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The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 / Agent Bedhead
This sequel to the first Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants film, which I recently caught on DVD, is far less bearable than its mildly charming predecessor. Based upon the novels by Ann Brashares, the films’ shtick is that a quartet of female BFFs find a pair of magical jeans that fit all four of them. The girls firmly believe that the symbolism of these pants outweighs any of the things that ordinary groups of friends normally covet, like, say, friendship bracelets or vials of blood. Quite simply, these pants were fated to hold the four girls together as group. Somehow, this concept worked, and Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants became a moderately successful sleeper film. Then, the misguided sequel, in which screenwriter Elizabeth Chandler attempts to sew three Brashares novels together, inevitably arrived. Now, three years later, the girls are at separate universities and still merrily FedEx-ing those damn pants to each other. Naturally, the magical pants still fit each of them, despite varying heights and vastly different body type. The sequel, however, is much more of a “chick flick” than the original film, and, as a female and by default, I am supposed to love this film. Admittedly, there’s nothing overtly wrong with this film, and, you’d think that I could identify with the whole coming-of-age, college-educated, boy-crazy female thing. If only this sequel wasn’t woven together in such a vacuously condescending manner.
Unlike its predecessor, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 is helmed by Sanna Hamri, a director who is quite experienced in the art of music videos, particularly those of Mariah fucking Carey. Hamri also has some television experience, but, clearly, this skill hasn’t translated well to the big screen. Hamri’s summertime sequel comes across as very episodic, and instead of merely being slightly absurd, these funky blue jeans are now just a gimmick. The pants push the plot, button up the loose ends, justify the long stretches of nothingness that are interrupted by abruptly jarring switches of character and scenery, and, most importantly, add an extra twenty minutes to the film by taking the characters to the (cinematically trendy) shores of Greece. As Carmen (America Ferrera) narrates at the beginning of the film: “[W]e had to learn on our own how to become ourselves, without losing each other.” Indeed, these girls now lead separate lives: Carmen studies at Yale, Lena (Alexis Bledel) attends the Rhode Island School of Design, Tibby (Amber Tamblyn) is an NYU film student, and Bridget (Blake Lively) is doing the soccer thing at Brown University. With four separate storylines, you’d think this film would be pretty engaging or at least that the 1 hour and 57 minutes would easily pass by, but this clunker drags more slowly than Captain Pegleg attempting to smuggle a leg full of ferrite out of a particle accelerator.
Still, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 retains the premise of the original in that the main characters are four dynamic, multifaceted females who, as far as very young adults are concerned, pretty much have their shit together. All four girls are bright, talented, and highly aspirational, but, for some reason, three out of four girls receive storylines that mostly involve their love lives. Carmen pratfalls her way into the main role of Perdita in Shakespeare’s “A Winter’s Tale,” and she somehow manages to land the very sexy and very British Ian (Tom Wisdom). Poor Lena finds her heart straying from her previous boyfriend, Kostos (Michael Rady), when she takes a figure drawing course and finds herself unwittingly attracted to a hunky nude model, Leo (Jesse Williams), who can not only take his clothes off but can cook great food too. Then, there is the punky Tibby, who is emotionally constipated and avoids actual discussions of substance. Her excuse for walking out of every conversation is, “I gotta go work on my screenplay,” which never seems to be what she’s actually doing. Mostly, she’s panicking over losing her virginity to a broken condom. You see, Tibby’s boyfriend, Brian “Stupidest Name Ever” McBrian (Leonardo Nam), who was also a virgin and, like guys with stupid names tend to do, used the condom he’d been carrying around in his wallet for two years. Only Bridget’s story carries any substance, and during a Turkey archeological dig, she is inspired by a vibrant Professor (Shohreh Aghdashloo) to seek out her estranged grandmother, Greta (Blythe Danner). It’s also worth noting that Blake Lively unexpectedly churns out the best performance of the film, although America Ferrera is competent as always.
The worst aspect of this film is that every depicted event is mundane to the point of tedium. As stated above, a lot happens, yet the film contains several empty stretches. For instance, the “broken condom” scene involves Tibby nervously claiming that, despite the whole sex thing, she’s still a feminist, which is followed by, like, ten minutes of Brian “My Parents Must Hate Me” McBrian wordlessly sputtering around the room before finally, tortuously, and painfully forcing out a few words about “a malfunction.” (Tibby shouldn’t have taken off those damn pants with this dude, I tell ya.) Not to worry though, every problem is conveniently dispensed with, and happy endings are awkwardly tied with a denim-coloured bow by the ending credits.
One slightly interesting diversion is Kyle MacLachlan as a flamboyant theater director. MacLachlan isn’t in the credits for this film, but “Mom with Screaming Kids” and “Male Video Store Customer” are obviously a priority. Then again, MacLachlan may have preferred, much in the manner of Mel Brooks, to keep the film’s hype focused solely on the the four lead actresses. Presumably, mythical legions of rabid “Desperate Housewives” fans would have packed the theaters just for him, so that’s quite the admirable stance. However, as gloriously dishy as MacLachlan is, that’s also an awfully presumptuous move. What’s even more brazen, however, is that the vast majority of this unworthy sequel revolves around the principle of reeling in Mr. Right, and that, right there, is wrong. To be perfectly straightforward though, this rambling review isn’t performing much valid criticism so much as it’s just filling space, which is pretty much what The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 is all about.
Agent Bedhead lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma and can be found at agentbedhead.com.
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Comments
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants In My Pants?
No?
Balls.
[slinks off]
Posted by: TK at August 8, 2008 4:21 PM
To be perfectly straightforward though, this rambling review isn't performing much valid criticism so much as it's just filling space, which is pretty much what The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 is all about.
I think that pretty much sums it up.
Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at August 8, 2008 4:24 PM
TK, that's exactly what I was thinking.
Posted by: BWeaves at August 8, 2008 4:26 PM
Four almost-beautiful actresses that I never wanted to see open their mouths in a film, were it to precede words coming out.
Posted by: tommy at August 8, 2008 4:26 PM
For some reason, I dutifully slogged through all four of these books. Occasionally I feel the need to read what the kids are reading. (This is also why I'm slogging through Breaking Dawn.) The romantic storylines are hugely prevalent in the books, but there are also a lot of good messages about finding your own identity, and being strong in your own right, independant of a man. The girls become good at being themselves and their talents (art, soccer, writing, film making, acting, etc.). It sounds sadly as though they took the easy way out and dumped it all into a summer romance film.
As far as the trendy Greece, the books include several trips to Greece and culminate in one big trip to Greece, and came out years before Greece became a trendy movie location.
Posted by: libraryliz at August 8, 2008 4:30 PM
I'm sorry AB... didn't think a ton of Pajibans were in the demographic of a Sisters movie. This is one of those movies that'll be on tv while I'm cleaning some weekend and that will get left on in the background...
Posted by: Stella at August 8, 2008 4:35 PM
So these books are about a group of girls who share jeans? And the author's name is Ann BRAshares? That just sounds like a missed opportunity to me.
Posted by: jM at August 8, 2008 4:44 PM
tldr
Posted by: EricD at August 8, 2008 4:45 PM
I really enjoyed the first book, and thought the second one was fine. Haven't read three or four yet, perhaps I'll add that to my reading list for the library.
I refused to see the first movie, because I hate how books get bastardized in films, and clearly, I'm going to be missing the second one--though I do like both America Ferrera and Alexis Bledel.
Posted by: tamatha at August 8, 2008 4:48 PM
Hoorah for Sisterhood!
bringing together a new generation of feminists!
or are they more?
Hiding under their engaging lives, only to be hankered down by the opposite sex?
Are they submissive? sassy? sophisticated? sublime?
Hmmm.....
I must ponder the power of the pants, and how much estrogen they truly have!
Or if they come in capris?
Posted by: petro at August 8, 2008 5:04 PM
I read the first three books the last month of my senior year of high school and I remember enjoying them, mostly because it wasn't a textbook. I didn't really like the first movie because it made everything so overly sentimental, but it worked. This just looks even cheesier. Too bad they didn't take advantage of a cast of decent female actors and makes something inspiring for young girls.
Bend it Like Beckham is my favorite movie about young adult girls. Yeah, it ends up having a romance, but it's mostly about Jes finding independence. I don't know if there's another movie like that out there.
Posted by: kelsy at August 8, 2008 5:07 PM
ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...huh? Mel Brooks? Wha? Ah, never mind, false alarm.
Decent review Bedhead, I have a feeling ladyhelmet's going to try make me take her to this one so at least I know what I'm in for. A nice, long, theatre-seat, rest stop in which I can studiously check my eyelids for holes. Sounds dangerous, I might need to practise. At least this time it's Friday. Huzzah!
Posted by: lordhelmet at August 8, 2008 5:09 PM
Presumably, mythical legions of rabid "Desperate Housewives" fans would have packed the theaters just for him
Make that mythical legions of Agent Cooper fans!
"I take my coffee black as midnight on a moonless night"
Posted by: Agente Provocatrice at August 8, 2008 5:09 PM
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants In My Pants?
Maybe "The Sisterhood of the Traveling In My Pants"?
Damn, this is hard.
Posted by: Vermillion at August 8, 2008 5:30 PM
"Presumably, mythical legions of rabid 'Desperate Housewives' fans would have packed the theaters just for him."
Make that mythical legions of Paul "Muad'Dib" Atreides fans!
"FATHER! THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED"...after this damn movie ends....
Posted by: brownribbon at August 8, 2008 5:55 PM
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants In My Pants?
Maybe "The Sisterhood of the Traveling In My Pants"?
Oh my God you guys, seriously? This one is so easy!
"The Traveling Sisterhood In My Pants."
DUH.
Posted by: Sarina at August 8, 2008 6:02 PM
The Sisterhood Traveling 2 My Pants.
It's a sequel, after all.
Posted by: Mella at August 8, 2008 6:13 PM
Wait, are you telling me Kyle MacLachlan is on Desperate Housewives?!
You hooer!! Sex and the City wasn't enough?!
Did "Showgirls"' failure leave you that hard up?!?!?!
And why can't Kyle Secor get anything good either???? You two need to go write a movie with Martin Donovan and all fly outta the ghetto. Please!!!!
Posted by: Jay at August 8, 2008 6:44 PM
Yeah, I won't be seeing this. However, I think that American Apparel trio in the sidebar that's currently freaking me out could use those pants. Especially the weirdo with the 70's porn mustache. eeecch.
Posted by: nancy at August 8, 2008 7:27 PM
"....the films' shtick is that a quartet of female BFFs find a pair of magical jeans that fit all four of them.........."
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.!
Febreze, STAT! get me some industrial type shit.
Posted by: Barbadoslim at August 8, 2008 7:31 PM
What's up with all these Indian dating ads I'm seeing on the site? Do Indians use the internet or something?
They're all about "Marriages Are Forever," which kinda creeps me out. Good thing I live close to the most Indian neighborhood in Chicago. I can grab me one without having to make use of shady internet websites.
Posted by: Lucas at August 8, 2008 7:36 PM
My only concern for the traveling pants is that I hope whomever had the pants, it wasn't that time of the month.
Posted by: Pookie at August 8, 2008 7:58 PM
My only concern for the traveling pants is that I hope whomever had the pants, it wasn't that time of the month.
Posted by: Pookie at August 8, 2008 7:58 PM
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I KNOW!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
women are gross.
Posted by: Barbadoslim at August 8, 2008 8:02 PM
I haven't seen the film yet, but I have to say, in an age where shit like the Twilight and Gossip Girl series seem to be the drug of choice for teen girls, I have so much affection for Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. It's not even just that the girls seem to, as you write, "have their shit together". They have it together to the extent you do when you're 19 years old - which is to say that sometimes they eff up and make huge mistakes, but they learn from them. I like that the main theme of the books is the friendship between the girls and that while they have love interests, they don't take precedence. (In the fourth book, Carmen actually doesn't have a love interest, so...weird that they shoehorned one into the movie.)
And maybe the biggest reason I like them is because when Bridget (Blake Lively), lost her virginity in the first book&movie, the reaction was so painfully real: she was fifteen, she thought it would be cool, she thought it would be this big adventure she could brag about, she didn't realize she was entirely emotionally unprepared for it, didn't realize how vulnerable it made her, and the hugeness of it scared the shit out of her. That's a hell of a lot more real than Serena on Gossip Girl having kinky, crazy, multiorgasmic first time sex on top of a bar in New York. Ugh.
Posted by: Molly at August 8, 2008 10:31 PM
"... I like them is because when Bridget (Blake Lively), lost her virginity in the first book&movie, the reaction was so painfully real: she was fifteen, she thought it would be cool, she thought it would be this big adventure she could brag about, she didn't realize she was entirely emotionally unprepared for it, didn't realize how vulnerable it made her, and the hugeness of it scared the shit out of her..."
Posted by: Molly at August 8, 2008 10:31 PM
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So you gave it up at fifteen, heh?
Slut.
You should be ashamed of yourself, missy.
AHHHHHH!!!! don't wanna hear it.
I have a feeling most of you Pajiba women are..... *loose*
Posted by: Barbadoslim at August 8, 2008 11:11 PM
I have a feeling most of you Pajiba women are..... *loose*
Actually, I believe we all take pride in being tight.
Posted by: ncnn at August 9, 2008 1:14 AM
You know, I was WONDERING why everybody said those things about Barbadoslim.
I get it now.
Posted by: karstark at August 9, 2008 1:23 AM
I have a feeling most of you Pajiba women are..... *loose*
Yes... yes we are, BSlim. We are ALL complete whores. Which leaves only one question: why, oh why, aren't any of us doing anything dirty with you? We've thoroughly sullied every other piece of ass in this joint, including Pookie. Just what is it that you're lacking that leaves you left out in the cold? Ponder that, sweeting, while we're over here breaking every indecency law we can think of.
Posted by: Sarina at August 9, 2008 1:41 AM
hey now, don't hate the american apparel trio. i actually kind of love them, ESPECIALLY the porn 'stache dude...
i'm gonna go watch showgirls now.
Posted by: ashaya at August 9, 2008 2:05 AM
the aa trio remind me of my wedding night.
okay, so i'm not married. but wouldn't that have been awesome if i were serious?
Posted by: ashaya at August 9, 2008 2:08 AM
Why are none of the girls involved in non-traditional career paths such as computer programming, engineering or any other of the sciences that are generally a male-dominated field? My hot, loose ass it's a 'feminist movie'!
(Wow, it sounds like I've got a bad case of diarrhea in that last sentence...)
Posted by: popejenn at August 9, 2008 2:17 AM
Question: why aren't any of the girls majoring in, say, science? Or math?
Just wondering.
Posted by: km at August 9, 2008 2:29 AM
Question: why aren't any of the girls majoring in, say, science? Or math?
Just wondering.--posted by km.
Well, I don't know anything about this series, but it's being adapted, however liberally , from the books, right? So it would be more on the author, that question.
Although I have this vision of them doing that, have the one girl being an engineer and the plot is otherwise the same, and then one night the lead in the play wakes up and he's like, "What the hell am I doing in a nuclear laboratory? How did I end up dating this engineer? How did I even get here?" And then crashes through the window and runs back to his play.
Posted by: karstark at August 9, 2008 2:40 AM
So this weekend we get competing opposite sex movies about friendship -- girls get Traveling Pants 2 and guys get Pineapple Express.
The girls get a movie about 4 cute-as-button college girls who all unite under the banner of sisterhood, travel to exotic and picturesque Greece, fall in and out of love and back into love and somehow all grow stronger in their friendship.
The guys get a movie about 2 go-nowhere losers who unite under the banner of great pot, travel all over the place on the run, get in and out of fistfights, gunfights, battles with gangsters and somehow grow stronger in their friendship.
Maybe that's what these 2 movies needed. Traveling Pants 2 needed gunfights and pot while Pineapple Express could have used magic pants (Seth Rogen's ass is not something I want to see).
Posted by: BFFredo at August 9, 2008 2:46 AM
Why are none of the girls involved in non-traditional career paths such as computer programming, engineering or any other of the sciences that are generally a male-dominated field?
Somebody get Winnie Cooper Danica McKellar on the phone!
And then after she gets sick of me worshiping her, she can go fix this!
Posted by: Vermillion at August 9, 2008 7:49 AM
Damnit, most nude models aren't "hot." Not to mention, skinny "hot" people are much less interesting to draw then someone with some age and poundage on their body.
Posted by: Rowen at August 9, 2008 9:14 AM
Danica McKellar has no time for this! She's too busy being awesome.
Posted by: popejenn at August 9, 2008 9:54 AM
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.!
Febreze, STAT! get me some industrial type shit.
Posted by: Barbadoslim at August 8, 2008 7:31 PM
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HA!
even grosser? one of the rules of the pants was that they couldn't wash the pants. You better believe that Febreze needs to be industrial.
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at August 9, 2008 10:38 AM
Get Rid Of Slimy girlS
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In 10 years, this will be the cast of "Sex and the City II," eh?
Posted by: bucdaddy at August 9, 2008 11:21 AM
The Sisterhood books were okay, kind a cheesy, but practically Shakespearian compared to most of the other teen crapola series.
I'm looking at you Twilight. I heard so much gushing about those books that I finally gave in and discovered... they are shockingly bad. And the storyline in the newest one is shit-balls retarded. And that is stating it kindly. In fact the basic event is so fucking creepy and wrong and gross that even Laurell K. Hamilton didn't go there. The shit-fucker glossed over the sex (Bella closes her eyes and its the most beautiful thing ever, except she doesn't remember it in the morning). Classy. Sex is so taboo that the shot-gunned married, teenage, female character is pretty much a roofie fuck. I am so glad I don't have a teenage daughter or sister to be exposed to this bullshit.
Posted by: jenn at August 9, 2008 2:34 PM
Yep, welcome to my world, jenn. I'm of course delighted that the Gossip Girl books became a TV series too. And in a few years they'll be reading Christine Feehan, Danielle Steel and Nora Roberts.
ENOUGH, FEEHAN, ENOUGH!!!! THE SHELF IS FULL!!! FUCKING CUT IT OUT!!!!!
Yeah, I've always thought that "Do not wash the pants" was a pretty risky rule, being that they do this swapping in the summers. Wearing your own pants after just one day in the summer can be unappealing enough.
Posted by: Jay at August 9, 2008 3:09 PM
"The Sisterhood Of The Pants That Could Stand Up By Themselves".
Nah. Not quite the same ring to it.
Posted by: karstark at August 9, 2008 3:40 PM
Oh, c'mon you guys. I mean, how bad can these books really be? Admittedly, I haven't read them, but I'll tell you what I did read as a kid: V.C. Andrews. Y'all remember her? Those books were fucked up as hell, and I read them at, like, age nine.
Granted, I spent approximately 75% of my waking hours with my nose stuck in a book when I was a kid, so I also read a hell of a lot of other (better) things, but I certainly did read my fair share of trash. All kids do. And even if some kids never manage to read anything better than this crap, at least they're reading, right? If nothing else, they might accidentally learn to spell in the process.
Besides, to be honest, I find it difficult to believe that any of these series could possibly be worse than V.C. Andrews. Those books may as well have been subtitled "All About Incest". Why any sane adult would let a little girl read that shit is beyond me, but nobody even tried to stop me. My parents always let me read whatever the hell I wanted, and the library didn't have any restrictions on what you could check out, so as a child I read all sorts of wildly inappropriate things. I still managed to turn out (relatively) normal.
Posted by: Sarina at August 9, 2008 4:15 PM
I read V.C. Andrews too. But at least I knew how crappy it was. So many people (chicks) rave about how great Twilight is. I never, well hardly ever, had to listen to someone wax poetic about how "romantic" and "realistic" the lastest installment of hillbilly incest was. And I never waited in line at midnight to get the lastest serving of it.
I totally see your point, and its a good point, but it doesn't make Twilight any better of a read, or make it any less depressing that it's so popular. I have nothing against reading or viewing trash, as long as you know it's trash. Then it's just a guilty pleasure.
Posted by: jenn at August 9, 2008 5:28 PM
My girlfriend talked me into renting this movie on a recent visit to the video store, I told her I would watch anything she picked. I must admit I kinda feel in love with this movie. I was most impressed by the undying friendship these girls had, through thick and thin they crystallized what it meant to have a friend that you would zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted by: Pookie at August 9, 2008 7:31 PM
Brian "My Parents Must Hate Me" McBrian
Ehhh, not that bad. I met a girl called Florentine Florentine in year 11. Being the horrible person I am, I started cracking up. Her nickname was Flo Squared.
Speaking of flo, or Aunt Flo, why the hell didn't they wash the pants? What, did they sniff the pants so they could feel closer to the other girls? Was it a friendship with benefits?
What if one of them ate a bad kebab in Greece?
I don't know why I didn't read these books when I was a kid.
Posted by: Bakers_dozen at August 10, 2008 4:19 AM
The first book only came out seven years ago, BD. I've checked, and they give no reason for the laundry ban, the book only states "here's the rules they came up with" basically. However, since they believe the pants to be magic, there's an implication that the magic would be washed away (which I understand the film script explicitly mentions) (don't turn off the free porn). Furthermore, someone mentions that they feel "light and airy" even in the heat. Yep, magic weather resistance too it seems.
Posted by: Jay at August 10, 2008 8:08 AM
"Brian McBrian?"
I went to school with Mavis Davis. In her parents' defense, she married Mr Davis. And I once met Walter Salter. His parents must have hated him.
Posted by: rlr260 at August 10, 2008 11:01 AM
...this clunker drags more slowly than Captain Pegleg attempting to smuggle a leg full of ferrite out of a particle accelerator.
I just dropped in to express my awe at this simile.
Posted by: Angie Schultz at August 10, 2008 7:55 PM
Fuck it all, you had me at Tom Wisdom http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a256/Isittone/art/Astinoscopy.jpg
Posted by: Irina at August 11, 2008 1:03 AM
What's weird is that I don't have any favorite young adult female movies...they've all pretty much sucked so far. I like high school movies better, like The Breakfast Club, Heathers or Clueless sometimes, but maybe because my high school was nothing like that. You sort of wish it was but you're sort of glad that it wasn't really like that. But maybe there's something ironic about the "high school experience", mostly it was just an extremely awkward time, like this comment...
Posted by: ph at August 11, 2008 2:41 AM
Maybe it's just me, but doesn't it seem that a still photo to promote a movie called The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 should feature one of the characters actually wearing said pants?
Or do they magically turn into pink capris as well?
Posted by: SugarFree at August 11, 2008 11:26 AM
I read the books as well. And I think the reason they didn't wash them was because every time they had them and had some adventure they wrote on the jeans. Ergo, washing the jeans would erase the MEMORIES! And I thought it was funny that they would wear them on dates with SPECIAL guys. But the jeans had to have smelled! The book spanned like 5 years!
Posted by: lyricalcatt at August 11, 2008 12:34 PM
Wha? No comment from Boogs on how this is the next Mamma Mia? No pithy observation on how this film is a triumph of the female spirit, climaxing in a rousing show of cameraderie that only women can truly understand? This sucks. My Monday is ruined. Oh Boogs...come out to play!
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Posted by: Mike R. at August 11, 2008 1:42 PM
"The Sisterhood of the Unraveling Pants"
Posted by: bucdaddy at August 11, 2008 10:26 PM
Question: why aren't any of the girls majoring in, say, science? Or math?
Just wondering.--posted by km.
Easy, a girl who was more reasoning than intuitive would never share her pants. The scientifically inclined are all too aware of the conditions under which bacteria multiply fastest and the stresses of four different behinds.
Posted by: Riddler at August 11, 2008 11:01 PM
Riddler your theory is correct because once you throw in a Mexican mammasita and three white girls sharing the same pants, the home grown vag and the Mexican vag will not mix well together.
Posted by: Pookie at August 11, 2008 11:18 PM
Bulucs, butt the fuck out, you spambot. You're interrupting a discussion of scientific value and merit.
So Pookie, are you saying that The Traveling Pants could be an incubator for a Level 4 Biohazard vector? Shit. We need to stop this right now. Does anyone know if the Murdertanks are safe for entry into a hot zone?
Posted by: Mike R. at August 12, 2008 11:26 AM
Well Mike R. I wouldn't say a level 4, maybe a level 3 tops. But that would depend on the acid level in the Vag, I thought I covered this already?
Posted by: Pookie at August 12, 2008 4:13 PM
You know, I was WONDERING why everybody said those things about Barbadoslim.
I get it now.
...yep. That one's an ass all right.
Yes... yes we are, BSlim. We are ALL complete whores. Which leaves only one question: why, oh why, aren't any of us doing anything dirty with you? We've thoroughly sullied every other piece of ass in this joint, including Pookie. Just what is it that you're lacking that leaves you left out in the cold? Ponder that, sweeting, while we're over here breaking every indecency law we can think of.
Sarina, you rock.
Posted by: Genevieve at August 12, 2008 8:07 PM
Why stop at two; I see a whole franchise:
Sisterhood of the traveling hotpants
Sisterhood of the traveling pantsuits
Brotherhood of the traveling assless chaps (Starring George Micheal)
Party in the traveling pants (Starring Brick Tamland)
Posted by: summerteeth at August 12, 2008 10:24 PM
So it's a threesome then?
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 13, 2008 2:01 PM
