Why Do We Love Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson?
Is it because he looks so good in tight black underpants while mocking his own persona?
Is it because he sang a ridiculously cheesy song to his own mom on Mother's Day?
Is it because he was the lone bright spot in an otherwise utterly depressing Tyler Perry movie?
Is it because he can pop berries off his pectorals?
Is it because he dressed up as a fairy and still appeared quite masculine in the process?
Is it because he can play the ukelele and look smoking hot while doing so?
Is it because he can pull off the cheesiest movie scripts without negating his own badass quotient?
Is it because he doesn't even flinch at the thought of homoerotic throwdowns with Vin Diesel?
Yeah, that's gotta be it.
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