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You Bleeding Heart, Namby Pamby, Liberal Douchebags Sure Do Like Some Sh*tty TV

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (63)



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Never fear, in their scientific pursuit of sciency science, “Entertainment Weekly” also polled democrats about their taste in television. I have to say, the democratic vote aligned fairly closely with mine (no surprise) but there were a few “REALLY?” moments. Here are five shows that I am shocked to find at the top of any list. Scroll down to the bottom for the complete list of likes and dislikes.

1. “Glee”: Oh god you guys. YES, I am glad gay characters and gay issues are being discussed on a weekly basis. On a network. That’s great. But holy h*ll this show is a train wreck of logic, cogent storytelling and taste. I am alarmed the so-called elitist liberals would cast their votes this a-way. Look and despair.

2. “The View” Once again, I know this show has an obvious liberal slant (token Conservative harpy Elizabeth Hasselbeck notwithstanding) but listening to these harridans shriek and snipe at each other is not my idea of time well spent.

3. “Saturday Night Live”: No, I’m not one of those obnoxious “why does anyone watch this show” people. “SNL” can be very good and sometimes it’s downright great. But, above all else, it’s spotty as a motherf*cker. Sometimes whole shows (*cough*January Jones*cough*) are downright execrable. So why it’s high on any list, I cannot fathom. If they had said “Highlights Of Only The Best Sketches I Watch On Youtube The Next Day,” I would get it.

4. “Shameless”: There are only three reasons to watch this show. a) You didn’t know that there was a far superior British show b) you really love Emmy Rossum’s rack and you haven’t heard of the internet or c) you are a die-hard Bill Macy fan and would follow him to the ends of the earth. I can’t really argue with that last point.
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5. “Treme” : I know we make fun of “The Killing” and “The Walking Dead” for their glacial pace, but, honestly, has any show in recent memory moved as slowly as Treme? The music and performances are great. But. Dear lord.
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Complete List Of Likes: “The Daily Show,” “The Colbert Report,” “30 Rock,” “Parks and Recreation”, “The View,” “Glee,” “Modern Family,” “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia,” “Treme” “Cougar Town,” “The Late Show With David Letterman,” “The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson,” “The Soup,” “Aqua Teen Hunger Force,” “Raising Hope,” “Saturday Night Live,” “The Office,” “Project Runway,” “Shameless,” “Parenthood,” (Yay!) and “Conan.”

Complete List Of Dislikes: “Swamp Loggers,” “Dog the Bounty Hunter,” “COPS,” “The Ultimate Fighter,” “The Price Is Right,” “CSI: Miami,” “Kitchen Nightmares,” “Secret Life of the American Teenager,” “Ghost Hunters,” “Ghost Adventures,” “The Haunted,” “Operation Repo,” “Swamp People,” “Hardcore Pawn,” “River Monsters,” “Deadliest Catch,” “Only in America With Larry the Cable Guy,” “Storm Chasers,” “Billy the Exterminator,” “Deal or No Deal,” “Forensic Files,” and “Dirty Jobs.”

I really have no idea how “Entertainment Weekly” chose which shows to ask about, how they asked or who they asked, but you can see the whole article here.









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Comments

sniff....River Monsters is disliked?? I'll have to talk to my fellow liberals about this horrifying betrayal.

Posted by: Alwyn at December 7, 2011 12:40 AM

Wow, fuck Pajiba and this article's title. Eat dick you hipster fucks.

Posted by: Michael Herrmann at December 7, 2011 12:40 AM

What on earth does the word "hipster" mean in this context? You people (YOU PEOPLE) keep using that word until it has lost all meaning.

Posted by: coveredinbees at December 7, 2011 12:43 AM

Who in their right mind could dislike Dirty Jobs?!

Posted by: Gabs at December 7, 2011 12:47 AM

The Price is Right just isn't the same without Bob Barker. And Drew Carey lost all the fat but gained a ton of douche. So I get the dislike.

Posted by: MissRos at December 7, 2011 12:52 AM

Clearly Michael Herrmann takes offense to shortening the medium of Television to "TV." It's a little known straw-that-broke-the-camel's-back abbreviation for people with no sense of humor.

Posted by: Vanilla Porter at December 7, 2011 12:56 AM

I am SO confused by Herrrrrrmannnnnn's comment.

Posted by: figgy at December 7, 2011 12:59 AM

Shameless is a great show. I've never watched the BBC version and I've heard it's great but I'm perfectly happy with the US version. There are a ton of shows taken from the UK that suck in the US remakes but Shameless is not one. There's no way the British version can too be much better and if it is, I don't want to see it yet and ruin my show.

Reasons B and C don't hurt either.

Posted by: Paultera at December 7, 2011 1:00 AM

Gotta admit that as a conservative, it really sucks that most people on our side don't know shit about good television.

Posted by: Allen at December 7, 2011 1:09 AM

I admit it, I watch Shameless for The Macy. I do have all the Region 1-available DVDs of the British original in my collection, though.

I have never seen a single episode of Glee (but believe me, I have plenty of other credentials that allow me to keep my Q card), I'm always asleep at 10 AM CT, so I manage to keep my head intact due to never having to see Elizabeth Filarski's lemonade face, and but for the Betty White episode, I haven't watched Saturday Night Live since before Maya Rudolph left.

I did stop watching Forensic Files once I realized I had seen every episode twice, pretty much the same way I stopped watching Law & Order in the afternoons on TNT last year. I haven't seen Dirty Jobs, but I do rather enjoy looking at Mike Rowe's butt.

While I admire the largely unscripted nature of Sunny, I so thoroughly dislike the characters that I've only been able to sit through maybe two episodes. I am totally down on Project Runway, but I was there from the beginning, so it's been disappointing for a couple of years now, and I just can't let go. It's like having an abusive boyfriend, you know? But if I can break up with Bill Maher, I can learn to let go of Heidi and Tim eventually.

Posted by: Jerry at December 7, 2011 1:13 AM

I'm with you, Allen.

Posted by: Jelinas at December 7, 2011 1:21 AM

The dislikes list is basically what History Channel shows I imagine fat, ignorant old white males love.

More specifically, these entries.
“Dog the Bounty Hunter,” “COPS,”“Ghost Hunters,” “Deadliest Catch,” “Only in America With Larry the Cable Guy,” “Storm Chasers,”

Posted by: Steve at December 7, 2011 1:32 AM

Swamp Loggers? Dirty Jobs? COPS? "Harcore Pawn?" Clearly we hate blue collar workers with shitty jo-(OH I GET IT! LIKE "PORN!")bs. And American teenagers. No argument here.

Posted by: Erin S at December 7, 2011 1:38 AM

Um, what the hell? This is a really douche-tastic article. Glee, SNL, and Shameless are all good shows. I know that Pajiba is known for its bitchiness, which is something that I usually appreciate but you madam are a smelly prostitute. Your opinion is stupid, as is your face (I can only assume).

Posted by: Reginald at December 7, 2011 1:51 AM

I am alarmed the so-called elitist liberals would cast their votes this a-way. Look and despair.

In my experience, political slant has almost nothing to do with intelligence. Newt Gingrich is one of the smartest men in the country, the man has a doctorate from Tulane University, and ended the 40 year majority rule of his opposition party, and his views are some of the most ass backward in the country.

Likewise, lots of people are pro-gay, pro-choice, pro-socialist democracy, and all that jazz, yet still shitbrick stupid. If liberals didn't have a sizable number of idiots in their ranks, Ingrid Newkirk would be selling tofu-burgers out of a pretzel cart in Surrey.

Posted by: Devil Child at December 7, 2011 5:25 AM

I agree Paultera, it is not shameful to watch Shameless.

and that header pic, one of the many thousands of reasons I hate that Glee twat.

Posted by: kirbyjay at December 7, 2011 5:48 AM

@Reginald

Dear "Sir",
Please stop being a fucking-wanking-booger-bugger-arse-head-and-hole (I can only assume, as I haven't met you, but since we're down to name-calling people who have an opinion as well as discerning taste and a sense of humour - oh my, the audacity! - I thought I'd give it a go.)
Sincerely,
Nothing personal, that's just what your face inspires...


Posted by: Kateshi Rinkichiku at December 7, 2011 6:03 AM

Wow, fuck Pajiba and this article's title. Eat dick you hipster fucks.

[looks at expertly-prepared deep-fried dick with hollandaise sauce]

[sighs with relief that permission was finally given]

[eats dick]

Posted by: superasente at December 7, 2011 8:02 AM

Lea Michel tries too hard. Girl, just take a seat. No one will remember your face in 10 years and you'll be the first one to be eliminated from Dancing with the Stars Season 2302438.

Glee is doing a horrible, horrible job portraying the lives of gay teens(or any teens for that matter). It's homophobic and blatantly sexist but it's writers and audiences seem to think that this is the most progressive show of all time. I puked when I saw the episode where Santana comes out of the closet. I refuse to watch another episode of this shit show which hates its female characters. The only person Murphy seems to have some compassion for is Kurt. But even his storylines are cringe-worthy. Someone put it out of its misery and cancel it and get some creative people working on a show with diversity without tokenism AND good writing, for fuck's sake. Progressives deserve better than UG-LEE!

Posted by: severine at December 7, 2011 8:39 AM

@Reginald

Being a smelly prostitute myself, I can only assume you've gotten Joanna and I confused once again. Silly bear.

Posted by: Agogagogo at December 7, 2011 9:14 AM

This doesn't look divided along political lines so much as class lines. So maybe it IS divided along political lines.

Posted by: , at December 7, 2011 9:23 AM

sniff....River Monsters is disliked?? I'll have to talk to my fellow liberals about this horrifying betrayal.

I freaking love that show. He lets the fish go, for pete's sake! What more could an environment-friendly liberal want?

Posted by: Todd at December 7, 2011 9:33 AM

It has nothing to do with politics or pro/anti beliefs. The fact of the matter is that they polled people and people are fucking idiots.

I don't like Glee for many reasons but first and foremost is the fact that I feel bludgeoned with the it's okay to be gay message. It IS okay to be gay, but I feel that they go about spreading that message in such a ham-fisted and over the top way that it makes me cringe. I prefer the way a show like Sparticus handles the gayitude. "Look, I'm fucking a dude." "Right o', carry on."

Posted by: admin at December 7, 2011 9:43 AM

Also, River Monsters is awesome and sciency.

Posted by: admin at December 7, 2011 9:43 AM

1) Where the fuck is Community?? Assholes.

2) I share the Dirty Jobs indignation. Mike Rowe made a gay, inter-species sex joke on Sesame Street for pete's sake! How do liberals not love that? Sodomy AND public television!

With the inclusion of Glee, I suspect these aren't the liberals I'm looking for.

I have no people.

Posted by: Sbrown at December 7, 2011 9:44 AM

The idea that the Democrats could be equated with liberals amuses me.

Posted by: Chugga at December 7, 2011 9:46 AM

@ Kateshi Rinkichiku
Shut your mouth, I was expressing my distaste with Joanna's opinion. People bash Glee far too often, sure it's a very silly show but it's quite entertaining. It has also greatly improved in quality compared to last season. I feel like people don't give it enough of a chance.

Posted by: Reginald at December 7, 2011 10:17 AM

It has nothing to do with politics or pro/anti beliefs. The fact of the matter is that they polled people and people are fucking idiots.

Also, River Monsters is awesome and sciency.

This "survey" is a pretty lame - and all too common - attempt to categorize Americans as two monolithic left/right, black/white, either/or camps. Telling that there is no crossover between the lists.

River Monsters rocks. As does The Colbert Report, Craig Ferguson, South Park, Pawn Stars, and others that liberals love or conservatives hate or vice versa.

TMZ, the View, Jay Leno, Larry the Cable Guy, Two and a Half Men (where was this abomination on the survey, btw?) and the Bachelor(ette) are but a few examples that people are fucking idiots. And proof that god either does not exist, or that He is a vengeful god.

Posted by: Greedy at December 7, 2011 10:20 AM

I think this is the first place I've seen the word "hell" censored outside of a Christian movie review site.

Posted by: TPK at December 7, 2011 10:21 AM

How can anyone hate Dirty Jobs? Unless it's that some folks don't want to recognize that a lot of people work really hard doing stuff you don't want to admit needs to be done. And that's just silly.

And Deadliest Catch (or as we call it in my house "Shut up! Crab fishin' is on.") is relatively inoffensive. I can see not being into it, but actively disliking it seems odd, especially when there are such things to hate as Two and a Half Men and The Skanky "Houswives" of Wherethefuckever. How did Jersey Shore not make the hate list?

Posted by: Reba at December 7, 2011 10:29 AM

@Reginald
So you bash a person's smell, profession and face because you like a show called Glee, which is supposed to be about singing and self-acceptance and also, accepting others...well, on paper anyway.
You crazy bucket of irony, you!

Posted by: Agogagogo at December 7, 2011 10:35 AM

I love Dirty Jobs! And a new season starts in a few days!

...I also watch Ghost Hunters, but it's not something I'll cry about if I miss it. And I miss it a lot.

The big, tattooed guy is scared of spiders, guys! It's cute!

Posted by: Candee at December 7, 2011 10:38 AM

@Steve

I'm an Asian skinny as fuck female who works at Planned Parenthood and my favorite shows are Storm Chasers and Deadliest Catch.

Moron.

Posted by: Asa at December 7, 2011 10:44 AM

Psst. Folks, we have a celebrity in our midst. Lea Michele is posting on Pajiba. She's using the name "Reginald" as a decoy, but it's her. I'm so excited. Let's all be on our best behavior.

Posted by: PaddyDog at December 7, 2011 10:46 AM

*sigh* You know very well what my best behavior entails, PaddyDog.

Posted by: admin at December 7, 2011 10:56 AM

Indeed. I have very fond memories admin. Although a tad more lube next time would be welcome.

Posted by: PaddyDog at December 7, 2011 11:11 AM

Noted.

Posted by: admin at December 7, 2011 11:21 AM

I, too, *LOVE* Dirty Jobs. There may be some 'fake' to it, I don't know. But Mike Rowe is very charismatic, does his best to have fun with the show and doesn't pander to anyone he works with.

Frankly, I would have put him on the "Man Crush" list in place of that dangerous hack Bear Grylls.

Posted by: lubeg at December 7, 2011 11:26 AM

I came to the US version of "Shameless" for Bill Macy. I stayed for my incredibly inappropriate feelings for Lip.

Posted by: Dumily at December 7, 2011 11:37 AM

I feel like people don't give it enough of a chance.

Right? Everybody's talkin' 'bout
Ron Swanson, David Simon, Tina Fey, Charlie Day
Charlie Charlie Day
All we are saying is give "Glee" a chance.

Wait. No. Scratch that. "Glee" is goddamn AWFUL.

Posted by: Jast at December 7, 2011 12:00 PM

I have a wise and insightful statement to make about this concept of party affiliation and TV watching, but it has been erased by clicking on the Glee link and hearing "Friday". Damn you Joanna Robinson, damn yooooooo!

Posted by: Yesterday was Thursday at December 7, 2011 12:25 PM

I watch Forensic Files so much that I feel like I could be an expert witness in any trial. ANY.

Posted by: Kimberly at December 7, 2011 12:25 PM

Even this radical leftist likes Dirty Jobs. Did y'all know that Mike Rowe was an opera singer? Bet you didn't!

Posted by: Angeleno Ewok at December 7, 2011 1:48 PM

Not quite sure whether to feel smugly reassured or profoundly sad to find these particular lists so predictable, and, like Joanna (which I do, so suck it, Reg), my idea as to the selection of shows is missing, too. Of those presented, I try to catch all episodes of American Pickers, Pawn Stars, Auction Kings & other shows that revolve around old, dusty & overpriced relics of questionable value; as for the Dem side, I enjoy The Daily Show/Colbert Report, Letterman & SNL, but can take or leave 'em either way.

But I found Devil Child's comment equally funny and fascinating: if (s)he's a Democrat, my first thought would be 'of course'; if Republican, I'd have to re-think my assumptions of humor and conservatism having as much in common as a comparably hilarious metaphorical phrase that would smartly describe just how little in common they actually do have.

Posted by: special snowflake at December 7, 2011 3:08 PM

So they watch Cougar Town and The Soup, but not Community? That's like leaving the chocolate out of Neapolitan ice cream - it's still pretty great, but you're missing the best part!

Posted by: Bert at December 7, 2011 3:51 PM

All of the above political talk is interesting, but DAMN! Lea Michele's crotch in the picture is kind of mesmerizing. Especially the reflection in the gym bench. It just...pulls you in.

Posted by: NotNormal at December 7, 2011 4:42 PM

How exactly does one go about getting a job as the lacquer on a gym bench?

Thank you.

Posted by: , at December 7, 2011 5:14 PM

Wait, The Macy is in Shameless? Now I'll have to watch the actual show.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at December 7, 2011 7:42 PM

My main thought to this article is why does joanna always come off as a total douche? I get that she is a liberal, I have a few liberal friends(just don't talk politics with me because they hate being proven WRONG) but this ignorant lady just pisses me off. Eat shit lady and get off your high horse. You are not clever, funny, or smart. Just one major jackass that shouldn't have a job with this site. This article is just and extension of how retarded this chick is.

Posted by: justin at December 7, 2011 8:03 PM

Justin: it feels so delicious to be rude to someone on the internet doesn't it? It just gives your depressingly small dick such TINGLIES. "Ooh, this girl is a LIBERAL so I can disparage her all I want forgetting that she's a real person with real feelings, but HEY it's ok! I have liberal friends! I swear! Even though I acknowledge them in the most condescending way possible!"

How about next time you read the article and argue like an intelligent human being instead of insulting the author? Like I assume you would to her face, when the anonymity of the internet doesn't hide you?

Posted by: Julie at December 7, 2011 8:23 PM

Dirty Jobs and Deadliest Catch are AWESOME!
As opposed to some of the obnoxious assholes slamming this site and the author of this post in this thread. How very tedious it must be to be YOU.
Good day, sirs.
I SAID GOOD DAY!

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at December 7, 2011 8:24 PM

The lists suck and have no basis in reality.

Posted by: clancys_daddy at December 7, 2011 8:41 PM

Dear Justin,

Suck my dick.

Regards,

Snuggiepants the Deathbringer

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at December 7, 2011 8:42 PM

Ya know, Joanna is WORKING HERE. Does she show up at your work and knock the dicks out of your mouth, Justin?

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at December 7, 2011 8:50 PM

That's funny. You're funny.

Posted by: Protoguy at December 8, 2011 1:50 AM

Broke which one of the comment rules you flying cunt monkeys?

Posted by: Ender at December 8, 2011 7:18 AM

Oh! That one goes through... just not the one that I spent five minutes on... bastardos!

Posted by: Ender at December 8, 2011 7:19 AM

What doesn't make sense with justin's comment (apart from how oblivious you would need to be to post something so petarded) is that he's complaining about liberals in an article bashing liberals for bad taste. It just doesn't add up.

I think he's either a liberal trying to make conservatives look bad (Great job dude! You nailed "act like a moron". But you overkilled it. Dial it back a bit, no-one thinks conservatives are that stupid and arrogant*, you'll blow your cover) or a fan/star of one of the above shows (Lea Michelle I'm looking at you) trying ineptly to hide their seething rage behind a tiny partisan shield.

Posted by: Ender at December 8, 2011 7:22 AM

"I have tons of Liberal friends (just don't talk politics with me because they hate being proven WRONG)"

ALL-CAPS is the mark of a man too stupid and emotional to actually prove a rational point. I only highlight this because you played it beautifully. You could have oversold it with "LIKE MORONS!!! I WIN! ME KING OF LOGIC" but you didn't. You just left enough of a hint of your absolute idiocy to slightly spice the satire. Those conservatives won't know what hit them.

Posted by: EnderEnder at December 8, 2011 7:24 AM

p.s. If you were real this would be beautiful irony - as it is it's a little contrived and obvious:

Posted by: Enderparagraph1 at December 8, 2011 7:27 AM

"This article is just and extension of how retarded this chick is."

Posted by: Enderparagraph2 at December 8, 2011 7:27 AM

You know what? There is no paragraph three. There's just me calling you a cretin Justin. Really? Who typoes in a sentence calling someone stupid? It's like you don't want people to take you seriously.

p.s. I hate your submission software Pajiba - if you could have told me what the error was in the real final paragraph I could have deleted it and posted this in one go. It wasn't worth this many posts. Do you see what you've done now? (I was held at gunpoint, so I had to post it see...)

Posted by: Enderparagraph3 at December 8, 2011 7:32 AM

You guys, give justin a break. Not only did he manage to find this site, but also to comment while possessing naught but a rock and a club to bash his keyboard with.

Posted by: Bert at December 8, 2011 12:28 PM