"me, david simon and frank darabont are meeting at home depot to rent chainsaws and woodchippers."
"sorry. need an attitude shift... rainbows and puppies. fuzzy ducks and teddy bears. apple pie and sunsets. lollipops and handjobs... damn.
because you know if we were nominated i'd be all humble and blowing smoke up their asses. now i can stay true to myself and just be a dick.
"there's only 1 gun down my pants and it's only half-cocked."
"Had most of the day to process the GG snub...still want them all dead."
"F--k glee. hate those annoying, 'please accept me for who I am', singing brats. there, I said it. are you happy?"
"why darabont got fired - weiner. he held AMC hostage, broke their bank, budgets were slashed, shit rolled down hill onto gilligan and frank," "no one else wants to f---ing say it, but the greed of mad men is killing the other two best shows on tv -- breaking bad and walking dead."
"the worse part of not getting any emmy nods is all the wasted blowjobs i gave at the academy picnic. my breath still smells like sour amonia."
"the worse part of not getting an emmy nod. katey promised me a threesome if she won. now i have to settle for me, her and the shaved bunny.
"i have trouble determining the line between honesty and brutal frankness. i usually get pushed past it by bullshit and injustice. apparently speaking one's mind is outrageous, troublesome and self-indulgent. man, this is a town full of silent, terrified dicksuckers."
R.I.P. @sutterink. "Sons of Anarchy" returns 10 p.m. September 6.