You Say Sissy I Say Sexy: The 16 Best Uses Of Guyliner
By Joanna Robinson | Seriously Random Lists | July 5, 2011 | Comments ()
Here’s a random and jest fer fun round up of some dudes rocking my favorite accessory: Guyliner. Some a fictional, some are not. Some are gay/trans/bi, some are straight as the proverbial arrow. But all look fantastic. Yes, yes, even old Captain Jack.
Alan Cumming
![]()
Billie Joe
![]()
Lafayette Reynolds
![]()
Rudolph Valentino

Richard Alpert (Many have claimed this is just what Nestor Carbonell’s eyes naturally look like. I will remain unconvinced until I wake up next to him some morning. So, Nestor, if you want to set the record straight, you know my number.)
![]()
Noel Fielding

Khal Drogo
![]()
Eddie Izzard

Jack Sparrow (In the first film, before he became so entirely cartoonish.)

Brian Slade
![]()
Ewan McGregor (No, not just as Curt Wild. Man loves his recreational Guyliner.)
![]()
Nizam (Worst movie, best liquid liner.)
![]()
Spike

Bowie
![]()
Alex (This is really more Manscara than Guyliner.)
![]()
Azazeal (Inarticulate noises.)
![]()
Joanna Robinson doesn’t think you would actually say “sissy.” She knows you’re better than that.
Each Time You Like, Share, Tweet or Stumble a Pajiba Post, An Angel Does the Paul Rudd Dance
← How to Make $1 Billion at the Box Office With Almost No Talent Whatsoever | Are We Bad People? Casey Anthony, the Reality TV Effect and Dead Kids as Hallmark Entertainment →