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What Horror Movie Are You: A Pajiba Comment Diversion

By Jodi Smith | Lists | October 27, 2018 |

By Jodi Smith | Lists | October 27, 2018 |


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Have you ever lazed in a bubble bath and contemplated which horror movie you would be if a horror movie could be a person; specifically a YOU person?

Samesies. Today, actually. I’m an adult!

I think I would be The Shining. Why? Well, my head is full of spirits, I’m a writer, I’m pretty to look at, and sometimes you don’t understand what exactly you’re experiencing at during any given moment. I’m okay with some loneliness, but too much and I start seeing bears performing fellatio on old dudes wearing suits.

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I’m just a big, abandoned hotel in the middle of a winter wonderland asking you to realize you’ve been a part of me the whole time. And you’re dead. And trapped. And frozen in that maze. You know?



Jodi Smith is the Associate Trade News Editor at Pajiba. You can email her or follow her on Twitter.



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