy' Review: Live and Let Die
Chris Evans is the New Phoebe Cates & Other Iconic Scenes for Pervs
How to Explain To Your Teenage Daughter that a Thigh Gap Is Not Something with Which to Aspire
Chris Pratt Cuddles With A Raccoon, and One Man's Hilarious Response After President Obama Asked Him If He Was Gay
The Class of 2032 Will Be 'Django' Heavy & Eva Mendes Steps Out
Nick Cannon Guns for the Richard Pryor Biopic Lead
'Very Good Girls' Review: Friendship, Betrayal & Dakota Fanning's Butt Double
'Earth to Echo' Review: An Unapologetic 'E.T.' Copycat for the Found-Footage Age
Tilda Swinton's Cool Alien Resolve Melts In The Face Of Her Reddit AMA
Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Sebastian Stan
Shia LaBeouf's 'Cabaret' Meltdown Just Got Much Weirder
'Orange is the New Black' & the Myth of Prison Rehabilitation
Gary Oldman Defends Mel Gibson & Alec Baldwin's Rants: 'Political Correctness is Crap'
'Jersey Boys' Review: That Thing You Don't Do
Should the Rules of Tipping Be Different For Celebrities?
Jennifer Lawrence Will Don 1980s Garb In 'X-Men: Apocalypse'
'How to Train Your Dragon 2' Review: Toothless Strikes Back
Keira Knightley Pays Herself A $50K Annual Allowance Because She's Just Like You
25 Practical Tips About The Horrors Of Raising A Teenage Girl (That Movies Or TV Won't Teach You)
Veep Finally Reveals A Very Important Detail In Its Season Finale
Lana Del Rey Wants You To Know That Your Feminism Is Goddamn Boring
A Tribute to 'Ghostbusters' On Its 30th Anniversary: They Came. They Saw. They Kicked Its Ass!
Blake Lively Could Be The Next Bond Girl, and the Greatest Dick Joke in the History of TV
'Maleficent' Review: A Kinder, Gentler, Impotent Villainess
Charlize Theron Compares Press Intrusion To Rape
Tori Amos Fights the Patriarchy & Sweetly Shades Miley Cyrus
Jennifer Lawrence Demonstrates Her Foolproof Plan For Curing Hiccups
Bryan Cranston Finally Lifts The Lid On Godzilla's Appalling Diva Antics
Where's The Craziest Place You've Done The Deed? Zoe Saldana Tops It.
Ti West & Eli Roth's 'Sacrament' Delivers Us Unto Jonestown
Gwyneth Paltrow Wants Moms To Stop Judging Her For Judging Moms
Is It Too Early To Name The Best Sex Scene of 2014?
James Franco's Selfie Game Somehow Got Creepier Last Night
Jennifer Lawrence Flips Off the Paparazzi, And In the Process, Shows Off Her New Ring
'Quiet Ones, The' Review: Pretty F*cking Loud, Actually
Shailene Woodley's Sunshine Vadge Is Back With War Paint & Hairy Pits
Samuel L. Jackson Popped Into A Live Reading of Tarantino's 'Hateful Eight,' and Lindsay Lohan Makes an Indelicate Announcement
Marlon Wayans Humps 'The Conjuring' Doll in 'A Haunted House 2': Parody Is Dead
Lindsay Lohan: My List Of Lovers Was One Of AA's 12 Steps
Kate Upton Wishes For A Smaller Rack Every Day Of Her Life
'Rio 2' Review: Oh So Pretty But Not Very Witty
Beyonce & Some Sketchy Photoshop Skills Begin The 'Thigh Gap' Discussion Anew
The 'Lucy' Trailer Proves We May Have Underestimated Scarlett Johansson
Johnny Depp Ain't Couch Jumping Yet, But He's Damn Close
Cameron Diaz Says All Ladies Want To Get It On With Other Ladies
Gwyneth Paltrow Surfaces From 'Conscious Upcoupling' To Take On 9-5 Moms
Kanye West & Kim Kardashian Take The Cover Of Vogue, World Dies
'Muppets Most Wanted' Review: What's So Amazing, That Keeps Us Stargazing?
Kurt Cobain's Death Still Holds Secrets 20 Years Later
Scarlett Johansson's Pregnancy Cleavage? Marvel: 1; DC: 0
The Reasons Why You Should Be Watching 'The Americans' Will Convince You, Comrade
The World Needed a Definitive Ranking of Wes Anderson Movies
'Mr. Peabody & Sherman' Review: A Dog & His Boy's Excellent Adventure
Jared Leto Thinks Jennifer Lawrence's Oscars Falling Streak is 'A Bit of an Act'
Vivienne Jolie-Pitt May Be The Most Badass 5-Year-Old Ever
We Need To Talk About Brad Pitt's Spirit Awards Hair
Mila Kunis Got Engaged To Ashton Kutcher: Jackie & Kelso 4Eva?
My Godzilla, How You've Grown: New Poster Reveals a Big Twinkie
Jennifer Aniston Almost Starred on 'SNL' Instead of 'Friends' & Other Casting Shockers
Brangelina Ends Media Drought, Surfaces at BAFTAs in Matching Tuxedos
Sports Illustrated: Swim's 50th Anniversary Cover Promotes a Sweet Rear View
Shia LaBeouf Begs for Attention Even Though He's Clearly Not a Celebrity
Lego Movie, The Review: Everything is Awesome
Leonard Nimoy Reveals COPD Diagnosis, Urges Fans to Stop Smoking
Benedict Cumberbatch Will Tell You How To Get To Sesame Street
Don't Laugh Now: Miley Cyrus Doles Out Sage Advice to Justin Bieber
Beyonce Shook Her Thang & Willie Nelson Got Baked at the Grammys
Jonah Hill Talks About the Time Joe Pesci Got a Little Too Up Close & Personal
Jennifer Lawrence & Lupita Nyong'o Held a Cool-Off Contest at the SAGs
'Devil's Due' Review: Rotten Devilled Eggs
Poor Benedict Cumberbatch: Nobody Thought He was Sexy Enough for 'Sherlock'
Jared Leto's Golden Globes Speech Inspires Outrage?
Why the Golden Globes are the Greatest Award Ceremony of All Time (*Kanye shrug*)
Target Thinks that Pregnant Women are 'Plus Sized.' In Other News, America is Really F***ing Cold
Kate Winslet Would Like You To Stop Judging Her Husband-Hopping, Baby-Making Habit
'Grudge Match' Review: It Truly Coulda Been a Contender
Lena Dunham Says Her Feminism Remains Intact Despite Dodgy Terry Richardson Connection
'Walking With Dinosaurs' Review: Smithsonian-Grade Visuals Voiced by the Mac Guy
How Did Jennifer Lawrence Take Over Hollywood? Plus Kate Upton Jogs In A Bikini
Miley Cyrus Did Something Again: Boobs
Former Tom Cruise Publicist Speaks & the Couch Jumping Makes Total Sense Now
Fit Mom Maria Kang Might Do Well to Refer to the List of Questions One Should 'Never Ask a Fat Girl'
Is This The Era of a Kinder, Gentler Christian Bale? Say It Ain't So
The 2013 Kardashian Khristmas Kard Really Brings the Krap
'Homefront' Review: You'll Never Leave the Bayou Alive
Miley Cyrus Performs With a Giant Anime Cat, Plus Brittany Murphy's Mom Talks Back
Jennifer Lawrence Hates Girl-On-Girl Hate, Plus Justin Bieber (Finally) Jumps off a Cliff
Angelina Jolie's Speech at the Governors Awards Will Make You Cry, Plus More JLaw Sideboob
'Best Man Holiday, The' Review: Christmas Tissues & Issues
Exercises in Creative Parenting: Dinovember Puts Us All to Shame
Jennifer Lawrence (Still) Will Not Starve Herself To Make You Happy, Okay?
Tom Cruise is Bringing Crazy Back (Again), Plus Thoreal is Worth It
Courtney Stodden, 19, & Doug Hutcherson, 51, End Their Creepy Marriage: Love is Dead
'Free Birds' Review: More Grating Than a 9:06 Classic Rock Song
Michael Fassbender is Tired of Your Sexual Harassment, Ladies & Gents
Halloween Brings Out the Racist in All Of Us, and Katy Perry Ironically Slams the Use of Sexuality to Sell Music
Kristen Stewart vs. Jennifer Lawrence: Almost Unfair To Compare?
Patrick Stewart & Ian McKellen Are the Internet's Immortal Spirit Animals
'Escape Plan' Review: Hasta La Vista, Common Sense
Melissa McCarthy Wore a Coat On Her Elle Cover & It's a Scandal
Miley Cyrus Is Racist: In Retrospect, Not So Surprising?
'Machete Kills' Review: Everything The First Movie Should Have Been
Hot Chick With A Douchebag: Kate Upton's Idiot Boyfriend Told Her To Lose Weight
Scarlett Johansson Named 'Sexiest Woman Alive' By Esquire: Good Call?
Allow Britney Spears An Unscripted Interview & Much Becomes Clear
Katy Perry Throws Russell Brand Into The Thames River Again: Enough Already?
'Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2' Review: The Food Strikes Back
Miley Cyrus Calls Herself A 'Creepy, Sexy Baby': Is This Sh-t For Real?
Douchebag Piers Morgan Taunts Jon Stewart After Emmy Loss (Plus, Miley Cyrus Invests in Black Nipple Pasties)
James Franco Is The Biggest Troll In History, Staged His Own Fake-Gay Paparazzi Pics: Awesome?
Now We Know How Awesome It Would Have Been to Be on the Set of 'Breaking Bad' While They Were Filming 'Ozymandias'
Joseph Gordon Levitt Won't Dignify Those Gay Rumors With A Response, Snuggles Kitten Instead
Hell Hath No Fury Like Gwyneth Paltrow After Her Kids Eat McDonalds
In A Battle Of The Pop Stars, Whose Promo Image Wins: Miley Cyrus or Katy Perry?
Is It Really Surprising When Robin "Blurred Lines" Thicke Gets Busted Groping A Fan?
Deeply Disturbed Miley Cyrus' VMA Performance Was "Disgusting and Embarrassing," So Says Uptight MSNBC News Lady
The MTV VMA Awards Will Never Be Able To Top Britney With A Snake
Michelle Obama Likens Herself To A Single Mother & All Hell Breaks Loose
Aaron Taylor-Johnson Wants You To Stop Whining About His Much Older Wife
Here's Jennifer Lawrence with Puppies, Because That's The Way Internet God Intended It, OK?
Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters Review: A Big Splash
Miley Cyrus & Terry Richardson Do "Rebellious" Couture: Do They Pull It Off?
Blame It On Franco: Why Must They All Consider Themselves "Artists"?
Smurfs 2 Review: Who's Your Daddy, Smurfette?
Katy Perry Never Farts In Front Of Romantic Interests: Do You?
You Need More Reasons To Love Jennifer Lawrence, Right? (Here Are 20 Of Them)
Even Page Six Is Telling Anthony Weiner "It's Time To Pull Out" (Plus Bonus Bill Murray)
This Post Does Not Contain A Shirtless Photo Of Geraldo Rivera
Conjuring, The Review: So Sh-ttastically Close To Being Scary
Introducing the Star of Taylor Swift's Next Album ... Matthew Gray Gubler?
Turbo Review: Feeling the Need for Speed
Tom Hiddleston Wears the Most Nerdy T-Shirt Ever, Plus a Truly Heartwarming Tale of a Sick Child & Pizza
Amanda Seyfried's Vagina Is Like Toucan Sam's Nose: It Always Knows
George Clooney & Stacey Keibler Broke Up: When's the Next Round of Auditions?
Henry Cavill & Kaley Cuoco Prove Their Love: Why Are They Trying So Hard?
Despicable Me 2 Review: Minions 'R' Us
Alec Baldwin Expresses Regret For His Homophobic Rant: Should We Forgive Him?
Val Kilmer & His Genius Plan To Bang Natalie Portman, Plus Al Pacino & Siri In A Bathroom
Jim Carrey Regrets Earning Millions From "Kick-Ass 2," Much To Producers' Delight
Bradley Cooper Voted "Best Hair" & George Lucas Thinks Movie Tickets Should Be $100
Kim Kardashian Gave Birth To Baby Yeezus, Plus Maya Rudolph Tells A Bill Murray Story
Miley Cyrus Shows Off Her New Gold Tooth & Grill, Plus Too Many Macbeths
Channing Tatum Feeds Puppies Cereal, Plus the Most Revolting Thing You'll See All Day
Purge, The Review: A Strangely Satisfying Binge
Examining "Man of Steel"'s Judicious Lack Of Underwear, Plus ASkars Goes Down For The Count
Michael Douglas Says Cunninglingus Caused His Throat Cancer, Plus Interspecies Marriage
"Justified" Lovers, Now You Can Have Raylan's Hat; Plus Spelling Bee Trauma
Epic Review: You Want It All, But You Can't Have It
Frances Bean Cobain Takes On A Kardashian ... And Loses? Plus Chris Hemsworth Loses The Hot
Beyonce Laughs At The "Low Life People" Who Criticize Her, Plus Cheeky Billboard Fashion
Reese Witherspoon & Jim Toth Still Boozing It Up, Plus A "Sexy" Nymphomaniac Image
Male Models & The Cats Who Resemble Them, Plus A Screaming DiCaprio Head
The Return Of Jack Bauer, Plus 1 World Trade Center Finally Rises From The Ashes
Benedict Cumberbatch Blushes While Confronting The Truth, Plus A Mystery Model
Let Us All Hope For Wino Forever, Plus Kevin Spacey Gives The Best Photobombs
Leading Men Age But Their Leading Ladies Stay The Same, Plus Alec Baldwin's Head Explodes
Jennifer Lawrence Is One Of TIME's Most Influential & Don Cheadle Packs Some Serious Heat
Scary Movie 5 Review: Why Bother? Because That's What We Do
Kim Kardashian Spawns Feminist Controversy, Robert Downey Jr. Makes It All Better By Sporting Lederhosen
Angelina Jolie, Billy Bob & The Botox-Ridden Love That Will Never Die, Plus Prince William Rejected By A Little Heroine
Why Do We Love Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?
Croods, The Review: A Little Rebellion Is A Good Thing
Tell The Truth: What's The Last Movie That You Watched In A Theater?
Call, The Review: Wrong F*cking Number
Why Are Young Starlets So Eager To Debase Themselves?
The (Lame) Jennifer Lawrence Backlash Begins, Plus Plenty Of Shirtless Males (Good & Bad)
Last Exorcism Part II, The: Evil Will Always Triumph Because Good Is Dumb
More Fassbender & Lawrence In The Next X-Men Movie? Plus, Girls Gone Wild Goes Bankrupt
Snitch Review: Dwayne Johnson Finally Gets One Right
What Movie Couldn't You Finish Watching (Even Though You Wanted To Do So)?
Escape from Planet Earth Review: Old Dog, New Nothing
For Your Consideration: Why Are Oscar Campaigns So Shameless?
Neison Mandela's Grandkids Will Crush His Legacy With A Reality Show, But At Least Scientology's Going Down
After-Death Considerations: Do You Have A Plan?
Parker Review: Starring Jason Statham As Jason Statham In A Not-Quite Stathamy Movie
Watching Violent, R-Rated Movies: How Young Is Too Young?
Why I'm The Only Person Who Isn't Excited About The "Arrested Development" Reunion
Haunted House, A Review: I Ain't Afraid Of This #@%*% Ghost
Tom Cruise, President? Plus a Henry Cavill/Gina Carano Mating & Everything You Already Knew About Lindsay Lohan
Whatever Happened To .... The Cast of Fast Times at Ridgemont High?
11 Underappreciated Performances In Quentin Tarantino Films
Monsters, Inc. 3D Review: Polished-Up Yet Still The Same Furry Tale
11 Crappiest Movies of Steve Buscemi's Career
10 Crappiest Movies of Cate Blanchett's Career
Lay the Favorite Review: Not Exactly Money, And It Doesn't Even Know It
Hey Jude: 10 Pretty Boys Who Uglied Themselves Up for a Role
10 (Mostly) Magnificent Bastards (Who Get Away with Everything)
Rise of the Guardians Review: Plenty of Sound and Fury, Signifying Nothing
The Twilight Saga Cast in 10 Years: A Prediction
11 Heir Apparent Brit Actors to Hugh Grant's Hair
Wreck-It Ralph Review: No One Knows What it's Like to be the Bad Man
11 Lame, Last-Minute Halloween Costume Ideas (To Inspire a Good Hatef*ck)
10 Running Movies to Ease Those Sore Muscles
Ethan Hawke: Best Doucheface in the Business
Sinister Review: Hold Me?
11 Cinematic Sociopaths Who Could Program the Hell Out of My iPod
Frankenweenie Review: OMG, I Love Tim Burton Again
11 Reasons to Love Winona Ryder
Hotel Transylvania Review: Adam Sandler Vants To Suck Your Brains Out
11 Most Compelling Diner Scenes in Cinema
11 Hottest 1980s Female Teen Heartthrobs
Finding Nemo 3D Review: Now that's more like it
11 Creepiest Smiles In Hollywood (Including Dennis Quaid)
11 Most Ill-Advised Quotes To Fall Out Of Shia LaBeouf's Mouth
11 Greatest Transformations of Gary Oldman's Career
Apparition, The Review: Spoilers will magically appear in this review
11 Former Child Stars Who Haven't F**ked It All Up Just Yet
Paranorman Review: May Put Kids Back Into Diapers
11 Family-Friendly Movies that Just Might Scare the Crap Out of You
11 Generally Unfunny Comedians Worthy of Contempt
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days Review: Lies, Damn Lies
11 Crappiest Movies of Steve Zahn's Career
11 Crappiest Movies of Anne Hathaway's Career
11 Crappiest Movies of Christian Bale's Career
Ice Age: Continental Drift Review: All About Scrat
11 Great Scenery Chewers for the (Ice) Ages
Our Cinematic Autobiography: Broken Flowers
Katy Perry: Part of Me Review: An Almost Entirely Manufactured Whole
11 Crappiest Movies of Uma Thurman's Career
11 Crappiest Movies of Matthew McConaughey's Career
Brave Review: Pixar Officially Wimps Out
11 Crappiest Movies of Susan Sarandon's Career
11 Crappiest Movies of Paul Giamatti's Career
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted Review: Still Inexplicably Moving It, Moving It
Bel Ami Review: A Different Kind of Inadequate Vampire
11 Crappiest Movies of Guy Pearce's Career
11 Crappiest Movies of Charlize Theron's Career
11 Crappiest Movies of Elizabeth Banks' Career
11 Crappiest Movies of Cameron Diaz's Career
11 Crappiest Movies of Johnny Depp's Career
Little Bit of Heaven, A Review: Hot Lovin' & Colonoscopies
11 Crappiest Movies of Samuel L. Jackson's Career
Safe Review: Kicking Ass and Taking Hearts
Pirates! Band of Misfits Review: Ship-Shape, Mateys
11 Crappiest Movies of Robert Downey Jr.'s Career
Chimpanzee Review: Death By Narration
11 Crappiest Movies of Rhys Ifans' Career
11 Most Promising Aussie Imports from Down Under
Whatever Happened To .... The Cast of American Pie?
11 Crappiest Movies Of Julia Roberts' Career
11 Crappiest Movies Of Stanley Tucci's Career
11 Crappiest Movies Of Willem Dafoe's Career
8 Ways Johnny Depp Tattered His Own Legacy Before The 21 Jump Street Remake Even Had A Chance
Lorax, The Review: Unless someone like you cares a whole, awful lot...
Imagining How Hollywood Could Ruin 11 Dr. Seuss Books Other Than The Lorax
11 Crappiest Movies Of Danny DeVito's Career
Secret World Of Arrietty, The Review: Simply Glorious
11 Crappiest Movies Of Michael Caine's Career
Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Review: Another Fantastic Voyage
11 Crappiest Movies Of Denzel Washington's Career
12 Crappiest Movies of Drew Barrymore's Career
The 11 Crappiest Movies Of John Leguizamo's Career
11 Crappiest Movies of Kate Beckinsale's Career
Beauty and the Beast 3-D Review: Because Hollywood Just Couldn't Resist
11 Crappiest Movies Of Michael Douglas' Career
The 13 Most Satisfying Revenge Movies Ever
The 11 Best Soundtrack/Score Efforts Of Trent Reznor
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked Review: Washed Up & Left For Dead
Scarlett Johansson Career Assessment: Lost in Boobland
11 Actors Who've Debased Themselves Alongside CGI Co-Stars
11 Crappiest Movies of Michelle Pfeiffer's Career
Everyone Wants To Be Marilyn: 15 Monroe Imitators That Should Stuff It
Arthur Christmas Review: The Best Holiday Movie that You Won't See
9 Cultural Zeitgeists Arguably More Damaging Than Twilight
The 13 Crappiest Movies of Mickey Rourke's Career
Storytellers: Salvatore Giuliano, The Lost Corleone
The 12 Crappiest Movies of Eddie Murphy's Career
Puss in Boots Review: Good Times with a Bad Kitty
The 12 Crappiest Movies of Billy Bob Thornton's Career
Johnny English Reborn Review: Bourne Again?
Mighty Macs Review: Hoosiers Meets Sister Act
The 12 Crappiest Movies of Carla Gugino's Career
The 11 Crappiest Movies of Steve Martin's Career
Hugh Jackman Career Assessment: Wolverine & I Are Done, Professionally
Naomi Watts Career Assessment: Blank Slate or Newly Bland Actress?
Dolphin Tale Review: Better Than Having Teeth Pulled
Clive Owen Career Assessment: Super Tiger Sex Commando & Unpredictable Box-Office Quantity
The Lion King 3-D Review: The Circle of Life for a Few Dollars More
Sarah Jessica Parker Career Assessment: A Glorified Clothes Hanger
Movie Deaths In Trailers: A Surprisingly Effective Marketing Tool
In Celebration Of Helen Mirren: 20 Other "Older" Babes Who've Still Got It
Don't Be Afraid of the Dark Review: Holmes Not-So-Sweet Holmes
12 Currently Working Actresses Who'd Do Anything To Be The Next Action Jolie
Spy Kids: All the Time in the World 4D Review: Time Out, Rodriguez
Whatever Happened To .... The Cast of "Beverly Hills, 90210"?
Body-Switching Movies: Kill Them With Fire or Let Them Be?
The Smurfs Review: As Smurfy as Sticking a Smurf Up Your Smurf
The 10 Crappiest Movies of Alan Cumming's Career
Whatever Happened To .... The Cast of "That '70s Show"?
Winnie the Pooh Review: Silly Old Bear
Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, and Rupert Grint Career Assessment: One Of Three Ain't Bad
The 10 Crappiest Movies of Jennifer Aniston's Career
Monte Carlo Review: No Sex and a City
The "Boom" Factor: 6 Directors Who are Just as Guilty as Michael Bay
Cars 2 Review: In the Immortal Words of Michael Bay, "BOOM!"
Who Asked For Cars 2 Again? 5 Children's Sequels That Should've Arrived Instead
Mr. Popper's Penguins Review: He's Not Stupid, He Just Dupes It
Down With CGI Costumes: 5 Real Ones That Did The Job Better
Judy Moody and the NOT Bummer Summer Review: Manic Pixie Go F*ck Yourself
Heather Graham Career Assessment: License to Strip
Kevin Bacon Career Assessment: Six Degrees of Underrated
Kung Fu Panda Review: Go for the Po, Stay for the Peacock
Jack Black Career Assessment: Don't Go Away Mad, Just Go Away
Geoffrey Rush Career Assessment: Characters Depraved and Themes Unwholesome at Best
Will Ferrell Career Assessment: Land of the Lost Career?
Jumping the Broom Review: Sweep It Up Your A**
"Justified" Season 2 Finale Review: Bloody Harlan, Indeed
Kate Hudson Career Assessment: Perky and Blonde Just Don't Cut It
Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil Review: Pow! Right in the Wallet
Vin Diesel Career Assessment: Have Muscles, Will Use Them
Water for Elephants Review: Almost Everything is an Illusion
Reese Witherspoon Career Assessment: Perky Blonde Seeks Resurrection
Rio Review: A Very Colorful Pile of Bird Droppings
Neve Campbell Career Assessment: The Reluctant Scream Queen
Helen Hunt Career Assessment: Let's Jump Into The Final Frontier
Hop Review: Cadbury Egg Copiously Filled With Crap
Colin Firth Career Assessment: My Career Has Just Peaked
Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2: Rodrick Rules Review (Brothers Drool)
7 Directors Who Think They Can Act
Marisa Tomei Career Assessment: A Mixed Body Of Work
Mars Needs Moms Review: It Doesn't Take A Village (Especially This One)
Gary Oldman Career Assessment: Simply A Bloody Good Actor
Rango Review: Children Strictly Optional
Michael Biehn Career Assessment: Go With Him If You Want To Live
Farrelly Bros. Career Assessment: Spooge Only Shoots So Far
Dreamcasting Arseface & Other Comic-Based Roles That Will Never Happen
Justin Bieber: Never Say Never Review | The Origin Story of a Dips**t
Gnomeo and Juliet Review: Not Stepping O'er the Bounds of Modesty
Nicole Kidman Career Assessment | You Know The Drill
Movie Star Career Assessment | My Arse Bleeds For Them
Jason Statham Career Assessment | Explosive In a Non-Michael Bay Way
Ashton Kutcher Career Assessment | Twitter Star, Not Movie Star
Heart Specialist, The Review | Just Call Him "The Love Doctor"
Vince Vaughn Career Assessment | Daddy Got the Rainman Suite & He Sh*t All Over It
Robert De Niro Career Assessment | You Shall Not (Free) Pass!
Gulliver's Travels Review | Behold, a Lump of Deformity
Santa Claus Career Assessment | (Almost) Nobody Shoots At Santa
Yogi Bear Review | Anna Faris, You've Done It Again
Dan Aykroyd Career Assessment | Ray Has Gone Bye Bye
Mark Wahlberg Career Assessment | Seriously, What's Happening?
Kristen Bell Career Assessment | What Are You Doing Here?
Faster Review | Starring Dwayne Johnson as "The Bride"
Helena Bonham Carter Career Assessment | The Illusion of Effortlessness Requires a Great Effort
Jeff Goldblum Career Assessment | He Just Stares Right Back. And That's When the Attack Comes.
Megamind Review | It's Not the Size of the Noggin but the Motion of the Notion
Thelma & Louise Review | Let's Not Get Caught
Brad Pitt Career Assessment | As Soon as You Give Us the Money, D*ckwad!
Bryce Dallas Howard Career Assessment | The Whole is More than the Sum of the Parts
Lost Boys: The Thirst Real-Time Review | Death to all Frog Brothers
Morgan Freeman Career Assessment | It's Not a Question of How; It's a Question of What
30 Days of Night: Dark Days Review | Deader Than Undead
My Soul to Take 3D Review | They're Fingering the Wrong Culprit
Diane Lane Career Assessment | Wife For Life
Case 39 Review | You Have No Power Over Me
Renee Zellweger Career Assessment | Will Find Nice Sensible Movie & Avoid Attachments With Any of the Following
You Again Review | Don't Come Around Here No More
Pajiba Love 09/27/10 | Creature of the Neverending Night
Justin Timberlake Career Assessment | Let Me Paint this Picture for You, Baby
Alpha and Omega Review | Just Another Date-Rapey Wolf Movie
Ben Affleck Career Assessment | A Chance to Take It to the Next Plateau
Milla Jovovich Career Assessment | Just Give the Woman a Mul-ti-pass Already
The Loss of a Cinematic Icon & the Scavengers Who Follow | Save the Admiral Twin
Kiefer Sutherland Career Assessment | In the End, We All Know What We've Done
Scarface Review | Nothing Exceeds Like Excess
The Last Exorcism, The Review | So Damn Sure Of Ourselves, Aren't We?
Matt Dillon Career Assessment | Touch Me, I'm Dick
Nanny McPhee Returns Review | Dodgy but Reliably So
Piranha 3D Review | Painting the Town Red
Juliette Lewis Career Assessment | A Face Only a Captive Audience Could Love
Julia Roberts Career Assessment | So Painfully Overrated
Samuel L. Jackson Career Assessment | Still Tryin' Real Hard To Be The Shepherd
Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore Review | Interspecies Love on a Shag Rug
Paul Rudd Career Assessment | So High So Far To Fall
Ramona and Beezus Review | Pest? More Like Future Reprobate.
Angelina Jolie Career Assessment
Joseph Gordon-Levitt Career Assessment | He's Right Behind You, Leo!
Despicable Me Review | Bela Lugosi's (Not) Dead
Will Arnett Career Assessment | The Final Countdown?
Taylor Lautner Career Assessment | Rude Awakening? Please Hold.
Tom Cruise Career Assessment
Megan Fox Career Assessment
Karate Kid, The Review | Whacks On, Whacks Off
Bradley Cooper Career Assessment
Pajiba Love 06/10/10 | Commemorating Many Years of Dead Rainbows
Pajiba Love 06/09/10 | Where Unholy Rumors Go To Mate
Marmaduke Review | Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Hurl
Owen Wilson Career Assessment
Lost Boys: The Thirst Trailer
Men of Sex and the City Career Assessment
Shrek Forever After Review
Cameron Diaz Career Assessment
Pajiba Love 10/18/10
Letters to Juliet Review
Russell Crowe Career Assessment
Gwyneth Paltrow Career Assessment
Furry Vengeance Review
Jim Carrey Career Assessment
Jennifer Lopez Career Assessment
Nicolas Cage Career Assessment
Steve Carell Career Assessment
Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married Too? Review | Hold Me & Make the Bad Man Go Away
Miley Cyrus Career Assessment
How to Train Your Dragon Review
Gerard Butler Career Assessment
Diary of a Wimpy Kid Review
Remember Me Review
Robert Pattinson Career Assessment
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