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You Can All Just Kiss Off into the Air: In Memory of the Best Tweets from "Sons of Anarchy" Showrunner Kurt Sutter

By Cindy Davis | Seriously Random Lists | August 16, 2011 | Comments ()


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I have a soft spot for Kurt Sutter, not just because I love "Sons of Anarchy," but also because we suffer from the same ailment: foot-in-mouth disease. (Also, maybe too much bitterness in our hearts.) But one of us will be less likely to spew bile in the form of 140 characters or less; this past Sunday, Sutter laid his oft-quoted Twitter account to rest. Now, Sutter being Sutter, this doesn't mean we won't be privy to his thoughts ... on his show, the industry and his reactions to "SOA" praise and criticism -- his blog is still running strong and his WTFSutter youtube series rides on. But I, for one, shall miss the man's succinct and sardonic soapbox squawking:

  • "me, david simon and frank darabont are meeting at home depot to rent chainsaws and woodchippers."

  • "sorry. need an attitude shift... rainbows and puppies. fuzzy ducks and teddy bears. apple pie and sunsets. lollipops and handjobs... damn.

  • because you know if we were nominated i'd be all humble and blowing smoke up their asses. now i can stay true to myself and just be a dick.

  • "there's only 1 gun down my pants and it's only half-cocked."

  • "Had most of the day to process the GG snub...still want them all dead."

  • "F--k glee. hate those annoying, 'please accept me for who I am', singing brats. there, I said it. are you happy?"

  • "why darabont got fired - weiner. he held AMC hostage, broke their bank, budgets were slashed, shit rolled down hill onto gilligan and frank," "no one else wants to f---ing say it, but the greed of mad men is killing the other two best shows on tv -- breaking bad and walking dead."

  • "the worse part of not getting any emmy nods is all the wasted blowjobs i gave at the academy picnic. my breath still smells like sour amonia."

  • "the worse part of not getting an emmy nod. katey promised me a threesome if she won. now i have to settle for me, her and the shaved bunny.

  • "i have trouble determining the line between honesty and brutal frankness. i usually get pushed past it by bullshit and injustice. apparently speaking one's mind is outrageous, troublesome and self-indulgent. man, this is a town full of silent, terrified dicksuckers."


  • R.I.P. @sutterink. "Sons of Anarchy" returns 10 p.m. September 6.

    Cindy Davis should never be allowed to tweet.



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