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Who Did It Better? Madonna's Terrifyingly Smooshed Chest Edition Golden Globes Edition

By Joanna Robinson | Seriously Random Lists | January 16, 2012 | Comments ()


"Don't Call It A Comeback" Divison
Nicole Kidman's Face
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vs. Christopher Plummer
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"Angling For A Role In David Fincher's Remake Of The Artist" Division
Charlize Theron vs. Gerard Butler
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"Eccentric Accessory" Division
James Cromwell's Scarf & Uggie The Dog
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vs Idris Elba's Shoes
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"Threw On Something From Bed, Bath & Beyond" Division
Amanda Peet vs. Jessica Biel
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GILF Division
Helen Mirren
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vs. Jane Fonda
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"The Unlikeliest of Twinsies" Edition
SWINTON vs. Kelly Osborne
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"Best Use Of Brad's Spare Cane" Division
Comedy Prop For Giorgio Clooney
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vs. Rammed Up Angelina Jolie's Backside
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"The Dean Martin Sartorial and Cirrhosis" Division
The Silver Fox vs. Ricky Gervais
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"Fictional Teenagers Who F*cked Leonardo DiCaprio And Then Wore Black And White" Division
Kate Winslet
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vs. Claire Danes
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The Girls Of "'Glee'" Edition
Dianna "Is That A Thundercat On Your Chest Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?" Agron
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vs. Lea "Stalactits" Michele
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Beaded Division
Julianna Margulies
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vs. Laura "Disco Dino" Dern
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Ms. Golden Globes Division
Madonna vs. Salma Hayek
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"The Grand Dames Of We Don't Give A Sh*t How We Look Just Give Us Our Damn Awards" Division
Meryl Streep vs. Jessica Lange
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"Best D*ck Joke" Division
Seth Rogen
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vs. The Cloonmeister General
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And remember, no matter what your complaints about the awards, they gave you this hat trick of adorability:
Filliam H. Muffman

The Esteemed Morgan Freeman
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And a bit with a dog.
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