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You Say Sissy I Say Sexy: The 16 Best Uses Of Guyliner

By Joanna Robinson | Seriously Random Lists | July 5, 2011 | Comments ()


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Here's a random and jest fer fun round up of some dudes rocking my favorite accessory: Guyliner. Some a fictional, some are not. Some are gay/trans/bi, some are straight as the proverbial arrow. But all look fantastic. Yes, yes, even old Captain Jack.

Alan Cumming
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Billie Joe
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Lafayette Reynolds
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Rudolph Valentino
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Richard Alpert (Many have claimed this is just what Nestor Carbonell's eyes naturally look like. I will remain unconvinced until I wake up next to him some morning. So, Nestor, if you want to set the record straight, you know my number.)
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Noel Fielding
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Khal Drogo
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Eddie Izzard
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Jack Sparrow (In the first film, before he became so entirely cartoonish.)
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Brian Slade
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Ewan McGregor (No, not just as Curt Wild. Man loves his recreational Guyliner.)
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Nizam (Worst movie, best liquid liner.)
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Spike
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Bowie
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Alex (This is really more Manscara than Guyliner.)
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Azazeal (Inarticulate noises.)
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Joanna Robinson doesn't think you would actually say "sissy." She knows you're better than that.

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