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Chris Evans' Snow Wizard Meets His Fate & Jennifer Lawrence Wants People To 'Stop Being A**holes'

Watch Jennifer Lawrence Giggle Uncontrollably & Marvel At People's Sexiest Man Alive Shortlist

Jennifer Lawrence Thinks She's a 'Talentless Troll,' and Sandra Bullock Goes Blonde

Blake Lively & Martha Stewart Reunited As Best Friends, Plus Obama Saves The Internet

'Jessabelle' Fills A Bathtub With Horror Movie Tropes & Fails To Clean Up

Robert Downey Jr. Once Greeted A Journalist With 'Nice T-ts' and the Olsen Twins Look Less Alike Now

Lena Dunham Issues Half-Assed Apology & Michael Fassbender May Be Your New Steve Jobs

Louis C.K. Mysteriously Quits Twitter, and You'll Never See the Best 'Part' of '50 Shades of Grey'

Zac Efron Is a Controlling Boyfriend, and Outraged Parents Draw a Line from Kardashian Baby Clothes to Sex Tapes

Anne Hathaway's Hate-Resurrection Undone By Ebola, But Jim Carrey Thrives on Hate

Jennifer Lawrence's Middle Finger Gets Creative & Another Death Hoax Victim Rises

Move That Planchette: 'Ouija' Doesn't Spell Out S-C-A-R-Y

Shocker: '50 Shades' Sex Scenes Fail To Scintillate, But Ultron's Package Delivers

Johnny Depp's Big Bad Wolf Looks Like Hairy Sinatra & Cumby's Wax Figure Looks Too Accurate

Marvel Courts Robert Downey Jr. With An Astounding Gift & Nicki Minaj's Anaconda Don't Want None

The Dead Really Know How To Party In 'The Book of Life'

Dane Cook's Conquest Tally Will Disgust You & Jude Law's Super Sperm Should Frighten You

Blake Lively Throws A Fit Over Her Slave Owner-Inspired Fashion Spread

Kristen Stewart Calls Non Feminists Ridiculous & Ernie Hudson Calls Female Ghostbusters Wrong

Everything That Happens In 'Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day' is a 1st World Problem

Christian Bale's Ass Story Will Horrify You & Katy Perry Will Peacock The NFL

Jennifer Lawrence Wants A Boyfriend Who Farts & Gwyneth Paltrow Farts Shade At Martha Stewart

Lindsay Lohan Gets Another Opportunity To F*ck Up, SNL Plagiarizes, & 'The Fappening' Has Its 1st Male Victim

'Annabelle' Will Make You Rue The Day You Laughed At The 'Scary' Doll

The Rock Tests His Fans' Loyalty With 'Baywatch' & Katherine Heigl Wins A Few More Fans

Anne Hathaway Admits 'Fame F*cked Me Up' & Ben's Little Affleck Makes Its Screen Debut

Ben Affleck's Punchable Face Identified With Nick Dunne & Lena Dunham Won't Pay Artists

Laika Presents Stunningly Grotesque VIsuals In 'The Boxtrolls' & Forgets The Story

People Mag Tweeted Racist Sh*t About Viola Davis & John Cusack Calls Hollywood A Whorehouse

Cuba Gooding Hilariously Loses It (Again), and Elvis Presley's Granddaughter Will Strip Down for Soderbergh (Again)

'Fox & Friends' Unironically Claims 'No Equivalency' For Missing Male Wonder Woman

Clay Aiken: People Who Take 'inappropriate' Selfies 'Deserve Exactly What They Get'

Ryan Gosling & Eva Mendes Quietly Welcomed Their Hey Girl Into The World

'Mockingjay: Part i' Trailer: Chills, Thrills & One Angry Katniss

Sarah Palin's Knock-Down, Drag-Out Family Brawl Put A Football Pile-Up To Shame

By Pulling Her NFL Performance, CBS Reinforced the Fact That Rihanna Was a Victim Instead of a Survivor of DV

'Veronica Mars' Almost Went Solo & Other TV Near Misses

Seth Rogen: Ray Rice Should Be Banned For Life From The NFL

Tom Brady Outs Himself As A Whiner & Pouter Off The Field Too

Idris Elba Will Save The Internet From This Awful Week Of Jackassery

As Above, So Below Review: Abandon All Hope Of Not Hurling, Ye Who Enter Here

Obama's Tan Suit Took Over The Internet, Which Needs To Get A Grip

Blake Lively's Response To A Bee Swarm Attack Is Open For Interpretation

Hello Kitty Is Not A Cat, Apparently: Forget Everything You Know

Carla Gugino's Steamy ALS Ice Bucket Challenge & Real Nerds Hate 'The Big Bang Theory'

New Excerpts Of Lena Dunham's Memoir Surface: Would You Buy It?

Chris Hemsworth In Talks To Cut His Comedic Teeth in a 'Vacation' Reboot

The VMA Fashion Show Included Britney Spears & Rose McGowan (Yes, That Dress) Throwbacks

Sebastian Stan & Anthony Mackie Discuss Chris Evans' Boob Grabbing Habit At Chicago Comic-Con

'Sin City: A Dame to Kill For' Review: Pulp F*cktion

Do We Still Like Cumberbatch? You'll Like His ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

Chuck Zito Thinks War Machine Did The Right Thing By Beating His Woman

Gene Simmons Is Sorry, Not Sorry That He Told People To Kill Themselves

Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Tori Amos Understand Feminism & Preach It

Goodbye, Slim: Lauren Bacall Passes Away At The Age of 89

Deceased Race Driver Kevin Ward's Relative Calls Tony Stewart 'A D*ck'

Who Needs Sharks When You've Got A Firenado? 'Into the Storm' Review

Charlize Theron Hops Into The Weirdest Feud & Gwyneth Paltrow Might Bang Your Rich Hubby

Even A Drunk Chrissy Teigen Can Pitch Better Than 50 Cent, Plus New Terminator Title Is Copywriter's Worst Nightmare

How Did Cosmo's 'Mind Blowing' Lesbian Sex Tips Work Out For Actual Lesbians?

Lee Pace Wrote A Fan Letter Once & All He Got Was A Broken Heart

Celebrities Cuddle With Their Younger Selves & Other Things You Can't Unsee

'Maze Runner, The' Trailer: Lord of the Grievers

'Sin City: A Dame to Kill For' Red-Band Trailer Double Dips Naked Eva Green

The Media Has Spoken: Jay-Z & Beyonce Will Split & He's 'Screwing' Rihanna

Susan Sarandon Stomps All Over Woody Allen & Reveals Love Affair With David Bowie

The Benedict Cumberbatch Wax Statue: So Hot It'll Melt Its Own Panties

'The Purge: Anarchy' Review: Live and Let Die

Chris Evans is the New Phoebe Cates & Other Iconic Scenes for Pervs

How to Explain To Your Teenage Daughter that a Thigh Gap Is Not Something with Which to Aspire

Chris Pratt Cuddles With A Raccoon, and One Man's Hilarious Response After President Obama Asked Him If He Was Gay

The Class of 2032 Will Be 'Django' Heavy & Eva Mendes Steps Out

Nick Cannon Guns for the Richard Pryor Biopic Lead

'Very Good Girls' Review: Friendship, Betrayal & Dakota Fanning's Butt Double

'Earth to Echo' Review: An Unapologetic 'E.T.' Copycat for the Found-Footage Age

Tilda Swinton's Cool Alien Resolve Melts In The Face Of Her Reddit AMA

Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Sebastian Stan

Shia LaBeouf's 'Cabaret' Meltdown Just Got Much Weirder

'Orange is the New Black' & the Myth of Prison Rehabilitation

Gary Oldman Defends Mel Gibson & Alec Baldwin's Rants: 'Political Correctness is Crap'

'Jersey Boys' Review: That Thing You Don't Do

Should the Rules of Tipping Be Different For Celebrities?

Jennifer Lawrence Will Don 1980s Garb In 'X-Men: Apocalypse'

'How to Train Your Dragon 2' Review: Toothless Strikes Back

Keira Knightley Pays Herself A $50K Annual Allowance Because She's Just Like You

25 Practical Tips About The Horrors Of Raising A Teenage Girl (That Movies Or TV Won't Teach You)

Veep Finally Reveals A Very Important Detail In Its Season Finale

Lana Del Rey Wants You To Know That Your Feminism Is Goddamn Boring

A Tribute to 'Ghostbusters' On Its 30th Anniversary: They Came. They Saw. They Kicked Its Ass!

Blake Lively Could Be The Next Bond Girl, and the Greatest Dick Joke in the History of TV

'Maleficent' Review: A Kinder, Gentler, Impotent Villainess

Charlize Theron Compares Press Intrusion To Rape

Tori Amos Fights the Patriarchy & Sweetly Shades Miley Cyrus

Jennifer Lawrence Demonstrates Her Foolproof Plan For Curing Hiccups

Bryan Cranston Finally Lifts The Lid On Godzilla's Appalling Diva Antics

Where's The Craziest Place You've Done The Deed? Zoe Saldana Tops It.

Ti West & Eli Roth's 'Sacrament' Delivers Us Unto Jonestown

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants Moms To Stop Judging Her For Judging Moms

Is It Too Early To Name The Best Sex Scene of 2014?

James Franco's Selfie Game Somehow Got Creepier Last Night

Jennifer Lawrence Flips Off the Paparazzi, And In the Process, Shows Off Her New Ring

'Quiet Ones, The' Review: Pretty F*cking Loud, Actually

Shailene Woodley's Sunshine Vadge Is Back With War Paint & Hairy Pits

Samuel L. Jackson Popped Into A Live Reading of Tarantino's 'Hateful Eight,' and Lindsay Lohan Makes an Indelicate Announcement

Marlon Wayans Humps 'The Conjuring' Doll in 'A Haunted House 2': Parody Is Dead

Lindsay Lohan: My List Of Lovers Was One Of AA's 12 Steps

Kate Upton Wishes For A Smaller Rack Every Day Of Her Life

'Rio 2' Review: Oh So Pretty But Not Very Witty

Beyonce & Some Sketchy Photoshop Skills Begin The 'Thigh Gap' Discussion Anew

The 'Lucy' Trailer Proves We May Have Underestimated Scarlett Johansson

Johnny Depp Ain't Couch Jumping Yet, But He's Damn Close

Cameron Diaz Says All Ladies Want To Get It On With Other Ladies

Gwyneth Paltrow Surfaces From 'Conscious Upcoupling' To Take On 9-5 Moms

Kanye West & Kim Kardashian Take The Cover Of Vogue, World Dies

'Muppets Most Wanted' Review: What's So Amazing, That Keeps Us Stargazing?

Kurt Cobain's Death Still Holds Secrets 20 Years Later

Scarlett Johansson's Pregnancy Cleavage? Marvel: 1; DC: 0

The Reasons Why You Should Be Watching 'The Americans' Will Convince You, Comrade

The World Needed a Definitive Ranking of Wes Anderson Movies

'Mr. Peabody & Sherman' Review: A Dog & His Boy's Excellent Adventure

Jared Leto Thinks Jennifer Lawrence's Oscars Falling Streak is 'A Bit of an Act'

Vivienne Jolie-Pitt May Be The Most Badass 5-Year-Old Ever

We Need To Talk About Brad Pitt's Spirit Awards Hair

Mila Kunis Got Engaged To Ashton Kutcher: Jackie & Kelso 4Eva?

My Godzilla, How You've Grown: New Poster Reveals a Big Twinkie

Jennifer Aniston Almost Starred on 'SNL' Instead of 'Friends' & Other Casting Shockers

Brangelina Ends Media Drought, Surfaces at BAFTAs in Matching Tuxedos

Sports Illustrated: Swim's 50th Anniversary Cover Promotes a Sweet Rear View

Shia LaBeouf Begs for Attention Even Though He's Clearly Not a Celebrity

Lego Movie, The Review: Everything is Awesome

Leonard Nimoy Reveals COPD Diagnosis, Urges Fans to Stop Smoking

Benedict Cumberbatch Will Tell You How To Get To Sesame Street

Don't Laugh Now: Miley Cyrus Doles Out Sage Advice to Justin Bieber

Beyonce Shook Her Thang & Willie Nelson Got Baked at the Grammys

Jonah Hill Talks About the Time Joe Pesci Got a Little Too Up Close & Personal

Jennifer Lawrence & Lupita Nyong'o Held a Cool-Off Contest at the SAGs

'Devil's Due' Review: Rotten Devilled Eggs

Poor Benedict Cumberbatch: Nobody Thought He was Sexy Enough for 'Sherlock'

Jared Leto's Golden Globes Speech Inspires Outrage?

Why the Golden Globes are the Greatest Award Ceremony of All Time (*Kanye shrug*)

Target Thinks that Pregnant Women are 'Plus Sized.' In Other News, America is Really F***ing Cold

Kate Winslet Would Like You To Stop Judging Her Husband-Hopping, Baby-Making Habit

'Grudge Match' Review: It Truly Coulda Been a Contender

Lena Dunham Says Her Feminism Remains Intact Despite Dodgy Terry Richardson Connection

'Walking With Dinosaurs' Review: Smithsonian-Grade Visuals Voiced by the Mac Guy

How Did Jennifer Lawrence Take Over Hollywood? Plus Kate Upton Jogs In A Bikini

Miley Cyrus Did Something Again: Boobs

Former Tom Cruise Publicist Speaks & the Couch Jumping Makes Total Sense Now

Fit Mom Maria Kang Might Do Well to Refer to the List of Questions One Should 'Never Ask a Fat Girl'

Is This The Era of a Kinder, Gentler Christian Bale? Say It Ain't So

The 2013 Kardashian Khristmas Kard Really Brings the Krap

'Homefront' Review: You'll Never Leave the Bayou Alive

Miley Cyrus Performs With a Giant Anime Cat, Plus Brittany Murphy's Mom Talks Back

Jennifer Lawrence Hates Girl-On-Girl Hate, Plus Justin Bieber (Finally) Jumps off a Cliff

Angelina Jolie's Speech at the Governors Awards Will Make You Cry, Plus More JLaw Sideboob

'Best Man Holiday, The' Review: Christmas Tissues & Issues

Exercises in Creative Parenting: Dinovember Puts Us All to Shame

Jennifer Lawrence (Still) Will Not Starve Herself To Make You Happy, Okay?

Tom Cruise is Bringing Crazy Back (Again), Plus Thoreal is Worth It

Courtney Stodden, 19, & Doug Hutcherson, 51, End Their Creepy Marriage: Love is Dead

'Free Birds' Review: More Grating Than a 9:06 Classic Rock Song

Michael Fassbender is Tired of Your Sexual Harassment, Ladies & Gents

Halloween Brings Out the Racist in All Of Us, and Katy Perry Ironically Slams the Use of Sexuality to Sell Music

Kristen Stewart vs. Jennifer Lawrence: Almost Unfair To Compare?

Patrick Stewart & Ian McKellen Are the Internet's Immortal Spirit Animals

'Escape Plan' Review: Hasta La Vista, Common Sense

Melissa McCarthy Wore a Coat On Her Elle Cover & It's a Scandal

Miley Cyrus Is Racist: In Retrospect, Not So Surprising?

'Machete Kills' Review: Everything The First Movie Should Have Been

Hot Chick With A Douchebag: Kate Upton's Idiot Boyfriend Told Her To Lose Weight

Scarlett Johansson Named 'Sexiest Woman Alive' By Esquire: Good Call?

Allow Britney Spears An Unscripted Interview & Much Becomes Clear

Katy Perry Throws Russell Brand Into The Thames River Again: Enough Already?

'Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2' Review: The Food Strikes Back

Miley Cyrus Calls Herself A 'Creepy, Sexy Baby': Is This Sh-t For Real?

Douchebag Piers Morgan Taunts Jon Stewart After Emmy Loss (Plus, Miley Cyrus Invests in Black Nipple Pasties)

James Franco Is The Biggest Troll In History, Staged His Own Fake-Gay Paparazzi Pics: Awesome?

Now We Know How Awesome It Would Have Been to Be on the Set of 'Breaking Bad' While They Were Filming 'Ozymandias'

Joseph Gordon Levitt Won't Dignify Those Gay Rumors With A Response, Snuggles Kitten Instead

Hell Hath No Fury Like Gwyneth Paltrow After Her Kids Eat McDonalds

In A Battle Of The Pop Stars, Whose Promo Image Wins: Miley Cyrus or Katy Perry?

Is It Really Surprising When Robin "Blurred Lines" Thicke Gets Busted Groping A Fan?

Deeply Disturbed Miley Cyrus' VMA Performance Was "Disgusting and Embarrassing," So Says Uptight MSNBC News Lady

The MTV VMA Awards Will Never Be Able To Top Britney With A Snake

Michelle Obama Likens Herself To A Single Mother & All Hell Breaks Loose

Aaron Taylor-Johnson Wants You To Stop Whining About His Much Older Wife

Here's Jennifer Lawrence with Puppies, Because That's The Way Internet God Intended It, OK?

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters Review: A Big Splash

Miley Cyrus & Terry Richardson Do "Rebellious" Couture: Do They Pull It Off?

Blame It On Franco: Why Must They All Consider Themselves "Artists"?

Smurfs 2 Review: Who's Your Daddy, Smurfette?

Katy Perry Never Farts In Front Of Romantic Interests: Do You?

You Need More Reasons To Love Jennifer Lawrence, Right? (Here Are 20 Of Them)

Even Page Six Is Telling Anthony Weiner "It's Time To Pull Out" (Plus Bonus Bill Murray)

This Post Does Not Contain A Shirtless Photo Of Geraldo Rivera

Conjuring, The Review: So Sh-ttastically Close To Being Scary

Introducing the Star of Taylor Swift's Next Album ... Matthew Gray Gubler?

Turbo Review: Feeling the Need for Speed

Tom Hiddleston Wears the Most Nerdy T-Shirt Ever, Plus a Truly Heartwarming Tale of a Sick Child & Pizza

Amanda Seyfried's Vagina Is Like Toucan Sam's Nose: It Always Knows

George Clooney & Stacey Keibler Broke Up: When's the Next Round of Auditions?

Henry Cavill & Kaley Cuoco Prove Their Love: Why Are They Trying So Hard?

Despicable Me 2 Review: Minions 'R' Us

Alec Baldwin Expresses Regret For His Homophobic Rant: Should We Forgive Him?

Val Kilmer & His Genius Plan To Bang Natalie Portman, Plus Al Pacino & Siri In A Bathroom

Jim Carrey Regrets Earning Millions From "Kick-Ass 2," Much To Producers' Delight

Bradley Cooper Voted "Best Hair" & George Lucas Thinks Movie Tickets Should Be $100

Kim Kardashian Gave Birth To Baby Yeezus, Plus Maya Rudolph Tells A Bill Murray Story

Miley Cyrus Shows Off Her New Gold Tooth & Grill, Plus Too Many Macbeths

Channing Tatum Feeds Puppies Cereal, Plus the Most Revolting Thing You'll See All Day

Purge, The Review: A Strangely Satisfying Binge

Examining "Man of Steel"'s Judicious Lack Of Underwear, Plus ASkars Goes Down For The Count

Michael Douglas Says Cunninglingus Caused His Throat Cancer, Plus Interspecies Marriage

"Justified" Lovers, Now You Can Have Raylan's Hat; Plus Spelling Bee Trauma

Epic Review: You Want It All, But You Can't Have It

Frances Bean Cobain Takes On A Kardashian ... And Loses? Plus Chris Hemsworth Loses The Hot

Beyonce Laughs At The "Low Life People" Who Criticize Her, Plus Cheeky Billboard Fashion

Reese Witherspoon & Jim Toth Still Boozing It Up, Plus A "Sexy" Nymphomaniac Image

Male Models & The Cats Who Resemble Them, Plus A Screaming DiCaprio Head

The Return Of Jack Bauer, Plus 1 World Trade Center Finally Rises From The Ashes

Benedict Cumberbatch Blushes While Confronting The Truth, Plus A Mystery Model

Let Us All Hope For Wino Forever, Plus Kevin Spacey Gives The Best Photobombs

Leading Men Age But Their Leading Ladies Stay The Same, Plus Alec Baldwin's Head Explodes

Jennifer Lawrence Is One Of TIME's Most Influential & Don Cheadle Packs Some Serious Heat

Scary Movie 5 Review: Why Bother? Because That's What We Do

Kim Kardashian Spawns Feminist Controversy, Robert Downey Jr. Makes It All Better By Sporting Lederhosen

Angelina Jolie, Billy Bob & The Botox-Ridden Love That Will Never Die, Plus Prince William Rejected By A Little Heroine

Why Do We Love Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?

Croods, The Review: A Little Rebellion Is A Good Thing

Tell The Truth: What's The Last Movie That You Watched In A Theater?

Call, The Review: Wrong F*cking Number

Why Are Young Starlets So Eager To Debase Themselves?

The (Lame) Jennifer Lawrence Backlash Begins, Plus Plenty Of Shirtless Males (Good & Bad)

Last Exorcism Part II, The: Evil Will Always Triumph Because Good Is Dumb

More Fassbender & Lawrence In The Next X-Men Movie? Plus, Girls Gone Wild Goes Bankrupt

Snitch Review: Dwayne Johnson Finally Gets One Right

What Movie Couldn't You Finish Watching (Even Though You Wanted To Do So)?

Escape from Planet Earth Review: Old Dog, New Nothing

For Your Consideration: Why Are Oscar Campaigns So Shameless?

Neison Mandela's Grandkids Will Crush His Legacy With A Reality Show, But At Least Scientology's Going Down

After-Death Considerations: Do You Have A Plan?

Parker Review: Starring Jason Statham As Jason Statham In A Not-Quite Stathamy Movie

Watching Violent, R-Rated Movies: How Young Is Too Young?

Why I'm The Only Person Who Isn't Excited About The "Arrested Development" Reunion

Haunted House, A Review: I Ain't Afraid Of This #@%*% Ghost

Tom Cruise, President? Plus a Henry Cavill/Gina Carano Mating & Everything You Already Knew About Lindsay Lohan

Whatever Happened To .... The Cast of Fast Times at Ridgemont High?

11 Underappreciated Performances In Quentin Tarantino Films

Monsters, Inc. 3D Review: Polished-Up Yet Still The Same Furry Tale

11 Crappiest Movies of Steve Buscemi's Career

10 Crappiest Movies of Cate Blanchett's Career

Lay the Favorite Review: Not Exactly Money, And It Doesn't Even Know It

Hey Jude: 10 Pretty Boys Who Uglied Themselves Up for a Role

10 (Mostly) Magnificent Bastards (Who Get Away with Everything)

Rise of the Guardians Review: Plenty of Sound and Fury, Signifying Nothing

The Twilight Saga Cast in 10 Years: A Prediction

11 Heir Apparent Brit Actors to Hugh Grant's Hair

Wreck-It Ralph Review: No One Knows What it's Like to be the Bad Man

11 Lame, Last-Minute Halloween Costume Ideas (To Inspire a Good Hatef*ck)

10 Running Movies to Ease Those Sore Muscles

Ethan Hawke: Best Doucheface in the Business

Sinister Review: Hold Me?

11 Cinematic Sociopaths Who Could Program the Hell Out of My iPod

Frankenweenie Review: OMG, I Love Tim Burton Again

11 Reasons to Love Winona Ryder

Hotel Transylvania Review: Adam Sandler Vants To Suck Your Brains Out

11 Most Compelling Diner Scenes in Cinema

11 Hottest 1980s Female Teen Heartthrobs

Finding Nemo 3D Review: Now that's more like it

11 Creepiest Smiles In Hollywood (Including Dennis Quaid)

11 Most Ill-Advised Quotes To Fall Out Of Shia LaBeouf's Mouth

11 Greatest Transformations of Gary Oldman's Career

Apparition, The Review: Spoilers will magically appear in this review

11 Former Child Stars Who Haven't F**ked It All Up Just Yet

Paranorman Review: May Put Kids Back Into Diapers

11 Family-Friendly Movies that Just Might Scare the Crap Out of You

11 Generally Unfunny Comedians Worthy of Contempt

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days Review: Lies, Damn Lies

11 Crappiest Movies of Steve Zahn's Career

11 Crappiest Movies of Anne Hathaway's Career

11 Crappiest Movies of Christian Bale's Career

Ice Age: Continental Drift Review: All About Scrat

11 Great Scenery Chewers for the (Ice) Ages

Our Cinematic Autobiography: Broken Flowers

Katy Perry: Part of Me Review: An Almost Entirely Manufactured Whole

11 Crappiest Movies of Uma Thurman's Career

11 Crappiest Movies of Matthew McConaughey's Career

Brave Review: Pixar Officially Wimps Out

11 Crappiest Movies of Susan Sarandon's Career

11 Crappiest Movies of Paul Giamatti's Career

Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted Review: Still Inexplicably Moving It, Moving It

Bel Ami Review: A Different Kind of Inadequate Vampire

11 Crappiest Movies of Guy Pearce's Career

11 Crappiest Movies of Charlize Theron's Career

11 Crappiest Movies of Elizabeth Banks' Career

11 Crappiest Movies of Cameron Diaz's Career

11 Crappiest Movies of Johnny Depp's Career

Little Bit of Heaven, A Review: Hot Lovin' & Colonoscopies

11 Crappiest Movies of Samuel L. Jackson's Career

Safe Review: Kicking Ass and Taking Hearts

Pirates! Band of Misfits Review: Ship-Shape, Mateys

11 Crappiest Movies of Robert Downey Jr.'s Career

Chimpanzee Review: Death By Narration

11 Crappiest Movies of Rhys Ifans' Career

11 Most Promising Aussie Imports from Down Under

Whatever Happened To .... The Cast of American Pie?

11 Crappiest Movies Of Julia Roberts' Career

11 Crappiest Movies Of Stanley Tucci's Career

11 Crappiest Movies Of Willem Dafoe's Career

8 Ways Johnny Depp Tattered His Own Legacy Before The 21 Jump Street Remake Even Had A Chance

Lorax, The Review: Unless someone like you cares a whole, awful lot...

Imagining How Hollywood Could Ruin 11 Dr. Seuss Books Other Than The Lorax

11 Crappiest Movies Of Danny DeVito's Career

Secret World Of Arrietty, The Review: Simply Glorious

11 Crappiest Movies Of Michael Caine's Career

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Review: Another Fantastic Voyage

11 Crappiest Movies Of Denzel Washington's Career

12 Crappiest Movies of Drew Barrymore's Career

The 11 Crappiest Movies Of John Leguizamo's Career

11 Crappiest Movies of Kate Beckinsale's Career

Beauty and the Beast 3-D Review: Because Hollywood Just Couldn't Resist

11 Crappiest Movies Of Michael Douglas' Career

The 13 Most Satisfying Revenge Movies Ever

The 11 Best Soundtrack/Score Efforts Of Trent Reznor

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked Review: Washed Up & Left For Dead

Scarlett Johansson Career Assessment: Lost in Boobland

11 Actors Who've Debased Themselves Alongside CGI Co-Stars

11 Crappiest Movies of Michelle Pfeiffer's Career

Everyone Wants To Be Marilyn: 15 Monroe Imitators That Should Stuff It

Arthur Christmas Review: The Best Holiday Movie that You Won't See

9 Cultural Zeitgeists Arguably More Damaging Than Twilight

The 13 Crappiest Movies of Mickey Rourke's Career

Storytellers: Salvatore Giuliano, The Lost Corleone

The 12 Crappiest Movies of Eddie Murphy's Career

Puss in Boots Review: Good Times with a Bad Kitty

The 12 Crappiest Movies of Billy Bob Thornton's Career

Johnny English Reborn Review: Bourne Again?

Mighty Macs Review: Hoosiers Meets Sister Act

The 12 Crappiest Movies of Carla Gugino's Career

The 11 Crappiest Movies of Steve Martin's Career

Hugh Jackman Career Assessment: Wolverine & I Are Done, Professionally

Naomi Watts Career Assessment: Blank Slate or Newly Bland Actress?

Dolphin Tale Review: Better Than Having Teeth Pulled

Clive Owen Career Assessment: Super Tiger Sex Commando & Unpredictable Box-Office Quantity

The Lion King 3-D Review: The Circle of Life for a Few Dollars More

Sarah Jessica Parker Career Assessment: A Glorified Clothes Hanger

Movie Deaths In Trailers: A Surprisingly Effective Marketing Tool

In Celebration Of Helen Mirren: 20 Other "Older" Babes Who've Still Got It

Don't Be Afraid of the Dark Review: Holmes Not-So-Sweet Holmes

12 Currently Working Actresses Who'd Do Anything To Be The Next Action Jolie

Spy Kids: All the Time in the World 4D Review: Time Out, Rodriguez

Whatever Happened To .... The Cast of "Beverly Hills, 90210"?

Body-Switching Movies: Kill Them With Fire or Let Them Be?

The Smurfs Review: As Smurfy as Sticking a Smurf Up Your Smurf

The 10 Crappiest Movies of Alan Cumming's Career

Whatever Happened To .... The Cast of "That '70s Show"?

Winnie the Pooh Review: Silly Old Bear

Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, and Rupert Grint Career Assessment: One Of Three Ain't Bad

The 10 Crappiest Movies of Jennifer Aniston's Career

Monte Carlo Review: No Sex and a City

The "Boom" Factor: 6 Directors Who are Just as Guilty as Michael Bay

Cars 2 Review: In the Immortal Words of Michael Bay, "BOOM!"

Who Asked For Cars 2 Again? 5 Children's Sequels That Should've Arrived Instead

Mr. Popper's Penguins Review: He's Not Stupid, He Just Dupes It

Down With CGI Costumes: 5 Real Ones That Did The Job Better

Judy Moody and the NOT Bummer Summer Review: Manic Pixie Go F*ck Yourself

Heather Graham Career Assessment: License to Strip

Kevin Bacon Career Assessment: Six Degrees of Underrated

Kung Fu Panda Review: Go for the Po, Stay for the Peacock

Jack Black Career Assessment: Don't Go Away Mad, Just Go Away

Geoffrey Rush Career Assessment: Characters Depraved and Themes Unwholesome at Best

Will Ferrell Career Assessment: Land of the Lost Career?

Jumping the Broom Review: Sweep It Up Your A**

"Justified" Season 2 Finale Review: Bloody Harlan, Indeed

Kate Hudson Career Assessment: Perky and Blonde Just Don't Cut It

Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil Review: Pow! Right in the Wallet

Vin Diesel Career Assessment: Have Muscles, Will Use Them

Water for Elephants Review: Almost Everything is an Illusion

Reese Witherspoon Career Assessment: Perky Blonde Seeks Resurrection

Rio Review: A Very Colorful Pile of Bird Droppings

Neve Campbell Career Assessment: The Reluctant Scream Queen

Helen Hunt Career Assessment: Let's Jump Into The Final Frontier

Hop Review: Cadbury Egg Copiously Filled With Crap

Colin Firth Career Assessment: My Career Has Just Peaked

Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2: Rodrick Rules Review (Brothers Drool)

7 Directors Who Think They Can Act

Marisa Tomei Career Assessment: A Mixed Body Of Work

Mars Needs Moms Review: It Doesn't Take A Village (Especially This One)

Gary Oldman Career Assessment: Simply A Bloody Good Actor

Rango Review: Children Strictly Optional

Michael Biehn Career Assessment: Go With Him If You Want To Live

Farrelly Bros. Career Assessment: Spooge Only Shoots So Far

Dreamcasting Arseface & Other Comic-Based Roles That Will Never Happen

Justin Bieber: Never Say Never Review | The Origin Story of a Dips**t

Gnomeo and Juliet Review: Not Stepping O'er the Bounds of Modesty

Nicole Kidman Career Assessment | You Know The Drill

Movie Star Career Assessment | My Arse Bleeds For Them

Jason Statham Career Assessment | Explosive In a Non-Michael Bay Way

Ashton Kutcher Career Assessment | Twitter Star, Not Movie Star

Heart Specialist, The Review | Just Call Him "The Love Doctor"

Vince Vaughn Career Assessment | Daddy Got the Rainman Suite & He Sh*t All Over It

Robert De Niro Career Assessment | You Shall Not (Free) Pass!

Gulliver's Travels Review | Behold, a Lump of Deformity

Santa Claus Career Assessment | (Almost) Nobody Shoots At Santa

Yogi Bear Review | Anna Faris, You've Done It Again

Dan Aykroyd Career Assessment | Ray Has Gone Bye Bye

Mark Wahlberg Career Assessment | Seriously, What's Happening?

Kristen Bell Career Assessment | What Are You Doing Here?

Faster Review | Starring Dwayne Johnson as "The Bride"

Helena Bonham Carter Career Assessment | The Illusion of Effortlessness Requires a Great Effort

Jeff Goldblum Career Assessment | He Just Stares Right Back. And That's When the Attack Comes.

Megamind Review | It's Not the Size of the Noggin but the Motion of the Notion

Thelma & Louise Review | Let's Not Get Caught

Brad Pitt Career Assessment | As Soon as You Give Us the Money, D*ckwad!

Bryce Dallas Howard Career Assessment | The Whole is More than the Sum of the Parts

Lost Boys: The Thirst Real-Time Review | Death to all Frog Brothers

Morgan Freeman Career Assessment | It's Not a Question of How; It's a Question of What

30 Days of Night: Dark Days Review | Deader Than Undead

My Soul to Take 3D Review | They're Fingering the Wrong Culprit

Diane Lane Career Assessment | Wife For Life

Case 39 Review | You Have No Power Over Me

Renee Zellweger Career Assessment | Will Find Nice Sensible Movie & Avoid Attachments With Any of the Following

You Again Review | Don't Come Around Here No More

Pajiba Love 09/27/10 | Creature of the Neverending Night

Justin Timberlake Career Assessment | Let Me Paint this Picture for You, Baby

Alpha and Omega Review | Just Another Date-Rapey Wolf Movie

Ben Affleck Career Assessment | A Chance to Take It to the Next Plateau

Milla Jovovich Career Assessment | Just Give the Woman a Mul-ti-pass Already

The Loss of a Cinematic Icon & the Scavengers Who Follow | Save the Admiral Twin

Kiefer Sutherland Career Assessment | In the End, We All Know What We've Done

Scarface Review | Nothing Exceeds Like Excess

The Last Exorcism, The Review | So Damn Sure Of Ourselves, Aren't We?

Matt Dillon Career Assessment | Touch Me, I'm Dick

Nanny McPhee Returns Review | Dodgy but Reliably So

Piranha 3D Review | Painting the Town Red

Juliette Lewis Career Assessment | A Face Only a Captive Audience Could Love

Julia Roberts Career Assessment | So Painfully Overrated

Samuel L. Jackson Career Assessment | Still Tryin' Real Hard To Be The Shepherd

Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore Review | Interspecies Love on a Shag Rug

Paul Rudd Career Assessment | So High So Far To Fall

Ramona and Beezus Review | Pest? More Like Future Reprobate.

Angelina Jolie Career Assessment

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Career Assessment | He's Right Behind You, Leo!

Despicable Me Review | Bela Lugosi's (Not) Dead

Will Arnett Career Assessment | The Final Countdown?

Taylor Lautner Career Assessment | Rude Awakening? Please Hold.

Tom Cruise Career Assessment

Megan Fox Career Assessment

Karate Kid, The Review | Whacks On, Whacks Off

Bradley Cooper Career Assessment

Pajiba Love 06/10/10 | Commemorating Many Years of Dead Rainbows

Pajiba Love 06/09/10 | Where Unholy Rumors Go To Mate

Marmaduke Review | Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Hurl

Owen Wilson Career Assessment

Lost Boys: The Thirst Trailer

Men of Sex and the City Career Assessment

Shrek Forever After Review

Cameron Diaz Career Assessment

Pajiba Love 10/18/10

Letters to Juliet Review

Russell Crowe Career Assessment

Gwyneth Paltrow Career Assessment

Furry Vengeance Review

Jim Carrey Career Assessment

Jennifer Lopez Career Assessment

Nicolas Cage Career Assessment

Steve Carell Career Assessment

Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married Too? Review | Hold Me & Make the Bad Man Go Away

Miley Cyrus Career Assessment

How to Train Your Dragon Review

Gerard Butler Career Assessment

Diary of a Wimpy Kid Review

Remember Me Review

Robert Pattinson Career Assessment

Anne Hathaway Career Assessment

Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever Review

Bruce Willis Career Assessment

Leonardo DiCaprio Career Assessment

Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief Review

Benicio del Toro Career Assessment

Pajiba Love 02/08/10

Pajiba Love 02/04510

Amanda Seyfried Career Assessment

Pajiba Love 02/04/10

Tooth Fairy, The Review

Brendan Fraser Career Assessment

Denzel Washington Career Assessment

Michael Cera Career Assessment

The Ten Best Kids' Movies of the Aughts

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel Review

Being John Malkovich Review

Princess and the Frog, The Review

Planet 51 Review

Christmas Carol, A Review

Astro Boy Review

Stepfather, The Review

Pajiba Love 10/15/09

Sixth Sense, The Review

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs Review

Sorority Row Review

Boys Don't Cry Review

Pajiba Love 09/04/09

Pajiba Love 08/31/09

Halloween II Review

Shorts Review

Perfect Getaway, A Review

Aliens in the Attic Review

G-Force Review

Ice Age: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs Review

Commando Review

Imagine That Review

Eli Roth Wants To Remake Funhouse

My Life in Ruins Review

Legally Blondes Review

Dance Flick Review

Devil's Advocate, The Review

Battle for Terra Review

Fighting Review

17 Again Review

Hannah Montana The Movie Review

Ghostbusters II Review

Monsters vs. Aliens Review

Race to Witch Mountain Review

Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience

Stripes Review

Coraline Review

Real Five Hottest 80s Teen Heartthrobs

Hotel for Dogs Review

Surfer, Dude Review

Marley & Me Review

Tale of Despereaux, The Review

Delgo Review

The Stitcher Review

House Review

High School Musical 3: Senior Year

Secret Life Of Bees, The

City of Ember

Nights In Rodanthe

The Real Greatest Trilogy of All Time


Righteous Kill


Rocker, The

Beer for My Horses

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2, The

Lost Boys: The Tribe

Space Chimps

Journey To The Center Of The Earth

Kit Kittredge: An American Girl

Godfather, The

Love Guru, The

Kung Fu Panda

Strangers, The

Made Of Honor

Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

Sex and the City, Season Four

Street Kings

Nim's Island


Never Back Down


Witless Protection

Dark City

Fool's Gold

Eye, The


Night of the Living Dead

Pirates Who Don't Do Anything, The: A Veggietales Movie

First Sunday

Alvin and the Chipmunks

P.S. I Love You


Morvern Callar

Love In The Time Of Cholera

My So-Called Life

Bee Movie, The

Halloween Heroine Guide

30 Days Of Night

Why Did I Get Married?

Bram Stoker's Dracula

Game Plan, The

Sydney White

Brothers Solomon, The


Mr. Bean's Holiday

Arctic Tale

High School Musical 2


I Know Who Killed Me


Mighty Heart, A

Surf's Up

The Pajiba Monologues


Delta Farce

Kickin' It Old Skool


Peaceful Warrior

Last Mimzy, The